#I'm not gonna watch this race

[foaming-sea]

My heart is broken..What do you mean Lando isn't in top 15? I'm gonna kill myself tomorrow

[temeyes]

OKAY NOW U NEED TO DRAW THE WHOLE 141 IN F1 CARS WHICH TEAM DO THINK THEYD BE IN😆😆😆

ferrari ftw cuz THAT'S THE ONLY TEAM I KNOW, ANON!!!!

[ryllen]

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[fallout-lou-begas]

they still made that ghoul too fucking smooth

i 100% agree (the tv series ghoul has ears, even! how dare they!) but i guess it's close enough to the fallout 4 ghouls; my worst expectation was basically just noseless make-up and a bad tan. i'd like to see it in different lighting before really making a call on it but i really wish they gave him nastier teeth though and those black eyes

personally i like how wet the FO3/NV ghouls look but I figure that Frank Cotton-esque goop and decay was either out of the budget or too off-putting to feature too heavily

[cookmyeggs]

I am serving French haute-couture houses. There is this Schiaparelli feeling, there is a Gaultier feeling... This is French excellence. I can't help myself, apparently, but making French, weird noises. If they like it, I will keep doing it.

La Grande Dame in RuPaul's Drag Race: UK vs. the World – S02E02

[rosiethedragongeek]

so if monstrous nightmare gel dissolves in water, if you got a small enough container of water and put a large enough amount of gel into it (so the ratio is maybe 50/50?) could you potentially light water on fire???

[batsplat]

Assen 2004: Jorge Lorenzo, Casey Stoner, Andrea Dovizioso and Roberto Locatelli compete in an intense last lap battle in the 125cc race, during which Lorenzo runs onto the grass.

From Riveras Tobia's 'Jorge Lorenzo: My Story So Far':

I picked up my bad reputation in 2004. It was at Assen, in the Dutch TT, when I ran onto the grass and came back to go from fourth to first in half a lap. I made some pretty risky moves to get past Locatelli, Dovizioso and Stoner.

From Stoner's autobiography:

I had my first real chance to win in round six, at Assen, but I got screwed up by Jorge Lorenzo's antics on the final lap. The two of us were in a scrap with Locatelli and Dovizioso and I was the strongest in the last part of the track so I felt like I had the race under control. Lorenzo was on the grass in a few places, doing whatever he felt was necessary to make a pass, and midway around the final lap as we tipped into a flat-out left he came through and nearly wiped me out, costing me a couple of positions and, to my mind, potentially the win. It was typical of him at the time and I wasn't too happy [...].

At Rio, Valentino Rossi is asked about the last lap of the 125cc race - having been involved in a controversial last lap of his own at Assen.

Q: Just one more question - Valentino, back at Assen I wondered if you had time to watch the 125 race and if you did, did you watch the last lap and what did you think of the last lap of the 125 race at Assen? VR: [laughs] Yes, I watch the 125 live. Eh - the last lap was incredible. For sure, all the riders are very aggressive, maybe risk a little bit too much, especially when change the line in the straight. But the 125 is like this, also when we were in 125. The bike go a little bit more slow, are lighter, so is possible to make that maneuver like stay on the grass with the gas open. Q: Perhaps MotoGP is becoming like 125. VR: A little bit, yes, unfortunately is impossible - because we need less time for the same piece of straight, the same part of the track. For sure is more difficult but when the races are so close like in Assen or in South Africa or in Mugello also, have great fun for sure.

[elvisqueso]

I am on some bullshit right now, bruh

[op81s]

okay but do we think that lance is gonna be demanding live updates about the bronze match between canada and sweden that will be taking place during the race?

just casually racing through the streets of monaco and asking his engineer what the score is.

[ashleybenlove]

There's a great post about Astrid's feelings/behavior in Mi Amore Wing by @per4mancecheck that I'll just link to. (Seriously, it's so good. Read it.)

But yeah... the fandom reaction (especially when this first premiered) acting like Astrid is in the wrong/OOC because she [checks notes] dared to express dissatisfaction with her relationship with the man she's engaged to was super fucked up.

I'll say it: Astrid deserves better treatment from the fandom.

This fandom has been so annoying about her since the beginning. Since she dared [checks notes] kiss Hiccup's cheek after Romantic Flight. And it's always couched in ways that pretend to be progressive and feminist, but it's... just... kinda not.

Astrid is allowed to be both badass and have feelings.

[kenobihater]

knew i shouldn't have clicked on this article bc the publication sucks and it's headlines are often inflammatory and prone to exaggeration, but this is the funniest possible way to phrase this

[apocalypticdemon]

I would say I have no explanation for this, but uh. I really do. Behold: the first ideas for a Terror IndyCar AU that has possessed me for the last 36 straight hours. It would not leave me alone until I put some of it to paper.

Behold: Crozier as an established, relatively liked, if cynical, driver, upstart rookie James Fitzjames, and Hickey, who is, as always, totally normal and not causing problems.

The art is rushed, but I needed to purge the demons as fast as I could

[ticklepinions]

Y'all can we talk about Eastern hemisphere racism for a sec. Cause what the fuck

[mossistyping]

I do still know how to flip crêpes as it turns out 😤

[missfine]

I'm also beyond done with people who constantly get smug and tell others how to do fandom. You're not actually better than others. You're just acting like a cunt.

[ray935sworld]

Wait you're telling me that David Alonso could win the championship this weekend BUT THE RACE IS AT 4 AM???