#I'm not gonna watch this race

[foaming-sea]

My heart is broken..What do you mean Lando isn't in top 15? I'm gonna kill myself tomorrow

[temeyes]

OKAY NOW U NEED TO DRAW THE WHOLE 141 IN F1 CARS WHICH TEAM DO THINK THEYD BE IN😆😆😆

ferrari ftw cuz THAT'S THE ONLY TEAM I KNOW, ANON!!!!

[ryllen]

x

[annemarieyeretzian]

DORIAN CASTING FORCE CAGE AROUND LUDINUS AND IT SUCCESSFULLY SEVERING THE TETHER BETWEEN LUDINUS AND THE HARNESS CONNECTED TO LILIANA,,, DORIAN STORM IM GONNA KISS YOU DIRECTLY ON THE MOUTH

[bad-traffic-smp-ideas]

How do you feel about the winner this season? (also are you doing alright there?)

I'VE NEVER BEEN BETTER, MY FRIEND.

[fallout-lou-begas]

they still made that ghoul too fucking smooth

i 100% agree (the tv series ghoul has ears, even! how dare they!) but i guess it's close enough to the fallout 4 ghouls; my worst expectation was basically just noseless make-up and a bad tan. i'd like to see it in different lighting before really making a call on it but i really wish they gave him nastier teeth though and those black eyes

personally i like how wet the FO3/NV ghouls look but I figure that Frank Cotton-esque goop and decay was either out of the budget or too off-putting to feature too heavily

[cookmyeggs]

I am serving French haute-couture houses. There is this Schiaparelli feeling, there is a Gaultier feeling... This is French excellence. I can't help myself, apparently, but making French, weird noises. If they like it, I will keep doing it.

La Grande Dame in RuPaul's Drag Race: UK vs. the World – S02E02

[batsplat]

Assen 2004: Jorge Lorenzo, Casey Stoner, Andrea Dovizioso and Roberto Locatelli compete in an intense last lap battle in the 125cc race, during which Lorenzo runs onto the grass.

From Riveras Tobia's 'Jorge Lorenzo: My Story So Far':

I picked up my bad reputation in 2004. It was at Assen, in the Dutch TT, when I ran onto the grass and came back to go from fourth to first in half a lap. I made some pretty risky moves to get past Locatelli, Dovizioso and Stoner.

From Stoner's autobiography:

I had my first real chance to win in round six, at Assen, but I got screwed up by Jorge Lorenzo's antics on the final lap. The two of us were in a scrap with Locatelli and Dovizioso and I was the strongest in the last part of the track so I felt like I had the race under control. Lorenzo was on the grass in a few places, doing whatever he felt was necessary to make a pass, and midway around the final lap as we tipped into a flat-out left he came through and nearly wiped me out, costing me a couple of positions and, to my mind, potentially the win. It was typical of him at the time and I wasn't too happy [...].

At Rio, Valentino Rossi is asked about the last lap of the 125cc race - having been involved in a controversial last lap of his own at Assen.

Q: Just one more question - Valentino, back at Assen I wondered if you had time to watch the 125 race and if you did, did you watch the last lap and what did you think of the last lap of the 125 race at Assen? VR: [laughs] Yes, I watch the 125 live. Eh - the last lap was incredible. For sure, all the riders are very aggressive, maybe risk a little bit too much, especially when change the line in the straight. But the 125 is like this, also when we were in 125. The bike go a little bit more slow, are lighter, so is possible to make that maneuver like stay on the grass with the gas open. Q: Perhaps MotoGP is becoming like 125. VR: A little bit, yes, unfortunately is impossible - because we need less time for the same piece of straight, the same part of the track. For sure is more difficult but when the races are so close like in Assen or in South Africa or in Mugello also, have great fun for sure.

[bedtimegiraffe]

Platonic 'Elements Cave' Scenes

Here's what you get if you take the diamond scene in Book 3, Chapter 6 and keep things platonic. The romantic options are good too, don't get me wrong, but I love that we're getting the chance to get extra one-on-one friend time! Everybody needs it. Badly.

(Listed in order in which you meet them because I was starting to feel bad always putting Aerin first and Valax last when it's alphabetical. Though that still means Valax is last... sorry, girl.)

Nia

Mal

Tyril

Imtura

Aerin

Valax

[robertsbarbie]

me in the shower cause i needed to wash my hair before my haircut tomorrow and tucker starts crying and running back and forth, and then trying to even get IN the shower before sitting in front of it panting so i race to get out cause i think there's someone there or in my room ect and i get out and find he was just scared of my charging watch getting notifications from hayden 🧍🏼‍♀️

[elvisqueso]

I am on some bullshit right now, bruh

[ashleybenlove]

There's a great post about Astrid's feelings/behavior in Mi Amore Wing by @per4mancecheck that I'll just link to. (Seriously, it's so good. Read it.)

But yeah... the fandom reaction (especially when this first premiered) acting like Astrid is in the wrong/OOC because she [checks notes] dared to express dissatisfaction with her relationship with the man she's engaged to was super fucked up.

I'll say it: Astrid deserves better treatment from the fandom.

This fandom has been so annoying about her since the beginning. Since she dared [checks notes] kiss Hiccup's cheek after Romantic Flight. And it's always couched in ways that pretend to be progressive and feminist, but it's... just... kinda not.

Astrid is allowed to be both badass and have feelings.

[silverselfshippingchaos]

maybe this game is good after all 😳

[hickeygender]

knew i shouldn't have clicked on this article bc the publication sucks and it's headlines are often inflammatory and prone to exaggeration, but this is the funniest possible way to phrase this

[apocalypticdemon]

I would say I have no explanation for this, but uh. I really do. Behold: the first ideas for a Terror IndyCar AU that has possessed me for the last 36 straight hours. It would not leave me alone until I put some of it to paper.

Behold: Crozier as an established, relatively liked, if cynical, driver, upstart rookie James Fitzjames, and Hickey, who is, as always, totally normal and not causing problems.

The art is rushed, but I needed to purge the demons as fast as I could

[mossistyping]

I do still know how to flip crêpes as it turns out 😤