#IM CRYINH

[acecase0]

The most unrealistic part about humans in space is that the average human knows why their body reacts the way it does.

Dont get me wrong, i love how they explain things that shock an alien, but most humans, atleast americans, do not know what happens to make their foot fall asleep.

They know that if you keep it in one place too long it will, but not that if you sit on it too long the nerves get compressed and cuts off from your brain for a couple minutes.

Of course if you went through a program that required you to know things about humans that could be potentially dangerous to other life forms then you may know things, but after a couple years or so when there isn’t a requirement to do that because of trade with other species, i like to think that something like this happens.

Human: *sitting in a chair with one leg over the other, listening to their xorgog friend talk*

Xorgog: -and so I never got to eat my special tsu’le cake. Oh look at the time, I better head to my pod.

Human: Oh dang, lemme walk you out then bud! *goes to stand up only to fall back in the chair* Agh! Dammit!

Xorgog: *worried* What! What happened?

Human: *waving him off* it’s fine, my foot just fell asleep. Just give me a second and i can get up.

Xorgog: *confused af* what do you mean ‘fell asleep’? I thought you were one organism, not multiple?

Human: Oh, well when humans have their limbs in one place too long, when you go to move it gets numb.

Xorgog: *horrified* How?!

Human: *shrugs as he shakes his leg* I dunno man! It’s fine though, i just gotta shake it to wake up and it’ll have a tingly feeling, which hurts like a bitch, then it’ll be back to normal. No biggie.

Xorgog: ….humans are weirdly terrifying.

Human: *shrug* whatever you say man.

[keelifallen]

[m4rs-ex3]

this is the face of a boy who just realized he cannot go a single nother day without her

and this is the face of a boy who is ready for that

[astarionancuntnin]

i just finished baldur's gate for the first time, and in the epilogue theres a chest with letters from people you helped throughout the adventure. most are adressed to you, but the one from the Gur is for Astarion

i.................... need to lay dow n

[moltage]

i get her.

[imisskimiraikkonen]

do i look like him?

[sugarcoatedtooth]

A story about betrayal :(

I love their friendship sm plis get back together 🙏🙏🥲

[jaikoyaki]

Posting a cute lil hanni one shot next week !!

[michaelqueerler]

I will never get over how hoppers s3 speech is litterally about byler

"But I know you're getting older. Growing. Changing."

^ him hugging his mom when he loses will

[smoughenthusias]

gulps

[imlittlestressed]

Nooo, don't do this to me, the game about middle-aged disco policeman gays 🥺 Don't make me cry!!!

[soalov8]

merry nardmas. my magnum opus...

[cokowiii]

Turtles: SHredeR wE GON FUCK YOU UP

Shredder:

[scarletardor]

“why dont you make lads fanart”

[boo-xys]

My headcanon is just that Cross chose Nightmare over Dream and met Killer. Killer tries to be his friend after seeing how cool Cross really is (he was jealous at first since Cross rose high up the ranks after just joining) and after a while, he gets saved by Cross during an attack from Swap and falls in love <3.

I picture Killer's confession like they're on a rooftop of some au and fireworks set off and he just confesses and well Cross accepts like shshjfuddvsh 😭‼️