#I'm only human

[love-to-love-puppies]

I got "Tim Curry Penguin with big titties (The Pebble and the Penguin)" and I've never seen the movie but the description was enough for me to assume it's a smash

hear me out wheel

step 1: spin the wheel step 2:

i left out a LOT of characters i found way too conveniently attractive on this one. have fun

[snoji]

she'd stab me and I'd be so thankful if I'm being real

print available

[nintoonerart]

I like those memes where Dark Meta Knight is chilling in the Dimensional Mirror talking to Sectonia like the mirror in Snow White

[vane-sya]

I'm only human by nanahwang

[morganasmissus]

as an asexual- i would like to fuck logan howlett. thank you.

[grimaussieart]

Okay so learning how to do backgrounds is actually fun...

Anyway, ranchers! :D

[samijey]

SmackDown Live 17/11/2023

[m00wd]

I Told The Sky How Much I Miss You, And Then He Cried With Me.

[atlasdoe]

THE HOGWARTS CLASS OF 1978 - pt 12

GILDEROY LOCKHEART

Name - Gilderoy Lockheart

Blood status - Halfblood

Date of birth - 26th January 1960

House - Ravenclaw

Academic achievements - Seeker for the Ravenclaw Quidditch Team

He became an accomplished author by taking credit for the doings of others. He accidentally obliviated himself in 1993 and never got his memory back

Cannon

Was actually born in 1964 but i'm ignoring that because I want to

Had two elder sisters who were squibs

Because he was the only wizard he was his mothers favourite and it gave him a massive ego

He was a hatstall as the hat also wanted to sort him into Slytherin

He became an accomplished author, travelling to exotic parts of the world and (having mastered Memory Charms shortly after graduation) tricking accomplished witches and wizards into revealing their greatest deeds and then erasing their memories, pretending he had done the things they did

During this time all of his other abilities had degraded to the point they were beyond repair

He invented a shampoo once

Became DADA professor in 1992

He bullshited his way through the entire year until he tried to obliviated Ron Weasley and Harry Potter while using Ron's broken wand. The spell backfired and he lost his memory

His lying was never revealed to the public

He spent his time in St Mungos and never got any visitors but still got fan mail

He never recovered but was known to be happier

Headcanon

His patronus was a peacock

His favourite drink is pina colads

He loves Bounties

He annoyed a lot of people in his year with his big ego especially The Marauders who refused to see the hypocrisy in their hatred

Marlene McKinnon had a soft spot for him after she found out that he wasn't close to his older sisters she started seeing him as a younger brother. He would piss her off all the time but he was the only person she would allow to piss her off

He got along well with his dorm mates Alexander Stebbins and Kingsley Shacklebolt. They got him out of a lot of trouble that his mouth would get him into

After Hogwarts everyone in his house lost touch with him

Gilderoy would put a lot of work into himself. He would take care of his looks and put the work into his studies. He acted as if he was perfect without effort but in reality he was terrified of being deemed average or unimportant

He had always wanted to be an author but struggled with coming up with stories to write about

[onehopefuldreamer]

Kickass Grace part 1

[my-life-a-reading-list]

-The Stolen Heir by Holly Black

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

YEA

[alasarys]

sir, please ...

[redrobinfr]

ooc:

before I go to bed (it's like, 2:40 am for me), i'm going to make some of y'all jealous :>

0 asks (ngl, i'll be surprised if I wake up to see it stay at 0, just cause like, you tell people one thing and they'll immediately go to change it, but you know, compared to those of y'all with 100 or 200-something asks, i'd say i'm doing alright lol)

[28dayslater]

There is someone at work you would snog (as well as toyboy arranged marriage fic)

[msfisherot]

Stanley sings "Human" - OUI

here's the original video!