#IM DYIING

[burnthheparaphilia]

ISJAIAMAGAA9JSYSWOKWUEKW- LOOK WHAT JUST CAME

[gaemms-chamois]

Happy Birthday Flametail!

[unsanctitude]

i want my roe to be from aerslaent so bad because 1) i like the wol not being from eorzea at all and 2) they are vikings and i lovev ikings..if you look at the world map the boats around there are all longships

the issue is that there is so little info on that place it is actually very hard to come up with a backstory for her now oops

the roe that became sea wolves left aerslaent to escape from tyrants so its actually very interesting to wonder what happened after all of those years to the remaining population. i was scared the islands are now uninhabited but i feel like the troll card confirms that roe still live there ?

[wizardingsouls]

“what do you mean you don’t believe in dragons?” - ginny to ron

@potentialbreakupscng for ginny & ron this is what i get for saying spam me 😂 | accepting

he can't tell if she's joking or not at first, but he catches on quickly enough to keep a deadpan expression. but several of their fellow gryffindors are immediately watching the exchange, somewhere between fascinated and gobsmacked as they wait for the answer. he's vaguely aware of fred and george making some sort of bet between each other ( with amounts he isn't sure either could possibly have ), and he finishes the too-large bite of toast he'd nearly choked on before shrugging a little.

" i think shepherds just wanted a better story for losing their own animals. no one likes admitting they did something that bloody stupid, do they? "

hermione looks horrified across from him, and he hears harry choke on his drink, while everyone else in earshot immediately is trying to talk at the same time in both directions, but he simply tunes it out while reaching for another slice of toast. " all the stories are just too convenient. no way that many people are agreeing that easy. "

[cupcraft]

I think I'd enjoy IBS more if I could time it. Like can I please have the attack when I'm cozy home in bed and not in work, what I would give for an ibs attack snooze button

[pirunika]

btw im no longer posting about Rogue Trader or Other games bc my pc wont run ANYTHİNG 😭 im still into it but---

[sea-buns]

FCG SOUTHERN DAD MODE ENGAGED

[inquis1tor]

God gives his heaviest periods to his transest soldiers

[amugoffandoms]

canto v has made Ishmael one of my favorite limbus characters Oh my fucking God im deceased I'm fucking dead I'm dead I'm de

[mythesque]

alhaitham and dehya are FRIENDS they are friends THEY ARE FRIENDS they are besties they are F R I E N D S this Is the hill i Will die on

[romanticfistfightz]

^ me when im in the meat aisle and need to get to chicken

[meistoshi]

sighs. yeah im still thinkin bout satoshi's relationship with immortality. it's the way satoshi would risk his life for literally anyone.

[chaotictomtom]

mmmmm might be swag in my nachoesque shirt but at what price.... (heatstroke)

[morawcrumb]

I’m trying to stay optimistic 🙏🙏🙏

[withcruelty]

their “secret” hiding spot (i do and don’t want to know)

WHAT’S INSIDE THEIR.. / always accepting!

he secret hiding spot is.. honestly just his bathroom. he doesn’t actually have any sort of nook he can use. he didn’t look for one when buying a house. having a house to himself, is as private as it can get for him; who’s had to live with generations of families of other people that he did and did not know. he’s not the type to have a specific place for his criminal activity. but a bathroom is the first place he goes when having a breakdown or any sudden urge to just get away from people, whether he’s got the urge to be violent or not. he keeps his house cool - at least in the summer, and lays on the cold tile when heavily dissociating, incredibly stressed or in case that he’s dealing with intense mood swings. he removes the rug, takes his shirt off and just lays there. there’s no windows or anything either, so he can just shut the door and try to make it as pitch black as possible.

[ignoregnome]

get reblogged idiot

The first time Steve sees Eddie naked he bursts into a fit of giggles and Eddie is so confused and offended. He's bright red in the face and trying to cover himself up with his hands while Steve laughs at him, there's even tears in his eyes.

"Babe, what is that on your ass?" He's wheezing now as he climbs off the bed to spin Eddie around. "Oh my god."

Eddie doesn't know if he should be mad or confused. "What? There's nothing on my ass." He tries to look over his shoulder to see what has Steve giggling but he can't see anything. Every worst-case scenario is running through his head at that point. God forbid, did he not wipe his fucking ass?!

"Babe, please tell me that you know there's a tattoo of Garfield on your ass." Steve says between giggles. He's staring directly at Eddie's bare ass but Eddie can't find it in himself to be flustered because what the fuck?!

He does not remember getting the tattoo at all.

And he won't remember because Gareth had done it one night when he'd passed out during one of their sleepovers. When Eddie calls him absolutely hysterical, Gareth laughs so hard he accidentally hangs up and has to call Eddie back.

The tattoo has been there for 3 months.