#IM GIGGLING AT THIS

[achillesleftheel]

Twink death 💔 @casphyt

[kanakori]

how does he know

[flakeeatsstairs]

i was fucking bored idk, take this since i havent posted art in a bit i feel like i havent idk

might look a bit shit since i hate drawing over images since i feel like i have to cover EVERYTHING ghrhrh.. perfectionist needs suck

[lucreziasredwyne]

who: @halimayronwood when and where: a banquet within casterly rock, celebrating the birth of prince arthur lannister, lucrezia finds herself crossing paths with a complete stranger in the middle of the celebration.

the hall of casterly rock shimmered with opulence, its grandeur heightened by the occasion - that which the lion king had all but prayed for for what felt like an eternity if the whispers were to be true. the birth of prince arthur lannister had drawn lords and ladies from across the realms, their voices weaving into a tapestry of laughter, music, and clinking goblets. the air was heavy with the mingling scents of roasted meats and rich perfumes, the golden light of countless candles reflecting off polished stone and ornate tapestries.

lady lucrezia redwyne stood near the edge of the gathering, her goblet of spiced wine untouched in her hand. her takchita, a deep purple embroidered with delicate gold thread, clung to her figure, the golden belt at her waist catching the light as she shifted. her olive-toned skin glowed in the candlelight, her dark curls left loose to cascade over her shoulders. though her lips wore the faintest smile, her gaze was watchful, studying the swirl of celebrants with quiet detachment.

it was then she noticed the woman moving through the crowd. shorter than most in the room but commanding attention nonetheless, the stranger carried herself with an ease that bordered on defiance.

her skin was dark and smooth, her hair straight and black, falling sleekly over her shoulders. her eyes, sharp and penetrating, seemed to take in everything without betraying a flicker of emotion. she was dornish; lucrezia recognised it at once, though she felt no immediate inclination to engage for the obvious reasons. their people did not speak with one another, and lucrezia's choice of attire this night made her roots entirely obvious.

when their paths crossed amidst the press of lords and ladies, lucrezia stepped aside with careful grace, her silence a statement of civility and nothing more. “please,” she said at last, her voice soft but firm as she gestured for the stranger to pass, though her candle illuminated features showed no hint of warmth. “do not let me hinder you.” it was then the candle truly illuminated obviously upon the features of the dornish woman, and there was an expression on her face that seemed to leave her feeling as unsettled and churning as the heated oceans of dorne itself. something that she could not read, but only react to.

she was sure they did not know one another.

[bedforddanes75]

IM IN TEARS 😭

no like im normal what do you mean this is normal behaviour...

[rougekithes]

Apparently there have been studies on the music taste of rats and mice, and while jazz and classical music seemed to get the most reaction, apparently they also enjoyed Queen, Maroon 5 and Lady Gaga.

Yeah, I'm listening to Queen now, day and night.

[fagsex]

tearing apart his prefab hamburger as if it was meat and he was a lion and the meat was a freshly killed gazelle and he was the king of the fucking savannah

[thefrsers]

#they been knew

[mwagneto]

the companion will go oh god doctor who is that?? and the doctor will get all serious and somber and say listen. he's the most evil creature in the universe. he's the worst enemy i've ever faced. he's horrible and unpredictable and you can never ever let your guard down. and then the villain will walk into the room like this

[zinmystery]

my personal redesigns / headcanons for the mane 6!!!

sorted in height order ✬

tidbids; Twilight had some leftover heritage batpony genes, which became present after becoming an alicorn, she also got a lot taller (before she was about dash's height), rainbow power and holding the princess' magic gave her the yellow streaks and glowy ends Rarity is part crystal pony, so she has a crystal horn- allowing for very precise magic. Fluttershy has lingering traits of her time as a vampire bat AJ has several scars from working on the farm Rainbow has some stunt-injuries, and one lightning-strike scar. Her rainbow colours are super rare, so she likes to show them off. Pinkie is a miniature pony, dinky little thing. 90% of her jewellery is edible.

[hansoeii]

stede bunnet

[tojisun]

still thinking about childhood best friend simon and that lake house

thinking about how simon is so forceful at pushing your boyfriend out. he’d wake up early in the morning and shoot you throngs of messages, things like if you wanted to take a morning walk with him, and take the dogs out or something.

and when you roll over, plucking your chiming phone from the nightstand, ignoring your boyfriend’s grumbling, you see simon’s messages and think nothing of them.

(simon would never—you told your man; you told him that simon’s just clingy because it’s been years since the two of you met again, that simon’s a good man.

“please trust me?” you whispered, and he had to hold back his glower because of course he trusts you.

it’s simon he doesn’t trust, but it’s not like he could say anything when your parents adore simon; when your mom pinches simon’s cheek before giving him extra servings, or when your dad claps simon on the back, telling him how he’s grown so tall and how he dearly remembers when you used to tower over simon back in your youths.

simon’s so woven into your family so how could your boyfriend ever say anything against him? he’s fucking royalty at this point—beloved by everyone.

even your nephews stare at simon with starry eyes more than they do their own dad.)

so you agree to every little outing that simon proposes—morning walks, drive to the local shops, going to liquor stores together, completing errands alone for your family.

you tried to include your boyfriend but simon and him never got along, and you just got so tired of of trying. this is your long-awaited vacation, so why the hell are you playing telephone with your two boys?

so you divided your attention then, with how the two of them are so stubborn when it came to you.

but—

simon knows you. he knows how to catch your attention.

so night dates with your boyfriend turned into a hangout with simon inviting himself in. he would always walk with you two to your room, crash in the bean bags and ask what would you all watch tonight. or he would tug you all to the family game room and make up a game that would end in you and him teaming up against your boyfriend. or he would propose a night swim in the shallow ends of the lake, and it’s always his shirt that he’d hand to you when you get chilly.

it’s these little things that add up; little things that you never really questioned because you grew up with simon, you grew up doing all of these with him, but—

simon’s different now. he’s a lot taller, a lot broader. he’s a lot more beautiful than you ever remembered.

and something in your chest unfurls, choking the threads of your rationalization—

oh god.

(simon walked in on your boyfriend packing his bags, his chest heaving and his eyes red with tears. and all simon ever tells him is, “y’need a ride?” because finally.

finally the motherfucker got the hint.)

[spacephobos]

the doctor: propositions the toymaker

the master hearing it from inside his tooth:

[hai-nae]

hey i finished it, and here's a tiny preview from one of the things that got (rightfully) flagged from like an hour ago. that is the fastest customer service ive ever received here, my post got flagged in under 5 minutes and my appeal got denied in under 30 minutes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 all those spicy wips will have to be clipped way heavier and then posted on twitter ig 😂

how am i supposed to sleep knowing tumblr lets p*rn bots fly by, but my censored shit gets struck by lightening like zeus himself was waitin for my dumbass head to poke outta my burrow.

i cant stop giggling, this site is truly a mess 😂😂😂 edit; forgot i can edit, here's the twt link https://twitter.com/definedead1/status/1805276961347960996

[xxplastic-cubexx]

[right to left]

finally finished This Wip from Ever ago and so now i ask you ever look into another dudes eyes and suddenly want to do whatever he wants

[outsockk]

I CANTBREATHE

THISIS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER MADE