#I'm NOT DEAD HECK

[yourlocalcorviddad]

Ok Ok so.

In dpxdc stories. Danny always gets assumed to be sick or uses it as an excuse or whatever to hide his powers right?

What if he wasn't lying?

It wasn't something easily noticed, not when half a dozen other things could explain it after all.

The shakes lingering? Well he'd used his ice powers a lot the night before fighting Skulker.

The faint feeling and lightheadedness? Well his mom had a good shot when people didn't interfere, and while he healed fast, it wasn't from nothing; he felt better after he ate anyway.

Heart racing suddenly? Probably just attempting to regulate the low beat on reflex again to seem normal but over shot it.

But the getting out of breath or spotty vision hadn't really been easily explained.

It was Mr. Lancer who asked about it after he'd gotten up from his seat in detention-happening less and less for actual reasons and more an opportunity to safely do his work and rest, after the truce with the ghosts to leave him and the town be during certain hours-only for the next thing he knew he was on the floor, head pillowed on Mr. Lancer's sweater, and a cool wet paper towel on his forehead and neck.

POTS. Post orthostatic tachycardia syndrome. Not uncommon for those who had had injuries too their hearts to get.

It made sense when the teacher asked if he could have it. Apparently a friend of his's daughter had it.

From there, it made things easier to an extent. Salt was pretty easy to add, he figured out a wrist brace that he could extend into a cane if needed to.

In ghost form he didn't need it at all, but human form had its limits.

Despite all that he'd gone through, he graduates and even gets accepted to a college near jazz, hers was in Metropolis but Gotham had the ambient ectoplasm that he needed, and it was a day trip away.

And so Gotham U became his home, especially after his parents couldn't take that he wasn't "their son" anymore when he told them-after moving everything and getting his cheap apartment set up just in case. He considered it lucky that they loved their son enough they couldn't hunt "his ghost".

Last he'd heard they were working closer with the GIW but hadn't had much luck since the portal strangely closed soon after he left and the other ghosts didn't feel much reason to visit Amity anymore without him there.

It was Gotham U where he met Dick by literally fainting into his arms after a long day where he'd forgotten to eat and the early dinner the night before plus the going down the stairs at a quick pace and leaning forward with gravity.

"sorry, couldn't help falling for you~" the cheesy pick up line was the only thing his foggy brain could comprehend before he fainted.

[tapakah0]

[commandertartarsmoocher]

Thinking about the great potential Commander Tartar had in giving a helping hand to the new intelligent life on Earth but ultimately was doomed to fail from the very beginning.

Commander Tartar, I love u so much it hurts

[purplemageddom]

Dies

I hope u don’t mind if I did something wrong

Cz I’m a lil blind to details sometimes and notice things only when I finish the thing

Also I gave her fangs Cz in comments u mentioned that she can turn into a snake

Hope u don’t mind :’-)

Idk why she’s holding an apple

Probably Cz snakes r associated with a story of Adam and apple

YOU WHAT-

[francesderwent]

let's get back to the classic catefrankie blogging we were doing before we were so rudely interrupted by my gauche airing of my personal crisis

so I think actually it's easier to talk about this coming at it negatively, because I think what we're circling around is less some inherent strength of masculinity or femininity as they were meant to be, and more some particular flaw that masculinity or femininity are prone to falling into. so I think for men it is irresponsibility - the irresponsibility of Adam standing by while Eve is tempted and threatened by the serpent, passively going along with her sin and then blaming her for it, instead of protecting her like he should have. the irresponsibility of perpetual-adolescent young men, of absent fathers, of detached husbands. but for women, what's crystalized for me over the last couple days is I think it is cynicism: the cynicism of Eve looking at her perfect situation in Eden and thinking that it can't be trusted and can't be relied upon to continue, so she has to take matters into her own hands. the willingness to quickly believe the worst, even of the God who loves her and walks with her in the garden. the cynicism of disappointed spinsters, of bitter mothers, of controlling wives. so men must work against their tendency by taking up responsibility, by purposely setting down roots and sticking to their commitments, making the choice to live for something other than power and pleasure. and women have to work against their tendency by clinging to the goodness that they find and believing in it, resisting the instinct to ferret out flaws and dwell on them broodily.

[licorishh]

*FONTAINE SPOILERS*

Y'all laugh at the fact that Tartaglia randomly falling into the Abyss one day as a kid ended up being the catalyst for Fontaine's eventual predicted destruction but all this means is that from the start Tartaglia was intended to fall into the Abyss and become a Harbinger and thus has always been doomed by the narrative

[idol-trickster]

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Dead by Daylight (Video Game), Dead by Daylight: Hooked on You (Visual Novel) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Asakawa Yoichi/Ji-Woon Hak | The Trickster Characters: Asakawa Yoichi, Ji-Woon Hak | The Trickster Additional Tags: in-universe, In the Fog, Entity's realm, Out of Trial, Event: Winter Solstice | Bone Chill (Dead by Daylight) 2022 Summary:

When the two people in the Entity's realm are left to brave the elements with just shorts, how will they choose to warm up? It might not be as easy as you think sitting by the campfire.

A festive Trickster gives in and moves closer to the campfire where he meets a semi-festive Yoichi alone. This is where a test of resolve is given. The brilliant Marine Biologist is left baffled, flustered, and mildly annoyed at the K-pop Idol's antics... and just a bit charmed. The two may just inevitably end up closer than expected.

================================================ Penned with @askyoichiasakawa​ An upload of an RP that took place. It’s one of our favorites so we decided to share for those who are into this rare-pair.

Callback to this post:

https://www.tumblr.com/idol-trickster/705104732838117376/no-context-the-man-who-makes-kimchi-fried-rice?source=share

[nulltune]

super self indulgent q but i'm curious!!! Pwease tell me who ur muse's fav sanrio character would be.!!!! (this Will affect my thoughts on them as a person btw. /j) u can tell me who ur fav too if u'd like! 🫶

our resident moon lady would say she has no preference </3 as she is with everything </3 but ! as long as it's cute, she'd most likely like em + bonus points if they're (in hakuno's words) fluffy wuffy

[sysig]

DAX is just so expressive ♥ (Patreon)

[ababwa]

(not only is it the 10th anniversary of aladdin on broadway today —

IT'S ALSO THIS BLOG'S 13TH ANNIVERSARY.

that also means i've been roleplaying on tumblr for 13 years. i've definitely wrote for over a dozen characters, but aladdin has my oldest blog. i believe bolinity is the second oldest that's still "active" since i started writing him on may 5th, 2012 [of course all my blogs have had lengthy hiatuses here and there]

how wild is that. time is a weird soup. how dare this blog be older than all of my not-adult students.)

within those 13 years i've —

worked at the local disney store (it's closed now) (2011)

worked at walt disney world (2012)

graduated college (2013)

went to disneyland for the first time in forever and kept going back (2014, 2015, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2022)

became an art teacher (2014)

helped create a webcomic called les normaux (2014) — which went on hiatus in 2018 and then came back with a reboot at the end of in 2022

picked up cosplaying (2015)

saw aladdin on broadway (2016)

went to d23 expo multiple times (2017, 2019, 2022)

met ron clements & john musker (2019)

went to tokyo disneyland + disneysea for the first time (2019) (disneysea again in 2022)

ran my first virtual half marathon (2020)

started playing dnd (2021)

got a full time job finally (2022)

went to europe for the first time (2023)

went to disneyland paris for the first time (2023)

[mochinon-yah]

I think i'm just full of repressed aggression, and it's all slowly seeping out every time i interact with the world

[anewgayeveryday]

Today's LGBT+ Character is;

Harper from Saving The Dead by AshTheDeadAlien-Lesbian

Read Saving The Dead on tumblr @savingthedeadwebcomic, Instagram here, or webtoon here

Requested by the creator @ashethewitch

Status: Deceased

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

The little buddy effect: Defined as when you (usually a version of sonic or a character made to directly parallel Sonic) have a short best friend you cherish dearly. Anyone affected by the little buddy effect has the tendency to take to others of little buddy material or who remind them of their own little buddy very quickly. While generally (although not 100% of the time) the universe of Sonic the Hedgehog mandates each person affected by the little buddy effect gets to keep only one little buddy, this does not stop this person from trying. While all relationships come and go, the one between the affected and their little buddy is one to outlast them all (as long as the little buddy is properly cherished of course).

Another name for the "little buddy effect" is "the Tails effect.

Post brought to you by...

Mightray??

Sorry, I'm reading Archie Sonic and it's like. So far in every Sonic media, none of the Sonics affected by the little buddy effect recognize the eternal bliss you may receive by cherishing the little buddy and giving them lil kisses (aka pursing at least a not completely platonic but also not famial relationship). In fact, sometimes they neglect the little buddy to pursue romance with a girl (that ultimately doesn't work out).

Meanwhile Mighty over here is like L + I'll never leave Ray behind again + get gud + no matter what we'll adventure together forever + Ratio

Congrats for being the only one to figure out the little buddy effect and cherishing the little buddy, Mighty😂😂

[queerplatonicdiaries]

just got to call my squish for like 3 hours, life is wonderful I am thriving the birds are singing problems aren't so heavy etc etc :)))

[answrs]

today on "answrs very quickly loses their mind over an antelop.e"

(length & caps warning. and pics of animal skull/tanned pelt but that's expected in this tag so...)

you know, I knew elan.ds were big. much bigger than the typical antelop.e in fact! i have a dang hartebees.t and such, i get it!

except APPARENTLY!

i

was

NOT

PREPARED!

HOW IS ↑THIS↑ THING ALMOST AS LONG AS A FUCKIN GEMSBO.K??????? LIKE THAT'S A GEMSBO.K'S WHOLE *DEAL* IS THAT THEY HAVE THE BIG HORNS. THIS HORN IS BIGGER AROUND THAN MY WRIST UNTIL LITERALLY THE TOP FIVE INCHES OF IT WHAT THE F U C K.

oh yeah. and there's more.

because i didn't get just the skull either. no, no! this thing came with its own pelt too!

Sir?

SIR?

SIR?????? SIR HOW ARE YOU STILL GOING!!!!!!! DID YOU ACCIDENTALLY PACK YOUR ENTIRE BODY IN THERE???????

SIR!!!!????? YOUR B U S T IS OVER FIVE-FRICKIN-FEET TALL!!!!!?????? SIR HOW THE FUCK-

SO YEAH. I GUESS THIS IS A THING I HAVE NOW

[redwinterroses]

I click into Twitter for five seconds and am instantly reminded that traffictwt is an unhinged place. They remind me simultaneously of boomers trying to meme and middle schoolers taking themselves too seriously.