#IM GONNA FUCKING DISSOLVE BRO

[todayisafridaynight]

I bring it up because I just wanted to know no I can be proud of Daigo too!!!

i think it's ok to be proud of daigo dojima for getting this far with The Nastiest deck of cards he was dealt :) good for him :)

[aurorawhisperz]

that’s what you get (e.l.)

contains: swearing, suggestive content, fluff, richie exists..

neighbor!ethan landry x fem!reader

a/n: THANK YOU GUYS FOR THE TROPES NOW IM GONNA BE POSTING MORE BY JULY 🦅🦅🦅 ethan is a bit of a meanie in this but he’s still little old him (maybe just gf ethan persona)

some tropes i used are: enemies to lovers, girl next door, forced proximity and best friend’s brother 🙏 (yk allat shit LOL) THERE WILL BE A PART 2!!

•

You knew for a fact that Quinn Bailey was your best friend—what made it even better is that you two could communicate through your windows, but one thing you also knew is that you didn’t like her brother, Ethan, he was your age, Quinn was older than you both. He would sometimes cut into your ‘girl talk’ since his room was right beside hers.

“Dammit!” You said as you banged on the door roughly. Your parents weren’t going to be home until tomorrow morning for something important, and you had left your keys inside the house. To make it even worse, it was raining.

A familiar voice startles you and has you snap out of all that stress. “(Name)?” says Quinn, covering herself with a blanket. I think it’s pretty obvious what she was doing just now.

“Quinn!” You called from below, your eyes widen at the sight of her covered body by the window. “I’ll..get back to you! Damn..” You hear her say something to an impatient guy, something about helping a friend—obviously that friend was you.

A few minutes later, she runs out in pink slip-ons and a purple nightgown with an umbrella. “Need help? Holy shit, you are soaking.” Quinn’s eyes widen at the sight of your outfit ruined. “And cold.” You add, then slamming your fist on the wall, “I left my keys inside.”

“Boo, it’s not that hard to knock on our door.” She chuckles, then you roll your eyes, “And deal with your brothers while you get to bang someone tonight? Yeah, right.” Her eyes then dart and she forces a smile out. “Ethan’s not that bad.”

You frown, “Yes, he is.”

“Baby, you’ll have to deal with it. I can’t stand Richie anymore.” Quinn complains, then she tugs on the sleeve of your wet cardigan to let you inside her ‘humble home.’

Grateful to be out of the pouring rain, the familiar smell of your best friend’s home fills your nostrils.

You both plop down on the plush couch, and she hands you a towel for your wet hair. Quinn then shoots you a playful smile, “Aside from our ‘interventions’, what did baby bro do this time to get on your nerves?” She asks.

“That’s about it, he wants to be the center of attention even when he’s not wanted.” You let out a sigh.

Quinn’s lips curl into a smirk, and she gently places a hand on your shoulder. “He's just trying to be a part of our bond, in his own misguided way. Ethan’s.. different, he’s fucking awkward and stuff but not around us because he’s more comfortable.”

You sigh, feeling a mix of frustration and understanding. “I guess I can try to tolerate him a bit more. For you. But he better stay out of our serious conversations.”

Quinn laughs and pulls you into a hug, the warmth of her embrace enveloping you. “That's the spirit! And don't worry, I'll make sure that jackass knows when to give us our space. Besties have their ways, you know.”

“What ways?” says Richie, holding an ‘I LOVE STAB’ coffee mug. You also know for a fact that you hated him more than Ethan—being the movie geek he is, not that it’s bad, it’s how he takes it too far and even gets touchy with others. “Ways to die.” You mutter, staring deep into his damned soul.

He nods nervously and heads back into his room. “Stay in there!” yells Quinn.

Once the silence has dissolved into thin air, she blurts out, “How about that tension?” Your eyes widen, eyebrows pinched together and lips parted in protest. “Sexual tension?” You repeat, your face going pale.

She nods cheekily, “SEXUAL?” You shriek. Quinn laughs at your reaction.

You then hear Quinn’s name from upstairs, “Ooh, priorities.” She avoids your gaze and then drags you back upstairs, “Q, don’t make me a third wheel tonight.” You roll your eyes as her grip on your arm tightens.

•

“What the hell?” is the first thing that comes out of Ethan’s mouth when Quinn pushes you into her room. “Quinn, and you. Get out!” He narrows his eyes. “E, I’ve got a guy waiting for me to go back.”

“Then tell him to fucking leave?” He shakes his head. “You’re a degenerate, you know that?” Ethan shoots back.

“Well, I’m not a virgin, so you don’t get a say in that.” Quinn lets out a corny smile and shakes her head, you can see Ethan gritting his teeth. “Do you want her to deal with Richie then?” She tilts her head slyly.

He sighs, “No.” she raises her hands and continues “That’s what I thought, love you both!” Quinn exits just as Ethan is about to flip her off.

You sit down on Ethan’s beanbag and all he does is stare.

He scoffs, “What brings you into my lair?” He crunches on a cheeto. You obviously refused to let his taunts get under your skin, “Spare me.” You retorted.

Ethan smirks, enjoying your discomfort, “Mighty (name) finds herself in a bit of a predicament, huh?”

“Unlike you, Eth, I don't have the luxury of living in a perfect little bubble where everything goes my way. So excuse me if I need a moment to think.” You tightly clench your fists.

“Can’t we just tolerate each other’s existence only for a little bit?” You complain, Ethan’s mouth turns into an “O” shape and he sarcastically remarks “Who can go the longest without being an asshole? You or me?”

“Me.” You pridefully chuckle. “This starts now.” He declares.

You have never heard silence quite this loud. The only thing you and Ethan have been doing for the past few minutes is stare at each other. Eye language perhaps?

His lips part at the sight of you.

While you did hate Ethan, there was always something telling you otherwise—you’d find yourself looking through his window, and if you timed it right, even got to see his muscles whenever he changes. (And it was hard to keep a straight face when you’d see it during your conversations with Quinn.)

What snaps you out of that thought is Ethan’s scoff, he then turns his head—then his gaze back to you. “It’s so dumb.”

“What do you mean?” Your eyebrows pinch together in the middle, and your lips purse. “You know how Quinn gets to show off her man all she wants and how she’s so freaked out over everything they do—even when she’s..done those things so many times.” says Ethan.

Ethan then shrugs, “It’s just stupid.”, your eyebrows raise in agreement as you bit the inside of your cheek.

While you did hate Ethan, part of you..or most of you was telling you that he wanted you to give in—but give in to what? Being the muscular little thing he is, it’s hard to maintain your sanity when you see him without a shirt through his window. Practically drooling, but of course, you couldn’t let Quinn know.

Mainly because she’s so ‘Quinn’, she would probably tell him.

Behind the thin walls of her bedroom were sounds quite pathetic, you two burst into laughter up to the point where you both were crying.

You put a hand over your heart and leaned back on the beanbag.

“Are they THAT loud?” You ask, “Very.” He chuckles in response, this might be the only conversation you two could call a genuine conversation.

“This is really pervy of us to do, but we don’t have a choice, not like we can tune them out.” says Ethan as he grabs a Marvel plush and sits next to the beanbag you were on.

“It’s not like me and Quinn could tune you out.” You joke. A genuine smile tugs on the corners of Ethan’s plush lips. “Gee, you’re really being nice right now.” Your words laced with sarcasm tumbled out.

You had spent your entire life making sure Ethan would never fall for you, nor would you fall for him—and you failed.

It was like there’s nobody in the world right now but you two.

“Well, it’s part of the game right?” Ethan said, his eyes, half-lidded, looking up at you. “It doesn’t seem that much of a game anymore.” You kept your eyes on him, and he kept his on you as well.

Silence. Just silence. That was how much reality hurt.

This is also the closest you have ever been. There is only inches between you both, and you are close to giving in. Breaking the silence, “Maybe I should leave now, I’m not cold-” Ethan then stops your lips with a kiss. He pulls away and you are left with the sight of him hovering over you on the beanbag.

You kissed him back even longer, yes, you were kissing your enemy. It felt so wrong—but at the same time, it felt so right.

The smell of lemon zest surrounded you, along with his intoxicating aura. The thought then entered your head.

Hey, what if I just pulled away and ran like crazy?

Just as you’re about to pull away, he insists against your mouth, “Stay.” Ethan said, you could tell from how hot his lips were—he felt the same way. Out of control.

Ethan then turns you both over so that he was on the beanbag and you were straddling him.

His hands were sneaky enough to slide under the back of your shirt. “Just calming your nerves.” says Ethan as he rubs soothing circles on your lower back.

It was his shuddering breath that made you think this was a dream. Being woken up was the last thing you needed. Ethan whines into the kiss, and you smiled against him.

You then pull away with a small gasp escaping your lips when his hips jolt up into yours, your fist slammed against the wall as he did it twice.

“Shit, shit, I’m sorry. It’s a reflex.” Ethan stammers as he sits up, moving you as well. “No, no! I just got startled. It’s fine, really.”

He sucks in a breath through his teeth then his hands grip the sides of your face. Ethan is kissing you once again.

Just kissing, this is the closest you’ll ever get. Maybe you’ll forget about it the next day, or maybe one day—you’ll look back and regret it. The kiss being hot and slow, and his arms wrapping around you.

Ethan slides his arms around you and pulls you closer.

The moment of bliss is then interrupted when Quinn knocks on the door. “Hello? Just making sure nobody’s dead yet.”

“Shit.” You whisper, and you get off Ethan and push him back to his bed.

She enters the room and looks around. “I’m surprised this hasn’t turned into a warzone yet.”

“Uh-huh.” Ethan nods, but he’s all shades of pink. “Why are you so red right now?” Quinn tilts her head and squints. His hands move to his face and he tries to think of an excuse.

“It’s hot in here, isn’t it?”

“Have some decency, we heard you in there.” You grumbled, she then chuckles and leans against the doorframe. “Sorry, if I..” Quinn twirls her red hair with her finger. “Cockblocked you.” She lets out an awful grin then locks the door—closing it.

Now you were definitely in some situation, I guess she’s getting suspicious now. There was nothing in the room aside from the kissing sounds..what else? Ethan’s whining, and your fist hitting the wall..

Wait a minute.

You were completely fucked. Do you and Ethan just forget about it now? Or do you have to keep up the strategy? You weren’t the type to forget such a heated kiss, but what about him?

[clumio]

Spoilers obv but 73 YARDS NOTES!! I actually loved this episode. So so incredibly David Lynch esque. HOWEVER: i did not fully understand the thematic elements and i will have to come back to it tomorrow and use more of my brain bc frankly my brain is jumping to anthropological analysis of magical practice (IE: my research) instead of actual literary analysis. ANYWAYS notes below cut

* Ohhh interesting. Folklore time :) wish i knew more about this kind of thing but i fear my magic specialities lie in ancient Greco Roman stuff lmfao.

* Oh lord he’s gone

* Hi ma’am. Who are you. Wicker man ass episode and we aren’t even a minute in. Why are you vogueing

* SNOW!!!!!!!! And miss twist???? Thee Woman.

* Love the goth dude here.

* Oh my god??? Time travel?? In like a minute???

* Rain now. Symbolism perhaps

* Latin girly here. Semperdistans is a lame word but I’ll take it. I’m sure there’s gonna be a significance to it later

* FAIRY CIRCLES MENTION‼️‼️‼️ Once again the theme of invoking magic + boundary/liminal spaces. Inch resting

* The Blood. COLONIALISM‼️‼️‼️

* Who the fuck is Mad Jack? Hello? I don’t believe for a second they’re just fucking with her

* Is she in The Time Loop?

* RECAP SO FAR: Ruby and Doc land in wales, doc steps in a fairy circle and is promptly Vanished. Ruby is stalked by a woman gesturing to her neck, hands, and to her. She hides from her in a pub for a few days before trying to go back to London, at which point her own mother abandons her etc etc. Main questions: who tf is the woman? I think it’s her

* “She looks like what she is” !?????? Driven mad by distortion of reality

* SNOW AGAIN HELLO?

* KATE!!!! Kate i think you are going to become evil and i think that’s a great storyline but wtf is happen

* “I keep wondering how the world survives without him” SOMEONE hasn’t seen children of earth

* “Your timeline is suspended” what

* Unit is so fucked Russ please make these bitches evil

* BRO……………………..

* Theme about pushing people away. Doctorification of Ruby

* Roger !!! you fucker

* Actually im fully getting nauseous about this man good lord. They did not pull punches re: Marti

* “Do not step on the grass” girl if you don’t step on that grass rn!!!! Miss Woman is telling you something!! Something about reversing the curse by breaking rules or something

* YES GIRL USE YOUR DEMON TO BANISH THE DEMON???

* “It never snowed again” HAUAUAHH????

* I legit think i just need to research welsh folklore to comprehend this episode fully

* I FUCKING KNEW IT I KNEWWWWWWW IT WAS A BOOTSTRAP SITCH. now how tf did the doctor know about Roger.

* WHERE WAS THE THEME SOMG BTW.

* Ok this is soooo wild blue yonder. Invocation of superstition at a boundary line.

* I know fuck all about welsh magical practice but from my research i do know about the general practice of binding and liminality. In the classical world, curse tablets are occasionally placed in so called “liminal spaces.” Moreso though it’s that the context and material aspects of a curse are just as important as the text of it. In the classical world the context is often analogous to the curse (ie a curse placed in water might call for the target to “dissolve like water”). Similar concept here re: liminality?

* I’m gonna have to ponder more

[kittynugg]

im not even gonna apologize atp lmao

Zim once got into a fight at school over cupcakes just being muffins with frosting. He punched a kid in the face over this only for Dib to agree with them. He didn't punch Dib for it but he did set up a bucket of water over his bedroom door that day. ..And ended up falling for his own trap.

He'll occasionally have trouble talking, one stutter and his entire sentence will dissolve into angered shouting until Dib tells him to calm down and he tries to say it again. It's very random and also pretty rare.

He tends to randomly stumble upon old shows that ended years ago and proceed to binge every single episode and cry his eyes out when it's over, he does this so much that he's now limited himself to two episodes per day to drag it out for as long as possible. (And.. Does not stand by his limit.)

He's pretty damn insecure for some mighty Irken invader, he'll start crying if you tell him you care about him because he feels like he just doesn't deserve it.

More lightheartedly, he plays video games pretty often. Usually with Gaz but he'll also have some nice me-time building in Minecraft.

Lofi and new age might be his favorite types of music, he still listens to a lot of other shit though. Dib introduced him to most of what he likes, they have a similar music taste.

Dib can hardly stomach cake, it's too sweet for him. He'll eat it when Gir or Zim bakes it because he doesn't want to make him feel bad. Not liking it is his dirty little secret.

Zim managed to somehow watch Markiplier's 8mil video without crying and now boasts himself as "stronger than the mighty FNAF king." ..Despite the dam breaking right after he closed the video.

When Dib stays up too late without coffee, his brain completely stops working. Bro will start making typos in writing. One morning (1 PM on a Sunday to be exact, he'd just woken up) he found a paper on his floor that said "mudervvsaqhober" (In crayon) and is still trying to decipher what the fuck he was trying to tell himself.

Zim still has nightmares about the Giganto-Baby, seeing Shnooky in his neighbor's window is even worse.

Zim almost always wears his uniform except for when it's in the wash. In that case he'll just steal Dib's pajamas and walk around barefoot until it's clean.

I noticed that Dib's closet is just filled with a bunch of his coat, assuming he took inspiration from Albert Einstein there. He's not just a paranormal nerd, he's an actual nerd. (Clearly not enough for his dad to love him though-)

Invader Zim scenario HEADCANONS:

Brought to you by dumbass ™️

Zim can eat as much as GIR can, but chooses not to, because it’s “impolite”

Zim and dib have “special no fight days” where they hang out or whatever like 4 days out of the month, except summer where it’s 5, when those land on school days the skoolkids act like the raptures coming

Keef once dramatically professed his love for zim in front of everyone (flowers a huge ass speech etc) and zim promptly threw up and beat Keef up after school for embarrassing him. Keef though he was playing hard to get (he was not. There was no love involved whatsoever.)

Zim fucking loves earth pastries, he will postpone his “evil plans” if dib bribes him with a couple of cupcakes.

^ when zim, gaz and dib were at a state fair, zim entered a pie eating contest, he just wanted pie, but it was the worst thing dib and gaz ever witnessed, he ate 3 pies in 5 minutes. It looked like the dark harvest but with blueberry pies. Dib still can’t eat pie, but zim did win.

Zim actually likes girs soap waffles, he just eats them in moderation

Since doughnuts are rarities for the tallest, the first time zim had a doughnut was when letter M brought them in for his birthday, zim was confused, ate it, and promptly cried at how delicious it was, like full on nearly sobbing, (his classmates were like “BRO?” “Is you good??!!”)

Membrane once invited zim over for dinner, because “he’s such a polite young man! With his passion for science, he’s a wonderful influence for you dib!” And zim was well behaved, dib however…..

Gaz and zim once played cuphead together, after fighting over who got to be cuphead (gaz won) they played… two dumbasses with anger problems playing a rage game…. Membrane and dib curled into a corner and cried of fear

Zim can cook actually really well because his time on foodcourtia, he just does not like to. He once cooked for a schools bake sale and dib accused him of buying it.

Zim hacked into the membranes Netflix account, and for some reason it cannot be removed, like he hardwired it into the account.

Zim and gaz and GIR Play video games together, (Minecraft, Roblox, supersmash bros, Mario kart and animal crossing are their specialties) “GAZ DONT CONSPIRE WITH THE ENEMIES!!” “Shut the fuck up GIR just found diamonds and if we don’t get to him he’s gonna die and lose them in lava”

If you have any please reblog this with them PLEASEEEE!!! I wanna seeeeeee

[violentviolette]

I get annoyed with these kids who’ve diagnosed themselves with aspd npd and bpd, yet ignore hpd completely. They don’t seem to get it’s basically impossible to have all 3

bro pls get some real problems. like, teenagers are gonna be wrong about things, they're teenagers. and very mentally ill and traumatized teenagers at that. they'll figure it out eventually and realize they were wrong and move on. teenagers being wrong on the internet literally does not affect ur life as a grown adult like, at all. and if it does then uve got bigger problems my guy i have a lot of my own thoughts about hpd so im gonna use this embarrassing moment for u as an opportunity to talk about it. so like, i dont think its a well written or useful diagnosis and it would be better served to dissolve it and absorb those symptoms into other disorders

i think when looking at the history of hpd and the criteria associated with it, how its been used and treated, u can make a really good case that's its essentially been an ablest and misogynistic diagnosis that boils down to "we diagnose u with crazy whore disorder" it evolved from "hysteria" and is primarily diagnosed in women even to this day (current is 65% women). theodore million (who i fucking hate and i think is a complete piece of shit please for the love of god stop spreading this idiots ableist bullshit in the tags) even categorizes the histrionic subtypes as things like fucking "vivacious" and "tempestuous" like. this is literally the most misogynistic shit you could vomit into a scientific publication no wonder people dont fucking identify with it or recognize themselves in it. if ur looking at the criteria and actually breaking down the behavior, it's core symptoms are literally just CPTSD + Hypersexuality and sexual trauma, but they arent written that way i think this plays a big part in why people dont often consider it when diagnosing themselves, the criteria is inherently ableist and misogynistc and shaming and u really cant divorce it from that context because it does affect how it gets used and diagnosed and how people are treated

so frankly i dont think anyone has "hpd" because "hpd" is bullshit and thats why u dont ever see people self reporting or diagnosing as having it. people who meet the criteria for it deserve better and deserve to have their symptoms be taken seriously and under better context of understanding than the current criteria could ever give

[rottingsparrow]

Part 6! Of rereading Lore Olympus. Ep 51-60

On these next few parts i really just kept ranting oops. Also I just keep getting busier and forgetting to read more, but I haven't caught up with what I've read yet and that's the only thing keeping me going. Does anyone read these? Last part:

Ep 51

“What about my brother” artemis please its kinda clear at this point

So did hermes question anything or

“ i have no right to be jealous” yeah also theyre just friends dude

“Oh but hermes liked persephone” no hes a gay man argue with the wall(/j)

Why they got eels

I love how tall and slender hecate is seeing as like eventually everyone dissolves into one shape

Yes im over exaggerating what about it

Who are the fire people i love them

Bro imagine dying and like “finally free from this hell where i have to work all the time” only to be put to work when you die

“Everyone should get a fair trial with the king of the underworld” i agree but wouldnt that take forever too like there are so many deaths all the time

I literally get so tired of hades in this episode mfer has such a lack of control in his emotions

like . are you physically unable to have a conversation with her without losing it so you gotta ice her out??

“I cant accept gifts from employees” i mean yeah if they are trying to bribe you its just fuckin food man

Also this part minthe keep it in ur pants ur at work

Ep 52

Wow all women hate persephone bc shes so gorgeous so they treat her bad and like make out with her crush

My point got lost there but you get what i mean like women cant just exist they either are used to compare persephone and show how good she is or uplift her

Im not saying you cant have mean women please do but the way it all comes together just. :/

Persephone is like trying to hard to be nice and friendly and hades just kinda sits there like an idiot smh

Hermes my beloved

I want bakalava now

How would she have a driver's license demeter kept her in the mortal realm you think she would let her get that

Why do they want a car thanatos you have wings my guy

I mean. Did you die hades?

Also smth to ask before hand lmao thats on you

Hecate, agent of chaos, my wife, my everything, my-

Ep 53

I know hecate has reasons to do things but i like to believe she doesnt and she does what she wants

Theres no way minthe sounds happy on the phone when she knows its just hecate

Nah nvm shes probably scared of her

How. how does anything get done at this place

Hades can you. Can you treat her like a friend or even a worker instead of a crush its not that hard youre a big guy

I love the eels

The moment when the artstyle changes randomly and you have to get adjusted to a new one

Hecate is now a different shade of blue what

Fuck you hades putting all your emotions on a 19 y/o

Unfortunately he does treat her like any other of his employees hes just. A shitty boss

“Oh no she thinks im mad at her” yeah dude ur acting like a dick

Sorry this just pisses me off

“Shes like me” she just like me fr

Why is the building confusing what do they gain from that

Its actually so rachel doesnt have to remember the layout

Ep 54

“Is she angry” no shes tired wtf do you think

I know rachel tried so hard on the “please dont grab me” panel girl was sweating

Personally id just leave if i was the reporter but ig he needs smth

Asking for a statement isnt the bad thing its the grabbing and like pressuring yknow

Do they have close ties

I know its supposed to be casual but i wouldnt hold my mothers friend/ business partner. Whatever their lie was, like that

Idk how i would actually im going to be thinking of that

I do like how she has a trigger but im gonna be real i dont think its ever brought up again

Sure you could say she is just good at avoiding it but idk

“I dont always get to do what i want” you literally do unless it doesnt help the story

Rereading has made me see how many things are in place for the story that disappear when not needed

“Man im a lousy tour guide” and a lousy boss :D

I do just want to make sure you guys know how much i hate hades as a boss

Ep 55

Its a lobby. Thats funny ill laugh at that

“That not exactly what we do here” what do you do

I havent read greek mythology in so long

“They may become hysterical” please explain psyche i saw i reply talking about how we didnt see her reactions to phone

They were so right that mustve been fucking bonkers

How do they ease them into it? Do they go through all the years of technological advancements just quickly??

Who is hecate talking to

Let her get the jacket make hades pay the designer to make another one

Also only 3? Like 20 id get but 3? Nah

“Why is she employed here?” you were there yesterday minthe remember she got an introduction

I think hades needs an HR department yknow what

“ a coveted position” PLEASE JUST EXPLAIN THE JOBS AND THE WORK LADDER

I agree with hecate except no one treats it like a work place

Not even you really lmao

If they are scared of her why would they go bitch to her esp if they know she doesnt care

Small medium cause shes so petite but she has curves bc shes gorgeous and-

Rachel smythe sniped me :/

How did she put that on

Ep 56

Whose the green person in the back poseidon idk

Also glasses again :)

“Stop staring at me with them big ol eyes”

Yes i already made the joke its funny tho

meg/persophone is my otp /j

Seriously its already more healthy than hades gotta be honest

So nice of her to let her borrow it how is she gonna return it. They talked more im sure but its funny to think that she actually doesnt know who meg is

Why does his hair get longer in the mortal realm get up

Omg does he have extensions that would be so funny

“I have to have control” yeah you do its gross

I love persephone fury look tho

Wait why did her hair grow

I get like thats the style in that time or whatever but

“I for one find you terrifying” is such a cute line not gonna lie

Persephone why do you look like youre trying to kiss him

“How can she be doing better than me” because zeus is married

I feel like thats obvious

Blue nymph obviously evil she has to be shes a woman and-

But also i forgot her name. Tha. no uh

Its thetis :)

Ep 57

“My visions arent always correct. But they are most of the time” is such a sloppy line

Omg i forgot that hera was the reporter

Also idk how her visions work but couldnt it have been literally anyone? How does she think shell narrow it down

Persephone you are wearing a skirt thing be careful

Also. dont push off people chest just generally

Her hair got much longer but i can excuse this one bc shes using her powers and they tend to coincide

“I gotta inspect that volcano” yep. Sure is a volcano

“But once they die theyre all in service to the underworld for the rest of the eternity” is there a way to die after death bc that sounds awful

Ok but why do they have to wait how does that earn you money

Like no i get the like immediate ride for a obol or whatever but why 100 years. You lose out on so many laborers for a while that way

I love Styx hand in marriage

Haha why is she bald in the last panel

Ep 58

“Reminds me of a younger me” is supposed be like a red flag but was zeus not chill during his formative years

Why does he get so mad a her vision genuinely

Also like why he get mad about her guessing apollo

I know i know “reputation ruined and so is ours” people change yknow also i do second guess your ability to choose olympians

Spit on him queen

This is one of the spots where i feel like rachel was just pushing to make zeus a bad guy. Not like a dick but actually antagonistic qualities

“I prefer the financial benefits of ongoing unpaid labor” haha so funny /s go fuck yourself

Yeah theyre dead and have nothing else to do but damn

“Why would my mom hide it from me” i mean. Thats fair but youre the one that calls her like hovering so i doubt she wants people trying to sex you

I mean fertility doesnt have to mean sex its more than that also one second

Nvm i googled it i was gonna say hestia was a goddess of fertility but shes the goddess of home a stuff my bad

Arnold reaction meme

Oh why is it dangerous

No i know why lmao

Persephones jaw goes from ) to ] in a matter of seconds

“Just stay away from tower 4 until we get to the” THE WHAT??? THE WHAT

Thats not a joke the sentence ends there

“OH you said yes!’ to you helping her like friends do

Ok but how will he know its her

Ep 59

Yes persephone you communicate clearly!! Be healthy!!

I love the flower nymphs personally i know everyone says we dont see persephone be close with them but its the little things i think

“I literally have no idea why you want to be here” me either hades

Haha flower nymphs are dumb! Village people! Haha racism

No i know thats not what shes saying but the racism of nymphs is overlooked

Me, everytime she was handed something pomegranates: :OOOO ITS THE!! ITS THE THING

No minthe has a right to be upset id be pissed if id have to change someones entire schedule

Not the snapchat filter

Why is his name big spenda thats so funny

Ep 60

As someone who has been jealous before i have to say this isnt healthy

Like duh but so intense for someone you barely know

Hades, watching her in silence: wtf is happening

Im glad she realizes its unhealthy

Ok i know i said they dont ever bring up the “any time any place” question but they do here which reminds me that that deal should no longer exist now that hes her boss

I dont think hooking up is bad esp when they werent in a relationship tbh

Like now she is in a relationship so yeah its bad

I love snarky chat that is the most real thing in this comic

“ we need to do smth about persephone” or yall could do your jobs. Kooky idea i know

She is still flirting with thanatos which is bad

Yknow assuming the boundaries her and hades set was monogamy and no flirting

And yeah hes flirting too thats also bad

[homieswithhades]

ep 15:

so hold the fuck on....... theyre now blaming jehee for that rapist bastards injury/death????????????????????????????? joonho is gonna eat someone alive 

see from an non-korean speakers pov i cannot tell if the acting in this show is really good or not but i know damn well hanyang’s actor is just acting with his ENTIRE SOUL. i KNOW hes good

i cant belive they didnt let minchul out ?!??!! jehyeok is fuckin plotting rn i can tell 

jehyeok is such a sweetheart :(( nd joonho clearly wanted to go after paeng i cant wait to see char dev there

slightly unrelated but ZICO AND MINO HAVE A TRACK ON THE OST??? YASSSS

i forget this guys name the junior officer,,, “maybe captain na has a past we dont know about” mood mood mood mood

 na hyeongsu... ok noted

NOOOO HANYANGS LITTLE HEART ON THE WINDOW.... AHFVAGHDHS I LOVE HIM SMMMMMMM

OHHHHHHH i knew she was minchul’s daughter !!! i knew it !!!! oh im so 💔💔💔

hanyang. hanyang no. hanyang, i am  begging on my fucking knees right now dont. dont fuckign. dont fuckign do ot. hanyang plkease.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO imma just end it i think. JIWON HAD A RING FOR HIM MAND EVERYTING NO literally im gonna bring about the end of fucking days i cant stand this hsit anymore i cant i cant i cant LET THE GAYS FUCKING WIN PLEASE 

the shit is hitting the fan too hard for there to only be 2 hours left of content 

ohhh ok i see false alarm some ppl just dont like seeing a girlboss like jehee winning shes fine. but gottamb she did not commit to that kiss like at all bro. girlie please thats joonho right there. id be climbing him like a tree bestie

no please enough homophobia in this episode i dont feel like seeing jiho and jehyeok gawk at eachoother. im tired. 

oof. off to a bad start w jiho. tsundere ass bitch i h8 u. can i skip this flash back. please. im putting it on speed 2 i rllt dgaf ab their silly little rings.  ok its the cheek pinch. ill accept  that .

minchul is actually getting the christmas pardon 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pls paeng is so so happy i love them sm  TYHEYRE ALL SO HAPPY PLEASLPELAPSLE IM GONNA CRYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!! JEHYEOK HUGGING HIM AND CRYING????? PLEASE IM GONNA DISSOLVE 

good lord that better not backfire on jungwoo.... like mans deserved that punch but that was pretty public,................

ok jiho spit some facts for once in her fucking life,,,, and +1 for calling him good boy ig,, he got so flustered plsss

jesus god joonho where are you walking so intensely OH GOD OH FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOO JAILBIRD NOOOO HE GOT JEBAITED BY THAT FUCKIGN WOODSHOP CHIEF YEOM BASTARD ISTGGGGG jehyeok is literally gonna commit a crime godspeed and godbless 

[ilovebroccolisomuchitsunreal]

ok ok oK but im literally so fucking obnoxious and i adore my friends but i genuinely do not know how to stop being obnoxious i spent so much of my early childhood trying to organize myself and the way i respond to thing in a sensible way nad my little kid veiw if the world couldnt see that the way i purposely acted that i thought was cool and intellugent and charismatoc was actually JUST REALLY FUCKING OBNOXIOUS and a dufferent more insecure side of myself would be like welp the answer to avoid doing obnoxious shit would be becoming super quiet and dissolving your personality but DING FUCKING DONG IVE ALREADY TRIED THAT AND IT DOESNT WORK trying to shut up ur obnoxious traits by literally shutting up always seems to bavkfire so the best way it seems to go about not being an arragont fuck to everyone i love is to slowly cultivate good manneers and behaviours and social skills but alot of the people ik are probs already at their wits wnd with me so i dont really have that much time to go about cultivating being a good person and now im doing that thing where i say what i think and i feel and get really into fleshing that emotion out but the emotion has alrady become irrelevant and fake to me so this is all for fucking nothing and ya know if it says much about my personality i identifying the description of bunny cormicans thru henry, richards etc eyes. i am the worst aspects of bunny cormocan and no im not and yes i am and this is all bullshit but idk what the trutb is so i cant speak the truth so like ????? im not fucked but my need for a rant is way overdue so to make it a valid rant i have to overexcagherate the feeling of the problem thats already fading also bro how do my friends even like me i feel lime im just aboyt to be killed at them because i do obnoxious shit and yhen at the worst tines choose to show my affection thru totally shallow and materialistic means like coukd i stop doing that????? please????? and then i acknowledge my fuckerys but one of two things have already occured 1 i apologise and accept the fuckery of my actions way too late 2 it comes off as guilt trippy and weird and fishing for forgiveness and reassurance wjich im nt trying to do but honestly on some subconscious level i probabaly am and if im gonna restrict i should at least be good about it and eat wellish instead of binging and restricting like thats gonna fuck up my health so bad and also i wanna feek like the ocean and naturallness and i have signed my death warrant snd my fascibation with apathy in fights is ultimately selfish and retroactive like most of my fascinations and then applucations of ways of behaving in certain situations and the person i used to be in love with would probably put some of that down to their theory or my neuroduvergency but im not gonna tack it up to that because my being aware and in control of it means i am very capable of change and the idea of holding myself accountable seems nuce

[liquifiedpuddle]

i have a ton of questions, but im real curious what the alphas' deals are

Aight, this is gonna be a convoluted one, but try to stay with me.

First off; Roxy and Dirk are cousins, and are Uchiha. Jane is a Saurutobi. And Jake is an Inuzuka.

Jane is around 9 or so years older than Roxy and Dirk, and 12 years older than Jake. She was Roxy, Dirk, and Jack Noirs teacher until they all became Chuunin( and Jounin in Dirk and Jacks cases ), which was around the time of the 4th Great Ninja War( Which was started after Kirigakure dissolved the peace treaty between them and Konoha ). Jake became a chuunin earlier than anyone else in his class, so he was reassigned to Team Jane as Jack was taken out of the cell to be assigned to ROOT.

During the 4th war, Jake ended up ‘dying’( similar to what happened to Obito, in that everyone thought he was dead, but actually wasn’t and was taken in by larger forces ). Jane and Dirk both blamed themselves for not being stronger, for not being able to protect someone who meant so much to them. It was the final straw that broke the camels back for Jane, and she turned into a more ruthless, cold person. While Dirk threw himself into dangerous missions, not caring about his own life. Roxy did everything she could for the both of them, and eventually they healed enough to not shut Roxy out completely. 

During the war the 4th Hokage was KIA, and thus a new Hokage had to be chosen by the Elders. They chose Jane, who ended up being such a stroge tactician and military leader that she was able to leave both Kumogakure and Kirigakure scrambling to pick up their pieces.

The war ended with Konoha coming out on top, and a lot of people question Janes ethics as a leader due to how horrible the decimation of various villages was.

Roxy would admit that she had feelings for Jane, but knew that it was better for them to not be together. She knew that Jane was too far gone to be able to be in a romantic relationship, but she was still enough of the same person Roxy had had a crush on for years for them to stay friends.

Jake is taken in by Doc Scratch, and manipulated into working for him.

Their happiness wouldn’t stay for long, though.

A few days become Dirk and Janes world would come crumbling down once again, Dirk was assigned to another mission. He and Roxy joked around, Dirk able to act like a normal person and make Roxy smile and laugh before he headed out.

Life would be normal, Rose and Dave were supposed to start their first days at the Academy the next day, so Roxy invited Dave over to she and Roses home to stay the night so she could take them to school together. Dirk wasn’t there to do it for Dave, and Roxy knew their father, Bro, would never do it himself, with how much of a shut-in he was.

But, then it happened, Bro turned on his clansmen, murdering them all in cold blood -- Roxy did everything she could to protect Rose and Dave, she was laser focused, and had gotten the upper hand, but Rose woke up, distracting Roxy enough for Bro to drive a kunai into her gut.

Rose awoke both her Sharingan and Mangekyou at that moment.

She woke Dave, they did their best to flee from Bro - And right when it seemed like they’d die as well, ROOT and Anbu were on the scene, including Jack Noir, and they chased Bro out of the village, aiming to kill him.

Before anyone could take the bodies, Jake had arrived in Konoha, stealing the eyes of many Uchiha - Most notable being Roxy’s - for Doc Scratch.

Dirk returned a few days later, taking in both Rose and Dave in order to raise them. He does a shit job, and when Rose is 16 she abandons the village in order to pursue Bro for revenge. And Dave moves out of Dirks place to go and live with Johns family because he blames Dirk for a lot, but mainly for not being open enough emotionally to support he and Rose properly.

More plot stuff happens, and Dirk becomes a teacher to Calliope and Caliborn at the behest of Jane.

He thoroughly fucks them up, too, and accidentally helps create Lord English as well as The Muse.

Aaaaaaaand. Yeah.

[alltimewhat]

BRO I REALLY THINK S3 IS BASED OFF THE THING LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR U

putting under a readmore bc this is probably gonna be long im so excited over this i hurt myself flapping lmao (also its gonna likely be a huge mess bc im so bad at organizing my thoughts  lmao) ((also also there ARE pictures of the alien from the thing, which are quite... body horror-ish, so if body horror makes you uncomfortable please dont read or just be safe reading!))

-the thing has been referenced a few times in st so far, but unlike most other references, there hasnt been much in the actual PLOT thats thing-related, but it seems kinda odd for them to include it twice (mikes poster, mr clarke and his gf watching it together) if it wasnt intentional (as we know, all things in media are included for a reason)

-which also means the thing’s release date is perfectly a-okay to line up with s3 (1982, if you were wondering, but i mean. its already in the show twice so lol)

-idk if yall remember very well but at the beginning of promo and stuff for this season the duffers (or maybe shawn i honestly dont remember) said that the season was based on a film! they may have said released in 1985, if they did totally disregard this point lmao

-okok so. the thing obviously is about an alien creature that spreads like a virus and can assimilate human and animal lifeforces into itself and create a perfect copy of the creature, which obviously creates a lot of tension in the original movie but im gonna bring this back up later so

-okay so the thing is a huge staple in body horror films, as its one of the first to do a very good job of it (to be followed a few years later by the fly, which i thought may have been what s3 was based around at first until i realized it was released in 86) and the effects are very well done for what they were and for a budget of 15mil which is honestly more than i expected lmao

-why does that matter? well, another thing the duffers/shawn have said is that this season has a big jump up in the amount of gore! you know what’s pretty gory? assimilating humans and other animals into your virus-like lifeform! and eating the fuck out of them!

-another thing- the duffers have said a major character will die this season, and billy could be considered a major character, as well as being an antagonist. being assimilated into a virus alien does, in fact, kill you

-also, an important thing about the thing and its form is that the thing itself, like, the actual alien from the original movie, looks like this:

so the main like, design element im trying to point out w this... weirdly HQ image is the little crab legs, which repeat a few times in the alien’s design in the movie. the reason i point those out is because if you look at the monster in the trailer...

hmm wow those sure look like insectoid and/or crustacean-like legs dont they

and this isnt the only time the creature has spider legs in the movie if im not mistaken, and while this is from the newer thing movie and likely wont be used as reference, here’s the ice-block creature from the new thing, with the same belly legs as the new s3 monster

but, like i said, its highly highly unlikely thisll appear in s3, as its from 2007 i believe?? maybe 2011. but its still a similarity!

-aj, i hear u saying, are visual similarities and vague references all you have? kind of! but heres some more stuff: okay so the way the thing turns into creatures is by a virus-like assimilation, although the thing has to assimilate through digestion or otherwise dissolving, and i dont think this will be lifted as straight as some other pieces may be. BUT, we do know

1. there is an episode titled the bite

2. this:

so, likely, instead of needing to be dissolved to become assimilated, like the original movie, one just needs to be bitten. by what, exactly? rats, most likely. i think the creature has been assimilating rats which is why its “feeding time” and there are so fucking many rats, but also rats are known to spread diseas :-) (even though thats a stereotype, wild rats can transmit disease like any other small creature with teeth and the ability to carry a contagious disease)

-okay so lets say billy gets assimilated, so what? he gets eaten, and hes dead? that seems pointless. but no, remember that a huge amount of the tension IN the original thing comes from the fact that the thing can create a perfect copy of any creature it’s assimilated. yeah, that’s pretty obvious, so... it creates a copy of billy. thats a convincing disguise, sure! what else?

karen is attracted to billy. yes, its gross, i know, but it may have real ebaring on the plot, as much as its getting thrown around as a joke. karen is mike’s mom, mike is jane’s girlfriend. the mindflayer knows jane is its enemy.

the mindflayer uses a disguise it can pull off perfectly to get karen to give it the location of the kids (she did it once in s2, remember?), “billy” finds the kids, “billy” finds jane. the mindflayer reveals itself and tries to kill them all (lmao)

okay, that’s basically all i have to say about this lmao

i know its a HUUGE shot in the dark, seeing as there are a bunch of plot elements i havent been able to incorporate into this (the antenna, the carnival, why?? the mayor?? is trying to kill people??, why jon is in the hospital when the monster shows up, etc), but theres also a lot of evidence that i think points towards this! also, why include two deliberate, obvious thing references if theyre never gonna touch on it again, right??

[cloudchristopher]

The Boys in the Airport

Hello lovelies! This was a collab between @imquakinghon and I. She is totally amazing so if you dont follow her already, go do it!

I hope you all enjoy it!

Erick

● It’s been a long 6 months since you saw Erick and now youre joining him for tour

● The longest you’ve ever been apart, so rightfully he’s nervous

● Kinda sweating like a pig

● Super excited and bubbly at the thought of getting to see you again though

● Is at the airport like half an hour early just to make sure he doesn’t miss you

● checks the plane schedule every 2 minutes

● All the boys are with him because they want to see their hermanita

● Gets worried when you aren’t out exactly when your plane lands

● “This is her plane right? What if something happened? What if she’s hurt? Ay dios Chris what if shes hurt?”

● “Bro relax, shes fine”

● Finally you appear through the gate and his heart beats so fast that it feels like it could implode

● Yells out your name even though his voice is crusty af and you turn and see him

● You both stay glued to the floor for a minute just staring at each other before Richard

pushes him into a sprint, making you drop your crap and run to him too

● You collide with each other, tears escaping your eyes as you grip each other tightly

● Buries his face in your neck to smell your perfume that he missed so damn much

● You both stay in your little world until the boys interrupt with awkward throat clearing

● “Yo where the fuq is my hug?”

● “Sorry Joelito” you laugh.

Zabdiel

● A hell of a lot calmer than Erick

● Is so excited to be back from tour so he can see his beautiful baby

● He is hella exhausted though

● Like this boy is always tired, but it’s magnified today because he didnt sleep on the plane, thats how excited he was to see you

● When he gets off the plane he doesnt even have to look for you because you come crashing into him like a wrecking ball

● *cue Miley Cyrus GIF*

● You are wiggling like a fucking puppy because youre so excited

● Of course this makes Zabdiel giggle at your cuteness and dissolves some of his sleep depravity

● “Hi baby, I missed you”

● Soft little pecks on the lips

● He notices the dark circles under your eyes and knows you didn’t sleep either

● Eventually you both fall asleep curled into each other as the movie plays in the background

Joel

● Probably the most nervous of them all

● He is scared that having been away on tour so long will make it awkward between the two of you

● Nervous leg shakes the entire flight, which annoys the passenger next to him

● Spends half his time in the plane bathroom making his hair look perfect for his baby

● Spends the other half looking at pictures of you to try to calm himself

● When he walks out of the gate and finally sees you, his nervousness intensifies

● Knowing how Joel is, you run right up to him and hug him without warning so that he doesnt get so scared his heart stops beating

● You feel him relax in your grip after a minute, melting into you and wrapping his arms around your waist

● “I missed you so much, Joel”

● “I missed you more baby”

● Once you comfort him for a few minutes, he is mostly back to his normal, goofy self

● “Joel i can still feel your leg shaking”

● “Who said that was my leg?”

● “JOEL PIMENTEL, YOU NASTY”

● You smack him upside the head as he laughs before dragging him away and out the door of the airport

Richard

● Youre waiting at the airport for Richard to exit the gate after his plane lands with Aaliyah in your arms

● Its hard to hold her since she keeps squirming around, excited to see her daddy

● “Aaliyah, baby girl, calm down please”

● She starts to shake her head when she gets distracted by something in front of the two of you

● “Daddy!”

● You set her down and watch as she hobbles towards Richard with her arms in the air

● You watch with a ear splitting grin as Richard runs towards her and scoops her up, spinning her around

● Her squeals could be heard all over the damn airport

● When he stops spinning her, he catches sight of you and his grin gets even wider

● Jogs up to you with Aaliyah still clutched to his chest

● He sets her on the ground by his bags before turning and scooping you up

● Buries his head in your hair

● Might even cry a little idk

● “Im so glad im home”

● Would totally be the type to subtly grope your ass because he hasnt felt it in so long (cheeky bastard)

● Peppers kisses all around your face before grabbing Aaliyah and rushing out of te airport to get his girls home

Christopher

● Really super excited like Erick but less nervous

● As soon as the plane lands he is out of the door and into the terminal, booking it to his baby girl

● Probably plows through people in his hurry, apologizing while still running

● You are waiting there with a sign that reads “Baby Boo Velez” because you know he will immediately spot it

● And it will definitely make him laugh

● His beautiful Pennywise laugh

● Its comical from your point of view when you see him bust through a crowd of people and stop to look around

● Takes .02 seconds for him to spot you with your big ass sign and as expected, a big grin takes over his face as he laughs

● Takes another .02 seconds for you to be in each other’s arms

● He spins you around and around like a fucking helicopter blade

● “Chris i love you but i think im gonna be sick if this continues”

● Quickly sets you down and showers you in kisses

● Sniffs your hair when you bury your head into the soft skin of his neck

● “I need to get you home, now”

● “Chris dont be a horndog”

● “But babbyyyyy its been so loonnggg”

● Realizing the truth of his statement, you let him drag you home

[jack-kellys]

it’s me, with another AU! this is based off this ask I got a little while ago.

——————

like him

words: 2000 whoops

warnings: cursing, weed, bit of a mental breakdown, mentions/implications of abuse

——————

Everyone had some sort of power.

Passed down through generations, it manifested in every child at the start of adolescence, a fifty percent chance on either parent passing theirs down, like it was simply a hair color gene.

Well. It seemed like everyone had a power.

For what seemed like years, all of Albert DaSilva’s friends have had their powers. Race could control electricity and move faster than the rest of them, Romeo could charm the pants off anyone, Mush could heal with just his hands, and Finch had perfect aim and could see farther and clearer than the norm. And Al was just….Al. Nothing inherited, no specific talents that were randomly bestowed to him. Nothing. No special qualities.

He’d tried, he could say that. He taught himself to fight over the years, he was quite flexible, able to do a bunch of parkour bullshit (half for compensating, and half to say “parkour!” whenever he jumped off of something and be able to mean it), anything he could to just prove himself that he was enough. He could compete with his friends, even if Race would always be faster than him, Davey always smarter, Spot always stronger. He was enough. He had to be enough.

As Albert entered his house that afternoon, the first thing he saw were all the leaves on the ground. His dad must not be there, or else those definitely wouldn’t have been there.

“Liam, you gotta clean these up,” Al sighed, bending down to scoop them into a cleaner pile. They were a perfect emerald green, and soft, too. “Damn, I think you’re gettin’ even better at this, kid.”

Al’s younger brother skidded into the room, grinning, vines trailing up his arms and legs like he was part tree.

Albert burst out laughing at the sight. “What the hell? How long’ve you been experimenting?”

“Hours,” Liam beamed, bobbing his head. “You think Ma’d be impressed if she could see ‘em?”

Al gave him a smile. Plants had been their mother’s specialty. She never got to see Liam inherit her powers, but Al thanked the stars every day that her botanical abilities hadn’t died with her. She was still with them, he liked to think.

“She’d be so proud, Tiger,” Al said, gesturing at the leaves. “These look beautiful. Much nicer than the gross yellowy crinkled ones you were makin’ last week.”

“Shush! No talking about that!” Liam huffed, finding a paper bag after rummaging through cabinets and shoving the leaves into it.

“Fine,” Al relented, smirking. “I just came by to check on you. I’m gonna head over to Racer’s, will you be alright?”

“Yep! All good here, Allie!” Liam chirped. “Go on with your friends, I gotta make some more vines.”

Al scoffed. “Alright, alright, but make sure you clean everything up before Papa comes home. Y’know how he gets about your powers.”

Liam nodded slowly, solemn even. “I’ll be okay,” the child reassured.

Albert ruffled his hair. “Good. I’ll see you soon, bud. Love ya.”

“Love yaaaah!” Liam called, dragging out the word as Al left the house.

• • •

“Heyyyyyy Albie!”

Al ducked into Race’s basement to see Mush, Jack, Crutchie, Race, and Romeo passing around a few blunts in the haphazard circle they were sitting in.

“You guys look like a cult who gave up halfway through the ritual,” Al said as he sat down next to Race, who whapped his arm lightly.

“We did out best, sir,” Crutchie whined with a smile. “What took you so long anyway?”

Albert shrugged. “I wanted to check in on Liam before our dad came home.”

“Dads,” Race mused. “Fuck ‘em.” And then he took a long drag.

Albert pulled the blunt with two fingers out of Race’s lips and put it to his own, holding the weed in his lungs before exhaling out in a short sigh. “Fuck ‘em,” he muttered.

“Cheers, I’ll drink to that, bro,” Romeo mumbled, picking up a glasses filled with…with….

“Bro, is that apple juice?” Albert asked, lips quirked a smile. “What the fuck?”

“I swear to god he has the weirdest cravings,” Jack sighed, shaking his head. “He really is the baby of the group.” Romeo whined at that, making Jack let out a scoff of laughter and point at him, as if his whininess was evidence.

“Is apple juice really stranger than fruity pebbles?” Mush snickered, glancing at Al. Al frowned as he took another hit from the blunt, shoving Mush over from across Race. Mush shoved him back, the two boys hitting each other over Race’s lap.

“Boys,” Race rolled his eyes, gripping their wrists at lighting speed. “You’re both pretty, even if you’ll never be me.”

“This ain’t my argument, but shut your trap, Racer,” Jack grumbled. He started to trace his fingers in the air and the boys groaned.

Jack had the peculiar power of being able to conjure things by “drawing” them out first, and often used harmless bullshit on his friends to make them look stupid. Once he stopped tracing, he flicked the product in Race’s direction, who flinched in apprehension.

A dark mustache and giant black round glasses now framed Race’s face, as well as an L on his forehead. The boys burst out laughing, their giggles lasting longer than normal due to their high.

“You—stupid,” Crutchie managed before dissolving into wheezes, which only made everyone laugh harder as Race scowled.

“You want stupid?” Race threatened. Al shook his head no in unison with the boys’ nods of approval. “I’ll give ya stupid.”

He stood up from where he was sitting and moved to a more open part of the basement, gesturing for everyone to stand back. Once everyone did, he started running inn a circle.

It looked kind of ridiculous at first, the boys watching in confusion as Race slowly increased speed.

Al squinted. It was getting kind of hard to see Race clearly, he realized. He was blurring into one shape, one circular outline. Al could see little bolts of lighting crackling through the blur, and felt wind blowing his hair back.

“Race,” he called out, “we get it, you’re dumb and fast. You can stop.”

The blur got faster instead.

Mush made eye contact with Albert, his worried frown reflecting Al’s own. Hopefully they wouldn’t need Mush’s powers tonight for a stupid stunt.

“Racetrack,” Al said, sterner. “Just stop, alright? Don’t burn yourself out.”

“I can—n’t. Ca-n’t. I- sto—p. I can’t sto-top,” came the choppy, distorted reply, making Al’s heartbeat quicken. The blur was still speeding up.

“Fuck, what the fuck,” Al said, abruptly standing. But he was frozen. There wasn’t anything he could do.

“How the fuck do we stop him?” Crutchie said, a nervous waver in his voice and in how he forced himself into standing on his good leg alone. The rest of the boys stood too, Crutchie’s hand finding Jack’s shoulder to steady himself on.

“Well, I’m ready for whatever aftermath this’s gonna cause,” Mush sighed, wiggling his hands.

“He’s not gonna stop unless we force it,” Al said slowly, biting his lip. “So we force it, and Mush just has to heal ‘im up.”

“Race,” Romeo started, Al feeling the familiar compulsion to listen, which happened whenever Romeo used his power. “Please try and slow down a little, at least, if you can hear me?”

No reply from the blur came back.

“Alright, well, that didn't work,” Romeo huffed. “How the hell do we actually wanna force it?”

“He could slip and fall out of the...storm he created,” Al offered.

“Oh, shit, I can help with that!” Crutchie beamed, raising his hand. A bubble of water appeared out of it.

“Flood ‘im then,” Jack nodded.

Crutchie returned it, letting go of Jack’s shoulder. He raised his hands slightly, palms towards the ceiling, pausing a moment. Then he shoved his arms out towards Race. A wave surged from Crutchie’s hands, Al being able to smell the salt water.

It toppled Race off of his feet, thank god.

But he was going so fast that he tumbled….straight through one of the walls in his basement, creating a large hole.

“Race!” Al yelled, bolting to where he had landed, Mush hot on his heels. He knelt next to the blond boy, who was sprawled on his back. Every few seconds, Race’s body would give a slight jolt, the extra electricity still coursing through him. His eyes were actively scrunched closed, but he wasn’t conscious.

“Jesus Christ,” Al muttered, pressing his lips together and letting his hands curl into fists. He closed his eyes a moment.

That was so fucking stupid of Race, Al thought bitterly.

Yes, they were all at varying degrees of high, but Race shouldn’t just abuse his powers to such a dangerous extreme. What a useless thing to do. And harmful, too. Who knows what could have happened if he kept going, if he could have caught on fire even from the speed, or maybe even-

“Al. Al. Hellooo,” Mush tapped Albert’s shoulder, effectively startling him out of...whatever that was. He wasn’t quite sure. “Help me lift this idiot onto the couch.”

Albert nodded wordlessly, both boys bringing Race to the couch so Mush could heal him.

“Might take more than a minute this time,” Mush grimaced, placing his hands on Race’s stomach as Al begrudgingly nodded.

It took eleven minutes, actually. Al counted.

And then Race was sitting up like nothing had ever happened. Like it was nothing.

“We all good, fam,” Race laughed. Jack gave a distracted thumbs up as he, Crutchie, and Romeo continued to try and clean up the wall and the water.

“No, we’re not all good, asshole,” Al snapped, surprising himself slightly. He didn’t think he was that mad.

Race looked confused. “I broke my own wall, dude. I know I fucked up,” he shrugged.

“That’s not the problem,” Al seethed, internally begging himself to calm down. He rubbed his hands over his arms. They felt colder. “The problem is that you could have fucking, like, combusted if you kept going. You realize that, right?”

Race faltered slightly. “Well, hey—“

Al shook his head violently, cutting Race off. He couldn’t stop himself. “You could have died, okay?! For a stupid-shit stunt! Jesus fucking Christ.” His voice was raised now.

“Albert,” Mush attempted, giving him the same concerned he had given Race earlier, “try to calm down.”

“I..I-I—“ Albert broke himself off, shoulder shooting up as he fought a shiver. Why was he so cold? And why couldn’t his breathing slow down? And why was he being so awful to Race? Questions shoved themselves through his head, wincing as he felt an anxious energy shoot through his palms, heart rate much faster than it should have been. Blood roared in his ears, his hands reaching up to cover them against the sudden noise. What was this? Frustration burned in his chest and he returned to hugging himself. Why the fuck was he so mad? Why couldn’t he just stop it? What was happening to him?! He screwed his eyes shut as the fear and anger engulfed him, a freezing feeling that both stopped and accelerated his heart. “Mush, I—can’t, I don’t know I just can’t calm-“

“Just take some deep breaths, okay?” Mush asked.

“I’m trying, okay?” Al growled suddenly, then froze. “I’m sorry, I don’t know what’s—I—“

“I get that you’re angry, but you—“

“I’M NOT ANGRY!” Al shouted, eyes flying open and hand slamming down on the armrest of the couch. He did his best to take a ragged breath in. “I was just really worried, that’s all. I’m sorry, I don’t know what’s happening with...me…”

Albert trailed off as he noticed everyone had stopped looking at him, and looking at something next to him. His eyes flicked to his right, widening at the sight.

What looked like an eerie dead tree in the form of solid ice now sprouted from the armrest, sharp icicle shards piercing the ceiling at some points. One rather jagged point was even poking at Race.

Race let out a low whistle, breaking off the icicle closest to him. “That’s my fuckin’ armrest, Al,” he simply said.

Al wasn’t listening to whatever his friends continued to say. He was staring at the ice, the structure of his own doing transporting him to a different time.

Al’s mother was still alive, in another fight with his father. Young Albert watched from behind a door frame as they yelled insults, angry shouts of discontentment filling the kitchen. Albert watched as his father picked up one of his mother's small potted plants, holding it tightly in his hand. Frost erupted around the pot, then froze and wilted the flower inside. Then he threw it on the ground, not watching it shatter into ice as he shoved Albert’s mother into a different room as she screamed.

Ice had ruled his childhood. Ice had threatened him, his brothers, and his Ma. Ice had hurt them, too. It was a hateful, angry, cold and unfeeling thing.

And now he had it. He...inherited that. He was that.

Albert looked away from the gnarled tree of ice and back towards his friends, whose expressions of awe were slipping off their faces as they took in Al’s scared eyes. Only Race gave him a sad, knowing look.

“I-I needa leave,” Albert managed. “I’m so sorry.” Then he bolted out of the basement, footprints creating patches of ice, ignoring his friends’ protests.

• • •

Albert to Elmer: im coming to ur house rn just so you know

Elmer to Albert: ??? okay hun what's wrong it's like late

Albert to Elmer: show you when I get there

The moment Al walked into Elmer’s house, he nearly collapsed into his boyfriend’s arms. He squeezed El tightly, breathing in how he smelled to calm himself down.

“Oh, baby, you're so tense,” El murmured. “Let's go to my room; lemme ease that for you.”

Albert nodded into his shoulder as Elmer led them upstairs. He set them on his bed, Al flopping down onto his back and pinching the bridge of his nose.

“I don't know how it happened,” Al started, voice devoid of much emotion. “Something...weird just kinda came over me, and I was so angry, El, it almost hurt.”

“Baby,” El said, shifting closer with his eyebrows furrowed. “What happened at Race’s, if you don't mind me asking?”

“This,” Al muttered darkly, raising his hand. The now-distinguishable angry feeling unfurled in his gut as frost materialized over his fingers, then reaching to his palm, covering his whole hand in icy white. “Just like him.”

Elmer stared open-mouthed at Albert’s hand, poking it with one of his fingers before recoiling from the cold of it. “That's incredible,” El breathed. “After all this time, you do have powers.”

“And it sucks,” Al hissed. “They’re—his powers. I inherited the shit that I was terrified of when I was little. How fucked up is that?”

“Shhhh…” Elmer soothed, placing his hand on Albert’s cheek. Al sighed at the contact, feeling some of the stress leave his body. He was lucky Elmer was an empath, able to feel, absorb, and release emotions as needed, as long as he held physical contact with him.

“You're not your dad, Al,” Elmer continued, rubbing his thumb affectionately over Albert’s cheek. “You’re too kind, and really funny, and too smart and passionate…” Elmer punctuated each word with a kiss on Al’s forehead. Al’s stress ebbed away with each one, almost finding himself smiling.

“Okay baby okayy,” Albert groaned. Then he bit his lip. “When I used them though, I just...I didn't feel like me. Like I was a different person, or some batshit nonsense like that.”

Elmer sighed, indicating for Albert to move up on the bed. He complied, and felt Elmer curl around his back, wrapping his arms over Albert’s stomach.

“Then we’re gonna have to learn how to deal with that, and then fix that,” Elmer instructed. “You're powers are what make you you, and I want you to be able to feel like you.”

“That was too many you’s in one sentence,” Albert mumbled, pulling out his phone to text Liam that he’d be staying at El’s.

Elmer whapped Al’s back with a scoff. “You know what I mean though. I love you, okay, and I want you to be able to express yourself, in every part of yourself.”

“I love you too,” Albert said, his voice slightly hollow despite curling further into Elmer and closing his eyes. He didn't want to admit these powers were a part of him now. It didn't feel like his, and even after all this time of never having powers, he didn't want them, either.

Everyone had some sort of power, sure, but not everyone's felt like a curse.

————

to be continued, not just this story in particular, but this au in general, because it’s fun as fuck lmao

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[gagmebucky]

anywaysies did i tell you guys what happened on my birthday? (it was May 16th) so like stroke of midnight, my undereye is SLASHED open and i gotta go to the emergency room

and im like pissed because i literally just turned nineteen and it starts off like this? and it takes forever to get called back (i literally was just gonna go back home). they call me back, and B R O the doctor walks in, and i kid you not, he looks smack like sebastian stan (a lil bit of richard madden). and im not even lying, like i thought for a moment i was seeing shit but he was so fine!

i was dying. this sexy ass doctor is staring at my face real hard, hand underneath his cheek and shit. GOD, anyway, he’s talking to me, and he’s all like, “i’m just thinking about how i’ll take care of this,” and “i’m gonna give you dissolving stitches, blah blah blah.” and he’s doing shit and i’m staring at his hands, tryna see if he has a ring (i don’t think so).

eventually, it comes down to him stitching my face. this sexy bastard looks me in the eye, and has the nerve to say, “for the next ten minutes, your face is mine.”

bro.. in my head, i was like, ‘doctor, are you going to fuck my face? (because YES!)’ then i thought, good god i have got to stop watching so much porn

anyways, he stitched my face. i looked awful but im like eighty percent sure im gonna see him again. i had no idea when but i do know, ill be looking fine as hell, and he will fall in love with me. good night!

[be-more-heidi-hansen]

For the fic title: “my boyfriend is a dumbass bitch.”

SKDND okay first of all: mood.

second I feel like this would probably be kind of angst with lots of comedic relief.

probably a rich fic, honestly

I love him but The Boy isn’t the sharpest knife in the kitchen

anyways,

you’re stressed out to fuck because of academic things piling up and some other, more personal things.

rich,,,,, does not notice

he’s kind of oblivious to it for a while

he doesn’t realize that you’re a little more tired than you usually are

or how you seem to be busy a lot (bc some people have hOMEWORK AND HONORS CLASSES SHIT TO DO, RICHARD)

and yr like??? is he gonna take notice or just let me Suffer without realizing

bc actually talking about ur issues and shit is a,,,, No Go

maybe I’m projecting a little bit

anyways again

then one day he kind of like,, notices you’re even more withdrawn than you have been for the past week or so and he’s like “?? babe are you alright??” and u just

sob

you start bawling and he’s like “???fuck what did I say??? bABE-”

“I’ve been so stressed out lately, I just- I don’t know what to do. And my dogs getting really old and it’s only a matter of time and I think im gonna fail that calculus test and- and...." you dissolve back into tears and he just

:/ fuck what have i done, bro

and so he pulls you into his arms and is all conforting and is like “I’m sorry baby I had no idea. why didn’t you just tell me?” And ur like??? it was so obvious rich what the fuck r u talking abt??

“youre telling me you didn’t notice?”

he kinda just

“……”

“okay rich its fine…. I’m just glad you know, y'know?”

“I know.”

“……..wanna cuddle?”

“u know I wanna cuddle”

and so u cuddle with ur dumbass bitch disaster bisexual boyfriend and he reassures u and gives u smooches

all is well

until

“wAIT FUCK I HAVE TO STUDY FOR THE FUCKING CALC TEST-”

“get ur ass back here and cuddle me, (y/n)”

“…okay”

I’M just….. so here for rich cuddles and rich being oblivious but also super caring once he understands

did this make any sense? I hope so. love u anon 💛

[theoddcatlady]

Energy Potion

Alan: Oh my god I’m dying.

Alan: End me guys. Just take my body and throw it in a hole six feet deep.

Melody: Stop complaining, it’s not that bad.

Bruce: Shut the fuck up and pass me more coffee.

Alan: Coffee. All I consume, all I taste. Is goddamn coffee.

Cleo: I don’t know about you guys IM DOING GREAT :D

Melody: Oh god I think she found where I hid her Monster.

Melody: Cleo no do you KNOW how bad that is for you?! Spring water. Deep breathing. That’ll get you through finals!

Alan: … On what planet do you live on?

Melody: The one where nature provides rather than artificial chemicals and manmade poison.

Bruce: Oh man I haven’t laughed this hard since… I can’t remember. More coffee. More coffee. My fingers are shaking so much and I still don’t have this paper done. Spellcheck thinks I’m developing Parkinson’s.

Cleo: Your fingers only JUST started shaking? D:

Melody: Your kids are all going to end up with ADHD.

!~*~!

Melody: I have decided my earlier statements may have been naïve.

Alan: Nooo, really?

Melody: RIP. X.X

Cleo: Okay, after spending all morning in bed with a migraine maybe drinking that many Monsters in a row was a bad idea. Whoopsie daisy.

Bruce: I’m surprised you’re not dead.

Cleo: Same bro. Fuck finals.

Melody: We’re all doomed.

Alan: … hold on a sec guys I got this weird ad on the college website, lemme show you.

Alan: [IMG]

Alan: Ignore that it looks like every ‘graphic design is my passion’ advertisement ever.

Melody: Oooh, a natural remedy?

Cleo: No crash? I’m sold. How much is it, I don’t wanna blow my food budget.

Bruce: Thiiis sounds like bull. Don’t do it man.

Alan: Too late. Emailed the seller.

Bruce: Cocksucker.

Alan: You wish jackass.

Cleo: Shut the fuck up guys. I’m emailing Gus too. See if he’ll work out a deal. Jesus, a week’s amount of doses is over thirty bucks… hello Ramen cups and poptarts. How I missed you.

Melody: I have some extra quinoa!

Cleo: Errrrr…

Bruce: I mean. We only need a week’s worth. Then finals will be over.

Alan: Ooooh, changing your tune, mister skeptic?

Bruce: If I don’t pack in as much study time as possible I’m going to fail. I’m not gonna let that happen.

Alan: Awww yeah! Let’s try some kid’s science experiment!

!~*~!

Alan: I’m still laughing that it’s called ‘Energy Potion’. What sort of geeky ass bullshit?

Bruce: Taking the first pill now. I have to study.

Melody: All at once, readysetgo!

Cleo: …

Cleo: I didn’t expect it to dissolve. Thought it was like birth control.

Bruce: Literally tastes like piss. Literally.

Alan: Spend a lot of time doing that Bruce?

Bruce: Eat shit.

Alan: :P

Melody: Maybe it’s the color that brings on the whole urine sensation. So icky.

Cleo: Blergh. My mouth feels awful, how’s this supposed to work Alan?

Alan: ‘One pill and you’ll have bursts of energy throughout the night, a slow burn rather than a high followed by a crash.’ Taken right from the product description.

Melody: Oddly enough, I feel its working! Or maybe that’s the crystals I set up around my study place.

Bruce: Or placebo effect. That too.

!~*~!

Cleo: Bruce?

Bruce: What’s up Cleo? Any reason you’re not messaging with the group?

Cleo: … I took another pill this morning.

Bruce: Shit, are you feeling sick? I mean it does wonders don’t get me wrong, but I don’t think you can stay awake all day like that.

Cleo: I know I know I’m sorry, I’m just letting you know in case something goes wrong. And it did work. I didn’t feel tired until the sun went up. Still pretty sleepy.

Bruce: You wanna come over to my apartment to study? I know the dorm’s pretty rough on you.

Cleo: Well…

Bruce: I’ll have more Monster for you.

Cleo: Sold. Can we play a few rounds of Overwatch too?

Bruce: As long as I can be your pocket Mercy.

!~*~!

Melody: This is the best stupid idea you’ve ever had Alan!

Alan: I know right? You know how productive I was last night? Focused?

Melody: I know! I didn’t even feel buzzed! Just AWAKE!

Cleo: Slept through one of my classes though. The crash does come, just when the sun comes up.

Bruce: Whatever man, most of my classes don’t care about attendance except when it comes to finals. Two more days until it begins.

Cleo: I can’t wait for them to be over. I might take it easy. No more all nighters. I’ll save the rest of my pills for another time.

Melody: To be honest I haven’t even been taking mine.

Alan: … What?

Bruce: Sure Melody haha how the heck have you put in more studying time?

Melody: I just feel more awake at night. I think my internal clock is changing, a few sessions of meditation and I’ll be able to refresh myself.

Alan: That’s weird.

Cleo: You know, now that I think about it, I think I forgot to take the pill last night because of how awake I was? It just felt more natural to be awake at night rather than the day. I powernapped at midnight but that’s it. It’s probably just working its way out of our systems.

Bruce: god I hope so. I swear if you end up hospitalized because of this…

!~*~!

Cleo: TMI, I don’t care.

Alan: You too?

Bruce: Same.

Melody: I’m anti shaving but this is RIDICULOUS.

Bruce: …  How the hell did we get on the same wavelength so fast?

Cleo: I mean we’re friends. That’s how it is right?

Cleo: That’s beside the point. The point is my bush is thicker than a jungle, and I JUST got waxed as a reward for passing finals.

Alan: That is really TMI but same.

Melody: I might actually break out the razor.

Bruce: probably just get a weed whacker…

Cleo: Took the words out of my MOUTH.

Alan: Maybe it’s just a full moon, either way, finals are over, toss out the damn pills, we’re GOOD.

!~*~!

Bruce: I’m still not sleeping at night.

Melody: Neither am I. I’m back at my mom’s and she’s getting SUPER worried.

Alan: I keep nodding off at work. This fucking sucks. I’m gonna get canned at this rate and I don’t wanna go back to living with my parents.

Bruce: Have either of you heard from Cleo? I haven’t since she got home to her parents. I feel like she’s fine, but you know, I worry.

Alan: I know you two finally got together but relax, she’s fine.

Melody: She’s probably just organizing her room.

Bruce: … How the fuck did you know we were together?

Melody: …

Melody: I… don’t know. I just guessed I guess.

Bruce: Bull. We haven’t told anyone. Her dad’s racist as hell, you really think he’s cool with his princess dating a black guy?

Alan: Isn’t that beside the point anyway?

Bruce: No, not it’s not.

Bruce: I really didn’t want to say this.

Bruce: Alan, I know you’re bisexual. You were at the LGBT safe space the night before graduation.

Bruce: And Melody, you believe in this vegan hippie bullshit only to make your mom happy. Because she’d be horrified to find out you’re atheist. You were at Burger King yesterday and I know you weren’t there for the salad.

Bruce: I just know what you two are doing at any time, any place, anywhere. I know where to find you right now. I can’t put it into words but it’s like we’re connected.

Bruce: Do you realize it too?

Melody: … Yes.

Melody: I was worried last night because you weren’t safe. And when you got home and told me that you were nearly in a car accident I almost screamed. I don’t believe in this sixth sense bullshit. I don’t believe in any of it. I was a vegetarian because of logic reasons, not that I ‘feel the animal’s souls’.

Alan: But you’ve also been eating a lot of meat lately too, huh?

Bruce: There’s so many jokes I can make about the meat thing.

Alan: Time and a fucking place, Bruce.

Alan: I’ve basically become a carnivore overnight. I made myself three steaks last night because I just couldn’t get full. I’m blowing through my food budget like there’s no tomorrow.

Bruce: Damn. I’ve been getting by on chicken nuggets but nothing beats a rare steak right now. I could go get one right now. If I wasn’t so damn tired.

!~*~!

Bruce: Cleo? Are you there? I know you’re okay but I’m wondering for how much longer.

Bruce: Please tell me you’re okay.

Cleo: … I’m hideous.

Cleo: My new teeth are all sharp. I’m so hairy. The only thing I like to eat is meat. I only like being out at night, and when I do, I explore my territory.

Cleo: I’m not what you want.

Bruce: No no no, it’s all of us, Cleo. My teeth just started to get loose. The night is beautiful, isn’t it?

Cleo: Especially the moon. But I feel so alone. I’m not supposed to be alone. I love you, Bruce. So much. We’re meant to be.

Bruce: We are. All of us need to be together. It’s getting stronger by the day. What’s happening to us?

Cleo: The potion. The energy potion.

Cleo: That fucker turned us into freaks!

Bruce: Nonono, you’re not a freak. If it wasn’t for this new connection, I wouldn’t have made a move that night. Appearance or not, this isn’t… all bad.

Cleo: Not all bad?

Cleo: What is even the end of this? What are we turning into?

Bruce: Hang tight. We’ll be okay, I promise.

Cleo: … my dad’s banging on my door fuckfuckfuck I think he knows about us

Bruce: Cleo?

Bruce: Cleo?!?!

Bruce: CLEO PLEASE REPLY

Bruce: CLEO!

!~*~!

Bruce: She’s in trouble.

Melody: I’m already almost to her house. Alan’s with me. Meet us there.

Bruce: Keep her safe.

!~*~!

Bruce: Shaken them off?

Melody: Yes.

Cleo: They couldn’t keep up. They’re weak. They don’t have our senses in the dark.

Alan: I got rid of the body. And our clothes.

Bruce: You know where to go?

Cleo: We’ll meet you there.

Alan: You’re in charge.

Alan: We’ll get through this together.

Melody: Yes.

Cleo: Yes.

Bruce: Yes.

[abiik]

haha noo not youxiong gang being made of mostly non-men and only having one man haha ur so sexyyy