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[un-pearable]

HE KNOWS. PENDERS

[sloaaaa]

i enjoy toxic yuri mafuena as much as the next person but sometimes i wish people would focus more on how ena takes care of mafuyu. like when ena held her hand in one of the guiding a list child card stories. or when she was telling mafuyu to move when the light turned green in that one area conversation. they complement each other in so many different ways that's so fucking good and idk how to put it into words and i want to explode

[practicedvmm13fullofpotatoes]

Suddenly got motivated to do the Johnny fic and I am currently sobbing over what my brain decided to write

(sorry about the font, it was somehow easier to read than the default font?? somehow??)

What possessed me to write this

Help

[ayumiilmao]

ART JUMPSCARE 😨😨 i saw her and just had to draw her ..

[critterishere]

i need to stop thinking bout the penis🚂

[fagdykebassboy]

goin through it

[thematicparallel]

you know, the funniest thing is that luke arnold isn't alone in this. steinberg & levine are also chasing the high by creating another tv show called The Old Man (2022-present), which is basically kneaded with the same dialogue pulled from the same sourdough starter as black sails. example lines from the first episode of the recently released (ongoing) second season:

"he was a hero, once, to our fathers. to my friends, we only knew [him] as the monster that lurks at the dark end of the valley, an angry old man best avoided."

&&

"we're going to tell her nothing. she will come from nowhere. in this place, that is the dream, is it not? to build a future without regard to a past."

hey remember when luke arnold of black sails john silver fame wrote a book series (actually ongoing) that's basically an interpretation of the themes from black sails. the shame the monsters the Betrayal. then he made the protagonist this loser man who is dog-motif'ed to hell (the name's Fetch. it gets worse from there) & his main driving forces are his two most beloved people, both of whom are versions of madi and flint. who also coincidentally are described to look like his previous co-stars zethu dlomo-mphahlele & toby stephens. anyway. fetch phillips book 4 titled whisper in the wind out in april 2025

[pomefioredove]

if its ok can i request a overblot boys and ruggie and kamil with a reader that just forgets to eat? like they can go the whole day without eating then suddenly they just get dizzy cause they haven't eaten and when they get asked why they passed out/not ate they're like "lol yeah i forgot to eat my bad gang🧍🏻" they're just so nonchalant and act like its whatever😭its ok if not if this makes you uncomfortable!! Love your blog pookie and make sure YOU eat properly💥💥

ahh... just like me fr. this ask actually reminded me to eat, thank you!

summary: reader who forgets to eat type of post: headcanons characters: riddle, leona, ruggie, azul, jamil, kalim, vil, idia, malleus additional info: romantic or platonic, reader is gender neutral, reader is yuu, mentions of food and not eating!

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Riddle is also guilty of this

it's not that he's neglectful, it's just that...

...well... he's a little neglectful

it's usually Trey who has to remind him to take breaks from studying

none of that will stop him from scolding you, though

"What were you thinking, going a whole day without a meal? It's no wonder you're always so tired!"

expect lots of snacks from him after he's done berating you

he sends someone every day to make sure you've had something

(both a blessing and a curse)

you'll be in your room then suddenly Che'nya is there asking if you had lunch yet

and if not, you'll be recieving an invitation to Heartslabyul for tea

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Leona can't be bothered to ask why you're always so... out of it

he just assumes that's your personality

he even teases you for it, once or twice

then Jack offhandedly mentions that you rarely eat until dinner, and he gets all... worried

Ugh

suddenly, his room is always stocked with your favorite snacks from Sam's

what? no, they're not for you. he's just taken a liking to 'em. but you're welcome to have some if you'd like

his act is unconvincing

"What? Stop looking at me like that. I'm not some sap. I'm just making sure you don't go passing out on me,"

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Ruggie is worried that Crowley's cut your food rations

he'd been mooching off of you for a few months now, after all

plus, he knows what it's like to go hungry

of course, he doesn't outright ask. he doesn't want to embarrass you or anything

he just... casually offers to split meals and comes over once a week with half of his forage greens

"What, this? Nah, I just had extra. What, you're complaining about free food? Shishishi,"

you repay the gesture by making him a few meals, and it becomes a little tradition between the two of you

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why, oh why, does Azul have to care about you so much?

he's become familiar that exact look on your face; distant, dizzy, disoriented...

and he's caught himself mid-scold far too many times

"Have you no sense of self-preservation? You can't keep relying on others to care for you; you'll only be taken advantage of,"

...and, of course, he's the poor soul who cares for you

he convinces himself that verbal reminders cost nothing

then he starts sending the tweels to make sure you've eaten

and then he insists you drop by the Mostro Lounge at least once a day

it's not that he's giving you his time and energy for free

he's just making an investment in you!

that's it. NOTHING ELSE! (<- lies)

(cue tweels giggling in the background)

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poor Jamil

first Kalim, and now he has you to worry about, too?

of course; he has no obligation to help. that's what he tells himself

nothing will happen if he just ignores you

...except that sinking feeling in his stomach

Sevens, help him...

he starts letting you help around the kitchen

just... tidying up, doing the dishes, etc

and if you happen to want a bite of what he's cooking? ohoho, who is he to deny you the chance to test for poison?

(feigns to mention that these dishes have already been tasted)

"Good? Why, I'm flattered. You're welcome to help any time- how about tomorrow?"

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Kalim will never pass a chance to host

you offhandedly mention that you forget to eat sometimes? just come over for breakfast!

and lunch

and dinner!

and you'll stay for dessert, too, won't you?

he's nothing if not gracious, and he has a penchant for taking care of others

he likes feeling useful, after all

just be ready to give him your full thoughts and feelings on every dish; he's already making a mental list of your favorites to serve every time you come over

"Hungry? No problem! We have all your faves waiting for you. What music do you want to listen to while we eat?"

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you know that Vil loves you, right?

so, so much?

good. because that love makes him want to shake you

of all the stupid things...

it's no use trying to hide it from him; you could look and act completely normal and he'd still see right through you

he can just tell

he has to restrain himself from threatening Crowley into letting you stay at Pomefiore so he can care for you

Vil believes you're capable, after all. you just need a little push

"I've set a daily reminder and stocked your kitchen. Remember that some food is better than none. If you need me for anything, I'll see to it as soon as possible,"

you can expect Epel and Rook to ask if you've eaten, on his behalf, every time you run into each other

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Idia sets like, 30 reminders in your phone

he knows as well as you do that three measly alarms won't be enough

...he, too, is guilty of forgetting to eat

he probably makes you a custom alarm sound and everything

a little pavlovian conditioning never hurt anyone, right? it's basically no different than training an AI

...or something like that

will send Ortho over to check your vitals every once in a while

"it's NBD. can't have u losing all your lives on me. who would tolerate me then?"

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thank your lucky stars it's Malleus who notices your drowsiness first and not Lilia

Malleus, at least, will find you something edible to eat

he's trying to keep you alive, after all

he's very sweet and gentle about it

soft little reminders, nudges to keep you awake... he will up and leave a dorm meeting if he realizes he doesn't know if you'd had anything yet today

Malleus is very conscious about human mortality, and is very... delicate about it

he's just a little overprotective, that's all

it mostly comes to sharing little treats together every now and then. it feels less awkward when you're together, after all

"There is no need to thank me. I'm simply happy to spend my time with you,"

[iamnotmereally]

i love AUs. Put those guys in situations <3

[starkwlkr]

barbenheimer | cillian murphy

this was supposed to be posted on friday which was the release date for both movies but i was in mexico and i had no signal 😭 also i will always be a whore for cillian murphy 🫶🏼🫶🏼 he’s literally the reason i watched a quiet place 2 twice sooooo

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barbiethemovie TEASER TRAILER OUT NOW!

y/nmymother this is going to heal my depression

murphyfam y/n and cillian having their movies come out on the same day is so iconic of them

pascalismybf clearing my schedule just for them on july 21st

violetdelights y/n: 💕💖🌸💓💝🌷🎀🩰 cillian: 🖤⚫️💣🔪🧍🏻🔥💥🧨

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y/nl/nmurphy has added to their story

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y/nl/nmurphy cillian and I spending today with the birthday boy instead of working. happy birthday, my sweet boy!!

barbiethemovie he’s more than kenough! happy birthday, alexander!

florencepugh what a legend! auntie flo sends so much love to the birthday boy❤️

tomhardy my godson is looking great! love you alex!

extratv barbenheimer day? no, it’s alexander murphy day!

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[sloaaaa]

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[jeyneofpoole]

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❄️ alivegirl

i made friends with ONE guy and the worlds worst boyband fucking ATE him whatever fuck this fuck you i’m out of here 🛷🚶‍♀️

🍀 capt-crozier

COME BACK

🧥 chazdeswoah

COME BAKC

🐻‍❄️ tuunbaq

COME BACK

🥫 goldnerco

oh my god you guys i just got a new commission from the ADMIRALTY??? everybody go give them some love for supporting a small business 🥹

🔪 hickey-ec

this is a CALLOUT POST for the vicious BITCH william GIBSON he has been SLANDERING me to COMMAND and i will not HAVE IT my list of grievances is as FOLLOWS:

gangles around menacingly like a malevolent spider. TOO TALL.

ratted on my being a DEVIOUS SEDUCER to the WORST lieutenant FUCK you.

BOTTOM. he’s laying absolute PIPE too it’s not FAIR.

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✝️ johnjirving

does anybody hear that behind those crates

✝️ johnjirving

hold up i’ll go check one second

✝️ johnjirving

OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 HALLOWED BE THY NAME 🧎🧎🧎 THY KINGDOM COME 🛐🛐🛐🛐 THY WILL BE DONE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 ON EARTH 🌎🌎🌎 AS IT IS IN HEAVEN 👼👼👼👼👼👼 AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN

👤 jorrington-deactivated18460101

FUCK 🪦

👤 jartnell-deactivated18460104

FUCK 🪦

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FUCK 🪦

🧤 jopped

the stewards on this fucking app are pitiful what do you mean you don’t offer to wipe the sweat from your captain’s staunch unyielding brow or bite loose threads off of his coat with your sweet red mouth you people are putting our profession to shame.

🐀 mrshickey

oh my GOD fuck off

📚 jbridgebooks

thomas i don’t think this is about the art of stewardship anymore… if you have questions about anything come find me. and i mean anything.

🧍🏼‍♂️ edmund-hoar

hi i’m here too

🍀 capt-crozier

hey girl is that a congreve rocket in your trunk or are you just happy to see me?

👗 girl-fitzgirl

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🐻‍❄️ tuunbaq

fucking OWWWWWW what the HELL come ON guys

🪖 the-other-other-henry

🌬️🌬️🌬️ FUCK 🌬️🌬️🌬️🌬️ MY SOUL 🌬️🌬️🌬️

🎖️ solomanofwar

whbaattyg thhe hhelllllll

[ozzgin]

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[kosmickal]

I’m not done fleshing him out, but I’ll give a few info about him.

• Name: Nephele Sans

• Birthday: June 15th

• Height: 5’2

• Age: In his 30s

• He’s an outcode

• His au is called Stratustale (I’m still working on that)

• Nephele wears a hoodless jacket, so the clouds around his neck and wrist aren’t part of the jacket, it’s part of him.

• He changes different tones depending on his emotions. Basically, when he’s feeling positive emotions he gets lighter and with negative emotions he gets darker. In some cases, when he’s experiencing strong positive or negative emotions, a few things happen. With positive, rainbows start to appear and with negative rain or lightning start to appear. I drew this to give a better idea of what I mean.🧍🏾‍♀️💥

That’s all I have for now. I’m not sure if these info will change, so far I’m okay with them, but I’ll let you know if I make some changes. 😶

[divinit3a]

For the ask game 💕

💕 Time for a shout-out! What are some of your fav AUs from other creators in the fandom? ⭑ dca au ask game

^-^ ....OK! I shall set down all the cakes on the table for a full buffet! Get your forks & knives out! 🍽️🍽️🍽️

please don't hesitate to let me know if you'd prefer not to be @'d in the future, or to be removed from this post u_u <3 I totally respect folk's preferences!

✨ lets go! ⭑⭑⭑ ⭑⭑⭑ ⭑⭑⭑

@muzzlemouths Dead Mall Dare / DfTR AU(s) Dead Mall Dare was one of the first AUs I read (like, literally. 1-2 months ago!) & I went woooaaah they are fun removed from original context. Isn't that so neat ?? This isn't a rabbithole to fall in, tho. u_u No wayyy guys c'mon ... /j Likewise, DfTR is a treat to watch unfold & see people squirm ^-^

@r0b0-wannabe Botanical Garden AU (or just any of your stories, but I'm.. sticking to the law...s... ) Hi, I stayed up to 2-3am drawing ur boys bc Im normal about this AU & how endearing it is... obviously... (💚) I love your writing style & characterizations. Maybe this is silly, but, I also enjoy learning about plantcare, too :3

@sinister-sincerely 2nd Choice AU Oh, you are so evil. The username matches. (A COMPLIMENT!! Hehe.) Oh, you write drama, angst/no comfort, hurting/damaged characters making awful choices so well. It was wild doing a double-take to realize YOU! are the WRITER for 2nd choice!! Some day, I will get u. For now, run 💜🔪

@wyervan Human!Slasher AU :D Yay! Both the OG/Main storyline are wonderful. I find the community version very endearing as an AU-within-an-AU. (love that!) As someone who used to run RP groups (on god!) it fills my heart with joy to see people filling out a world with so much life. Your art style is delightfully grungy ^-^/

@pluck-heartstrings - Pluck My Heartstrings AU Ohhh. I am weak to fairytale/renfaire vibes, as well as the more classic harlequin jester aesthetic u_u<3 Plus, the Vocalist/Princess is just so dang compelling, too. Your design sense is impeccable.

@moon-buggg Haunted House & Mad Scientist AUs They are both so neat & I can't wait to learn more!! The Haunted House AU designs live in my head rent free along with the comics :3

@zenkaiankoku Broken but Better AU Lovely, torn-up designs! Yay, mechanical horror! Yay, angst!! And a delightful remix of their personalities, too <3

@authormeat Alienware AU ^-^ I am instantly delighted by the weird guy freak energy & that the yn IS an alien/monster. Thats all I want & more. I also love ur designs for other AUs

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And...And... Not.. AU specific, but 🏏💥BAM , BAM 💥🏏 LOVELY FOLKS!!!!!!

🍲 <{ @soupdweller THERE IS NO ESCAPE ok but fr.. I appreciate ya, homie :3 you are a joy to chat with!! beautiful art!! evil mind!! delicious soups. i cant wait for whatever u cook up ^-^ 🐤 <{ @luckyyyduckyyy I WILL READ UR AU STORIES!! RUN & HIDE!!! you are the goofiest goober in the wild west, by goodness. i love ur energy and the gorgeous designs u create!! 🐛 <{ @chickenchirps27 ACK I COULD STARE AT UR ART FOREVER! I'll have to start volleying over illustrators I think ya might enjoy... u are so sweet & funny!! 🐐 <{ @lurking-loaf YOU ARE SO KIND! Seriously, I appreciate the fun craft projects you recommended -& your words of support :') 🔮 <{ @anis-sketches :D HI! Happy to throw recs your way. Also, your art is adorable!! 🌿 <{ @craykaycee HI TO U TOO!! the tags u leave always make me smile, and i appreciate u stopping by to say hi... :3 & MANYMANY MORE BUT I NEED TO CUT MYSELF OFF OR ELSE

Per usual, I lost sight of the original goal. But! Consider:

🏏💥WHAM , BAM 💥🏏 GOTCHU >:)

[sussypique]

What do you mean it’s the last day of October and I’m only on day 19 🧍💥 I’ll finish these I promise-