#IM DUING LMFAO

[persepinas]

Armand to Louis during that coffin telephone scene tbh:

[hrts4lisa]

LISA Ddu-Du Ddu-Du, 2018

[one-winged-dirty-dreams]

Im high as fucking shit HAPPY ME GONGAGA MONDAY TO ME, IM ADMITTING I WANT TO FUCK MY BEST FRIEND BUT IN LIKE A SUPER PLATONIC WAY, JUST BUDDIES WHO FUCK SOMETIMES and have rare heated makeout sessions

Seriously I don't have a shred of romantic attraction to Zack in the slightest, I just do friend things that include sleeping and cuddling in the same bed and like

Fucking

I knew this was a platonic lifestyle people live but I'm feeling it now Mr krabs

I would absolutely fuck my best friend Zack Fair

Fuck you future Adri, this is from the heart

FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND

[shanti-ashant-hai]

me: *makes a valid point during an argument*

my dad:

[eyestrain-addict]

I done did it

[abba-enthusiast]

Wer au immer s grad für nötig befunde hett, ufem gleis umezhänge und jetzt schuld isch dass de scheiss zug ned cha wiiterfahre…. Had it not been for the laws of this land I would have slaughtered you

[narutomaki]

I simply do not like vampires

[angryborzois]

istg im out here trying to live casually and then horrible heart palpitations will scare the shit out of me

[hauntedrain]

Part 2: Unexpected | Max Verstappen x Fem Reader |

✮▹A/N: I hope you enjoy and sorry for not posting sooner! also this is kinda short so sorry about that, next one should be longer.

✰▹Warnings/Notices: NOT EDITED. also dont mind the dates on the tweets, It has nothing to do with the time line of the story. Terribly sorry if it doesn't make sense.

part 1: Here! Part 3 is posted <3

Twitch stream transcript!

Y/N: Uh hey guys! we have SERIOUS things to talk about.

Lorelei: Tu-tu-du-du, Max Verstappen...

Y/N: WHOS MAX VERSTAPPEN.

Theo: Okay calm down... we can explain.

Y/N: wait. he follows me on Instagram?

Lorelei: WHAT?

Y/N: LOOK HE DOES. CHAT WTF.

Lorelei: Chat is saying he saw a clip of the YouTube video

Y/N: ohhh, that's why everything went crazy...

Theo: wait do they have the clip of it?

Y/N: please no we don't need to watch that.

Lorelei: YES WE DO.

Y/N: No, because that's EMBARRASSING. Imagine If Robert Pattison or someone saw your tiktoks.

Lorelei: that's true.

Y/N: okay that makes more sense now.

Theo: I told you that you should get into F1. If you did you wouldn't have had this happen.

Lorelei: You know.. I wish Max Verstappen followed me.

Y/N: Apparently you're not cool enough then.

Lorelei: WHAT?

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Y/N: The cat kinda looks like someone I know?

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User6: THE CAT LMFAO

↪ user7: Tbh it actually kinda looks like Max.

User8: I really hope they're talking cuz I really need to see Y/N in the paddock, worlds would collide.

↪ Y/N: I wanna drive the cars !

↪ MaxVerstappen: We could make that happen.

↪ Lorelei: IM SORRY WHAT?

↪Y/N: HAHAHA LOSER.

User9: kitty cat

User10: PLEASE SAY UR TALKING TO MAX PLEASE.

↪ user11: I mean its been a month or so at this point so yea they're probably talking.

Y/N has posted to their story!

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⭒❃.✮:▹A/N: Okay I hope you liked this and it isnt to confusing, this story is kinda hard to format, but I still hope it makes sense. Thanks for the love. Love you guys <3

[alienstagestanaccount]

Lmfao

Hay,. Thiz iz thiiz lozerz older brother, teh cooler twin(obvi, cuz im not runnng sum wierd azz ztan blog lol). I ztole her phone. Wtf haz zhe bean duing???? Actu lemmie do n inmprezzon uv her, cuz im bord nd zhe lowcey dezervez it.

HIIIiIiIiIiIiIi!!1!!!11!1 MY NOME IZ GIYR!!1!!!11! I DNT HV FERNDS ND TOCK ABUT THIZ ZTUPDI ZINGING COMPIETEION AULL DAY LONG!!1!111!1

Raate it n the comnemts. I knw it waz goud.

[persepinas]

I love Louis de Pointe du Lac.

As a depressed drunk, a confident asshole baby vampire, a depressed dusty over his asshole cheating husband Louis, a sad baby took my husband back because im over him living with his flat assed mistress Louis, but my favorite Louis?

My favorite Louis is the Louis who is literally crazy and unhinged and just as insane as Lestat and doesn’t hide it well in all the little things he does that shows it. The Louis who is more crazy in love while plotting Lestat’s murder than he’s ever been. Who tears off jaws or tells people he is about to kill to shhh or thinks about how he wants to kill Lestat but also wants to keep him as his forever too. Who screams about Lestat being dead and betrays their daughter AGAIN by refusing to burn Lestat.

I love that psychotic gorgeous man. That out of his mind man who drinks blood soup and eats cats in front of Daniel just to fuck with him and basically has sex in front of that old man too with Armand.

He’s so out of it.

Thrive, king.

I can’t wait to see how even more insane he becomes when he sees Lestat again Lmfao can he stab Lestat again and then just bang him on the floor or against a wall because it’s all I expect.

[bigdsgirl]

Love Next Door, Episode 14 thoughts

It's sunday, I have thoughts on this damn show

NO I DONT WANNA RE LIVE THIS! AND SHE IS ALL HE THINKS ABOUT?? I will combust.

a CONTEST????? WHAT???

i think Seok-ryu should work at this guy's restaurant or help at her dads!

the faith he has in her to win! i love that about each other, they are each others biggest champions!

As someone who works in public health, i freaking love that the Korean Vegetable Association held this! LETS GOOOO!!!

Mom standing there with popcorn! Girl, gimme some that bag is huge.

I hope this episode is the Dan-ho and Mo-eum show! I love my babies! <3

Tell me the truth, why in the heck are you so against this??explain?? i need to know unless i am dumb and missed it. WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO MY YEON-DU?? WHY!!!

he said i can't quit you! (southern drawl)

oh, so we are fighting her mom now? oh wtf, this is uncalled for! we do not call my girl Yeon-du pitiful!!

decrease your work load? pray tell? GETTING MARRIED????? OH LORD. i just know this is gonna get messy.

the ta-da has me rolling, seung-hyo, the comedian you are

okay the advice she is giving is actually solid..... hmm, i have reservations. okay she is apologizing i think? whew.

BESTIE TIME!! HELL YEAH!!

"why does your story have so many twists and turns?" pot meet kettle. not the SPIT TAKE!!

seung-hyo looks soooooooooooo good in that blue striped shirt. blue is your color sir!

oh yes! dan-ho and seung-hyo guy time! now tell him you love mo-eum! right now! ugh they are talking about house improvements for the community, i'll let it slide.

oh fuck yes, getting to the good bits. i love meddling and matchmaking (when it's fun) - the acting of 'surprise' this is fucking hilarious.

"Im not an entertainment reporter but that was terrible" TELL THEM!

OH MY GOD THIS KISS !! SCREAMING!! not the getting up because he cant take it. "why did you stop?" LMFAO. these two. i will die.

okay that confession was so sweet 😭😭

reconnaissance on the snack shop, i love it - omfg wait mom is there? they are staking the place out! that's right queen, know thy enemy! awh shit, it's good.

aw, he is so down. this is breaking my heart. the reality of it all.

oh yes i love this! support her to get NerTube famous 😎

not the most beautiful person comments. BYE

i s2g he better be recording this because that was fucking cute

damn it he wasn't - a crime. 😤

not the brother hitting her with the "don't fall for me" - lmfao

not her buying mom bread since she is gonna continue seeing dan-ho!! damn right!

i get she is saying its going to be a heavy load taking on a child... but jfc can we have a normal conversation about this?

everything she wants Mo-eum to have? why in the fuck can't she do that with Dan-ho? and Yeon-du? AM I MISSING SOMETHING?

huge compliments to the writer for seok-ryu's parents arc. it's so real and i really do like their marriage, especially with the flaws they have as humans. 💗and the CUT TO THEIR WEDDING PHOTO?

me when i realize it's proposal day:

will it go well? lmfao absolutely not. it's only episode 14!

bahahah everything going wrong today, oh this is gonna be good. we got shower not working, burning with the iron! oh is this perhaps a sign? SIR?

ugh the cost of trips like these -- we gotta be firm about the budget friends! <3

my boys getting drunk again! uh oh!

ooooo fancy flowers! I do love those blooms <3 oh girl is not read for this at all.

PRO TIP FOR ANYONE PROPOSING TO SOMEONE THEY LOVE: the moment of a proposal can be a surprise, but the proposal itself should not be!

the CAR ACCIDENT LMFAOOOO - i do love that hes like we can fuck off and go to the hospital.

aw bringing her to the building he designed is so cute! oh this man is trying to drop fucking HINTS.

THIS MANS WIFE IS IN LABOR? AND HES HERE? OMFG WTF.

"I still have a chance" - brother no please cut your losses now. the universe is sending hints for a REASON.

and he trips. phenomenal.

oh she's offering to pay for the cruise? I know she is gonna do the 'noble thing', but queen. take the free trip. TAKE IT. of fucking course she is gonna lash out. please stop, right now. SToP FiGhTING!

oh fantastic lol, right when seok-ryu and seung-hyo's relationship is going up, their parents start fighting.

literally sobbing over the comment. fuck man that is so sweet.

i love seok-ryu's heart and desire for cooking and making videos. gosh its beautiful.

wait what the fuck im dying the proposal is actually sweet. andshe is gonna say..... no.... oh a fancy bracelet?? WHAT?

"I can't marry you" wait why can't? ma'am! but also sir did need to come down from reality.

"REJECTED SAYS WHO?" ME BITCH LOL.

I love how sad his voice when he said Dan-ho's name. besties 4ever!

alright Dan-ho, it's your time to give advice. knock him down a peg, he needs it. damn it, no Dan-ho don't do the hungry bit. you dumb dumb.

now the men are meddling, this is fucking everything to me. i love this friendship.

my little FAMILY WALKING TOGETHER!!! gosh i love the three of them. oh the flashback for the shoe laces, aw <3

i am going to combust, my gif queens someone please do the scene of the three of them walking <3

oh that god she got over it! yay! family dinner!

the way he slinks in to the snack shop LMFAO

lol the way they are both so PEEVED!!! HAHAH "this is betrayal!"

my man is drunk again at the stand and she is calling him out for it!! i like this stand owner!

we back at the bench. where he said his parents dont think of him. and now we are here due to the rejection! oh goodie!

well at least we are asking directly. because i want to know too!

NOT THE COOKING ROMANCE REFERENCES!

"you are my sesame oil" this lil drunkard

the housing references now omg ow.....

"why do you think we would live long lives" -> awe fuck girl, not because you are scared about getting sick again!!! wtf!!!

"Life is finite and death is inevitable" thanks seung-hyo, i already cried today

"there is one thing I can tell you for certain. I want to spend my life with you" alright okay these people

OH THANK GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! <3

the "one hundred years, ten years, one day, it has to be with you"

OH FUCK SHIT THEY ARE FOUND OUT aJGLDFAGKJADFG

the thunderclap BAHAHAH

oh we in it now friends

LOL it's gonna get feisty. But I must know now, will Mo-eum go to Antarctica??? HELLO?? I'll wait, it's fine.

[velvetvexations]

youve talked abt this before i believe, and i dont want to come across as patronizing and if it sounds that way please don't take it to heart and feel free to ignore/shut it down

i think queer discourse has an addictive quality in the way that anger is addicting. i struggle with anger issues myself and this was something that was and still is really hard for me to balance. how much of my engagement in queer theory is actually in the theory vs how much of it is getting into arguments that are bad faith from the beginning with people who do not respect [insert discourse topic du jour here] as real theory or real people to begin with.

and that like. drags you fucking down, you know? i get anxious, all the time, and my partner has to be like "you need to take a break" for it to hit that im developing an unhealthy relationship with theory on tumblr, specifically. and that's even with me ACTIVELY AVOIDING tags related to t/ransandrophobia and exclusively engaging w it via people whos opinions i respect directly. it's way harder when you actively trawl those tags.

what im getting at is that to other people that trawl those tags the same way, the aforementioned Bad Faith Argument Havers, when they see you there frequently you get a reputation as someone who is looking for fights to get into. which is kinda shitty tbh on their end to then be like "i know who you are" all judgemental and shit when they at the Very Least also follow people that actively stir up shit in the tags on purpose. which isnt really what you do, you respond in kind, i think? or thats my perception of it, at least.

i guess tldr it may be good to check in w people who care about u every so often who can help pull you back when it's taking a serious hit to your health -- maybe you already have measures in place its not like i would know lol. but the people that have u preemptively blocked likely just dont want to see those arguments all the time (in which case they should unfollow the people Starting those arguments lmfao but what do i know)... i dont think its indicative that youre a Bad Person or whatever, its just a symptom of The Wretched Disk Horse

Thank you. <3 It just struck me as weird since they seem to have the same opinions about me on those subjects, I was going to reblog posts about them, so I just got really curious about what might have prompted it from two different people who seem to otherwise be on my side in the Discourse Trenches. It really could be something totally unrelated.

But earlier today I did get just a little self-conscious and start worrying about the way I talk or engage with things, that I was doing it in a way that annoys people or something, and I had a small narc crash over it. But that happens every other day, so no big deal there really. I'm definitely making way too big a deal about it either way. I'm just going to assume they disagree with my acerbic opinion of the Buu Saga and forget about it lol.

[my0vershareworld]

𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕒𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕙𝕒𝕦𝕟𝕥 𝕙𝕚𝕞

Pairing: Cang Du x GN!Human reader

Genre: Fluff, Headcanons

CW: None maybe child idfk lmfao.

requested by @sahara-solaris-solace: Can u make a small short story how Cang Du survived and years later have a little daughter

A/N: so sorry for keeping ya waiting- school been rlly busy for my side but now im finally getting break for a month so YAY!!

he don't know how he survived that misfortune but he did

he also cannot continue on fighting knowing damn well he can't be caught by Haschlwalth again..so now he just have to escape. seeing the corpse of the person that was executed right besides him with oil on the ground.. he didn't care. all he lost was an arm and a bunch of blood

he escaped to the world of the living and he could only wish for the best. he wanted to be executed by the hands of his majesty's but you know how it goes..Haschwalth never gives what anyone wanted

as he stayed within the world of the living watching and gaze as the world crumbles. he was waiting for the time for all of this to end until everything stop. no more shakes yet no more danger could be countered as he just..seems shock about all of this. did he not die? he asked himself.

he didn't. he survived all of this somehow someway. pfft, maybe Haschwalth was really wrong after all. fortune is always on his side..more on his side anyways

and now he have to continue living on with his life within the world of where humans live

ten years have passes by and he have gain a daughter

he treated his daughter like the best in the world. his daughter gave him something to smile about in his life despite of what happened ten years ago..

obviously he still haven't gotten over Haschwalth almost killing him, that time was traumatizing really. but he can't do anything about it now except be mad about it. he can't even find his grave and just started cussing at him and stomp on it disrespectfully..because his body was just not found

maybe that's a worse treatment anyways

he was now living happily with a lover that loves him and he trusted for them to not betray him

he also have a reason to smile about which is his daughter. his daughter was a kind soul..surely better than what he once was..a cruel murderer that terrorized the Seireitei years ago over some petty war that he couldn't even bare to think about for a minute

he regret everything. yet he doesn't wish to die anymore, no, not when he have a person that cares and loves him and he do the same back

he don't want to see them cry

[f3mcelbambi]

LMFAO SHE JUSTVASKED IIF ITS FUNNY AND IM LKKE DUING

[tallskinnyvanillalatte]

Hallo :)

ich hab gesehen, dass du soko leipzig schaust. kannst du vielleicht irgendwelche folgen empfehlen, die sich besonders um moritz drehen bzw. wo er gyte szenen hat?

Kleiner Disclaimer vorab - ich tendiere bei sowas gerne dazu, irgendwas zu vergessen ^^ Ich hab gefühlt 90% der Folgen wieder vergessen, aber ich hoffe mal, dass ich mich mit den Inhaltsangaben zumindest an die guten Folgen erinnern kann. Zwei hab ich jedenfalls direkt im Kopf :)

Seinen ersten Auftritt hat er in Folge 22x08 & 22x09 Das ewige Leben. Da wird er neu vorgestellt und dementsprechend dreht sich viel um ihn. Ich weiß aber noch, dass er mir damals gar nicht so gut gefallen hat, aber das hat nichts zu heißen.

Die Doppelfolge 22x18 / 22x19 Mutprobe spricht in der Inhaltsangabe viel von Moritz, von wegen es geht um seine Vorgeschichte und ob man ihm vertrauen kann oder ob er heimlich das Team ausspioniert. Ich weiß nicht mehr, wie mir die Folge gefallen hat, aber definitiv auch etwas mehr Moritz-lastig.

In Folge 23x03 Schlüssel zur Wahrheit kommt Moritz' Bruder vor.

Folge 23x05 'Jesus lebt' ist dann endlich mal eine Folge, die ich wirklich aufrichtig empfehlen kann lmfao. Ich hab mich so köstlich amüsiert während der Folge und Moritz hat ein paar tolle Szenen. Vor allem die Dynamik mit Dagmar Schnee ist GOLD. Die beiden haben wir erst einmal zusammen gesehen, aber das war so gut, dass ich hoffe, dass sie in der nächsten Folge dort weitermachen, wo sie hier aufgehört haben. Also dass sie diese Dynamik weiterentwickeln und dieses 'bickering' nicht komplett ignorieren.

Folge 23x13 'Blinde Flecken' ist die zweite Folge, die ich im Kopf hatte. Ich glaube jedenfalls, dass es diese Folge war (kurz nachgeschaut - ja). Da bezeichnet ein Kerl die Ermittlungsmethoden von Moritz und Kim als "Nazi-Methoden" und Moritz reagiert da ziemlich cool drauf und weist ihn in seine Schranken :').

In meinen Tags hab ich aber noch eine Folge gefunden, wo ich ein paar Sprüche auf meinem Blog zitiert hatte. Das müsste 23x09 'Der rote Punkt' gewesen sein. Zumindest passt das zeitlich.

Edit: Noch ein zeitlicher Disclaimer, weil ich das erst über die Kommentare in den Notes gemerkt habe: Ich habe die Doppelfolge 'Family Business' noch nicht gesehen, aber da geht es wohl etwas um seine Sexualität?