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Me after trying to explain for two days, on and off, that if you delete the first quarter's data, you cannot use the year's total value for an unrelated KPI to figure out what that value might have been: Y'all are draining me on a spiritual level... Where are the cameras? Bring them out! I'm ready!
#my boss saw me take a full step back and pinch the bridge of my nose and hurried from his office to stop me from producing words at the end#of my sigh#they would not have been nice ones#how do I ask you to give me 3 quarter's worth of data and you delete an entire year from our audit records??#how does that happen???#there's no way on god's green earth that when I say 'get me Q1's results' you heard gibberish and had to spring to Google only to still#fuck it all up#and on top of that she has repeatedly deleted all my audit reports from the shared drive#I'm going to strangle her#I'm going to be dragged out of here in cuffs AND a straightjacket#corporate shenanigans
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my irl friend (who I have just come out to) asked me if I'm a frog kind of nonbinary or a mushroom kind of nonbinary .I think I'm having heart palpations
#SHUT THE FUCK UPP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#RESPECTFULLY#IM SORRY BUT TH HWOLE POINT IS TO NOT FIT INTO A BOX#I'm going to strangle her
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we should start beating genAI users with hammers
#rambumbles#was thinking back to a supervisor I used to work with who said he used gpt to plan out our closing tasks#and I just thought “damn no wonder we always get out late/no wonder you suck ass”#he did get fired eventually but for other (confidential) reasons. fun times#anyways I also remembered my dad suggesting (jokingly?) for my mom to generate an image for her brother's birthday card#and I thought for a moment about launching over the table and Strangling him. withmy bare hands#I'm so tired of seeing just. world's biggest pot of slop. and everyone decides hey yeah let's line up at the slop pot#let's get some slop. we love slop. and they come up to you like hey man want some slop. no I don't#I could keep going with this metaphor but I could also go to bed. I want to go to bed goodnight#delete later
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I may be going insane but White Lily Cookie could have a lot of fun fighting the beasts if nothing was at stake
Her and Shadow Milk as frienemies? They fight but they start respecting each other in a twisted way which leads them to understand different than in the canon case, an understanding between two cookies who went mad because they learned that the truth has a bitter taste
#i'm going mad too#they are PERFECT#also insane white lily supremacy#will i elaborate YES#i love her so much#quiet and shy until she starts strangling you amiright#they would be besties in crime#she wants to fight#because it's interesting#she only has to get over her trauma ig#white lily cookie#shadow milk cookie#cookie run kingdom#crk
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Reading Batgirl 2000 is making me want to write a Dark Batman fic.
#as a Stephanie Brown fan I thought I understood the worst parts of Bruce Wayne#but jesus christ the way he treats Cass in this comic is infuriating#no fucking wonder she decides perfect for a year is better than a life of mediocrity#the girl with no family who can barely communicate and you've shown zero interest in interacting with outside of Batman#doesn't give a shit about her secret identity?#NO SHIT#WHY SHOULD SHE???#And your response to her making a 'mistake'#(one that literally any other bat would have intentionally chosen to make by the way)#is to take her away from the one person who's making any sort of attempt to give her a sense of identity#i will strangle this man#like i barely even have to do anything he's already doing the dark shit for me in canon#i read comics#batgirl 2000#anti bruce wayne#cassandra cain#batgirl#batgirl ii#also glad to say that batgirl 2000 is actually as good as everyone says it is :)#the art isn't my favorite and I'm going to throttle bruce but I love the way Cass is characterized it's so fucking good
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my puppy is acting like staying in a spacious cage during the night so she doesn't eat wires and die is akin to CIA torture and is a cruel and unusual punishment
#DAISY YOU WILL BE FINE. WE'VE ONLY HAD YOU FOR 2 DAYS AND YOU'RE ALREADY LIVING IN THE LAP OF LUXURY#YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE 🙄🙄🙄#she's in her cage for .5 seconds and suddenly she's cursing our bloodline and hatching escape plans#<- (because the little shit keeps escaping 💀💀)#a few mins ago I woke up to the sounds of her cries REALLY amping up out of nowhere so I'm like#“holy shit something might be wrong I need to check it out NOW and I'm praying she hasn't strangled herself with cords or something"#and I go out there and that little shit is walking around BECAUSE SHE ESCAPED HER FUCKING CAGE AGAIN AND ITS LIKE#DAISY. WE KEPT GETTING NEW CAGES FOR YOU BC OF HOW NAUGHTY YOU ARE. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU ESCAPE#every new escape attempt from the Cage of Despair and Doom TM is increasingly more looney tunes in nature#if this is what raising kids is like then I'm good 💀#blog#puppy
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Mother also wants me to look for a therapist again after the last one I tried seeing last month was just threatening to call the cops on me the entire first (And only) appointment I had with her.
#Like no I'm not doing therapy anymore. I did it for years and it never helped. It is not GOING to help at all when I'm still living with you#I also just dont think it'd assist me in the first place but waves hand#My issues can't be solved by people just telling me to take deep breaths over and over again. Bitch I'll strangle you I have real problems.#That last lady was fucking insane I'm there sobbing and she's still pushing that she's going to call the cops and also pushing me to give#her my mothers phone number so she can contact my mother to institutionalize me#⛪️
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this is where lizateva prokofyevna actually belongs to
#SHE KNOW NO CHILL LIKE DO YOU HAVE TO REACT TO EVERYTHING LIKE YOU GOT STABBED IN THE GUTS#SOMEONE MENTIONS THE PRINCE AND SHE STARTS TWEAKING FOR NO REASON#AND THEN STARTS SCREAMING AT ADELAIDA AND AGLAYA#LIKE SHUTTT THE HELL UP WOMAN#she's just there to ruin everyone's experience#“god has let me live another day and i'm going to make it everyones problem”#i want to strangle her through the book everytime she opens her goddamn hole#oh god i can go on and on#lizateva prokofyevna#the idiot#dostoyevsky
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that cosplay feel when you gaze long and hard at the toned body of an anime prettyboy (with sword)...

... to work out the construction of his goddamn turtleneck.
#ffvii#ffviir#ffvii cosplay#knitting#knitblr#dawnposts#tactical combat turtleneck#god bless modern graphics for being good enough to zoom in and go 'yup that's a 2x1 rib.'#i showed that picture to the lady who runs my LYS and she suggested a 2x2 rib#and i was like 'but ms ellen are you sure that's what that is?'#and she was like 'no it's not but he doesn't have a bustline to deal with either.'#and i was like 'So There Is A Very Iconic Scene Where He Actually Very Does Though' XD#and showed her a picture of cloud in the purple dress#she agreed with me when i said he was a snack lmao#i don't even LIKE turtlenecks usually they make me feel strangled but like#this is a Look and i want it so i'm making it happen
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I don't understand why TLM 2 tried so hard to emphasize and clarify how much Ariel is like her mother in terms of personality when she is, in the movie, quite frankly, written to be more like Eric in character. She was really primarily introverted, shy, awkward, tomboyish, mild-mannered and more serious, which is more like her father. I guess it was her impulsive, curious, rebellious and reckless nature that made the characters in the movie go, "Ow, she is so like her mother!", but I don't know, whenever I see Melody, I see her as closer to her dad. I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who sees it this way. I don't believe for one second that NO ONE in that universe was able to notice the similarities she had with her father. C'mon, she even has his doggone smile! 😂
#melody#eric#disney#the little mermaid 2#meta#disney meta#character analysis#txt#i've seen a few screencaps of her and i'm like “man that's eric child”#he made that girl damn near like him the only difference is the facial structure nose and eye shape#this was not a mistake from the animators and writers. she makes a lot of similar facial expressions#“like mother like daughter” more like father like daughter!#but that was when she was kid she could have changed later on. some kids do change A LOT when they get older#i feel like the older she got the more she resembled her dad#it seems that way prolly because it was from the perspective of ariel's side of the family/heritage but i mean#i'm pretty sure they spent a lot of time around eric enough to get an idea of what his personality is like#and if you bitches say he had no personality i'm going to strangle you so hard you are gonna see nothing but blackness#tired of that silly ass false ass argument. but ANYWHO#i'm DAMN SURE grimsby noticed the parallels. eric's staff most likely said “she is just like her father”
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i swear it's a special kind of hell to be trying to help plan things with someone who is chronically indecisive AND a chronic people-pleaser
#i am trying to help my friend plan his proposal to his longterm gf and i'm going to lose my fucking mind#he has gone from wanting champagne to martinelli's to soju to yogurt soju to yuzu sake#and now back to 'something fruity maybe but not necessarily alcoholic bc we don't drink much' like OK ????????? JUST FUCKING DECIDE!!!!!!!!#ilu but i want 2 strangle u so bad rn#'ok but what does everyone else who will be there want to drink' IT'S LITERALLY NOT ABOUT US JUST PICK WHATEVER YOUR GF'S FAVORITE IS#IT'S LITERALLY HER MOMENT UGHHHHHHHHHHHH#about to try and get covid a 3rd time just so i can sit this out oml#this man CANNOT be allowed to plan any of the wedding#cool story charlotte
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Dove Strider's gift to me, by the way, was delivered thus: The sound of the transportalizer flaring at around 6 in the morning. A prod at my foot as I slept supine, to hasten my awakening. Her, looming above me with her glasses reflecting all, yet the rest of her somehow lit in silhouette. A tiny upnod in greetings. Then a calamitous clatter of several alchemized fencing blades all rapid ejecting from her sylladex to bounce (harmlessly sheathed, mind) around the foot of my bed. A homemade greeting card fluttering into my bewildered lap, drawn on a printout of the Nine of Swords, but with... predictably deep fried, SBaHJian alterations. What I know was a wink from behind those stupid shades, and a sidelong hug, with a finger jabbing at the equally beleaguered bedbound person on the card - "You when you wake up with so many fuckin sords" she said audibly leaving out the W, "Happy birthday, sis." And then she ollied outie and left me to go back to sleep after dealing with so many fuckin sords.
The worst part? Despite the card she modified... There's ten swords.
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you have no idea the damage you caused.
angst hours // Accepting @fxllenwilson
Oh, sweetie.
On some level she does. Hindsight is 20/20 and all that. The missteps she took for protection became a Damocles sword. Carving a piece from everyone, but most of all Grant. Taking his life along with pieces. That doesn't mean she'd ever really know the damage from Grant's perspective. The way he clammed up, honestly, who knew if anyone else would ever know really.
"I couldn't have known how it'd play out." It's not an apology. She shouldn't have the right to plead for an understanding, but the soft wish is there nonetheless. If she'd had the crystal ball then to know how they'd all crumble, everything would be different. None of them could fix it now.
For a second, her hand reaches out to try to pull him in. Bad idea. It drops. She doesn't want to set off another bolting off. You weren't always so scared.
"I never wanted either of you hurt."
#//been awhile since i cried over this family#glad to see that i can still be emotionally DESTROYED#fxllenwilson#//yelling at addie that this isn't an apology and i'm going to strangle her
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It physically pains me to know that I can't fit into the dress I planned to wear to Barbie.
#[ ooc ]#i'm going to strangle my 16 year old self for being able to fit into the dress AND NOT USING THAT TO HER ADVANTAGE THE SLAG
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yesterday night i dreamed about living in some dystopian world where i killed someone with my bare hands before i had to flee the gestapo-style police through the entire country and today i dreamed about finding a cute cat and her fluffy kittens and taking them home and cuddling them.
my mind is so multifacetted.
#okay i want to elaborate on the first dream lmao#i have never dreamed about killing someone before#so it was kind of an anarchy going on? and there were gangs roaming around and one guy attacked me and i fought back but he held me#and i could hardly move and then a woman walked by and i was trying to get her to help me and she did! she kicked him or smth and then ran#away but it worked and he let me go and i was thinking that i cant outrun him anyway and that i have to kill him?? and then i strangled him#with my bare hands???#(okay the craziest thing is that he looked like phil from ytitty (german ppl know him) i dont know why lmao)#and then i knew the fascist-y police would be after me so i fled but my fucking BIKE was stolen#mein Fluchtfahrrad :((#and so i ran through the streets and i somehow had a backpack with some survival stuff#and i was followed but i made it out into the woods and then i woke up a couple times with a racing heart and went back to sleep#bc i wanted to keep dreaming lmao#and at some point i was in kind of a clinic?? idk but i got out of there again and i came across horses but i didnt dare steal one bc i#thought that would be very noticable so i kept walking#and everytime i was in a town i was IMMEDIATELY tracked down and that stressed me out soooo much#and yeah then i woke up at some point lol#personal#that was a very immersive dream i love those#but THE recurring theme of my dreams really is being hunted idk someone analyse that for me#i'm always running away but always from truly dangerous shit#sometimes people sometimes just a malicious presence#well well
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ㅤ★ ONETWOTHREEFOUR — MAX!
... bully!Gojo loves fucking you in the bathroom stall, turning his creampies into whipped cream inside you. But you know what else he loves? Plugging you up with a vibrator and surprising you by turning it on mid-lecture — and passing the control over to his best friend.
ㅤ★ requested by anon / promptlist
ㅤ★ cws; strictly no under 18s, smut, unprotected sex, rough sex, secret public sex/nearly caught (poor confused Choso just getting moaned at), multiple orgasms/creampies, remote toy control, Suguru gets passed the remote, dirty talk, some spanking/ass slapping
There's just no way he can reach your little hole without bending his knees — and still you have to be poised on your tippy toes to let him fuck you.
Body shuddering with your hands splayed against the bathroom stall's pretty pink wall, your skirt fisted in his big hands and your thong pushed to the side of your puffy lips, bully!Gojo thrusts into your poor overused pussy 'till she cries, 'till she gushes, 'till he groans and releases another cumload against your cervix, 'till he turns his creampies into whipped cream.
Sure, his cockhead is oversensitive from plunging into your wet walls, and his balls are sore from slapping into your poor puffy clit for creampie after creampie, and yeah, there's cum dripping down the front of his thighs— but he's fucking you to put you in your place. And with how addicted he is to the feeling of being inside you, getting his pretty pink cock hugged tight by your walls, he just can't stop now.
His hips practically move on their own. His cock keeps telling him not to pull out just yet — it's telling him let's let her have it.
In mock affection, he presses his sweaty cheek against your forehead, white wispy bangs sticking to your skin, eyes glued to your jiggling breasts, big hand coming down to rub your clit. "Insensitive, huh?" he asks in a dangerous coo, "I'll show ya how fucking insensitive I can be." and with that, he's frantically massaging circles on your super fucking sensitive clit.
"Ah! Fuck! T-t-toruuu, I'm sorry! I didn't even mean it, I was just a-angryyy!" you sob out, feeling his mean cockhead rubbing sweet spots deep inside you.
His clit rubbing is ruthless, and he's a messy boy you know he doesn't care that his fingers and palm are coated with your slick.
"Nah, you meant it." he grunts back, blue eyes piercing you with a glare, hips pounding into you from the back, muscles twitchy 'n tensing, "Now stay still 'n take it. I told'ya I was gonna fuck that attitude out of ya, didn't I?"
You let out a strangled moan at his words, nearly going limp against the shuddering bathroom stall's wall. Satoru presses your head against it, smushing your cheek, getting rougher by the second.
He's still tightly fisting your skirt in his hand, other hand sometimes tugging harshly on your pathetically tiny thong — the one he told you to wear today, or else he's gonna throw one of his spoiled rich boy tantrums. He can't resist groping at your soft ass and spreading your ruby red smacked cheeks wide.
Satoru momentarily stills inside you, choking you up with how deep he chooses to keep his throbbing cock, and then he repositions himself; sharp polished black shoes clicking as he spreads his long legs further apart.
"New angle, hope ya like it." he jokes, angling his cock so it curves right against the gummy roof of your pussy, right against that spot.
"Oh fuck!" you cry out when he starts pounding up into your hole, nearly lifting you off your feet with the force of each thrust, makin' your sweaty body jiggle erotically.
He watches you widen your eyes when his cock hits a sweet spot just right, the one that makes your eyes twitch in pleasure 'n your knees buckle.
You're gushing around him, totally soaking his length, pussy too full of his gooey creampies 'n now they're leaking out and running down your thighs.
His cock hits that damn sweet spot again, with more precision than before.
"Oh fuck, fuck! Right there! Fuck me right there, 'Toru!" you chokingly moan, feeling a shockwave of pleasure pulse from your pussy to every point in your body.
"Damn, chill." he chuckles.
Chill? Of course he'd say that while he's fucking you like he's trying to get you cockdrunk. He's pounding into your gummy walls 'n rubbing your clit with this hate-fueled determination.
All you did was talk back to him in class. Just a cutesy little snide remark. You thought it would turn him on. Well, it did turn him on — it also turned his gaze cold and wiped the smirk off his face. Two things that sent shivers down your spine.
Oh, I'm fucked.
The way he leaned back and hummed had your pussy twitching, already getting wet at the thought of what he was gonna do to put you back in your place.
Whiiich brings us back to the last bathroom stall of the men's bathroom, the stall in which your bully is fucking up your guts and turning you into his personal cocksleeve.
He's close, you can tell because that's when his steady, deep strokes slow and he takes two inches out so he can rub annoyingly back and forth across his favorite ridge inside your pussy. And his tell-tale signs? Choppy breathing, brows twisted together, tightened grip on your body, 'n he's got this psychotic smile forming on his face which he likes to press against your sweaty forehead to let ya know how much he's enjoying bullying you.
Just feeling all his cum getting fucked out of your quivering hole makes you want to cum again. It's almost scary. What if you fall apart? You might even scream this time. Nah, who cares honestly? You can't control how your walls squeeze his cock now even though he bitterly scolds you for being too tight, too tiny to take him all.
You can hardly hear the nasty vocabulary he's using on you, 'cause you're too fucked-out on his thick cock, not even caring if the squelching sounds and choking moans escape under the door and echo down your college's corridors. Even if anyone barged in, Satoru would probably just do what he did last week — when someone barged into the spare room while he was in heat 'n balls deep in your pussy — tell 'em to fuck off.
"Fuck me." Satoru groans, "That hot little pussy 's gonna make me cum... 'm gonna cum... gonna fill you up... ahah... fuck."
He's just the type to giggle during the buildup to his orgasm. It sounds almost psychotic — yeah, you knew from day one that he's crazy and his cock is crazy.
His cock gets hotter, then it bursts with thick ropes of cum once again. The both of you savor in the feeling. It's in the aftershocks of his orgasm that Satoru wonders if he's actually falling in love with you.
Then he snaps-to.
"Shit, you're a fucking mess." Satoru grins almost sadistically, sweating like crazy under his uniform.
You're just shivering against the wall as he eases his cum-coated cock out your pussy, sliding past your folds. Cheek smushed against the wall, face looking like you just saw heaven for an hour, you're relishing the buzzy afterglow of getting fucked dumb by your bully.
His hard slap on your ass brings you back to reality. You hear the sound of him pulling his pants up his long legs, dragging up his zipper. The click of his button. Then he plants another hard slap on your stinging cheek.
You groan, teasingly wiggling your cum-filled pussy, feeling his big hands groping the plush of your cheek and spreading it to reveal your twitchy holes — and he just keeps grinning, watching his seed ooze out 'n drip down your pretty thighs — those thighs that are the reason he chased you in the first place.
You'd think he's looking at the Mona Lisa with how he marvels at the sight — but nah, it's just his white, gooey creampies smeared across your lips and inner thighs. "Aw, don't let it drip out or 'm gonna need to plug ya up..."
Trembling, you listen to him unzipping his backpack and rifling around. "What d'you mean?" you ask, looking back at him with a dazed afterglow on your face, but when you do he's already sliding something into your pussy.
"Ahhh, fuck!" you squirm, feeling that hot pink toy push inside and stretch open your cum-soaked walls again. "I'm so tired, gimmie a break!"
"Relaaax, it's just to plug ya up..." he grins mischievously.
"Oh... o-okay... if you say so."
Oh, but what a liar he is.
It's ten minutes after you and him cleaned up and scurried off to your class and took your seats.
Shit — late again. You curse Satoru and his dummy big cock as you settle down.
... then you feel something start to buzz inside you.
"Oh!?" you let out a small gasp.
Vibrations against your sweet spots make your eyes flicker. Your filled pussy freaks out, spasming and twitching like crazy around the toy.
You give a glare of disbelief back at Satoru, who sat two rows behind and above you — duh, so he could always get a nice view of your breasts.
He sees you. He smirks. He raises a pink little controller shaped like a flat egg, and tauntingly shakes it in his hand before clicking a button.
One notch up.
"Nn!" you tighten around the toy.
He watches you freak out from afar, his sweaty face contorting into a diabolically naughty smirk.
Two notches up. Three notches. Off. Onetwothreefour — you gulp and smack the desk — earning a look from your seatmate, Choso.
The toy temporarily turns off.
"... sorry, this question is just so frustrating." you apologize, playing off your random desk smack.
"Yeah, tell me about it. I'm failing this class for sure."
"S-same, honestly." you reply shakily, soothingly rubbing up and down your clenched thighs.
You text Satoru with fervency.
You
'just a plug' my ass! wtf is this thing!
Toru
lol 🍑🔜 and chill... it's just a lil something i picked up for ya
You
ur the devil. i hate u.
Toru
ur hurting my feelings 🥺
Onetwothreefour — max!
"Fuck...!" you gasp again, feeling a dizzy rush as the toy buzzes at max deep inside your pussy.
Choso gives you a concerned side-glance.
"Sounds like you're really having a rough day." he jokes.
You look at him. He's sitting pretty close.
"You have no ideaaaaaahhhhhhh~" you moan back, accidentally cumming right there in front of your classmate.
Immediately clapping your hand over your mouth, you blink at him. Oh no... you just orgasmically moaned against poor, confused Choso's face.
His eyes widen. He blinks. " H u h ? "
Satoru sees this and slides down in his seat, holding in his laughter behind a toothy smile, pearly whites all on display. Now his best friend gives him a look.
"Satoru..." Suguru sighs, catching onto what was happening. "Give the girl a break."
"You wanna try?" he offers Suguru the remote control.
Suguru looks at it. He looks at you, then Satoru, then the toy... and takes it into his hand and chuckles with his best friend behind their textbooks, clicking it to a new pattern.
You just twitch your eyes and then shut them in pleasure, cursing the both of them in your mind while you feel your thighs tremble and feel the toy pulsing. Your pussy squeezes the pink silicone.
And you can hear those dastardly best friends giggling behind your back, watching you wiggle in pleasure, trying to contain your moans. Every time you glance back at them, Satoru makes mocking ahegao faces at you. Suguru just smirks and continues to play with the vibrator.
Oh, you were definitely gonna get 'em back for this.
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