#I'm actually so fucking tired yo wtf

[mebiselfandi]

Exams over, I'm free!

[hunterbunter3000]

OH LORD MAMA TAKE THE WHEEL THISNIS MY LAST ONE.

imagine the boys just got back from a mission and when they enter the base, they found sweetheart cooking their country food for them. The taste is giving ✨SEASONED✨, its giving ✨you want me to marry you✨, its giving ✨that type of food that added 10 years to your life span✨, ITS GIVING ✨YOU DID A VERY GOOD JOB AND IM PROUD OF YOU✨

NOOOO NEVER STOP THESE I SWEAR YOU'RE JUST FINE 😍😍🫂🫂 these give me life you have no idea miss roro💕

(@missroro ROROOO GURL IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK FOREVER😭😭 PLS FORGIVE ME I WAS SHADOWBANNED AND THEN OTHER ASKS KEPT POURING IN🧎‍♀️this is quite long, so hopefully you will take that as a sacrifice for my tardiness 🙏I hope you're doing well! I miss you LOTS 💓)

BUT UGHHH GOD

And the FACT that I already have a scenario that's kinda like this blows my mind 🤯🤯

When Sweetheart wasn't needed for this certain mission, she said "aight bet. I know yall are gonna be so damn tired and hungry so watch this WORK."

(Idk if you wanted Sweetheart to cook her home food, or cook their country meals, so imma do both 💀)

Her home-cooked food:

When Task Force 141 came back to the base they smelt that SEASONING IMMEDIATELY LIKE--

Gaz: Something just happened.

I know he's the FIRST to book it to the living room, and then he sees the PLETHORA

GRITS, SWEET YAMS, MAC AND CHEESE, CHICKEN, HAM, GREENS AND OX TAILS, CORNBREAD-- ALL THE GOOD SHIT YOU CAN THINK OOOFFF

Gaz squeals (LITERALLY SQUEALS) cause he's been wanting to taste her cooking.

(He's always asked about African-American cooking since he grew up with British cooking. Sweetheart told him the goodness and he's been hooked on it ever since)

Everyone else comes in and sees the table and they're just in shock

Like what the hell- how long did it take you to make all this?? I love you???

It felt so domestic, like coming home to a home cooked meal after getting off work and seeing your wife smile at you saying "welcome home, dear!"

Sweetheart is just beaming at them, saying "I know yall have been through hell, so have a lil' piece of heaven!" (She's so CHEESY) the mother in her comes thru, telling them to take showers and get situated first then come eat.

WHEN I TELL YOU THAT THEY B O O K E D IT TO THE MENS SHOWERS TO GET CLEAN-- GHOST PUSHED ALEX AND SOAP INTO A WALL SO HE CAN GET THERE FIRST (König and Price were already in there LOL they're witches I swear)

They were done so quickly Sweetheart had to check if some of them were actually clean

Sweetheart: Suds?

Soap, flushed: uhm, yeah?

Sweetheart, eyes squinting: Did you wash yo' ass?

Soap:

Soap: Yes...?

Sweetheart: GO GET CLEANED

Soap: BUT FOOD--

Sweetheart: G O

(Alex and Gaz low key laughing at him and Price is disgusted that Soap sometimes doesn't wash his ass)

They all finally sit down and they just enjoy the warm feeling in their chests while looking at the food. Sweetheart turns on some r&b music (is this a black 80s BET movie? MAYBE) and she walks to the edge of the table, eyes are filled with love and pride for her team. "Aight, I'm gonna keep this short and simple cause I know all yall are hungry and tired," she starts. The team sit on every word she says, as they always do. She smiles. "I'm glad you all made it back safely. Successful mission or not, I will always be proud of all of you. I love yall."

She's too good for them, man. Wtf

They all just fell in love with her more AHA

So she sits down and the chatter and clatter begins. They all moaned so much when they ate the food 💀💀

(They all went into a food coma and had the BEST SLEEP EVER)

--

(If she made everyone's food from their culture) (I put my whole ass into this wow)

When SAS and Los Vaqueros trudged through the hallway, they heard a clang and a yelping "Ow! Son of a-"

Price and Ghost look at each other before picking up the pace towards the kitchen. "Sweetheart? Are you -" Price freezes when he sees the kitchen filled with different types of food. " - Okay..."

"Oh fuck-- Hey! Yall are back already! That's wonderful." Sweetheart nervously laughs as she wipes her hands on her messy apron. The others start to come in, not expecting the different dishes on the counters. She squeals, "Nah uh! Don't come in here! Go and get cleaned now, all of you!" They stare at her for a bit until sprinting to the Men's Showers. Shouts and loud bangs from falling tact gear are heard, making Sweetheart chuckle and shake her head. Once the men came back to the kitchen, she was gone and so was the food. "In here!" She yelled. Soap made it first to the dining room and let out a big gasp. On the long, make-shift table sat a multitude of different foods and drinks each man recognized from their home country.

"Oh, mo leannan, this looks barry!" Soap exclaims.

"In English, Mactavish." Ghost mumbles, making Soap kiss his teeth. "This looks wonderful, St.! I'm- how did you--" Sweetheart shushes him, Soap still smiling ear to ear. "Don't ask questions! Just come sit down and get your plate."

They all grab a plate and utensils with rushed steps and big smiles.

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Price, Ghost, and Gaz sat at the end, where they all recognize the things to make Bangers and Mash. Shepherd's Pie and Fish and Chips could be found on all their plates with a side of Barm cakes. Their dishes melt in their mouths, dragon breathing at every bite since it was still hot. Ghost had a feeling in his chest that he felt extremely warm and overwhelming. He didn't think she would make something like this for him. "How're yall enjoying it?" She asks behind Price. "Umberweivable!" Gaz spouted out, a disbelief and amazed look on his face. Sweetheart laughs at him, "Hopefully, that meant unbelievable!" Gaz nods quickly with big food-filled cheeks. "Absolutely amazing, Princess." Price says after taking a swig of homemade Ginger Beer. "Haven't had Shepherd's Pie and Ginger Beer in so long. Good run down memory lane." Price smiles with soft and grateful eyes. Sweetheart snorts out a laugh and taps her cheek. Price raises an eyebrow until the embarrassment creeps in. He grabs his napkin and wipes the food that was stuck to his cheek. "I'm glad you like it, Cap! It was so hard finding an easy recipe for that damn beer." Sweetheart grumbles, looking at the kitchen with furrowed eyes and hand on Price's shoulder. He leans into her touch and sighs. "All in all, thank you." He murmurs, lifting her hand and placing a kiss on it. Sweetheart giggles, ignoring the heat coming from her hand. "You're very welcome!" She moves to Ghost, who has been quietly shoveling food in his mouth. "Hey Ghost! Are you--" Sweetheart stopped when he looked up at her. Eyes big with tears running down his flushed, stuffed cheeks. His eyes tick away from her changed face. "What...?" Simon whispers. She gives him a soft smile as one of her hands wipes off his tears. He didn't even notice the tears falling... "You enjoying the food?" She asks softly. Oh, that tone. That tone she uses only for Simon. He shivers, nodding his head slowly and then laying on her hip. She coos, wrapping her hand around his head while giving him head scratches to calm him down. You're alright, Simon. She's saying through her touch. Enjoy yourself.

Soap was practically vibrating in his chair when he saw a pitcher of Scottish Ale next to a big pot of Cullen Skink and an array of Scotch Pies with small Bacon Butties on the side. He did a double take when he saw a dish filled with Stovies and fried cut potatoes. Just how he ate it when he was younger. He lets out a disbelieved laugh as he reaches for it. "St.!" He calls out to her. She comes over with a worried look. "Wassup Suds? Everything okay?" He looks up at her with glassy eyes and a smile, nudging the Stovies. Sweetheart snickers, "I told you I would make it! I remember you tellin' me that your...màthair? Or-- mudder- damn I forgot how to say it-- but ya mom use to make this for you! So I looked up a recipe and may have added some of my extra spice to it." She explains as she whispers and laughs that last part. He can't believe that she remembers that. He told her that when he met her; telling her all the different Scottish cuisines. "I hope it tastes good..." She mumbles to herself. She cares. Soap grabs his spoon and collects some of the dish. She cares so much. Memories going through his mind when he chews it. She cares too much. "It's delicious." Soap whimpers out. Sweetheart smiles as she bends down to hug him. "I'm glad you like it."

Alejandro exclaims loudly when he takes a bite of his abundantly covered Elote. Rudy chuckles at him, taking another big ladel of Pancita and putting it in his bowl. "Hey guys, are you- WOW," Sweetheart yells. "You guys really ate almost everything! The Tamales and Flautas are gone..." Alejandro hums as he swallows. "So is the Ceviche and the Pipián." They both laugh at Sweetheart's surprised face. "Yall were hungry!!"And we still are, mama!" Alejandro snickers, taking more bites of his corn. "Mi flor, how did you make some of these dishes? And by yourself?" Rudy asks. He's so proud of her. He feels like he's back at home. "Oh, I had some help! Kinda-- some of the rookies helped me make the dishes! But then I kicked them out cause they were getting on my nerves." Sweetheart said, making the men laugh. "I knew you were a good cook. You would make a good wife someday, Sweetheart!" Alejandro shouted out as he smiled. Her shy laugh made him feel warm, but he wants his statement to come true.

König wanted to cry. He hasn't seen such a big pan of Tiroler Gröstl in a while. A basket of Kaiser Rolls is next to some Kasnocken and a pot full of Potato Gulasch. He scratches the brown hood he has on. Sweetheart made it for him so he could wear it when he's on base, since his other one was stinking up the joint. He watches Krueger take a big bite of his food and gulp down his drink that tastes like Almdudler. He's also wearing a hood that Sweetheart made for him; light blue fabric and handmade yellow stars scattered around it. It's scrunched up to his nose, his scarred lips still munching on his roll. He seems to be enjoying himself. König hasn't eaten with Krueger ever since they were kids. The impact on Krueger's actions in the past really changed everything for König and the family. But at least they're bonding in silence. "Hey, you two! Enjoying the food?" Sweetheart asks. Sweetheart. "Yes, meine kleine Göttin. It's very tasty." Krueger compliments her. She giggles, but it's cut short when Krueger grabs her arm and kisses her cheek. "Thank you for this wonderful feast, my love." He whispers in her ear with a smirk. Her mind goes blank for a moment, the heat of the kiss still searing on her brown skin. König grips his fork hard, turning his knuckles white. She sputters and then loudly laughs. "Yeah! No- no problem! I uh, König? How you uh, you enjoying the food?" He looks down at his plate, still quite full of food, yet not feeling like eating any of it anymore. König smiles with his eyes. "I am, Schatz. Thank you."

Horangi was enjoying himself to the fullest. Slurping down some Jajangmyeon with korean fried chicken and Kimchi fried rice with an egg. It reminds him so much of his mother's cooking, and when he didn't receive any Valentine's Day gifts so he would eat the noodles on Black Day. He blows on the noodles, the steam fogging up his black sunglasses. He wishes his past choices didn't bring him to this point. To be reminded of what he had, and now it's gone. He drank some of his soda, causing a big burp outta him. "You seem to be enjoying it, Horangi!" But without all his choices, he wouldn't have met her. He chuckles, covering his heavily scarred smile with his hand. Her warm hand snakes around his, gently pulling it down. She wants to see his smile. Her eyes sparkle at seeing his half-uncovered face. He's so pretty... "You like the noodles? M'sorry if I got the sauce wrong, I think I forgot some ingredients--" Horangi shakes his hand up. "No, no! It's perfect. The black bean sauce is amazing. I almost finished the whole pot." He's extremely impressed by her, but the cold feeling in his spine is wanting him to put the mask back on. Sweetheart squeals and claps, "Oh wonderful! I'm so glad you like it! By the way.." She leans down to hug his frozen form. "I hope to see your smile again. It's very pretty." She says. He is not grateful for his past choices, but he is grateful for her.

Alex and Roach enjoy their food in comfortable, happy silence. Alex hasn't had a decent cheeseburger since his leave. He dips a crinkle cut fry in ketchup, while Roach enjoys a big Maine Crab Roll. He's never tasted one before, but he always has, ever since Sweetheart gave him a postcard with the Roll on it, it's been his dream to taste one. "Yo, Alex! How's the burger?" Sweetheart asks, walking up to the both of them. Alex hums with a smile on his face. "You can't go wrong with a cheeseburger unless it's from a dirty bar." Sweetheart laughs, "Amen to that! And you're you doing, Gare Bear? Ya like the roll?" She asks sweetly. Roach can feel his face heat up from the nickname. He puts it down, finally taking breaths from horking it down non-stop, and putting two thumbs up. Her bright smile made both of them feel warm inside.

Graves sighs. His bones and joints hurt so damn bad. That mission with everyone was successful but it always costed some type of labor pain. He went to his dorm, already clean and changed into casual clothes. He could've sworn he heard laughing on the other side of the base... It didn't matter to him. All he wanted to do was to sleep off this pain. He notices a big plate covered in tin foil and a small note plus a coke-a-cola on his door mat. His eyes scan down the hall way with confused brows. Is he being pranked by one of his shadows? He better not be, he doesn't have the patience for it- Oh it's from Sweetheart. Wait- "What?" Graves mumbles, eyeing the messy note. The note reads:

Hey Graves. Congrats on the successful mission

Made you some dinner cause I'm pro proo pri PROU FUCK proud of you. That is the only time I'm gonna say that to you and it's not even in person. Doesn't matter, enjoy the food

Sweetheart ♡ (p.s. you still an asshole and NO I did NOT put laxatives in your food this time)

He huffs out a chuckle with a wobbly smile. So she does care for him. In a-- weird, hateful way. He walks in his dorm with food and drink in hand and opens the tin foil, the smell of barbecue baby back ribs, steamed carrots, buttered rolls and mashed potatoes fill his nostrils. His mouth waters immediately as he sits in his desk chair. He digs in with the utensils that Sweetheart gave him, his mind immediately going to his repeated fantasy about having a family with Sweetheart. Her, serving him a big plate of food with their baby boy on her hip. She kisses Graves's forehead and situates their son in the high chair before she starts to eat as well. A happy smile works on his face, not feeling the tears streaming down his cheeks. A happy family. "It's delicious..."

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After Dinner Bonus!

"Hey, no one go ANYWHERE! Yall are helping me clean all this shit up!" Sweetheart points out with a frown. Soap laughs, "Of course, hen! Why wouldn't we?"

"You did a lot for us, Princess. We'll take care of everything now. Go and take a load off." Price says close to her. Very close to her. "Nah, I can help!" Sweetheart pushed. "Your shoulder has been bothering you, hasn't it?" Ghost said, making Sweetheart flinch. "Why you gotta call me out like that, man?" Sweetheart whined. He was right, though. She's been rotating her left shoulder from time to time, playing it off every time one of the boys asked about it.

Alejandro laughs, placing his hand on her hip. His thumb doing small circles on her thin clothing. Rudy and Krueger strolled towards Sweetheart. Rudy wore a soft smile, yet his eyes told a different story. A more mischievous story. Alejandro's voice dropped an octave, making a hot jolt spike through Sweetheart's spine. "Come now, mama. I know just what to do to help you relax."

°.Reblogs are highly appreciated.! Thank you for your support everyone!!

[bonjas]

season 2 predictions:

I feel like I saw way more behind the scenes stuff that I never saw in the actual show, leading me to believe that either A. they already knew they would get a season 2 and filmed it at the same time or B. what was originally filmed was split up, hence why it feels so choppy. BUT probably neither of these things are true I'm just projecting 😩 cuz I still can't wrap my head around this season

I predict season 2 will bring us back to the original plot of Armando and Betty dating on the down-low and sneaking around behind everyone's back and that's how they reignite their relationship, and it's gonna end in another wedding for them.

there's sooooo much to talk about from the last two episodes but I'm too tired to really dive in, I can only think in bullet points lmao:

did I miss something? why did all of a sudden Hugo end the union/strike? that made no sense 😩

how did Mila and them even know about the papero and how to get there.....again did I miss something lol (edit: I forgot they're the original Ecomoda bodegas, but still they were acting like they knew exactly who he was, how lol)

the timeline was so fucked up. so you're telling me they ended the strike, Mila finds out that night about her mom and dads past, the next day Betty goes on the trip to cartagena and they're doing the fashion show at the same time? how did it get done so fast?! no one bothered to ask their president if they could do it, had the funds for it, bothered to ask her to come? HUH????? 💀 showing random shots of sewing and fabric doesn't do shit to show the passage of time 😭😭

the ADR by the beach sucked so bad it looked AI generated lmao. I'd rather have shitty ocean wave audio like in the original lol

Armando's lawyer continues to make no fucking sense as to why she even wants to be with him, it's a useless storyline with no context other than "of course she'd want to be with Armando Mendoza" and just serves as a "see, he's changed he's not hitting on other women" plot device

Betty's lawyer at least got to be cute and have actual interactions with her that help us make sense as to why she'd wanna make out with him 🤪 do yo thang girl

mila and nacho practically living together - huh?????? this novela is HORRIBLE at timelines, sense of time moving, days passing, literally without them saying that we would assume that was their second time sleeping together. bad bad bad.

mila going through the same betrayal as her mom - sorry I rolled my eyes at that one 😭 trying to wrap everything up in a bow having Mila discover the truth by somehow magically guessing his password, finding everything, spilling the beans during the meeting, all in one episode trying to have us connect to her heartbreak, girl we never fucking liked him lmao!!!!!!!! he was always ick as fuck u have horrible judgement 😭

glad her and Betty have essentially mended things but lmfao still have no idea why she was sent off for 5 years like that's not an insignificant time frame, 15 to 20ish is a HUGE stage of life and to have missed that??? like what?? but they depicted Mila so terribly I was still waiting for the other shoe to drop every time there was a "sweet" moment between them because they didn't give me any reason to think she was being genuine, I think that's a huge failing on their part cuz they never showed the love between them only Mila hating her, right to shopping and hanging out, there was a huge disconnect for me.

Mario you were fired, armando "rejected" your firing but what are you even doing here bro

Jeff and his relationship and their drama with Mila is so blah why is it even in this. Mila you suck for kissing him knowing he has a gf wtf? Also her hairstyle at the fashion show was giving Troll doll what did they do to you girl!!!

not letting Betty have a moment with her dad to actually talk about the diary is such a cop out, it could have been a beautiful moment in him confessing that he still failed her after trying so hard to protect her and she married the man that caused her the most pain and she couldve been like yeah it's pretty fucked up it's why I'm getting a divorce, after all that I feel like he still didn't accept us as his family~ or SOMETHING. crumbs, it's all I'm asking.

Ignacio being a sibling instead of a nephew is sooooooooo duuuuuuuumb lmfao literally serves no other purpose than to make people go GASP!!!! no purpose.

I FORGOT TO BRING IT UP BEFORE, WHY DID THEY MAKE BETTY FALL DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS AT ECOMODA LIKE THAT A WHILE AGO LMFAOOAAO WE ALREADY KNOW SHE'S CLUMSY YOU MAKE HER DROP OR CRASH INTO SHIT EVERY EPISODE

[pianostarinwonderland]

Chapter 7 Update Thoughts

There’s a lot to say really 😅 but I guess right now, as someone who’s seen a lot of the big theories, I’m so happy to see those that are coming true while at the same time seeing new things that Twst is introducing

Spoilers underneath the cut! I may update this post as I hear more tls, so look forward to more things about this chapter that will appear 👀 just a note that I'm getting pretty much everything I know from Discord and Twitter lmao

So this update focuses on 4 characters: Idia, Yuu + Grim, Ortho, and Silver

So contrary to popular belief, Malleus’ spell did in fact reach Ignihyde and now Idia’s asleep

I find it neat that when Idia’s phone vibrates, ours does too. Love the immersion

SO IDIA DREAM WILD AS FUCK BECAUSE ORTHO’S ALIVE 😭😭😭😭 AND HE’S IN ROYAL SWORD ACADEMY broooooo Ortho’s teenage voice hurts my heart,,,,,, the things that could have been,,,

They just talk about,, from the very little context that I could get, it’s about the first day, like how oh Idia’s the dorm leader of Ignihyde and such

Then after that, Idia chats with Muscle Red

AND THEN IDIA GOES OUTSIDE??? IN HIS ROBES???? Holy shit you gotta like sit down and think here. So this is the first day, so entrance ceremony, right? In the robe stories of Idia and Ortho, Idia would only be going out because Ortho pushed him to, but eventually Idia ended up just being in his room and brought his tablet 😭 but here he’s going outside on his own volition,,,, the mans is happier wtf

Speaking of robe stories ! They actually kinda follow Robe Idia’s story in that Idia encounters Malleus! AND THEY TALK ABOUT GAOGAO DRAGON BECAUSE MALLEUS’ TAMAGOCHI WENT OFF 😭😭😭 it’s the way they bonded with that small thing

Just realized as I’m typing this, Malleus is actually in his robes 👀 so here, he’s actually prepared for the entrance ceremony vs in the real story, where he didn’t know about it.

At some point in the conversation, Idia's like "I've seen this somewhere before" and Malleus is like "something wrong Shroud?"

Then Lilia actually arrives and finds Malleus and calls both dorm leaders to the ceremony

And hooo boy this part really got me because it’s the prologue 😭😭😭 Riddle, Leona, and Azul were talking and introducing themselves and GODDDD I GOT CHILLS JUST HAVING THIS PART OF THE PROLOGUE AGAIN

Malleus actually introduces himself! And as expected everyone’s pretty nervous and all that

The entrance ceremony went without a hitch and Idia’s back in his room where he’s talking with Ortho. Ortho mentions his roommates and that’s all I could figure out

Throughout the entire dream, Idia’s like something feels wrong………. Eh, it’s nothing

Then shift to Yuu and Grim!

AND THEY ARE IN MICKEY’S ROOM FROM THRU THE MIRROR

Ok so Yuu remembers what happened, and I find it interesting that there’s no voice when they’re remembering Malleus going berserk and shit.

Anyway, they wake Grim up and they’re just admiring the room all like yo is this Ramshackle??? But also no, it isn’t Ramshackle……

And then they see some of the objects coming alive like the ottoman and the trump cards and that was so cool

AND you know that by seeing that room in Yuu’s dream,!you would figure out that we’re about to see someone important B)

IT’S HIM IT’S THE RAT IN THE FLESH !!!! 🫵🫵🫵🫵

Yuu and Mickey did a high five 🥹🥹🥹🥹 it’s so cute oml, and Grim finally got to see Mickey in the flesh.

They do talk and Mickey tells them that he could only reach this room when he's asleep but eventually Yuu and Grim tell Mickey about their predicament

But then something rings and Mickey fades away 😭

And THEN the dream starts to collapse on them. And well actually what I mean by that is that a gloop of ink drops onto them

GRIM 😭😭 HE TRIED TO FIGHT IT WITH ALL HIS POWER but he was getting tired and everything seemed hopeless

UNTIL SILVER COMES IN

yooo ngl when Silver shouted “KANTOKUSEI” my heart went boom 😳😳😳😳 I loved the way he came in and saved us

AND AND THE N TANND AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN

SILVER UM SILVER UM SILVER UM

It’s called Meet in a Dream. The kanji literally says ‘let’s see the same dream’ which is whoa. Silver explains what his UM does but it’s explained much later and I want to get through this chronologically so this part gets cut off and we switch to Ortho’s <3

Ortho ends up in the cyberspace and he was able to log his memories to a backup file. So yea he’s pretty alarmed and then he goes to check up on Idia

Idia is asleep and Ortho tries to wake him up but fails to. He goes around Ignihyde to see if anyone’s awake but then nope everyone’s also asleep

Ortho sees Main Street and pretty much the entire Sage Island and well shit ! Everything’s covered up in thorns!

So Ortho is like what do I do and then he sees Idia’s tablet and it says 21:18, which is the time that he also saw when he was in the cyberspace. And he's like oh shit time stopped

Anyway meanwhile in Styx, everyone’s noticing the energy field surrounding Sage Island. And we get to see the Shroud parents!

why they out here looking like power rangers

damn, Ortho really takes after them

So anyway Ortho eventually arrives and then explains to them about the situation with Malleus, and everyone's like damn

Shroud parents will contact Briar Valley for info on how to stop Malleus, and then meanwhile they created the Cerberus gear for Ortho so that he could enter the energy field

what's funny is that they actually had to go through Idia's computer HKSDFJHHDSKFS to be able to make the gear, they needed some of the files that Idia has for Ortho so that they could even make the gear in the first place. Mama Shroud was like "pls don't tell your brother" and Ortho's like "oh my god how did you get past my brother's ultra mega tight security" well it's ok, mama shroud didn't check Idia's hidden encrypted folder...........

Can I just say, I absolutely love Mama Shroud’s voice LIKE!!! She is so cute, AND SHE CALLS IDIA AND ORTHO IDI-KUN AND ORU-KUN UEUEUEUUEUE SO CUUUUUTE

ANYWAY CERBERUS ORTHO IN THE FLESH !!!

And then it switches back to Yuu, Grim, and Silver B)) so they end up in a really dreamy sky at first...... and then they start falling.

idk about you but it lowkey reminded me of The Incredibles where Dash, Violet, and their mom fell from the airplane. Probably because the sky colors are similar

But also man, that sunset really such a pretty color

anyway, they end up in Diasomnia, and Silver tells them that it's Diasomnia dorm in a dream

He explains to them how Meet in a Dream works: basically he can enter someone's dream, but he can't choose whose dream he enters. He won't know till he sees this glowing blue bird around a person and only he can see it. He also can only enter the dreams of people he has some sort of bond with. So it weirds him out that he saw Mickey at one point when he doesn't know him. Also, he can only use it when he’s at least aware that he’s dreaming, which makes sense.

He also explains to them that that inky darkness they encountered?? It might still be lurking around and he's encountered it before apparently. It pulls you into a deeper sleep

well shit.

Silver says that they need to get to Lilia’s dream to find a way to stop Malleus, but yea because he can’t choose which dream to enter to, it’s not gonna be the easiest

Then they encounter Sebek, and Silver sees that blue bird and oh it's Sebek's dream!

Sebek's like HEY IT'S A HAPPY DAY MALLEUS AND LILIA ARE HAVING A CELEBRATION TO GO OUT TO THEIR INTERNSHIP IN THEIR FOURTH YEAR

But yeah when they're there, SILVER FUCKING SNAPS. because Lilia was saying "after the internships are done, we can settle back into our cottage and be together forever". And Silver's like the real Lilia wouldn't live long enough

Malleus gets really fucking pissed, and he's like how dare you're awake and you ruined this happy dream. And his OB form shows up, and oh shit! Time to battle him again!

Lookie lookie we see his phantom! It really is Maleficent’s dragon form!

Andddddd that HP is horrible again, we’re meant to lose again

So anyway Malleus was gonna send them all to a really deep sleep when Silver's amulet that Lilia gave him earlier on starts glowing an aurora colored light, and then Silver's able to use Meet in a Dream, and then bam they end up in a forest that is exactly like the forest from Sleeping Beauty !!!

And then suddenly oh shit a bunch of soldiers come in and their garb looks like Maleficent’s minions from the movie

Sebek can understand them!

And then ..!!!

Guys it’s general Lilia.

See that long hair??? It’s r e d

They really said no face reveal Lilia yet 😭 just that hint of hair which is honestly more than enough

As if it’s not anymore obvious, the blue bird shines on Lilia, and so yeah this Is Lilia’s dream.

And Twst is so funny that they ended it right there 💀 we’re really gonna have to wait for the Lilia lore.

This was such a yummy update 😩 as someone who’s been here a while, seeing so many big theories that came true and so many things that threw off fans fills my heart with so much joy 😭😭😭 this was so good. I actually can’t wait for more

[glitteronadumpsterfire]

If every time I mention "Another Brick in the Wall" to anyone and I have to sing the chorus so people know what the hell I'm talking about, just shoot me in the face right now

[bitsandbobsofwriting]

Sooooo... I've had a thought for a while. How awesome would it have been if they had let Colin Morgan keep actual his Irish accent to remind ppl that he wasn't originally from Camelot? Like, maybe it becomes subtler as the seasons go on but it's always there and when he gets tired or angry the lilt would come out FULL FORCE and ppl that didn't know or forget would be like, yo wtf???

(Headcanon Masterlist) (Full Masterlist)

Ok so I rarely answer asks as soon as I see them but

Anon

I DEDICATE AT LEAST HALF AN HOUR OF EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY THINKING ABOUT MERLIN WITH AN ACCENT!!!!

Like.... I'm turning this into a headcanon set because I need to think about this right now (if someone else wants to expand it that's fine, or if it's popular enough, I'll add it to the next List update).

ANYWAY!!!

Say he's not actually from Essetir, but Ireland (from research I think it was called Hibernia during the medieval ages, or maybe Alba? I'm not sure, so I'll just stick with Ireland), and Balinor ran a little further afield before meeting Hunith, and then returning once things had settled down to live in that skanky cave, so he can keep an eye on how Camelot was doing. Hunith and Merlin travel to Essetir when Merlin is maybe twelve or so?? So the accent and customs (and even the language) is like... heavily embedded. (To cover plot holes... uh... Gaius is also Irish, but travelled over with... relatives(?) when he was so young that he doesn't have an accent, or even really any memories of home. He has however visited and been visited by his sister enough to have a good relationship with her, and they exchanged letters regularly before and after she moved to Essetir. There. Don't think about it too much.)

HOWEVER!! When he moves to Camelot, he covers it up, because Camelot already hates Bastards (check), Sorcerers (double check) and also Gaels (check again). So to make his life easier, he gives himself a generic Essetirian/Camelot accent, and no one really notices, Maybe he has a bit of a lilt here and there, but people chalk it up to him spending lots of time with a diverse set of people, and/or maybe just being a country bumpkin. The lilt definitely comes out more when he's angry, the angrier he is the stronger it is, but, what the majority of Merlin's friends don’t know, is that they've never really seen him truly angry. Annoyed, frustrated maybe, a little pissed off, but not properly angry. Not for the first few years at least, so again, no one really notices.

Sometimes he rants to himself under his breath in Gaels, more so when he's with Gaius because it's not like the guy doesn't already know, even if he can't actually understand (Gaius does mourn the loss of his heritage sometimes, especially because, when delirious, Merlin's accent comes back full force, and Gaius can't understand a word he's saying).

Anyway. I do have this scenario in my head of some poor page running into the Throne room all "Oh CHRIST, My Lord, there's a woman in the courtyard who claims to have killed Morgause and rescued Morgana!! BUT!!! She says she'll only speak to Myrddin??" And the whole room is in uproar and Merlin just rolls his eyes at them and goes "What does she look like?", at the description he just goes "Oh shit" except in Gaels and runs out. All the gang follow to see him embracing this woman and speaking fast Gaels to her. She's introduced as his sister or an old childhood neighbour/friend or something. She couldn't give less of a shit about Camelot's anti magic laws if she TRIED, and fully admits to defeating the two witches with magic, because she herself is also a witch, and basically dares Arthur to do something abut it whilst Merlin despairs. Once the shock passes, someone, probably Gwaine, just goes "Hey, Merls, what's with the accent?? And the name??" and the woman just raises her eyebrow and goes "Aye, Merls, what's with the accent and the name?" And he has to admit that he's Irish and his real name is Myrddin (I know it's actually Welsh but let’s pretend just for now) and talks in his normal accent and everyone just... blue screens.

At least three times a day for the next few weeks, if not months, he has to explain the "new" accent to friends whom he hasn't spoken to since before the incident. Overall it's very funny, and everyone in Camelot suddenly finds Merlin ten times hotter. Arthur is struggling to cope. Leon openly drools. Gwaine is so wowed he can't even flirt right. Gwen trips over every time he speaks.

His accent is naturally really toned down, from years of hiding it and just being around people who don't have that accent, but it still gets strong when he shouts, and is nigh impossible to understand when he's concussed/drugged/suffering from blood loss/exhausted to the point of delirium. He also starts using words like "aye" to mean yes, and "slán" (the original of Sláinte, meaning good health, or cheers), when he says goodbye, and it's very endearing but also very confusing.

Our man is just so much happier being able to be himself and share his culture with no backlash, because Uther's been gone a while, and Arthur made peace with the Gaels ages ago (Merlin was basically just in too deep to back out then and kept clutching straws until the sister/friend arrived and blew it all wide open). Now he just has to do the same with the magic thing.... But then again!! Sister/friend not giving a fuck has maybe done that already. So. Maybe he's already set?

Anyway. Merlin with an Irish accent. Yes Please Please Please :D

[chasseuses]

reasons why i love jade leech part 3

I don't know why I'm doing this again I am a big fool goodbye ☠️ but ahhahahwhahjwhsjfhfjfnfkbdsjbdkdbjd im a doormat for him so. haha. I'll just. fukcignvkjgknv everyone pls look away this is the last post i swear 🤩

Part 1, 2

So.... 🤡 Hi I'm back again with another simp post I'm your local Jade simp and I'm here to point out reasons why I'm an absolute doormat for this eel and why I'm staying as one.

I'M FUCKIFNCGD. SCRVEN AMWIANAJWBAJVWKQVWKAGAKAVDKFBYKDGSKEIANSJAMEINSLENDKEBEKSBEKSHEKDJEKSJRKDJRKDHSKDHKEHSKEBSKEJDLDHDKDBDKHRKDBEKSHEKSUSMS

Ok so, URGFKFHDKDUDKSJSKFHDKGDKDHD if you've been here long enough or something i think i posted something about his initial birthday suit up illustration here which i wrote while i was sobbing and being overly emotional over him.

BUT BASICALLY. IT WAS ABOUT HIS SMILE. I MEAN RTHGJKHJGK JADE LEECH..... SMILING.............N N .VJV.JV. WITHOUT ANY ULTERIOR MOTIVES...... IM FUCKFING DEAD YO!!!!!

HEAR ME OUT. I JUST GJVKJGKVNGKV ... dont u think there's just something about someone as shady as jade who looks shady 90% of the time look like he's not shady for the first time ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

idk if that made sense but yeah.

ALSO IDK IF ANYONE WAS SIMPING HARD ENOUGH TO NOTICE BUT LIKE 😭 IF U COMPARE HIS HANDS TO FLOYD'S THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.

and now if you've known me long enough to know that i am a big fan of his hands, you'll know that i went absolutely crazy over this detail!!!!!! THEY WERE ROUGHER THAN FLOYD'S AND THAT WAS JUSTHGJJGKGKFNKFKGNGKGNFKDDJFKGNGKFJF A DIRECT HIT TO THE GUT WHAT THE FUCK DISPLEX YOU CANT DO THIS TO US 😭😭😭😭😭

do u see the fork he's holding?

yeah

i wanna be that fork so bad

im not even kidding

i legit want to be that fork.

why?

.

haha.

you dont need to know

ANYWAYS. ONTO THE STORY 🥰

we got a lot of lore for the twins this time around and i am tHRIVING :BIBBEK:

"However, and this is unusual for me, but so many people wishing me ‘Happy birthday’ has made me rather embarrassed." HELP?????????&(&!4(£;#(-__8-##(-_(£+£(£ I II I I I I HUCHJWNWISHEJDHWOHSKWGSKSYAKGSKA HI KAUAKSGKAGSKSGSJAYJAGSJAGAJSYSIGSJGSJSHSJAHsks

Their mother!!! Uses!!! -san!!!! At the end of their names!!!!!!! Which got me going 🧐 that is not usual at all!!!!! wtf is going on in the leech household

a lot of ppl theorized mafia stuff and all of that which honestly makes sense imo and also because i find that hella hot HAHSMDGSKDHKSJS mr leech...... 😳 mafia.... HELPGKFJKGJFKF

wait. won't that mean he's rich.

bonus points eyy /j GFJFHFJDHJFNF

"Well, they do say that married couples take after each other… It’s good that they get along well." MR LEECH YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE RFNJVJKHKGKGKOGJGKVJKFCKIJGKTJKFFJKDHDKXHFFHFJ

guys im losing it

if that wasn't already obvious RHUFHGUF

HELLO????????? ONE OF THE REASONS WHY HE LIKES TERRARIUMS??1?"!"!'! HELPFKVKV CONTROL IT'S CONTROL

"Whether they live or die is also up to me…" i just think.

no i dont think but you get what i mean why the fuck is that line lowkey hot lmfao something is wrong with me

i dont knwo why the fuck but the fact that he likes unpredictability is also kinda????? lmao how boring was ur life that everything u did went exactly your way 😭 how does that bring u amusement i cant relate gomen mr leech

or am i completely wrong idk 🗿 mr leech tell me more about you onegai

Ok honestly, before the birthday card came out, I thought their earrings were like,,, from their parents or something. like heirlooms!! i thought they were precious in that aspect but what i rlly didn't expect is for them to fckinghgkgngknfkf FIGHT A DAMN STURGEON FOR ITS SCALES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

deadass why would a sturgeon challenge them anyways 🧐 and the twins were just like, "ok sure but can we have your scales if we win" and they rlly did 😭 just how strong were you guys before middle school wtf!!!!

and they turned the scales into earrings 🧐 which is now what they wear!! p cute

they're apparently popular to use as amulets in the coral sea so i. i fucking rotted over this AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA hrufhfigjofhckfbcjc should i delve deeper into this? no. but perhaps you can find out what my rot is about just by reading this single bullet

"Floyd and I have gone near beaches on nights with fireworks as well." HELEPEHLEPDFKLEGSLDOSODB EGHFKCNDKMCURLDHLDGSMX

WATCHIFNFG FIREOEKSKF WITHHF JADE AJFNJFVJFHKDHF

ohmigod this is getting way longer than intended 🤡 should i continue

yeah fucj it HFJVHFJHCJFHJCJ everybody pls ignore my rot 😌

as all of you know, jade wears purple eyeliner. that's right.

Purple eyeliner.

Why does this matter, you ask? Oh sweet summer child, it may not matter to you but to me—eyeliner is super fucking hot I kid you not I started crying at night when I thought about this and wrote a mini essay about it like a fool so I'm just going to.

I am legitimately losing my shit over this like-?? Who allowed you to fucking put on eyeliner? You're already deadly without them and more so with them.

It honestly makes me wonder if he puts this on his own or not but seeing how deft he is with his hands, it's not a stretch to assume that he puts it on his own.

And I find that really hot since look at those clean strokes..!! He's better at applying them than me. I have this desire to let him do my makeup but when I think about it I start making incomprehensible noises and bury my face into my pillow. Purple eyeliner just-? Looks so good on him?

It should be illegal at this rate he looks so tempting I hate it. Sometimes I just have this urge to ruin in, I don t care how I just want to smudge it for some reason. Like deadass, I just want you all to appreciate how good his eyes look!

HELP HIS EYESDHFHTKHEKFHDKFHDMFHKDHFKSGDK IM FUCKFINDG LSOING IT

WHY DO I LOVE HIS EYES SO MUCH I DONT FUCKING KNOW I'VE NEVER BEEN A FAN OF CHARACTERS WITH MISMATCHED EYES BUT WITH HIM IM JUSTHGJJFJG KG NVM

His eyes are fucking beautiful, man. 🤡💞 Could stare at them for hours and never get tired!!!!

Need I say more?

BRO IM FUVKGIGNVJKGVKNGKFHFKFFJF HIS TEETH IM CRYIGGN WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK I KNEW THEY WERE SHARP BUTJGKVJGKGJFKGJCKFJKCFJKFFHKCJFKGJDOFHKDHFKDHDKDHDJ BARKBARKBARKBARK

I mean what 🗿

guys displex is insane because they literally made jade have two ssrs in a row with banners that were available at the same time do you know how painful that was for me

when jamil bday card dropped all i lost ebg because i panicked over the thought of a jade bday card and started saving!!! and i did!!!! i managed to save up 100 pulls and i was so fucking chill after that but then,

abema stream happened

i was asleep when that happened so when i woke up i had like 283628 pings in discord telling me that he has an ssr for the halloween event and i was just 🗿 yo say sike his bday is soon displex must be joking

haha nope! they were dead serious.

that shit was painful i started crying 🤡 what the fuck because i didn't have enough gems for both ssrs and his halloween card was just absolutely beautiful.

so i went insane and saved 200 copies of the same jade card in attempt to make him come home before pity so i dont have to whale

I mean,

Black nails.

The bandages.

The harness.

The hat is kinda ugly but that's ok.

THE BELTS AT HIS WAISTFJTKDJRKFBFKFHOFHDKDHDKSGDKSHSKXHSKJS

SO I WAS REALLY DESPERATE AHHSHDHFJFGHJFJF THANKFULLY THEY BOTH CAME HOME BEFORE PITY SO TYSM JADE I LOVE U FOR THAT AHAHJAHDJ

oh shit this got long so imma just end this here 🐬 if you read this far, congrats HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[kimberlyrossworld]

Random list of Teen Titans incorrect quotes... You can repost or whatever if you want.

Beast Boy: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

Beast Boy: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

Beast Boy: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

Beast Boy: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.

Beast Boy: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

Beast Boy: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

Robin: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Robin: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

Robin: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

Robin: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

Robin: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

Raven: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.

Lightning strikes Raven

Raven: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

Shapeshifter: transforms to look like Raven

Raven: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

Cyborg: I was arrested for being too cool.

Beast Boy: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Robin: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Beast Boy: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Robin: No! Four to five seconds!

Beast Boy: Too late!!!

Robin: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Beast Boy: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

Robin: Beast Boy and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Beast Boy: Sentences.

Robin: Don't interrupt me.

Robin: I prevented a murder today.

Beast Boy: Really? How’d you do that?

Robin: self control.

Robin: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Beast Boy: Have everyone stand.

Cyborg: Bring three more chairs!

Starfire: The most important ones can sit down.

Raven: Kill three.

Robin: I’m an idiot.

Beast Boy:

Cyborg:

Starfire:

Raven:

Robin:

Beast Boy: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Robin: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Beast Boy: ... Your what?

Robin: My friends.

Cyborg: Are they saying “friends”?

Starfire: I think they're being sarcastic.

Raven: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Robin! All of your friends are in this room.

Robin: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

Jinx: I told Mammoth their ears flush when they lie.

Gizmo: Why?

Jinx: Look.

Jinx: Hey Mammoth! Do you love us?

Mammoth, covering their ears: No.

Gizmo:

Jinx: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Mammoth: Okay, but in my defense, Gizmo bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Jinx: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Jinx: Yo is Mother Mae Eye sleeping or dead?

Mammoth: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Gizmo: Yeah, so did I.

Mother Mae Eye: Okay first of all, fuck you-

Jinx, banging on the door: Mammoth! Open up!

Mammoth: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Gizmo: No, they meant-

Mother Mae Eye: Let them finish.

The squad right before Robin's wedding

Starfire: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Beast Boy: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Cyborg: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Raven: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND

Terra, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker

Robin: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Starfire: ...I did. I broke it.

Robin: No. No you didn't. Beast Boy?

Beast Boy: Don't look at me. Look at Cyborg.

Cyborg: What?! I didn't break it.

Beast Boy: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Cyborg: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Beast Boy: Suspicious.

Cyborg: No, it's not!

Raven: If it matters, probably not, but Terra was the last one to use it.

Terra: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Raven: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Terra: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Raven!

Starfire: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Robin.

Robin: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Raven: Robin... Beast Boy's been awfully quiet.

Beast Boy: rEALLY?!

Everyone starts arguing

Robin, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Robin: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Robin:

Robin: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Robin: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Starfire: Nope, absolutely not.

Beast Boy: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Cyborg: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Raven: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Terra: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

Robin: Good morning.

Starfire: Good morning.

Beast Boy: Good morning.

Cyborg: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Raven: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

Robin: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Starfire: Several traffic violations.

Beast Boy: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Cyborg: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Raven: Also, that’s not our car.

Robin: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Starfire: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Beast Boy: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Cyborg: cocks gun Magic missile.

Raven: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

Robin: Are we really going to let Starfire keep Beast Boy?

Cyborg: We kept Raven.

Robin: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Starfire: 'Prettiest Smile'

Beast Boy: 'Nicest Personality'

Cyborg: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Raven: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Robin: Where's Starfire, Beast Boy, and Cyborg?

Raven: They're playing hide and seek.

Robin: Where?

Raven: I don't think you get how this game works.

Robin: I can explain.

Deathstroke: Can you?

Robin: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Robin: Change is inedible.

Deathstroke: Don't you mean inevitable?

Robin, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Beast Boy and Robin skipping stones on lake

Beast Boy: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Robin, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

Beast Boy: Welcome, fellow idiots

Robin: Hello, Beast Boy

Beast Boy: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Robin: You underestimate me

Beast Boy: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Robin, not looking up from their book: Spear.

Beast Boy: BLOCKED.

Beast Boy: What is your biggest weakness?

Robin: I can be uncooperative.

Beast Boy: Okay, can you give me an example?

Robin: No.

Beast Boy: You're right.

Robin: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Robin: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Starfire: Rude.

Beast Boy: That’s fair.

Cyborg: Not again.

Raven: Are you going to want this back?

Robin, trying to convince Raven to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Starfire: And loud!

Beast Boy: And grumpy!

Cyborg: And oblivious to reality!

Raven:

Robin: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Beast Boy will and will not eat.

Starfire: Grass? Yes!

Robin: Moss? Yes!!

Starfire: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Robin: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Starfire: Worms? Sometimes!

Robin: Rocks? Usually nah.

Starfire: Twigs? Usually!

Robin: Raven's cooking? Inconclusive!

Cyborg: How did you… test this?

Robin: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Cyborg: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Raven: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Robin: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Starfire: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Beast Boy: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Cyborg: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Raven: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Robin: Bye Starfire! Bye Beast Boy! Bye Cyborg! Bye Raven! Bye Starfire!

Beast Boy: You said ‘bye Starfire’ twice.

Robin: I like Starfire.

Robin: You have to apologize to Beast Boy

Raven: Fine.

Raven: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

Robin: HELP! I TOLD BEAST BOY I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Starfire, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Robin: We need a distraction.

Starfire: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Beast Boy, whispering: My time has come

Robin: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Starfire: Just rip the bandage off.

Robin: It’s Beast Boy.

Starfire: Put the bandage back on.

Robin: Walking in to a room Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder

Aqualad: Out of breath THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

Robin: Kicks the door down looking panicked

Aqualad: What did you do?

Robin: Nobody died.

Aqualad: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Robin: If Aqualad and I were drowning, who would you save?

Beast Boy: You two can’t swim?

Aqualad: It’s a hypothetical question, Beast Boy! who would you save?

Beast Boy: my time and effort.

Robin: We need to get through this locked door. Aqualad, give me your credit card.

Aqualad: Here.

Robin, pocketing it: Thanks. Beast Boy, kick down the door.

Robin and Aqualad sitting in jail together

Aqualad: So who should we call?

Robin: I’d call Beast Boy, but I feel safer in jail

Robin: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Aqualad: You were flirting with Beast Boy.

Robin: So what? They're my partner.

Aqualad: You asked them if they were single.

Robin:

Aqualad: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

Aqualad, negotiating with Robin: We have Beast Boy. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed

Beast Boy: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?

Aqualad:

Beast Boy: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

Aqualad: BEAST BOY STOP

Robin: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Aqualad: Put spaghetti in it.

Robin: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Beast Boy: Put spaghetti in it.

Robin: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Raven: Put spaghetti in it.

Robin: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

Robin: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Aqualad: We got spring water

Robin: NO.

Beast Boy: with EXTRA minerals

Aqualad: it's like licking a stalagmite

Robin: DON'T COME HOME.

Beast Boy: Mmmmm cave water

Robin: You know those things will kill you, right?

Aqualad, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Beast Boy, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Raven: Nods while eating raw cookie dough

Robin: I think Raven was right.

Aqualad: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Beast Boy: They wouldn't do that.

Raven: You're right, Beast Boy. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.

Raven: turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Raven Told You So' on the back

Robin's helping Aqualad out after they get injured, while the others are watching

Beast Boy: How does Aqualad look?

Raven: A little better than you, actually.

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Robin: Shit.

Aqualad: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Beast Boy: OH MY GOD RAVEN FELL OFF!!!

Robin: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Aqualad: Plane tickets?

Beast Boy: Concert tickets?

Raven: Prostitution?

Robin, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

Robin: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Aqualad: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Beast Boy: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Raven: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

Robin: Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Aqualad: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Superboy: I personally was created in a lab.

Kwiz Kid: I just straight up spawned lol

Robin: Tell Starfire about the birds and the bees.

Beast Boy: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

Robin: Aqualad, keep an eye on Beast Boy today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Aqualad: Sure, I’d love to see Beast Boy get punched.

Robin: Try again.

Aqualad, sighing: I will stop Beast Boy from getting punched.

Robin, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Raven: But – that’s just a trash can.

Robin: It sure is!

Robin: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Raven: Twelve, actually.

Robin: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Raven: Yours!

Robin: That's right: no one's.

Robin: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Raven: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Robin: Death is a social construct.

Robin: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Raven: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

Robin: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Raven: Go the fuck to sleep

Robin: What gif I don't want to?

Raven: Fuck You

Robin: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Starfire: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Robin, desperately, as Starfire bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Starfire: Oh! B positive.

Robin: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Starfire:

Robin: So what do you do?

Raven: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.

Robin: Wow, impressive.

Raven: Then I'll move on to Leos.

Robin: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Starfire: I think you mean cards.

Robin, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

Robin: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Raven: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Starfire: Smad.

Robin: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Raven: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Robin: Yes!

Starfire: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Robin: Starfire and I are having a baby.

Raven: That's gre-

Robin, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

Robin: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Raven: If?

Cyborg: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

Robin: Hey Raven,

Raven: Yes?

Robin: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Raven:

Raven: Where’s Beast Boy?

Starfire, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Raven: You did WHAT–

Beast Boy: William Snakepeare

Robin, to Raven: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Raven, motioning to themself and Starfire: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

The group is getting into the car

Cyborg: I’m driving.

Raven, out of view: Shotgun!

Beast Boy, turning to face Raven: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Raven: WOAH-

Raven, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! Pumps gun

Robin, texting Raven: Raven! Help I’m being kidnapped

Starfire: Where are you?

Robin: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Raven: I’ll call Starfire.

Starfire, answering their cell: Y’ello?

Raven: Where’s Robin? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Starfire: Robin? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

Starfire:

Starfire: I’ll call you back. hangs up

Starfire: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Robin: WHO ARE YOU?!

Robin: WHY. why did you give Starfire a KNIFE?!

Raven: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.

Robin: Now I feel unsafe!

Raven: I’m sorry.

Raven: ... would you like a knife?

Robin: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

Robin: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for metaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

Robin: What does “take out” mean?

Raven: Food.

Starfire: Dating.

Beast Boy: Murder.

Cyborg: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.

Starfire: How do you connect with a fictional character?

Robin: What?

Raven: What?

Cyborg: What?

Beast Boy: pulls up a 500 slide presentation I'm glad you asked.

Robin: Cyborg is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods.

Starfire: Yes.

Raven: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me.

Cyborg: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed-

Starfire: What truce?

Robin: sigh The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone.

Beast Boy: Wait, I'm a choir kid!

Everyone else: prepares for sacrifice

The Squad: walking at the mall

Robin: Hey, have any of you guys seen Raven? They’ve been gone for a while..

Cyborg: Eh, nope.

Starfire: No, I haven’t...

Beast Boy: Probably ran off to McDonald’s or something.

Raven: Hey.

Robin: Ooh, there you are-

Cyborg: What the fu-

Beast Boy: I- where were you?!

Raven: Walking right behind you guys.

Cyborg: What's the worst thing you guys have done?

Beast Boy: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.

Raven: I kicked Robin in the shin-

Robin: -So I kicked Raven between the legs.

Starfire: I burned a town down.

Cyborg: What?!

Robin: What the hell is wrong with you?!?

Starfire: A lot of things.

Raven: No shit.

Robin: I love you.

Beast Boy, not paying attention: What was that?

Robin: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

Robin: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!

Beast Boy: I'll hate myself in the morning regardless.

Beast Boy: honk.

Robin: WHAT.

Beast Boy: HONK.

Robin: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

Beast Boy: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.

Robin: But you do know better.

Beast Boy, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Robin: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

Starfire: Rules were made to be broken.

Robin: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Cyborg: Uh, piñatas.

Beast Boy: Glow sticks.

Terra: Karate boards.

Raven: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Starfire: Rules.

Robin:

Robin: Are you drinking enough water?

Beast Boy: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

Beast Boy: The floor is lava!

Robin: helps Raven onto the counter

Cyborg: kicks Terra off the sofa

Starfire: lays on the floor

Beast Boy: ...Are you okay?

Starfire: No.

Terra: If you got arrested what would be the charges?

Cyborg: Theft.

Raven: Disturbing the peace.

Robin: Aggravated assault.

Starfire: Arson.

Beast Boy: All of the above. In that order, probably.

Terra: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.

Raven: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...

Starfire: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Beast Boy: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.

Cyborg: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Robin: Mental stability, my old friend!

Terra: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

Robin: We’re kind of missing something guys.

Terra: Cohesion?

Beast Boy: Teamwork?

Starfire: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Raven: And Cyborg is not here.

Terra: Oh, and that, yeah.

Robin: So, did everyone learn their lesson?

Terra: No.

Beast Boy: I did not.

Raven: I may have actually forgotten one.

Starfire: Also no.

Robin: Oh good, neither did I.

Cyborg: Exhausted sigh

Robin, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.

Terra: But Robin, we don't smoke.

Robin: Cut the crap, Terra. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

Robin: points at Beast Boy One! points at Cyborg Two! points at Raven Three! points at Starfire Four! points at Terra Five!

Robin: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!

Starfire: puts a cigarrette in Robin's hand

Robin: Thank you. ...Light?

The Squad: all simultaneously pull out lighters

Beast Boy: Christmas lights?

Robin: Check.

Terra: THermos of hot cocoa?

Robin: Check.

Cyborg: Santa suits?

Robin: Check.

Starfire: Shovel?

Robin: Check.

Raven: Alibi and bail money?

Robin: Check- wait, WHAT?!

Starfire: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

Cyborg: IT.

Raven: Annabelle.

Robin: Paranormal Activity.

Beast Boy: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

Beast Boy: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....

Cyborg: ....

Starfire: .....

Raven: ......

Robin: ..Who?

Beast Boy: That's the thing we don't-

Everyone stares at Robin

Cyborg: Anyone d-

Robin: Depressed?

Beast Boy: Drained?

Starfire: Dumb?

Raven: Disliked?

Cyborg: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...

[sudoscience]

I'm off my meds because I couldn't get an appointment until like 3 weeks after I ran out, and here's what I've noticed:

Sleepy all the time oh my god how I get like 8 hours most nights wtf how am I still so tired all the time but also I still stay up until like 4 or 5 AM

Job is boring as shit and I want to leave like two hours early and I notice how much my legs hurt from standing all day and I hate my bosses for not wanting us to sit so I sit specifically to spite them and I let my coworkers sit too because they're not going to fire me but god I need an office job. I don't want to die, but sometimes I think it would be cool if a car hit me while I was taking out the trash so I could get a few weeks off, and that's still really unhealthy now that I write that out. I'm applying for a different job, but it feels like it's going to be a lot of the same bullshit just with higher pay and actual benefits, but I lowkey don't want it because it's still going to be standing on my feet dealing with assholes all day, just for the federal government instead of 7-11.

Impulsive. Sure, I can spend $200 on stuff I want on top of buying xmas presents for everyone. Treat yo self! What do you mean I owe $1,000 on my credit card? Wtf did I spend all that money on? Fuck it, give me $30 of lottery tickets, I have money.

I think I eat more, but I'm not sure actually. I'm pretty sure I'm worse at resisting sweets. I should lose weight. Man, I could go for a hamburger right now.

God, I fucking hate my job, but I have no clue what I want to do instead.

[greyias]

This is not fair of me to ask, I'm sure you have plenty to do, but there is this post on reddit titled, "Is there an enjoyable way to read about SWTOR plot? I have fallen ill right after playing Umbara and I would very much like to know why certain someone did what he did, but I am unable to play and wookiepedia is quite a dry read. " He explains he has seizures from playing video games. I was wondering if you had something written that would help him out, or maybe you could write something?

Oh no, that poor guy! That really sucks to be invested in a story and then not be able to see how it turns out!  I’m going to guess videos/playback of them have a similar issue  🙁 

I totally will agree with him that Wookieepedia is definitely dry, but I’m going to boldly put this statement out here: it’s also incorrect.

At least the articles on Fractured Alliances were (and a few other TOR era articles I came across), to the point where I actually got really angry reading them because the assumptions were just so... blatantly wrong. And not well sourced. (This is a strange hill for me choose to die on, but I will go defend it nonetheless.) Granted I haven’t looked at them in several months, so it’s possible they’ve been updated since then? 🤷‍♀️

I haven’t written a full write-up on what happened in Fractured Alliances, but honestly I’ve been meaning to? Because the Wookiepedia articles irked me that much, I feel like someone needs to rant at length and correct them. I’ve just, erm, got a bit lazy and distracted and haven’t done so. Mostly because there’s actually a lot to cover, and a lot of misconceptions to correct, and sourcing is hard yo.

BUT! I can do a cliff’s notes version really quick to get him some answers. Although if it’s possible... maybe just link him this post in private if possible? Mostly because there’s some pretty big edgelords over on Reddit, and they make me tired (which is why I stopped even going over there to look at things).

Also I still haven’t quite lived down Gravedrog yet. I still can’t believe that blew up to the degree it did.

BUT! I can talk about Theron Shan, and his motivations all the live long day. Probably too long if we’re being honest. And I’ve definitely invested far more thought and energy into understanding what happened in this storyline (and why everyone did what they did) than is probably rational. But hey, we all have to have a hobby? And apparently mine is dissecting rushed/truncated video game storylines and their implications on characterization.

The TL;DR: Theron does what he does in Fractured Alliances to protect both the Outlander and the Alliance. And eventually by extension of the plot, everyone in the galaxy

(Whether or not a player or Outlander agrees with his methods for going about it is another debate entirely, but Theron definitely had his reasons, which were noble in intent, as all roads to hell are said to be paved with)

(Sorta) Cliff’s Notes Version of Fractured Alliances:

(okay this isn’t that short, but I promise it’s a lot shorter than it could be)

Once upon a time, we find a junky old spaceship in the swamp. We ignore it whispering creepily to us and a bunch of warning signs and decide to adopt it anyway

Sometime later, the entire cast of KOTET takes a reluctant field trip (see: KIDNAPPING) to Iokath. 

While there, some stupid droid turns to Vaylin and says “Hey, you want to erase all of these Gemini droids free will?”

Because the entire expansion of KOTET got cut down by literally half, a lot of characterization shortcuts are taken and Vaylin’s like “HELL YEH”

All of the Gemini units are mindwiped save for one, a creepy little scarfed explorer who was off exploring Hoth or something. We get one e-mail from Hylo about this droid at the end of KotFE Chapter 16. 

This lone Gemini unit, named Gemini 16, is traumatized by this and she’s like “Fuck having sisters! I want to be an only child!” and decides she wants to murder her entire droid family. Apparently it’s the only way to be sure this never happens again???

We defeat Vaylin, Valkorion, and take ownership of a shiny new fleet! Neat! Also, we install the Fleet’s control console with a known security flaw that we ourselves tried to exploit in KotFE (see: The Gemini Frequency) into the heart of our operations on Odessen. I’m sure no traumatized, misanthropic lone Gemini droids or crazy Zakuulans will use this to their advantage.

Oh wait.

Some guy we never met hates us because two kids were arguing over a piece of bread in the street. 

This genius is named Vinn Atrius. He’s our villain.

He says “THANKS OUTLANDER-BAMA” and “We always had plenty of bread before YOU showed up!” and “Zakuul can’t just conquer and force everyone to bend to our will anymore :( :( :( :(” and “Won’t someone think of the children????” and decides he’s going to murderize him an Outlander. And the Alliance. 

He decides to become a terrorist and frame us for his terrorist acts. 

When he’s not starting whisper campaigns about how the Outlander is this horrible tyrant that must be stopped

Theron gets wind of Vinn’s plans, and decides to pretend he wants to be a cultist too! -- Vinn wisely slams the door in his face. This is the only wise thing Vinn ever does.

Vinn’s not a very good mastermind, so scary droid lady (GEMINI 16) says “Here honey, let me help you find a giant apocalypse machine”, although she doesn’t say honey because she hates everyone who’s not her

I actually skipped Iokath but I swear to god that’s an entire post unto itself, but someone tries to murderize the Outlander. Theron’s strangely calm about this. We’re supposed to think that’s because the TR8R WAS HIM ALL ALONG

This is stupid and goes against every characterization of Theron Shan up to this point in canon. I literally need an entire post to go into this, and am trying to keep things short.

TL;DR: This lady tried to murder the Outlander because ?????

I’m pretty sure the person behind the mask is the Scion, Oramis, and this part of the story/explanation got cut when they condensed everything.

Oramis and the Scions are also another post/explanation entirely

Gemini 16 lured everyone to Iokath

the full explanation is a post unto itself

but it’s the only thing that makes sense (with her motivation, Vinn’s motivation, their entire dialogue on their first meeting -- again, I’m trying to keep this “short”)

Sixteen literally has recordings of Team Outlander talking about who could have lured everyone there -- implying she was in the Iokath mainframe the entire time they were there on Iokath Fieldtrip #2

also, Vinn Atrius is as dumb as toast

🍞

Theron is actually pretty pissed about someone trying to murder his boss/best friend/girlfriend/boyfriend. And he’s pretty sure he knows who it is. So he goes into ultra THERON LOGIC mode -- which is to say, he becomes an overly paranoid loner -- and decides to infiltrate a death cult.  (again). As you do.

Because via intelligence reports that are for some stupid reason hidden behind group content, he already knows that some conspiracy against the Alliance is afoot. And that they’re being watched. Apparently Lana forgot to read all of her Intelligence dossiers???? 

Since he knows we’re being watched, but can’t figure out how, logically the only thing to do is without any backup whatsoever, try and infiltrate the Death Cult that slammed the door in his face once already. 

Luckily for Theron, Vinn Atrius is a dumbass and says “IDK... you’re pretty close to the Commander”

Theron says “Would a face like this lie to you?” while making this face in the cutscene: 😡  

Vinn’s like “When you’re right, you’re right! Blow up a train for me?” 

Theron: AHAHAHA SURE. I LOVE BLOWING UP TRAINS

Theron, Mentally: ...well, crap. I guess I could tell the Commander about this. BUT THE WALLS HAVE EARS--WAIT I HAVE A BRILLIANT PLAN

Theron proceeds to concoct the most elaborate stage play known to man, which includes:

Leading everyone to the front of the train

Where he can lure both the Outlander and Lana into the front compartment

And shoots Lana with a stun blast, something he has never done before to someone he’s trying to supposedly kill

Then he shoots at the Commander--but not really, because he was shooting out the window on the front of the train

Then he shoots again at the Commander--but not really, because he was shooting at the controls to bring up a shield that prevents the Outlander from following him

And oh no! Now there’s a shield between them, what a tragedy, I guess he can’t pretend to shoot at the Commander and miss for a third time. Guess it’s time to monologue like a Bond villain. What can ya do? It’s not like he has cybernetic implants that help him be an expert marksman. God, that’d be embarrassing.

Since he knows that he’s being recorded by some unseen person, he really hams it up for the camera. He makes this face again, because he’s decided it’s part of his tr8rsona: 😡

The Outlander can react in a variety of ways, but if one of those ways is “UM WTF???? WHY DIDN’T YOU TALK TO ME???” he suddenly breaks tr8r character and goes “I thought about it... but then you might have talked me out of it--AND WE CAN’T HAVE THAT!” 

if you romanced him and say you still love him he makes this face: 😭

And then literally tells the Outlander how to escape from the train before like going “I’m really gonna blow up this train -- in thirty seconds -- gosh it would be a shame if you were still on this train in thirty seconds. When it blows up. When I pull the trigger. That I’m about to do.”

The Outlander leaps off the train, out of the convenient exit point Theron made, with Lana. They’re respectively like “?????” and “🤬🤬🤬🤬”

Vinn thinks this all very convincing. Sixteen is facepalming in the background. Vinn doesn’t listen to her. We don’t see any of this, but it’s kind of implied in future dialogue.

If you’re dating Theron and didn’t try to Force choke him, he sends you a letter going “I STILL LOVE YOU -- CAN’T EXPLAIN WHY I DID THIS BUT ILU PLZ DON’T FORGET ILU oh yeah and the alliance sucks and stuff i guess -- ps. ♥︎♥︎♥︎”

This is apparently something a tr8r would do, because Theron is Vinn’s go-to guy now. And decides to give Theron the task of retrieving a map to this place called Nathema so they can find a giant death machine to kill the Alliance.

Oh wait. That place called Nathema. That Theron has been to before. And knows the exact coordinates too because he was the pilot that flew them there. The place that Valkorion sucked the entire life out of and made a giant wound in the Force. THAT NATHEMA.

This is the part where normal people might think “Maybe I should reconsider my plans”, but they are not Theron Shan. Who shaves his head, throws away a jacket he’s been wearing since he was like fifteen, and heads over to Chiss space, to steal/blow up a map to the Ancient Death Machine.

Actually it’s revealed/hinted at on Iokath, on Copero, and then clarified once again in Nathema Conspiracy, that this machine is literally the Apocalypse

It wipes out entire worlds’ populations in an instant

Background lore indicates that its hunger is endless and has been waiting to rise again and there’s like prophecies about this

If activated and not stopped, this machine will literally annihilate all life in the galaxy

Theron blows up some more things at a resort, runs bravely away away, and then OOPS OH SO ACCIDENTALLY broadcasts his call with the Death Cult, who say their name on camera.

Shockingly, the Alliance intercepts the accidental-on-purpose broadcast and now know the name of Theron’s new cult: The Order of Zildrog

Then like forever and a day passes in real life, but who knows how long in game time, but I guess it’s like, six months or less according to a line of dialogue -- and finally Lana and the Outlander mysteriously get coordinates to a myyyyysterious abandoned outpost. 

And by mysterious, I mean that Lana is the only one who can decode said coordinates because she and Theron came up with the encryption together on Rishi

It’s almost like he’s working from the inside or something

But if you tell Lana that she’s like “NO HE’S A TR8R GRRR THIS A TRAP”

It is not a trap

Lana and the Outlander wander around, and find a bunch of recordings someone conveniently forgot to erase detailing a bunch of infodumps that’s way too long for the Cliff’s Notes version, but boil down to showing and implying an entire novel’s worth of backstory:

Vinn’s manifesto

Theron unconvincingly pretending he really likes death cults

Vinn staring at numbers from data he got from Iokath and zomg Zildrog is reallllll -- the legends of his mighty hunger and DEATH DEALING are true! Squee! Just what he needs to get rid of that pesky Outlander!

Vinn recruiting people who really don’t like you into his death cult

Gemini telling Vinn he really sucks at this masterminding thing, but she needs someone who’s good with people so hey let’s team up!

Oh and she knows where Zildrog is

The Outlander and Lana escape before the space station blows up

Over on the Shuttle of Zildrog, Theron’s like “It’s all up to you now, Commander” and apparently Vinn hears that and is like “Hey Theron, did you remember to erase all of our super sekrit recordings and blow up the space station?"

Theron: 👌

Vinn: 👍

Sixteen: 😒

Back on Odessen Lana’s like “I KILL DA TR8R” regardless of your feelings on the matter as an Outlander. If Arcann’s still alive he’s like “Hey Commander, maybe go easy on Theron? I know the value of forgiveness. Maybe he had his reasons?”

You get corroborating information of literally everything we just learned on the Space Station OF DOOM and Lana’s still like “Nope, still gonna shank me a tr8r! No one tazes Lana Beniko and lives!”

I assume it’s a fun ride to Nathema

Okay I joke. She’s just being protective and "logical”, but honestly if you select literally every single dialogue option supporting Theron throughout this story, illogically Angry Lana can really start to grate after a while

On Nathema, we follow a myyyysterious signal -- to Theron. To the surprise of no one except Lana who’s like “JERKFACE STAY AWAY FROM THE COMMANDER”

Theron proceeds to tell an extremely abbreviated, and slightly more straightforward version of everything above. 

If you’ve romanced him, he reminds you that he promised to do anything to protect you. 

This includes shaving his head, updating his wardrobe, blowing up a train, and putting up with Vinn Atrius’s shit for months on end

The things he does for love

Lana still doesn’t believe him. At this point if you want to, you can be like “Lana plz” and she’s like “OKAY FINE--BUT I’M WATCHING YOU TR8R”

Gemini 16 was watching the entire exchange. Looks like SOMEONE’S cover is blown. Oh well, Theron was done with it anyway.

Vinn is SHOCKED. SHOCKED I TELL YOU.

HOW DARE

THERON????

HOW COULD YOU?????

YOU FRIENDED ME ON SPACEBOOK

WAS IT ALL A LIE

I KEEL HIM

Sixteen is just like “whatever let’s go activate Zildrog”

Vinn: Is this why he kept insulting our Lord and Savior Valkorion?????

Team Outlander fights their way to the site of the Ancient Apocalypse Machine. They meet Shroedinger’s Cultist along the way via holo. 

He/she/they says “hi/plz die”.

There’s sixteen candidates for this spot (two for each class) -- but all sixteen are not death cultists at the same time

This is another thing that requires an entire post to delve into, so another time on that

Team Outlander arrives at the site where Zildrog was installed on Nathema -- coincidentally right at the same spot Tenebrae/Vitiate/Valkorion initiated his first death ritual to grant him semi-immortality. Fancy that.

Vinn has convinced everyone he’s recruited into his death cult to climb into these really dangerous looking pods; not surprising but they’re all basically dead -- because Zildrog required a human sacrifice to be reactivated

A human sacrifice???

In my ancient death machine?

It’s more likely than you think!

Theron shoots Vinn because he’s tired of his shit

Gemini 16 reveals that the Zildrog machine is one half of a larger death device built on Iokath. Where’s the other half?

OH BACK ON ODESSEN. Because it’s the Gravestone. Yes, I know everyone forgot about it at this point, which is kind of easy since we haven’t seen it since KOTET.

The Gravestone blows up the Eternal Fleet. Like, all of it. At once. Also the control console for the Fleet blows up too. This kind of detonates several things on base.

For some reason edgelords on Reddit think this is all Theron’s fault

As if the writers were really going to let us keep that Deus Ex Machina that would literally prevent them from going back to these same whiner’s precious Pub vs Imp conflict

And ignoring the fact that this would have been the end result even if Theron hadn’t gone undercover

I digress

Team Outlander fights Sixteen and defeats her. 

Theron goes to try and finish shutting Zildrog down and Vinn Atrius is like

And stabs Theron in the back with a lightsaber pike

The Outlander can be like 

“FUCK YOU ASSHOLE THAT’S MY BEST FRIEND/BOYFRIEND”

 or “OH NOES” 

or “ASSMUNCH I WAS GONNA DO THAT”

Vinn’s like “DRAGGONNNNNNNNN” as if he was recreating a scene from Dragonball Z, and the holo-Zildrog is like “Here, let me make you go Super Saiyan!” -- and gives Vinn a boss buff

Outlander and Lana fight Vinn and kick his ass. Then kick Zildrog’s ass. Yes, Zildrog is literally just a computer console in the center of the room, and if the Outlander more or less pulls a Kylo Ren on it

The Gravestone blows up -- everyone on Odessen is really confused

Lana tells the Outlander that “WAIT! Theron’s still alive!” -- she’s backed off her murderous rampage at this point and says we have to bring him back to Odessen to save his life

The Outlander can act like any sane person to their boyfriend/best friend/person-who-risked-their-entire-life/reputation-to-save-us/etc and go “Let’s take him home and save his life”

Or can be a dick and literally make Theron live out his worst fear of being abandoned by the people he cares about -- because despite the mountain of evidence that illustrates he literally did all of this to save your life, you can just walk away going “tr8rs never prosper”

This option shows what looks like him dying offscreen

I’m pretty sure he actually survives

Satele sends you a nastygram if you do this, where she directly contradicts a previous letter she sent (to Theron) if you tried to kill her in KotFE Chapter 12

Lana also is not happy with you if you do this, but not like, enough to actually leave or anything

Back on Odessen it’s revealed half of the members of the Alliance are fair weather friends and have abandoned you since you don’t own any super cool space ships anymore

If you brought Theron back with you, he limps up while you and Lana are shooting the breeze and asks if he can stay

You can say yes or no

If you’re romancing Lana you can propose to her around this point

If you’ve romanced Theron (and didn’t tell him to hit the road), you take an ill-advised walk as he’s still limping like crazy, where he reveals that he’s been having nightmares ever since Umbara about you walking away from him and he can never catch up

GEE WHAT DOES THAT SOUND LIKE

He says he knows he doesn’t deserve your trust or forgiveness, but still asks if you can give “your idiot spy boyfriend” a second chance 

You can say no, of course, but if you say yes, there’s a dialogue path that leads to an adorably awkward proposal

And he promises that he and Lana will stay by your side no matter what

THE END

(of that story arc)

Sorry, I know that’s rather disjointed and rushed (despite being as long as it was)! But for such a rushed ending/conclusion, there’s actually a lot of moving parts to the storyline as whole. 

At some point in the future I’ll try to actually expand upon some of those tangent points of “I need more time to explain this properly” -- because there’s a lot of them, and a lot to them. Also cross-referencing the pieces of canon takes time -- but I promise there’s actual canonical evidence and logic trains that make sense for all of that.

[x-useobwa-x]

༄ are you mad? | 너 화났어?

Jungkook x Reader

➺ Word count: + 1k

╰Due to his PC being broken, Jungkook finds himself visiting the internet cafe daily for hours to play Overwatch. He's an outstanding player, by far better than many of his teammates and he carries his games, but there's one player he always encounters over and over again.

a/n: yooo! I've been itching to write this short thing for a while already! It's nothing special or anything, but I really enjoyed it! It was a nice change from my usual stuff! 🤧👌🏼

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Jesus fucking christ.

„Fuck!“ he curses under his breath.

This is the seventh time he got sniped down out of the blue and everytime he peeks at the kill-feed, he's burning with rage.

It's the same name. All over again, he's getting killed by the same goddamn player. This has been going on since the day his PC broke.

How it broke in the first place? Well, in his opinion it was because of said player. Even while he was playing at home, he already got hunted down by that one person behind the screen somewhere in the world, making him question all the talent he actually has. At some point he got so angry that he lost his control and kept kicking his computer, loaded with rage.

This is now two weeks ago, and he can't get over the fact that this guy is better than him. Usually he would look up to these better than him, but with this goddamn little shit he just can't get any clear thoughts.

He's so fixated on finding the enemies' Widowmaker that he got too careless and- shoot.

„What the FUCK,“ he yells into his headset, having the majority of the internet cafe turning around and giving him looks.

This damn guy.

Venom. Once again, it was Venom that shot him down.

‚I'm so sick and tired of this dude. Jesus fucking christ.‘

Jungkook is far beyond reaching his limit. This has to be settled, once and for good. He's furiously typing something down in the game-chat.

[Seagull: yo venom, after this game, let's go 1vs1 and lets put an end to this. Its been weeks and you can't seem to fucking stop.]

[Venom: lol what you so triggered for. its just a game bro.]

‚It's just a game? Jesus christ. This... this dude really is something.‘

[Seagull: are you scared?]

[Venom: nope. just not serious about this game. but if you insist, lol sure.]

Jungkook is evily grinning to himself.

This will be the last time he'll get his ass whooped by Venom. That dude might be good with 5 other players on his team that distract Jungkook, but on a 1vs1 battle he definitely will have the upper hand.

„Kook are you sure you want to do that?“ Seokjin calls out to him through the voice chat.

„Yeah I am. I am so sick of getting my ass beaten by that kid, I have to.“

„Well, good luck, because the game's ending now.“

Jungkook doesn't fucking care. He just wants to settle this. He has to show off that he's better, he has to-

‚What the actual fuck?‘

Now he's really pissed. As soon as the game finishes and the ‚Play of the game‘ comes up, he has to fight the urge to throw away the keyboard.

The recap shows one of the many times Venom has shot him down, and it wasn't even a good one in Jungkooks opinion.

[Seagull: wow kinda sad that you got the POTG with that.]

[Venom: you butthurt or smth?]

„B-butthurt??“ he scoffs. „This little...“

„Well. See you, Kook. Good luck with Venom.“ Seokjin says and leaves the group.

He's waiting. He's waiting for Venom to invite him into a private game so he can restore his pride. He is butthurt, but that doesn't mean that he has to admit that to everyone.

[GROUP INVITATION FROM VENOM]

,Finally. Took him long enough.‘ is all he thinks as he clicks ,accept‘.

[Venom: widowmaker 1vs1?]

[Seagull: yes ofc]

[Venom: lol aight]

As both of them enter the game, Jungkooks fingers are itching to turn this around.

‚5...4...3...2...1...go!‘ the game counts down and both of them rush out of their bases to hide.

Jungkook is concentrating with all he has while he zooms into his scope as he tries to track down Venom.

„There you are,“ he whispers as he finds the hated enemy and slowly moves his cursor to steady his aim on Venoms head.

‚Gotcha!‘

Jungkook immediately takes the lead. He's feeling so content right now- they're roughly 20 seconds in and he already shot him down. Using the time until Venom respawns, he repositions himself and hides, scope fixated in the direction of the enemy's base.

‚Come out, come on, show yourself.‘

Just as he finished his thought, he gets shot, and Jungkook can‘t help but stare in disbelief. Where the fuck did he hide? Why didn't he see him? He hates to admit it, but that was a very good play.

[Seagull: yo wtf. that was actually sick,,,]

[Venom: thx broski]

[Seagull: nah we aint bros man. but still, that was dope as fuck.]

The game keeps going like this; both are pretty much equally good, and Jungkook hates that he realizes that. Well, at least he isn't worse. But what actually is worse, is that he starts enjoying playing with Venom. It has been ages that Jungkook met someone that could keep up with his skill.

It stands 29-29 right now, the game limit being 30 kills. This is now going to decide things.

[Venom: this is actually pretty fun. i mean, i have my cursor on your head for the past 2 minutes but i don't want to shoot, i'on want this to be over yet]

[Seagull: ikr, tbh i even feel bad for all the hate and the tons of reports i sent in because of you lmao]

[Venom: EXCUSE ME WHAT CNXND YOU REPORTED ME??? YOU ASSHAT I GOT EXP PENALTY BECAUSE OF YOU I—]

[Seagull: ,,,sOrry??? idk man you really pissed me off ajfksk i hated that you were better its not even that you were better its just that you were always so cOckY OOF i hated it but ur actually?? pretty fun??]

[Venom: lol i'm sorry but your reactions always were gold kfkdls]

[Seagull: yea i,,, i can see that LOL i got pretty worked up. I even crushed my computer in anger oops]

[Venom: you did wHat]

[Seagull: HFKDKDL LET ME BE]

Jungkook is smiling to himself. This guy isn't all too bad after all. Not even half as cocky as he thought. Maybe he'd even end up teaming up with him some time. That thought is immediately cancelled again, though.

Suddenly, his character falls, shot down by the person he just praised for not being as bad as he initially thought. Fuck that.

[Seagull: WHAT THE FUCK BRUH??]

[Venom: lol i thought i'm not your bro]

[Seagull: yEah NOT ANYMORE NOW,,,]

[Venom: are you mad?]

[Seagull: uhh y e s ?? I thought we didn't want to finish this fkdkls]

[Venom: IM SORRY BUT YOUR REACTIONS REALLY JUST ARE SO GOOD I CANT HELP IT-]

Jungkook sighs. He wants to be pissed, but he can't really. He knows it was just meant as a joke, but still, that means the game is over now, and he's kind of feeling sad.

[Seagull: yo... you maybe wanna stay in the group and keep talking a bit? y'know, just being on the title screen and ,,, t a l k]

[Venom: u mean voice chat?]

[Seagull: yea i mean if you want to,,,]

[Venom: uhh sure why not]

Jungkook enables the voice chat and waits for Venom to do the same.

As soon as he gets the notification that his new mate joined the voice chat, there's some sort of awkward silence; it seems like neither of them wants to go first, but then they happen to start talking at the same time.

„Uhh hello?“

„Uhm, hi?“

Silence. Jungkooks eyes widen an unreal amount and his mouth slightly falls open.

There are two things that he would like to point out. First, the voice belongs to a girl, which he didn't expect at all. But the second thing is, that the voice came from nowhere else than the booth right next to him.

He jumps out of his chair and watches as you do the exact same- and there you both are, looking at each other like two idiots.

„You- you're Venom??“

„You are Seagull? Dude we've been both coming here everyday sitting in the same damn places??“

„As if I didn't figure that yet. What the- so you are the person that keeps hunting me down?“ he says as if he's just figured out all the mysteries of the world.

„What do you mean ‚hunting you down‘? YOU are hunting me down!“

The both of you stare at each other, pouts on your faces before you burst into laughter.

What the actual fuck is happening right now? An hour ago he wished to rip the gamer that goes by the name Venom into pieces, and now he's standing infront of you and your smile and the melody of your laughter is sending his stomach tingling. Is this what people call ‚love at the first sight‘? Because if so, that's definitely what's happening right now. A girl? Not to mention a very beautiful one? Playing his favorite game almost better than he himself does? And on top of that she's funny and seems nice so far? He'd be damned if he'd let this opportunity slide. He could be living the dream of many, many men and he's not one to pass a chance he'd like to take.

„You know, what do you think about us just logging out for now and grab a coffee together? Getting to know each other and continuing our talk offline?“ he smirks, eyes big and full of hope.

„Hmm, I guess that does sound fair, I mean, I owe you one for all the teasing and for your broken computer, huh?“

„You totally do,“ he says as a wide smile starts spreading across his lips.

[myvelouri]

Can I tell you about my day?

Okay, haha sooo

I was sick for like 3 weeks straight right. I went into work today. It was hectic. There was this good looking couple that came in. The dude was super tall like 6'6" and I felt like a midget. He had a very cute wife who was playful with me. It wasn’t flirty. She was just open. The guy had a trump supporter hat on. “Trump for president” and he was bigger than me, he was actually really handsome. The hat was offputting. So I was working the fitting room and he stood there waiting for his wife. Well, this other lady who tried on clothes gave HIM her clothes as if he was working there hahaha. Me and him both started laughing. I was like wow she didn’t even LOOK, LOL, WE LOOK NOTHING ALIKE. And he’s laughing and said it made his night. He patted my back. Lmao. We made small talk and it was a lil awkward. You can tell like, we aren’t the same. He’s super right wing, I’m more left but in the middle, still wouldn’t wear a trump supporter anything of course. Honestly I liked him but he was just. Idk. He had a camo shirt, jeans, very very southern lol. So like. Yeah when he left he waved to me and said bye. I thought that was rather sweet actually.

After work I went to the bar for the first time in forever. Cause I was sick so long. Uh I met the regulars. This one guy said he liked my besrd but hated my hair. The others were like “the thing is you have beautiful hair…. But you wear it like THAT” and all I could say is I like it like this. So yeah. That dude ended up buying us all a drink lmao, Eddie was his name. Older dude. Definitely drunk but yeah he kept repeating himself.

I’m really skimming through, there was a lot of details

Okay anyway, I met Sam, the waitress who now is actually my friend and actually trusts me as a person. Which is sweet.

She asked if I was gonna be at Whataburger. She wanted to hang out with me and just me. Sweet.

So I go to Whataburger. She said she was gonna be off in 30 mins. So like. One of my buddies wanted to ask her out. He got her number. I cheered him on. He wanted me to hype him up. And I tried but she told me she’s not into him. There was another guy she said bye to and said “see that guy is more my type” and I was like SAM?! HIM?! and I was so like, lol. Wtf. Lol she likes nerdy guys, dad bods. That combo. Yikes. But whatever floats your boat. She’s very cute.

So I went to whataburger. This dude calls out to me. Kind of a weird dude. And he’s like “yo I saw you at the bar” and we talked. And he said this to me. I’m so tired of hearing this and I don’t understand where it’s coming from or why I’m exuding this vibe. He said “yeah man I don’t wanna be offensive but I thought you were gay” and I’m like no dude. I’m not. We got into talking. He asked who I was waiting for. He asked like, “if you don’t mind me asking” and I said “Sam” and he was really iffy and said he didn’t want to intrude on anything between me and Sam. I said lmao just go for it dude, me and her are just friends. And I said whatever happens happens, I don’t even know. And he said she gave him her number. He showed me their texts. Lmao he texted her multiple times and she never responded. In my head I was like, bro give up, she’s really not interested. Even I know that. Jesus. Um but, yeah lol. He actually stayed there forever just cause he knew she was gonna come by. It was a bit creepy. He literally stayed with me just to see Sam cause he knew she was coming to see me. As I talked to him. I got a phone call from her. And I couldn’t hear her and I went outside. I told her “SAM WTF, WHY DO YOU HAVE YET ANOTHER GUY INTO YOU, THIS DUDE JOSH, YOU GAVE HIM YOUR NUMBER YESTERDAY?! HAHA HE’S HEAR -WAITING- FOR YOU” and she’s like creeped out by him now. I tell her “do you want me to get rid of him” cause I can. She took too long, so much so that he came out, and I was like SHIT HE SAW US, I WAS GONNA TELL HIM SOMEONE ELSE CALLED ME. OMFG. and at the same time, the guy at Whataburger who always hits on her had just gotten there. I told Sam “HAHA the guy who hits on you all the time is here, he literally just got here as soon as you called me HAHAHA” and she was like “omg noooo! Wtf! Are you serious! I just wanted to hang out with you!” And I said lmao I can get rid of him. But she was on her way. Oof. She actually thought I was elsewhere. She was gonna meet me up somewhere else. But we’re going to a concert in a few weeks. She wants me to take her to the mosh pit. It’ll be insane. One of my favorite metal bands is playing. Lmao my homie who asked her out tonight asked her to a concert. LMFAO. But she’s going with me now. Omfg. I feel bad but she’s not into them. Omfg she said I’d look terrible with glasses, I said “BISH I LOOK CUTE AS FUCK WITH GLASSES” I love fucking with her. She’s such a dick.

I’m not looking for anything. I never get anything. I’m always a safety blanket for women, women I like, and they keep me by while I watch them get with other guys. Actually, that’s how it used to be for me, but, I guess it’s happening again, and I’ll take it cause you know why? Cause girls have been totally rejecting my friendship. So the fact that Sam is actually a friend, I’ll take it!

Also the guy, Josh, who waited with me, I dropped him off to his car. He was too drunk to drive earlier but he said he thought I looked like Russell Brand. Wooow haven't heard that in a while.

And there was another drunk guy who stopped me and was like "HEY YOU'RE THAT COMEDIAN, HES ENGLISH, UH UH" and I said "yeah? I'm Russell Brand?" And he flipped out and said yes. His girl was like "no don't listen to him!" And she cowered away embarrassed as fuck.

Yeah I'm annoyed. I love Russell Brand, but I don't look like him. I have crazyish hair and a beard but come on. And I'm also not fucking gay. I've never dealt with this before. But yeah

A lot of ppl shitting on my hair. It's longer than usual but. Meh.

[sweet-xoxo-thatcares]

I'm so tired of the world telling me where I should live, where I should go, who should I marry, and who to not fall in love with.

I'm sick of being careful not to upset the very same gay people who expect equal rights and pronouns, but you can't even do the same for me because I'm a black female who's pan and doesn't have any serious relationship experience yet, because just like the job world, they look at you and go "oh you don't look the part"

Well you know what fuck the system. And I wish another girl would look at me to domme me, but I can't domme her....that's some fucked up shit and tells me everything I need to know about you.

You can't dish what you put out. How you explain what you'd like to do to me in the bedroom, explains exactly who you are in the relationship and how you treat other people.

This mitch, mars wanted me to agree to giving her consensual unconsensual consent. Which meant she could have power to eat me out even in my fucking sleep and do whatever she wanted to do to me whenever she wanted it.

I said helll no, not unless I absolutely trusted you with my life. And real talk, opening up that convo on the 4th or 5th day of talking to me, meant she had no respect for me.

And I hate that, because who the fuck wants to touched everyday like that? That sounds like a sex addict. I would only want to be woken up to head, if you woke me up 1st. Otherwise Im kicking you in my sleep bitch.

And then I don't like the whole dynamic of the bdsm culture. The role someone wants to give you, you can't take it off? And then they get mad at you for wanting to dom them as if its disrespectful and you just fucking rammed my asshole like yesterday wtf??

That's why I don't need to be with a dom who just wants to take control of everything and let you tolerate their bullshit. I don't even like doing bdsm everyday so why the fuvk would I agree to doing something like that?!

We could be at my the grocery store and this mf is thinking about fucking my ass up, me on the other hand is serious af trying to find a line or express self checkout.

This is why I don't get along with dominant women or men who think that I owe them anything and have these ridiculous wish lists that they wouldn't even do for me?!@@!

Like are you crazy, are you nuts? You expect me to give up my body, my respect, my dignity, my care for myself and I just told you this bdsm idiot practically beat me when I could barely walk...drunk/high and you thought this was a good starter conversation???

And on top of that, your mouth said off instinct, "I would have done the same thing. I hate brats" when I said she used to.use abandonment as a punishment because I told her that I have childhood trauma and abandonment issues.

And you told me the exact same thing 😒

Wtf

Like woww, this person used my trauma against me and you basically just fucking agreed and then took it back once I said I don't fuck with doms who use that as a punishment.

Yall some manipulative ass, trifling whores out here.

You basically praising a mf who didn't even provide me with aftercare, said I had to get it from somewhere else. Then when I get an actual bf, this mf gaslighted me for being with him WHEN YOU WERENT EVEN PROVINDING ME NO TYPE OF LOVE, CARE, OR SUPPORT CAUSE YO ASS JUST WANTED ME TO SIT DOWN, RIDE YOUR STRAP, AND POKE MY ASS FOR YOU, BUT ONLY WHEN YOU WANTED TO BECAUSE YOU SWORE TO YOUR FIANCE YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE ANYTHING BUT LUST FOR ME.

WHO THE FUCK WAS I FOOLING WITH.

MARS IM GLAD YOU QUIT ON ME BECAUSE YOU SOUND JUST LIKE THE QUITTER I QUIT ON.

[demonproofboi]

🌈 + hello!!!! my bfu blog is @demonshaniac. im a strong shaniac (if it wasn't obvious lol) // i really liked the fried chicken & ramen episodes of worth it // I'm that stereotypical bitch and i really like Eugene bc he's my goals in life ❤️

@demonshaniac Eugene is everyone’s goals, let’s be honest friend

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extra comments: your mobile theme is so #aesthetic. I love your icon and I love your url!!! it’s such a great url omg I’ll never get tired of it. 

ash I still can’t believe we’re actually mutuals and I’m very honored by that. you are such a nice person!!! thank you so much for following me!! ❤️❤️❤️

(hey, want a blograte too?)

[glalitites]

Yo I gotta admit I saw your tags on that "femmes" post and I SO FUCKING SUPPORT YOU!!! lol. Just the other day I was trying to talk about "girls being assaulted by grown men" and this person was like, "no, it's not girls, it's femmes**" Like wtf? First of all not all girls are "feminine," secondly it IS a lesbian term, and finally I'm sick and tired of people pretending "being feminine" automatically gives you the life experience of being afab!! It doesn't!! Those are 2 different things!!!!

SRSLY TF.... ARE WE GONNA START CALLING MEN BUTCH OR SMTH??? that shit just isnt on im sorry, im not ‘femme’ im a woman, leave femme to the people whose terminology it actually is 

i agree about the afab thing too tbf, i think we reaaaaally need to start differentiating sex + gender more if this is the direction its going

[knucklepuckle]

I feel and look so fat all the time how do I make it stop god I am so worthless and I just need everything to stop for a while and I need a person to just appreciate me like fuck I'm trying. I'm trying to workout two hours everyday and eat little calories and I'm trying to get rid of anxiety and depression and I'm trying to keep my grades up and I'm trying to love and be grateful but not too much because then it gets annoying and I'm so tired of having so many boundaries god I feel so fat help

yo yo yo listen to me my dood. your worth is not based on the way you look nor is it based on the love/appreciation anyone else has for you. what matters is that you are healthy and happy, and i think we both know that working out so much and eating a small amount of calories isn’t healthy nor is it sustainable. it will ultimately lead to bingeing, an e.d, and fun fact, your body will learn to hold onto excess fat because it will go in survival mode at that point. it sounds like you are trying to control a lot of things in your life and that’s the cause for a lot of e.d’s: an underlying need for control. it’s good to have goals and to want to be a better version of yourself, but you have to realize that perfection is not achievable. it’s simply not possible as we are humans. accept the reality of the nature of life and it’s hardships. also, know that it’s okay to feel extremely grateful/blessed everyday. i’m probably hella annoying with how often i talk about how happy and alive i feel right now, but i don’t care. i deserve to be at this place in my life, and i think everyone else, including you, does too. here are some of my tips:

1. start putting bodily functions before your appearance. this means that you need to start realizing all the things your body does for you. i used to be SO insecure about my big ass thighs and excess inner thigh fat, but then i realized that these thighs are fuckin STRONG MY MANS!! LIKE SHIT I CAN JUMP AND DANCE AND CLIMB BUILDINGS AND EXPLORE AND I LOVE ALL OF THESE THINGS!!! and my lil tummy helps me digest food and do ab workouts that make me feel FUCKIN AWESOME and function as a regular person and just WOW MY BODY IS SO COOL IT DOES SHIT!!! AND YOURS DOES TOO!!! the moment you begin to change the between aesthetic and action is the moment everything changes. you then begin to love things that you never thought you would.

2. wear clothes that make you feel confident.

3. start speaking OUT LOUD about your body in a positive way. fun fact (i have multiple people who can verify this LMAO), when i come out of the shower, i literally just stare at myself in the mirror for like half an hour sometimes. i just talk about how cute i am LMAO SOUNDS CONCEITED BUT BOI ! it really does make a huge difference. 

4. this is so weird, but whenever i had a negative thought about my appearance, i would say “jessica, you are not fuckin welcome here”. i had a name for the ‘bully’ in my head. a lot of my friends do this now, and for some reason. it really makes me giggle and kinda forget about the negativity LMAO

for a long time i really hated everything about the way i looked, but now, things have changed. at the beginning of this year, we had some thing in class where we were supposed to name 3 things we liked about the person sitting next to us, and my friend said she liked my hair, eyelashes, and makeup. i dont blame her for saying these things, but wtf? i didnt want to be known as the pretty girl. i dont want to be known as someone who has a nice body either. i want to be known as someone who is kind, passionate, hard-working, funny and smart. THAT is what matters in this life, not having a slim waist or being attractive. sure, there are assholes out there who will pick you apart, but you have to learn to build that confidence up. i wasnt always a bad bitch. i was really insecure years ago. but all my friends knew i was the confident one (even if i actually wasnt at the time) and eventually i become that girl. yes, it’s important to take care of yourself, but come at it with the right intentions. you will never stick to working out if you’re only doing it for physical results, believe me. eat healthy and excercise because you’ve been blessed with a body to be able to do so. eat those damn scones if you wanna. remember, working out is not a punishment and eating is not the reward :)