#I'm rlly bored

[kozoczlek]

Derpy :3333 I lovez her <33333

[rebouks]

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Robin: I’m afraid ghost cats don’t show up either, buddy…

[peregrine5]

"watcha doin?"

"Attempting to read this book."

"Oh, okay."

"..."

"Sigh. Do you want to go get muffins?"

Lazy day and Tanguish is bored, the obvious solution is to "bother" Helsknight about it >:)

[dumvixerum]

YURI JUMPSCARE 😨😨🏃🏻‍♀️😨

[kenobihater]

of all the star wars movies, which of them do y'all 1) enjoy the most 2) consider the best quality and 3) think you've rewatched the most. add your answers in the reblogs or replies, i'm genuinely curious how much of an overlap there is within everyone's three answers. mine don't overlap at all! they're revenge of the sith, empire strikes back, and the force awakens :^)

[funnywormz]

i have warmed up to both toshiro and kabru a lot lately ngl. i rlly like both of them. and as much as i'm looking forward to next week i'm kinda scared of the toshiro hate it's gonna bring outta the woodwork. partly bc i hated him at first myself lol 💀 his fight with laios reminded me of a lot of painful experiences i've had in regards to being autistic but like......... i think once i saw past my own bad experiences and perceived the situation objectively, toshiro's explosion was pretty understandable given the circumstances. toshiro was on the verge of starvation, dehydrated, barely able to keep himself conscious and standing up, and then the random white guy who's kinda been committing unintentional microaggressions towards him for years casually mentions that he did dark magic on the woman toshiro is in love with, the same woman that he's been driving himself to death's door to search for. i think he's justified in being a little upset lol.

like yeah i think what he said to laios was shitty, and ultimately i would say he is "in the wrong" in their conflict, but it's not like laios is a perfect angel either. and toshiro is also just in a desperate miserable situation, and stress can make ppl say things they don't always mean. and in the end, their conflict just makes the bond between them stronger bc it enables toshiro to open up and be more honest and encourages laios to consider his feelings more. and laios still adores the guy and wants to go travelling with him at the end of the manga

i think sometimes ppl should just allow characters to be flawed and say shitty things without instantly declaring those characters as villains. and i don't think his love for falin is "manic pixie girl-ifying" her either, he literally fell in love with her bc he thought she was kind and gentle and intelligent and unique which i think is sweet! and in time i think he would come to see those traits in laios as well.

i'm not saying ppl have to like him bc i didn't even like him myself at first (i actually straight up HATED him initially) but PLEASE at least allow the situation to be nuanced

[ineed-to-sleep]

Fuck it we ball. At least my rook is hot

[h1biscus-and-hydrangeas]

i am not immune to the goodtimes 😔

[necrotic-nephilim]

i recently remembered DickTim Week 2024 is happening very soon and i looked at the prompts again to see if i could get anything out for it and. the Hades & Persephone AU prompt for day 1 has got me really thinking so here's a vague concept i plan to write.

i've been pretty burnt out on modern Hades & Persephone retellings because of how they always seem to fall into the same generic "innocent wide-eyed girl runs from her evil mean mother into the arms of a dark mysterious man because actually she went willingly and chose to marry him" which has gotten repetitive for my tastes. (for clarity i don't care if this retelling is your cup of tea personally, so long as you're not actively trying to rewrite the original myth and claim untrue things about it, if this is your favorite flavor i sincerely hope you enjoy the buffet i just have little interest in it since it feels overdone for me and exhausted of it's supposed commentary atp)

but? but. biblically accurate Hades & Persephone AU has me all kinds of interested. because wait listen so hear me out right. Hades!Dick and Persephone!Tim, obviously. i feel it'd be more loosely inspired by with themes and imagery (though playing with death and nature powers could be interesting, i haven't decided) rather than explicitly making them gods and all. but. something dark and fucked up where Dick and Bruce are especially estranged. maybe to do with Jason's return, maybe to do with them just clashing and having their usual explosive arguments. and Bruce knows the peace needs to be kept, if he and Dick are at odds then everyone starts to pick sides and things just fracture so he needs a peace offering.

and the peace offering is Tim.

Bruce (the stand-in for Zeus) offers up Tim. agrees to have Tim move to Bludhaven and be Dick's... whatever Dick wants him to be. knowing that with the implication comes the likelihood of Dick grooming Tim. and Tim has no real say and is hesitant to put up a real fight. he doesn't want this, he knows what this is going to imply Dick will do to him, but he also knows if he says no things have the possibility to just... fall apart. so he's the unwilling bride, dragged off to the metaphorical underworld (Bludhaven) with Dick, away from his family, his friends, the life he built.

and on the flip side, i think weirdly enough, your best pick for the Demeter stand-in is *Jason*. just, hear me out on that. not necessarily on the side of it being motherly, but on Jason being just estranged enough from the Batfamily to be the one willing to call it out for being bad and wrong and raising bloody hell to get Tim back. maybe it's because Jason wants Tim for himself, maybe it's truly out of a concern for Tim to have autonomy, i'm toying with the idea of it primarily being Tim's POV and him genuinely not knowing which of these is true. (and the truth possibly ends up being a complicated middle ground) and because i like Helena, i think you can use her as the Hekate stand in, the one who strikes a tentative alliance with Jason and tries to go find Tim and bring him back. Tim stuck with Dick, getting groomed and hyperaware of it, possibly even getting fucked the whole time as well, knowing he can't go back without causing massive issues for Dick and Bruce because well, Bruce did promise him to Dick. so he has to adjust his whole life, try to figure out being a vigilante in this new city with Dick breathing down his neck the whole time.

and then much like the ending of the myth, a sort of compromise is struck that's a shaky deal for everyone involved. Tim is put on an essential timeshare, going back and forth between Gotham, where he has friends and family and a support system, then getting dragged right back to Bludhaven with Dick in this brutal cycle that he slowly gets used to and stockholm'd into even liking it. Dick isn't so bad, once he gets used to the quirks of their unbalanced 'relationship'. the sex is even something he can adjust to as well. not quite a happy ending but one that sits in this realistic grey area that becomes Tim's life.

i will write this, eventually, but i don't know if i'll get to it before DickTim Week ends so by posting the idea i'm essentially putting it out into the world so the peer pressure holds me accountable. i just. really like the potential of making Hades/Persephone AUs as fucked up as they can be simply by adhering to the source material and making it a raw story of being stolen away and forced to like this new home you didn't ask for.

also a less fleshed-out aspect of this idea i have ties into Persephone becoming the Queen of the Underworld when she's taken and how the transition from Kore to Persephone could be reflected in Tim. how he makes the best of the worst situation and becomes something far more dangerous and dark when he's in Bludhaven, possibly takes on a new vigilante name/identity and leans into the worst quirks of his personality he tries to tamper because there's no point in not going full tilt Obsessively Weird if he has no choice anyway and it being one small way he takes back his autonomy, and that inevitably making Dick *more* into him, because he gets to see Tim finally just. let loose.

[matchalovertrait]

Principal Prescott just wants to get rid of Dulce already, but might as well get some free meals out of her while she's still around, no?

Transcript:

Dulce: I have to take matters into my own hands. The school lunch really ain’t it.

Lorena: Hey, Dulce! You’re here too.

Dulce: Great minds think alike, Lorena.

Lorena: *Gets ideas* Soooo, I was thinking. You’re cool and popular. You should throw a party sometime.

Dulce: HA! No way, my parents wouldn’t let me do that.

Dulce: *Remembers that her Tía Irene and Tío Teodor will be gone for the weekend* Oh, hold on..... actually, I’ll take you up on that. Party on Friday night at the Medinas’ house. Tell everyone.

A WILD SCHOOL PRINCIPAL APPEARS...

Principal Prescott: What do we have here?

Lorena: Oh my gosh, Ms. Prescott! Please don’t take away our senior privileges.

Dulce: Hey, Prescott. Do you want a sandwich too?

Principal Prescott: No cheese. Extra mustard.

[nyoomfruits]

What is your summer fest fic about? It sounds so good but maybe an au?

it is an au!!! basically lando and the boys go on a summer vacation to this fancy beach house airbnb and then lando breaks his ankle on like. day one. anyway george (who planned most of this vacation lbr) had a bunch of activities planned that lando now can't join and so oscar offers to stay with him and then they fall in looooove

[julietasgf]

random pinterest images that reminded me of sejanus for some reason

[bennythe1980spaceman]

I think often abt the way that Wylan is in s2 ep6

spoilers ahead obvs but like me when me and my bf are fighting and i miss him so much that I infodump to myself abt the symbiotic relationship that reminds me of us. (He's dying in the other room)

[daily-airimomoi-vitamins]

[You need to know, need need need to know!]

"Just tell me straight forward! stop being cryptic! Just tell me!!"

[The pharmacist stared at you with an inhumane glare. Her existence made you sick. You couldn't take any more of this. You stomped up to her, grabbing her by the collar]

"FOR FUCK'S SAKE! TELL ME!"

[you felt overwhelmed by your own anger. Why did you feel so strongly? Such strong feelings leave you weak and vulnerable, and you hated it]

hm..interesting..

"What! What's interesting!?"

Nothing it's just...you've lived all this time in an ignorant bliss, and now you want to know everything? What will you do when you know the truth, hm? Will you be distraught, unphased...happy?

[you shook your head, you can't let her get to you, no no no no no, shut up!]

"augh! Just- fuckin' tell me! I-I'm sick of your repetitive games and questions-"

[your head started to ache again. you let the pharmacist out of your grasps and latched your hands onto your head.

"Gah-!! For fucks sake-"

-Well if anything, you're the one being repetitive. Coming in here every day for the same exact things. And now, when you're off your vitamins, you're consistently repeating yourself! "Tell me this"..."tell me that.."

God, do you ever shut up!

..

[after yours and the pharmacist's moment of synchronization, the room became silent and eerie. You took a second.]

..

Perhaps you are experiencing withdrawal?

"Not possible."

It is perfectly plausible, no?

"..."

[Breathe, in and out. You took another moment to think over her words, backtracking to your fuzzy memories in your fit of rage]

"what do you mean, living in ignorance..?"

Well of course you wouldn't know. If one were to live in ignorance, you'd never really know, right? Because you are too busy forgetting things to realize what you've forgotten! It's the entire purpose, to forget.

"..can you tell me, why would I want to forget?"

..Well, everyone wants to forget. They want to forget their past, their present and all their other memories. Sometimes, they may want to forget themselves as a whole!

[this moment of calm between you and the pharmacist didn't feel right.]

[nothing felt right]

[You haven't been feeling right]

"have you ever wanted to forget?"

..That's a good question. I have nothing to forget.

"You seem to know a lot about me."

Hah, yes I do. Yet you know nothing of yourself. Quite sad, if you ask me?..

[what]

"Huh? No I know plenty about myse-"

What's your name?

"Easy! It's-"

[what]

[whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat]

[She's smiling. Why is she smiling!?]

Go on, spill ♡

[You found your mouth empty. You switched the topic]

"you still haven't told me what you did to her! You-"

Don't avoid my questions. You know exactly what happened.

"No I don't just say it! Say it say it say it!!"

Hm. Okay. She's dead.

[Huh]

What else were you expecting? She's dead. Gone. Hell, wouldn't be surprised if she was never there! Maybe she died yesterday, or today in the morning, or maybe she died 2 years ago. No matter what, she is gone.

[That- no- nonono- you heard her voice you did you did she was there shes not shes shes shes- "I am airi momoi" no shes not she is because then she would be de-]

[oh.]

[ohhhhh oh hahaha okay I you see what this is]

[some sort of liminal....lucid dream! You started to laugh]

"Hah! hahah..haaa..I'll just head home no-"

What home? You have no home. You haven't in 2 years.

[It's just a dream, don't think about it- any minute you'll wake up! you will!]

I told you what you asked for. Why are you so weird, hm? In denial, or have you forgotten?

[I wish to forget]

[no I YOU don't!]

. . .

[You are tired]

[what if this wasn't a dream? what if she's dead? What if-]

"I couldn't- help-"

Oh don't even start...

....

[evilkaeya]

ngl people on tiktok and twitter made it sound like mavuika hit capitano with a hundred consecutive black flashes and killed him on spot when in reality the fight showed us that they're both super strong and capitano had to flee because he can't just easily drop kick a 6'0 woman who became the pyro archon BECAUSE of her strength and capability and take her gnosis like signora did with venti, especially after mavuika sucker punched him in the chest like that

[sylphwing]

oh yeah here's all of the yakuza 0 / kiwami 1 & 2 characters as pokémon ✌️