#I'm such a weakling.

[olath124]

Two strong and powerful qweenz and a sad wet puppy. (Vlad. Vlad is the sad wet puppy. But we love him anyway. Right, @ouroboros-hideout?)

[scribefindegil]

the human capacity to adapt to anything is fucking me up again

[r0tting-rat]

The worst and best part about writing a fnaf fanfiction is that I get two very different reactions when I mention it to my irls.

My equally weird friends always say something along the lines as "So cool! You even put it on ao3? I'll check it out!" While my normal friends are more like "What is a 'x reader'? What do you mean sentient robots? Why is it romantic? Why are you trying to romance the robots?"

[sebbyisland]

akanematic.mp4 (youtube link)

[sciderman]

I saw this in A friends T shop while on my trip to Georgia and it radiates Peter Parker

i don't know WHAT you're talking about. uncle ben could hardly outwrestle him PRE-spider-bite. he was always a stud.

[bad-as-me]

for no reason other than I don't see this point being discussed: if you are of the mind that people should curate their own space, ignore what they're not into and mind their own business (a good practice to have online), that also means it is incredibly unfair and immature to throw shade at people who do make the effort to stay in their lane

"but why are you at the ___ store if you're repulsed by ___" One you are not owed an explanation for why someone is not into something, just as they aren't owed your explanation for why you are into that thing. and Two, just because the thing they like might have text/subtext about a subject they don't like, that doesn't mean they should be forced to center their interest on that specific subject.

of course it's uncool to go after people for exploring anything in fiction, especially if that is a major theme of the work. however most pieces of fiction tend to be about several things. maybe they would rather focus on other themes, maybe it's just the specific way it is treated in a certain context that sets them off. hell maybe they would rather imagine a version of that work where That Subject is not a part of the story at all. but that's as much their right to do in their own free time as it is for you to get into the darker parts of a story.

idk i hope the point i'm getting across here is it goes both ways. you do you, but you're not entitled to other people's space if they don't want to engage with that. that doesn't make them "cowards", they are doing exactly what you told them to do.

[mushroomcrepe]

The gods are punishing me by putting me in a unbeatable demonic trial against satan (there's a big spider in my room)

[ilions-end]

regarding peleus stopping thetis' ritual for making infant achilles immortal:

Lykophron (with scholiast) asserts that Thetis had killed six of their children by this experiment prior to Achilles: Peleus, we may think, had every reason to feel uneasy.

idk man, if my captured goddess wife who hated my guts kept killing our kids within weeks of them being born, maybe i'd stop wanting to impregnate her at SOME point prior to this

[ripgray-moved]

so she couldn't walk any further than this, then. the kick in the stomach hurts too much - unlike previous times. then again, roza did not remind her parents of the skeletons in their closet last time. or rather, the undead in their backyard. her eyes dash from herself, her hands covered with dust, to the young man. it has come to this again, hasn't it, to have someone save her when her parents had thrown her out of the house. to have strangers offer help when her closest people only gave her trouble. terrible. luckily, she doesn't live far from here, and the young man's words only amplify the feeling of safety that rushes in. ❛you don't have to.❜ her first reaction is to push away. always. just like she has been pushed away since childhood. ❛but... i'd be grateful if you do.❜ the corners of her mouth lift in a wan smile. ❛truly.❜ / @fantasystrangers

           ❛ yeah. i know i don't have to. ❜

           there's something to be said about his demure response— an understanding of deep, painful dysfunction that only those familiar with it can display. for all that he doesn't say about himself, some things are easy to glean if one analyses him closely.

           what might be more shocking than the fact he understands deep trauma is the fact that he doesn't mind others knowing if they're also survivors. to a ruined child stuck in an adult's body, meeting someone who's also been destroyed by those meant to adore them unconditionally is more than a comfort. it's therapy— and it's a hell of a lot cheaper than some middle-aged woman sitting in a sterile little office asking about the homework she assigned him last week.

           ❛ if you wanna talk about it, you can, ❜ peter offers, his tone light. there's almost a levity to it; not unfeeling, but certainly devoid of pity. of all the things he's learned, the fact that pity should be reserved for one's most hated enemies is one of the most important.  ❛ ...but it isn't necessary, if you don't want to. i feel like i already kind of understand what you're dealing with just by looking at you. ❜

[elizaellwrites]

The hardest I've laughed at the ridiculous advertisements I see in America was this morning when it first asked if I would be interested in joining the US Navy. Naturally, I clicked "NO", thinking it would play another ad that I would wait through to get my essay citation.

Instead, this commercial started trying to convince me to change my mind with "epic" music and people saying stuff like "I never thought I'd join," and "I didn't even know how to swim," lol. It's screaming desperation babe; NO is an answer you should be able to accept the first time.

[athenaareia]

manoeuvred my way through crossing a road when both sides were on green light and then climbed on a moving bus.

this is what my city people mean when we talk about the spirit of this city.

[scarlettfevor]

I don't think I've mentioned it on this account yet but my most toxic trait is that I am a hardcore fujo. And I don't mean I'm one of those fake "fujos" who joke about old man yaoi OR one of those keyboard warriors who gets offended when you say yaoi and not BL, I mean that shortly after I found out what fandom was I immediately became a fujoshi.

This is relevant because I have acquired the stick of truth and am playing it for the first time + I will be downloading the fractured but whole tomorrow. Ever since I watched south park for the first time a few years ago I have been obsessed and even though I watched playthroughs of both games I knew I wanted to play them myself one day. Part of the reason why I wanted to watch south park because I was among the plethora of people who made fun of those girls in the mid 2010s who would ship the posts and post about how shitbag #1 and #2 were totally gay and in love, but now I realize that they were totally right. Like....Stan and Kyle ARE gay and they ARE in love, idk what to tell you, you just had to be there. And from what I remember both games but especially tfbw had a LOT of style moments that I will finally get to see happen first hand!!

[dawnquafam]

Love how Orm's gonna spend half the movie lying on the ground but somehow it's the shots where he's still standing that are the most concerning ones

[timothyslucy]

i should finish the last 15 minutes of 9x01, but that little snippet of kelly chasing after stella back to their bedroom fried my brain like an egg.

[clownov]

i think.. i Thingk..... talking to 3 therapists in 2 days Might have been bad for me.........

[anouchan-jpg]

not wearing pants is essential for eeping