#I'm not preggo

[queenie-the-court-jester]

i just got the most horrible cramp known to man kind

[hymen-restoration-project]

It's honestly a good thing to be a virgin. Having sex is sooooooooooo stupid. Like I am not about to go out there and get ruined or pregnant or DIE. My mom actually told me a story that one of the girls in her grade when she was my age died from sex. It's fucking scary. I'm staying a virgin and you should too

[melliemelons]

I’d love to see a pregnant dominatrix getting back at the man who knocked her up. Pregnancy is her power!

A wonderful idea! ❤️ Looks like it's going to be a very long night of disciplining... he'll never learn otherwise!

[mychlapci]

Metroplex under siege so he puts all the city mecha in his forge reverse birth way

ough.. That's one way to keep your citizens safe.

I bet it would backfire a little though... Metroplex did not anticipate just how good it'll feel to have a full forge. His knees keep buckling as the little hands and feet press against the lining of his forge, some of the more disgruntled little bots squirming and thrashing inside of him, stimulating the duct of his forge over and over again... It'd be dangerously easy to overload just from the sensations alone, but he tries his best to keep his arousal at bay, knowing it'd be distracting to let his frame get lost in pleasure.

When they're safe, though, and it's time for him to expel them back out, Metroplex's valve is out of control. He's cumming uncontrollably as he gives birth to hundreds of thousands of little mechs at once, sending them out covered head to toe in lubricants. Birthing them out feels sooo good, maybe even better than shoving them in... Bots come out confused and a little miffed, looking up at the huge, throbbing valve above them and finding themselves wanting to go right back <3

[holocene-sims]

friendship with my semi-hiatus ended, now this sim i made is my best friend 🤝

[imhavingababy]

ohhhh fuck ohhh my god there's so much pressure my contractions are four minutes apaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--

oh my god my water just broke !!

[obscenely-overdue]

BOOP

Navel is still popped, but for how much longer?

[agena87]

I was meant to make some models for my future cc releases, instead I created some new OCs.

I present to you, some of the Winderburgese elite (plus an old rock star). Countess Hendrika and Grand Duke Meint are engaged. Don't think for one minute that they love each other, 'cause their (future) union is just politics and money. The Grand Duke needs a wife after his father stepped down from the throne, and Hendrika, while "only" a countess, is the only heir to the richest family in Windenburg, but as a female, she can't inherit her family lands and fortune, and needs a (legitimate) male heir; hence the engagement. Of course, in public, they appear as the perfect couple, seemingly happy and deeply in love. But behind the closed doors of the various palaces and mansions they find themselves inhabiting at any given time, things are quite different. See, Meint couldn't care less about his fiancée; he didn't even want one to begin with (he was perfectly OK with one of his cousins inheriting the throne after him). As for Hendrika, well, she has needs (lots of). And a very specific taste for older, dominative, men. So, she starts an affair with the Prime Minister; a short and unassuming man who, it turns out, is into pet play (him, being the master of said pet), which is right up Hendrika's alley. But it's not enough for the countess, so she turns toward her future father-in-law, and former monarch and general, Ambroos, who had been widowed for more than a decade, and used to be quite the lady's man during his youth and rumoured to be on the violent side in the bedroom (he is). Finally (?), Hendrika meets Kobus Baas, the former singer of a glam/hard rock band, a known political opponent to the tyrannical Windenburgese regime and "degenerate" (as in he's openly pan, which is not something that is accepted, or even quite legal, in the Grand Duchy). The sense of "danger" of being caught consorting with such an individual (and the sexiness of the guy in question, 'cause look at him!) pushes the countess to "jump" into his bed nearly as soon as they meet.

THE END (for now).

[thetreetopinn]

Happy New Year!

Say hello to Gabby, the surro-goat gamer goblin girl!

Art by Riddle August

The pun on the shirt came straight out of my brain and I am so proud of it.

The dialog "Misogyny is just a skill issue" is a statement of actual fact.

[capricornsim]

Meanwhile with the Joneses...

So...while Brandy is trying to figure out how to fit 2 of everything in her shoebox apartment, August is strolling around the Bay with his very pregnant wife, Mrs. Kenyatta Jones 🤦‍♀️

Looks like August has found himself with a case of project twins (or rather triplets). First he hid a wife, now he’s hiding a fetus. Even in a simulated world, men have no shame.

[angeltism]

But I don't waaaaant the monthly torture method :(

[kn96artworks]

heat exhaustion ahoy

me: tummy kinda hurts :<

brain: a corrupted priest decides to revive jinga (again), slapped a seal on him and ryuga, forcing them to commit an act of unholy procreation. well, force is like only applicable to ryuga ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ plot? what plot?

[coralie-silverthorn]

⚠️Excessive gif warning⚠️

I tried to not get on here for a bit.

Dealing with IRL people issues...

But obviously, I got on long enough to like a few things...

Everyone's content has me going:

I've got some serious catching up to do!! 🥂 Here's to all of you making content of our favorite man:

Don't ever hesitate to DM or chat with me on discord or something

@kiwiplaetzchen @legacyshenanigans @cuffmeinblack @localravenclaw @sebastianwallows @sebswebs @pugsnotdrugs92 @hufflepuffwitchhh @esolean @arthenaa @freesiriusblack @blueraineshadows @slytherinho @imaslytherpuff @imagrindylow @nox-ceur @sebastianswallows @sebastianswallows @sallowslady @simpy-slytherin @simply-slytherin @anto-pops @legacygirlingreen

I don't know who else I'm missing but I'll keep adding as I remember... I'm just really emotional right now...

[fitscientist]

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

Taichi was definitely very worried and by Takaaki's side everyday. Just being on his feet everyday while Takaaki was forced to stay in bed resting before Takara was born. (Even after she was born.) Takaaki tried to tell him that he was going to be fine and that he can still do things around the house but Taichi is very insistent. And Takaaki can admit he finds it funny, but he sort of likes it as well.

Though he still wants to insist that Taichi let him actually do something and not lay in bed when he can still cook and do some chores. He doesn't like not being occupied...and he can only do enough word searches and crossword puzzles per day before getting absolutely bored to hell. And he finds it annoying when Taichi (who means well) forces him back into bed. So he's just begging for Taichi to let him do something around the house or he will go insane.

So they come up with an arrangement that Takaaki does some chores (ones that don't require him to do much labor of course. Especially with their kid on the way and Takaaki's body not needing to be overworked) but still gets rest. Takaaki begrudgingly agrees, grumbling as he continues his word search.

[imhavingababy]

I’m four months pregnant 😭