#I'm a classic kind of guy
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Top five favorite cars
Ooof bro, you know the way to my heart 🤤
(In order)
1. '72 Dodge Charger
2. '67 Chevy Impala
3. '70 Ford Bronco
4. '60 Chevy C10
5. '59 TBird
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new enstars characters (nice + 4piece) as tbh/autism creatures ◕_◕ also i color picked them and recolored some pride flags because i can
fuyume -> bigender
ibuki -> nonbinary
esu -> transmasc
raika -> aroace
kanna -> agender
#enstars#i spent way too much time and energy on this#nice arneb thunder#loser name for a loser man#classic rant in the tags let's go#i really hope one of 4piece is genderqueer#favorite character is kanna so far#mr nice guy really went to a middle school chess tournament saw kanna and asked if he wanted to be an idol#esu is just like me fr#gives me so much transmasc energy yk#the big ugly jacket#kind of looks like the sports survivors card#...i'm gonna make the esu tbh and the esu transmasc flag into a pinback button#im ngl i thought 4piece was going to be like a 4chan unit#ensemble stars#long post#enstars fanart#hand crafted sillies#wait no i had another tag#hand-crafted funnies#i think?#hanamura fuyume#taki ibuki#sagiri esu#hojo raika#natsu kanna#4piece#4piece enstars#ensemble stars fanart#i can't see if i tagged that already or not oh well
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Reading the fleetway Sonic comic now and
I'm convinced that Tails is his special little guy??
I mean, he's an asshole, no doubt, but he passes up a party (mind you, he loves being celebrated as a hero so much) to go looking for Tails
He goes looking at his "favorite place" and literally dons shades and a worse attitude at learning Tails was taken
He genuinely cares about him as his buddy? Sure he complains about him or insults hin fairly often, but he clearly likes having Tails around enough to want him back??
Are we gonna talk about how Tails breaks free from Robotnik's control because he can't bear to keep hurting Sonic, because he cares?
This scene too reminds me so much of that scene from Fang the Hunter issue 1 where Tails called for Sonic and Sonic bid himself to be patient and not lash out because Tails is his friend. Like again, Fleetway!Sonic is an asshole, but he's holding back when it comes to Tails even a little bit
There's just constant proof whenever Tails is put in danger or captured that Sonic cares about his well-being. In fact he cares so much he just kind of is just indifferent about those he puts in danger by zeroing in on saving Tails (and those he saves he doesn't necessarily save with intent to). In this issue specifically, Sonic, the animal companions with him, and an unconscious Tails get washed away in a current of water, and rather than worry about his own well-being or those of his companions, he yells at them to keep ahold of Tails in the water so he can take care of the badnik.
Personally I feel like this sequence speaks for itself? Although Sonic is fairly confident, he risks his life on the chance that he can steer the Death Egg off course (and we're not even factoring in whether he can escape in time), and sends Tails away in the only escape pod. He literally gambles his life on this act of saving Emerald Hill and worries first about securing Tails', even if only Tails may end up escaping.
There's also the setting? Tails crying for Sonic and calling him the bravest hedgehog he ever met, Sonic reacting like he didn't just narrowly avoid death and that Tails is just stating the obvious, the two of them floating down in the escape pod during the sunset
I don't have the picture space to show it, but there's also another part of this issue where Sonic continuously nags Tails to stay out of danger and to let him handle everything alone, and then (after falling into a trap), starts talking to himself about how glad he is that Tails wasn't around to see him make such a rookie mistake. It's easy to read as Sonic always leaving Tails behind because he doesn't think much of him or thinks he'll be in the way, but I don't think that's completely true! I get the idea that Fleetway Sonic likes having his buddy around just as much as he wants his buddy to be safe. So he brings him around everywhere he can, but he forces him to hang back during the dangerous bits. And that's not to mention how this issue showed just how much Sonic values Tails' opinion of him.
And BOY does this scene get me
It's like
This is the first time Super Sonic ever appears in StC. Are we going to ignore that Fleetway!Super Sonic stops attacking and reverts back into regular Sonic because of Tails?
This is like Mecha Sonic in Archie's Mecha Madness special all over again, except Fleetway!Super Sonic is under no one's control. He stopped attacking because Tails bids him to remember them.
There's just so many little things about them in my reading so far that I almost can't believe it (and would hit the tumblr photo limit a number of times if I were to show it off)
If I had to label their relationship in StC, I'd say that, to Tails, Sonic is someone he admires greatly. He doesn't seem to be fond of Sonic's attitude (largely when it's aimed at those other than himself), and he expresses criticism as to how vain Sonic is and his eating choices, but ultimately he cares about Sonic enough to stick around with him and go on adventures from time to time. For Sonic, I think Tails is someone he secretly likes having around. He often criticizes him, and depending on his mood he'll do it whenever he gets an opening, but he's also just...bad at feelings. When Tails is in danger, he'll zero in on saving him, almost above all else, and then when he saves Tails he's going off about how he can't trust Tails to be alone, angry and annoyed. He's a jerk, but a jerk who cares more than he lets on about Tails. Tails isn't just some admirer, he's important to him, and at the same time, Tails' is someone whose opinion of him he values. Ahsjsjs and....he's also the kind of guy who would say something like "Hey, that's enough! Only I get to bully Tails!"
Is their relationship healthy? No😂 But also in StC it also comes off like...they're both choosing this. Despite everything they choose to be buddies
Idk I'm fascinated so far😂
The Sonic the asshole and his special little fox
#sonic the hedgehog#fleetway sonic comics#stc#sonic the comic#sontails#unbreakable bond#tails the fox#miles tails prower#fleetway sonic#fleetway tails#i just be ramblin#I cannot express to you guys how surprised I get every time I touch another Sonic property/adaptation and find primo content of my otp#This happens with Archie too‚ but as I've been reading fleetway Sonic it's been hard not to be surprised that no one talks about it#Also after reading Fleetway Super Sonic's debut I kind of hunger for some Fleetway SS/Tails you know?#I'm still crazy about that short scene#It also gets me that fleetway Tails has dealt with Super Sonic before#makes me laugh that his initial reaction is 'Yeah he's gonna destroy stuff and get ticked off easily. just keep your head down and wait#it out'#stc issue 1#stc issue 2#stc issue 3#stc issue 5#stc issue 6#stc issue 7#Idk there's so much I can say so far#I actually kind of agree with both StC and Fang the Hunter's characterization of Classic Sonic the most right now
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Not really an artist (this is my first attempt at digital art) but I was not seeing nearly enough fanart of Odysseus on Calypso's island
#i know he's kinda wonky but anatomy is hard and i wasn't aiming for realism#i also tried to include some easter eggs#gray eyes to match his girlbestie#from his pov penelope's name is engraved in greek on the ring#he's got a little muscle definition but is far from the ripped warrior he was before his daily workout routine#just became “100 reps of looking wistfully at sea”#he's got the thigh scar from the boar ofc but i also wanted to include the rib scar from his war injury#to show both those body parts he had to be dressed kind of scarcely so my headcanon is calypso dresses him that way as a power move#dressing him like a slave to make it clear he belongs to her and to objectify him#i like his eyebags and his funky nose too#the concept is sound guys I'm just not great at the execution#I'm training my perfectionist self to enjoy things even when I'm not good at them yet so posting this is kind of my exposure therapy#epic the musical#odysseus#classic lit#classic literature#epic#homer#homeric epics#the odyssey#the odyssey fanart#odysseus fanart#calypso#tagamemnon
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UNIT, self-preservation, and the Doctor
so UNIT is sus, right, we know this, they're getting too powerful for their own good and I feel like everyone is expecting them to get infiltrated or corrupted or something for a season finale plot twist in the near future. but lately I've been thinking about the weird and impossible position they're in.
so! you're in charge of the planet's main (only? idk what torchwood is up to these days) line of defense against alien attack, and your species has been adopted by a sort of alien trickster god.
this eccentric, erratic alien with apparently godlike power has decided to attach themself to you. The Doctor is benevolent and willing to sacrifice almost anything up to and including their own life for the good of the human race, but they're also unpredictable, unreliable, egotistical. you know what happened the last time a human authority crossed a moral line they decided was unforgivable:
so your organization is technically independent, but there are certain decisions you can't make, otherwise the Doctor might decide the weeds need trimming. you're in theory the highest military authority when it comes to alien conflicts, but if you decide to shoot those guys attacking you with your giant ray gun, there's every chance this guy could crawl out of the woodwork to burn your house down. you can't take any action without also taking the Doctor into consideration.
so what do you do?
maybe when they show up, you take them under your power. they're humanity's strongest asset and you need to make sure you have at least some measure of control over their actions.
but now that you've got them, how do you keep them from wandering off on a whim? how do you keep them inclined to work with you?
you formally grant them the power that is de facto already theirs. you rely on them, blatantly and obviously, making it clear that you need their help and their presence to have any hope of survival. you flatter their ego and encourage their attachment to you.
but in the end, it's been proven that nothing will keep the Doctor anywhere they don't want to be, and nothing will stay their hand when they've decided something needs to be destroyed for the greater good. so how do you make sure your organization stays on the safe side of that line? how do you sway the Doctor's judgment?
you employ their weak spot.
the people the your alien protector trusts, loves, has chosen, you bring them into the fold, and so you bring yourself into their fold. the Doctor can't attack you without attacking them, and their trust will rub off on you and your organization. you find what they value most in the world and keep it close.
so you end up with this defense organization which is semi-independent, but also built up totally around this one individual.
the Doctor is the most passionate defender you could hope for, but they also cut off your own ability to defend yourself. a good amount of your defense protocols center around hoping this guy happens to turn up. you HAVE to rely on their support, and you also have to fawn, flatter, and appease them if you want your organization to go on existing. if you want to get away with anything they might seriously disapprove of, your only option is to dazzle and flatter them, collect their friends, and hope they won't look close enough to find your secrets.
I'm not saying Kate Lethbridge-Stewart is some kind of Machiavelli spending all her time finding ways to manipulate the Doctor. but I am saying that UNIT probably has a protocol somewhere saying that in times of absolute crisis, if the Doctor shows up, the first thing you should do is dangle candy in front of their face by means of having someone they like give them a great big hug.
#doctor who#kate lethbridge stewart#the doctor#doctor who unit#unit#dw#talk#I haven't yet reached the 3rd doctor in my classic who watch so I might have more thoughts on this once I actually get to the start of UNIT#also there's probably more recent stuff I'm missing. for example I haven't watched Spyfall recently and I'm sure theres some relevant stuff#in there#but my point is. kate and UNIT are kind of between a rock and a hard place here#humanity has lowkey been taken over. by the guy who keeps other guys from taking over humanity. wtf do you do with that in kate's position
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not sweeney todd but i'm just realizing how much i love the musical trope of a puckish political radical narrator mockingly describing the events around the female main character's life
#i'm watching Elisabeth Das Musical for the first time#snarky little anarchist guy running around framing the story... CHECK!#marinetti was my favorite part of lempicka because he was funny and provided tension... kind of... with tamara... sort of#idk that was a bit of a mess tbh#they were on the same page but then they weren't?#and then he was a fascist? but he liked her sexy lesbian nudes?#anyway WHATEVER#point is#i like a mischevious puckish narrator guy providing jokes and asides as well as framing the narrative#and then of course the classic example would be Che in Evita#is there actually a throughline here?#I DONT KNOW!#it feels like there is....#also two out of three of the guys are italian...#so....#italianism is a theme.....
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Idk why but I'm getting mad 'crush on the movers' vibes from Wayne.
They were so head over heels for his singing and then they helped him out with his dance. I mean damn, I'd fall in love too.
#maybe I'm delulu idk#something's there tho i feel it#a crackship maybe#except I feel like it's one-sided#SAD I KNOW#but like he just really looks up to them#and also gets butterflies sometimes#whatcha gonna do about it#(and just bc of this scene I feel like maybe the feelings are kind of rich centric?)#idk it was a cute interaction#also Smitty in this scene- oh GOSH 😭#“We have wobble goggles... scribble sticks... hat with cool things in it... and Smitty!”#poor guy... show him some love pls#also another classic Scott face#he's just connecting the dots you guys#moversposting#moverblr#imagination movers
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i'm kind of amazed how most of the stardew marriage candidates just want you to be their manic pixie dream whatever by agreeing with everything they like and plying them with compliments or praise or whatever (which is fine but a bit. Much) but for shane his romance is just you being there for him while he figures his own shit out... dunno why i never wanted to romance him before he's so good
#i'm usually a sebastian kinda guy but i do think it's silly you have to say you like scifi to gain friendship points w him like cmon man#i will say though that. my bestie's baby daddy being named shane kinda does make it hard to like him 😭 unfortunate but not his fault#ik a lot of ppl are weird abt his recovery and his messy ass room bc they play stardew to make things look pretty or whatever#but i'm actually kind of glad he's a realistic depiction of addiction... the problem is his dependence on indulging in alcohol when he's#depressed not the fact that he drinks period... i think that a lot of ppl are unrealistic abt alcoholism (including me abt my dad's)#but concernedape did really good w him imo. anyways all this to say that i'm really glad shane never expects someone to be a certain way#i know most of the candidates are like. archetypes or whatever and i think that's fine they are very sweet and cute regardless but#i think maybe i didnt romance him before bc i related to him so badly that it hurt seeing myself reflected LMAO dead end life and being#suicidal about it like. i've never had a drug dependence but i'm not really in a position where i can ever make my own decisions anyways#but regardless. there is smth to someone who slowly warms up to you when they can't ignore your kindness any longer and have no reason to#act like an abused dog anymore which. does make me sad just to say but that is how he acts beforehand#idkkkkk idk i think people are always too caught up with his addiction and his messy room to actually see him without realizing that#getting better is a lot harder than it appears and that having a dirty room doesn't mean you aren't trying to be better. sigh#besides it's not like. the end of the world that he has a beer sometimes. have you tried going thru life completely sober? it sucks#ok im done LMAO but yeah i've found myself gravitating towards him this time around when i've romanced sebastian literally every playthru#til now. hmm!#ACTUALLY ONE MORE THING. i like how he's basically a twist on the classic useless husband trope in media where they love sports and drinking#but he's not a bad person and the only reason he's mean to you at first is because he hates himself and his own life and he makes an effort#the more you get close to him instead of the opposite. i like that a lot. ok now i'm done
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The Banshees of Inisherin / Polite Society / Spider-Man: Across the Spider-verse / Summer of Soul/They Cloned Tyrone /The Godfather/Rye Lane / Bottoms / Die Hard
9 Favourite First Time Watches: 2023
Tagged by @thatidomagirl and tagging @cryptiddies @icedsodapop @polarcell @naslostcontrol @kutputli @fishbarconcept and anyone else who wants to do it
#idk about you guys but i find something deeply poetic in the fact that godfather and bottoms are like. in the same convo#rwrb got pushed to 10th place when i remembered that i did actually watch the godfather trilogy this summer#hate to give a coppola some credit but the godfather is a classic for a reason#it even kept my mum (the jane austen addict who hates blood and violence) invested and awake for the full run time#marry me with jlo and owen wilson got pushed down to 11 when i remembered die hard asdfghj#the ones who got away (2023 releases) are joy ride and scrapper. and aftersun. and past lives#if i have to pick a fave it's rye lane#it was just so iconic in every way#the script the visual story-telling the characters#the peckham of it all#also quite funny how obviously i gravitate towards a movie of colour#like. white people can make great art and i'll likely get to it#but i've spent a whole lifetime seeing those movies and now i'm gonna go out of my way#to make sure i watch all the movies of colour that interest me#polite society and they cloned tyrone and rye lane really just tick all the boxes for me#in terms of like. sci-fi/magical realism within the plot or the visual choices#i really mourn the lack of attention they got but i also know neither of them got a cinema release in sweden#and neither of them got any kind of substantial promo in sweden#so i can only assume it's a similar deal in other places#tragically enough
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i saw anastasiaaaaa 🥰🥰🥰👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🗣️🗣️🗣️🥳🥳🥳🥳
#yayyyyyy#with my friendddddd <333#bluebird.txt#anastasia#only two major complaints and one is THE GUY PLAYING COUNT IPOLITOV WAS SO OUT OF TUNE#well maybe not out of tune but the held note on 'let me say goodbye'#at the very beginning he like somehow got sharper and sharper until it was just a different key#on that ONE note#and then stayed in that key for the rest of that first solo and then the ensemble clearly didn't know what to do 😭😭😭#by the time he finished the solo he was back in key but that song means so much to me so i was like aaoughhhh one million deaths on me#hurt my soul I FUCKING LOVE THAT SOMG ugh#the other thing is that the actor for dmitry was either nervous or just had sorta bad breath control#when he got to the ends of his phrases like almost every end of a phrase was NOT held out full value#and like. imo he didn't get away with it either#he sounded straining and i feel like he didn't do a good job of blending when he needed to#so sometimes his voice and the Different Sound (more modern broadway compared to the sorta more classical leaning sound of others) just#clashed TOO much#and it's like i do realize dmitry's voice needs to be different for story reasons but that's not the problem the problem#is this guy just didn't pull it off really#it's okay i appreciate him#at least HE didn't fuck up the key. smh.#oh also they did. not have an orchestra. there's no pit and they just used a recording#which is fine but me and my friend (violist and violinist) were looking for SOME kind of credits#like damn where'd you get the recording at least#in the playbill#could not find anything#i'm considering emailing to ask cuz ive seen another production by this company and i liked it but like.#no orchestra 🥺?#just checked my playbill THEY DID HAVE ORCHESTRA FOR THE OTHER ONE!!!! no viola though smhhhhh#yo dog. what up w that 🤨?
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HOI im still on the ground crying and gazing at ur art ;w;w;w; but i wanted to ask if it's alright if i link ur art in the notes of grapevine!!! 🧡🧡
Haha, yes of course!! I'd be honored beyond measure ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊˚
Im happy you liked the drawings. I heard so many horror stories about authors randomly blocking and ignoring fan artist and that's why it took me so many years to actually draw fanart for something. But your fic just-- ugh. I HAD to! So thank you for giving me the boost to overcome that little fear :))
#Random fact nobody cares about:#Leokumi was the first actual ship that I actually#You know#Shipped#After playing thru all 3 Fates versions I came to the conclusion that they were literally the only 2 characters I could get behind#Do you guys remember the whole 'blame takumi' meme? What a wild time#Made me kind of stupid for being like yeah actually takumi is the only person to have a reasonable response to corrins shenanigans?#Like dude had actual depression and people blamed him for not being in corrins lil harem from the get go#But that's a whole different topic#I just wanted to say that leokumi was my start into having an OTP and its very fitting that they were the ones to overcome my fanart fear#ANOTHER FUN FACT NO ONE ASKED FOR:#I went to an art school here in Germany and I applied with a portfolio of classical drawings and I'm not kidding#Leokumi was a part of that portfolio#A big watercolor and charcoal drawing of them fighting#So yeah I have a big big soft spot for them especially#(and like every good German art student I dropped out of art school) - (didn't start a fucking war about it tho)#fire emblem#leokumi#Asks
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god, 9 months on t and my brain is telling me i've never looked more like a woman. love it can't get enough of it
#teeth.txt#maybe i have to shave my head again#been growing my hair out pretty long in a hashtag masc way#but hmmmmmm idk how we're feelin abt it#i know that this is like Not True but i think that i just don't have a winter wardrobe that is like uhhh gender affirming i guess#pulled out the classic tshirt over turtleneck fit for today because it was chilly and i wanted to look nicer#and then was like ah. this is not my beautiful cut off sleeves tank top. this is not my beautiful wife.#it's not even a feminine outfit lolllll#anyways whateverrrrrr i have been feeling more and more like i'll never get to a good place in my transition and i'm gonna look like#androgynous in a way that is upsetting to me personally forever#and that is also upsetting to everyone around me as well#i'm scared my family is really disappointed and sad with me for taking steps to transition#i know that it is like hard for them on some level. like to understand#also i know it had to happen this way but i wish i had come out to them as a trans guy instead of nonbinary#i am nonbinary (kind of. i don't really use that label to describe my gender but it is definitionally true)#but i think it would have been easier/truer/better if i had just said 'i am your son now'#even if that isn't like ~my true self~ it's what i want to project to the world for both dys/euphoria and personal safety reasons#whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ok that's it thanks for reading all that if u got this far i guess
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close encounters of the third kind is an objectively good movie, but it feels sorta tragic. and i doubt thet was the intention lol. love the cinematography, love the music score, love the visual effects. that's all fun and good. but where everyone else seems to see a movie full of "wonder", it just makes me feel sad. the movie ends the way it does and it leaves me feeling bummed the fuck out.
#i'm literally eric stoltz in his version of back to the future thinking marty coming home to a changed 'better' family is Tragic and Bleak#it's why flight of the navigator was a cute movie to be as a kid. but the non-goofy parts legit freaked me out lol#like what do you Mean no time passed and now this kid's younger brother is older than him? he missed on years and it's funny but it's Sad#but at least that all works out#close encounters has the 40s pilots and an assortment of other people (young and old) from various time periods walking off that ship#what happens when they try to go home? will their families be there? will they be decades older? will they be dead?#barry's only been gone for a few days and Seems fine and his mom pretty much got him right back so they're good#but there was at least another kid walking off that ship. what about her parents? how long was she gone?? man...#like yeah the dad fucks off to space and leaves his wife and kids behind. even spielberg says he doesnt like that ending anymore#bc odds are- that guy's family is Never gonna see him again. and they'll never know what happened. they'll never be Told what happened#'dad went crazy and went missing' and that's it. that would fuck with you#this movie's like 'yeah aliens! yeah ufos! yeah the unknown! yeah science! yeah mystery! yeah the power of music'#but the people caught in the middle of all this 'wonder' w/out Seeing that 'wonder' for themselves? this would suck. it's bleak.#such a killjoy take on a classic scifi movie but i forgot how much this movie just gives me a sense of dread#it's not how the audience is meant to feel anyway!#close encounters of the third kind#rambles
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My hot take is that some of you who live vicariously through fictional familial relationships yearn for "a healthy loving family" the same way a lonely person yearns for the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend/partner who will sweep them off their feet and dote on them and love them always and only focus on them and take care of them and protect them and provide for them and give them a fairytale wedding
And it shows
#i just be ramblin#if this post isn't talking about you then it's not talking about you#All I'm saying is that some of y'all's fantasies for the ideal sibling or parent/child relationship are near indistinguishable from the#classic romance fantasies of having a partner who loves you and only you and only ever focuses on you and lives for you#And maybe perhaps we need to stop pretending that behavior/fantasies between 'family' which play out like the folger's incest commercial ar#completely normal and healthy relationships for regular family members to have#Like my brother in christ. If you have an older sibling who gets jealous when *checks notes * other people dote on you or consider#themselves an older sibling to you. So jealous that they try to keep you away from others because you are *their* little sibling and no one#else's to love and take care of and dote on. If they are that possessive. That is not normal healthy sibling behavior#At some point you have to ask if you're really yearning for a loving family or if you're yearning for a partner who will play all the roles#of a classic life partner (romantic or platonic) who doubles as the family you never had#And that's not any more normal than guys who marry women so she can be his partner and surrogate mom.#Maybe you have some shit to unpack#and that's fine if you do. It's fine if you need to heal and you need to unpack your baggage a bit#It is just helping no one to pretend this kind of behavior is normal and healthy and something to strive for in irl families#Or I guess more succinctly. If you're gonna have fantasies or make fictional scenarios between 'family' that are near indistinguishable from#the folger's incest commercial‚ own that you have a fauxcest kink or something#At the very least don't insist that it's completely normal and healthy behavior for nuclear family members. Own up to your methods of#coping and healing#Indulge in your harmless fantasies without acting like other people are terrible people who don't know what it's like to love your family#because *checks notes* they said that your comic/fanfic where two siblings pledge their lives and unconditional love and decide they want to#live together forever and can't live without each other reads like a sibling complex#vent post#fandom wank
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He was working up a new story. Something to really gild his reputation. A nobleman’s wife, this time. Lady something or other. Probably better not to think up a name, that could get him in trouble later. I’ll take it to my grave and all that. Mysterious older woman. Terribly wealthy. Frisson of danger. Husband couldn’t get it hard any more. They’d swallow it whole. Antaup, you dog! How do you do it? Easy when you made it up. And a lot more fun than having to actually persuade women to take you to bed. He’d no patience with women at all.
— The Trouble With Peace by Joe Abercrombie
He wished Jurand and Glaward were there. He’d always known what they were. Nothing to be proud of but they were good men still. Leo could be so bloody stubborn. Once he had an idea in his head, there was no shaking it free.
Having feelings about aroace!Antaup again and how much I just adore (x the power of 1000 suns) his borderline misanthropy. He's so calculating, but also blasé and half-assed, there's no guilt or angsting about his inability to actually sleep with women, as if it's completely normal to make this shit up. And granted, it's largely boys being boys boasting about their make-believe conquests, and action =/= attraction, but there's none of the insecurity or guilt I would associate with someone who feels like they're actually incapable of getting a woman. Antaup fully believes he could, he just doesn't want to. At the same time, there is the fact he lies to his friends constantly, a running theme for Leo's group, who are so close-knit and yet are too afraid of being judged to actually talk.
From an ace perspective, I strongly feel that Antaup has just grown up with the ace mindset that everyone pretends to have crushes. There's so much distance between him and the reality of sex, so it's purely a kind of game to him; a mental exercise.
And the way that he feels Jurand & Glaward being gay is "nothing to be proud of", yes, it's homophobic, Antaup is no ally, which again is part of that "best friends who aren't actually best friends" issue, and hints at misanthropy. But I also get a sense of allophobia, like why do these allos have to make life hard for themselves? Why does Leo care so much? Antaup knows about Jurand & Glaward but he doesn't cotton on to Leo's feelings, for him it should be easy for Leo to put aside the homophobia and focus on what's important. Romance getting in the way of pragmatic decisions doesn't make sense to him at all.
I wish there was more ace rep that was this curmudgeonly and exudes "too ace for this". Antaup has learned to fit in in a way that stops people asking questions, where he has control of the sex talk and can enjoy the game whilst not having to deal with the reality... At least until the reality deals with him. ��
#joe abercrombie#the first law#the age of madness#antaup#the trouble with peace#asexuality#ace rep#grr it seems tumblr has deleted my previous post about this#at least i saved a version on reddit... 😒#i'm just fascinated by how similarly repressed he is to leo but in such a different way#i think you could imagine a straight antaup ‐ in fact you could go into how a lot of ace ppl feel they're straight until proven otherwise#but he hits on a vibe that i really want to see more of that i think ppl shy away from to make ace characters relateable to allos#(or it's usually written OTT so they come across as frigid?)#but bc we're in his head he's a recognisable human#also classic case of the comic relief guy actually being a kind of depressing asshole#truly the black dow of the group
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Having brain worms. What if uhhhhhh SOS Mianite au
#this is a fully undeveloped idea but it is simmering#initial thoughts. mog is so champion of ianite. fwip is dianite's.#I'm not convinced of who mianite's is yet but i feel like sausage is desperately vying for the role and getting repeatedly rejected#oli ends up as a reluctant ianitee. he was originally a dianite follower but dianite found him annoying and was a dick so oli ditched him.#ianite finds him funny and decides to pick him up and now he's trying very hard not to mess it up bc she actually respects him#joel would claim not to need any stupid god until he sees how much fun fwip is having causing problems on purpose with dianite and gives in.#his wife joining up with dianite probably also doesn't desuade him in that department#jimmy isn't particularly keen on any of them. he's off doing his own thing#katherine feels very classic mianitee to me.#I've got mixed feelings on Pix. i kind of feel like he should be on his own thing (priest? wizard? something like that)#if not he's ianitee i think. but it takes him awhile to commit#joey's dianitee. eloise feels ianitee to me. shubble probably mianitee.#is that everyone? i think that's everyone#idk if this would be a scenario where the world/plot was more based on mianite or sos honestly#maybe a healthy mix.#do we keep the death/fate coin element? idk idk maybe not? but it doesn't feel like sos without some hardcore element#gotta sit on it#this is the first time in a long time I've just done like straight up stream of consciousness brainstorming in the tags of a post huh#feels very 2020#OWEN I FORGOT OWEN. UH. i feel like he might help balance out the mianite team. i can't put it into worlds but it feels right#he's the type of guy that you look at and immediately think dianite and you're wrong#but i could be tempted to switch him and joey. cause joey did have the whole prison thing in sos which is very mianite#even if he's generally the most dianitee guy i have ever fucking seen#i. i also forgot scott.#embarrassing. I've been watching him the longest and he's the only one on this list I've actually written into mianite crossovers before#uhhhh anyways he feels very true neutral to me. he's another one who i feel like maybe he should be off doing his own thing#if not probably mianite#this is such a mess lmao#i had to put the idea down somewhere before my head exploded sorry
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