#I'm mostly joking

[amis127]

I'm sorry I'm still stuck on Brennan saying "Come get your boy Rick!" with his full chest

This Black as hell season is really having impact

[connectionterminated13]

Deep down you know that William wants to abandon Utah and buy like a big spooky castle where he can be spooky and terrorize an entire small European village.

[rebeccaberry]

Nobody warned me there would be british aristocracy in TMP. That's a step too far.

[divine-motion]

i'm the only motherfucker who understands armored core 6 fully and completely actually

[doctorbunny]

On one hand I'd love for most of the milgram cast to be canon lgbt (although Canon cis Muu is really funny in its own way)

But on the other, it's worth remembering the last Canon trans character Yamanaka wrote, whilst beloved also had his identity foreshadowed with non binary flag coloured shoes....

Like that's not a bad thing, but idk if any of the prisoners are on Gin Noto's level

[cracklinhaze]

i've solved dipper's sweating problem. puberty anxiety yeah yes all of the above 100%. but after spending two full days in dipper cosplay, the quilted vest does NOT help, my man.

i've cosplayed for six years and done at least 40 full builds, including armor. i've never sweat more than when i'm wearing dipper.

sweet darling boy it'S THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER TAKE OFF THE INSULATED VEST THAT COVERS YOUR NECK I BEG YOU. IT'S LIKE A DAMN SCARF.

[galedekarios]

unrestrained summer fun 🌊🌟🐚

[aliciavance4228]

Apparently Tumblr is a place for people who like to complain about every shit, so here I am again.

How is it that we have planets, dwarf planets and moons named after a lot of greco-roman mythological figures but not for Hera or Athena? 93 Minerva is an asteroid you probably never heard of, whereas 3 Juno and Juno are an asteroid and a spacecraft, respectively.

Hermes has little Mercury. Hades has socially distanced Pluto. Even Demeter has a small planet between Mars and Jupiter called Ceres.

"B-but the Milky Way..." Exactly, the Milky Way. Literally our entire galaxy was named after the milk that squirted from her nipple when she realized that baby Heracles was sucking her breast. AKA that one moment when she was genuinely pissed off and probably one of those events she tries to forget.

How is naming a whole ass galaxy after such a myth comforting to her in any way?

[knottahooker]

How it started:

How it's going:

[skibasyndrome]

sjsosokss okay I need a system where like... once or twice a day I'm allowed to say some real out of pocket shit so I can leave you all alone for the other 23h of the day. like. I get my counter for Weird Comment and then after that I turn into a normal citizen of this site again. scream into a plastic bag, put it away type of situation

[starcurtain]

No honestly the more you think about Genshin's 4.2 update the sillier and more unintentionally funny it gets.

4.2 spoilers:

Are you telling me that Arlecchino clocked, within one minute of meeting her, that Furina did not have a gnosis, was probably not an archon, and was a (physically) weak, cursed girl.

Meanwhile, the hydro dragon sovereign who worked with her for 500 years couldn't figure out that Furina had not an ounce of hydro power in her body?

Furina really said "I am the archon."

And Neuvillette said:

[writingforaliens]

@ everyone who posts screenshots/gifs of Gale with less or no beard and the creator of the mod:

[fidgetspringer]

Sir you need another dog so you get the pink harness for the dog

Broke twink seeking sponsors and/or sugar daddies.

[redibinch]

Yes, the most eligible bachelors who aren't her creepy uncle are gay, barely reach her navel, or had a bomb placed in her head

But love endures

With all the people who said they loved Jade, I'm surprised she was still ignored like the other human characters. She acts just like your y/n, she's litterally reader

[musical-shit-show]

"it will be so funny when he dies it will be so funny when he dies it will be so funny when he dies" i repeat over and over so i don't walk into traffic.

[sillyunicorn]

Alex Rider TV (2020) // Young Royals (2021)