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dubina-dawkins · 3 months ago

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is it normal being jealous over the fictional character making out with another fictional character? don't think so

do i care? absolutely not.

#dean you can exchange glances with cas all the way you can #and it's okay #but banging anna was not necessary #I'm absolutely normal #supernatural #spn #dean winchester #jensen ackles #anna milton #dubina stop talking

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alstroermeria · 4 months ago

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screaming, crying, throwing up because there is no carver

#i'm fine #i'm totally fine #i'm not crying myself to sleep bc there is no cunty dilf warden carver in sight #I'm absolutely normal #pls put me down and end my suffering #carver hawke #warden carver #carver da2 #dragon age the veilguard #dragon age dreadwolf #dragon age #da4 #dav #meria #dragon age 2 #da2 #dav spoilers #dragon age veilgaurd spoilers #dragon age the veilgaurd spoilers

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mhsdatgo · 9 months ago

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Jace at Winterfell, probably Daemon and Rhaenys' last conversation because who knows, they're going at Rook's Rest, Daemyra failmarriage, Aemond is titties out, Alicent and Helaena run from a mob, (PULL OUT THE KNIVES WE RIDE AT DAWN🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪) the "fuck dignity. I want revenge." line was Aegon's, (expected but hey) there's a sex scene, is that Helaena or Rhaenyra with who????? Rhaena my baby let me bring you breakfast, strangely no Baela just her scene on Moondancer reused, Aemond calls Alicent a fool for still feeling love for Rhaenyra IN FRONT OF COLE please whack him when you've got the chance, Aegon on Sunfyre, Aegon on Sunfyre, AEGON ON SUNFY-

#beebee babbles #house of the dragon #hotd s2 #hotd trailer #i'm normal #i'm absolutely normal

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sleep-nurse · 1 year ago

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btw guys do you like my playlist

#sunflower rambles #zer0h #i'm absolutely normal #i would add a lot more but like. it's such a slow process #since the song is 3:36 long i thought 33 would be a nice number

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e-turn · 2 years ago

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Aftermath Impact 16 | I am headed on a trip and then i am moving so likely this will be the last update till august! love you guys :)

PREV | NEXT | FIRST

#aaaaah #AAAAAAH #AAAAAAAAAAAHHH #Leo has a little scar on his neck haha #i'm normal #Casey's little ponytail (╥﹏╥)#I'm absolutely normal #Donnie just outside medbay #I'm definitely normal #oh mama Carol is going to need something to mend her heart after these boys #I'm indubitably normal why #*shakes*#good luck with your trip op!!#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #save rottmnt #save rise of the tmnt #unpause rise of the tmnt #aftermath rotmnt comic

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egophiliac · 6 days ago

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don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers #sorry it's even scribblier than usual :') hopefully my chickenscratch is legible #anyway come here and join me in the corner where we go to be embarrassing about anime characters #just. between riddle and trey's dreams i've been thinking a lot about how #trey knew this kid for like two months when he was nine and then never really got over him or how their friendship ended #which. honestly. understandable given the circumstances #and then when they finally met again riddle acted like they'd never met before and neither he nor trey ever intended trey to be his vice #but every time riddle talks about his childhood post-incident it's basically #'oh yeah i constantly thought about trey and che'nya and fantasized about still being friends with them! this is fine and normal'#(there's a bit in one of his birthday cards where he talks about crossword puzzles and shit man that one got me)#idk. i can't put this into words very well #just...the implications that riddle was actively resisting trey's friendship #(presumably because it ended SUPER badly last time and he's learned that if he shows he wants something it gets taken away from him)#and trey had to work REALLY hard to just to get to the point they were at by the time canon starts #that was progress somehow #y'all can call him boring all you want but trey's defining feature really is that he keeps being like #'everything's fine :) this isn't a big deal :) i don't care that much'#(trey on the inside: THIS IS THE BIGGEST DEAL THAT I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT AND I WILL NEVER LET IT GO)#anyway i continue to be absolutely murdered by the timing of riddlepunzel directly after this #riddle's line about not wanting to keep standing in front of a door that's never going to open...#hey. hey silly gacha game about anime disney boys.#you are not actually allowed to do this to me #oh shit oh damn i'm out of tags and i haven't even talked about cater yet. NO BUT I HAVE LOTS OF FEELINGS THERE TOO --#(i am crushed under a falling safe looney tunes style)

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sinkfood · 7 days ago

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did you know there aren't any god-like powers of indigestion

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airaly · 29 days ago

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Someone is getting cocky... i'm sure this won't have consequences at all🤗✨

Previous here

#transformers #transformers prime #tfp #soundstar #starscream #tfp starscream #soundwave #tfp soundwave #this silly thing keep going #i'm absolutely normal!#my art #my stuff #forgot these last time ehehehe

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hailsatanacab · 1 year ago

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A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

#dpxdc #batpham #i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e #immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner?#and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot #after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section'#danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along #my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom #and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan #(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's)#so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets #dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.'#tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!'#dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again'#tim: scandalised gasp #they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny #duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints?#tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone #everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him #damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills?#how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!'#damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but #2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers #(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager)#on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!!#uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha #spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha #anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun #i wanna make these slides so bad

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iri-desky · 11 months ago

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RachelDrawsThis' Dead Plate doodles/refs for the Priest/Demon AU, everyone. I humbly present this to Tumblr. I'm so normal about this guys (lie)

I didn't see these doodle pages posted on Tumblr as their own post, but thanks to @kogglyuffs, I could track them down! Enjoy, y'all-- for all the non-twitter users wondering what the buzz is about (I don't use Twitter but I did have to do some searching). Art drawn by one of the lovely creators of Dead Plate herself, @racheldrawsthis!

#I'm literally so normal #They're absolutely splendid!#These designs are immaculate #Ooooh man oh man #Dead plate #dead plate rody #Dead plate game #Dead plate Vincent #racheldrawsthis #rody lamoree #vincent charbonneau #Dead Plate Priest and Demon AU #Priest and Demon AU #Priest/Demon AU

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taytei · 9 months ago

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he did, indeed, hit my like a stampede

#trigun #vash the stampede #trigun stampede #digital art #fanart #shart from the heart #i'm totally absolutely normal about this series i swear #i didn't spend a weirdly high amount of money so i could get the omninbus deluxe edition of maximum nope #obviously most of these are from the same page #the other one is from my attempt at mermay that i managed to do two days of #and immediately gave up

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chayatorns · 3 months ago

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TOP PIYAWAT PHONGKANITANON IN EVERY YOU, EVERY ME (2024) ทุกๆ เธอที่รัก | Episode 5

#every you every me #every you every me the series #top piyawat #boyslovesource #zeystuff #gif: eyem #special thanks to linnea @gawincaskey. | auyrn @theteatimechronicles and natalie @mosbanks for helping me choose the gif <333 #we collectively ignore the part where you can see still see the logo even tho I blurred it #I had to do it. I just had to. yknow. and I'm probably not the only one who feels absolutely normal

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thedreadvampy · 2 years ago

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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

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