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fitnessgeekandcoffeefreak · 6 months ago

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I always let the boys choose what kind of cake they'd like for their birthdays. They are 2 years and 5 days apart, so, since we tend to celebrate them together, I figure individual cake makes it a little more special for each of them. I thought that the older they get the less extravagant the cakes would get. . . . . WRONG.

My youngest requested a banana cake. . . with banana frosting. . . in the shape of a banana 🤦 Cuz, of course he did 😂 I tried to even out the flavor profile with a whipped cream and fresh banana filling and it was a big hit!

#personal #how are both my boys in their 20s now?#I'm not old enough for this #i need an adult #banana cake #hyper realistic cakes #when i grow up i want a bakery

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inkwell-tipped-over · 1 month ago

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Oooouuuuaaaaagghhhhh

I just got excited that I wasn't watching the kids tomorrow because it meant that I could clean uninterrupted

#my stuff #I'm not old enough for this #I can't be old enough for this

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annalyticall · 9 months ago

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My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly

#the thing is I'm not too old but i have also lived long enough to know how shortlived some trends are #it's called 'sometimes having a job and paying bills puts things into perspective'

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canisalbus · 1 day ago

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I kidnapped ur long-nosed cat for a sec

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#last year you said that “dude looks like he's been betrayed in all past lives and is to be betrayed in all lives to come”#and it has become one of the defining descriptions of Machete in my head #I think about it frequently #you captured him so delicately here #almost like an old oil painting #or weirdly enough the color palette also reminds me of chalk on a blackboard #and I appreciate the big angular pink-tinted goblin ears #and the smooth gradient of his snout #I like the nuance of his expression he seems calm but kind of melancholic #thank you! your rendition of him looks so classy and refined ;-;#gift art #awkwardosthe3rd #Machete #own characters #I can't paint digitally at all so whenever I see someone making it seem so natural and correct and right I'm like #floored #people are making such nice art of my goobers I have no choice but to curl on the floor like a dead bug

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sketchy-tour · 9 months ago

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Redrew some of my old daycare attendant doodles as stress relief today

#The original doodles were not posted here I'm p sure and for good reason they are SO BAD #but I wanted to draw something but without need to think too hard so redrawing something old felt good enough #also featuring the whole nickname thing the DCA fandom was always so fond of. Do yall even still do that??? I havent been up to date #ah. The blorbos before wally #anyway #fnaf security breach #fnaf dca #dca fandom #dca fanart #daycare attendant #fnaf daycare attendant #self insert #self insert x canon #my art #sketches #much needed comfort art

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skellagirl · 9 months ago

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help help help I can't stop drawing gay lawyers

Trucy should be brown and I'll die on that hill

The fact that Klavier is 5'11" and Apollo is 5'5" 🥹 I love a height difference

I am convinced they drew Valant's hair Like That (tm) in-game because otherwise we would have all fallen madly in love with him

Wesley is my favorite witness in Apollo Justice, I'm so sorry for my shit taste 😔

I've drawn Godot without a mask before but I wanted to do it Again because I am still enamored with the idea of him having white eyelashes

Aromantic Miles means so much to me

I get that it's probably just the way they drew his jacket but why is Miles's little court sprite so caked though 😭

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ihavesomejays · 4 months ago

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on first loves yunqing lol they are silly that's it that's the prompt anyways i think this is like the first thing i've posted here that has an actual background which is kind of insane. i think you can tell i don't draw backgrounds very often. anyways yunqing is so ponytail puller annoying each other even though they've realized they like each other core and it's satisfying my peepaw heart

bg only/closeups under keep reading

#artwork #digital art #art #hsr fanart #hsr #honkai star rail #illustration #yanqing #hsr yanqing #yunli #hsr yunli #yunqing #yunli x yanqing #yanqing x yunli #jing yuan #jiaoqiu #moze #huaiyan #big sword little sword dynamic #they are so little kids being mean to their crushes core #in the words of keebs “the perfect enemies to lovers”#i think it's so funny how the moment boomer jiaoqiu steps in they both turn to gank him because they're in the old people are uncool phase #ig they're more rivals to lovers than enemies to lovers #but i think their duel makes them enough of enemies that it counts #probably i think #anyways i actually slaved over this (it only took like 6 hours max i am exaggerating)#drawing is more productive than playing games though ig #i've actually been rotting away this summer #i'm gonna have to get back in the grindset in art school #yeah i'm going to art school that's funny huh

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forgettable-au · 3 months ago

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FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 44-47)

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[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]

#I don't think there's emergency exits on the true lab in the game but I'm gonna pretend there are because THERE SHOULD BE #Or maybe there ARE emergency exits in the true lab and Flowey blocked them or something so we HAD to use the elevator #I like to think there are emergency stairs!#but they're super old and not taken care of #Also #the elevator's energy and the energy from the lab are separated and that's not something I made up #that's actually a thing in the game I noticed??#apparently the elevator are magnetic?? something like that I can't remember rn #okay enough rambling time for the tags #undertale #forgettable-au #forgettable-au-comic #papyrus is gaster #undertale au #gaster #undertale comic #alphys

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floccinaucinihilipilificationa · 1 year ago

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#selfie bee #good evening friends!! how are you doing! C:#I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself #I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose #I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years #thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!!#not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*#but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint #he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it #my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago #as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds #he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where #I think tattoos are super cool (´｡��v･｡｀) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo #it was heath ledgers face as the joker #at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years #a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets #can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street?#I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet #he might have special abilities #I hope you're having a good day friends!! C:#I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week #miss you!! ♥♥♥

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lotus-pear · 11 months ago

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"i haven't worked you like a dog yet, as promised"

#merry christmas bsdumblr i'm a little late #here's my present to you all #okayyy queer.. that's enough.. you've only known this boy for what.. two days?#OLD ART STYLE OH MY GOD HOW IVE MISSED YOU😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i actually haven't read the fifteen manga yet i think i should go do that #anyway hoshikawa fed us well fr best christmas present i could've asked for #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

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cy-lindric · 2 months ago

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Hi! So, while scroling through Pinterest, i came across this art:

which was credited to you. i cannot find the complet artwork in your profile, so i wanted to ask if youre the artist responsible for this piece.

(btw, your renditions of medieval clothing are beautiful!)

Hello ! I did make this a long time ago and the reason you didn't find it is probably because it's almost a decade old (and also very badly tagged). You can find the original post here. I think back then I had no idea what actual medieval clothing might look like, lol. How far we've come.

#replies #liliyannah #I have a complex relationship about such old posts resurfacing because of pinterest and other places where people repost a lot #because i'm so critical of the stuff I did as a teenager and very young adult #I cringe a little bit when I see it but then #I see that people are still interested enough in it to curate it and gather it and maybe be inspired by it #so in the end maybe my little feelings of embarassment are not that important #It belongs to The People now #anywayyy cheers everyone have a good week

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kayshasiemens · 4 months ago

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Rising from the dead to share this painting and then disappear again

I have spent over 90 hours of my life on this thing because I have had the brain rot for the last 2 years of my life (almost 20 if you count when I first read the comics) and it had to express itself somehow

Hope this dramatic bitch feels appreciated

(A Dream of Morpheus, handmade egg tempera on panel, 12x18 inches...if by any chance you'll be at SDCC or Gen Con, I'll be at booth 934/936 at the first one and Art Show #13 at the second one - come see the original, maybe get a print, or just yell/cry about Sandman with me?)

And here, have some more details - I had fun combining some favorite elements from both the comic and the show ♡

#sandman #morpheus #dream of the endless #egg tempera #traditional art #do I tag all the little guys?#that seems clunky #anyway obviously lucienne was gonna be in there because what a glow-up #and jessamy bc we stan #and my potato blorbo the corinthian #and my love hoberto #I liked him already from the comic and then immaculate casting happened #dark haired desire because I'm old enough to get the nagel reference #and show!death because 1 I like her and 2 I started this way before The News but I feel like I made a good choice #bc stepping away from Girls Neil Thinks Are Hot can't be a bad thing rn #not that it's the girls who need to be stepped away from but you get me #heavyhanded shakespeare metaphor: the painting

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aunmenosheteroenespanol · 8 months ago

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2.12 Chimney Begins - 2.09 Hen Begins - 2.16 Bobby Begins Again - 7.04 Buck, Bothered and Bewildered

Tommy's family arc

#911 #911edit #911 abc #911 show #911 spoilers #911 season 7 #tommy kinard #evan buckley #evan 'buck' buckley #kinley #bucktommy #kinkley #tevan #pick a ship name you guys and thanks for picking tevan the most correct name #anyway analysis time!#looking back with Modern Knowledge tm about why tommy acts the way he does in the past... babygirl you were so closeted I'm so proud #babygirl was back there getting into narnia #he was so resistant to letting go of the pseudo-family he'd found at the 118 in chimney begins #even tho it was a good old boys club that he knew he really didn't fit into he was making himself fit because at least it was something #but then he let chimney in and then hen came around and he saw a very queer person being openly queer and not giving a fuck what they think #and I think his behavior in that episode was trying to support hen as much as he could without outing himself #because like. how do you give up years of relative safety with people who do care about you they just won't like you anymore if you're *you #then he meets buck in s7 which is like 10-20 years later timeline is fake and he's like oh. this is what unconditional family is #and he's like oh. maybe I can come back. maybe I can be part of this again somehow. maybe we've both grown enough #or at the very least he'll be close to something he never believed would really happen for him #rant over tevan my beloved tim minear pillow cold both sides god bless #my edits

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bluestation · 5 months ago

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nami day!! 🧡💐🍊

#one piece #nami #that's incense and mandarin flowers on a big shell in the first drawing in case its not very clear!#(i'm alive!! life got busy again!!#i havent drawn nami nearly enough but i rlly do love her . thank u 4 all u endure .....#tmi: my laptop only has 1 usb port (sadistic) so until now i could only use my drawing tablet OR my mouse OR a hotkey pad #today i finally got a multi usb port (?) and i can use them all at once .... its insane actually .... so much better 4 my wrists #im sure itll boost my productivity- next drawing will be in 2 rather than 4 months .....#oH ALSO the font used here is called 'chiffchaff' and i believe it was inspired by old newspaper fonts ... isnt it so pretty!!

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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Council of lovefools.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #They don't have an actual sleepover in this scene but the vibes were so sleepover coded...I had to get them cozied up.#Late night talks with friends and family are some of the best conversations.#My siblings and I used to have room sleepovers with each other (Actually an excuse to stay up and talk about runescape)#Currently my flatmates and I also have really great heart to hearts late into the night.#Pondering shit like 'What defines confidence?“ and ”Why are people terrified of letting themselves fall in love?"#All that aside; There is a really great conversation between JC and WWX here. They are so close and yet so far way from each other!#Fundamentally they *agree* about many things - but JC now has to play the role of someone more 'mature'.#His temper is reigned in and he had to take a more nuanced approach. Whereas WWX can be far more reactionary.#JC has changed to become someone more mature (or at least he is trying).#Contrast this attitude with the scene *right* after where WWX literally goes baby mode with JYL. Rolling around going “I'm Fwee years old”.#When children are hurt we comfort them with hugs and warm food and a laugh. It's not enough when you're an adult. It's not simple anymore.#WWX is stuck in the past when everyone else is shifting and moving on! It's a depression allegory (and just...actual depression)#But we also get to see how some things have stayed the same. They still bicker about soup. They still tease. They are still together.#They all care for each other very much but they are struggling against trauma and are not equipped to talk about it.#You can't really blame WWX for being so protective over JYL. But JC is right: “You don't have a say in who she likes.”#It may have started as an arranged marriage but *she* is *choosing* what her heart wants. JC sees that. WWX cannot.#The final act of love is letting go after all.

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year ago

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finally at that age where i'm thinking i should get a tattoo. not bc i feel strongly about it, just seems like a waste not to. i've got so much skin i'm not using

#feels so selfish like. all this skin what am i saving it for?#open to design suggestions! (please make me regret this offer)#maybe some deep sea horrors. a pretty watercolor of a gulper eel #once saw a person on the subway with various Skeleton Tattoos on all their limbs #i respected their commitment to the theme #but more than that i respected how all the skeletons were engaged in Activities #dancing in a ballgown. juggling its own (and two other???) skulls. swordfighting. being a mermaid skeleton #ANYWAY. the only reason i haven't already gotten tattoos is i just couldn't be bothered #i'm old enough to know i don't have any strong-but-potentially-temporary feelings driving me towards it #aesthetically i prefer decorated to non-decorated surfaces. but i'm not artistic or thrilled with commitment #honestly it feels like sheer laziness. indecisiveness--nay. immaturity!--that i HAVEN'T gotten a tattoo yet #letting all this blank canvas go to waste. tut tut i need to grow up and be an adult and get a tattoo sleeve already.#really i've put off my responsibilities long enough #(in fairness i DID at one time have 18 different piercings)#(but i took most of them out bc they interfere with wearing headphones and/or shoving my face in my pillow during Sleep Time)#(i only kept the nape piercing bc oddly enough it ended up being the most convenient. and the least painful to get now i think about it.)#(neck piercing? no problem. normal pair of earrings? Tribulations And Suffering. i don't make the rules i just poke them with a stick.)

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