#I'm dooone

[une-erreur-inconnur]

Screaming, crying, throwing up, how DARE they make him say that on the very last chat before an almost 3 months wait 😭😭

[howlsnteeth]

i fucked up while ctrl+v'ing something but honestly? yeah. wip

[bearchuckles]

I wanted to do a portrait of my Palia character and a wee sketch kinda got out of hand and turned into more. Either way I quite like how it turned out.

(Please do not take, save, use for AI training or repost- Thank you! Reblogs are fine ♥ )

[tatoasting]

Finally fixed my headlight thats been out for 16 months :D

[to-read-or-to-read]

In this last trek of education I am to make a written task of about 30 pages. This has multiple problems, most of which stem from me not wanting to study any more, but being so close to finish that I'm just gonna hold out.

BUUUT then I log on Sunday morning, and half of what I have written is just gone, like completely gone. Down to 7 pages like *that*, really makes a girl question her sanity and need for education...

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

got curious about my progress so i stuck this oneshot into a word counter and hey. what is it about pokemon that makes every wip like 5x the length i expect it to be

[zincbot]

no way they play dog days are over by florence in gotg3 i'd lose me shit hearing that

[lamemeduturfu]

guys. i'm creating smth. (edit: it's dooone check my last post 😋)

i'm also working on fem deadpool... and maybe more yuri poolverine...

[1000sunnygo]

One Piece Academy chapter 47: Lost Dog part 1 (Quick translation)

source | index

(Law and Cora don't appear in this week's part, we'll see them next week!)

"A Grand festival for Onigiri lovers, the Onigiri Expo!"

<What appears before Luffy's brother Ace kun is... Onigiri? >

Onigiri: Waff!

Ace: The heck are you?

[Title Card: New World High "Moby Dick School" 2nd year, Fire fist Ace kun]

Ace: A baby bear?

Onigiri: Waff!

Ace: If it waffs then dog, I guess...You a pup?

Onigiri: *huff* *huff*

Ace: Here, take the skin of my steamed bun. See ya.

(walks away)

Sorry, doggo. I can keep a beetle at best as a pet.

Onigiri: (look at him rofl)

Ace:.....

Hoop!

*puts Onigiri down*

*starts running*

HOW 'BOUT THAT??

Onigiri: Waff! Waff!

Onigiri: *plops*

Ace: !

(Don't look back...!!) *dragging himself*

(rip dog)

Ace: DARN IT!!

Ace: Fine, fiine... my loss.

Well, it's definitely a lost dog so that takes some weight off... let's search for your master, shall we?

Onigiri: *marveled at butterflies*

Ace: Try actin' like a lost dog, will you...

Well, let's go! Er...... Norimochi!

Onigiri:.....

Ace:.... Guess that's not the name.

(T/N: Norimochi is mochi wrapped seaweed so Ace was pretty close! Reminder that Onigiri is named by Luffy, so the bothers have a similar naming tendency lol)

<DOOON! >

[Title card: Faculty, New World Middle School

White Chase Smoker sensei]

Smoker: How long does a freaking cup of coffee take? Tashigi!!!

Tashigi: I'm sorry! There are so many types of beans;;

Someone: *light coughs*

Ace: Sorry for the inconvenience, but... do you perhaps recognize this dog?

Smoker:

Ace: 'guess not? Sorry for the trouble! 👋🏼

Smoker: You!!

Smoker: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

Tashigi: *brings coffee* Decided to go with the regular after all!...Huh?

Ace:!!

Oop!!

Ace: The dude from earlier.. ain't that too flashy for a greeting?

Smoker: You sure look carefree... Whitebeard corps second commander, Portgas D. Ace.

Ace: Mm? You're that guy from Luffy's class! If I remember right, smokey-

Smoker: It's Smoker!

Ace: Right, Smoker sensei, tutoring my li'l brother.

Smoker: Cut the crap. You stayed at our school for two months, made a name while I was away on a business trip, then quickly transferred to Moby Dick School branch.

Only if you hadn't moved there... I would've thrown you and your brother into the reform room and straightened you out!

Ace: Well, now I'm practically in a different school, so let all that slide, maybe?

Smoker: No can do. As long as I'm a teacher, and you're a thug!

Ace: What a boring reason.

Aight, let's have fun!

Smoker: But before that, why's that dog with you?

Continues in Reblog ⬇️

[ineffableigh]

IT'S DOOONE YAY!

I'm a bit late but a BIG Happy Birthday to @mrghostrat! Thank you for everything you do for the fandom. Your work, both written and painted, has been a huge inspiration for me to get back into my own craft as a way to manage the brainrot hahah.

I wanted to illustrate something from Bilv's fics and decided to go for "A Place Like This"! Go give your kudos over here, it's a LOVELY story:

Detail shots:

I'm SO HAPPY WITH HOW THIS TURNED OUT?!??!?

Done entirely in Clip Studio Paint with a Huion screen tablet. :3 Background is a heavily photoshopped reference photo due to time constraints lol.

[easterbonnet]

If you would be so kind I would love to see an older Remus getting a hand made hat and scarf from his girlfriend(crochet if you don't mind, I hate knitting)! I think he would love those types of gifts and if she could be a muggle that would be even better! Please and thank you so much!

this is so cute and fun to write for, and i'm glad you asked for crochet because it's a hobby of mine!! hope you like it

My Girlfriend, The Hooker

f!muggle!reader x older!remus lupin

cw: none?

. . .

Sparkling swirls of snow sauntered sleepily from the high heavens on a slow moving and homely day in Godric's Hollow. Rich shades of green were the only things peeking from behind the porcelain drape that iced the village like a perfectly piped cupcake you'd see on display at Madame Puddifoot's. With the view blanched of colour, the evergreen trees winded and curved in an even more whimsical way than usual, their frosted tips left undisturbed.

Tucked away, nice and toasty in her small cottage, resided y/n, whose eyes only peeled away from the ivory landscape to count her stitches or swim over the rather fluffy cat curled up next to her.

The occupied lady sat comfortably surrounded by a mountain of different yarn. Autumnal colours scattered against the winterous backdrop in the form of woolly bundles in every thickness, length and texture anyone could dream. Her shaggy companion could only agree, having chased, batted and launched on multiple balls of the stuff.

"Nearly dooone...", working away busily, her tongue poked out the corner of her mouth with concentration as each stitch twirled from her wooden crochet hooks.

"Annnd VOILA!", she smiled triumphantly, "One crochet hat and one scarf to match".

With her attention not leaving the hand-crafted garments all afternoon, she greeted the evening unexpectedly and with a face of shock as instead of seeing neat, snow-dressed houses and luscious nature as she peeked out the living room window, she laid her gaze on her own tired expression and a darkened sky.

"What do you think, pumpkin?", she keenly asked the orange cat waking slowly from it's slumber. He jumped down from the cushion he was cuddled up on and strutted over, inspecting her handiwork with a sniff. Dismissing it and deemed uninterested, he spotted a ball of yarn hiding under the settee and pounced towards it.

"Fine, I'll take that as a sign you want your hat in that colour?", Y/n giggled imagining the tabby wrapped cutely like a present in the garish purple fibre.

Abruptly, the crunch of freshly trodden snow became louder as the soggy footsteps lead to the front door.

"Quick!", she dashed the yarn behind the velvet, embroidered cushions that lined the furniture and even up her jumper, fighting the feline for the last one.

"Remus", she smile overcompensatingly, "you're back", perching herself casually on the seat, conveniently hiding her afternoons work behind her.

The lanky man ducked through the uneven door, his nose as red as a strawberry from the biting weather, and his scar-scattered cheeks painted with blush. Gleaming, blue-tinged snowflakes dotted his hair like the aging of old parchment, as gusts of wintery breeze followed him in.

"Crikey, it's cold out there", he mumbled, removing his long length coat and rubbing his hands together to warm them, after slamming the door firmly shut. He brushed the residual snow from his beige, tweed waistcoat, and trousers to match, smoothing the creased and wet sleeves of his white shirt and tugging on his dark tie to loosen it.

"Funny you should say that", she smirked.

He looked over at her from his hunched form, raising his eyebrow, "It is, is it?"

"Stand over there and close your eyes", y/n pointed to the centre of the room.

"Love, I've just got back-", the working man tried to protest.

She pouted at him, "Please"

He narrowed his eyes with curiosity, and silently did as he was told.

"Eyes are closed... and suspicions are high", he whispered the last part, lolling about as he stood there, arms by his side, slowly regaining the feeling in his numbed hands and feet.

"Okay now wait, don't look", she scrambled about, running up the stairs and throwing the excess balls of yarn on her bed, before running back down and grabbing his present that was hiding right under his nose.

"I'm not looking because I trust you, but if you fly down those bloody stairs again from wearing those fluffy socks-"

"Shhh shh", she smiled at his chilly face and placed the hat she made over his messy locks, the comfort of the wool softening his features, before draping the matching scarf around his neck sweetly.

She kissed his cheek, "Okay handsome, all done", she burst out giggling when he opened his eyes.

He brought his hands up to his hat, feeling it before peering down at the scarf, "Darling, did you make this?"

She nodded, clasping her hands together behind her back.

"C'mere you", Remus expertly pulled her onto his frame, kissed her forehead and embraced her, "I love it, thank you", he uttered placing his hands either side of her arms now, tilting his head down to her and making sure she absorbs his words.

Y/n eyed up how the hat looked, "Atleast they fit this time", she bit her lip with an oops expression, "Not like those socks I made last year."

He chuckled at the memory, softening his gaze onto hers, "Nothing a little magic couldn't fix eh?", he winked.

His girlfriend frowned playfully, "I want magic powers", she grinned grazing her fingertips over the fabric of his back pocket where his wand was, her chin pressed against his chest as she stared up at him like a baby penguin.

"No, you're perfect as you are", he leant to kiss her delicate lips, and soothed his hand over her mane of locks. His eyes fluttered shut on their own accord, melting into the heaven that was her touch.

[riddle-me-fear]

My dear Riddler and Scarecrow

Scarecrow's accent reminds me of Swiss German; people that speak German usually don't understand it and get annoyed. That being said.

Verstoht öpert do schwiizerdütsch? Gschriibe isch s eifacher als gsprocha, aber es isch anschiinend schwer für Lüt wo nur dütsch chönd das z verstoh. Wenn du Riddler das verstohsch frog Scarecrow was er dänkt das dä satz heisst: "ich bii de meister vo dä angscht"

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

Oh dear lord. Well, I do love a challenge, so I'll humor you for a moment. Can't be harder than code...

"Do you understand Swiss German? Written is simpler than spoken, but apparently it's hard for people..." uhm... "people who are only able to speak German. If you as the Riddler understand this, ask Scarecrow what he thinks this sentence means--"

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

No. Nope. Absolutely not.

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

"Ich bii de Meister vo dä Angscht." I do hope I didn't butcher the pronunciation.

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

...

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

Come oooon Joooon, just give it a try. Doesn't have to be correct, I mean, I highly doubt you're going to guess what it actually means--

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

Fer fuck's sake, will you shut up? I'm tryin' ta think...

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

Alriiight, alriiight, take your time.

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

... Uuuh... can you say tha line again?

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

"Ich bii de Meister vo dä Angscht."

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

Oouf ok... I dunno German at all, or Swiss German, fo' that madda. But uhm... There wus this wanna-be Rogue, a while back, think that was befo' yer time, Ed.

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

Oooh, gather 'round, children! It's storytime with grandpa Crane!

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

You shut that mouth o' grampa Crane's gonna get his gramma's old sewing kit, and sew it shut. ... That's whut I thought. Nah where wus I? Right, tha guy. He wus German an' I heard that bats actually talked German back at'im. Think it wus uuh... "Eekh bin da fluttermousemann" or somethin' like that, "I am the Batman", right. So I think tha first two words mean "I am" ...and then "the" ...uhm... that's gotta mean "master", right? Or is that too obvious...? I can see ya fuckin' grinnin', Ed.

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

Nono, please, you're doing great, do continue.

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

Ffffhh... "fo da"... "for the"? And "angsht"... Well it's pretty close ta "angst", so maybe somethin' along tha lines of "unease" or "anxiety"...

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

And now put it all togetheeeer.

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

Hhh right, whut did I say? "I am the master for the..." nah that's gotta be wrong... "I am the master OF the..." Oh, it's fear, isn't it. Is it s'pposed ta be I'm tha master of fear?

Edward slowly claps in the background, returning to his spot next to Jonathan, after he's been pacing around the room while Jon was trying to translate the sentence.

"Braaavo, Jon, well dooone. You know, I have to take that one back; you're in fact NOT as dumb as you look!

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

Up yours, Nygma.

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

Oh-hoh! Is that an offer? My "Meister vo dä Angscht"?

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

Ya really have ta take every single oppartunity ta flirt with me, dont'cha.

Jon grins upward at Edward, who has crawled onto the sofa and on top of Jonathan's lap, smiling cheekily down at him.

Edward Nygma | The Riddler

Would it be me, if I didn't?

Jonathan Crane | The Scarecrow

S'ppose it wouldn't...

You see both of them leaning in for a kiss, and inches before their lips meet, Ed eyes the camera through which you had been watching them. He smiles, and his hand closes in on the lens, covering the view until the screen fades to black.

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✨ V's comments below✨

I used to watch a lot of documentaries in swiizerdütsch with german subtitles a while back. Love the way the language sounds, some austrian accents sound similar, actually. I like to watch things in various different languages from foreign countries in general, because what we have in Austria is uuuhm... Let's just say it's not it. Especially because I'm trans and there's ZERO pro-trans anything in our mainstream media, everyone is antagonizing queer people generally (like on TV, in the news and stuff, the shit that the older generations consumes). So I had to get some positivity elsewhere. Now I'm more connected and found some small communities, luckily. I specifically remember a documentary about mental health in Switzerland, and it showed some people living in a psychiatric hospital, and it was sooo damn wholesome. One of them was a trans teenager who gave insight on their situation and how they cope and everything. Was really cool and uplifting for me to see, with all the negativity and misinformation about the lgbtq+ community here.

Also, the "Ich bin der Fledermausmann" thing actually happened in an old batman tv show I watched some time ago. I tried to find the episode again, but I can't even remember which series it was 😭 I lost my absolute shit though when I heard bats say that, it was so funny to me.

[peony-flowerking7]

@lira-cookie

DOOONE I'M SO SORRY I'M TAKING SO LONG! Thank you though, the inspiration for the background really help me a lot. I'm so proud of this one because of the pose background and how it looks. Thank YOUUUU. Please TAKE YOUR BIRTHDAY GIFT AAAHHHH

More MORE bleh falling down the stairs

[courtana]

guys... i found the perfect solution.

Me almost every night after the sun sets: “What if I deleted all my call of duty edits off my blog :)”

[queenofthepunks]

Part 2 of Peachy's childhood lore

Again...

TW⚠️:Mentions of physical abuse, emotional abuse, sexism, as well as body shaming... towards a 4 year old CHILD!

It wasn't rare at ALL for Peachy to hear her parents constantly argue with eachother out in the living room, having a really good hearing sense was both a blessing and a curse, while it did help her sharpen her observation skills more aswell as being able to learn how to do simple tasks normally despite her blindness, it was not so great thing that she could always hear her parents argue with eachother about such things her little mind couldn't exactly grasp to where it always scared her, but she always reassured herself that she had her toys for comfort... at least for the most part, since she could still hear them arguing outside of her room, over her "supposedly" uncle and grandfather she never even knew or heard about.

Hollie: "well they could be here any minute now so remember that YOU asked for this, not me, so if yous end up getting ya fucking brains blown out by my brother's shotgun don't expect me to pay for your cremation funds."

Donny: "For the last time, Hollie, I'm not there for your brother, I'm there for your FATHER, I could give two shits less about your brother is like, if yous SO worried bout it! Pfft and YOU? Paying for my funeral? Good luck with that sweetcheeks!"

Hollie: "fucking christ Don stop acting like you know them already! my brother is almost on the SAME level as my father, only he is the more... childish version of my father, ugh, I swear I could still hear my brother's WHINES from a mile away..."

Donny: "eh big deal, at least you will be able to handle it, right?"

Hollie: "are you fucking kidding me!? I had to deal with his those same whiney outbursts from him since we where kids! What makes you think I wanna deal with them now huh!?"

Donny: "Well, it ain't no different then me having to deal with your constant BITCHING every single day but here you are acting like yous the saint!"

Hollie: "would you ju- Ugh, DOOON WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS TAKE EVERYONE ELSES SIDE OTHER THAN MINE!?!?"

Donny: "and that right there proves my point, always so whiney bout every when nothing goes your way so you can just shut the fuck up at this point..."

Hollie: "well IM the one that makes sure you have food in your stomach right? so how about YOU shut the fuck up with your incoherent BULLSHIT about MY worth the woman of this-"

Thats when Peachy comes in with a pretty hesitant look on her face as she held her toy bunny in her arm for emotional support, knowing that she is going to have a whole EAR full of insults from her parents for asking such a simple thing.

Peachy: "Mommy..."

Donny: "*tch* this kid..."

Hollie: "Darla, what the hell ya doing in here!? I thought I told you to stay in your room until your grandpa and uncle franco gets here! *sigh* What could you possibly want this time."

Peachy: "i-i... I hungry..."

Hollie: "Ugh, really again!? Were those waffles at breakfast not enough for you, kid!?" (Literally had breakfast 5 hours ago)

Peachy: "b-but I hungry again... I really wanna snack..."

Donny: "Hey don't you be talking back to your ma like that when being told no! You don't need to be eating again anyways you already look like your gaining a few more pounds anyways!"

Hollie: "At least we could agree on one thing Donny, no little girl such as you should even be looking the way you do if ya wanna get your good looks from ya mommy."

Donny: "Hollie you know for a fact she wouldn't be able to tell anyways right? She is blind after all."

Hollie: "No shit Sherlock! Jus- i dont have time for this, JUST GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LIKE I ASKED YOU TOO! Your uncle and grandfather will be here any moment! You can wait until dinner to eat! If you leave that room one more time I'm gonna WHOP YOUR ASS YA HEAR!?!?"

Peachy just slouched her head down and turned towards her room in response, which did not make Hollie happy, so Hollie walked towards her and grabbed her arm before yelling in her ear "I SAID DO YA HEAR!?!" Which made Peachy almost burst into tears from the painful grip on her arm and the loud yell coming from her mother, but held them back since she knew it'll only make the situation worse so Peachy just said "Y-YES MOMMY!" In response before feeling her mother harshly pick her up and placing her down back into her room.

Hollie: "Now THAT'LL teach ya to disrespect me and QUIT messing with the baby gate or that will be 2 STRIKES to ya ass AND YOUR FUCKING BACK!"

After Hollie slammed the door Peachy continued to hold back her tears from the whole thing all because she asked for a snack but it's not like she could even ask for anything at that point since no matter how simple it was she was still going to get in trouble for it no matter what she ever does so she thought in her little mind that it was always best to keep to herself.

[thenamesmobu]

FREE COLLAB REVAMP✨️

WHEEEEEW IT'S FINALLY DOOONE

Ahhh I've been wanting to remake my first collab ever since I've finalized Devin's design. And yes, Stanley also got himself a redesign too, and he's ready to square up alongside his boyfriend. Anyway, I'm very glad of this redraw, I like this one better than the last. Now we include Stanleys for this collab. Also, you don't have to draw both your Stan and Nar, I'm just telling you guys that there's more option for this collab now. Feel free to use other characters too btw, TK could be here, Mariella could be here, or even the Curator!

Aaaand here's the empty the empty one:

Hope y'all have fuuuuuun✨️✨️✨️