#I'm calm yeaaaah

[too-high-for-captcha]

[rhaenyra-storms]

for fluffy saturdays: Robb Stark and his wife reader cuddling by the fire, talking about the future

yeaaaah, i'm reviving this blog again after so long and i'm working through some asks! :) enjoy!

content warnings: just fluff, talk of having children together

Robb and you had been married for a few months now. The war was still raging on, but as long as you two were together, it all seemed a lot easier.

There were a few moments where you could just forget about all the horrible things around you.

Just like now, when you were cuddling by the fire in Riverrun. Robb had now experienced triumphs and defeats in the war against the Lannisters, but none of that mattered in this moment.

You were wearing your nightdress, sitting on some blankets in front of the crackling fireplace. Robb's hand was resting on your thigh, his eyes never leaving yours.

"Sometimes I can't believe you're real," he whispered, a few loose curls hanging into his face. He would shave his growing beard again tomorrow, but there was no need to look strong or perfect in front of you. There was no need to hide anything in the privacy of your room where nothing but your love for each other mattered.

"I guess I am," you answered with a low chuckle, moving closer to your husband and resting your head on his shoulder. Robb's strong arm wrapped around you, his face turning over to face the fire.

Your hand grabbed Robb's free one, intertwining your fingers and resting your connected hands on his thigh. There was a smile on his lips, a calm one.

"Do you think we will have a child soon?" You asked after a while, the thought itself making you smile. It was hard to set a child into this world, but Robb and you had been talking about it for so long and there was nothing better that could happen to you both.

"One day. And when this war is over, we're going to live at Winterfell and I'm going to teach him or her to ride a horse myself," Robb smiled, his arm moving down as his hand rubbed up and down on your back. "Maybe we will even be blessed with more than just one child."

While you couldn't deny that the prospect of having more than one child definitely sounded exhausting, the thought also made you feel warm around your heart. Having a family with Robb, getting to wake up next to your beautiful husband every morning and then seeing your children at the breakfast table... it seemed like a dream. The war had made you quite unsure about your future, but if you had any say in it, you would make sure that Robb would be there in all the different futures that might await you.

"At least the child will have someone to play with then. Maybe we should aim for more than one kid," you smiled, hand squeezing Robb's gently. A low laugh slipped past your husband's lips and his eyes seemed to light up with excitement.

“Whatever the future will bring, I am happy to spend it with you.” His words were gentle and accompanied by a smile, his hand squeezing yours again tightly. You knew that Robb would always be at your side, no matter the circumstances.

The war had left you both unsure about the future, but it felt good to talk about it in the quiet of your shared bedchamber. Where no one could disturb you and you could share even the most naive thoughts with each other.

Maybe it would all be well in the end.

[chryssikyu]

Know how we each had expectations of the lads and they weren't accurate?

Well thats probably going to be the case with Sylus.

So I'm going to make an expectation, that destroy your expectations.

So almost everyone have come to the same idea that Sylus will be the hot but red flag novel boyfriend, whose really serious and all about murder.

So I suggest.... He's actually Majima Goro from the Yakuza franchise.

Super serious and badass looking right? Yeaaaah.....

.... Maybe not.

Now don't get me wrong, he is cool! His fight style is street fighter meets break dancer! He's also a huge fan of baseball bats.

He's just... a lil goofy...

Now Majima is a playable character in some games, but when you aren't playing him, his main function is to pop up out of nowhere, find the player, and fight them!

He's like... a calm Joker. He's still bat shit, but he has morals.

And everytime he finds the main character, whose name is Kiryu, he excitedly calls his name!

I sadly cannot express how he says it, so yall need to look him up on YouTube, and prepare to lose your shit.

Anyways! This is what I'm hoping for Sylus. I want him to be an enemy we meet at the black market, he sees us fighting, and almost instantly falls in love.

Proceeding to follow us around, stalker esc, and lovingly getting his ass kicked.

Oh yeah! Majima fights the main character, TO LOSE! HE LOVES GETTING HIS ASS KICKED! IT HYPES HIM UP FOR ROUND 2!

But yeah! That's what I want from Sylus, a stalker who just wants to keep losing to us~

[sarah-kings]

Alright, listen up folks, consider this:

Giants that are astronauts amongst a human crew.

Hear me out:

They could fix large damage and could take care of ship maintenance

They'd be large enough for their space suit to potentially have an entire oxygen generator, so they could spend more time fixing the ship from the outside

They would make a great bodyguard for the crew members if their ship were to be attempted to be seized by another space crew that tries taking over theirs

Moving heavy cargo would be way easier

Of course, this only gets more hilarious the bigger the giant is and the smaller the space ship is and there could be a bunch of interesting scenarios.

A five meter tall mini giant on a space ship for humans? They keep bumping their heads into doorframes to the point that the medical officer knows them on a first name basis after week one (and yes the giant also bumps their head while entering medical)

Giant aboard a larger spaceship? No problem at all! Just gotta keep in mind that there still probably aren't any rooms that they could comfortably sleep in without getting cramped

You want personal quarters? Yeaaaah, no, sorry. Oh, but we can definitely offer you that cargo bay full of boxes!

Getting a panic attack? Don't! You'll breath up all the limited air that you and your crew has. Fun! So this would make for some great angst of every tiny on board trying to calm down the giant unless they wanna die.

The temperature regulation broke? Everyone come huddle up, the giant can offer the warmth until that's figured out!

If giants in space are a new thing you can throw in a bunch of humans who aren't fond of it and keep bickering with the giant constantly

Picture cocky giants and strict commanders who just pull them down to eye level and intimidate them by telling them off despite at least being half their size.

I'm sure there are so many things you could add with mini giants and giants that I can't think of, but please, I crave the sci-fi gt that includes giants as the odd ones out for a change!

Tinies amongst a human crew is great, but what about my giant bois?!

[nogenderbee]

♡˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ 𝕐𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕖 ℂ, ℕ, 𝕋 ₊˚ˑ༄

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ anon request: C, N, and T yandere alphabet for Mizuki?

Love your writing btw💞💞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Yeaaaah!! So happy to see some love for Mizu! Also thank you smm <333 I'm so happy to hear it!!

I swear I enjoyed writing it smm!! I love writing yandere Mizu already!! I really hope they get more love because AAAAH the silly <3 Anyway, hopefully you'll like it just as much as I did!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ TW: unhealthy obsession, yandere love, manipulation, possessiveness, mentions of death threats

Not putting affiliation because I'm aware of how triggering this could be.

✧ Crazy = How easy do they enter crazy mode? How do they act when they are in it?

Mizuki is actually pretty calm when it comes to that. Someone needs to REALLY piss them off! And the biggest trigger would be someone bullying you to the point you can't take it anymore and are thinking of really dark thoughts. They wanted to be calm but now? They don't even care if they'll be catched!!

Sneaky death notes to your bullies become whole bullying paragraphs on internet, posting their emberassing pictures, facts, rumors, additionally spreading all the stuff mentioned around school, anything to get rid of them from your life! They'll also go into blaming them for vandalizing school just so they'll be kicked out of your school.

"They're doing what?!! Oh no no no! Just trust me it'll be alright... I'll make sure to handle them. Hm? Oh no, it's just your mind! Haha! I'm normal!"

✧ Non stop = How clingy they'll be when you're in relationship? How possessive are they? And how much free space do they give you?

Mizuki is actually very clingy partner! They don't care if you just pulled away from 4 hours cuddle session and you're late for classes, it's time to be peppered with kisses!! They're somehow always holding your hand or clinging onto your side even when you're walking! So you can say freely their affection is at it's top!

And as you maybe guessed... their possessiveness isn't any better! They're so clingy it's actually possessive. I mean... everyone could see it the moment they came to school more often just to be by your side! Whenever you go, they'll want to go with you. Obviously not to toilet and if you need some time alone, they'll understand, but if you take more than 3 hours, they'll start whining you don't love them anymore and began tired of this relationship! So you have no other choice but to come back~

"No! Don't leave!! You're cheating on me, aren't you?! You were just playing with my feelings! If not then don't go and prove it!! You know how sad just the thought made me? I'm literally about to cry..!"

✧ Type = What type of Yandere are they?

Mizuki would be the manipulator type! Because why get their hands dirty when they can just use their appearance and words to make you think they're the only one you need and to make others eliminate themselves?

They're good at acting so you won't even know it when these tears are real and when they're just trying to achieve their goal with it... But guilt trapping is definitely their favorite method~ It's so comforting to see you care so much for them after all~

"I didn't knew you're like this... I... I actually thought you liked and cared about me but... it seems I was wrong yet again... I'll never be able to have anyone, will I? I really am just bad, aren't I?"

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@bleachtheidiot @prsk-krow @modyuki @virtualpoison @written-by-kafka - come get your cuties lover~

[emberfriday]

Can you draw (y/n) transformer that banging Sloth's back because I feel he deserves some love and physically attention to calm his horny, I'm sure (y/n) will be so pleased to make the little guy happy ❤️

DAWW yeaaaah I really want to do this!!

but I'm too lazy for new tf oc design😭😭

but I'll do this later I promise😼😼 bb will get everything he wants

[plaindangan]

Sexy club asks: The gift giving club was supposed to be a club where the three games protags could find time to relax with all the panic of their daily lives. But recently, all they seem to do is tell stories about how chaotic their lives are due to some horny babes (even from outside of their class)!

Disclaimer: R18 material! If not to your liking then please do not view!

Ah, the gift giving club.

President: Makoto Naegi

Vice President: Hajime Hinata

Treasurer: Shuichi Saihara

A club exclusively for those who give gifts out on a near daily basis, meaning it was a place just for them. I mean, Kaede qualified as well, but given its main purpose as a designated break room - they were sort of holding off on adding any more people just yet.

Especially, given their experiences with women recently.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Makoto sighed and was the first to speak up. "Rough week for you guys too?"

"Fucking Hell you wouldn't believe it..."

"Y-yeaaaah...."

Makoto pointed towards Shuichi. "You go first. I heard you were having some problems at your agency recently? With new hires?"

The emo detective's face flushed pink.

"...You could say that."

-

"M-maaahiiiruuuu~ I...I need to focus on on the case~" moaned Shuichi. It was dead at night and Shuichi would have been trying to collect evidence on a recent burglary. Mahiru had joined his agency, usually using her talent to take photos of the crime scene before he got to work...

But, now seems to solely focuses on jerking of Shuichi through his pants instead. "Q-quiet!! This is just...yeah! To clear your mind!! Just clearing your mind before we start. Just...relax~ Relax and focus on cumming for Big Si-erm! I-I mean, cumming so you can be in a calm state when investigating~"

"Oh, is Shuichi getting nervous? That's no good. Here...you can use these to steady yourself! I...I have been eating more of Hina's donuts to make them softer and, a-ah, bigger. T-to help provide immediate on-site comfort, of course!! It's all for the sake of the investigation!! So...please, indulge yourself~" Entering the room was Sakura Ogami. Needing some extra change for herself, Sakura joined Shuichi's agency to be a bodyguard for his crime scenes and organization itself. She had came inside for a break - overheard sounds of a thick cock being pumped - and just had to see for herself. Ignoring the brief jealousy against Mahiru for such boldness, she upped the ante by pulling down her shirt to flash her sweaty, incredibly milky boobs to Shuichi's face. Before promptly pulling his face in-between them.

Yeah, safe to say, not much work got done that day~

--

"God, yeah that sounds...rough." Hajime agreed, before a hand went to his head. "Reminds me of the situation I'm in right now..."

-

All Hajime wanted to do...

Was just in the library and read.

This was not reading!!!!

At the moment, Hajime was in the very back of the library, pants down and cock being ferociously sucked off. And by whom? Why it was none other than the de facto librarian herself, Toko Fukawa, who looking so lost in his sweaty, salty, meat. She dragged him there to tackle a 'noise complaint' (blatant lies)...in her own way~

"T-tookooooo!! D-damn it, I-I...I just wanna-ghhhh!!" He started, but a nother lick from her slimy tongue had him cringe in pleasure and stopped in his tracks.

"Keep this going?~ Why a-a-aren't you a c-cute l-little stud!!! Or rather, big stud?~ Eheheehe~ Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurpppp! God, you taste amazing!! I wish I had 'her' tongue for this moment to savor this better!!" she wished before going back to bobbing his head on his meat stick.

Well...least no one else could see thi-

"GASP!!! H-hajimeeee!!! I-I knew it! I knew you were a degenerate!!!! I thought maybe a Reserve Course student would be different, but you clearly are just as much scum as the filthy men in this course as well!! I'll punish you!!!" Oh God, no. It was Tenko. For a moment, as the martial artist hovered over him, he thought she was going to kick his face in. However, instead, she not only dropped her skirt and panties, she sat down right on his face.

Smothering him with his fatty globes until Hajime eventually passed out from it...and from cumming his balls out down Toko's throat.

-

"T-tenko and Toko together...that's a deadly combo." Shuichi said, patting Hajime on the back. Though, now both Shuichi and Hajime were curious.

"So, Makoto, what did you face?"

With his face bright scarlet, the luckster pressed his fingers together.

"Weeeeeeeeeeeell...."

-

"C'mon, Makoto, this is a collab of a century!!! Just picture it!!! Your club of plain audience surrogates molds itself under me to create a proper Plain People Club! An audience for ordinary people, by ordinary people and empowers even more plainers like us!! It'd be amazing!! And do you know the best part?" Tsumugi smirked and with sudden force squeeze her tits together. Tits that had been jerking off Makoto for the past hour and having in a state of extreme pleasure. "I can do this...whenever you want~ So, what do you say?"

"Aaaaaaahh.....I-I....o-ohhh...." Makoto groaned, trying desperately not to give in. Knowing that the Hope of a sanctuary rest upon him to not be taken in by Tsumugi's words...or her phat tits!!! Though he really was about to cum...when Hiyoko burst into the room.

"HEY!!! Fuck off nerd!!!" With a mighty bump from her thicc hips, Hiyoko pushed Tsumugi away before smirking darkly at the wet cock in front of her. Turning around she flashed her mega thicc moneymaker at Makoto before plopping right on down his twitchy member.

"Teeheehee~ Please, forget that blue bitch!!! What you really wanna do is get you and all those losers in your silly club onto MY club to start it up!! The Domination Protection Club!! You lame-o's give me cash and I use that to keep you all off every other bully's menu? Seems like a fair deal, riiiight?~ Plus...you get this as a reward for each payment threshold you meet!!" Hiyoko said, grinding her soft cake onto Makoto's dick, taking pride in how close he was to cumming and selling the club's soul-!!!

-

"--But then Tsumugi tackled her off me. While they were fighting, I managed to sneak away." Both other guys looked at Makoto incredulously and with the deepest of sympathies.

"God, that sounds tiring...but at least we're safe here." Hajime said, sighing and leaning back in his chair.

Shuichi nodded, smiling and giving a thumbs up. "Yeah, it's just us for the next hour."

With his two friends in good spirits, Makoto couldn't help but give a reassuring nod. "Yep!! It's just our time at last to catch our breaths and-"

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

...

Who...who was at the door? All three made their way to the door window...and their face paled. All six mentioned women were at the door. All six looking incredibly horny. All six more than capable of finding a way in there.

The boys cocks twitched in fear and excitement.

Yeah, they wouldn't be safe at all~

[natimiles]

Currently thinking about how much I still don't like the beginning of Arthur's route...

Don't get me wrong, it does display how traumatized the poor bloke is, but something still just doesn't sit right with me no matter how much I see ppl's conversations about it. Which makes me feel a little bit bad, but also makes me wonder how I, someone who doesn't have much confidence in writing, can explore his character differently from the source material. Like how he'll react to slow burn, a more platonic relationship, a girl who's kinda... like Issac, etc.

Idk I'm sharing a ramble in my head.

Hmmm, yeaaaah... He could be better, HAISUEHASIUEHAS.

It's not like he was out of control like Isaac. He just chose to be a huge asshole. Kinda like Leonardo, that kisses MC to calm her anxiety :D HAISEHASIUEHASIUEHAS.

But some things can be changed. He doesn't need to be an idiot like in his route. In the other routes he's nice and he flirts a lot, but he doesn't cross a line. And when he does, he apologizes, like in Vincent's route.

I think his relationship with Isaac is really nice. He teases a lot, but I really think he's just trying to make Isaac come out of his shell, you know. They play games (Isaac just wants to make him stop calling him Newt, but anyway ahsieuhasueihas), and they gossip like high-schoolers sometimes, HUIASEHASUIEHASIUHEAS.

And when you put a tsundere and an extrovert together, they clash, but they can end up getting along :3 *smashes Isaac and Arthur's faces* NOW KISS

[liliallowed]

I went into this trying to cause chaos but now I'm genuinely saying this because they kinda need to be called out.

Crimson, the big demon, the player, is kind of bleugh.

I would say pathetic but in truth the term they need should be more complex and left to interpretation.

Crimson, you clearly have issues and you have a horrible way of dealing with them. That is clear beyond belief. (It's even stated by lili herself.)

You should probably realize that you're never going to get what you want out of things. You clearly want some emotional attachment however the way you determined a "fool proof way" to get it will only lead you to disappointment. Though, personally, I don't care. You did this to yourself and you wrapped all of us into it because you're both selfish and blind. That's not my problem.

I can only be so calm and uncaring about your behavior, though I guess I still don't care lmao.

I don't care what happens anymore, I don't care about if we die(though idk about the others' opinions lol). We've been doomed to a cycle. We'll break eventually. The moment we weren't allowed to die was the moment that proved there is no turning point, there is nothing for us anymore.

God, all I wanted to do was relax.

I wish we were still with Dust, I really want cuddles right now.

Congrats, Crimson. You've officially made things harder for everyone, including yourself. I don't even care what you say to that or how you feel.

(Idk why I got so into typing this lmao)

yeah they're a bit of a self contradictory asshole. (you good bud?/gen/lh I did put the warning tags there for a reason lol. you're absolutely right to call them out for it. I hope it didn't trigger you!)

also not gonna deny them being basically a whirlpool of angst dragging anyone who comes close enough to the bullshit.

but this reaction of yours would... trigger them to go back to being absolutely HORRIBLE to you.

they were being "docile" and "peaceful" to you so far. but they can do SO MUCH worse to you than what they did to dust.

they'd also weaponize sans knowing you care for him. they're toxic most when they're being threatened with being LEFT BEHIND or left alone. if you treat them by ignoring them?

yeaaaah they're gonna fucking lose their shit and go off the rails just to keep you there... they're not yandere for no reason. and unlike most media actual people with yandere like traits aren't cool or bad ass. they're scary and disgusting selfish people who CAN'T see beyond their own desires. trapped in their own head.

dust is the opposite but has the same obsession he wants to save you from their games by killing you.

I know they're mean. and it's okay if you hate them! I didn't make them to be likable. I just made them the combination of being completely apathetic AND obsessed to death...

are you gonna choose death/true reset? that's always an option to weaponize against both dust AND crimson.

I'll wait to see who else is on board.

[starblubberball]

Star showing up to celebrate another big Mewman food festival. Only to be confused why Jackie and Janna have so much medical equipment. Unaware of most obesity issues.

Star: "Heyyyy giiiiiirls!~ I'm so happy you accepted to go on another Mewni royal banquet with-! Me...?".

Star excitedly stormed into Janna's home, huffing and puffing, happily waddling her way into the visibly wider doorframe as she did not remember it being so wide...

Star's excitement was slowly replaced with visible confusion as she admired how the massive gals Jackie and Janna were sitting two different destroyed couches, with both of them connected to their own cardiac monitors, bags filled with some sort of a anesthesia that kept them all calm and silly to avoid any heart attack, and of course, their own oxygen tanks with a small plastic breather set on their noses.

Janna: "Aaahh... Heeeeey Shtar...~"

Jackie: "Shtar... Sho glad chu... Wheeeeze... Got'sh hereh...~".

They spoke on a slow, kind of muffled and slurred way, probably thanks to the anesthesia they were administrated... The stench of the place was truly not so nice, something to expect from two massive lard balls who were laying on what was left from a pair of couches.

Star: "Umm... Girls?... What happened here? What's with the... Little screens and the funny things up your noses?...".

Being a magical princess had its perks, and although Star wasn't healthy herself, magic did the trick to keep her grease stuffed heart pumping and vibing.

But of course that her confusion was understandable, she was having a first hand view of the secondary effects of the banquets... Maybe Mewni and Earth's food were both as unhealthy in such excesses...

Jackie: "Aaahh... This'sh?... Jus'sht shum equipmunt toh... Hnngh...~ Keeph ush kicking ahnd readyh for... Hrrff... Moreh of thoshe buffet'sh...~".

Janna: "Yeaaaah... With how... Gahh... Greashyh and gooooodh Mewni'sh food ish... We can'tsh keep uph without... Hah... Our heartsh feelin' readyh toh pop...~".

Star: "I see... Weeeeell, that doesn't mean you're going to dismiss the buffet, right?... We're gonna have extra buttery baked corn and HUUUGE drum sticks for the main course!~".

Star spoke with the same excitement coming back as a little string of drool fell from her mouth. Despite the terrible state of her dear friends, Star didn't seem to think it was something bad... After all, it seemed like all she had learned about the Earth dimension was that food was good, the bigger the better, and that health doesn't seem to be a main concern...

Jackie: "Hrrrkk...~ Heck... Wheeze... Yeah~".

Janna: "My chesht'sh alreadyh... Hrrrgh... Burning from hearing that'sh...~ Can't wait for... Shtuffing myshelf...~".

[greenix]

hi. sorry i just spammed your notifications with likes i'm just Slightly obsessed with your cold spot au ( and it might've gotten me hyperfixated on phasmo. and i might be getting the game soon. whoops)

i have some silly questions/comments for you and might ramble a bit, hope that's okay! :]

1. tango does have fire hair and it was mentioned that he normally covers it during hunts but . the ghost onryo is scared of fire/can't hunt around fire and i thought it would be funny if the ghost tried to blow out his hair and couldn't cause. it's his hair x)

2. you mentioned briefly when answering another ask that there was something about skizz's eyes ? is that anything special :0?

anyways i super love your au and have been brainrotting over it for a while!! :D <3

thank you so much! I always get happy when I can see that someone has been going through my au tag :D it means a lot that you enjoyed!

1. The ghost definitely can blow out his hair. It doesn't last very long, but he looks very silly for a bit until it reignites! He's still basically Onryo proof, so the ghost won't go after him, but his teammates are not included in that bubble (unless Jokes is mimicking him).

2. yeaaaah my thing with Skizz's eyes! originally there was this whole chunk of text describing the weird ways that his pupils expand and contract. kind of like a kaleidoscope? they make faint patterns in his eyes, and I was going to have Tango lost in those until he calmed down. it just didn't fit! my skizz also has heterochromia, so half of his eyes are gold and half are blue :)

thank you so much for the questions! I am always thrilled to talk about this au so if you've got any more please send them my way :D!!

[paleparearchive]

A Miraculous Birthday with Aniki

Monet's Birthday 4★ story (3/3) ( 1 - 2 - 3 )

Location: atelier 2 (night) | Characters: Monet, Renoir, Sisley, Bazille, Manet

Sisley: Monet! Happy birthday!

Monet: Woaah!? That scared me!

Renoir: Didn't you expect this was going to happen when you arrived at the party?

Bazille: Since we're talking about Monet, he didn't think anything about it at all.

Monet: Hahaha, Bazille exposed me. Thanks for celebratin' me this morning and at night too! I'm soooo happy!

Bazille: … I guess you don't have any congratulatory gifts, then.

Monet: Ah, that thing? I quit that, I'm givin' it back. I'm still a lil' unsettled, but when you're bein' celebrated, ya should accept it with open arms–

Bazille: Manet-san told you that, right?

Monet: Huh, how do you know…?

Bazille: I talked to him about it. About your situation.

Monet: You did…? But why Manet-san?

Bazille: You're the type of person who won't listen to me when I tell you that you don't have to pay anyone back. So I reached out to someone who you would've definitely listened to in order to tell you what you didn't want to hear.

Monet: I-I see…! Aaah, so that's why Manet-san knew ‘bout my problem. So it's no coincidence he came to the terrace…

Bazille: Well, it wasn't a bad idea in the end. I'm glad Manet-san changed your mind.

… Maybe that's how much he cared about your birthday.

Monet: M-Manet-anikiii…!!

Sisley: I wonder if there's something so special about Manet-san turning his attention to you on your birthday.

Renoir: If I had to sum it up in one word, it would be a "miracle", don't you think?

Bazille: You're actually right.

Monet: Sob… Sob… I'll follow Aniki for the rest of my life…

Manet: It looks like you've learned your lesson.

Monet: Aniki!

Manet: You don't have to think about what you're going to do, just accept it. Don't make the same mistake twice.

Monet: Yeah!

Manet: Keep up the good work.

Monet: …! Aniki, are these art supplies a gift…?

Manet: Your landscape paintings are not bad. Show me a work of art with these materials that will impress me.

Monet: A-Aniki…! I'll do it! I'll definitely, definitely paint a picture that'll impress ya! Aaaaaaaah, I can't do this! I gotta go paint it now!

Sisley: Uh, ah, w-wait!

Renoir: Sigh, he's already gone.

Bazille: This is no time to stay still. Let's go after him!

Hey! Monet!

Monet: Yeaaah, time to paaaint!

Sisley: It's late and the party is already underway. Come on, calm down.

Monet: But Aniki gave me art materials!? I got no choice but to paint, ya know!?

Bazille: So do it tomorrow!

Monet: Nobody can stop me now!

Bazille: I said stop, idiot!

Sisley: Please stop, Monet…!

Renoir: Wouldn't it be better if we asked Manet-san to stop this again?

Bazille: Wouldn't it be even worse if Manet showed up under these circumstances…?

Monet: Heck yeaaaah! Just you wait, Manet-aniki! I'll definitely impress yaaa!

[donutsupremacy]

Furry wars

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Summary

"Finally finding time to visit Inazuma, you bring your co-worker and 'little sister' with you to the land of Eternity. Though, what seemed more eternal was when you first looked into his emerald green eyes."

Warnings

Man everyone is fluffy—

Dogs vs Cats debate

Barks and hisses

Reader is not traveller

Reader can have a vision (Whether they have it or not, it isn't mentioned)

Light cursing from Diona's dialouge (Towards Gorou)

Love at first sight trope

Thoma kinda knew you a bit back then

But you never noticed him

As usual, GN!Reader and quite a long Oneshot

A/N: Had to put the SMAU on hold for a day or two, i'm trying to juggle 7 things at once (studying, writing, genshin, hobbies, etc.) But I promise it'll continue as soon as this oneshot gets posted ^^

I always wanted Diona and Gorou to meet, or any other half-human-half-animal hybrid. But since Hoyoverse slapped my face for that idea, I turn to the best and also worst solution to everything; this :D

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Your romance begins here

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A sigh of relief left your lips, your shoes hitting the wooden deck as soon as you jumped off the boat. "We're here..." You breathed out, gazing at the city of eternity now right in front of you. You had been dreaming about visiting the place ever since a relative of yours had moved to Inazuma.

Now that Cat's Tail's closed for a month due to some renovation, you could finally visit the region, treating it as your much-needed vacation. "Diona! We're here!" You exclaimed, turning around with a gleeful face, a contrast to the young half-cat girl who only raised an eyebrow at her surroundings.

Her slitted pupils followed the bulky men carrying boxes, moving between ships and chatting with the guards patrolling around the decks with their polearms. "...This is Inazuma?... I've seen better. But, I guess a change from the bland Mondstat atmosphere ain't half bad."

"Hey, you begged me to bring you here. The least you could do is smile." You chuckled, giving the back of her ears a scratch.

Her tail curled up, ears erect as you grazed your nail at a specific area that made her melt into your touch. You're extremely lucky to become Diona's closest friend, giving you an exclusive privilege to petting her tail and ears, parts that she would claw anyone's faces into pieces if they dare graze their fingers on. But, you were an exception.

And if you're lucky enough— she'll accidentally call you her sibling.

"Yeaaaah... W-Wait, don't try to change the story! It wasn't me who begged you, you were the one begging me to join because you can't survive even a second without me!" Patting your hands away in a flustered manner, she began marching foward and away from you, hoping you didn't catch the blush on her cheeks.

"Hey! Diona! Wait up!" You laughed, catching up to the bartender who was scanning the city of Ritou. You did the same, admiring how peaceful and calm it was compared to the lively, happy-go-lucky, energetic city of Mondstat. This was certainly a vacation you were looking foward to enjoy.

"Ugh... out of all the places you decide to go first, it had to be the one place where they sell wine here too!" The pink haired girl hissed in disgust, glaring at the stall nearby with a female holding a bottle of Dandelion Wine in her hands.

Diona glared at you, narrowing her eyes at you as though you had destroyed the wine industry before her. You laughed awkwardly in response, scratching the back of your neck while averting your gaze away from her.

You then remembered [Relative] suggesting you a small restaurant for you and Diona to eat at upon arrival, knowing they sell one of her favorite food there.

"Heeeey, you're probably hungry. I heard [Relative] said that there's a restaurant nearby and they sell fish!" You watched as her ears perked up on interest, her eyes clearly asking you to continue. You took out a piece of paper from an envelope your reletive sent you, on the paper was a well-drawn out map of Ritou.

After checking the location, you nod your heard towards the direction of said restaurant, Diona now walking right beside you with a small smile of excitement while you busy yourself with choosing where to go to after having lunch.

Though, perhaps maybe you should've waited a little longer before heading over to the restaurant.

"Stay back! I won't let you harm him!" You looked up from the map, eyes widening when you saw your pink haaired co-worker hissing at the brown haired boy... who had dog-like features?

You were familiar with others having animal-like traits, such as Sucrose and Klee, but those were quite rare.

"What's up with you mutts goin' around barkin' at us, huh!? What? Want me to scratch your face!?" Diona hissed, her tail erect as she pulled up her sleeves while marching towards the male.

"W-Wait!! Diona, no!" You hurried over to her, wrapping your arms around her waist and lifting her away. You were lucky she was just a small child.

The bartender thrashed in your arms, digging her slightly sharp nails into your skin. But as usual, you felt no pain, having been used to dragging her away from any stray canines back in Mondstat and getting her to attack you instead.

"Gorou, you too! You shouldn't act so impulsive towards someone innocent!" Another voice reprimanded, you turned your head, opening your mouth to apologise, only to have your words stuck in your throat as the other apologises first. "I-I'm sorry, my friend doesn't normally react like this!"

You sealed your lips shut, trying to tear your gaze away from the attractive blonde struggling to hold back his half-canine friend barking at the half-feline girl in your arms, who was hissing back at him with the same ferocity. It's a surprise you could still hold Diona, already getting distracted by the stranger's good looks.

"Ah, i-it's fine, really. She just doesn't really like dogs. Ahaha..." You managed to blurt out with an awkward chuckle, causing his striking emerald green eyes to gaze into your shy ones. Your cheeks grew warmer, averting your gaze away to the passersby stopping to witness the commotion.

Now that he's got a good look at you, he nearly choked on his words and loosened his hold around Gorou's waist. "I-Uh..." The blonde was having the same reaction as you were, though, the blush he wore was much less visible compared to yours.

As much as the two of you would like to continue gazing eachother in admiration, the male was the first to break the contact with much reluctance, being forcefully pulled foward by his friend.

"Gorou, snap out of it. You're causing a ruckus." The blonde whispered, 'Gorou's ears twitching in response. His teal eyes gazed over at the small crowd he and Diona had garnered, the embarrassment now settling in.

Seeing as all eyes were on them, Gorou lowered his defensive stance, his ears and tail drooping low as though he got caught doing something bad. "U-Uhm..." The half-canine barely glanced at the hissy cat who didn't care about the crowd nearby before looking at you shyly. "S-So sorry... I didn't mean to bark at your... 'friend'. They caught me off guard, I haven't met a half-feline in Inazuma before."

You could hear the hesitation in his voice when he called Diona your friend, but you decide to accept it anyways. "We come from Mondstat. It goes the same for my friend, Diona, here." You explained, at this point, the crowd had dispersed since the commotion between your friend and Gorou is being resolved rather quickly.

"I see. Welcome to Inazuma... Mx?" The blonde gestured to you, ever-so-subtly taking this opportunity to ask for your name.

"[Full Name]. But you can just call me [Preferred Name]." You stated, you didn't even realize you had placed the pink haired girl down who was now leaning against your back with hers, hiding her pout away from the three of you. You were too busy maintaining proper eye contact with the blonde and trying not to shy away from his kind gaze.

"I'm Thoma, a housekeeper. As you most likely know already, this is Gorou, a general from Watatsumi Island." Thoma introduced, gesturing over to the shorter male who nodded in acknowledgement. "What were you both planning to do previously before meeting us?"

You opened your mouth to awnser, only to have the pink haired bartender beat you to it. "We were gonna have lunch, that's what. Til' your mutt decided to butt in and bark at me for no reason!" It seems like Diona was still having a grudge against Gorou despite his half-assed apology.

You let out a strained laugh, stepping a little to the side so you could hide her behind you. "It's... true, but to be fair, we didn't realize we'd encounter the two of you here."

"Well, since neither of you had lunch yet, please allow us to treat you both to a meal as my apology!" Gorou suggested enthusiastically, now receiving Diona's attention as she turned around, interested in his offer.

You waved your hand frantically, your cheeks growing red after hearing Thoma's incredibly adorable laughter. "B-But that's too much we shouldn't take up your ti—" You flinched when Thoma suddenly grabbed your hand, pulling you away from a confused Gorou and a furious Diona.

"Don't be so shy, i'd love to get to know you better!" Thoma stated as he guided you into the restaurant with the other two following behind.

Upon stepping into the building, you were greeted with an aromatic waft in the air coming from the kitchen, you could already feel your mouth water just from the fragrance alone. Behind you was Gorou and Diona, who, unbeknownst to you and Thoma, were still sending eachother death glares behind your backs.

"Here, have a seat." The blonde offered, pulling a chair for you. If you weren't so flustered and melting over his smile that could light up a whole room, you would've been amused at his gentlemanly acts.

"Ah, thank you." You replied as you sat down, but your voice was barely above a mutter, too focused on trying to make your brain function and create coherent sentences instead of gibberish. Thoma sat right across from you, oddly enthusiastic about this, to which you found endearing.

Gorou took the seat beside Thoma, giving him a questionable look that went ignored by his friend. Meanwhile, Diona sat next to you, her arms crossed and scooting herself extremely close to you, to the point where she had bumped her hips against yours. You were already used to it, though, always having lunch with the pink haired bartender led her to become surprisingly clingy to you.

"So, what brings you to Inazuma?" Thoma asked, his smile never faltering. You're lucky he was carrying the conversations instead of leaving it to you, he seems like the type to always be the first to break the ice quite easily.

"A relative of mine had invited me over, I brought Diona here cause I see her as my little sister." You blurted out, looking over at Diona who immediately pushed herself away from you, staring with wide eyes that spelled betrayal.

You couldn't help but laugh, a real one this time, holding joy and amusement instead of awkwardness. And Thoma swore he had witness the true laugher that cures all.

The pink haired feline hissed, bearing her pearly white fangs at you, but the both of you knew she'd never lay a single finger on you. "I would rather be called a stranger to you than to be 'sisters' with someone as dumb as you!"

Obviously, you brushed away the insult like a spec of dust hitting your facs, used to it as well. It was a wonder to many citizens, how much patience do you have to even tolerate Diona's sassy personality. Yet, you just shrug as an awnser and continue to handle her hissy fits.

"I see. Well, if you have the time, I can show you around! There are a few places i'd like for you to see!" The blonde offered, you wondered if his cheerful aura is just completely natural to him. It's like Thoma is the definition of a ball of sunshine. "You can bring your 'sister' with you too. Gorou, would you like to join?"

At the mention of the pink haired bartender, the canine's ears perked up before drooping low. "Uh... Yeah, s-so, I think her excellency actually asked me to... uh, keep tabs on the other troops in their training. Yes, that! So, uh... See you later!— Uh, bye, [Name]! It was a pleasure to make your acquaintance!"

With that, Gorou had rushed out of the door, causing your friend to snicker. "Can't handle the heat, how sad~" Diona sneered, her ears twitching in amusement. "Alright, enough of this sappy stuff. I didn't come all thr way from Mondstat just to witness you cling all over some weirdo we just met... for all we know, he could be a spy!"

"D-Diona, he's not—" You tried reprimanding the young girl, taking it lightly as you despised hurting her feelings and seeing her cry.

"That's alright. I don't want to pose any threat towards the two of you, but I understand if you're cautious of me." Thoma waved his hand in the air once, a waiter coming over to take your orders. "But I promise, this is just a simple meal that i'd love to indulge with you."

You gave your order just as Diona did, after a nod of acknowledgement, the waiter had left the three of you alone once more. "There's no way you could be some... some— ball of happiness! Who do you work for and why are you after [Nickname]!?"

It's rare hearing Diona call you that, you can't help but feel honoured at her protective nature towards you.

"I knew this was not enough." Thoma chuckled, his eyes shining like crystals as they met yours once more. "That's why; i'd like to get to know you guys better. Especially you, [Name]. I remember seeing you back at Cat's Tail, you looked adorable back then."

"Wh-What!?" You covered the lower part of your face, a horrible attempt at hiding the growing blush on your face. Were you just hearing things now, or did he actually called you adorable? "Wh-What do you mean 'back then'?" You asked, hoping he wouldn't elaborate on his compliment once more. Perhaps he might, if it meant seeing you getting all shy and flustered. You're just absolutely precious.

"Ah, to be fair; we rarely saw eachother back then. You were such a busy worker, even at a young age. I guess you could say... I was inspired by you." Thoma chuckled at your puzzled expression, but he knew you'd react like this.

Your ran your fingers through your hair, your nails scraping against the skin of your scalp. "Wait, wait wait, you're saying you knew [Name] when they were a kid?" Diona asked, clearly not buying it.

"Yes. I apologise for keeping this a secret until now, but I actually come from Mondstat." Your eyes widened in surprise, just as shocked as Diona was. But you practically knew everyone Mondstat and you've never seen him before, was he telling the truth? "Sometimes, when I was younger, my parents brought me to that tavern when no one was around to watch after me. The first time I went to Cat's Tail was also the first time I saw you, [Name]."

"If you actually knew her before, then why in Teyvat did you ask for her name?" The pink haired girl asked while narrowing her eyes at him, still suspicious of him.

Thoma laughed sheepishly, scratching the back of his neck. "Ah... actually, she was always busy... and I may or may not have been a little too shy to ask for her name."

You nearly let out an 'awe' at his reason, you would've loved to meet him when he was little. Perhaps the both of you would've been great friends. "I'm sorry I never noticed you before. I'm sure we could've gotten along quite well if I wasn't so busy all the time."

"Don't worry about it! Now that you're here... we can make up for all the lost time with eachother." Thoma spoke softly, placing his hand on top of yours while gazing into your eyes.

Your cheeks grew warm, nearly pulling your hand away out of instinct. But you returned the smile, shy but excited. "I... look foward to it." You managed to reply, adjusting your hand's position so that your fingers could intertwine with one another.

"This is disgusting. Where's my fish!?" Diona yelled impatiently, directing it to the person behind the counter, causing them to flinch and rush into the kitchen.

Diona lets out a huff, grumbling away while you and the blonde gave eachother a look, before bursting out in laughter together. Unaware of the victorious smug smile your friend wore, hiding away from you.

You're not one to believe in fairytales such as 'Love at first sight', let alone falling in love with someone as special as him. But looking into those green eyes of his... perhaps you could extend your vacation and indulge in this 'little fairytale' of yours.

After all, this was just the beginning of your blooming relationship.

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A/N: After about a week of getting random Oneshot ideas, I got hit with writers block while writing this. I'm sorry if the ending seems kinda ass, I just didn't have an idea on how to end it, I just cheesed through it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I wanted to make Gorou the best man while [Name] and Thoma are on their unofficial date, but I realized Gorou might not be an expert in that field. Poor boi.

[A bit of spoilers here for 3.3's Inazuma event]

Don't mind the shitty quality, it's bad graphics or my hand will be trained to touch the sun because mobile players just have heat proof hands

Also guys the new event is amazing

1. I squealed when Heizou appeared like this

2. Thomine UwU

[barbwritesstuff]

Heartbroken anon back. Its fine! All my friends hated him and thought he was only dating me to hide the fact that he was in the closet(which was true so im happy hes out now but also sad bc damn i really liked him) but Ed is calming to read about. My previous playthrough i romanced Marco(bc hell yeaaaah boiiiii) but this time im Ed(and maybe another play for his sister bc i cant resist)😂❤️❤️

Oh gosh. What a tangle! I'm glad you're recovering, anon, and that you're looking forward to the game. 💙

[wildcatofgreen]

When the wildcat came to, her head was throbbing real, reaaaal bad. Everything hurt to move--she felt stiff as hell. She blinked a couple times, looking around her surroundings--seemed like she was in the rest room? Can't help but wonder if someone brought her here--

"Oh hey, you're finally awake. Sleeping beauty enjoy her rest?"

Oh, it's Spade leaning against a wall, as he tends to do. What else is new--

...

"SPADE???"

She immediately shot out of her chair and--

"Owwwww, my everything...!!!!!!"

"Yeaaaah, that sounds about right. Calm down--you won. My Diamond Ace and your freaky green gem are on the dresser over there. Chill."

She... she won?

...

YESSS, SHE WO--

"OW, OW, OW, PAIN, STILL HURTS, STILL HURTS."

"Didn't I just tell you to calm down?"

"Meh meh meh meh mhem hem meh meh."

"Don't blame me when it catches up to you. I tried to help."

A light growl.

...

Wait.

"Lyli!!!

"Tell me what ya know or I'll do worse than drop a bike on ya."

"Yeah, okay.

"I lied."

"... "Huh?"

"What--you think fighting against a depressed wildcat would've been fun for me?

"I know the only thing that would have gotten you riled up was a vague threat against your girlfriend--"

"I literally have a husband."

"Poly's pretty in right now you know. I don't judge~."

Obligatory roll of the eyes.

"Either way, fights against you are usually tough and thrilling. Wiping the floor isn't fun--especially when you're busy being a sad sack.

"I don't agree with what Zao did as much as you--that was cheap as shit."

"Wait, so... you an' Zao weren't working together?"

"Oh no we were. But I can't control him as much as he can't control me. We partnered up for our own little reasons."

"And your reason iiiiiiis...?"

"Can't kiss and tell, kitty. Scarf business. You know how it is.

"Though I'm pretty sure my guy's gonna be pissed at my results."

"Ain't ya leavin' the Scarves? Thought that was apart of the deal."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm quitting.

"In about ten to twenty years, when I retire."

"EXCUSE ME???"

[wearepurplejackets]

❌ Incorrect Tokyo Manji~ ❌

Shinichiro's ghost appearing from nowhere: Hey dude! Sorry to be late! I'm here to help you, didn't expect to be killed by a 12 years old child with a pipe. Haha, what a friday! Haha, so what do you need?

Takemichi, mostly dead: What... What do I need??

Takemichi: Are you... Are you kidding me right now?? I mean, where have you been all this time?! Are you aware of the situation?!

Shinichiro: Dude relax, you are bleeding and such. Let's take it easy first and calm yourself-

Takemichi: I... I'm completely calm.

Shinichiro: Yes, we are calm.

Takemichi: We are calm.

Shinichiro: We are-

Takemichi: It was SO HARD to leave me a message?!?!?!?

Shinichiro: Ooookay, here we go...

Takemichi: Or a single clue? A f*cking letter? I don't know, even a high five would have been enough! Do you know what I've been through? I ended in the hospital, like 8 times! Even your brother recorded me a VHS! For the love of god!

Shinichiro, taking out a cigarette: yeaaaah, sorry, about that. I've been busy with all the... you know, being suddenly death and stuff.

Takemichi about to explode: All the Sano's are the f*cking same!

Mikey: Do...

Mikey: Dou you know we are still in the middle of the fight? God, I kicked you too much in the head, who are you screaming to?

Takemichi/Shinichiro: Not now Mikey! The olders are talking!!