#I'm everyone

[iceeericeee]

I love how everyone in the Good Omens fandom is just going insane over 'do it again'. It's like the sequel to the 60's ineffable wives and the thin dark duke.

[bewitched-bullet]

Just found out from someone else that apparently:

bewitched-bullet = seikasinthevoid = nessyexistsagain

Lololol so...imma drop this meme.

[superkickme]

👀👀

hear me out, if the do a corrupted by the title Cody heel run? Bringing Dustin back to try to try to bring Cody back to the light and just being like "I'm 55 man, I can't do this much longer but I'll fight for you until I can't anymore" kind of thing from Dustin and like, have a match where Cody's just going off on him but Dustin won't give up and just before Cody's about to kill him basically he comes out of it and then they can hug and cry and we can get the WWE Rhodes Brothers run we always should have got and then Cody can retire Dustin and then he can induct him into the 2015 HoF and everyone is happy

[fuyuteki]

Everyone saying "leave that man, Torahime! Ditch that man, Torahime!" until he does that and now everyone "where's Nakagami?" 🙄

[dreamondelphinus]

shoutout to everyone in the boiling isles who can't preform magic because they can't draw a fricking circle

[nymph-of-water]

All I'm saying is, I don't understand why people back in the day felt the need to have so many children. After the 6th one, it becomes a nightmare for everyone who decides to make their family tree.

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[beaft]

do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way

[marzipanandminutiae]

"hey why are all the barrier garments like linen shirts or chemises or combinations going away?"

"oh we have more washable fabrics now! you don't need to worry about sweat reaching your outer clothing when you can just chuck it in the washing machine!"

"cool!"

[100 years later]

"so uh all of those new washable fabrics are leaching microplastics into our water, and the constant machine-washing wears garments out faster. they're also not really sturdy enough to be mended, so we keep having to throw them out and now the planet is covered in plastic fabric waste that will never break down. also it turns out that the new washable fabrics hold odor-causing bacteria VERY well. so could we get those barrier garments back please?"

"sorry babe linen now costs $100000/yard and since it's been so long without them, nobody knows how to adapt barrier garments to the current styles anyway"

"..."

"maybe try this new $50 undershirt made of Special Sweat-Wicking Plastic Fabric! :) :) :)"

[shoomlah]

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

[demaparbat-hp]

He's never happy

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[stardustandsunflowers]

everyone's a gangsta till A Night To Remember by Girl in Red comes on

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[farnese0]

I was today years old when I found out Yusuke Murata uses BL as a reference to draw male characters in One Punch Man

Now everything makes sense