#I'm not a monster

[another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire]

i'm so mad at Bram Stoker for not anticipating that his 1897 novel Dracula would be adapted over a hundred years later into a format that only releases installments on the dates in his novel - resulting in several hiatuses when there are no installments released - which has, most importantly, personally inconvenienced me!

[trashpandacraft]

literally progress on this is so slow because every time i think i ought to go work on it, there's some little guy having a nap

[magicartsblog]

Sorry I didn't post for Thanksgiving but… what is this???

[literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli]

y'know,i wonder why no one has animated the baby falling in just a man,i mean yeah it's sad and stuff but why would you pass on to opportunity to make the whole fandom sob,babies typically laugh and reach out when dropped and all i can think about is Odysseus and all the soldiers watching as the baby giggles and reaches for odysseus as he falls,adds more of a impact on the viewer

[anartificialsatellite]

My dog's opinion is that I should not be on my bed without him and I have come to realize this is because it's actually his bed.

[jaylynx1412]

"GEN Z IS SO TRIGGERED BY SLIM SHADY'S NEW SONG-"

bro the guy has a gender fluid kid who literally appeared in the music video. NOBODY is triggered by the song, why are you making up an argument in your head? because you saw 2 people on tiktok saying they didn't like it?

cringe.

[kinoumenthe]

Birb inspired from a Nightjar ^^

[questionable-idea]

sitting in church at a heterosexual catholic wedding thinking of gay romance i'm going to write later

[aliciasinferno]

Is there any way I can proof that I'm not the person harassing people anonymously?

I'm not a troll and I would never threaten somebody over fictional characters or call them slurs

That's not me

[aurelis]

"new mythic hero"? I believe u mean "husbando food"

[kpg-1126]

From the makers of "this meeting could have been an email" comes "these twenty emails could have been a meeting."

[teamwing]

its pride month team wing yknow what that means

... We should hire someone to make a rainbow version of the logo?

[neednothavehappenedtobetrue]

places I forgot sunscreen:

-the back of my neck

-the tops of my feet

places I got sunburned

-trick question, everywhere, when you sit out in the sun for 3-4 hours the sunscreen wears off. a racket.

-my feet and neck are the worst tho.

[magicartsblog]

Or

Which one looks better??? (=^= )

[rileydrawesandwrites]

It's me, back on my bullshit with my very low readership grief analysis fic (I get it, I really do). But things have changed and here's how it ends.

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

So I am a man who, as you have observed, loves to write very, very long letters to people, I don't know why I do that, I think probably it's an attempt at a kind of self-catharsis, but it does make a lot of other people feel rather uncomfortable.

He is a guy who writes long and self-reinforcing letters about how other people's "uncomfortable" reactions to him "don't matter." (That doesn't change things, of course.)