#IM GONNA MISS ZED!!!

[alexinnitlive]

Since Moth has ended(which made me cry from emotions-) I thought it would be nice to show my ocs of guardian and darling

Introducing Alessia(Red hair) and Sadie(Blonde hair)!!

I may make some content whether it's just one of them individually, the both of them or them with their respective love interests(if I make them in gacha that is-)

I feel proud of what I did Alessia's and Sadie's design! :D

[rhapsoddity]

binging impulses season 10 pov here we goooo

ALSO WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN LIKE A YEAR SINCE SEASON 10 LAUNCHED

[popawritter12]

that post of yours about how every yandere in league of legends is consenting made me think about how they are when it comes to jealousy I just love your posts

Author's notes: I know, im very young in this plataform, but things in my "love life" make me change a LOT of things in my life, so... I guess that i'm coming back bcs i "come back" to normal.

Also I had this thought for a long time so... Let me explain it first.

Of course that i will divide it in a total of four categories:

1- Just in a extreme jeolusy feeling, it gonna "take measures".

2- Tries to hide the jealous, but in one point just gets carried away they emotions.

3- Meticulous search of that person, and subsequent kill.

4- Violent reaccion in view of the jealousy.

5- A REAL violent reaccion in view of the jealousy.

So, let's start

1- Just in a extreme jeolusy feeling, they gonna "take measures".

Alistar, Anivia, Bardo, Blitzcrank, Braum, Galio, Ivern, Janna, Jax, Kai'sa, Karma, Kassadin, Lee Sin, Leona, Lillia, Malphite, Maokai, Master Yi, Morgana, Nami, Neeko, Orianna, Pantheon, Rakan, Riven, Ryze, Shen, Skarner, Soraka, Taliyah, Taric, Wukong, Yasuo, Yone, Yorick, Zac and Zilean.

2- Tries to hide the jealous, but in one point just gets carried away they emotions.

Ahri, Akshan, Aphelios, Caitlyn, Camille, Ekko, Garen, Gragas, Gwen, Hwei Illao, Irelia, Jarvan IV, Kalistam Kayle, Nautilus, Nilah, Olaf, Ornn, Quinn, Rell, Samira, Senna, Sona, Tryndamere, Varus, Volibear, Xin Zhao and Zeri.

3- Meticulous search of that person, and subsequent kill.

Akali, Ashe, Azir, Darius, Diana, Draven, Fiora, Jayce, Jhin, Katarina, Kayn, K'sante, Lucian, Lux, Miss Fortune, Nasus, Nidalee, Pyke, Qiyana, Renata Glasc, Renekton, Rengar, Sejuani, Seraphine, Sett, Shivana, Sivir, Swain, Sylas, Talon, Twisted Fate, Vayne, Viktor, Xayah and Zed.

4- Violent reaccion in view of the jealousy.

Cassiopeia, Dr.Mundo, Elise, Evelynn, Gangplank, Malzahar, Nocturne, Shaco, Singed, Thresh, Udyr, Vi, Xerath and Zyra.

5- A REAL violent reaccion in view of the jealousy.

Aatrox, Aurelion Sol, Brand, Bel' veth, Briar, Hecarim, Jinx, Karthus, Le Blanc, Lissandra, Mordekaiser, Sion, Syndra, Trundle, Tham Kench, Urgot, Vel' Koz, Viego, Vladimir and Warwick.

And, there are two exception of all of this categories; Ezreal and Graves. Why? Well, First i thought that both of them would really be the 3rd categorie, but then i realiced that... The two of them would TRY to kill the cause of they jealousy, but... They literally kill the "cause" by accident ---or directly didn't even get it---, so... that is my explication.

Im gonna say it, it was so funny to do this, and I really say that I must be thankfull to all of the Anon's that try activelly to "revive" this side of mine of hiperfilaxion with Yanderism and my favorite games.

Also, I learned to crochet and do pixel art so im guess that im gonna put some of that from time to time in this account. I wish to all of you the best! <3

[hopeheartfilia]

oh my god. as a. Yes fuck it im saying this i have the random notes in my notes app to back it up

as a person who likes khalid, im sorry but what

Like yes he is a creep and yes id never cheer for them to be together, bit excuse me?

Im. Suprised by the comments on webtoon. To be precise their ability to completly miss all forshadowing and act as if things happen out of thin air

Another example of thia is lady loer's jealousy, which was heavily implied nad foreshadowed on many occasions. Frankly from that time in the bookstore where eosif made comments about estelle/luci looking at books about ersha

Like im sorry what. Why yall acting like you didnt expect this and going khalid has teagic backstory now but i hope it doesnt make readers forget how he acted - like it wasnt clear he had one from the get go. Yes obviously he always says some very out there shit but his line of thought isnt hard to follow. Is it dumb as bricks? Yes of course. You cant be mad at someone for now knowing something if you never tell them

You cant be mad at your friend for not knowing youre in love with them. You cant be mad at your friend for not knowing they are being manipulated. You can be mad at your commander for being incredibly dense about politics, but as a friend who knows she was a commoner and quite frankly has no reason to know half of the shit youre getting mad at her over, the fault is with the situation and aso with not saying shit

Like im sorry that people dont read minds. learn to communicate.

.... this feels a lot like the conversations me and my best friend have like. maybe neurotypicals should learn how to talk actually

but yeah he was the closest person to estelle and untill im shown a flashback of him having a conversation with her about im gonna be in camp Bitch ass maybe dont expect your commoner best friend to infer politics from thin air via telepathy

One of the main differences between zed and khalid is communicaion, honesty and respect. Zed is great on all of those points. khalid very much is not

[brothersonahotelbed]

NICO NICO OH MY GOF HI HI I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH im so sorry i just went and disappeared on you like that. went through a really bad time and got sick of my blog (which i honestly have been for a good while) and just decided to wipe everything and be alone for a little. it's so good you should try suddenly disappearing into a fog sometimes I'll just want for you to come back when you've cleared your mind. sorry i miss you a lot and it's so nice to get to talk to you again :). oh here's some poetry from a book i've acquired through ah id say dubious means and ive bookmarked some that reminded me of you and your sea thing. im gonna go through and find some more for you. anyway PLEASE catch me up on things how's everything have you been writing show me show me how are your little silly creatures any new stuff youre insane about any cool things you wanna show me tell me everything man IVE MISSED YOU MWUAHMWUAHMUWHA

enyway these are the poems 👍. ly man

ZEDFER OH MY GOD HI FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELLO I MISSED YOU SM!!!!!!!!!!

okay first before anything please please PLEASE don't be sorry for disappearing and retreating into the shadows for a bit. i mean it. you're braver than all of us for knowing when to take a break and even having the guts to deactivate for the betterment of your mental health especially with your posts blowing up and people being annoying and going through shit with your mental health and everything, i'm proud of you for taking that step & happy you did it!!! of course i was worried but i'm glad you're here and i'm glad you were able to do that to help scrape the grime and dirt off <3 seriously. :)

umm how things are going!!! idk nothing much has changed since you've been gone tbh? i just found out my coworkers at the library and i are getting a pay increase because the county loves us soooooooooo much and bc we've been working so hard, so that's cool!! i also finished writing a good omens fic that turned out to be 15 pages long (rip) and it was the first piece of non-poetry writing that i've attempted AND FINISHED in over a year. ACK!!!! im v proud of it :]

ALSO a little bit of tragic news our favorite girl (guitar) vendetta, my beautiful lovely woman, is like. on the fritz for some reason? her channel switch is fizzling out and she's have connection issues with the amp and it's really sad. but!! since my birthday is next month (the 17th), i talked to my parents and they agreed that for my bday present they would help me pay for a NEW GUITAR????. THIS IS THE ONE I HAD MY EYE ON

HE IS SO SO SO BEAUTIFUL I GET HARD WHENEVER I LOOK AT HIM ohhhhmy god

last thing, i watched juno 2007 (Finally!) during your absence AND IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TOOK ME THIS LONG TO WATCH IT. elliot page and his little egg self :') idk it made me tear up a little i loved it so much. <3

my cats are as beastly as ever of course. here are some pictures:

anyway. JUNO THOSE POEMS. LIKE ARE YOU FOR REAL RIGHT NOW I AM LOSING IT OVER THE FACT THAT YOU THOUGHT OF ME :'))I NEED TO TATTOO THEM ON MY HEART FOREVER I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AAGH. THANK YOU FOR SENDING THEM TO ME<3

we all missed you so much man it hasn't been the same without you here. i love you so much zed so so so much <3333

[terracottakore]

🐶🐵

🐶 what hermits do you watch?

im gonna be honest,, sometimes, i miss out on a couple of episodes but! i always love watching etho, scar, zed, tango, and false!!

🐵 what season did you watch first?

season 5, actually!!!! when i was younger, my sibling and i loved to watch hc together :D i slowly stopped watching after s6, but i got back into it, nearing the end of s8

[starherdselene]

Wanted to try out other art styles so here's a couple other people's zedaph designs

original artists of the designs I tried recreating: @sickcroww30 , @weaselmcdiesel , @mojo-chojo , @noctude , @wasyago and @lunaticalis

ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏ ᵘ ᶠᵒʳ ˡᵉᵗᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵐᵉ ᵘˢᵉ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ʰᵃʰᵃ ⁱ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ⁱ ᵈⁱᵈⁿᵗ ᵇᵘᵗᶜʰᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉᵐ

[veryhiddenreki]

MY LITTLE KILLUA HOW AM I GONNA LEAVE HIM FOR 40 WHOLE DAYS😭😭😭

[anony-mouse-writer]

Down With The King!

I will be watching everyone’s povs for this cuz why not. spoilers for the king’s vault on hermitcraft season 9

[[[READ MORE]]]

- the king issued a challenge to the server. if they managed to beat his impossible vault, he would return the diamonds and resign as king. if they failed, he would be king of the server forever more

- ren: welcome to the vault!

everyone else: booo

ren + co, who have spent a week doing massive grind making this vault: wow such enthusiasm

everyone else: woo

- everyone takes off all their gear. this does mean dwarfpulse is beardless the whole time, which is cursed

- the knights of the square table all watch from little tinted glass tunnels the whole time its fantastic

room one was cub’s parkour and a mob fight. everyone fails the double slime jump

- jevin (dare sticked to be useless) pulls a midnight black cats but the hoglins were all weirdly passive so its fine

- a brief aside with bdubs versus about half the server in pvp

- after bdubs was skain, joe, in chat is all ‘oh no, cleo we better prepare for trouble’ and im so so sad no one made a team rocket joke back

room two was cleo’s explosive game of red light green light.

- doc and etho just fucking cheat at the end and no one stops them

- cleo threw a lever just for fun and jevin got in a huff ‘fine you wanna cheat? we can cheat!’ and then immediately dies and ends up at fucking spawn

- redstone door fails and joe manually has to set it off. this feels right somehow.

- another aside with a worse-for-wear bdubs vs half the server pvp part 2. he’s got a black eye and a missing tooth

room three is scar’s pay to win parkour

- grian, having 3rd life flashbacks: scar put your shirt on

- for a bunch of people bitching sbout being broke they sure are quick to pay to win loll

room four grian: ready for top ten anime betrayals?

- everyone choosing to just skip grian’s room while he tries to convince them that its a bad idea by explaining his fae-ass logic

- grian is so sad that no one trusts him

- everyone goes to fight the king and gets fucking wrecked in a kill box, its incredible

- grian got like half the room out on the first two questions lolll

- ‘if its not lit up, its not scar safe’

- grian: ren had no supervision over my loot table >:)

the final fight was against the knights of the round table in increasingly powerful armor lol

- my first thought was cub was in netherite, but no it was enchanted leather lol. i wonder if it was as good as zed’s

- joe didnt even know he was gonna fight loll

- bdubs was in full diamond fighting a small army in full diamond and this ended exactly as well as you’d expect

- rip doc monster who i think was the only one to actually die in the one on one fights

- bdubs’s vault is may have had a puzzle, but everyone just flipped levers until it opened

results: the diamonds are missing. i saw someone say mumbo stole them and yeah. ill incorporate that into my world view.

- they reskinned snowballs into tomatoes to throw at ren in his cage and im cackling

- everyone: booo hiss

ren: :(

everyone: uhh. sorry

- team effort to take down the afk banner my beloved

- grian asks to take the crastle loll

miscellaneous:

- i was wondering where all the cursed ren heads came from and apparently joe killed him a bunch (source: gem 19)

- soup group’s training montage my beloved. impulse’s mcc audition tape?

[bucket-of-amethyst]

oh no ren and martyn are being fruity

asdjkgshçf I LEFT TO EAT IM MISSING THATTTTT :WAILS: Imma gonna need to catch one of their vods later for sure!! For some reason seeing Martyn there with the hermits just makes me vr happy lkdfjh

(but I come back and Tango and Zed are still cuddling so the fruit is everywhere good lird)

[spiritblossoming]

daily fun but useless ppau fact #10

aka "EVERY JOKE/EASTER EGG IN ONE DAY YOU'LL WISH YOU HADN'T"

I'm putting it under a read more because it's long af (because... my dumbass.... makes a lot of jokes. if u didn't notice.)

chapter one: wish (soraka r)

“Not a single sign that the Rift’s champions, those gods amongst men, had ever been there at all.”

This was a vague reference to Damwon’s championship skins where they had wanted to appear as gods coming down from the heavens, if I remember correctly.

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“And Faker would never be enough of a fool to trust someone who once lived in his shadow.”

Faker is (kind of) Zed in this au, so this is secretly a joke. ha ha.

chapter two: you and me (yuumi w) (get it? because meiko's skin is yuumi? i'm not funny ahahahah)

“Hmm,” Jiejie begins, his eyes wandering as he thinks. “I think Meiko would have wished for something to make him an even better support than he already is. Viper probably wished that he’d never miss a shot, and Flandre definitely wished for some magic that’s better than that smoke thing he does. That, or to be able to do this his entire life. Who knows?”

Two out of three isn't bad :)

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“But Jiejie,” Scout says, intentionally mispronouncing his name. “How can you even be tired?”

I explained this in the end notes already, but Scout pronounces Jiejie’s name like 姐姐, which means older sister. Credit to my friend that only referred to Jiejie as “big sister” all throughout Worlds 2021. Bro is gonna fail Chinese III.

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“Breathe, Yechan. Breathe.”

I’m pretty sure Scout is the only one to be referred to by his real name by his teammates, if you don’t count the introductions in the first EG fic. Generally, I try to avoid their real names, since it starts to feel a bit awkward once I’m writing about Ryu Minseok and not Keria or something. It’s too personal for me.

(Edit a few days later: I forgot about Miky but c’mon, I was not about to refer to him as “Mikyx” the entire fic)

(Edit a few more days later: Gumayusi got full name’d, shit is going down)

(Edit a few more more days later: everyone getting full name'd now this is not a drill)

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quick tw for death but when my mom was crying to me about her dad's last wishes i. i kind of. i kind of went "AYO WHAT DID I HAVE MEIKO DO IN ODYWYH TO COMFORT SCOUT I NEED TO KNOW" and just tried to channel whatever he did

im that emotionally constipated kill me

chapter three: end of the line (graves q)

“He plays Teamfight Tactics until he sees stars when he blinks.”

Perhaps in this universe Riot Games is truly a small indie company…

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“Scout tries to scream, but without the room to expand his chest, all that comes out is the faintest whine.”

This was tested to make sure it was an accurate depiction. I got sleep paralysis once when my sister was audibly on a call in the room over. I tried to scream. Didn’t work. The sound I made was actually very embarrassing. (it is ok to laugh at me for my sleep paralysis experiences. they are funny in hindsight. for more tips on how to handle sleep paralysis just hmu)

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“We’ll go to Europe, then. I’ve heard there’s a retired Summoner that can suppress someone’s abilities. Maybe he’ll be able to suppress the Rift’s blessing as well.”

Some of you (by which i mean aryasage) caught it already, but this is a reference to Caedrel. In a different version, Scout’s response is, “No, he’ll just cancel it.”

chapter four: moonlight vigil (aphelios r)

“He’s not stupid—he knows what sleep deprivation does to people. (He’s read the Russian sleep experiment creepypasta, after all.)”

Somehow I doubt he would have been able to get his hands on that one, but whatever. Either way it’s kind of terrifying, and if it was true, this fic would go in a very different direction. Would not recommend it if you're scared easily or if you spend too much time thinking about everything that could go wrong.

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“Telling the whole story to the rest of his team is quite possibly the hardest thing Scout’s ever done, if he ignores the past week or so.”

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“You look like shit.”

In a different version, Scout absolutely snaps at Jiejie and then proceeds to verbally and emotionally obliterate him. I kind of wish I had been able to keep it in, since I thought it was kind of fun in a “haha angst goes brrr” kind of way, but it didn’t really fit in with the rest of the chapter.

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“Scout sniffs, gratefully accepting the tissue someone hands him. He’s been going through a lot of those lately, despite it being November.”

Is there even a no-nut November equivalent in China??? Either way I thought I was hilarious in the moment.

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“Forcibly inducing sleep (aka punching Scout in the head) is out too once Viper mentions brain damage, even if Meiko insists he can fix it.”

They don’t test this theory, but Meiko is 100% confident that his magic can repair brain damage. In the end, they decide it’s not worth finding out.

ppau leak: this comes up later

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I spent thirty minutes googling how to meditate just to write this chapter. Worth.

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“Scout tries to respond. His body doesn’t move an inch. Somewhat deliriously, he imagines himself as a meme. Aw, shit. Here we go again.”

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‘“You need to relax.” Jiejie leans forward, holding two fingers to Scout’s head. “And trust me. Do you trust me?”’

Jiejie quotes Evelynn here for no other reason than He Can.

chapter five: harrowed path (viego e)

“Forgiveness is a bitch, and so am I.”

My English teacher wouldn’t let me use this line in my personal essay, so I put it here instead.

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“It’s then that Scout realizes they’ve been moved from the couch to someone’s room, where two twin beds have been haphazardly shoved close to each other.”

no homo [lolrpf shippers I'm looking at u.]

[lesbianprismarineshard]

ranking hermit skins by aesthetics (in no particular order)

First up! Bdubs!

A little bit basic but if there’s one thing this man has it’s a simple yet solid style! A stylish 7/10

False!

A lovely complexion and makeup on point, however, the outfit is a little bland in terms of color palette. gimme some blues 8/10 for cool goggles

Doc!

Aw hell yeah, he’s got it all, robo parts, creature parts, interesting outfit. This fanart potential... its golden... However I have to deduct points. No shirt no shoes, NO SERVICE 9/10

Grian...

At first they were cute but those eyes man... they stare into my soul and judge my sins. Outfit still cute tho and i love all the different interpretations of his skin in fanart 4/10 

Xisuma

he really just saw doomguy and went yoink huh 3/10 because at least he comes in other flavors when he commits sins

Cleo!

HELL FUCKIN YEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 100000000/10

Impulse

A normal boy! An average skin. The outfit literally looks like something picked out of Impulse’s own closet. 6/10 for jorts 

Keralis

Terrifying. 10/10

Zedaph!

The skin itself is very... base colored, and if the style was consistant it would be fine but... it kind of looks like he dumped a bowl of mac and cheese on his head and called it hair 5/10 because his eyes are adorable

Cub!

A little basic in terms of outfit but I can appreciate a good beard as much as the next lesbian. 7/10 because he looks like my bio teacher

IJevin!

Nothing like a good mob skin to liven up the sheer amount of people! He’s a trendy dude! Love all the fanart with a skull showin through his slime. 8/10 for slime love

Scar!

He’s missing his cowboy hat from his channel icon <}:( a bit basic in terms of outfit but... look at that face... that smirk 7/10 because his eyes are full of love and mischief

Joe...

…*sigh* I hate to do joe dirty like this but... this is just a steve skin with an @ symbol on the front. 1/10 

TFC...……..

… atleast he changed his clothes 2/10 

Python!

A dapper man, a dapper creature. skin itself is a bit overdone but I LOVE the fanart interpretations. He’s a shiny creeper. 7/10 because I like creatures.

Ren!

The Style! The FIT! The POWER! LOOK AT THIS MAN!!!!!! 10/10 for being the best dressed hermit aside from cleo (just don’t remove the glasses)

Mumbo

Recognizable facial features, simple color palette, all the hallmarks of a good character design, no wonder people love to draw him 9/10 because like grian those button eyes freak me out 

Welsknight

he’s... very saturated. 7/10 because armor design with Minecraft skins are hard as hell also the red feather on the back is a cute touch! (not pictured because my comp will probably already crash with all these assets)

Stress

hmm how to put this into words... her design is like if someone had a pile of glitter and put blue and white sprinkles on top. incredibly adorable! 8/10 because im jealous that she doesn’t freeze In shorts 

Tango

this design... now this is a man who knows subtly. if the eyes had just been normal I would have been kind of meh on it but the eyes really make it. the creature potential... and hermitblr runs buckwild with it 9/10 because he shares zed’s macaroni bowl for hair 

Iskall...

*sigh* I specifically wanted to put Iskall last because... I just have no clue what his ‘original’ skin to go off of is. Is it this one?

this one?

this one??????

can you see my dilemma?????

… I’m just gonna give him a 6/10 for having a recognizable face.

and that's everyone! if I forgot someone then oops lol

[toxiccaptain]

Bully Oc Quotes: Joey Urban

“Welcome to the mosh pit, ya sleeze.”

[Dialogue]

Greetings:

What’s up dude?

What’s happening hot stuff?

Hey hey

Sup

Saying goodbye:

See ya loser

Bye bye

Peace out

Adios

Duces

Chasing:

Get back here!

Where you running to?!

OH FUN!

Come on, Come On!!

This just got better!

You know I’ll reach you eventually!

Out of breath:

Crap!

Wait a damn min...

Damnit!

So close..

How’d they get that quick..

Walking around talking to themselves:

I swear she’ll come back to me

Whoever says I’m unattractive clearly havent met me

C’mon how could she have thrown out my stuff like that?

Maybe if I give her one of my records she’ll like me again

I always thought talking to myself was crazy, how I know it’s just my nature

I get a hardon for undead cheerleaders

I wonder what other color I can paint my hair

I wonder how many tickets we sold

Will people even show up?

I should rest my voice, don’t need to damage it further

Everyone talks about the jocks but have they seen us?

Dirty...slut...

I should really go over the music

Wonder is tonight is gonna be just as hard as last

Wonder how many girls Will end up in VIP

Maxwell better have my shake when I get back

I swear it’s never easy being a leader

All about DIY, homicide [chuckles]

Maybe it’s her face...or her body-

These people call me a punk like it’s a bad thing

I’ll show them hardcore

Harder and smarter, just how I like it

Who said you needed money to be good? Just Look at me

Conversing:

So you hear about the new kids that came in? They are that bad

These new comers thing they got the hots but wait until they get a load of us, right?

Isn’t it fun just to knock a couple of guys upside the head with an instrument.?

I’m telling ya, it gets crazy just before you pass out

Think about it this way, the more we play the bigger we get, yeah?

Don’t forget we have a gig tonight.

Have you been hitting on the teachers?

Everyone’s so crazy about ms phillips, but she looks like my damn cat, I don’t see the appeal.

Ya hear how Galloway and Phillips are having a little thing together ?

I swear man I wanna hurt these kids so bad

How much longer til school ends? This blows.

Band practice after school?

Enjoying yourself?

Conversation responses:

Oh, right

Yeah yeah I feel ya

Sucks to hear it

I know, I heard

It’s crazy right?

Tonight.

Grow up dude

Noted

Right, right

That’s wild

Heh, cool

Dope

Wicked

Complaining:

These rats are annoying

The principal here sucks

Eff everything man

The bathrooms here suck man, can’t take a leak in peace

Unknown/Cut dialogue:

Things use to be so easy

I thought she’d love me forever

I use to enjoy long walks

I miss her

Wonder if she’ll come back

She threw stuff at me, guess she hates me

I hate their faces

Damn dude, who knew the world was so lonely

I punched him so hard he threw up, it was awesome

Who knew pain was so good

Don’t you just love getting hit?

I wanna break their face

I popped my neck and it almost got stuck

Random bursts of laughter aren’t bad, they help

Pain, pain, pain

I hate sweating but it’s also great

I confuse myself a lot

Eff off

Fan-flipping-tastic

Guys are kinda hot..wait what-

Starting fights with cliques:

[Bullies]

C’mon you sweaty pigs!

Let’s get this workout started!”

Let’s see how hard you meatheads can hit!

C’mon CMON!!

[Preps]

Let me see that pretty blue blood of yours!

Let’s street fight boxers!

I’ll make sure your pretty faces see true hell

This your gonna love!

[Greasers]

I’m gonna love this!

Let’s see how slick you greasers are!

I can’t wait to see you die!

Your pain is my art

[Nerds]

Four-eyes can’t see what’s coming to them?

Im gonna slam your glasses in your damn face

You weak pricks will be fun to snap

Welcome to the big show!

[Jocks]

You tackle girls let’s see you handle a real dude!

Come and get some big boy!

Let’s See if you can really fight from all that trauma!

Your large but it’s not where it counts!

[Townies]

You can keep threatening me but it’s only make if me wanna vomit

You guys have no idea how much fun we’re gonna have

Let’s see how far we can break each other

You’re not that tough, Prove it!

Requesting an errand:

Aye, do me a quick thing

Hey, wanna help with something?

Don’t be a wimp and help me

C’mon I need something

Friendly comments:

Looking pretty decent dude

Wicked man

Lookin killer

Hell yeah dude, rock on

Rock it man

Show me who’s boss

Unfriendly comments:

Your face will make a sweet duerag

Bitch

I’ll crush your face

I’ll rip you open

Watch yourself you wannabe

You’ll never be hardcore, give up

You’re Nothing!

I’ll rock your head off with no problem, and you can’t do anything about it

((Heavy referenced ZED from lollipop chainsaw so if you get it I love you))

[chara-ocs]

AHHHH AHHHHHHH ocs. all of them go to hot topic who’s buying what

this is a good time to mention i have 330 some characters so im just gonna answer with my current active rp guys >:] prose and 1 (one) special guest

i also have only been at a hottopic like twice

winona: zes stealing. zes stealing pins only and anything else that is small and shiny. not interesting in shirts or anything, but ze would appreciate zir friends buying one for zir.. but ze wont go for em zirself. ze really likes ironic shitty shirts but ze just wants to take things with little effort, not gonna bother for a shitty anime shirt. tell me if this is insensitive but [winona is currently in a wheelchair] zed totally be like Heyyy im just a lil guuuuy i cant steeeal look at my leeegs if ze ever got called out by someone in the store

blythe: blythe buys things that are cringe but not outright so like some live laugh love [evil] type shit. scenecore esque stuff like hed buy invader zim merch, anything sillayyyy he likes little trinkets too that are cute and fun

darcy: nothing [anime boy tch] shes too classy. AT BEST shed try and buy her friends stuff she think theyd like and totally miss the mark because she doesnt know Media. if she saw jewelry that she thought was like . for a lack of a better word sorry to repeat myself but Classy enough shed go for it

pith: anything nonmedia affiliated is free reign for pith to get especially if its dark and edgy and fashionable. emo pith rights! this fungus is wearing a choker

kit: cutesy media related stuff. going to hot topic to get pokemon merch. plus jewelry, i think kitd like that kinda stuff

melody: this is blasphemous. shed get nothing (shed steal stuff. shed steal whole shirts and everything)

fortune: hes a whole adult catholic man he has NO place here. hed probably buy whatever small trinket they may have. last time i was there they had stress toys he deserves one of those but i think that was weird and not hot topic normal. maybe if something is gay there hed get it. like a belt or something

house: funko pops of your ocs

lorem: lorem used to LIVE AND BREATHE hot topic like 100% of his outfit sourced from there. unfortunately lorem is now ANTI SCENECORE (he detests anything from his former years) so hed get nothing except maybe light accessories

[yolokonde]

21 questions tag ✨

i was tagged by @kentaestic to do this !!! thank u for tagging me zsusanna 💖

Name: jessica

Nickname: i don’t have that many outside of the standard jess/jessie. my boss calls me deets bc i asked him for the deets (details) one day and he didn’t know what that meant but he thought it was cool so i’ve been deets ever since

Gender: girlie

Star Sign: gemini 

Height: 5′10 i’m huge I KNO

Current Time: 11:26 pm

Favorite Artists: girl EVER???? ummm got7, svt, 5sos, one direction, taylor swift probably i am Such a Teenage Girl even though i’m 22. and u know what....that’s ok

Song Stuck in My Head: right now it’s blue flame by astro

Last Movie I Saw: it has to be jumanji (into the jungle) bc i watch it like at least once a week. literally counting down the seconds until i can see the new one

Last Thing I Googled: how to make your facebook completely private. i’m going thru A Crisis

Other Blogs: nun

Do I Get Asks: no 😭

Reason For Your URL: ACTUALLY i made it initially for jinyoung (park) and jaebeom (im) but then i realized that it also spelled kim (which works for yugyeom). but this was back when i was bb kpoppie and didn’t know that every single group has a park and a kim in it so it applies to everyone but JUST KNO.............it’s for got7

Following: 194 no wonder my shit is so dry

Average Sleep: on weekdays i get like 6 max jhgsdkjf but on weekends i’ll sleep for like 10+

Lucky Number: i don’t think i have one that’s lucky but i like 23 and 45

Currently Wearing: a pair of sweatpants i’ve had for like 7 years and a “good enough” shirt from nathan zed. missing him

Dream Job: girl i don’t KNOW and it’s causing a crisis irl. i’m majoring in intl business but like . what do i wanna do with that someone help

Dream Trip: ok hear me out.....ever since i was a little girlie and i watched mary kate & ashley’s mall party on vhs....i’ve wanted to go to the mall of america in minneapolis. it sounds so lame but PLEASE i wanna fulfill my childhood dream

Favorite Food: prob like. mashed potatoes

Instruments: i played the bass clarinet when i was younger but it was heavy and i had to walk home from school so i switched to the regular clarinet bc i was lazy KJFKADJFKDSFKD

Favorite Song: kpop: you are by got7 ... i think this is obvious. nonkpop probably how am i supposed to live without you by michael bolton. remidns me of saved by the bell (my favorite show) (this is not one of the questions but i’m telling u anyway)

i’m not gonna tag anyone specific but feel free to do this y’all!!! lets get to know each other better 🤗

[curse-of-vanishing]

OK so im gonna actually yell abt this au now the mphfpc!au is based on miss peregrines home for peculiar chufywguwihoejli but with a few differences based on my own headcanons for the books (e.g if u spend a lot of time around an individual peculiar u gain a bit of their power; not enuff to like Be Them but like. basics.) we’ll also be completely ignoring the “only women can be ymbrynes” bullshit bc i have other plans 4 the ladies also seasons r basically loops so u can travel back to them. technically canon bc of the one time xisuma took scar and cub to an earlier season once but this time every season is plagued with monsters rip.

so i have a planned list of peculiarities and other random junk below; read if you’d like:

xisuma: hes an ymbryne! he becomes a snowy owl at will. ymbrynes arent like caretakers in this au like they are in the books and instead are leaders? like the leader of a gang but less murdery/druggy/you get the picture.

biffa: also an ymbryne! he’s a crowned eagle, one of the most violent birds of prey. he vanished earlier in the season and x doesn’t exactly like talking about him very much.

joe: his peculiarity is more mild but he has enhanced empathy! he can sense others’ emotions and knows exactly how they feel. it often reflects on him as well. he’s also got an advanced form of synthesia which helps him write. he used to be able to jump forward in time itself, thus making him the most powerful hermit there, but after an encounter with ex a long time ago that ability has since been taken away. x seems to be a lot less on edge around joe now. in fact, a lot of the hermits do.

cleo: shes a redstone-powered zombie. she was killed by hollows in a previous season, but revived by doc so shes basically a robot in human flesh. however, due to injury, she’s completely mute. joe has like entire stacks of books from her writing in them, and if it weren’t for communicators he’d have many, many more.

grian: used to have wings; no longer has wings. his wings couldn’t be saved after an encounter with a hollow. unlike the other hermits who need rockets to propel them, grian is light as a sparrow, allowing him to fly without them. hes not an ymbryne though; ymbrynes have much deeper, more secret powers than just being birds. now that i think about it, hollows (and evil x) really do suck at killing people. it’s also been said that grian spectates another world in his dreams (he will not be quiet in his sleep. at all.). most of the hermits (except x and joe and grian himself) just blow it off as a myth though.

mumbo: controls redstone with his mind. basically a living lever. its incredibly draining, though, and redstone contraptions immediately shut down once hes not controlling them. he prefers doing traditional redstone. theoretically he could fully control cleo. but thats mean so he doesnt.

iskall: controls iskallium. he and jevin claim there is a difference between their abilities, but everyone else just has a chuckle out of it. he’s also started to notice that whenever he walks, the ground around him drops a few degrees.

stress: full ice and snow manipulation. she mainly uses this to make ice sculptures around her base, rather than anything actually important. shes also immune to the cold. iskall’s best friend.

ren: he was able to communicate fluidly with animals. however, he was also tragically obstinate which caused him to meet an equally tragic end. i might still have plans for him.

false: uncanny fighting skills. almost cannot be beat in battle. her pain tolerance is also extremely high. she’s become a lot more distant and snappish since ren died, and whenever she isnt busy she can be found by any of ren’s builds. she’s incredibly bitter about cleo.

doc: he can raise the dead with redstone! nobody knows how, since the other redstoners like tango and mumbo can’t do the same thing. it might just be a doc thing.

tango: f i r e. he can manipulate fire, much like how stress can manipulate ice. his horns also glow when he’s happy! they also glow at night, though less intensely. zed tried to touch tango’s horns once. zed also had to go see stress for minor burns 5 minutes later.

zed: his is a little hard to describe? he’s got a power similar to dragon’s breath, as he is affiliated with the end. admittedly this is just an advanced form of my normal zed headcanon. hes also the only hermit capable of exploring the void without dying. he describes it as, “very voidy”. as of late he’s been seeing shadows in shopping district or far corners of hermits’ bases, but tango and impulse tell him not to worry about it too much. impulse: he can manipulate darkness & shadows. tango’s joked that his shirt is made out of shadow and thats why its black. i know some people here wished that was true.

tfc: part wight. because of this, he can see wights and hollows. x was incredibly skeptical about him at first, thinking he’d betray the hermits, but after several seasons of fighting hollows with and living alongside tfc, he’s finally warmed up to the older hermit. 

scar: vex magic! he and cub have always had vex magic, and this shared ability allowed them to bond. scar has a bit more trouble controlling it, however, and relies on cub for comfort. this has resulted in far less accidents than the hermits had anticipated, fortunately. he can also see hollows, but theyre scary so if he sees them he freezes up rather than fighting them. fortunately, other hermits do help him out of these situations.

cub: also has vex magic! vex magic happens to be incredibly potent against hollows, but he can’t see them and scar goes into a cold sweat when he sees them so neither of them can exactly fight very well against them.

jevin: controls slime! hangs out with iskall on a fairly regular basis. he also claims there’s a difference between he and iskall’s abilities. theoretically he could chuck his entire head at you if he wanted to. 

keralis: sonic screams. he can shatter glass and your ears with this ability. surprisingly he still has a very nice voice.

python: controls plants! he takes advantage of this in combat a lot. however, he also enjoys just having a cute little flower garden somewhere. deserts are pretty much hell for him. 

wels: metallokinesis! he forged his own armor w this, and is a reliable blacksmith. additionally, he’s a decent fighter as well. he and py are often the go-to hermits when fighting needs to be done, especially since false is MIA most of the time and biffa is MIA all of the time.

evil xisuma: hes a ymbryne gone rogue; he’s sided with the wights. he’s the og, having created hollows and wights on purpose to get revenge on xisuma. he can become a crow at will, but he prefers the human form.