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3xm-draconic · 2 years ago

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JOJO'S BIZARRE LITTLE ADVENTURES. Chapter 19: Better, Faster, Stronger.

I apologize for the long ass wait, life kicked me in the dick and my writing suffered. BUT i hope yall will enjoy the return of Mirtillo and the villain apartment!

ps: things in this fanfiction have been inspired by real life, like the many jobs i've had.

pleas enjoy!

Chapter 19: Better, Faster, Stronger.

A few weeks later…

Mitillo’s recovery had been a rough one, getting her to walk again required physical therapy which was hard to do when she was so small. Karz being an ultimate being shrunk himself down to the size of a barbie doll in order to help Mirtillo with relearning how to walk and Doppio had made a way for her to use hydrotherapy by putting some tea towels at the bottom of a casserole dish to give her feet some traction and then filling it up halfway with warm water.

Of course physical therapy wasn't the only thing that would help her, adequate nutrition was at play too and everyone chipped in on making meals that would help her in physical therapy and to avoid muscle atrophy. Things like protein, omega-3 fatty acids, vitamins A, C and E as well as plenty of fluids and electrolytes. The hard part wasn’t in making the meals but in making them small enough for her to eat, one whole small shrimp was the size of a 20 lbs lobster compared to her.

But beside all the resizing recipes and holding onto her tiny shaking hands there was another stressful thing the villain house worried about…her immune system. Being so little and fragile Mirtillo’s insides were as delicate as her outsides, meaning they had to not only be physically gentle with her but also cautious about bringing in any harmful bacteria or viruses.

It did not help that the flu season had started…

“She did great this morning, she ate 6 milligrams of egg and porridge and nearly 3 milligrams of orange juice, that’s 1 whole milligram more than yesterday” Diavolo said with a smile, he had been painstakingly measuring and planning meals for her for days.

DIO gave him a sly smile “well color me surprised”, Diavolo glared at him as he put away the leftovers “what the hell are you on about?”, DIO grinned cheekily “a few weeks ago you wanted to throw her out a window like an empty soda can, now you are nursing her back to good health and acting like a doting father” he snickered playfully.

Diavolo rolled his eyes “look jackass pip squeak saved my ass, the little twerp risked her own skin for mine. Not even my elite unit of bodyguards would do that for me, especially if it was saving me from Chiccolata, without expecting a fat paycheck in return. I will admit that Squeakers has a lot more resolve and pluck than I gave her credit for”.

DIO snorted “Squeakers?”, Diavolo shrugged “everybody gave her a nickname, I didn't but now I want to, so mine is Squeakers”, DIO erupted into a fit of bellowing laughter, “oh shut the fuck up!” Diavolo hissed.

Meanwhile Mirtillo was peacefully soaking away her aches and pains with a warm shallow swim in one of doppio’s bigger teacups, Karz was keeping an eye on her incase she needed help getting out.

“How are you feeling, little mouse?” Karz said as he brought in some fresh clothes for her to change into when she was ready to get out of her bathing suit, “...my back and legs still hurt and I’am barely able to move my right arm” she replied angrily. “Would you feel a little better if I told you a joke?” Karz said to her smirking, Mirtillo gave him a tired smile “shure”.

“A mother and her young son are eating oatmeal at the table one morning, the woman’s son has not said a word to her in years, the young boy suddenly turns to his mother and says the oatmeal tastes horrible, the woman is stunned and said “all these years and you haven't said a word?”, the boy looks to his mother “well until now the oatmeal has been pretty good” he replies”.

Mirtillo giggled and that made Karz smile “little mouse I have noticed you have become more and more frustrated and angry of late, is there something you would like to talk about?”, Mirtillo splashed her tail into the water grumpily “..I…I’am mad at myself” she hissed, “why little mouse?”, She looked at Karz dead in his deep magenta eyes “I’am mad at myself because I almost failed to save Mr Diavolo and nearly got digested…I hate how…how…how weak I am, I don’t want to be weak and helpless anymore, I HATE IT!” she screamed and frustratedly splashed the water with her little fists.

Karz sighed “you are still very young little mouse, you have a lot of growing to do”, “BUT I HATE THIS!” she screamed back “I want to be like you, I want to be strong like you and Mr Esidisi, Wammu and Santanna, I wanna know how to fight back and not be pushed around my whole life!” Mirtillo squeaked angrily.

Karz took a deep breath “I know little mouse, I know you admire and desire to have raw strength such as mine but you half to get better first, once you have healed and learned to walk again I promise you I will train you to be strong like a pillarman little mouse” he sighed as he held out his hand for her to climb onto and help her out of the teacup, “thank you Mr Karz” she chirped.

Pucci, Kira and Doppio returned to the apartment absolutely burnt-out and exhausted, they barely greeted the others before quickly shambling into their rooms to relax.

Kira kicked his shoes off and just flopped onto his mattress, his back and feet hurt like hell from standing and walking all day.

Working at the Kame Yu department stores wasn't all a cozy desk job in the back of the store, NO, sometimes Kira would half to go out to the front and stock shelves, clean the store, help customers and worst of it all… run the cash register. If anyone says retail jobs are easy they have either never worked retail or are just straight lying.

Today he had encountered a universally hated and legendary creature at the store, he remembers people (mostly from reddit) call them…Karens. Kira had just finished stocking several heavy boxes of crockpots when this middle-aged cow in spandex pants a size way too small came up to him and yelled in his face to tell her where all the ps5’s are.

Sadly they had just run out, stupid Jousuke Hagaskita had taken the last one. The land whale then proceed to yell-spit into Kira’s face about how stupid he was for not saving one for her because she was a long time customer, she grabbed his slender wrist with her repulsive hands (which almost made him vomit) and dragged him around the store like a neanderthal, Kira had summoned the patience of a FUCKING MOUTAIN inorder to not just bitez-ze-dusto her ass into oblivion.

Thankfully his manager, Eral, had descended like a guardian angel to his aid and helped deal with the enraged hippo in tacky make up and bird's nest hairdo.

“Hey Kira, dinner’s almost ready……well you look like shit, what happened to you today?” Diego said as he noticed the dark took in Kira’s eyes, “Diego…NEVER. WORK. RETAIL. EVER!” he snarled, Killer Queen began to hiss and growl irritably behind him, clawing up the headboard of his bed. Diego just looked at him and shrugged “ok…dinner is karaage and mega-cheesy nachos do you want any?”, Kira layed back down and breathed heavily out his nose “...yes…I’ll be out later”.

Everyone ate dinner while watching the new Addams Family show Wednesday by Tim Burton on netflix, Mirtillo ate ravenously managing to consume an entire black olive slice, “I hear work sucked today Kira” Valentine said as he handed a loaded plate of chips smothered in cheese and olives with a side of fresh hot karaage chicken, he also handed him an ice-cold can of beer.

“Word travels fast” Kira groaned as he sank into the couch between Doppio and Diavolo, “my day sucked too, I was stuck working on a 200 complexly decorated cupcake order all by myself today because the newbie got a concussion after accidentally smacking themselves in the face with the big oven door” Doppio bemoaned.

“I didn’t have a great day either” Pucci huffed “I had to kick a person out of the library for inappropriately using the computers”, “...did…did you catch someone looking up porn on the public library computers?” Diavolo chuckled, Pucci nodded sadly, “that is just nasty” Valentine shuttered.

Mirtillo looked at them with curiosity “um…what’s porn?”, immediately all of them shouted over DIO before he could even utter a single word “WE WILL TELL YOU WHEN YOU ARE OLDER!”

After dinner Valentine, Diego and Diavolo stayed up to wash dishes while DIO and Karz cleaned up the living room. “I hate to mention this but we are 3 days late on rent” Valentine sighed, “great, we have almost zero cash saved and poor Kira, Doppio and Pucci are working themselves to death” Diavolo groaned.

Diavolo turned to the others and said something they never thought they’d hear “I’am getting a job”, shocked silence filled the kitchen to only be broken by DIO and Karz laughing, “I’am sirius, I got a job application for a sephora in Moriho’s new mall today”, the silence resumed.

“Well I’ll be damned” Valentine laughed “we’ll if you are getting a job then I’am getting a job, figured I’d make some rent money too”, “I actually got a job today, I’am working for a food delivery service, nothing is faster or cooler than a raptor delivering pizza” Diego chuckled. Karz sighed “well…I suppose I’ll also find a way to help make rent, I could always do live modeling for the art college, they pay santana 60$ an hour for that”, DIO’s eyes widened “60$ AN HOUR!?, hell where is this place? I, DIO would make a perfect model!”

When chores were finished the rest of the villains headed off to bed, Valentine checked on Mirtillo in her jewelry box bed and found her to be still awake, “what’s wrong my little dust bunny?”, “I can’t sleep…everything hurts” Mirtillo whimpered, Valentine when back into the kitchen and made a cup of chamomile tea, he poured some into a bottle cap and gave it to her, as she drank Valentine fished around in his dresser drawer for a hand warmer packet, “ah!, here you go dust bunny, this should help”.

Mirtillo placed the packet behind her to ease her back ache, “thank you Mr Valentine, good night” she squeaked, “good night, sleep well little dust bunny”. Mirtillo snuggled into her blanket and held her little plush…blue and pink rabbit-thing, “...I will be stronger, I..I will not let this world push me around. I may not have been able to save mama and papa but I WILL protect my new…family” she whispered to her stuffy-toy “this is a promise I will keep or so help me god…”

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03jyh23 · 3 months ago

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│hi my lovely people!!! i'm not even sure if you guys still remember me since my hiatus lasted longer than i expected, but summer vacation is nearly coming to an end for me, and that means i'll be more active. a few days ago, for the first time in a long while, i opened my laptop and wrote a short drabble, and it ignited something in me.

i'm happy to be back in a place where i find writing joyful. i'm happy that, once again, it helps me with my emotions rather than complicating them.

during the time i took off, i created many beautiful memories and did things my heart had longed for. i went to a 6-day music festival and spent 7 nights in a tent—something i’d never done before! then, i spent a lot of time with a friend who lives in another country but came back for a holiday, my brother got married, and i visited my mom and grandma with my best friend. so i got the break i needed. and my aniteez merch arrived!!!

as usual, you can expect some angst soon, along with the promised enamored smut version! while finding our way back will remain on hold, i hope you'll stick around for some drabbles and new parts of goes to waste series. but don’t worry, jongho and nari will have their story written and completed. i promise.

i wanted to personally thank my lovely mutuals, @freyaphoria, for messaging me and making me feel needed and special. thank you for reaching out—it truly helped me overcome my internal block. and of course, my lovely JJ aka @justsomekpopstuff, seeing your sweet inboxes and mentions in tag games made me feel like there’s still someone remembering me and waiting for me on here. and @vcutparis, for loving 2 soon so much that it inspired me to start writing another hongjoong angst (the drabble i mentioned before) ♡

i’m really excited to be back and share more stories with all of you. thank you so much for your love and support, it truly means the world to me. i hope you’ll enjoy what’s coming next!

love you, mon! ♡

(some of my favorite sky pictures i took)

#{mon talks 🌤️}#will i ever use tags properly??#i keep creating new and forgetting about them right after lol #i need to be more organised istg #but hey! iam back and ready to post angst #personal

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