#I'm not laughing

[thenationofzaun]

How it feels as a Heimerdinger hater watching the new """cute""" and """funny""" Season 2 clip:

[youchangedmedestiel]

My coworker who's watching Supernatural told me she was in love with Dean.

I casually and measuredly answered her that Dean was my whole life.

[alwayslewis]

don't you dare laugh.

[dinosaurwithablog]

It's the top of the 9th. It's very exciting. Anthony Volpe, who is having a good day, gets on base again. So does Jazz ChisholmJr.. Boone, finally, puts Cabrera in and takes DJ out. Better late than never i guess. With the first pitch to Cabrera, the home plate umpire makes a horrible call and calls an obvious ball a strike. Even the commentators said that it was an egregious error. That put Cabrera behind, and it must have shaken him up because he struck out. Meanwhile, Volpe and Chisholm both steal a base. With men on second and third, the Nationals get the last out to end the game. It was a very weird game that started with the first base error with the first pitch of the game that got Torres to second. Congratulations to the Nationals. You got us. Let's go Yankees!!!!!

[sourtomatola]

Soulderpads are the Bain of my existence

[fallout-lou-begas]

[sun-light-ratchet]

Me:

For you

My poor baby

*says this while taking screenshots*

[justphilia]

Marcille x Male Reader headcanons!

She leaves you for a woman.

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[icarus-suraki]

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[questionmarklive]

You ever get sad and want to talk about it but talking about it to friends and family feels like you're being a burden but you know they'll reassure you and that makes you feel worse cause what if they're just being nice but now you know you're not treating them correctly in your head and that makes you feel even worse so now you want to discuss this with someone but what if you burden them and-

[dolleteblvgger]

[dinosaurwithablog]

I would say that the Yankees game today is a comedy of errors, but I'm not laughing.

[daydreamerwonderkid]

RIP to Bruce. Can't get a single night to himself smh