#IM LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND

[boneyteeeeth]

hey so um WHAT??????? 😭😭😭😭😭

They WILL come back Im telling you guys this is foreshadowing (I am definitely normal about this)

[warden-anders]

the way that irving and helly's body language INSTANTLY switched from conflict to comfort as soon as helena switched out was INSANE. he cradled her so fiercely AND SHE CLUNG BACK. irving knew he wasnt going to come back from that, but helly was worth more to him than his life was at that point. all she knows is that she's cold and wet and that irving was there, and of course irving wouldnt hurt her, so she embraces him back! anyway they love each other theyre family and i need to bite something

[sir--cumference]

Its dawning on me how completely unhinged jayce and viktor's arcs were in s2. Like i was fully chilling feeling confident we'd get some friends to enemies shit, some nasty fights, maybe a last minute reconciliation and acknowledgement that nothing will ever be the same. I was like riot would never make them canon theyre too cowardly to make men kiss

Now im just like.... Jayce brings Viktor back to life with the thing he promised to destroy bc its evil? Ok word love it. Viktor leaves him for saving his life and breaking his promise? Hot. Viktor becomes jesus, healing shimmer leprosy? Turns into a hivemind? Uses other peoples bodies to be like "hiii jayce! Look what i did! :D Come say hi i missed u!"?? Jayce shows up all dirty and rugged with ptsd from wherever he was and just KILLS HIM with no explanation? We find out Jayce was in the future where everyone is a fucked up broken cunty robot husk? He meets future jesus viktor who is lonely bc he turned everyone cunty and robotic? Jayce promises him to murder him? BUT Viktor's brought back by singed using werewolf vanders blood and creates his giant hivemind of fabulous porcelain gaybots? He uses one to dance around and choke Jayce out and climb him like a koala on a eucalyptus tree all the while begging him to join the hive mind? All in front of Jayce's (ex?) Gf? I cannot help but stan. He cries in the astral plane when jayce says no i will not become part of your robot fungus network? Viktor becomes 8 or 9 feet tall, long metal face split in half plus creepy mask PLUS giant glowing third arm claw thing and confronts jayce and is just happily spewing nonsense about how he solved all of humanitys problems in a strangely cheerful horrifying slavik robot voice? Jayce is like please stop youre insane, all pouty, and Viktor just starts to fly and chokes him again? Two choking scenes?? Okay. Jayce finds himself in the same position as his metal husk self from the future and surrenders to Viktor immediately and the second he sees normal human viktor in the astral plane hes like "your imperfections make you BEAUTIFUL"? ekko knocks viktor on the head with a time travel device, breaks his face, and now Viktor's like oh shit maybe i actually kind of fucked up? Jayce tells him he saw him in the future and future vik told him life without Jayce is "fields of dreamless solitude"? They astral hug and Jayce gives him the stone magic Viktor gave him as a child and is like lets hold hands and disintegrate and save the universe together? They explode in a flash of bisexual lighting while touching foreheads????

Nothing about this made sense and i ate up every second. Truly a new standard for queer representation. We dont want kisses we want a nonsensical fever dream. I want to feel like i rode a roller coaster backwards and then someone threw a drink in my face and lit me on fire. Fuck me i guess? (Positive)

[11queensupreme11]

WHY ARE ALL THE MEN IN THIS GAME SO FUCKING FINE????????

[piiinch]

i know this insane quote from britt lower from the PaleyFest panel has been making rounds here on tumblr but i was rewatching the finale and

WHAT DO YOU MEAN shes also bathed in the red-that-symbolizes-love RED ??

[brotherwtf]

I've been a bit feral lately so have a very intimate clegan shaving drabble.

John had asked Gale a couple of times during the war to help him shave. Usually, back at Thorpe Abbotts, he would make a joke like "your arms don't work, Bucky?" and push him away with the hint of a smile. Every time, Bucky would pout like a kicked puppy, and Gale would only give him and exasperated look in return.

Eventually, he did shave John's face, but that was only while they were in the Stalag together. They were both so broken and exhausted, and John asked in a way that was pleading as opposed to teasing. The entire time, Gale had to control his breathing and try to avoid Johns eyes so as to not completely ravage him in the middle of the washroom.

After the war, John hadn't asked Gale to shave him at all. He barely talked during the mornings, barely could stand looking at the person in the mirror, but still resigned himself to get clean every morning.

Usually, Gale leaves John alone in the mornings, getting ready only after he leaves the restroom so he can have his peace. However, he decided to join him this morning.

He stands by John in silence, but can feel the tenseness of his shoulders as he brushes his teeth next to him. He watches as shaky hands pick up the razor and cream and tentatively apply the cream to his chin and neck. Gale spits out the toothpaste and grabs the washcloth by the sink when he hears John let out a tiny hiss. He whips his head towards him, and sees the tiny pool of red turning the foam pink on his cheek.

John looks over to him then, and Gale takes it as a silent plea for help. He takes the razor from his hands and gestures for John to sit on the edge of the bathtub.

It's a shocking mirror image to what had happened in the Stalag. Except now Gale could touch John however he wanted without fear of others seeing him.

Carefully, he places the razor to John's skin and drags it slightly, hearing the subtle scrape of hair being cut from his face. He puts a hand on the back of John's head, tilting it over so slightly to drag the razor over his jaw. When there's no more cream, he takes his hand and traces the sharp line of it, looking directly into John's eyes as he does so.

John looks at him like a man in worship, eyes slightly lidded and lips parted as Gale caresses him further, grabbing his chin and pulling the razor across it. He snakes his arms around his waist, pulling him closer so that Gale stands between John's open legs. Gale sighs with a hint of a smile quirking his lips up.

Gale removes his hand from John's hair and uses it to cup the shaved cheek, turning his face to work on the other side. When John tries to turn to kiss the palm of his hand, Gale tuts and wags a playful finger in front of him.

"Don't get so eager now, Bucky," He whispers.

John huffs out a laugh, relishing in the soft hand that gently holds his face. Gale tilts his face up, putting a hand around John's neck as he shaves under John's chin. John looks up at him with rapture, taking one of his hands from Gale's waist and holding it around Gale's wrist on his neck.

With one final swipe, Gale flicks the last of the cream onto the bathroom floor, but keeps his hand wrapped gently around John's neck. He squeezes ever so slightly, and John releases a tiny sound from his lips.

"Claiming me as yours, Buck?" John asks teasingly.

Gale leans down and devours John's lips, producing an almost sinful moan and John's grip on his waist gets impossibly tighter. He forces his tongue into an eager mouth, and allows the kiss to get heated. His other hand finds John's hand on his waist and squeezes it.

Gale pulls away and breathes out a laugh when John chases his lips. He takes the hand from John's neck and caresses his cheek again.

"You'll always be mine, Bucky"

[rosehipandroots]

hero's shade twi? HERO'S SHADE TWI???

(art by @linkeduniverse)

[tinyweevil]

Doctor person: I'm afraid you have toxic yaoi syndrome 😔

*me foaming at the mouth on the floor*

Doctor person: that will be 5000$

[warrekt]

i'm losing my grasp on reality

[taswelle]

session 3 moment that I've been constantly thinking about

[xi-phos]

My roomate has red converse and is a harry potter fan i NEED to know if she just likes the colour or if she's a james potter fan because i have regulus' dark green converse(just not in the dorm) and i WILL go insane if she's a james potter fan

[bird-inacage]

A Jeff Satur Gifset | Call Me by Fire S3: “《吸引定律》 The Law of Attraction”

This performance was UNHINGED. Completely and utterly insane. Jeff in chains? Jeff doing rock and roll? Flamethrowers?! Playing a guitar with a goddamn power drill??!! Considering this was the song no one else wanted, Team Jeff KILLED. IT.

BONUS (*the only appropriate reaction) >>>

[winter-parrot]

anyway I just finished day 1 of WaT and. Incoherent screamings so far

Fuck u Gavilar. Fuck u fuck u fuck u

HEY WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE STORMFATHER CAN LIE!!!! I’m gonna have to keep a very close eye on what he says (and probably what all the spren say) in my next reread, whenever that is

Kaladin!!! Happy!!!! At peace!!!!! This makes me so happy but also so so so scared. Come back from Shinovar alive beloved bridge man or I swear to God!!!!

I am both excited and alarmed by the amount of Hoid we’re getting. I’m not used to a Hoid that isn’t a passing ghost or a weird bard lol

Oh the light weavers are gonna get UP TO SOME SHIT huh!! Actual physical lightweaving is gonna be insane. Also fascinating whatever the fuck Shallan is doing

Heir to Urithiru Kaladin is such a wild but correct pull. He’s obviously gonna do it right?

Spiritual Realm!!! Spiritual Realm!!!!! Give me your secrets oh mysterious third realm

Adonalsium mentioned??? Actual Adonalsium lore and not a passing mention of a weird old God??????

It’s gotta be Sigzil writing the in-universe Knights of Wind and Truth book, right??? I can’t imagine who else.

We’re gonna get so many Cosmere secrets and so much Shattering lore by the look of things and I am going to be so wrong about so many guesses. Nobody tell me what I’m incredibly wrong about already. I am fucking excited and fucking terrified for the rest of this book!!!!!

[seffocate]

people featured: @bittersweetdistractor me @rancid-zinnia-onthepatio @bluebutterflytears @cronchyy2 (in that order)

my little pony but awesome sauce my little pony but coolest ever my little pony but rad epic my little pony but toes my lit also i dont watch the show this was only made since i was held at gunpoint i had no choice

[itsjaywalkers]

NEW HUNGER GAMES BOOK???? AND IT'S ABOUT HAYMITCH'S GAMES????????

[systematic-breakdown]

tumblr is not a research site tumblr is not a research site tumblr is not a fucking research site

doing research is not looking at a tag on your favorite social media platform

doing research is not reading blogs or first person accounts - those are supplementary and should NOT be treated as though theyre PRIMARY SOURCES

if youre going to research a disorder you NEED to look at medical sources you NEED to look at google scholar or researchub or literally anything other than social media please for the love of god stop using social media and blogs for research this is how misinformation spreads