#I'm thinking about this a lot

[galedekarios]

You give me hope, and I've not had that in some time.

[not-another-robin]

Things I wholeheartedly believe exist in the same universe as Batman (and by extension all of DC):

Scooby-Doo (and the hex girls)

The Powerpuff Girls

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Gorillaz

Thank you

[petewentz-]

Pete Wentz' blog August 15, 2007// Baby Annihilation by Fall Out Boy

[beemovieerotica]

why am I shipping Miranda / Billy? well. she deserves a little something in these trying times.

[fili-is-gone]

Eddie lunges at him, violently swinging the blade and Steve dodges, trying to grab the hand with the knife to take it away from him. Eddie is faster though, yanking it toward himself. He grabs Steve's hand, wraps it around the hilt and forces the knife up to his chest until its tip is pressed just above his heart. “Now make amends! Kill me before I become a slave to Vecna! Kill me!"

Steve tries to pull away, but with both of Eddie's hands holding him in place he has no chance.

“I can’t Eddie, I can’t, please-”

“Kill me, you coward. Prove you’re the hero you’re supposed to be. Put me out of my misery.”

The words horrify Steve. “Eddie, maybe we can-”

“Shut up! Just shut up and do it!”

“I can’t! Eddie, please, just listen to me, I-”

“Do it!”

“No!” How can Eddie ask him such a thing? How could he possibly kill a man? A friend?

“Kill me or I’ll kill you!”

“Eddie…”

“KILL ME!”

His eyes find Steve's and there's a plea in them, impossible to evade, and maybe Steve doesn't want to either, not if it’s the last he has left of Eddie.

“Please, Stevie. Please.”

if you want more emotional damage click here

[magic-shop-girl]

Do you think that Sirius sometimes get that feeling of sick satisfaction at knowing that what everyone knows you (yes, you) as, your title, what everyone calls you, it all came from him

I think this is reason why he almost never called you with your name (or your in-game name) because "Summoner" is the title he gave you, something akin to a nickname, a nickname from him

Don't mind me, i'm just rambling

[jongside]

[serial-unaliver]

when people talk about serial killers that target women they do not often enough specify it's typically a vulnerable demographic of women (sex workers, often ones in poverty) rather than like, a random woman jogging in an upper class neighborhood. these sex workers are a favorable target due to cops not giving a shit, stigmatization of sex work resulting in these women being isolated, and already existing violent misogyny towards them in our society.

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!

(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)

[sparrowlucero]

The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):

This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:

They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.

anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me

[lgbtlunaverse]

Nothing will dispell the "the curtains were just blue" myth faster than writing something yourself, because the amount of pretentious symbolism i am putting in my silly little fanfics is ridiculous. I mean SO much with these words, literally every single one of them. This fic has twenty five typos and zero correct uses of punctuation but if there's curtains you bet your ass I put thought into what colour they were.

[chimchiri]

gideon & harrow OR rd and sf as cowboys please please please

It's the cowgirl necro and her gunslinger cav! Who is so damn extra she's got three guns: one left, one right, and one in pole position! (She swears the ladies love it!)

[molotovgrifter]

they cut this scene from the pilot because it was too gay!!!!!! too explicit!!!!! stop looking at each other like that!! stop playing soft and heartfelt music!!!!

[vaxxman]

"Do you miss the time when you used to do no harm?"

Old habits.

Merc behaviour is based on a nice little comment @up-in-flames-writing left on one of my comics :)

Rambling and more silly drawings below.

Loosely based on the Solemn Vow's public blurb:

Art lovers will cherish the bust of Hippocrates, commemorating a time when the Medic still thought doing no harm was a good idea.

I am absolutely convinced that Medic carries dextrose drops with him. German pharmacies throw these after you when you buy anything at all. I went to check if this one specific brand I know of had been around since the 60s and 70s and yes, it was.

Small acts of kindness I can see Medic doing is giving everyone one of these if they are tired. I'm talking about Engineer mostly.

Or they snack on them when solving practical problems together, like during the teleporter bread tumor incident.

[herd-reject-arts]

So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this

Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.

So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"

It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead

Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.

[eastgaysian]

me when i dont know anything about feminism in rok