#I'm so fucking jealous TT

[delzinrowe]

PLS HELP ME CHOOSE THE AESTHETIC OF MY NEXT THEME

[an-gothamite-aka-zannalial]

I fell in love with the idea that Damian was doing graffiti with his friends but none of his family members knew it was him, that was a really funny idea

Jason: I have to admit that my graffiti with Roy in Crime Alley wasn't bad

Damian: really. I thought you would be angry because, well, you were made half naked by that person

Jason: Actually I think it's kinda hot

Damian: *Immediately planning to make them kiss later

Steph: I quite like the graffiti that J.B made for me

Damian: I have to admit, Brown, you don't deserve anything that good

Steph: You're just jealous because you didn't get yours from him, maybe he doesn't like you, kid

Damian: I don't need something like that, it just insults my name

Steph: Well if one day he makes you and you smile you owe me 10 dollars

Damian: tt

Dick: That guy captured how hot I was really well

Dick: *starts talking about all the things that should be included

Damian: *Regret following his friend's idea

Cass: Love the graffiti

Damian: That's pretty good but still not enough for you Cain

Cass: still love it

Damian: *Regretting doesn't make it better

Cass: Are you sad, he might want to make you

Damian: I don't need that tt

Cass: I'll ask him

Damian: *Regret again because appeared in front of Cass

Tim: I'm glad someone wants to appreciate my existence since you tried to kill me

Damian: You shouldn't be happy Drake, just because one person makes you doesn't mean you're famous

Tim: look who jealous now, just because he don't get one

Damian: tt fuck you

Harper: that person make better graffiti in one night than Cullen in one week about me

Cullen: Don't pretend to forget that you also tried to make one but failed, sis. This means he is much more talented than you

Harper: Nuh uh

Cullen: Don't use what I teach against me, I dare you

Damian: *Just listen and watch this match

Duke: I guess I'll have to look this guy up and thank him, that graffiti is amazing

Damian: You don't need to do that Thomas, he made it mean he doesn't care if you thank him or not

Duke: I still want to do them, I think there are only a few that he hasn't made yet

Damian: yeah tt

Kate: I'm so hot on that graffiti, and so are you Luke

Luke: Yes, I need to admit it. But aren't there only three left?

Damian: I don't think so because that guy made some for the Rouge's to

Kate: Isn't it true I haven't seen him, I guess he'd make all Gotham freak then

Luke: probably

Selina: So O and I have already gotten one, doesn't that mean the only ones left are the two of you

Bruce: No. I got one too I checked, And it says fuck you

Selina: he doesn't like you then, that means now there's only one left that doesn't have one

Bruce: yeah

Damian: *Makes a super duper big about himself in the middle of the city

[wonton4rang]

Can you write about Taesan being jealous ( but he's not your bf ) pls understand what I mean TT

i gotcha! or at least i think i did :') (and i really hope i did)

warnings; toxic behaviour, usage of taesan's real name (han dongmin), kissing. mentions of leehan.

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tbh taesan doesn't seems like the jealous type, i mean, c'mon WHY in the world would HE be jealous? he's so handsome and secure about himself that i can't see him being actually jealous over stupid things. not even serious stuff, he would just get kinda mad/ offended and confront you directly, asking you what's going on before jumping into any conclusions.

so you just know something's not right when he directly asks "why were you with leehan? you know how late it was? you shouldn't be out with boys that late at night" you first did not follow what he meant because it didn't make any sense, why was taesan out of all people questioning who you hanged out with or at what time you did it.

"we met up to watch a movie at his place but how did you even knew about that?" taesan clicked his tongue while he looked away from your questioning gaze, running his fingers through his hair before facing you again, "why shouldn't i know? is there anything you don't want me to know?" well what the fuck was he thinking.

you did not have anything against leehan but did taesan really thought you liked him? he was definitely not your type, and you thought your closest friend in college taesan would know that.

"why are you acting like this? did i do something to you?" but this was not flowing as a conversation when all you guys did was make question after question.

"do you like him? you should know he likes danielle"

"and i don't give a single fuck, dongmin, i'm pretty sure he likes her by the way he wouldn't stop babbling about it last night"

taesan was getting icky with the way you mentioned leehan: 'last night', 'at his place', 'why are you acting like this?' did you really have to ask? his eyebrows were so frowned and you could tell that he was thinking so hard about his next words, the way he opened his mouth and closed it again giving you the feeling of expectation he shattered when he finally spoke "i don't think you should be meeting him at his place, not that late, and specially not just the two of you. and before you excuse yourself by saying he likes danielle, that does not mean anything to a boy" he looked down on you a few times before he laughed a bit, looking around and thinking about how comical you may think this situation was.

because it was comically stupid, he was not even your boyfriend, he had a thing for you and even though he was very secure about his appearance, it was not on his plans to loose you if you didn't like him back for any reason. so he just stayed there, putting himself in the friendzone everyone frenetically wants to escape just so he could keep you close.

"aren't you going to say anything?" dongmin clapped back and you finally came back to your senses, this time you were the one laughing, crossing your arms in top of your chest and tilting your head.

"i really don't know what to say. but do you have anything to say to me?" at this point you knew, there has to be something behind his words, you needed to open your eyes and understand that taesan was NOT the type to be this direct, this talkative, this touchy, this friendly, he was not the type to carry your backpack when you were tired or buy you food just because you said it looked good, he was not the type to make random jokes and help you out with homework at his place while he looked at you with so much admiration that you could physically feel his gaze.

and he definitely was not the jealous type of person that would make this type of scenes just because you were their friend and they were worried about you going out too late to a boy's dorm.

"i just don't want you to see him again, can't you do those things with me? is it so hard?" you just denied with your head, running a hand through your hair before closing your eyes and letting a sigh out.

"you know you can just tell me if you wanna hang out with me, but as you never did i-"

"that doesn't mean i want you to hang out with other boys" he quickly stopped your words 'i just don't trust myself around you' were his next words, he couldn't hold himself from wanting to kiss you lately, but he stopped beforehand, just letting out a complain before grabbing his bag from the floor of your dorm and making his way to the door "don't mind me, i'm sorry if i made you feel uncomfortable, i'll just go. goodnight"

but what taesan did not expect was your hand grabbing his black jacket and pulling down to make him stop, he looked at you, his back still facing you, his hand around the doornob and his eyes looking so sad yet expecting that it just made you feel some type of way that led you to say "can you stay the night?" he finally turned around to face you, looking so shocked and confused as he could be "i mean is late and i wouldn't mind some company"

"if that's the case then i think i should keep you company, right?" a smile ran through his lips, his eyes looking so bright and that little blush in his cheeks making him look like the most adorable boy you've ever seen, you looked down to notice you were still holding his jacket and instead of letting it go you just pulled him closer, both of your chests collapsing together and you could feel his breath growing faster and more nervous each second that went by.

and you really didn't know what you were thinking when you leaned forward and brushed your lips together as a form of asking for permission, permission that was granted when taesan quickly joined your lips in a sweet kiss, sweeter than you ever expected, specially with the recent argument you guys had, but it was better than anything you could've imagined.

he was so soft, so good at making your legs weak with a slow and warm kiss, his tongue poking your bottom lip and his right hand going up to your hair to get you closer to him, you stumbling with your own feet at the action but being carefully held by his other hand grabbing your waist after his bag fell to the ground. the kiss went on for a few more seconds, almost a minute, before you two pulled apart, you trying to look him in the eyes but he just looked at the ground because he was so ashamed :(

"dongmin?"

"you know i like you, right?" you just nodded when he looked up "well fuck, what gave me up?" you laughed, it was funny because you just realized during your kiss about his feelings, no one ever kissed you that way, with so much care and softness, he was so lovely that you just knew.

"your kiss was really sweet, you know?" and it was his turn to laugh, just looking back to the ground and then facing you to ask "so, what now?"

"well, you are staying the night, we can talk about it"

"we can't be friends after this, i can't, y/n"

"i never said we'll be friends"

and the night just went on, jealousy forgotten long ago and you two cuddling in the couch while you watched a random movie but it was truly just you two kissing all night :((

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this is my first taesan ask!! tysm, i hope y'all enjoyed 🫶

[jajasmiinee]

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bf!chris sturniolo

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warnings : fluff!

y/n

chris

matt

nick

english is not my first language so i'm terribly sorry if there's any english error

enjoyy!

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ꔫ bf!chris - who would buy you anything you lay your eyes on

✧ you're at the mall with chris, your boyfriend. the main reason you're there is to buy a new shoes for you. and you already bought one. you and chris passes a boutique store when you saw a pretty pink dress with a flower design. well, you just took a glance and continue to walk. you'd be lying if i say i don't want 'em, but you felt bad to spend more money. your thoughts were cut off when suddenly chris took your hand and walk through the boutique store. "you want this dont ya? then let's buy it" without waiting for your response, he already paid and give it to you with the brightest smile

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ꔫ bf!chris - who would tie your shoes everytime

✧ you and chris are just taking a night walk. you finally noticed that your shoe lace untied "oof-" you knelt down to tie it back when chris stopped you "no! let me do it, baby!" he quickly tie your shoe lace and pat your head

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ꔫ bf!chris - knows what you need

✧ "urgh- i just got my period this morning.." you walk towards to chris that's sitting at the table, taking a seat beside him "can you help me buy the-" within seconds, he put a bunch of pad on the table "no.. i want strawber-" you couldn't finish your sentence when chris push the pads away and he gave you a nice cut strawberries onto the tables "you know i likes it with bob-" "right behind you sweetheart" chris replied while still scrolling through tiktok "hm?!" your eyes widen when you saw boba milk tea without.. boba..? "where are the pear-" "oop sorry, that's nick's. here's yours" he gave you a milk tea WITH boba "hmp!" you slammed the tables and so do chris "oh you think you're funny? oh so you're suddenly copying me now? hmp hmp hmp!" you tried to hit chris but he managed to avoid it "hihii" you leans in as a joke, well, chris kisses you back.

(inspired by celine and david tt !!)

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ꔫ bf!chris - who wouldn't go to sleep angry at you

✧ you and chris are tugged into bed, facing the opposite side of each other. y'all got a quite massive argument earlier which is resulting this type of situation. you could feel the loo light movements beside you, chris. seems like he's uncomfortable. "y/n my lovee??" as you were about to fell asleep, he called out you name "hm?" you answer in irritation "love look at me.." chris pull your waist closer "whatt..?" you furrowed your eyebrows "i'm sorry about earlier.. i was being an asshole. please don't be mad at me" chris snuggle into the crook of your neck "hm hm yea.." you answer, half asleep "ooow lovee!! do you even paying attention??" chris pouts "i heard you loud and clear chris, yess i forgive you sweetheart" you chuckles softly, your eyes flickering in sleepiness "yayy okayy" chris laugh happily and cuddle with you. falling asleep in each others arm

(based on when chris said that he couldn't sleep when he's mad to his brotherssssss)

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ꔫ bf!chris - who's never embarrassed to match with y/n in public

✧ you and your boyfriend brothers decided to eat out together, to a fast food or anywhere that's delicious. matt and nick was already in the car waiting for you and chris to jump in "can you be faster?!" matt shouted "we're done!" you smiles brightly "go- oh!" matt eyes widen as he looks at you and chris. wearing matching spiderman hoodie "seriously?" nick laugh "why nottt?" you whined "fine get in the car i don't give a fuck about it anymore" matt rolls his eyes "you're just jealous mate"

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ꔫ bf!chris - who wouldn't let you do any work when you're sick

✧ you have a quite high fever today. you snuggles in your bed all day, letting chris take care of you "ngh" you whine as you tried to get up "woah woah woaaahhh! where are you goiiinggg?" chris hold your shoulder and squeezing it lightly "i need to tidy up my panties chris. it's been a long time since i tidy it up" you give chris a weak smile "no worries, i can do it!" chris pat his chest, prouuuddd "chris. it's my PANTIES. you? tidy? my panties?" you raised an eyebrow "i've seen them so many times doll. i even fucked you in them" chris replied with a wicked smile "oop. fine then" you lay back down "well i'm not wrong though"

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ꔫ bf!chris - who would never let you pay when you're with him. even if you insist

✧ you went to a coffee shop with chris. he wanted to follow even though he doesn't drink coffee that much. you're at the counter, taking your drink. a matcha latte. chris hate matcha. and matcha with coffee?? oh man.. "how much is it?" you ask the cashier "that would be $7.80" the cashier replied "oka-" you were about to pick up your card when you suddenly hear ‘bing!’ "huh?" you lift your head up a bit to look at the small screen. seeing ‘payment success!’ you look at chris. forming wicked smile on his face

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ꔫ bf!chris - who would share with you even though he hate sharing

✧ you stay at the sturniolo's house for a quite fee days due to some renovation to your house. you lay on chris's bed while him and his brothers are streaming. you felt thirsty. you took a glance at chris, seeing he's drinking pepsi. you approaches him and asked "chrissss, can i take a sip please?" you pouts "yea of course, y'know what. take it all i can take a new one" Chris replied "really??" you gasp "mhm!" chris nodded with a reassuring smile "thank youu" you jump excitedly while taking a sip

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ꔫ bf!chris - who would satisfy all your cravings

✧ you were sitting in the living room with chris. you stomach grumbles, you came across some wingstop mukbang. "oof.." you mumble as you watch the person eat. "babyy" you called chris out "ye- oh" chris was caught of guard when you gave him the cutest eyes "what do you want sweetheart?" chris ask with a sly smirk "hihiii can i have wingstop pleaseee?" you whine "of course" chris immediately order some

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so short man i thought it was longerrrr

[prince-dork-the-companion]

Batfamily Presentation Night - Pizza - Jason

Masterlist

Jason: Alright fuckers, my turn.

Tim: Uh oh.

Steph: This is going to go one of two ways.

Steph: Okay, I now know which way this is going.

Jason: For the record, I made this presentation last night after accidentally making eye contact with Bruce, so if I seem very angry, that's why - and it's mostly justified. Damian, I don't hate your pizza that much, but it's still bad.

Damian: You're just jealous.

Duke: I respect using your status as a criminal like it's a title.

Jason: It's my full legal name, actually.

Dick: EXCUSE ME?

Babs: Jay, are you really going to turn against me like this?

Jason: I stand by this entirely. Cheese pizza is boring and no one likes Dick Grayson.

Duke: I think he's pretty cool.

Jason: You haven't known him long enough.

Dick: :(

Cass: I like Dick.

Tim: [snorts]

Babs: I - You do know -

Jason: Again, I stand by everything stated on this slide.

Duke: This is oddly philosophical.

Steph: Jason you're no longer my favourite Robin.

Jason: You act like I care at all.

Duke: Man I'm just sitting here and I'm just being ATTACKED on ALL FRONTS.

Steph: PINEAPPLE DOESN'T BELONG ON FUCKING PIZZA YOU HETHAN.

Bruce: Stephanie, get off the table.

Steph: Stfu Bruce you're old.

Bruce: ...

Tim: [sips coffee loudly] I dunno what all the fuss is about, it's just Pizza.

Steph: Shut up Tim you're a war criminal.

Damian: I don't mind the taste of pineapple on pizza. It's not bad, but I don't understand why you're so angry about it, Brown.

Steph: I hate this FUCKING FAMILY.

Cass: You love us. :)

Damian: TODD -

Bruce: Damian, off the table. Don't try to stab your brother.

Jason: He can try.

Damian: This is why Mother didn't want you around me.

Steph: WOAH -

[Long, collective silence]

Steph: Bruce what?

Bruce: I don't like getting grease on my fingers.

Steph: BRUCE WHAT?

Tim: The disrespect on this slide.

Steph: WE CANNOT GLOSS OVER BRUCE EATING WITH A FORK AND KNIFE.

Duke: Rich people...

Jason: You're one of us now, Shrimp.

Duke: Aw, shit.

Duke: The animosity...

Dick: I'm on the edge of my seat.

Tim: Not the STOCK image.

[uproar]

Steph: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, JASON?

Dick: HUH?

Damian: You put... fish on your pizza? Todd, what has gotten into you?

Duke: I'm gonna hyperventilate.

Tim: Lord, give me strength...

Duke: All of you were hating on MY TASTE, meanwhile Jason was RIGHT HERE the WHOLE TIME.

Steph: You're going to hell. Straight, DIRECTLY to hell.

Babs: Because nothing else Jason has ever done will land him in hell.

Steph: EVERYTHING ELSE HE DID WAS JUSTIFIED.

Bruce: Stephanie...

Steph: YOU CAN'T DEFEND THIS BRUCE HE PUT FUCKING FISH ON PIZZA.

Steph: NO, NOTHING you say is going to fix this Jason. I'm disowning you.

Tim: Half the time you aren't even one of us because -

Steph: SHUT UP DRAKE!! I'M GOING THROUGH A BREAKDOWN RIGHT NOW LEAVE ME ALONE. This is it this is my Jason Arc.

Duke: [loud breathing]

Damian: This whole event is unnecessary. I've got better things to do -

Jason: If I can't escape family bonding time, you can't escape family bonding time.

Damian: Tt.

Tim: Steph, are you good now?

Steph: No. I'm never going to recover from this.

Duke: I am no longer hyperventilating.

Dick: Let's just - move on -

Tim: I'll go next.

Steph: Uh oh.

TO BE CONTINUED

[piko-chan]

How are you doing today, piko? I hope you're taking care of yourself because with how cute you are it would be a crime not to?! I really love your hair and makeup, and you're clearly so fashionable, if I didn't have to wear an armor all the time I would want you to help me pick out my outfits! But yeah, just a visit from your knight, I hope your day is going great, or at least becomes that way =D

-- Internet knight

AAA MY FAV ANON AGAINNN!!! I'M SORRY FOR NOT RESPONDING SOONER

I had a fucking terrible day. The whole time I was just drawing to keep myself sane ><

First my mom criticised my look and made me feel insecure, then got a 1 grade (F in my grading system), then shitty classes, then I made my gf cryyyy and now it's way too late and I wanna keep doing stuff but I have classes at 8am tomorrow TT

I hate it, I hate it!!!

Gonna exercise a bit and draw to make myself feel more productive><

But your ask made it all better! I blabbered about you to my gf but she got a bit jealous so I stopped. But I was literally sparkling when talking about youuuu. You're so cool Ahhh, a real life knighttt!

[miupow]

LIA I'm dying right now like okay so I've been pretty hard on sub! soobin but my thoughts have been wondering for a couple hours and like I swear he has to be some sort of dom when he's around others with you and acts all tough but the second you're alone together you have that man wrapped around your fingers willing to do anything you being so subby!

-💪

oh soobin.... i always go so back and forth with soobin TT i looveee sub soobin but i also lovvvee dom soobin... he's very switchy to me. definitely a pillow prince tho, loves laying back n watching his baby do all of the work <33 esp if he gets praise for it oml.. would go so dumb when you tell him he's a good boy, loses his mind listening to you whine and whimper about how good he makes you feel riding his big fat cock hehe~~ >///<

i think he def comes off as a dom in public i agree,, i think he gets jealous easily too n it's easy to tell lol!! sulky pouty baby~~ def more service top-y when he's jealous!! needs to remind you how good he fucks u, no one else just him <333 ugh im so weak for soobie...

[steelflexbell]

This person is weird these are their comments on TT about Janet and Drake..don't share this message I don't want to cause harassment to any one or hate..they most likely not true and I hope they are fake

the link

https://www.tiktok.com/@lolo453215/video/7357519575963012358?lang=en

She cheated. Let him for another guy. She's a horrible cruel person. She did a lot more horrible things than that to him. He's better off without her.

Amber what's your source for these claims???

I know her and her family personally.

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-Other comments from the same person

Janet wanted Drake to Unlive himself. She she can replace him with her new B/F. She cheated and is a cruel horrbile person. Hes better off with Ela

Not after janet cheated on him and tired to get him to unlive himself. Janet is a horrible cruel person. She still doing horrible things to him.

After what the cruel things Janet did and still doing to him He does. SHe's so 100% better than janet. Janet is a horrible cruel person.

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Thats just rumors. He never dated or SA'd any minors. They girl that made the accusations was a proven liar in court.

Yes. THe FBI would of found evidence on his PC/Phone. He wouldn't be talking to one person. All they found was a DM from the girl.

Thats what he got in trouble for. They didn't find anything sexual. If they did he would've a lot more charges.

Drake Dosn't have cover up money. If he did he would of kept out of the press. The FBI would of charged with a lot more than an DM .

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I hope they never get back together. Janet is a horrible cruel person. The things she done & still doing to him is beyond cruel.

What did she do? She seemed very protective over him when they were together and supported him when he was going through tough times so I don’t know what you mean.

Cheated, Tired to get him to unlive himself to replace him with her new B/f. Lets her new B/f play daddy and barely lets him see his son. A lot more

I am sharing this to set the record straight and to keep my word on internal checks and balances within the fandom.

That person is a jealous fan who views Janet as competition. She sadly isn't the first or only fan like that. My main criticism is that she isn't holding up her end of the agreement to protect their son's privacy and keep him offline.

Drake sees his son fairly often. They were spotted together last month before his concerts. This was corroborated by multiple people who've taken selfies with him, not to mention the fact he attended his son's birthday party as stated in an interview. He's an extremely busy guy who travels a lot. That isn't exactly conductive to a stable childhood which is why Janet is the primary parent outside of Drake working on healing and his sobriety. However, it's extremely safe to assume he's in frequent contact with his son since his son is known to adore him.

Drake has spoken highly of Janet in interviews and though I do have my own speculation, I am not going to share them as ultimately, the factors that led to the end of their marriage is none of my business. So, I'm content enough to know that they cooperatively co-parent their son.

These fans have a very fairytale view of relationships, so it's easier to box Janet in as a villain than recognize that adult relationships are full of complexities. I do wonder how they came to the conclusion that Janet cheated when Drake has admitted to having issues staying faithful during their relationship and also during his previous relationships.

She also didn't try to get Drake to kill himself. He rawdogged life for 20+ years, the Jane Doe case traumatized him, and running away from his issues had caught up to him. He was not in a good mental state at the time. Janet giving him the ultimatum that it's either their son or drugs was his breaking point and wake up call.

If a fan hates the fuck out of Janet, there's a good chance they're jealous she got to marry him and have his son. This ties heavily into the fandom's parasocial relationship issues. He's not a complex person but a traumatized Ken doll to some of these people.

[gladdygirl18]

Okay okay so uhmmmm..... I feel like I'm gonna cry from how happy and loved I feel rn...... 🥹🥹🥹💖💖 (blue me, pink GF)

So yesterday night, my GF, our 2 friends, and I were watching Fairy Tail (the GMGs specifically), and I started teasing my GF about something that's gonna happen later on in the show (lovingly, ofc). When I got back from getting something to drink, I walked up to my GF and smiled, being a brat. She scoffed and held out her hand (does this whenever she wants me to sit next to her or on her lap). I took her hand and she yanked me onto her lap. A few seconds passed and she started poking my sides before she really started tickling, scribbling across my sides and kissing my neck (I was so happy 🥰😊💖)

When all was said and done, the match between Mirajane and Jenny started and ngl..... I got a bit jealous cuz IK how much my GF loves Mirajane as well as a lot of other women in Fairy Tail..... and it kinda got under my skin. When I told her this before we went to bed, she started teasing me about it, saying "Karma" before tickling me AGAIN 😳💖 (it made me feel better)

Later on that night, I randomly asked my GF, "How do you do it?" She replied with "WDYM?" "I know we're together and normally asking for things or expressing our concerns helps better our communication skills, but..... it's hard for me, y'know?" "Asking for what... in what regard? You mean when I~....?" (Rated R stuff I won't get into) "Not just that, it's...."

Bro when I tell you this conversation was so flustering omgggg 😳🤭🫣 but it has a good ending

"Often times when I'm sad or upset, I.... sometimes want to ask you to.... tickle me cuz it'll cheer me up but.... it's really hard to do that...." My GF turned over and said, AND I QUOTE, "Well, why don't we come up with a word or phrase to tell me you want that, even if there are... prying eyes...."

BROOOOO WTFFF 😳😳😳 I SWEAR TO FUCK I THOUGHT I WAS DREAMING WHEN SHE SAID THAT!!!! 🫣🥰🥹💖I AM LITERALLY LIVING OUT MULTIPLE TICKLE FANFICS RN WTFFFF💖💖💖💖

After some thinking, we settled on the phrase "necesito sonreir" which means "I need to smile." Simple yet effective

I swear to fuck I have never been more happy in my life rn, omggggg.💖🫶🏾🥰 Now whenever I want tickles (whether I'm in a good mood or bad mood) I just say that phrase and I get tickles. Omgggg I'm legit tearing up rn, broooo🥹🥹🥹

Yeah so that's my little TT (tickle tea) for the week. I'll probably post more if anything happens after this. Might make a series off this who knows, I'll start tagging these as #tickle tea stories

Tagging the fwends: @giggly-squiggily @cutesmokes @burningablaze @lovelymessybubbly @otomiyaa @sunstone-smiles

[rinasluv]

Female Reader with Seulgi for that idea?

Hell In Heaven

[ Red Velvet's Seulgi X Fem!reader ]

warnings: established relationship, grinding, groping, kind of cheating? (Is it cheating lmk pls TT) idk, strap on / dildo sex, oral (receiving), clit slapping, spanking?, marking/hickeys, overstimulation, orgasm denial, basically filth bec I'm horny, kinda fluffy at the end tho <3

minors don’t interact

word count: 1239

making your girlfriend jealous isn't the best idea, unless you want a good fucking that is...

You were doing this on purpose, there was no way it wasn't on purpose, no way in hell. Seulgi knew you well enough to know your antics, however it did take her a while to realize what your plan was when you dragged her to a party hosted by a close friend of yours. Seulgi was perplexed the minute you told her to get ready, after all you weren't a fan of parties either, but you had insisted that you both go seeing as it was hosted by a close friend of yours, absolute bullshit, looking back Seulgi mentally face palms herself for being so naive.

But there you were, on the dance floor dancing, if you call it that, with a guy while staring your girlfriend dead in the eyes, but there wasn't much dancing going on, just a lot of grinding and groping, especially on the guy's part. Your relationship wasn't knew, but it was private, a secret between you two, your families an a few very close friends. That wasn't what made Seulgi snap though, the last straw was when you turned around to face the guy, looked Seulgi in the eye, and kissed him straight on the lips. Cheers and wolf whistles erupted from the crowd, Seulgi was not having it though, she pushed through the crowd, got up onto the dance floor and roughly pushed the guy away from you. The crowd went silent almost immediately while Seulgi dragged you off the dance floor, and outside into her car, leaving everyone shocked.

"You think you're smooth huh? Just wait till we get home" promised Seulgi lowly, getting into the driver's seat. "Wait for what? For you to get jealous over a little kiss? Please Seulie it's not that big of a deal you know?" you replied, fixing your hair and makeup in the overhead mirror before glancing at Seulgi, who didn't even spare you a look, let alone grace you with a reply. The car ride was dead silent after that point, tension hanging in the air, every few minutes you would glace at your girlfriend looking straight in front of her at the read, paying you no mind.

Once you had arrived at your shared apartment, you both got out of the car and walked to the elevators equally silent, and stayed that way throughout the elevator ride until you reached your door. Seulgi got out the keys from her pocket and swiftly opened the door, and took off her shoes. You followed in her footsteps and once you got up and locked the door, you turned around to have Seulgi suddenly pin you to the door. "Oh so now you wanna talk- umph", Seulgi cut you off pressing her lips to yours and slipping her tongue inside your mouth, she could taste the alcohol and the guy's lips on yours, it only fueled her anger more. It wasn't even a fight for dominance, Seulgi overpowered you massively, taking over your body and claiming it as hers.

She cut off the kiss and started to press kisses to your neck and collarbones, eliciting soft moans from you. "Ah- Seulie wait are you mad at- mph more!" The sensation felt so good that you couldn't form a proper sentence without getting cut off, and much to your disappointment. She took your hand and guided you to your shared bedroom, roughly pushed you onto your bed, and climbed over you. "You think you can get away with your little antics? Not on my watch, I'm gonna make you regret even looking at that guy" she growled before kissing you once again, slipping her tongue into your mouth while her hand went down to your crop top, slipping underneath to play with your nipples causing you to moan into the kiss.

“Seulgi… want your fingers please” you whined out, back arching in desperation, “such a whore… do you think you deserve it though?” Seulgi asks as she strips you, fingers pressing down on your clit through your clothed cunt. “Please I’ll be good I promise” you pleaded, Seulgi slips off your panties and rubs your clit in fast circles, the sudden pleasure having you squirming, before your moans are cut off by a sharp squeal as Seulgi slaps your clit, eliciting loud moans from you. “Don’t tell me you thought I let you off so easily?” Seulgi mocks you as she shifts you onto your stomach, laying across her lap. “Fifteen, don’t lose count or else” says Seulgi before her hand comes down on your ass, bringing more moans from you

Your head was in a daze as you struggled to think straight and count correctly while Seulgi’s hand slapped your ass so deliciously. You breathed a sigh of relief when you counted the fifteenth slap. “Good girl, since you held out so well, I guess I can give you a treat” says Seulgi before she flips you onto your back, only to dive down to your pussy and start sucking on your clit, as your moans increase in volume. Her tongue travels down to your hole, licking and teasing it to get you riled up. “Seulie please… please put it in me” you beg as you pant from overdrive “well since you asked so politely” Seulgi says before inserting her tongue into your cunt, making your back arch from the sudden pleasure, moaning out her name like a mantra.

Your orgasm approaches you quickly as Seulgi licks up your juices to no avail, only to suddenly pull away, making you whine out loud, orgasm slowly fading away. Seulgi lands a slap on your clit, making you suddenly moan loudly “I don’t think you deserve to cum yet, don’t you?” Seulgi says while smirking, looking at your desperate eyes, back arching with need. “Guess I can’t keep my baby waiting too long hm?” Seulgi gets up and starts stripping, then fetches something from her closet, none other than her double ended strap. She inserts one half into her sopping pussy, before positioning the other end towards your hole.

She pushes the cock in with no warning, making you almost scream as you spasm and cum almost immediately from the intense pleasure of being stretched out so well. “That quick? Looks like I need to teach you a lesson not to come so quick the ?” Seulgi taunts before slamming the cock at a fast and hard pace in and out of your pussy. You uncontrollably moan and squirm, looking for something to hold onto as the overstimulation dogs your head, tears building up from the pleasure. Seulgi fucks you so well, cock rearranging your insides, loud squelches from your cum and juices build up, giving you some lubrication, making it easy for Seulgi to slam in and out of your cunt.

“Fuck… I think I’m close, cum with me ok?” Seulgi pants out as her thrusts start to become more sloppy, until she suddenly thrusts one last hard thrust making you both moan out loud, cumming together, you ride our your orgasms, Seulgi laying on top of you for a moment to catch your breath. She gets up as the cock slips out of you before taking her end out and flopping onto the bed next to you. “I didn’t go to hard did I?” Seulgi asks as she brushes your hair out of your face, concern written all over her. “No, you were perfect Seulie”

authors note: ahhhh finally got this done! I said I was gonna post during the holiday but after writing the message I suddenly had the urge to finish this off so here you guys go, enjoy my fellow horny people!

[panelshowsource]

random thoughts dump of the week bc none of this deserves its own post

coming down from a smol john kearns kick and really enjoyed it, guy has a ridiculously sweet presence and i really like his voice. it also brings me great joy his previous career was working in museums and as a tour guide. i would like that life, i think (i worked at universal orlando for a little bit in 2013 and was always super jealous of the vip tour guides lol). he mentioned on one of his rhlstps that despite winning arguably the biggest (british) comedy awards there are, he never released a standup special or dvd, and he kinda wants to keep it that way so he has something special between him and his live audience — and that really made me sad face. like, my guy, what about those of us who can't see you bc won't leave that damn island. (also ed gamble's new tour having no nyc date felt personal...) in another episode, he talked a little about, in great part due to social media, people want comedians they can know everything about, get the whole look of; comedians who are the same people onstage as off. he's not like that and doesn't really like the idea of that. i think there's a lot to say about that subject but i'll just leave it for now...

speaking of touring ed byrne next week!!! and jimmy and alan carr coming up!! what a fun time :')

speaking of rhlstp and ed, one thing that occurred to me and i thought was quite funny upon listening to his recent episode is that both richard and ed have that self-aware side of them that admits to bitterness, professional jealousy, annoyance with critics/haters, believing they're not as successful as they deserve to be, etc. while it can come off whiney here and there, it's not too obnoxious or anything, i just found it amusing they had this (often concealed or private) quality in common. i might even put jenny eclair in that camp (others too but that's a discourse i don't really wanna start lmao)

if another youtuber, following amelia dimoldenberg (and munya? does he count?), had to go on taskmaster i would probably vote for ollie kendal off of jolly. in my mind he and alex would be genuinely good friends outside of the show

man i miss the horne section podcast so bad

honestly, i'm a little surprised david mitchell doesn't have a podcast. he loves radio, it's not too demanding of a gig, and he's got tons of interests that could make engaging premises for podcasts... i'm sure someone has floated this to him before, so i need the reason why he said no. maybe he was busy with his book. would love a history pod fr

does anyone else ever remember when david mitchell was in rick and morty and just sit back and go O_O also when he was on graham norton with hillary clinton like lmaooo i just love the idea of the booking agents for that show being like "we're having fucking hillary clinton on who can we bring for comic relief who is a household name but not problematic but intelligent but actually funny" i mean they hit the jackpot of course but it cracks me up that that's his brand

did david ever watch succession? rob def did but i need more about it from both of them

sometimes i think about when david accepted his bafta for peep show and the music that was playing while he walked to the stage was "sex on fire" by kings of leon hahahahaha like what who was djing that night fr

where did charlie brooker go

speaking of back in the day — and i do mean back, like 15+ years ago — and my main panel show obsession was buzzcocks, there were a few non-comedians who would come on panel shows who were properly fucking funny, like martin freeman and josh groban, and i'd always pray they'd eventually come on again. and i think at the time the person at the top of my list was professor green. how random is that TT he was just always up for laugh and just so likable. i also LOVED the song "just good to be green" with lily allen in like 2010 lmaooo this really ages me :)

been really enjoying some old angus deayton-hosted stuff, like old hignfy and wilty. i got into panel shows after he'd stepped out of the spotlight, but i remember being crushed when i found out about his scandal. i also remember stephen fry standing up for him and chastising paul & ian publicly after That Episode of hignfy — which absolutely blew my mind, even though stephen has always said what he thinks — and i agreed with him and am not sure even today if i fully forgave paul & ian for how they treated angus. ik he's still here and there, but i wonder if we'll ever see him in any properly notable capacity again

just watched the latest hignfy actually and jack dee pheww he's ageing very nicely let me just say it and pheww emmanuel sonubi please and thank you. also, paul's outfit was quite nice. an enjoyment of the eyes indeed

i've been making a lot of typos in my gifs lately for literally no reason other than not proofreading my rushing and it's embarrazzing i'm gonna do better

speaking of gifs i have NOTHING!!! in my drafts folder. nothing. no content. nothing is made. nothing in the queue. [sigh] sounds like tonight we be bustin it out huh. idk about other gifmakers (i actually don't follow any other panel show blogs, but this isn't necessarily a panel show blog thing, just a regular original content thing) but i don't usually make gifs throughout the week — instead, like, marathon gif like two times a week and build up 10–20 drafts to post throughout the week. if you gif every single day or to keep up with all of the new content, it starts to become a chore, which is never fun :(

speaking of which i probably won't gif outsiders too much because people don't seem to care too much about it + the webrips are just...so ugly in gif form, even at 1080p! it's a dave thing fr, taskmaster used to be the same way -_-

okay here we go into gif mode btw i got some of your requests and will def make them!!

[ariestrxsh]

https://www.tumblr.com/ariestrxsh/764864742307348480/oh-and-heres-the-matt-version-to-that-tt-edit-i

OH 😩 these FED my chratt brain thank you….matt smirking and licking his teeth and bandanna chris…i’m gonna fucking combust

-🗣️

Whoever made those edits deserves a raise, a Nobel Peace Prize, and woman/man/person of the year bc it's such a unique intro and so hot.

Like bc of those edits, I crave a scene where I'm lying on my back, and Matt is mercilessly plowing into me while Chris is fucking my face, and they keep getting jealous about who I'm giving the most eye contact to, and they both keep saying, "Stop watching him. Look at me instead," with that same possessive and dominant inflection in their voices. Fuck, I'm gonna cum.

[aseriesofunfortunatejan]

A GENBU fan's guide to using GENBU Lite SynthV (no one asked)

Download SynthV Basic (it's free)

Download Genbu Lite (it's free)

For the most part that's it. You now have husband material in your computer for free 👍

But if you were here for some advice on how to make the best out of it, since it's a free Standard voicebank - and the only masculine one at that...

I personally recommend the following:

If you're using a VSQx, UST, svp or anything that was originally sung by a feminine voicebank, lower it by one octave. You can do that easily by selecting all notes (Ctrl+A) then pressing Ctrl+D. (Ctrl+U does the opposite.)

Ctrl+A when it's like this:

And Ctrl+D will do this:

This is not mandatory. This is a step to try out if you were confused about his voice being too high pitched. However, it is okay to use a higher octave if that's what interests you for your project! Not only that, but because GENBU Lite's range is fairly small, you will most likely find him easier to use in a range between C3 and C4 - and no lower.

If your project is mostly within his range but requires some lower notes, my personal Tip and Trick is to lower the fuck out of the Breathiness parameter.

For example, my cover of "Orizuru" had an overall breathiness parameter of -0.130, but for notes that reached C3 and lower, it looks like this:

On other files, for other songs, I didn't bother to do it note by note and just did this for the entire file:

It will instantly make him sound clearer. You can then adjust loudness, tension and such note by note if you'd like.

One last tip would be. Keep in mind that he's a standard voicebank. You might be tempted to use Mai, or Sora, or Teto's auto tuning on him; but it might not sound very good. Standard voicebanks, especially their Lites, may require "flatter" tuning to sound their best. This is coming from someone who loves her AI voicebanks and their auto tuning 👍You should DEFINITELY try what you want and have fun with it, but sometimes they won't stick the landing and are better off staying safely on-key.

I don't think I'm the best at using GENBU Lite by a long shot - some people have me jealous, and I'm in fact not that good with masculine voicebanks, though I love them so much and they inspire me to practice - and most importantly, even the biggest GENBU stans will tell you that his SynthV Lite isn't the best. Still, I honestly like it. Testing it out is what made me fall in love with GENBU and his himbo-core loudness; I'm very thankful to have him as a free product, especially since he was the only masculine Lite voicebank for a long time and still is the only Japanese masculine Lite; and I think that with the habits I mentioned above and with practice, he can actually sound really nice, even raw (and even better if you're good at mixing).

Is it the brainrot talking? Maybe. But in case you hadn't considered trying GENBU Lite at all, I think you should! You might have fun! He's a funny guy and he looks good!!!

I'm still seriously looking forward to a potential GENBU AI and I obviously hope he sounds closer to his VP, and even to his VOICEVOX TTS voicebank. I also assume it would have better range and be easier to use. Still, GENBU Lite exists right now; it can sound nice; it's free; it's an option. Even if we get a more accurate GENBU AI in the future, I will keep a soft spot for the sound of his old standard Lite. SynthV AI haters should be with me on that one... But tl;dr: yes GENBU can have a voice of his own that is worthwhile without randomly trying to make him sound like Teto.

And tl;dr: the way to make him sound "less like a chipmunk" is not to mess with his gender parameter but to make him sing in an octave more within his range.

[lixenn]

Looked up a article from nature on pubmed and it's fucking free??? I didn't need to go via scihub???

This feels like meeting a unicorn in the wild ngl

Also two of my friends did their defense yesterday and honestly I'm so jealous TT I also want to have my result presentation over and done with but I will probably only be able to present in September because my prof is on holiday last week of August and first week of september. But I can't do it know because I sitll don't have all my results! Because my supervisor is a fucking greedy bitch and needed to squeeze another experiment in -.- which... dude.... I'm relieved that he will do most of the work for it because that was a major dick move but i will still need to do analysis stuff.

And that takes time not just experimental but also doing data analysis.

With me having one week less time because I will go to sweden before my deadline this is going to be a pain. (Let it be known that I wanted to go in the last september week but my friends didn't have time which... ugh I'm scared I won't manage to finish before my vacation).

I hope I will be able to finish my introduction this week and then I might start with the result part. I won't be able to do the quantitative data because I need statistics for that (and I can't do that because first the program I need to use is behind a paywall and second I don't actually know how to do the statistic thing).

[saltygilmores]

Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls, Season 2, Episode 9, "Run Away Little Boy". Part 2

You can read my previous reviews here.

If you have to keep repeating something out loud like this, it probably isn't true. Every time Rory or Lorelai say Rory's relationship with Dean is "a really good thing going right now", God plucks a whisker off a kitten. TWWGG= We Make Weird Metaphors.™

The Time Traveler hath returned (after a stop for a quick shave, apparently). I forgot to add that in the middle of all this DL/Rory/Dean drama, Lorelai went on her date with TT and had fun but twas not meant to be but she was happy to discover she could Date Casually ™ after Max.

A crystal clear Tomatos Sign spotting! Lorelai to Rory, who is stifling laughter: What? Say it! Rory: Nothing, I always wanted a little brother. Lol. And we have another scene for the Rory's Bizarre Food-Related Habits Hall of Fame. Rory picks up her burger and walks out of the diner without putting it into a to-go box. Is this the neatest burger ever that doesn't drip grease or ketchup? Like the time she walked out with a piece of French toast in her hand with no syrup dripping down her uniform? Luke's Diner Motto: Do You Think We're Made of To Go Boxes Or Something? Carry Your Own Food.™

I kind of look like Lorelai right now after the suffering this episode has put me through. Lorelai apparently talked about Luke on her date with Time Traveler or at least has mentioned Luke on some other occasion. Time Traveler even knew about Rachel. STOP. EVERYTHING. A MIRACLE HAS JUST OCCURED IN STARS HOLLOW! LORELAI PAID FOR HER FOOD!

Luke In My Gritty Gilmore Girls Reboot titled "The Hollow": "You are hereby banned from this establishment. Get the fuck out."

God, Dean is so creepy. And not to say I'm an expert on Shakepeare, but Tristan reciting Shakespeare was...wow. That was some of the worst line reading I've ever heard, ChadMIchaelMurrayDietLogan.

The lips are getting reaaaal thin!

While looking straight at Dean, making Rory panic that he's about to tell Dean about their kiss, but he turns it around and pretends he was just talking about a scene from the play. Sneaky, disgusting, an absolutely vile piece of dog shit either way.

Honestly if I were Rory the sweet release of death would be preferable to being alive and having to suffer these two Butts With A Capital B.

Let's all Take Five and have an Ancient Cellphone Break.

Lips are realllly thin. Practically invisible.

I don't know how much longer I can tolerate this shit stain talking to Rory like this. How is this the fourth or fifth time I've suffered through this show? Why am I doing this to myself? Am I that masochistic? I'm in pain. Dean is such a piece of shit that I am concerned for Jared Padalecki himself, in the same way that Milo Ventimiglia's mother thought he had suffered some kind of unspoken childhood trauma because he played dark villains so believably. Are you ok, JarPad? How are you this believably awful?

This is horrible. I want to shut it off. There are 9 minutes left in the episode. Ugggggggggh. Poor Rory. PUNCH HIM! PUNCH HIM! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! The next episode is the Bracebridge Dinner. My second favorite episode and a shining beacon of of light, joy, minimal drama, and Jess galore in his ugly brown winter coat. You can do this, TWWGG. You can do this.

Oh my god my blood is just BOILING right now.

Portrait of the author.

Let's take turns. Something should absolutely fall on your head, but also, I really need something big to fall on mine right now. I would welcome the sweet, sweet unconcious state where when I wake up this episode is over and I'm watching The Bracebridge Dinner. (Context: Lorelai is annoyed because everyone is calling her a pedophile). (Because of her date with the Time Traveler, not because she's absolutely having an affair with 17 year old Dean Forrester). Luke is grumpy with her for going on a date with this guy. Jealous or something. Whatever. I'm tired of these men. Sure, Jess has not made any appearance in this episode yet. But with 5 and half minutes left to go, my pain and suffering is about to be rewarded in other ways. With one tiny scrap and one medium scrap to gnaw on and one big, big juicy hunk of meat. Justice, thy name is Amy Sherman Palladino! (and Chad Michael Murray leaving for another TV show). The small scrap:

Lane's face while she's watching Henry. My girl is feeling things. Stirring, yearning, Un-Christian things. The medium scrap: Paris taking Diet Logan's part as Romeo to Rory's Juliet. Sweet. And the big one:

DIET LOGAN IS GONE!!!!! GONE GONE GONE GONE!!!!!!!! WHO CARES WHY!!! HE BROKE INTO A SAFE OR SOMETHING WHO CARES!!! GOODBYE!!!! *PUNTS HIM IN THE ASS*

Look at Dean creeping again in the background!!! But I'm so happy we're back down to only one clown instead of two!!!! Wait, there's still Christopher. Still two clowns left. God damn it. #ClownMath He's getting shipped off to military school lol he'll be eaten alive probably lol BYE

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya #BYE "Take care of yourself Mary." Ahahah I won't have to hear anyone call Rory a stupid nickname again because I'm not watching this show past season 4 ever again and I won't have to suffer through Full Calorie Logan calling her "Ace" yay!

Ahhhh. *breathes in* Everything just feels...a little more right once more.

A sea of confusion.

Dean: Did you and Paris actually kiss or was that just a stage thing? Shut up. The episode ends on a sweet little note of Luke & Lorelai talking about how they can rely on each other. Not even a drop of Jess in this episode. Not even a shot of him in the background cleaning the counters. Nothing, zip, nada. But... BRACEBRIDGE DINNER NEXT!

[mrs-monaghan]

is it weird if it makes me glad you post about jk and his little "jeonlous"/possessive moments towards jm? i tried talking about it on a few jikook blogs in the past and got called out for it and i don’t really get why some jikookers are so careful to even suggest jk might be a bit possessive of his bf.. meanwhile some other jikookers greatly exaggerate those moments or see them everywhere. jm is insanely attractive, he has this sort of special aura and magnetism that makes both men and women be drawn to him, i don’t find it weird that jk could be a bit worried about that. i honestly found it quite cute, but i was told i should question myself if i find display of jealousy cute cause it’s toxic blah blah blah so i started doubting myself. but i wasn’t talking about toxic behavior, jk never came across to le as controlling or creepy or anything like that but just madly in love and probably a bit insecure. much less now it seems, i’m happy he seems more confident. for some people it seems that there is no nuance, it’s either good or bad.. i like reading your posts, you don’t seem to be constantly on the edge it’s appreciable really

Is JK more confident, or has he learnt how to hide it?. Thats the question

First of all, people who say Jikook don't get jealous.. fuck these people with a cactus. People be shouting Jikook is real from the rooftop but nitpick which parts of their relationship are worth acknowledging. Some have been brainwashed by big accounts that hate the jeonlous, Jimlous narrative. Which I get. Alright? I understand. This has been greatly exergerrated but it doesn't mean it's none existent. And I already touched on this before; it's not even jealousy its mostly annoyance. Or irritation. Jikook can't Jikook without members having aneurysms but its okay for other members to be all over Jimin? All over JK? Of course it's gonna make them feel some type of way. I for one don't think JK worries a member is gonna take Jimin from him. Not even Suga. 😂 (we don't talk about Yoonmin 🤫) I think he trusts his man 1000% so his reactions are not about that. And there is nothing wrong with pointing this out. It doesn't make u a bigger person to pretend that Jikook don't get jealous it just make u a hypocrite.

I'm gonna go ahead and drop this Jimlous moment simply because I can and because I feel like it.

JK doesn't say "I love you" often unless it's to Jimin. He says "I love you too" to the members, but he rarely says "I love you" first. Infact I'm having a hard time thinking of a time that has ever happened. During this festa JK even admitted its hard for him to say "I love you"

But we know that's not true, i'nnit?

OG tweet here

Anyway, that Jimlous moment up there could have been because JK never says I love you but suddenly he just goes "Jhope I love you" I can see why that gave Jimin pose. Even Jhope was surprised 🤭🤭 BTW that TT hasn't been edited or manipulated. OG moment here.

Also while I was looking for the OG moment I have to point this moment out as well.

That was Jimin being embarrassed by his boyfriend's behaviour and I find it hilarious.😂😂 that moment sits at the same table as this other moment of Jimin apologising for his hyperactive boyfriend 😆

Gosh. The way I love them 🥺🥺🥺

Also I'm glad u like my blog. Bless 😘😘💚