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mbirnsings-71 · 28 days ago
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An apology Ren for @pup-pee because I made him think of Ninjago again- Also Team Ranchers because I had a vision okay-
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selfloverrrrrr · 7 months ago
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The Fallen Angel~
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Chapter 2
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Masterlist , This Story Masterlist
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( All characters are aged up/18+)
Minors Do Not Interact
Read the warnings carefully....if you don't like my stories block me not report
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Warnings : love, fluff, a lot of plots, smut , heavy smut, unprotected sex, Noncon, Kidnapping, physically and emotional abuse, biting, torture, size difference, fallen angel gojo....
Summary: Gojo Satoru was an angel. But instead of falling in hell accidentally he falls on earth and got a life like humans. Then the story begins....
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The privious chapter
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We finally reached the garden. But what was that...? All of our eyes widened. We've never seen this in our whole life. There was a man on the ground of our garden. But he wasn't like normal human. He looks like a normal human but it has two big white wings on it's back.
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"Uh... hey...ummm hello? Who are you?" Geto asked. That creature looked towards us. He has the most beautiful blue eyes I've ever seen. "P-Please.... P-Please don't kill me.... I'm not any monster... P-Please help me" he sobbed looking at Geto. "It's... it's okey we're not gonna kill you..." Geto said. "W-will you help m-me?" That creature asked. "Yes we'll... can you tell us who are you?" Geto asked.
"I-I'm.... I'm an angel....h-he... He threw me out of heaven" the creature said. "Who is he...?" Geto asked. I put a hand on Geto's shoulder. "Geto, I don't think he's in a state to explain everything...we should bring him inside and clean him...he looks injured" I said. Geto nodded.
We bring him inside our house. There were some cuts on his legs. I was cleaning those cuts. Me and Shoko were there and the boys were in the other room discussing something. "So... what is your name?" I asked cleaning those cuts on his legs. "M-my...my name is Gojo Satoru" he said looking at me as if he was scared. "Really?... that's a very nice name!" I said smiling at him. "Thank you" he said smiling in joy. His fear was gone in a second...he was like a child. "Gojo Satoru?... I think I've heard that name before somewhere..." Shoko said. "Where?" I asked. "Tsk... can't remember" she replied.
"yeah... Gojo Satoru is really a nice name" Geto said. We saw Geto, Nanami and Haibara came in our room. There was a knife in Geto's hand. "Can you come here please...we wanna talk" Nanami said. Me and Shoko went to them. "What?" We asked. "We've to cut his wings" Geto whispered. "Wtfff...why??!!!" I asked. "Are you out of your mind?!" Shoko said. "Look try to understand!!! The royal family will kill him if they saw him and find out he's an angel or maybe gonna torture him!!!" Geto said. We all got silent. "But... it'll hurt him" I said. "And if they find out he's gonna get more hurt!!!" Nanami said. Again we all got silent. "Let me do it" Geto said and we'll went to Gojo.
Gojo looked at us with doe eyes. "W-what are you all doing?" He asked. "Nothing...we were talking about help you" Geto said and sit infront of him. "You all gonna help me??" He said it loudly with joy. "Ofcourse we'll" Nanami said who was sitting behind Gojo.
They both grabbed him tightly. "W-what are you doing?" Gojo asked innocently. But when he looked behind he saw a knife on his wings. 'a-are you gonna c-cut my wings...?" Gojo asked looking at Geto with panic. "P-Please don't... please stop" he begged. Geto tried to cut it. "PLEASE NOOOO....STOPPPPP!!!!" Gojo screamed. Geto jabbed on Gojo's Wing but didn't cut off. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" GOJO CRIED OUT. He was crying and sobbing now. "Geto stop!!!" I said and Geto stopped.
As Geto stopped. Gojo immediately got out of their grab and rush towards me. He hugged me. I hugged him back. "It's okey... it's fine" I said. "Please don't cut my wings...it hurts too much" he sobbed. "Don't worry... noone is gonna cut your wings" I said. " But what if the royal family find out??...we have to!" Geto said. Gojo's hug got tight as Geto said that. I can understand he was frightened. "I don't care... we're gonna handle it...you can see it's hurting him...we can't hurt him!!!" I said. "Fine..." Geto Singhed. "It's okey... you heard it... they won't cut your wings " I whispered stroking Gojo's hair. He finally stopped crying.
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Chapter 3
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randomfaeriedragon · 1 year ago
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I just fucking- I just- *dies*
an ask in my inbox gave me the idea to hunger games simulator the iterators, so i'mma see if i can come up with 6 MORE iterators than i already have or give up n use other OCs n if anythin funny happens yall get ready for those cringe ass nae nae (/j) HG sim doodle posts
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pikahlua · 1 year ago
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i am totally normal about kacchan returning 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
Me too! I definitely didn't have to sleep all day because of how much sleep I lost over this last night due to pure joy. So what if I start writing fanfic again all of a sudden? What if I just post all the angsty and sappy bits with no context? What if I make a collage of all the soft Katsuki faces Horikoshi has ever drawn? I'm only thinking about this every second of the day right now. Everyone wants me to write some metas or something but all I really wanna do is just queue up 2,465 identical posts that say "KATSUKI BAKUGOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and nothing else and just have them publish every 15 minutes. THIS IS COMPLETELY NORMAL BEHAVIOR.
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ray935sworld · 6 days ago
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hi.👻 I hope you haven't read all the books in your library by the time I get here. There will be quite a lot of words next (I hope you don't mind and you really need it)🥳
"So you are telling me - a rookie and then newly crowned, pregant baby champion, that had a kid at 20 with literally his childhood hero, all while continuing to keep being on top in literally one of the most elite and dangerous sports in the world, was not acting like any other normal, rational human being? Because everyone else of us is 'normal'?" – FANTASTIC. THAT’s it.
"And because he was enjoying some time with his coworkers and making jokes, hugging them - he definitely slept with them?" "Yes! See?! Now you get it." - Well, yes. I smashed the table with my forehead. A mad man. Can anyone hear me? HE'S INSANE!.
«…smashing someone's head against a table in that statement.» = Oh, damn it. Am I predicting the future?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Good God, Dani brought a photo and what the fuck is this man saying!?
"I am sure Marquez has whored enough around that he maybe even sure himself who the father is."
Am I in hell?
"You don't know what to say so you're being an asshole to cover it up." – that's probably true. Someone is cornered.
«…Now look at them and tell me you really can't see the connection!" - See? I'm a seer. Well, tell us something back, old man.
«…and for a moment Dani was sure he was mistaken.» - You won't believe me, dear Dani, but that's how I feel about this whole terrible (ecstatic) story. It's like someone believes that all people have three heads. Well, these kinds of mistakes and follies, you know.
«"Why Luca was so distance after 2015. Why he kept going back to that asshole and the little bastard - He is David's father!" he exclaimed and with no hesitation as if he had spoken a widely known fact.» - Do you know what? They came for me from a mental hospital, it seems that I believe in three-headed people.
«"The fuck you just said?" Dani asked, wondering if he just had a stroke or something.» - I wish I could ask the same thing.
«"You're aware that Luca was just over 16 when David was conceived. Right?!" "Yes! So he was easy to manipulate. Poor boy and now he is stuck as a father to-"» - I've run out of words. Please. Get some help.
«And with that, Vale had managed to do what Jorge until now had failed to do. He found Dani's breaking point. The point where he lost his cool and was running out of patience at once.» -  just imagine Dani being so angry that it must be really intimidating? * sighs enthusiastically*
"YOU WILL ALWAYS BE OUR LITTLE BABY!"  -Oh, that's sooooo cute, adorable little baby.
«He heard a huffing sound, that could either mean begrudging acceptance or frustration» - ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE 😭💞
"Anyway, OUR LITTLE BABY-! is missing his papa and I'm missing my husband. Where are you?" he asked. - Aaaaaa. Stop it, it's so unfair. Why are they so beautiful?😭😭And he said that he misses him too, ahhh. They'll kill me.😭😭😭
"And how did someone even manage to reach his nose? As far as I'm aware you'd need a chair for that" - okay old married couple, i got you. I love you.
Okay, okay. I got you. I understand what you are trying to do (I can quote the following 5-6 paragraphs here, but I won't) - I UNDERSTOOD YOU, I LOVED THEM. I won't do it again, please forgive me.😭🙏❤
They're also flirting, Ray, why are you torturing me like that? (*Even more crying emojis*)
"Luca would never hurt Vale intentionally! Fucking hell, even when he disappointed him the most, he was still trying to help him and understand him! And he accuses him of something like that?!" - I wish I could ask the same thing. x2
"And you think he's still there? Somewhere... Deep under all the shit he's talking?" -  in fact, despite all my screams, for some reason I believe in it too. Maybe because I was promised a happy ending (but that's the least important reason). But something makes me believe it too.
«The boys came up with it after someone said that Vale might be projecting. That he had been the one cheating on Marc and turned it around to not be blamed.» - Can I just say that please don't. It will break my heart. But God, what if Vale was cheating on Marc? I honestly don't believe it. Maybe it's naive, but it's like Vale loved him too much for such a betrayal. Although considering what he really did to Marc (which is really nothing but betrayal), I don't even know... But yes. There were definitely manipulations * Uccio waves his hand frighteningly*.
"I am glad you still have hope, but I don't. I have a son to take care of. I can't afford getting thrown off by Vale. And getting my heart broken all over again. I need to be there for David" - Oh, my dear Marc. It's probably really part of parenthood to give up a part of yourself for the sake of your children's well-being. It's very painful at the same time, because obviously he hasn't stopped loving Valentino and probably now thinks that the broken heart is with him forever. But on the other hand, he must sacrifice all hope and be strong for the sake of David's well-being. And he decides not to try again. It's such a strong act, God, he's suffering so much. It hurts me so much.
«... Do you really think I - I - would abandoned my own child?"» - Well, I couldn't find the words for that. It will hurt a lot when he realizes that he has done just that. It's worth saying that the story with the photos immediately made me think about a paternity test, as it's obviously the easiest way. But what can I say. Valentino as we all can see, just simply denies reality.
«But the facts were proof enough. It wasn't Vale, standing on the side of a dirt track watching David. It wasn't Vale that was there with them, taking time off and using one of their rare breaks to look after a child.» It just hurt and hurt me so deeply that I don't even cry anymore. Please, at least let it end well.
well. Conclusions - pedrenzo deserves a thousand kisses here. They are so beautifully written, little pedro is just their son. I was so into them, all the little details, the jokes, and how beautiful their love is-God, it's just art.
Luca has once again been awarded the medal "the most sensible person from the locals".  I love it when characters in stories (especially side characters) actually do something, and not just be around, because in real life people always have their own opinions about the situation and one way or another they would try to do something about it. Anyway, Luca gets a kiss on the forehead, oh this beautiful man.
Valentino. Well. I wish you well. In hell. God, I felt such a sense of disgust for this man, but I have to say thank you for that. He is so well spelled out here that he almost causes hatred for his actions. Scenes with denial of real things, God he even almost accused Luka = it's just perfectly spelled out. And although I am horrified by his madness, it is perfectly shown here.
The only question I have is how much and for how long he will have to repent. Since the madness of such power cannot be brought back by a couple of even very sincere apologies. So someone will really eat two tons of glass first, and then...Well, let's see. To be honest, I really want to read this.
Well, thank you for agreeing to read my dissertation (takes off his glasses), I hope you were at least a little bit interested, and maybe even have fun.
PS, in fact, I glow every time I read your answers, and they always touch me to the depths of my soul. Thank you so much for your reactions, you make my day better when you respond. And then I walk around and smile.
 A thousand kisses to you and your writing 💖. And now and giving you a big hug)💞
OKAY - WOW. JUST WOW. OMG I am currently freaking out a little bit. So those -
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That is my current state. Literally how I feel rn. THANK YOU SO MUCH OMG. I saw your ask yesterday (technically today ups) at like 2am and my brain didn't function anymore and I was just like "HOLY SHIT THAT IS ONE OF THE BEST ASKS EVER!!!!!" (like I'm already super happy about every ask no matter how long or short or detailed or not detailed they are BUT THIS WAS ON ANOTHER LEVEL!) And I read it and I was just grinning but my brain refused to do English so I put answering back to now and that's literally me while reading it.
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Actually that's me whenever I see you or anyone in my inbox but that's NOT the point.
I LOVED reading your reactions. That was an amazing insight. Literally AAAAAAH! Screaming out of happiness! I love reading/ hearing people's reaction about certain scenes cause it helps me understand the readers perspective and get more on point with the most important stuff and where to put the spotlight. So THANK YOU for letting me have those insights!!!! AAAAH That's means so much to me!
Honestly that chapter was really more to set the "vibes" and put the positions in check. Spoiler: the next chapter will be out of David's POV and then later in the story there'll be more insight on Vale and his train of thoughts and emotions.
Yes. Yes I love Pedrenzo thank you very much. They are my favorite. I need them with their happy old married couple, playful nagging vibes raising a son that's just as chaotic as themself. Like I want them to influence Pedro like that. Honestly they made their appearance mainly to show that Marc and David get support by Pedrenzo and Pedro. Like David and Pedro basically both grew up in the paddock. (Pedro was born in 2011 btw so he was already 3 when suddenly there's a new baby hanging around his parents garages so he takes an interest in David and they get close and basically they are like brother. Plus Dani and therefore Jorge definitely helps Marc so imagine little David having a happy sleepover with Pedro at the Pedrenzo house (yes in that version they live in Andorra/ Spain not Switzerland) while the Marquez family are sorting out another bomb from Rossi. Basically they needed David out the house to figure out how to deal with Rossi.
Thanks a lot, again. I always try to kind of give the side characters their own storyline even if it's not fully explored because I mean everyone is the main character of their own story so when they get the spotlight I try to treat them like the main character. Really glad it seemed to work :)
Yes yes yes yes yes. Vale is deep down. Like really deep down. But what if I tell you he - AAAAGH There's so much more to his pov actually I can't wait to write it and to see your reaction (if you want to oc, no pressure). I think his pov will slowly start in like 2-3 chapters. I have honestly no idea how long this story will be. Probably long. Like VERY long I hope you have patience 😅
And to answer your question - he's gonna eat a lot of glass. Like A HELL LOT. He is put in every version of his personal hell in every possible aspect. Like I hope to write his own psychological torture when realizing what he did and that guilt WILL stay with him for long, maybe even for the rest of his life, it'll be present in waves, maybe triggers by clear issue his behavior caused in those affected (mainly David and Marc). Like he will face every trauma and trigger he created. And then if course there's the family reaction. Sure Luca is supportive but Alex? Jorge Lorenzo? The man who has an abusive father who knows what's it like to let someone in that has treated you like shit during your childhood (yes it was very different but trust me I'm gonna make it make sense)? Yeah he does has some words to say. And of course Roser and Julia. Not to mention that Marc can't just let Vale back in David's life again. And maybe even David is hesitant? To be fair I really can't promise how much I will actually write but there are a lot of thoughts. I can't say they will all make the final cut or be very detailed and laid out in actual scenes but it won't be rushed (probably)
And................... What if Marc (years after the reconsilation) gets pregant again? How would David deal with that? There's almost as much fluff as angst in that string tbh. I'm only saying it here already because I really don't know if I have the motivation to write that long and that far in this AU.
Well thank you very much for your dissertation. You're getting 18 Points! I have no idea how dissertation are grades so I'm using my uni system so 18 points = A+ so full points! 100%! I really enjoyed reading it, like always. It was amazing. Very Intresting and very much fun. And I hope you have a great day! 💕💕💕
Thousand kisses and a big hug right back ❤️
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spilledmilkfkdies · 2 years ago
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I am sincerely asking you to rant under this ask about the Wizards 🥰 I would like to see it. -Jester
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Some of these things have been said before, some even by me, but I'm just gonna hGVHVhbb it all in here anyway-
The wizards were done DIRTY
And I'm not just saying that because favouritism, they were genuinely done dirty in more ways than one. I'm gonna try to avoid jumping from point to point and make it all cohesive and whatnot, but if it happens, it happens:
Their set up was good. Fairy hunting wizards who basically won and are the reason there is no magic on Earth anymore is neat.
Did there have to be a reason for that? Not really. But besides the messy 'if they thought Bloom was the last Earth fairy, why did they only come for her now?', it doesn't exactly harm anything either, at least it's not as egregious as some other things that were added over the course of the show imo-
Really, Earth basically had its own conflict kinda separate from the magical dimension, which is fine.
But this is more or less also where the problem starts? See, the conflict by itself is so very interesting and filled with potential, yet we don't get to hear a lot about it. Which honestly harms the season as a whole, but definitely the wizards as characters and villains. For when the exposition was scraped from the funky season lore blender, the majority of their motivation seems to have been left behind, stuck to the inside of the blender. And that is not good.
If we take a step back and look at the things we've been told- Not shown. Told- It seems to be a rough mix of them wanting to control nature, rule the planet, those things- But? Why? And?? Not really?
I think 'why' as a question speaks for itself, like what would make them try to achieve those rough yet basic goals. I don't feel like those goals are even what they were doing though lowkey? Because yeah, it's not 100% clear how much time has passed between them locking away the Earth fairies and them coming after Roxy, and you could argue that they were too caught up with the hunt to ever get to ruling the planet- But all of that aside. They're really just not. Ruling the planet. They are hanging out. Good for them but huh.
Y'know it's also interesting how, after mostly achieving the 'no more Earth fairies' part of their ''plan''- What, realistically, kept them from continuing their hunt on different planets? Was it Roxy? Would they have kept going after that? Would they even be able to?
Because when Bloom gets sucked into the portal and it doesn't work, Ogron tells the other wizards that "It's the universe spirits, the Circle has rejected her." Sir? The what? These are NEVER brought up again, and some might consider that basic first episode bs and it was simply written out- But in terms of reasoning why they only go after Earth fairies, it's more or less all we got. So is it safe to say there is some sort of entity connected to the Circle that rejects certain fairies? Then why would their fairy magic immunity cover fairies as a whole? Or is that not connected in any way for whatever reason?
It sucks because the scenario of the wizards not being able to drain any fairy that isn't from Earth, as well as the one where it's a conscious decision because their conflict is with Earth fairies and not anyone else, are good?? You could do stuff with either?? If the Circle does have an entity that limits them, does that mean they got their task from someone else? If the fairies of Earth are their only enemies, what's the reason for that? If the show wasn't so horrified by the idea of fleshing out the wizards as villains specifically, we could've seen more of that side of the Earth fairies that was ever so shyly hinted at when they got mad at humanity for ''abandoning them''. So really, a better season overall- But I digress.
Can we also acknowledge how there are no proper interactions between the wizards and the major fairies?? Like you can't just say "She hates us!!" then have the most normal conversation I've ever seen right after pls- Y'all have HISTORY. SHOW US. One little fight with a possessed Roxy does not count.
Moving on to the wizards as characters, in terms of personality and dynamic with each other- As much as I want to disagree with the pretty common take of them being bland and forgettable, there's a reason I've seen maybe 40 different character interpretations for each of them, and rarely having a moment of 'hey, that doesn't fit at all'. Because there is just so much room to add stuff. Pretty significant stuff. That you can just give them. And it would work. Which is fun, but I don't think it's a good sign per se.
Funnily enough!! Someone who doesn't seem to be good at doing this is Rainbow themselves!!
I cannot say with full certainty when some of these things were written, maybe they were made as the characters were created, I don't know- What I can say however, is that it was released separately from the show and some of it simply does not work. Whether it was sadly forgotten about during the writing of the season, or it was created afterwards in an attempt to add some characterization, not all of it clicks. It's a shame watching some of this stuff be reduced to fun facts that nobody who doesn't already somewhat care for the wizards would ever go looking for, when it should've just been in the season itself to begin with.
Can I also just mention how I find it funny that they took one of the few things people generally seem to like about the wizards as a group, that being how they really seem to care about each other, and decided to just write over that? Lmao?? Like you though they were friends? Wrong <3 Ogron is using them <3 And Duman hates Gantlos and Anagan so they decided to just hate him back <3
Anyway, I really would have liked some solid personality when it mattered most, but asking that when they were written to suddenly not care about the death of one of their own, and were referred to as 'Ogron and his men' so often that people don't know/want to know the other wizards' names, it's probably too big of an ask. But this ties in with the motivation point-
I want to know who they are!! Why are they hunting fairies!! What are their thoughts about the past!! Which major fairy did they struggle with most when in battle!! Why do they keep hiding in the smelliest places when Duman has sensitive animal senses!! Last one I'm extra curious about tbh, it feels cruel.
Idk how to smoothly transition to this point, I'm sleepy and not sure where to put it- But why do the wizards fight so poorly? For people with as much experience as them, of course. That's like one of the few things we are told about them all the time, they're supposed to be experienced. They got foiled by an actual dog btw. It's so obvious the Winx were written to be weaker at the start of season 4, like the issue was with them and it was bad. I know it's probably hard to make any enemy feel like a proper threat after the delicious meal that was Valtor, but surely there's a better way to do it than this? Insert situational transformation point, kinda-
Do not let their experience be a lie, is what I'm trying to say. You did it in the show, you did it in the comics, you did it in the games- Stop it. You want 4 successful war lords that have been around each other long enough to work well as a team and have become a no no topic on other planets because of how much of a threat they are? It sounded like that's what you wanted. So why didn't you commit? Cowards? Is that what you are? Are you cowards?
I'm not sure if I said everything I wanted to say but this ask has been awaiting an answer for a good while and I'm very sleepy. If I think of anything else or suddenly remember stuff I'll throw it somewhere mwah <3
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anonymousewrites · 2 years ago
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I just love how you portray the relationships in Logos and Pathos. Not just Spock and Y/Ns mutual respect, admiration and security in each other and the development into love and the subtle shifts in their interactions that come with the knowledge that they are in love but the friendships with the crew!! Do many stories focus only on the romantic pairing and while it may be the purpose of the story it can be disappointing when it makes it seem as if people undervalue friendships in comparison. But your writing conveys such genuine love from each character FOR each character that I can't help but smile when reading it! The characters also seem to all have slight differences in their friendships with Y/N so I admire the effort and dedication put in to write it that way!
I also love/find it hilarious (in a non condescending way) how everyone thinks Y/N is attractive.
The stories seem so welcoming and comforting which I really love! I also appreciate how Y/N is useful and seen as an important part of the crew (and is) without being OP, they're allowed flaws and to not be always perfect or strong and it shows how fleshed out the character is. Speaking of, the fact that Y/Ns softness - though not always advantageous - is not seen as a weakness but rather a strength of a different kind is so awesome, no one would want them to change and no one discredits them or their kindness. In the same breath, they're not a push over. It's a well written and plausible balance of characteristics that don't come off as opposing or suddenly switching with the story.
(also love how Spock accepts how down bad he is, it doesn't unnecessarily draw out angst and drama, even tho he had his moment of disbelief at feeling things for someone he has fully accepted them and I feel it's really in tune with his character)
Love it!!
Thank you so much for the remarks! I absolutely loved reading your thoughts!
Yes, I really like slow burns, and I like to build up friendship to show how people have a bond before any romance. I also like to keep up friendships with other characters because I like having a side thing of found family. Uhura and MC are besties, Chekov is a young brother, Kirk is the sibling always getting in trouble, etc. I think it's fun.
And I'm glad that the MC is seen as useful. I try to balance their psychic abilities and prowess with normal human error and weaknesses. They're kind but in a strong way, and I'm glad that's clear. I work really hard to try to make my characters fairly balanced and interesting, so to know it's working is really good.
Finally, yes, Spock is completely head-over-heels in love with MC, and he knows it and accepts it. Spock is a big softie, and he is caring. That's one of the biggest things I noticed about TOS: Spock is actually really soft with his friends, even if he hides it behind logic. I really enjoy characterizing him as such. (Also, I always laugh in my head when I imagine other Vulcans seeing him and several being like "Oh my Surak. What a simp." I may or may not have one Vulcan immediately clue in).
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gogolols · 4 months ago
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PIANOLIPP PIANOLIPPP ASOJDSKLDJSKDJLKSDJLD I'm so normal about them
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Hii!! i love your monster au! fic with mini!Yuu and i kinda just have this scenario in my head
Mini!Yuu getting in a tight or shallow space for comfiness or because being a normal curious human child going anywhere it wants to is a cute trait
but the thing is, Ruggie have to push or put a cabinet or aparato where mini!Yuu was in, trapping them or crushing them between once he successfully put the cabinet in place not noticing the kid inside the small gap (since mini!Yuu is a kid here, they're pretty hard to notice since they smol and i think monster versions of the boys are bit bigger than their normal versions)
mini!Yuu just not saying anything and letting Ruggie almost crush them with the cabinet because... because mini!Yuu doesn't think of the consequences very well just wanting to mind their own business in the little tight comfort space so to let Ruggie do his own work and not bother him
Jack's eye caught the sitting child scooting over for the littlest space they have to make more for the cabinet to be placed underneath or also about to get squashed by it
Jack yells at Ruggie about mini!Yuu being between almost making him stumble and letting go of the cabinet
"Yuu!? what are you doing in there!?" Ruggie put the heavy thing down and pick up mini!Yuu from the gap
when Leona found out, he lectured the kid and asked them why they didn't say anything about being in there, they could've been in danger, and AHAHAHA mini!Yuu just shrugging at him making him scold at the kid more
after that they bought them ice cream and warned Yuu to never do that agajn
(i hope this make sense and thats all lol i hope you keep up the monster au ficlets because i myself love them and i am looking forward to reading more of it❤️❤️)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I love this so much!!!! >u< 💞💞💞💞
Honestly, little kids do the darndest things and get into the weirdest places you can possibly find them. My mom told me how when I was little, I would fall asleep anywhere and everywhere: on the floor, in a laundry basket with a barrel full of pretzels, on the back of a recliner like a cat, and one time they couldn't find me anywhere. Turned out I somehow managed to get into a box underneath this old fashioned lawn chair that had very narrow gaps and sat low to the ground, so to this day my mom has no clue how the hell I managed to even get into that box, let alone what made them decide to look under the chair 😂
......wait, does this mean I'm more cat than faun? 0.o What am I?! D:
*-cough-*
Anyway, thank you for sharing this little scenario! It was fun to read and I loved it! :D (you're also correct in that because the monster boys are bigger, so is everything else in their world) I'm also glad that you enjoyed the fic I wrote too! I'll be sure to add more fics in the future, and I've already got a few planned~! >wO There shall be mountains of cuteness in this here blog! As well as comfort of course because sometimes there might be sad moments. U.U
Thanks again for sharing! I'd love to hear more if you or anyone else thinks of any other scenarios you wanna share! >v<
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caroldantops · 2 years ago
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Since you asked for soft and I'm constantly thinking about Agatha (genuinely hoping you don't get tired of my bullshit)
Agatha can be possessive, yes, but she can also be incredibly soft. She likes to have her hands at your waist so she can keep you in place while she peppers you with soft kisses. She loves it when you steal one of her sweaters, sleeves just long enough that your hands disappear into them, because that normally means your cold and what better way to solve that then to smoother you in cuddles? Whenever you feel overwhelmed or extremely anxious she'll just sit with you and let you talk it out, or cry it out, or sit there in silence, always holding one of your hands in hers, her free one leaving soft touches, like smoothing your hair or rubbing your shoulder. She pretends to hate it, but she adores it whenever you pull her up to dance around the kitchen, uncoordinated and laughing uncontrollably. She gets her revenge by making you melt into her during the darker hours, playing something soft and classical, swaying with you as your head is buried against her front. Just... Soft Agatha has such a chokehold on me and she doesn't get enough love. -S.H.💜
god fuck im aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa pls. i just know shes such a clingy cuddler!!! like Aggressively Hold u. in the best way. i aaaaa
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mymarifae · 3 years ago
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the kris
favorite thing about them
i love how they shine through in every part of the game... there's a lot about them that we don't know, but there's also so much that we do know. we know that they have a massive sweet tooth. we know that they're curious about fashion and dressing up more... we know that they're so, so selfless. they love their friends and their family. they're mischievous but that's just how they show their affection..!! they would never hurt a fly. their personality is just so distinct despite everything and i think that's really well done :)
least favorite thing about them
my only complaint is their canon skin tone :(
favorite line
when they brag to toriel about their trash orb <3 i think that's so cute. all we do is prompt them to call her and the first thing out of their mouth is "mom i made a trash orb." and also how if they hear alphys say they're normal first, the first thing out of their mouth is "yeah mom i'm normal. i'm regular." they're just a little darling i think
brOTP
*blows up* UM UM UMall of their friendships mean the world to me. but aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa they have such a special connection with susie i want to cryyyyyy. they understand each other on such a fundamental level. they click together better than any two matched puzzle pieces. etc. like on an emotional, serious level but also they have the same exact sense of humor. they both look at a communication tube and try to fit their whole head inside. they get their fingers stuck in the little holes in picnic tables. they're twins and besties and soulmates and
goes and lays on the floor like alittle animal
OTP
kris and berdly are silly. the comedic potential alone makes it worth it but outside of that i think in a year or two it would just. work. i'm insistent on it happening in at least a year because right now both of them have like literally so much more to worry about. give them like. some time. they'll Get There. "we annoy each other for fun" to "we still annoy each other for fun. (hand holding edition)"
nOTP
i don't think i need to say it
random headcanon
i think...like up until 6 months or so before the game begins, they had much longer hair. and that's kind of how they prefer it. but over a break from school they were just kind of like. oh what if i chopped all of this off. NOT in a way of "taking back" a sense of control from the soul like in my mind this is happening before any of that became an issue. they just wanted to experiment. toriel had a heart attack when they came down for breakfast the next morning and she saw the spiky anime-esque mess they had given themself while she was asleep. and then she made them sit down so she could even it out. it was fun while it lasted! but now they're growing it out again they want Long Hair back
song i associate with them
a mannequin adrift - the scary jokes
lethargy - bastille
pink lightning - purity ring
soulswap - solitaris
favorite picture of them
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this makes me so happy no matter how many times i look at it. also
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ayatoslover · 3 years ago
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what do you love about Ayato the most?
I've had this sitting on my ask box for so long cause I have no idea how to reply
I just,,,,, love him????
I'm bad with words, like I know what and how I'm feeling but I can write them... I try to write paragraphs and paragraphs about him but I ed up sounding repetitive and just trying to use fancy words about feelings and my own life and his "lore" and it ends up a mess and not like some people that are able to beautifully write about their favorite characters,,,,
Every year I write a letter for his birthday and idk it just sounds boring and "normal" and I try to write more than what I'm able to
Bottom line is: I can't express my feelings properly, I just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Thank you
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justw4nnabey0urs · 3 years ago
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SO I'M GONNA GET CANCELLED FOR THIS ONE.
But I just remembered when my friend was renting to me and my other bestie and like, he was like : yeah I wasn't eating for whole week (FOR THIS PART I WAS FINE) but then he went : I was even bulimic for awhile (or something like this)
AND WHAT I WANNA TALK ABOUT IS
for some reason it really really annoys me when people are like : I was bulimic or I was anorexic FOR A SECOND because every time i guess I'm just triggered? cuz I'm there like HI BESTIE I'M LIKE 5 YEARS WITH THIS SHIT? and I know it might be more like a start of their Ed or something but like the choice of words just pisses me off everytime. YOU'RE NOT ANOREXIC FOR A WEEK. IT'S NOT ALWAYS ED IF IT INVOLVES NOT EATING OR THROWING UP LIKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and I'm sorry but even if you're eating normally for couple months now, it's not fucking gone. Let's be honest the thoughts will always be there we can only learn how to ignore them.
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hello-im-not-a-possum · 4 years ago
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I'm now cursed with this image: Itty bitty cameraman falling ill with fever and feeling unwell all day after a freak accident at a film studio. He's so out of it that Miss Twisted and Brute get legitimately concerned and confine him to a bed all day before he hurts himself. Come nightfall he still doesn't feel well so the others go call a doctor and maybe find a safe way to bring down his fever. While they're out of the room Cameraman goes through a transformation scene straight out of an american werewolf in london, and turns into a mindless towering projector monster. He smashes through a window and escapes into the city to cause chaos, much to the shock and confusion of his two roomies who just thought he had the flu.
I read this thinking ‘damn I should write something about this’ and I couldn’t help myself:
At first, Cameraman’s behavior when he got back was nothing too out of the ordinary. It was normal for the film critic criminal to sulk over a failed plan (and maybe take a drink or two before returning).
Especially when said plan involved a film studio that had, in his words; “Not only made and reinforced terrible stereotypes but had also spat in the very eyes of the art of movie making and kicked it in the shins repeatedly by only hashing out the exact same sloppily made horror flick every year and slapping ‘remastered’ or some other trash like that on the title.”
At first, the other members of the Society for the Shellacking of Souper Boris were fine with letting him sulk in his workshop for most of the day while planning on doing something to cheer him up later, but usually, even when it gets bad, these sulk fests never included coughing fits.
“ARGH!” The camera-headed crook crumpled up the blueprints for his failed machine and threw them in the trash so hard that it knocked the can over, spilling the contents all over the floor of his workshop area. “S-stupid ‘Maze of the heart ripper’ series, stupid Olden Arch Studios, stupid- *HAAAAACKK!* *COUGH!* *CoUgH!* *cOUgh!* *COugH!* *COUGH!* *COUGH!*”
“Brute brought back fire fuel! Missy and I wanted to- CAMERAMAN?!”
The Brute walked into the scene of Cameraman coughing so hard that he was flopping around on the trashy floor as if he were a live fish on a hot pan. The large wolf imminently dropped the stack of the ‘maze of the heart ripper’ movie reels (that were stolen of course, the three wouldn’t dare give a single penny of support to THOSE types of movies.) and rushed over to help his friend up.
“...Cameraman okay?”
“Ự̺̺̞U̼̮͓̪u̺̪̰u̘͚̺̗̟̻̰u̦̪̪̘̰ͅuuU̷͍̠̲̰̰̪̩U̧̬͓͇Ù̼̺͈̠͇͓̩u҉͓̩̳u̻̩̰̟̮͉̲ų̹̖̫̜̜̤g̞͈̗̼̟̞͖͝g̤̯G̷̻͎̣̙g̝̘̗̫̺͘g̞͓̱̲̖̞ͅG̵̘̦̩͇̗̱G̛͓̠͔̱̳̯g͉͍͖̖̥ͅh͔̲̬̗͇̮̟̀ẖ̡͖̱h̼̬̖͕h͎H̭̬͍͓̭̣̳H̹͍̳͍͓H̟̪̪H͖̜̗̱́h̭h̹͔̤͓h̘͍̪̤.̣̹͖̖͍.͚̳͈̗̞.̖̫̘͜”
The toon swayed and staggered as he clutched onto his wolf roommate’s paw.
“I-I͢'͞ve͡ *COugh!* ̸ńev҉e̵r fe̷lt ̕bette̡r͏!͟ In fact, I’m not going to let that sorry excuse for a horror move studio let it see another moment’s worth of peace! All I need is to make a few adjustments to the blueprints and- HE-H-HEY! Brute! put me down!”
The Brute shook his head as he carried Cameraman out of his workshop and up to his room.
“Cameraman sick and needs rest, not vengeance.”
“But I’m *HAACCKK!!* *COUGH!* fine!” Cameraman fruitlessly struggled against the wolf’s grip. “It’s just some dust! I probably got some caught when the studio partly collapsed.”
“Then why leaking black fluid out speaker? And why head feel like hot stove?”
“Okay, so maybe I am *COUGH!* a little bit overheated, but not by much! They’re already weakened, I did make *HAAACK* a dent in their precious studio but if I really want *REICH!* to do some damage, then I need to get back there and *COugh!* *COUgh!* *coUGH!*”
“Cameraman flopped on floor like dying trout, and is still flopping now. Me think it bad idea to let you wreak havoc right now. Go sleep.”
The demoness sprang down from the ceiling with a mildly annoyed but quizzical expression on her face.
“What’s with all the racket you two? I could hear you all the way from the roof!”
“Cameraman has flu and needs sleep.”
The giant wolf calmly remarked before readjusting his cargo while giving a suspicious look to the fresh stain on his fur, a stain that smelled kinda like some weird type of ink to him, or oil? He was not an expert on the strange smells that emanate from mysterious dark liquids that started oozing out of his friends.
“...And maybe doctor.”
“No *HAAAACK!* I don’t!”
“Aww... poor little Cammy...” Miss Twisted sympathetically patted the camera headed toon on the shoulder. “I know how much it sucks to get sick when you want to make the fools who wronged you suffer, but health must come first, or else evil can’t prosper!”
“I’m the *REICH!* very picture of health!”
...
Cameraman struggled against the straps used to keep him in bed as he looked for a way out of this trap that didn’t involve shooting his room apart.
“How ma-*COUGH*COUGH*-ny times do I have to keep saying it?!” he uselessly pleaded “I’m *COUGH!* perfectly fine!”
Miss Twisted did not look convinced as she continued to tighten his restraints.
“Cam, even if you weren’t burning, leaking, staggering, or coughing your head off, you jumped out of a third-story window and were planning to swim back to the studio. If you weren’t sick, you’d know that that is a terrible idea.”
“But I-”
“No buts! Now please just get some rest! The studio will still be there to be razed to the ground after you feel better.”
The demoness left the disgruntled camera’s room as she planned to call the doctor.
“It’s just a cough!” he called out after her. “You’d *HAAACK!* get one too you’d crawl through dusty air vests for an hour! I swear that place puts just as much effort into it’s cleaning as it does it’s scripts and research!”
She didn’t call back to him, possibly already on the phone talking to a doctor that didn’t need to be called in the first place.
“Can this day possibly get any worse?!” he grumbled to himself. “My beautiful machine that was meant to show them REAL horror instead got busted, that blasted studio’s still standing, my roommates have been freaking out all day over a cough-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! SWEET MOTHER OF ALL THINGS MERCIFUL!”
Where just mere seconds ago he felt a little woozy from coughing so much, the pain suddenly hit him like a jackhammer.
“AAAAAAARRRRRGHH!!!! *pant* I- *pant* I’M BURNING! I- I’M-”
The already tight restraints grew even tighter for him, making hard for the little fellow to breathe until-
*RRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!*
Cameraman felt like his body was on fire, he felt like his bones were all being broken at once but his agonizing pain was nothing compared to the sheer fear that he felt looking down at his restraints and his gloves and shoes ripping off due to the sheer massive size of his changing body.
“W-WHAT’S GOING ON?!”
Maybe he wouldn’t mind getting a growth spurt or two, but this was too much! The now werewolf-esc toon staggered off of his bed in fear it would break from his new size and assumed weight, clawing at the nearest wall to steady himself as he felt his spine popping like popcorn as he grew.
“HELP ME! SOMEBODY MAKE THIS STOP!”
Well, whatever force behind this was at least somewhat considerate, he stopped growing but he didn’t stop changing. He looked to his shaking hands that now more closely resembled hairless paws, complete with claws and ‘beans’. A million thoughts were rolling through Cameraman’s head, a million possible answers, and a million things that he should have done to prevent this, but the more he thought, the less any of those thoughts made sense.
“W̕H̀Ỳ ̧̧I̢S̵̢͟ ͝TH̴̀I̡S̸҉ H̡ĄP̀Ṕ̸͝È̢N͘I̛͟Ń͏͢G͠҉̶ ͘T͢O ̵̵͠M͏E̵?̷͡!̢͠”
It was getting harder and harder for him to think, his brain had might as well have been melting! He tried his hardest to think of a solution to his problem until he heard and felt something *SNAP* off of his head and he looked to the floor to see that both his flash and his film reel had been popped off of him. And with them, went all his worries. The creature didn’t need to think. At least, it didn’t need to think anywhere as much as it’s old form did, all that he needed was to kill and maim those who had wronged it. They didn’t need their hearts, so it might as well take it for them.
“W̴̡W̸R̢͟R̵͜R͠͝R͘R̸R̸R̴͡R̴͢ŔR̛R͏̧͏Ŕ̨̛R͏R͏̷͘R͏̴R̛R̢̧͝R̴̢R̶̢͟ŖR͘R͞R͠͠R͘͞͏R͏̧R̡̀RR̵̨R͜͡Y͟Ỳ̴͡Ỳ̕̕Ý͢͏Y̸̴Y̕͟!̸͘!̸̢!͜!̴̨͝“
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incorrect-ikevamp-quotes · 5 years ago
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Hi! Hope you're doing well~! I was happy to see that you like Shingen and The Mitsus- I kinda called it, haha! However I'm wondering if you guys are also familiar with/had an opinion on Edgar Bright from IkeRev because I feel like he fits your character type too? I literally downloaded the game for him because I never pass on #PrettyBoyAngst~
Hiya friend!! Tysm I’m good, I hope you’re doing well, too! :D Haha, they are indeed my favorites! You guessed right! Long live Shingen (too soon? too soon...) and the Mitsus!! 
Quick warning, I know the game has been out for a while but spoilers for Edgar rt below!!!!
I have indeed played IkeRev, and you are spot on!! My top three bias list from that game is Lance, Edgar, and Fenrir! (surprising no one lmao) I can’t make a cup of hot cocoa anymore without hearing in my head “AND YOU JUST HAVE TO TELL THEM EVERYTHING’S FINE BUT IT’S NOT FINE AND NO ONE WILL EVER UNDERSTA--” Edgar’s route just sincerely hits different. Like holy actual shit yo, boy smuggles us candy all I want to do is give him some sugar, c’mon IkeRev ;-; (CLAUDIUS IF I SEE YOUR MUSTY ASS IT’S ON SIGHT, ON SIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON’T FUCKING TEST ME YOU MONOPOLY GUY BITCH ASS--)
Honestly, Edgar is what we all wish ATLA Azula could have had. Yeah he was raised in a rotten environment and did what he had to do to survive, but the guy sincerely didn’t enjoy what he was coerced into doing ;-; and there was never anybody there to protect him. I cry whenever I start thinking about how he saw Zero in sincere need of guidance and affection, and went over to him without a second thought. (Granted, one could argue that Edgar benefited from Zero’s clear inability to fit in, but I really don’t see it that way. Edgar had no obligation to help him out, and very little incentive beyond a desire for mutual friendship. Despite their differences in status and/or capacity, Edgar treats Zero with no shortage of respect and consideration--he just teases him a lot LMFAO) Even when they bicker (IT’S ALMOST LIKE COMTE AND JEANNE AHAAHAHAHH I’M WHEEZING) it’s abundantly clear that neither of them have an ounce of real ill will directed at each other. 
I guess that’s also a sizable point of what I love about him. Against all odds, against everything he was taught and raised to do, he still chooses love. He doesn’t like hurting people, he doesn’t find any pleasure in the power plays/impositions that his uncle lives for. He just likes making people smile and laugh, he just wants to live normally like anybody else--his smarts and his skills be damned. At his core, he was a kid that was raised to be a monster, but even Claudius couldn’t beat the humanity out of him. There is...an utterly heartbreaking, but also profoundly moving aspect to that kind of tension. 
(Now that I write it, it reminds me a lot of Comte and Leonardo. They were both expected to take their place in the hierarchy of vampire/human society, but they both reject it so vehemently. They don’t see human beings as pawns, they don’t see them as playthings or even sources of nourishment. They acknowledge what they are, but they want to treat people with as much dignity and compassion as they can regardless. In the ageless words of Iroh, “Perfection and power are overrated. I think you were very wise to choose happiness and love.” While they may have been able to understand all of this on an instinctive level, they actively chose it over every motivation/coercion they were offered to be cruel and unfeeling. They bear their scars for choosing what’s important to them, just as Edgar does. It is a unique but debilitating pain that comes with being unanimously rejected by your community because you choose to deny the expectations of your upbringing and social status, especially when the standards that were imposed on you were glaringly immoral to begin with.)
And the thing that kills me the most is that Edgar just. Has always done this, has always chosen what’s right as much as he was able no matter how painfully thankless--if not actively harmful to his well-being--these choices were. So when MC takes notice, when she makes a conscious effort to return that mindfulness, he’s floored. It literally changes the landscape of his mind, he goes into a god damn crisis to be able to process what just happened. Imagine being so desensitized to positive attention that you have a trauma response in trying to deal with direct, unfettered goodwill. And don’t even get me started on that desperate moment where he just loses every ounce of calm when MC briefly loses faith in him/wavers. I don’t even remember the exact words exchanged I just remember the sheer devastation in the wake of that scene, the way I cried. There are no words for how much I love him and how little that man has been allowed to live. (AND LANCE SUPPORTING MY BOY!!!!!!!!! SCREAMING AND CRYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
Also. Idk if you've seen the “my desires are unconventional” Edgar memes but the ducky and roller coaster ones just SEND me, it was literally the reason I decided to do his route and I regret NOTHING 😂😂😂 
And the Creeks!!!! The Creek family!!!! I sob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So pure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Though now that you mention it there are a lot of elements in Edgar’s rt that align with Leonardo/Comte rt, feeling exposed 😂😂😂. I guess between them and Shingen/the Mitsus, one thing that I find really, really attractive is this notion of being kind to people with a deeply compassionate motivation. It’s not enough to say nice things, it’s the fact that they do care about the people they’re paying attention to, and seek to de-escalate conflict (whether internalized or externalized) as much as they can before it reaches an explosive point. They’re good to people with very little--if anything--to be gained in return, and they know what’s worth being grateful for in life. There is a breadth of altruism that is simply unmatched by some of the other suitors, a maturity that just draws me in like the proverbial moth to the flame; I fall head over heels in milliseconds. 
I do this a lot in real life but they are what I like to call “ninja nice”. They are schemin’ bois but the scheme is wanting to make you smile!!!! And it’s so god damn wholesome ;-; it never fails to make me laugh
I’m also deeply interested in this idea of “love at play.” It’s apparently a pretty common literary device/premise, but I wasn’t made fully aware of it until recently. The implication is that relationships are not only built on mutual feelings of affection, but also on a kind of language that people develop together; they find ways by which they comfortably tease, or poke fun, or just enjoy the same things and joke around while doing it. It may seem pretty intuitive to some, but for me this was a very new concept--I’ve never really seen it done before. And yet, I can see for myself that I tend to seek it out a lot without even knowing, and I think it’s a beautiful and crucial thing for people to share. It really makes me so happy to see :D <33333
So yeah, this is a house where we love and cherish Edgar Bright!!! I got a little side-tracked, but I hope I’ve answered your questions! Oh yeah, and as a note my wife also does love Edgar as well, we tend to share biases LMAO (Never on purpose, we always just watch/play the same stuff and come back like “THIS ONE!!!!!!!! YOU TOO!?!!?!? FLKHJAHGKHDLKJ”)
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the-heaminator · 3 years ago
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HERE I AM WITH MY VAGUELY HOMOSEXUAL HETALIA FANFIC BC ITS MIDSUMMER AND I SHOULD SLEEP. Please do not expect coherence. Gender swap bc Shakespeare did this once and also I give no shits rn. @hwsrarepairweek2022 day 5 supernatural, I hope this counts
"GUYS IT'S FUCKING MIDSUMMERS LETS SUMMON SOMETHIIIIING OR DO SOMETHING!" The forever excited Vlad yelled as he burst into the room in which England, Norway, Russia and Belarus were having a nice, calm cup of tea, or in Norway's case, coffee, dude did not like tea(fucking weirdo if I ever saw one) brandishing several knives and candles.
Granted about a third of the tea was some form of alcohol but no one was tipsy enough or sober enough to either play along and do something stupid, or think a filly coherent, logical thought(plus they also just wanted to cause chaos but would never admit that)
Ivan looked at Vlad Luke he grew a second head, but that was how everyone looked at him, so it was perfectly normal, "What did you have in mind?" With a slight cock of his head.
Vlad started rattling on something vaguely coherent but very dangerous and everybody shut him down unanimously, but they all did agree with the idea that, since it was midsummer and the barrier between this realm and the next was the thinnest, they would not summon fae or demons, but instead would inflict bodily changes on themselves, for a day or so. (Definitely a good idea guys)
They settled for something non threatening, as Arthur and Ivan both pushed forward spells of strength, but nobody wanted to deal with two of the most power hungry people this globe has seen with power, so that was short down.
No, no, no, this time it was to be Norway to come up with the stupid plan.
So Lukas, forever the cross dresser and the resident genderfluid guy came up with the idea about becoming the opposite genders "Like physically, Bela gets a dick and Ivan gets tits, though to be fair he already has them, must run in the genes ." He mused.
No one had any better ideas, so they chose this one, which is more of a sign about how bad their other ideas were then a show about their dumbassery, though it's a close call.
As they trouped down to Lukas's basement, where he held all his magic stuff and the other stuff he wanted no one to see, Belarus mused "So I'm going to be the only one turning male, while the rest turn female and Norway does his own thing because he does things, correct?"
This statement was indeed correct and they got on with the spell, with a silly amount of haste, meaning they definitely fucked something up.
Once the potion was brewed and the spell chalked down, they all began to chant and chant and chant.
Until they passed out.
When they awoke, Arthur felt just fine, not really any difference in his(her?) Body, however Belarus and Russia awoke rather differently.
While Arthur was fumbling around for its visual aids, Belarus woke up with a start, and immediately felt her(his?) chest, seeing it somewhat flat, showed it that it worked.
After Arthur found her glasses she looked over at Belarus who honestly looked quite threatening, but it was Belarus and she always looked threatening, so in her male form it wouldn't be too different she supposed.
Belarus was also laughing his ass off at Ivan, who was squirming uncomfortably in his jacket, mainly because he was still passed out and that his(her?) tits were straining against the already kinda tight fabric.
Arthur's mind right now was something like jesus fuck I knew I was gay for him but now that I'm a girl and shes a girl I'm somehow gayer, how does that work, are girls generally gayer, or am I bad at emotions. aaaAaaaaaAaAAAA WHY IS SHE SO PRETTY.
Lukas woke up, with a slightly less flat chest, though their tits looked much bigger than Arthur's near non-existent ones (flat in male, flat in female, but I'll give her thighs and ass.)
Ivan finally got his(her) ass up and immediately unbuttoned her coat, "Holy shit that was tight!" She said as she stretched and heard her muscles creak.
The dumbass who started this all, Vlad, had finally arisen, and looked like an anime vampire girl, red eyes, long hair, good sized tits, and was unmistakably quite soft, not like Ivan level soft, but still soft, granted his male form had been a little chubby too, but this translated into his female form very well, and overall everything was fucking great for her.
Now that they had all woken up, it was time for the examination.
Arthur had actually become taller in this female state, which meant that her clothes were now shorter and the messy blonde hair was linger, much, much longer and really needed to be put in a braid, flat chested, and flat assed did not stop Adthur from having some killer thighs as a female, which she did not have as a male.
She was truly embarrassed by the actions of her friends, and may have blushed a bit when Ivan poked her ass to see if anything was there or it was just bone.
Natalya looked undeniably handsome, though he looked absolutely ridiculous in the dress, strong shoulders and the kind of look which says "Come hither" and "Fuck off" at the same time a truly Belarus look. Also he still had the tits, because as we have learned, with the Kievan Rus brood, the tits are genetic and cross all gender boundaries. Sadly the height gene passed him and was only about an inch taller than his female counterpart.
Arthur could go on a full ramble about how pretty Ivan looked, both normally and as a female, but we are sparing you this at heam writes, mainly because the author is half asleep rn. But to grasp a general overview, she was currently sitting in a very close to bursting shirt, cross legged with long straight hair that a certain someone would love to play with (in both ways) and was currently getting silently moaned over. Nothing odd for Ivan there, except the fact that she was half an inch shorter, half a fucking inch. Though she still towered over everyone.
Lukas was pretty as fuck, she had very pretty "I will steal your soul" eyes of a dark midnight blue and her hair was long and platinum blonde. She was pretty flat but as that was nor a problem for anybody.
Guys there will be more I just want to post my nonsensical brainrot now and edit it to make sense and make more later.
GUYS AND GAYS ITS MIDSUMMERS NIGHT EVE AND MY DUMBASS HAS SHAKESPEARE ON MY MIND SO IMMA WROTE SOMETHING STUPID AND VAGUELY HOMOSEXUAL, ILL BE RIGHT BACK
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