#IM GUNNA BE PIRATE KING

[trashcora]

MY SWEETSWEET CORABEAR HOW DID YOU LIKE MANDO'S COMEBACK PREMIERE??? I was like thirsting over the metal man but then cooing over how cute Grogu is like o hai whiplash lol (also those TLOU headers are gorgeeeeeeeee!!!)

HELLO MY SWEET SWEET NONNIE🧸

ok im gunna be real about my premiere review. I was extremely happy to see my main shiny man back especially seeing him being such a good dad too! but the overall episode i wasnt overly excited by - the S2 premiere & tbobf's Return of the Mandalorian I was blown away by the story but this premiere felt lacking....

I get why they kinda resolved their main plot lines in S2 & in tbobf so they have to set up more storylines to get this season going. but in the short 30min episode the whole thing felt rushed??? That pirate fight scene seemed so forced like yep we gotta bring in a new villain & that pirate king/davy jones looking guy is def coming back. I wish the episode was longer idk just we went to 3 different planets and spend <10mins at each?? If i wasnt so thrilled to see my babies again i probably would have zoned out... some episode highlights!!! I loved the scene with the anzellans, seeing din sit crisscross applesauce in that tiny garage & bad baby!! then the scene with din leaning against tree (i may have moaned). Also seeing the water droplets on his helmet! It was hot but also looked so cool, they should do it more!! also im HYPED that IG-11 may come back!! i hope that works out soon♥️

most importantly "BATHE IN THE LIVING WATERS BENEATH THE MINES OF MANDALORE" i can not wait

[godofether]

Derivatives of Fortune Scquandered Mainly/ as I Sit on My Tepesh Daily// Achillies Swings through the Hips of Ladies/Who want to have Gods Babies//

Maybe if they were Saintly/like the Christmas Niko "Bailey"// "Nick-named" after His Favorite Lady/ Me being a Slim So Less Shady//

Mistaken for some Men sometimes a Lady/ not this one, Not Me// i have Balls on All My Incarnations/ this is no fabrication// All Man Rah the Sacred Savior of Children Who are Gods that You Claim They Saved You// when They said Go to Our Father/ He is the One Follow//

ThunderBird never a Swallow/ a P not for Pirate but Preceeding the ussy/ As symbol to Show that Females a Go/ without having to say naught a Word/ just flip 'em the bird the P will speaketh for itself//

Only the Women deserve the attention/ not the horrah// but the suspension/ a whisper a kiss// a lick on the lips/ some sadie hawkins ish// where you get to pick/ which sett doth God kiss with a vaulger tounge like this/ second business//

should i spell it out in english or spanish/ id lick it in french if the monotonus lay stagnant// Death rather not kill/ this apparent as a parent// of Holy Divine/ id rather slay that wap// then leave My Kids Behind/ shouldnt have to repeat myself//

im no parrot this God just venting// out of Habit/ if you truly love thy Lord by Name// then you gunna have it/ still "the rabid savage" that you craved from that stay in lenñé// who scouped you right up and took you away from a perilous wake/

of Gods called Angels who slaughtered away// smiting for Good/ Lucifers by Holy Name// I just One and the Same just a Second Away/ Could be lifetimes in a blink of Our Wake// we run and we make that mistake/ the one that lead to this place// the one that calls Me Abraham in Abéràks Place/ when its already english on account of the y being an e// that looks like English to Me. Those A's not V's/ the Translation I say is King/ Coming from V'lvd or Atlas to Me//

[joongz-archive]

ateez mvs as tweets.

insp. | base.

[camrenstar17]

puns

I have loads of puns i want to share but im not doing so well at socialising lately, so here’s 20 puns off the top of my head. Hopefully someone gets a laugh outta these.

I dont want none unless you got puns hun.

What do you call a dodgy part of Italy? a spaghetto! 

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s really time consuming. 

I’d tell a chemistry joke but i know i won’t get a reaction.

A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy!

If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.

He drove his car into a tree and found out how Mercedes bends. 

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and i’ll show you A-flat minor.

The roundest knight at king Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

Police were called to a day-care were a 3 year old was resisting a rest.

A bicycle can’t stand on it’s own because it’s two-tired.

I once heard a joke about amnesia but i forgot how it goes.

I’m not gunna raichu a love song.

I don’t know if i will go to heaven or hell but purghaps we’ll meet again.

How are trumpets like pirates? They both murder in high C’s.

What’s the difference between a piano and tuna? You can’t tuna fish.

I used to go fishing with skrillex but he kept dropping the bass. 

What does a house wear? A dress

How do you get a pikachu on a bus? you POKE-(hi)M-ON 

I understand that this post may be onix-ceptable to some but i found it entertaining to make.

[luffydraws]

ANOTHER ASK THAT IS 7 YEARS OLD AHAHAHAHHA THIS ONE IS FOR @eldianhope-blog DO YOU STILL WANT THE LOVEBELY BEPO WELL TOO BAD IF YA DONT COS HES HERE NOW

BY LUFFY

WHAT SHOULD I DRAW NEXT

[luffydraws]

BUT WHY COULD SHE BE A PIRATE BUT I COULDNT?!?!?!?!?//1/

MEAN SHANKS!!!!!!1!

BY LUFFY

FOR @jollysemroger

HEY

YOU REALLY THINK MY DRAWINGS ARE GOOD?!??/???

THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!1!

YOU HAPPY MAKES ME HAPPY

HAPPY DREAMS TONIGHT :D

[luffydraws]

IM GUNNA BE PIRATE KING

BY LUFFY

FOR TORAO THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOY!

@opfoodzine IS SO SO GOOD AND THIS DRAWING WAS FOR THEM YEARS AGO!!!!!

[luffydraws]

ONE DAY I WILL DRAW MORE PICTURES!!!1!

THANKS FOR STICKING AROUND

ANYWAY DO YOU LIKE IT

BY LUFFY

IM GUNNA BE PIRATE KING

[luffydraws]

HI @explodingthunder

IM GUNNA BE PIRATE KING

[luffydraws]

IM GUNNA BE PIRATE KING . . . OH AND THIS IS FOR @mit-zi