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crispyliza · 6 months ago

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Fanfiction in the late 2000s-early 2010s was wild bc you'd find a beautifully written story with the most compelling heart-wrenching plot you've ever seen and the author's note would be like:

Author with a username like ~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Ohayo gozaimasu! ↖(^▽^)↗, I'm sowwy it took me so long to update (๑•́_•̀๑)

tsundere twink from their fic : It was about damn time you idiot (눈‸눈)

~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Hey now! It's not my fault the plot bunnies kept wunning away fwom me (╥﹏╥)

tsundere twink: W-watever, it's not like I missed you or anything (💢,,>﹏<,,) b-baka!

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girlwiththegreenhat · 5 months ago

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team fortress 2 finally getting rid of the bots after 5 years

work on the team fortress 2 comic continuing after 7+ years

half life 3 development looking more likely than ever with legitimate code, file, and voicework leaks referencing a new non-VR single-player game from valve featuring a HEV suit wearing protagonist and Xen creatures and concepts

shoutout to the valve fan that found the genie lamp. you a real one

#liz blogs #valve #team fortress 2 #tf2 #half life #half life 3 #what did i say. what did i fucking say.#once again the impossible becomes commonplace #valve exists as a company to walk into the gaming industry. slap their dicks on the table. and yell THIS IS HOW ITS DONE #and the gaming industry has never been in a more sorry state than it is now. maybe second only to the 80s i think. something something ET #in b4 its called Half Life Xen as all the files reference ''hlx''. hl3 fakeout. but its another half life game.#half life 3 has been ''made'' multiple times in various states but its never been up to standards. whatever this project is though sounds l #like its very far in development. maybe they didnt give up this time #ive never been closer in my life to actually saying half life 3 confirmed. its not confirmed but its looking really good for once #crazy year to be a valve fan i'll tell you what #its only the actual objective most anticipated game of all time. no biggie #edit - added a link for the comic news for those who dont know. and the bot bans havent been announced in one place anywhere #but you can literally just look it up on youtube or twitter. valve has been mass-banning bots for the last month. fixtf2 worked

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thuesdaynightdykelife · 4 months ago

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I think it's not only our right, but our moral imperative as butches, to try to bring this look back into fashion.

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bluewolfangel01 · 2 months ago

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Mc: *approaches Beel, looking dejected*

Mc: "Beel... Can I ask you for a favor?"

Beel: "Of course."

Lucifer: "Why is Beel holding Mc like that?"

Beel: *holding Mc super tight, with slight crazed eyes*

Belphie: "Mc asked Beel to hold them tight as if he just found them almost dead."

Lucifer: "I see.... Are they're alright?"

Belphie: "Yeah, especially now because of Beel."

Lucifer: "Very well then, as long as they're fine."

Mc: "thanks Beel."

Mc: *hugs Beel tighter and buries their head more into his chest*

Beel: *buries his face into Mc's hair*

Beel: "anytime Mc"

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arlospace · 4 months ago

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There was a murder in Soho... Crowley's pride

@funky-bug1 put this idea in my head so blame them

#are they both holding hands???#I'll never tell #good omens #ineffable husbands #sherlock bbc #sherlock #john watson #aziraphale #crowley #my art

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niccolites · 8 days ago

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is possessed by an evil spirit for a moment and i can only think abt brother's best friend soap (heavily inspired by @ceilidho's ask here)

Idk man something about soap having always been a little bit weird with u. he's been friends with ur brother for years, back to when you were teenagers. He's only a year older but you felt the gulf of that gap, exaggerated when he shot up, puberty like a tool he used just to tower over u and make u uncomfortable

Growing up with him as a perpetual shadow, always a little bit too close, always a little bit too intense. Your parents shrug it off when u complain about it, telling u that he just likes u and u could be nicer to him about it, poor guy. Ur brother calls u stuck up when u snub soap, hissing at u to stop embarrassing him when ur rude when johnny tries to give u his seat on the couch where they're playing on their console

only you know that he's only offering u a seat so that he can press in close, a hulking mass in the corner of your eye as hot breath hits the side of ur face while he tries to look down ur shirt. constantly trying to dodge his grabby hands that grip ur exposed thighs or smooth over ur hips - pupils blown out when his hands swallow up the expanse of your skin

u snap at one point and tell him that he disgusts u, that ur not into him at all. he goes red in the face, growling that you've been leading him on, that ur playing games with his head (he is assuming u wearing a blue bra after he yanked ur turtleneck up was to match his eyes, even tho he shouldn't have seen it in the first place)

u end up with ur panties around ur knees as he forces u to stroke his cock, panting into ur throat as u 'make apologies' to him. he forgives u btw, he knows that u have to act this way, that ur brother would kill him if he knew. makes it seem like ur partners in crime, in this together even with his hand manacled around ur wrist to stroke him off

it gets worse after he enlists, and u don't see him for weeks or months. he gets pent up, barely putting a show on for everyone before he's dragging u off slick mouth on urs until there's spittle dribbling down ur chin, whining for u to please let him see his pretty girl (he's talking abt ur pussy), already 2 knuckles deep so ur wondering why he's even asking in the first place

and now he's a hero to everyone else. stuck in the bind of him being the in-love teenager to the kind-hearted man that is risking his life for everyone, do you have to be so cruel to him?

u wonder why, face pressed into the pillows of ur childhood bedroom as he hikes ur ass into the air to rut into u hard and fast

u do what u always do, hissing and spitting at him until he finally gets his way and ur back bows as he barely pauses through ur orgasm as he chases his own. he knows that u have to put the show on, lovey, but he's waiting in the backwing for u. partners in crime right?

#johnny mactavish #johnny mactavish x reader #johnny soap mactavish #johnny soap mctavish x reader #cod #cod x reader #nic talks #i'll probably write a full length fic for this #obsessed with the idea of soap audibly telling reader how they're on the same playing field and then in the same breath #looming over her and making sure she is aware that he is Bigger and Older. also he says this out loud #he's so delusional *kicks my feet*#anyway end of the fic would be johnny comes back after being shot in the head and then reader is #stuck in a THIRD bind where she can't be mean to the guy who literally almost died #never mind that he's worse now and pants down the back of her neck wherever she goes #tells her that she's the only thing that makes him feel whole anymore.#this is prefaced with him asking to piss in her mouth. 😑 horrible man *twirls hair*#anyway many ideas for this concept. brain full of worms

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boojangs · 8 months ago

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Enid: Wednesday, go apologize to Thing or I won't help you.

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

Enid: Wednesday, I made a black cat costume for you.

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

Enid: Wednesday, I made us matching snoods!

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

Enid: Wednesday, please get rid of your creepy crime board.

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

Enid: Wednesday, please hold me in your-

Wednesday: Yes, querida.

#I'll never get over the mental image of Wens storming across campus with her crime board under one arm and the stand under the other #like that's hysterical to me because she is so small and her board so big but her wife told her NO #Enid says Jump and Wednesday says How high?#like the epitome of whipped #protecting Enid's feelings over the snood #agreeing to join the black cats #telling her about nero???#down bad for the wolf #wenclair

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months ago

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Thank you all for an incredible 500 days of love and support. I offer you: answers to questions that no one has asked.

(As always, more can be found in the tags <3)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #a-qing #jin ling #wen ning #jiang cheng #“Hey wait this feels like there should have been way more content for questions” Yes. There was.#I was not strong enough to redraw *all* of what was lost. Rest in piece the original (lost to tea related accident)#But I'll tell you all the fun other things that would have been drawn out right here in the tags!#Did you know my longest posting streak was 61 days? And my longest hiatus was 6 days?#Did you know I missed posting on 92 days of those 500 days - meaning I posted 82% of the time on a daily basis?#I'm normal about collecting data. I have so much data on this blog for normal reasons. I'm also so normal about art. The normalest.#Honorable mention for the character rankings: Lan Wangji! for “Most improved in rank”.#Sorry Lan Wangji fans but until the audio drama I honestly was...pretty indifferent towards him.#I think a huge part of that was due to the fact he's constantly paired up with WWX; who has *so* much charisma and steals the scene #But I've really come to like him a lot more since starting this project. He rose from mid-tier to being in the top ten!#Dishonorable mention: Nie Huaisang. Who fell out of number 1 spot and out of the top 5.#He just hasn't shown up a lot! And my rankings are fickle! They will probably change once I finish the third season!#My favourite comics are: A lot of them! And the ones I have yet to make!#I'm very sleepy at the moment while writing this but I do want to give a huge shout out to YOU.#Yeah! you reading this! Thank you! If you've been here since the first week or just started reading: THANK YOU!#If you've only ever lurked and never even liked a single post but still read my comics: THANK YOU!!#In creating this blog - I have found 500 days of more happiness that I could have ever imagined.#Thank you for joining me on this journey. Thank you for giving me your time and your support.#It means more than any 'thank you' could say B'*)

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egophiliac · 9 months ago

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Ego this happened and I need to tell another twst fan bc I'm so ahhhhhhh

my Nana (the biggest Disney fan I know) came over for Easter so i show her twst on a whim, bc it's my favorite thing yknow? I show her the characters and the battles, my cards, my guest room, all the good stuff. Then I decide to do a ten pull on mirror bc why not, I have 300 gems and maybe she'll give me luck 🙂

NOT DORM CARD MALLEUS FINALLY COMING HOME AFTER MONTHS OF HEARTBREAK 😭😭

AHHHH congratulations! ...also can your Nana come visit me too, because I have not gotten a SINGLE one of the dorm dias even with rerun pickups. 😭 does Malleus just demand grandma power or something.

#art #...i mean technically it's art i guess #for a given definition #twisted wonderland #i don't think this one needs spoiler tags but at this point i just instinctively go to add them #don't worry malleus being kidnapped by fake grandmas is not in fact a spoiler #but is declaring it not to be a spoiler in itself not its own spoiler?#uhhhhh wait hold on um #let's just say that malleus may or may not get kidnapped by fake grandmas at some point #i'll never tell

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kays-artstuff · 11 months ago

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I made a quick lil doodle that's probably been done before but it was cute so I did it anyway :D

Once again, I'm drawing @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11 's ddvau because it has me in a chokehold

#art #sorry for the tags #drawing #mcyt #mcyt fanart #mcytart #ddvau #ddvau fanart #grian fanart #goodtimewithscar fanart #desertduo vigilante au #can you tell I've also never made a comic before?#lol #I think the framing needs to be better but i'll work on that another time

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giantkillerjack · 1 year ago

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Me: hm, I want something to put on the TV as background noise... Huh. Looks like YouTube is recommending something called The Last Unicorn. That's perfect, it's probably some old shitty animation that has aged poorly! I can watch it ironically!

Me, 2 hours later as the credits roll: *crying, cheering, buying the book, composing the songs*

Me, 2 weeks later: So I have compiled all of the quotes from the book that I think could make good tattoos, and also, HOW HAVE I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT HOW THE LAST UNICORN FUCKING SLAPS??? This gay-ass little fairytale fed my soul! Watered my crops! Transed my gender! Can't believe I heard of this story from youtube recommendations, of all places!!

#original #the last unicorn #tlu #peter s beagle #molly gru #schmendrick #schmendrick the magician #two of my favorite characters in anything right there in the center of the story! and I'm glad I saw the film first!#my reading ability has diminished due to trauma disability etc. but it seems like having a visual reference actually really helped!#no wonder i only ever want to read fan fic! turns out reading is not actually Superior to other types of Storytelling. it's just different.#to say otherwise is snobbishness I have been eminently guilty of in my life!#but like it is easier for me to consume tv and movies and that is fine actually. also that's why I'm doing a graphic novel lol #because i wanted to make something i would actually be able to read if i found it at a library. altho the audio book IS gonna be bomb #the audiobook is for visually impaired readers and anyone who wants or needs it! accessible stories for everyone! yeah!!#my gender was already transed but now I've gained an ADDITIONAL gender! which one? I'll never tell 😘#i am so powerful i have so much fuckin gender. my wife has no gender. and she is equally as powerful.#and also she has STUDIED THE BLADE #mostly zoro's blades from One Piece #normally YouTube recommends me shit movies like idiocracy or smth this is like if every day ur cat brought you a piece of rotten food and #then one day it brings you a BEAUTIFULLY ANIMATED TALE FEATURING MY BELOVED TWINK FUCK-UP WIZARD FRIEND AND MY ALL-TIME HOMEGIRL MOLLY GRU #and also it's soft and beautiful and funny and fucking weird!! i wrote melodies to the songs in the books on my ukulele

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aphony-cree · 1 year ago

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Do you ever think about how in School Hard Spike credits his defeat with Buffy having family and friends that came to her aid, then Spike became the one person always willing to have her back no matter how many times Giles tried to say she needed to go it alone

Her watcher repeatedly insisted she needed to stand on her own two feet but Spike, slayer of slayers, knew that was the thing that got slayers killed

#I'm thinking of Once More With Feeling #and Giles shutting Spike down with #“I'll never want your opinion”#when Spike was trying to tell him it was wrong to send Buffy out alone #spike #buffy #btvs #spuffy

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mttztrading · 3 months ago

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See me hustle, feel my muscle, pumping iron!

Al Knott as Greaseball - Starlight Express: Troubadour Wembley Park Theatre

#starlight express #stex #stex london revival #stex london 2024 #bootleg #i filmed this #slime tutorial #musical #alw #andrew lloyd webber #greaseball the diesel #is this my favorite song in the show? i'll never tell

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alicornze7 · 4 months ago

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Dumb thought:

what if they did an eye transplant

Carnival au belongs to @sm-baby

#can you tell I came up with this while contemplating life instead of sleeping #average 11pm experience #these 2 almost never appeared on my blog lol #I'll therefore give them the honor of being my first carnival au fanart #the amazing digital carnival #carnival au #carnival kinger #carnival zooble #tadc fanart #tadc zooble #tadc kinger #srry for the tag mushy:[

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bonicedemandarina · 6 months ago

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Shotout to Leona and Cheka for singlehandedly getting me out of the worst artblock I've had in months, love these guys

Tbh I just wanted to draw Cheka doing that one thing kids do when they treat you like a climbing tree, I have other drawing about that but it's a work in progress, it was supposed to be animation practice but Ibis got some crunchy quality on the canvas if you don't pay so. Yeah. Also Grim is here bc why not

#twisted wonderland #twst #leona kingscholar #cheka kingscholar #twst cheka #twst leona #i love em they are so funny #also first time drawing cheka leona and grim i hope you don't mind one or two little design headcanons #i just think that he looks good with curly hair #anyways when I tell you I was struggling with Leona's arm #but ehhhh it worked out.#maybe. I hope so #if this flops I'll cry/j I spent too long on this shit #also god I fucking hate drawing details I hate em if the character has more than two colors in their fit I'm going to complain like a bitch #anyways I missed rambling on the tags can you tell #i drew something #spent too long on details that aren't even noticeable unless you zoom in ughhhh #twst fanart #alt text #i hope the alt text isn't confusing. I always try but i'm not good with words so i'm never sure if it's as clear as I think it is #twst grim #grim twst #ain't that the same tag #grim twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland fanart

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crowfromfoggyforest · 6 months ago

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um so instead of going to sleep i kinda made something...

Armand x pinterest quotes

#already had a lot of these quotes saved for another blorbo #(yes it's rumple)#(no the parallels say nothing about me)#weird i never found the motivation to do this for my beloved guy but this vampire pops up and bam #btw: hard to find sources for these - if you tell me i'll give credit #iwtv #iwtv spoilers #armand iwtv #the vampire armand #loumand #interview with the vampire #iwtv season 2

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