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Playing TotK.
Sera would think the Gerudo are hot. That is all.
--Mod Sarah
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sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though
#creative writing#shitpost#sorry just wrote a third piece with the same underlying idea/premise#which i didn't do on purpose#and now i'm like. well fuck. what's this mean about me?#now i gotta do some self reflection about that
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I'm onto something I'm telling you
#I'M SORRY THIS IS INCREDIBLY FUNNY TO ME#tintin#phoenix wright#ace attorney#the adventures of tintin#hergé#bande dessinée#gyakuten saiban#naruhodo ryuichi#meme#shitpost#venn diagram#peevesie speaks#original content#i like how they were both meant as reader/player insertish characters#and then everyone went ''what's his backstory why is he Like That i'm so concerned''#i love fandom#this venn diagram was originally made like. last year i think#this is the updated version
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way to ruin the mood
#i'm sorry lmao#gravity falls#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford#incorrect quotes#shitpost#digital art#my stuff#edit: people keep pointing out that bill would probably not be turned off by that fact#and yeah i agree that bill 'let me shuffle all the functions of every hole in your face' cipher would probably not be bothered by that lol#this is just supposed to be a dumb joke so don't think too hard about it hahaha
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hypothesis: vampires are magically vulnerable to light originating from the sun
observation: moonlight has no effect on vampires, despite being a reflection of the sun
conclusion: this aversion is not a result of light or its origin, but some property of sunlight only present in direct contact
hypothesis: vampires are extremely sensitive to uv radiation
#the notes are just people pointing out that i'm like the last person to think of this#sorry. i'll try better next time.#vampire#shitpost#dracula daily#are they doing that again this year?#i miss it
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you're in her DMs. I'm in her fandom discord server validating her headcanons. we are not the same.
#sorry i'm shitposting tongiht#brain is on#fandom#fanfiction#writing#discord#tumblr#fandom nonsense#you're in her DMs#i'm giving her extended feedback on her latest chapter#we are NOT the same
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version of this picture for the target audience of me and me only
#everytime i see it i'm like scrap metal for her industrial music?? scrap metal for her industrial music tonight queen????#so yeah. behold#my slightly bonkers craft projects#butch#lesbian#sorry butch tag. youre getting shitposts to go with with your sex posting now#industrial music
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Good lord this tomb is full of shitposts 😳😳 pt 1/pt 2
#sorry for the mercy/augustine sex jumpscare but i rly do think they have terrible sex every like. 200 years#they're like “Oh this Sucks I'm never doing this Again” and then hundreds of years pass and they get bored and they're like hmmm#maybe. it wasn't THAT bad.#the idea of bitching and complaining during sex is too funny to me#also my magnus design is pure indulgence#i just wanted to sexualise that old man. and he ended up looking like varric dragon age 😭😭#also also i gave Pal the fancy swoopy glasses that elphaba wears in the wicked trailer cos i think they're cool#okay now i gotta do some actual tagging#the locked tomb#tlt#gideon the ninth#gtn#harrow the ninth#htn#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#harrow nonagesimus#griddlehark#ianthe tridentarius#ianthe the third#mercymorn the first#augustine the first#palamedes sextus#palamedes the sixth#abigail pent#magnus quinn#john gaius#tlt shitposting#oh and i haven't finished Nona. i paused my reading because i found out there isn't a release date for the next book so I'm like#i need to make this last. i gotta ration this book out (<-stupid)
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everyone in dual destinies: prosecutor blackquill is a true master of psychology and suggestion. he can use your own mind against you and bend you to his will without you even realizing it. a truly twisted and conniving man. what a formidable foe.
prosecutor blackquill:
#he's so goddamn goofy i'm sorry#how does anyone take this dork (affectionate) seriously#ace attorney#simon blackquill#shitpost
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I FORGOT TUMBLR EXISTED
UH-
UM-
ILL GET ON MY PEPPIBLAST SHIT SOON-
...UMM
JESUS CHRIST HOLDING BLUEY
Yeah that'll do it
#art#shitpost art#jesus christ#bluey#bluey heeler#bingo heeler#bandit heeler#bluey fanart#bible fanart#chilli heeler#lately i've just casually been drawing jesus whoops ithink hes a comfort character HELP ME#IM SORRY ILL DRAW PEPPIBLAST SHIT SOON I GENUINELY FORGOT TUMBLR EXISTED#ill leave now bye#i'm not seeing those pearly gates am i-
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tag yourself: intrepid heroes' alter emos as ppl who went to my public high school
#i'm sorry but also i couldn't not frfr#also this is NOT a reflection upon any of the real people in this show#i am most like emy lee and i am ashamed of it#literally i would be 15 minutes late to school every day then do my makeup#but the quote real? unquote emy lee was cooler than me#fhjy#d20 fhjy#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhjy shitpost#intrepid heroes#d20#fh#also murph's alter emo looks so much like one of my shit exes#sorry murph you don’t deserve how savage yours is#tbh the references are soooo early 2010s but i am proud of some of them#and if no one gets any of them all of the skin will wither from my bones#tag urself
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#shak's shitpost#when people complain about specific characters/CCs being underrepresented and forget that BigB is right there#“(insert AU here) doesn't have Scott in it. Interesting.” Guess who else it doesnt have !!!#BigB either gets forgotten or written completely wrong. I'm sorry but it's not even up to opinion a lot of ppl are just wrong about him#more people need to actually watch his Life series POVs. please#bigb#trafficblr
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she stood no chance against the power of friendship
#i'm still on this shit i'm not sorry#i'm memeing away the pain#critical role#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers#cr memes#critical role memes#cr shitpost#bells hells#otohan thull#cr fcg#fcg
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MACHINE. I had a nightmare. Can I sleep in your room tonight?
#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill gabriel#gabriel#ultrakill shitpost#shitpost#shitposting#shitty meme#i'm sorry#i tried to make it so that he was in front of the door but for some reason when i insert an image into ms paint#all of the transparent background turns into pitch black and i dunno how to fix it#so he's off to the side lurking in the darkness
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#this is so silly i'm very sorry#unfortunately this meme format will never get old for me#as has been asked a million times before literally why did they do that#bj hunnicutt#hawkeye pierce#hunnihawk#beejhawk#hawkbeej#my shitposts#s5e16#38 across#mashposting#mashblogging
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If I had a nickel for every time I got obsessed over a morally dubious blue-eyed man wrapped in bandages I'd have two nickels, which isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#captain curly#curly mouthwashing#fallout new vegas#joshua graham#Can you tell this is a shitpost#With the sheer lack of effort#Please tell me this hasn't been done yet#Also I'm sorry but Joshua would shootJimmy in the face in record time the moment he learns what happened
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