#I'm not laughing

[bumblecow]

My poor baby

*says this while taking screenshots*

[thenationofzaun]

How it feels as a Heimerdinger hater watching the new """cute""" and """funny""" Season 2 clip:

[alwayslewis]

don't you dare laugh.

[dinosaurwithablog]

It's the top of the 9th. It's very exciting. Anthony Volpe, who is having a good day, gets on base again. So does Jazz ChisholmJr.. Boone, finally, puts Cabrera in and takes DJ out. Better late than never i guess. With the first pitch to Cabrera, the home plate umpire makes a horrible call and calls an obvious ball a strike. Even the commentators said that it was an egregious error. That put Cabrera behind, and it must have shaken him up because he struck out. Meanwhile, Volpe and Chisholm both steal a base. With men on second and third, the Nationals get the last out to end the game. It was a very weird game that started with the first base error with the first pitch of the game that got Torres to second. Congratulations to the Nationals. You got us. Let's go Yankees!!!!!

[sourtomatola]

Soulderpads are the Bain of my existence

[i-am-a-secret-ssshhh]

I find it somewhat concerning that at this point I'm numb to the jabs made at me by my family. It hurts, sure, but most of the time it's just, nothing.

The main one being, when I'm frustrated, "She's going to kill us, hide the knives." and it used to hurt me a lot but now I've pushed it down so far that it's just barely anything.

[justphilia]

Marcille x Male Reader headcanons!

She leaves you for a woman.

[icarus-suraki]

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[questionmarklive]

You ever get sad and want to talk about it but talking about it to friends and family feels like you're being a burden but you know they'll reassure you and that makes you feel worse cause what if they're just being nice but now you know you're not treating them correctly in your head and that makes you feel even worse so now you want to discuss this with someone but what if you burden them and-

[daydreamerwonderkid]

RIP to Bruce. Can't get a single night to himself smh

[missmitchieg]

OH, it's that part! Ok, I saw this clip on youtube once.

She looks horrified.

[userarmand]

Actors Roundtable | Off Script With The Hollywood Reporter

[dinosaurwithablog]

I would say that the Yankees game today is a comedy of errors, but I'm not laughing.

[iwasbored777]

The guy at the bar: Are you two gonna fuck or fight?

Wade and Logan, few hours later: