#I'm actually pretty proud of this whoopsie

[portal-patters]

another poll wahoo:

[amethystfairy1]

Hi Amethyst! It's been a hot minute since I sent an ask in, but I have been reading both fics every day (still obsessed lmao) (also I name changed btw, used to be ElenaLoo)

Anyways, I had written a whole ask waxing eloquent on all the wonderful things going on in ttsbc, but I accidentally shut off my computer partway through and frankly I can't be bothered to write it all out again lmao. Just. It's beautiful (wow isnt that so meaningful and deep? im sure you're feeling very complimented rn)

The REAL thing I wanted to talk about was Traveling thieves (which is by far my favorite fanfic of ALL TIME), and all the amazingness in ttsbc made me forget it even existed for the past few weeks. But the other day I was just like "oh yeah. Traveling thieves." and then i reread the whole thing. whoopsies.

Ummm anywyas there's so many thoughts in my head about all the little guys, but recently I've been on an Imp and Skizz obsession (just scroll on my page for .2 seconds and you'll see) and YOU. You left them on a CLIFFHANGER. >:((( (not actually mad btw). I just. so excited for them. They're out alone in the woods right now and Skizz is going to have the perfect opportunity to kill Impulse and get away and I just am falling apart thinking about them. (I drew them to cope lol, posted on my blog but also later here so that I can talk about it more). I can see this playing out a few ways. Obviously Skizz isn't actually going to kill Impulse, so he's either going to 1) make up some excuse as to why he can't do it right then, but still plans to do it eventually, or 2) he does it. but he doesn't. Skizz attacks Impulse when he's not expecting it, there's a scuffle, and Skizz comes out on top---BUT THEN HE CAN"T FINISH IT!!! and it's a whole thing where even tho skizz tried to kill him, imp is still so understanding and skizz cries and impulse just freaking gives him a hug and

sigh

Whatever you do will be beautiful, I'm sure. I think you mentioned you're switching to tt after this fic, so crossing my fingers it's imp and skizz. (Though, would also be very happy with Martyn and Ren :P) (or anything really i just love tt)

Anyways, I had the art on my blog but I'm also putting it here so i can say things about it to you

Mostly I'm just very proud of their expressions, with Impulse being all concerned glancing over at Skizz, meanwhile Skizz is completely deadpan staring forwards, also looking very tired bc he needs a break from this universe. Also I switched up my Impulse design a lil bit from last time (if u even remember that lol it was months ago now). you would think, just looking at them, that Impulse took way longer to design, but nope, I was messing around with Skizz for at least double the time, trying to figure out how to have him facing forward whilst still showing some of the scars on his back. I gave up eventually xD (all that means is that im gonna have to draw him again later, from different angles)

actually that made me remember a question I had: are you planning to ship Imp and Skizz? Ik you said Zed and Tango are going to be a thing far in the future, but... skizzpulse? plzzzz plz pretty please haha im not obsessed

aaaaaand that reminds me of another question, is skizz going to be in ttsbc? (pretty please also same question as tt, if he was in ttsbc, are him and impulse together? Im addicted to them all i care about these days is some good imp and skizz shipfics, and you're such a fantastic writer, both with plot and the vibes of the words themselves. u could write such good imp and skizz. just imagine the possibilites! (am i selling it?))

aaaaaanyways. im gonna go reread the old tt skizz fics because theyre delicious and painful, like eating knives. u have a good day :))

HIIIIIII

I ADORE THIS ART SO MUCH! I gave you all my rambles on the reblog but it's SOOOOO COOL!

I'm sad the waxing eloquent about TTSBC is gone 😭 but that's ok!

I'm so glad you're enjoying TT and all the drama going on in there! Imp and Skizz are definitely having a time and a half with all of this nonsense going on...I love all your theories! I won't confirm or deny anything of course, but I'm so happy you're excited for them!

I will not be shipping Imp and Skizz, sorry! I just personally don't ship them, so they're gonna remain platonic...I mean, in TT who knows what the hell they're doing to be fair 😆 but yeah, Zedango is going to be a thing in the distant future, but no Skizzpulse! Sorry!

Skizz is not in TTSBC at the moment, that doesn't mean he never will be! Just haven't found a spot for him yet...and no, he also would not be with Impulse, I'm so sorry I just don't ship them personally! I think it's a very cute ship tho!

Enjoy rereading the TT Skizz fics!!! Thank you again for the gorgeous art!!!! I love it!!! 💖

[kirbycabbit]

Windmill Whoopsies. [Klonoa Beach Volleyball Redraw]

I never drew Balue before so I'm actually pretty proud of this one!

Original screenshot ^

[rosedeleca]

My beloved bluebell (tied up) and Elation (she doesn't get a more conventional name because I got frustrated trying to find her one)

This is just going to be a lot of me yapping so I'll leave that under the read more

They're not in the alien stage competition because I'm determined not to give myself more shit to do but I couldn't stop myself from making them.

Their personalities are also in flux, I'm forcing myself to have fun with these two so it's going to take a while for me to get their whole back stories sorted out. I'm proud of the art I made so I'm sharing that though.

Elation is a mad scientist type. she cares and loves Bluebell but in the way someone loves their favorite possession, She'd kill for her of course but just because Blue Bell is "hers". Probably got it from Rhocera treating all of her pets like her possessions, like pretty decorations. Because of this she doesn't actually know what love is, the only thing she's ever experienced is something cheap and fake.

Bluebell is based on a character that was a vampire, so I got to figure out how to give her vampire vibes without overdoing it. All I know is that it's probably Elations fault, Elation has fucked up a lot of bluebell's DNA with shit over the years. Bluebell would be more willing to drink and ingest the weird science shit Elation brings her if it was less painful, Bluebell has a low pain tolerance and most of Elations stuff at the very least gives her the largest headache. Bluebell doesn't know what love is either, I haven't made her owner yet so I'm not sure how specifically she's gotten fucked up.

(whoopsies, give them both mommy and daddy issues)

My first sketches of the freaks :)

Doodle page :D

The oc's that they were based on actually, so this ^ is older art. Elation has sideways goat eyes :D.

Fun fact that art of her choking out Blue Bell was made using a reference photo I took of myself choking out a baseball bat that was somewhat neck width :D

[whysamwhy123]

✨Fic Writing Review 2023✨

Tagged by the wonderful dynamic duo that is @aerodaltonimperial and @perhapswhoknowsvamp and it's very fitting that those two lovely people tagged me because they're a big reason why I wrote much of anything this year! Took me a while to get this done because I wanted to get my last fic of the year out the door first. I'll put the rest below the cut, and fair warning - it's loooooong. This bitch doesn't shut up, so I rambled on. A lot.

Words and Fics

76, 222 words published on AO3 in 2023

15 fics published on AO3 (16 if you count that one kinkmeme prompt I filled and posted anonymously)

2 little tumblr ficlets

Top 3 by Kudos

Voice in the Dark - Hookhausen (not super surprising, considering it was a popular pairing at the time, and it was the fic I wrote for the anniversary event)

Kids These Days And Their Darn Phones - Hookhausen

Half Your Age Plus Seven - OrangeHook (I continue to be incredibly surprised how well this fic did, like...huh?!)

Top 3 by Hits

Voice in the Dark - Hookhausen

Voice in the Dark, Part Two - Hookhausen (how fitting, LOL)

Half Your Age Plus Seven - OrangeHook (Seriously, what was it about this fic that drew people in? More so than any of my other OrangeHook fics? Like, I'm grateful and all but also confused, like this fic is way too long?! And weird about the age difference?!)

Author's Favourite

As much as I'm loving writing OrangeHook now, I think Voice in the Dark, Part Two is probably the best thing I've written? Even though it's also overly long and gets weird at the end (very much did not expect it to go in that direction when I started writing it), I'm actually pretty proud of how that one turned out. I had a clear vision in my head for how each scene would play out and what I wanted to get across, and man, I remember how most of the Hook/Evilhausen dialogue popped into my brain late one night when I couldn't sleep, so I spat it out into a doc and then about a month later when I actually wrote the scene, I don't think I changed a single word? I just added everything else around it, all the not-dialogue parts. And it was just a lot of fun getting to carry on that story, especially as someone who hasn't managed to crank out a proper multi-chapter fic yet. Who knows, maybe I'll return to that world someday...

Fandom Events in 2023

Uh, well, I guess I did the whole Hookhausen Anniversary thing? And...that's about it. I'm pretty disconnected from the fandom at large, whoopsie daisy 😬

Upcoming Projects

Hoo boy.

I have over 5k words of a Ricky/Christian Sugar Baby AU thing written already. I haven't posted it because it kinda needs some smut and that's still not something I can really do. I might post it someday, if I can make something work, or alternatively do what I normally do and put an annoying fade to black in there. Or maybe I'll think better of it and never post it because it's very self-indulgent and I highly doubt anyone else would really be interested or want me to continue it or anything. But I have Ideas for it...so many ideas...

Also, in my ill-fated quest to try and make myself write smut, I kinda started a Ricky/Bill championship celebration fic. Maybe I'll revisit that? Try to get it done?

And then there's that one fic I really want to work on, but have barely started. I've vague-posted about it here before - it's an incredibly fucked-up Dead Dove fic about Daniel Garcia and a Very Bad, Not-Good thing that happens to him, and the subsequent complete mental breakdown that follows. I've had the idea rattling around in my brain for the better part of a year at this point, despite not making much actual progress on it. Every time I think about it though, I have new ideas for scenes or dialogue. I'd like to make it work, but I don't know if I have the writing chops to handle it, plus it would probably end up being super long and nobody would want to read it, so it'd feel like a huge waste of time on my part? And I've had the idea for so long, it's out-dated too. But still, the urge remains...

Oh, and I still have a ton of OrangeHook ideas I'd like to make happen. Some are, of course, about their age difference. Some would (ideally) involve smut. And others... *nervous laughter* Others would likely result in an ''Everyone disliked that'' situation...

Writing Reflection

I was thinking about making a sappy post about this and whoops, here's my excuse! I don't talk a lot on here about my tragic backstory because honestly, who cares? But I will say this - before January of this year, I hadn't written a word of anything in years. Fic or otherwise. I used to love writing, but Stuff Happened and it killed all enjoyment I got out of it, and I thought that's how it would be forever. Then, for reasons I can't even remember, I started reading fic again, specifically in this wild little fandom of ours, and y'all are just so talented that it made my untalented ass want to give it another shot. So...I did.

I remember when I posted my first fic in ages back in January, I thought ''Maybe about three people will read this and no one will leave a comment or anything, but whatever, I wrote a thing and that's something I haven't done in years so that's enough for me!'' And to be honest, I still think that whenever I post stuff now? It's crazy to me that anyone actually reads my stuff and gets some kind of kick out of it. But every kudos and comment floors me and brings me so much joy, I can't even express it properly. I have to say a huge thank you to anyone who's ever read one of my fics, left kudos or dropped a comment. Whoever and wherever you are, you made my day!

And look, I ain't delusional. I know that calling myself a small fish in the fandom would be too generous. But I'm fine with that - because I'm genuinely enjoying writing again and that's what matters most to me. Even though I've also rediscovered how stressful writing can be (🙂🙂🙂) when it comes down to it, there's joy and happiness in my life that wasn't there last year and that's all because I started writing again. And because some lovely folks here decided to let me know they liked what I was throwing out there. The years have not been kind to ol' Sammy Sam-Sam and this year was no exception, but getting to forget about all that shit and write my silly little wrestling fanfiction has been a great distraction and a comfort through this whole year.

So...yeah. Thanks to everyone who's ever commented on my writing, thanks to the folks who follow me on here (I don't know how you manage that though, I'm such an annoying bitch, aren't you sick of me yet?) and thanks to anyone who I've had the chance to chat with about writing and ships and whatever silly little ideas pop into my head (any of y'all feel free to message me at any time, I am always down to blab about whatever blorbos/ideas take your fancy). I'm hoping I can keep this train a-rollin' a little more next year. Still thinking back to when I started writing again, I made my new AO3 account expecting to write Dustjim only, but then I quickly decided I couldn't write those two well enough, and since then I've bounced around a bunch of different pairings, with a few rarepairs shoved in between for good measure. God only knows where my head will be at this time next year, LOL. I'd love to finally be able to attempt some of the bigger ideas I've been cooking up for a while now. Maybe I'll even write a proper multi-chapter fic? We'll see, but this bitch can dream, at least.

Rules:

Feel free to show whatever stats you have. Only want to show Ao3 stats? Rock on. Want to include some quantitative info instead of stats? Please do this. Want to change how yours is presented? Absolutely do that. Would rather eat glass than do this? Please do eat glass, I’ve heard it’s good for your gums.

I'm not going to tag anyone because I'm pretty sure everyone I know who writes has already been tagged? So if you're reading this and you haven't, go ahead and do it! By which I mean, eat glass. Eat all the glass that you want. Accidents happen in the dark.

[siunytoons]

I SAW SOMEBODY DO THIS

so its like how ppl think they'd b aligned w fears as an avatar? girl idk I just wanna do it cuz boredemmm

Eye: ermm I dunno. I'm a little slow w observing stuff sometimes and I don't rlly care when people watch me. lwk indifferent to this one cuz I'm not that much of a curious person. so not that compatible I don't think! whoopsie daisies

spiral: hmmm. I'm like super sane. sometimes I'm disorganized sometimes I'm not, but that's not super relevant. I'm not afraid I'm going like, cray or anything. I'm just kinda there tbh. prolly not aligned!

The flesh: hrmm. maybe. like, I don't hate how I look, personally I think I'm pretty, but sometimes I wanna just reshape myself. but like, not obsessively. so also prolly not aligned

the lonely: honestly? yeah tbh. I've got friends and crap but I tend to be isolating myself. not like, on purpose or anything, but it just kinda happens. I gotta fight to actually be noticed occasionally and it TOTALLY sucks. maybe aligned!

the slaughter: nope. I'm the least violent person I know

hunt: also no. super spooked by being chased and chasing people. it makes me nervous and I don't think I'd be aligned well.

the stranger: hey queens! also not aligned. wow, I am on a nonaligned combo here. call me the average joe cuz I am powering through this! I never ever really felt like I wasn't quite human or a stranger to anyone. I'm like, friendly and nice and not super into blending into a crowd too much

web: err, no. maybe when I was like younger cuz like, I'd cry to get out of trouble. but what kid didn't do that. Im a control freak sometimes, but that was all kinda in the past tbh. I'm a way better person now and honestly Im proud. non aligned! (I hope)

dark: nope. sunlight's just better. sorry queens

end: girl if ur not afraid of dying I'm afraid of u sorry! (jk). Srsly though. DEF not aligned

desolation; NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. whoever finds it fun to destroy things that make others happy? U make me SICK. def not aligned. love siun!

corupptionnnn: wow I just realized I snatched the "the" outta the fears after a bit. whoops! anyway, Im kinda indifferent to sickness and bugs. like, bees are my OPP. but I know they're natural and I share the world with them so like, why let it control me y'know? as for diseases, its whatever. I mean, it totally sucks ot get them, but also natural. non aligned!

buried: EW. DISGUSTING. NO. I absolutely HATE confined spaces. If I was ever an avatar of this I would DIE.

the vast: actually, maybe. this is the one I kinda lean towards mostly cuz like I'm always kinda head in the clouds lost in the sauce and all that jazz. I need an intervention for my constant spacing out. so like, probably my top one as of now. Plys, oceans and skies are kinda cool tbh. ESPECIALLY THE OCEAN. a little scary, but the beach oh em geeee. ily ocean <3

the extinction: who wants this. like genuinely. everyone hates this fear. KILL THIS FEAR. human life is NOT being eradicated. I love being alive

YURRT FINISHED!!!! What I've concluded is that I am a very normal person. thank you for listening to my tedtalk

[ant-bunny]

GUYS

I'm really happy with this cover art, I actually think it's kinda pretty

simple, but kinda pretty

I made it with a fraction of a photo I took of the sunset through a tree + silhouette of oc kinda thing

it's kinda spoilers for the song I released though whoopsie, I just wanted to show it separately cause I'm proud of it lol

[archived-and-moving]

Reading textbook chapters can be so ugh dude (is in the middle of reading stuff for his and had to stop in the middle. whoopsies.) However I've been trying to like. plank or do push-ups for one paragraph then rest while reading. Idk why but it's like as soon as I sit down to read informational text my brain is like alrighty boys deploy as much energy as you can. Make him want to run a 5k. But this works pretty well! (except for the fact that I Cannot plank very long. started out on every two paragraphs then off one but my arms got tired.) but i feel like those dude bros in the movies, working out and getting smort.

Ada;lkj bestie congrats on your last semester, that's such an awesome thing to be able to celebrate!! And also tacking onto that. How could you not brag about six associates degrees. That's incredible! I'm having trouble arranging my core classes around two. Six is awesome!!! Literally so excited for you to graduate w/ seven whole degrees in your hand.

And oh yeah yeah yeah Ori and the Blind Forest!! Saw those giftsets you rbed and sent a couple to a good friend of mind who's obsessed w/ those kinds of indie games. She'd already played it, but she Highly recommended it to me, so it's actually on my list of games to play. And ough Omori!! I haven't heard too much about it, but I really like it's art style and score! Super spooky!

I'm glad you're doing alright, all things considered!

I myself and doing pretty good as well. Our school for some reason makes us go on break and THEN has midterms a week later, so I finished up some mid-terms/finals last week and am starting some new classes this semester. Taking speech to get it out of the way so that I (hopefully) won't have to take it in college. But oh man is my teacher an interesting one. The way she formats her class it's easy to pass, but we quite literally have a quiz! Every day! Until late february!

Just finishing up some homework for that and another class. (Trying to get ahead since she posts the videos we listen to ahead of time, but it is terribly disinterested so that's incredible. /s) Other than that though doing good myself. Sport is starting up again soon, and I'm overall enjoying life.

Hmm artistic endeavors. I've been doodling a lot. I haven't really done much digital stuff since I haven't been able to get into the mood, did do a finitar drawing in pen which. Disappointed and proud of myself at the same time. I'm also planning a kotlc pride month and Other Weeks that I really hope to create something for. But yeah! Lots and lots and lots of doodles.

Thenn writing side I haven't done too much either. Wanted to write something tonight but idk if I'll have time since I have to finish up studying, take a shower and do other house hold stuff. But I've been researching stuff for a fic that is like. My special interest. I LOVE researching about a very specific topic that I will not disclose for...mysterious author reasons.

Though now that you've been talking about games, my mind wandered to Stray, which is probably one of my favorite games I've played. I'd say I'm probably around a third or fourth of the way through, and it's just. incredible. I love dystopian worlds and incredible art, but I also like balancing the stress fight scenes with exploring stuff. Which this game does really well in my opinion. (also. you are a kitty. which I think makes it 17 times better.)

But yeah overall!!! P good! Stressed but like that classic kitten poster, I'm hanging in there.

hiiii quil i was JUST thinking bout you then BOOM you're on my dash. how's your day bestie. how is Life.

hiiii Tobi *twirls hair* *twirls hair* *twirls--

Very sweet of you to ask, I have been doing alright. Had to read three textbook chapters in two days to do an assignment (each chapter takes about an hour) which was OUGH but I did it. And it's a subject I'm interested in so it's okay I forgive the professor. Also got another material sorted (had a bit of a Situation with an access code for a thing, but it's good now)

Basically life has been me getting into the swing of the semester. Final semester! I graduate in April, so that's pretty cool! Doing things a little out of order though because I already have six associates degrees (2 year college degrees) and will just be tacking a high school diploma on the end, but I think that's very impressive of me so I may brag a little bit.

Also been playing some lovely video games lately. Finished Ori and the Blind Forest and am now going for the completionist things and getting all the life/energy cells and such. And started Omori, but haven't gotten very far yet. Adoring it so far though!

I am doing alright, is the summary! How is your day and your Life, Tobi? Read anything good recently? Done any fun artistic things? Drank water? I hope your life is being kind to you :)

[feegless]

PSD 001. THE NEXT DAY

Black & white psd with a hint of pink

Doesn’t have a border because I haven’t figured that out yet

Great for if you’re having to deal with terrible lighting (I’m looking at you BBC)

POC friendly with adjustment folders to preserve skin tone

Free to download from here

For personal use only

Please like/reblog if using it and credit me

My Ko-fi is here but please consider donating to BLM. There are ways to donate by streaming or playing games on there too

[dexpairs-blog]

My Grim hcs because yea.

He follows MC around like a dog(or a newborn duck lol) because of the imprinting phenomenom, basically it's when baby animals are born and the first person/animal they see they think it's their mom. Grim canonically has NO FAMILY so he obviously gets very attached MC.

Grim randomly sits on MC or cuddles up to them, if they're laying in bed this mf will lean against their sides and demand to be pet. Yes my child, anything for you🥺

He chases the laser pointer. Once MC used the mini laser pointer they had on their key chain as a joke and he actually followed it!! MC doesn't do that a lot cause they fearthat it might hurt his eyes.

Loves, loves, LOVES when you rub his belly even better if you kiss it. It tickles him lol.

If you're an annoying fucker like me who likes to randomly lean on their pets when they're vibing, Just know that he'll threaten to scratch you.(but he won't actually do that LMAOO).

Becomes a super annoying cat when Crowley it's around.

Yuu: "Oh! That's a pretty cup headmaster!"

"why yes! It's my favourite! You may take a closer look for i am gracious!"

Grim: *""accidentally"" knocks it over while making eye contact with the headmaster*

Grim: "whoopsie~! Silly me!" *snickers*

Crowley is crying in a corner.

If Yuu decides to join "Let's Bully Crowley" hours he'll be so happy.

You didn't hear this from me but he's friends with Lucius. After class they always hang out till Yuu has to leave for another class.

This gremlin baby uses Crowley's things as scatching posts. Once Crowley came back to his office only to find his seat destroyed.

He also likes to set Crowley's things on fire GSKSGSKSGS-

My son is an arsonist.

I'm so proud of him🥺🥺

Anyways back to cute Grim hours

If he aces a test he DEMANDS that you cuddle him and shower him with affection.

Tell him you're proud of him RIGHT NOW.

He purrs!! (I know that he canonically does that but i hate how his purrs sounds) he does that when he's relaxed or when he's asleep. He has a very loud purr i might add, it's not unpleasant tho. It's actually the contrary!!

He's a mini heater, he's super warm and the perfect size to cuddle with so he's the best cuddle buddy. ∞/10.

If he naps on you, YOU AIN'T MOVING. It's the golden rule.

He actually likes being carried like a baby, if you do that he'll lean on your chest and snuggle closer to you!

Doesn't like cat food, he thinks it smells nasty. Now can he have that chicken tender that you don't seem to eat?

^ how Grim's purrs sound like (hc)

[ranposlittle]

Hey hello! I don't know if you still do thees, but could you give me a match up??(I understand if you don't) I'm an avarage height girl, like 170cm. (virgo)I am quite independent, and usually responsible for my friends, except for food, there i am terrible. I love to learn new things, astronomy and literature are two if my favourite things! I took aikido when i was younger and still remember some of it. My friends say i am very chill, but when i get angry, i just will kill everything. Thank you!

nzmmisli asked: Oh and my enneagram is 6w5, didn't have enough space to put in one ask... Whoopsie

I ship you with...

🍇 John Steinbeck 🍇

It's easy to dismiss a simple guy like John and if it wasn't for your natural personality to dig deeper, to understand the big picture, to learn more, and to know more; you would have missed how good of a partner he can be for you, too.

You are the ultimate independent woman with your sign being in Virgo and being a 6w5. You tend to rely on yourself to get things done and you can achieve anything you set your mind into. You're always thinking and analyzing, looking at how to make improvements in to everything you see and although it is quite an impressive attitude, it can lead to overthinking and stress. The good thing is, John is as easy going as the summer breeze and he can come to your rescue during your mind gets too much. He'll know just what to do to get your mind off of things even for a moment and have a bit of a breather. John takes great care of the people he values to the point of spoiling them and he will do the same to you. He'll spend his time and energy in making sure that you're always happy or satisfied. He knows to not be overbearing though and would let you do your own thing while he does his own, as well. He's a hard worker and he loves that you are, too. John is very proud to have such a strong woman like you in his life and because of this, he cherishes you greatly.

Virgos like yourself tend to have a calm and almost detached exterior but deep inside, you're a passionate woman with a tender heart. But John knows people aren't always what they seem on the surface so he can recognize that your impassiveness can be caused by your fear of being vulnerable and getting hurt in return. Because he understands this, he would let you take your time in building a strong foundation of trust with him. Your relationship will bud naturally as you get to know what lies beneath each other's surfaces.

John is actually a pretty cunning man. He would surprise you immensely with just how intelligent he actually is. He may look like a nice, harmful man on the outside but somewhere inside of him lies an ambitious man, driven to achieve his goals in any way possible. You're impressed with intellectual stimulation and John can do just that. He will be able to teach you a handful of new things especially if you're okay with getting a bit dirty (in a let's-plant-some-vegetables type of way but it can also be in a sexy way if you're down with that, too). Since John spent a lot of times outdoors, he possesses a good amount of knowledge about constellations, the weather, the placement of the sun, moon phases, and other things that also has an impact when it comes to farming. It'll be given that one of your dates will be on the nicest hill he knows where you can have a little picnic under a big tree in the afternoon and have the best spot to stargaze at night. John knows how to enjoy the simple things and this could complement your calm and earthly spirit.

Overall, I think you'll be a good pair as John is someone who is patient and nice, he wouldn't mind if you take your time establishing a relationship with him; but at the same time, he's passionate and strong. He will let you take control of some aspects of your relationship but he won't be a pushover either. He's honest, faithful and loving; he will take great care of you in any way that you need. John would gladly take on the responsibility of cooking for you as a token of how much he loves you and more. He may not have much but John will offer you anything that he could give and would work hard to keep you happy. In a way, you're also quite similar. You both have a chill and easy-going personality but when provoked or if it's for the things that matters to you, you won't hesitate to fight with everything that you got. Of course John has his ability to protect him so he can assure you that there's not a lot for you to worry about (since a Virgo like you can be quite the worrier), and in return, you can ease his worries by showing him some of the Aikido moves you can still remember. Life with John could feel easy and relaxing, you both don't have any complicated needs to fulfill and you can understand each other's personality. As long as nobody messes with either of you, then everything will just be peaceful.

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Thank you for sending this in, nzmmisli~ ❤️ I'm sorry it took me a long time to finally get to your request. I hope this was worth it, though! I hope you enjoyed it and made you happy even just a tiny bit hehe