#I'll keep it like a pet
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When I get a hysterectomy do I get to keep it in a jar, so I can lone it to trans fems, to show to trans phobs when they say "your not a real woman you don't have a uterus"?
If not, why? I can do what I fucking want with it, it's my uterus.
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(They did not stop shredding the curtains)
#UTDR#UTMV#Nightmare Sans#Killer Sans#Trying out a new style for this one#I don't know if I'll do the boxes again but it was fun to play around with#Also I had this idea last night when I was awake and supposed to be sleeping#I told myself if I still remembered it in the morning I'd draw it so here we are#I wonder what troublesome creatures Nightmare might have taken in... hmmm...#Also the return of Freddie Purrcury#They found out she's a girl but they're keeping the name#She likes to hang around Nightmare for some reason even though he's still not used to pets
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My surgery is scheduled for tomorrow. I hope it goes smoothly and there are no more delays... I just really want this to be done and over with already asdfghjkl;
Please keep your fingers crossed for me, who else will draw all this Wriolette for you if I'm not healthy!!!
#la vie en Red#my art#Wriothesley#meanwhile I'll tell you about my headcanon#that Wrio has a bunch of stuffed animals beside his bed#(he didn't have any toys of his own as a kid only a few shared ones with his foster siblings)#he just sort of felt lonely after finishing his sentence and he can't keep pets so he got himself some plush friends on a whim#and then he also got Sharkthesley from the Melusines because they said it looks like him#he'd never admit that he has them because it would ruin his tough guy persona#but he still pets them or cuddles sometimes after a long day at work
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She came up with a new activity
#snake#snakes#Hognose#hognoses#pets#In her defense I also didn't realize the reason she couldn't move it at the end was because her tail was no longer under the basket#So instead of sliding over her it just bumped into her and was stuck#to her credit she did listen to me and follow my directions! But neither of us realized the problem.#ah it was cute while she did it#she was going a bit before I started recording#she comes up with silly fun activities#i should let her play with the hammock again#it's funny when she found it she'd gesture to me with her head when she wanted me to lift it and put it down#and it was like a weird elevator parachute game#i think she might have been extra delighted she was able to communicate her wants to me and I did them#We both got practice with that the other day when we played climbing ball#I misunderstood a few times#she is much more patient and less easily frustrated than her sister#she was asking for climbing ball and I thought she was asking for kisses#i did eventually figure out what she actually wanted#i suppose it helps she likes kisses too#when i say kisses I'm not putting my lips on her#I let her flick her tongue at the tip of my nose and make little kiss sounds at her#she either understands this is affection or otherwise likes it#Because she will often go to my nose and I'll give her kisses like this#I don't kiss her because the bacteria and stuff in my human mouth could be dangerous for her#I know reptiles and such can also have salmonella#But I'm really not worried about that part tbh as I keep my girls pretty clean#They are princesses#And know it
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this is probably why meta knight moved the conversation to the hallway
based on @das-a-kirby-blog's comic based on my comic. comic inception. colour palettes are from das.
#just to be clear 100% of the colours here are yoinked straight from das' work as an homage!! i did not come up with these#unfortunately the crisp and tasty colour palettes only look their best if you have really banger lineart like das does but ah well#sorry this is the saga that just keeps going but i couldn't shake this when i thought of it. they're so annoying to each other#also a pal said that meta knight and starstruck's relationship is “your dad and the pet he told you not to get” and i think they're right#anyway... someday i'll do the tasks i'm supposed to do but not today!! ha ha!#meta knight#king dedede#starstruck dee#my art#my comics
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I set 119 quail eggs a couple weeks ago, so I could get a group of normal egg layers instead of just celadons. They're hatching and they're so stinking cute. I always forget how cute quail are as babies.
#birds#i already sold half of them#I'll be keeping like 20 of them#to hopefully get a dozen or so girls#my pets#the quails#coturnix quails
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jaykyle au where they're theatre kids in the same school but they're not the actors jason's the scriptwriter/director and kyle is the prop manager (i don't know the official terms sorry) and they'd probably do an amazing job on the backstage setting if they could stop arguing for 5 whole seconds about their artistic visions and ideas and how "this would obviously work better this way"
#jason todd#kyle rayner#jaykyle#mypost#dc thoughts#vp of the club: maybe we should find some other people to do the job if they can't get along?#pres of the club: no they're both talented af and i want this to be raving success just knock their heads tgt and tell them to play nice or#i'll make them wear the get along shirt again#WAIT ONE SEC DONNA'S THE PRES and overseer she's pissed bcos kyle played the same role last year and he was chill then#wally's vp no 1 and backstage manager and he's thinking of kicking kyle out#dick's vp no 2 and main lead and he's thinking of kicking jason out bcos it's embarrassing and annoying to work with your younger siblings#kon helps kyle with props and bart is one of the actors and kon is jealous af about it he grumbles a little#roy is the fight scene choreographer#i'm trying to think of something for garth but the only thing that comes to mind i'm not sure are fitting enough#actor manager? weapon manager? oooh maybe pet manager if they have animals... human and pet manager???? hr department but including animals#ooooh maybe pet manager if they have animals#raven can play bart's love interest (in play) maybe (wally doesn't like it and neither does gar for very different reasons)#eddie deals with the contraptions they build for this bubble machines smoke machines lowering and raising anything mechanical#rose and cass helps with the weapons stuff they keep fighting too and roy is TIRED#connor plays the villain he didn't mean to or want to but he got dragged into it and he's really hot and gunned in for next years main lead#he doesnt want this#steph and mia are hair makeup costume department but bart and kon love to hangout and help too#jennie-lynn and bart are in-charge of socials#tim pops up a lot because so many of his friends (and brothers) are here and when he does he helps steph and mia#damian too pops up to help with pet management and sometimes prop art#this is much to dicks annoyance jason is already here can his little brothers LEAVE HIM ALONE SOMETIMES UGH#damian (taking cues from talia and bruce loverenemies dynamic and wanting an artist in-law): we should set jason and kyle up#dick: no / tim: hmm / dick: NO#i want to add the yj girls (cassie cissie greta anita) but i know too little about them right now but imagine they're there and the roles#are to be determined
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are you actually moving from syscorse to shrimp posting
Art
I call it
Transnailscendence
#unfortunately I'll probably always syscourse#but i needed a break#a bit of a silly day#i love my fish very much#today my tanks are certifiably cycled and we've been celebrating#don't be like me#i almost didn't survive the last few months trying to keep my pets alive#the snails pump air into their shells to float to the top so they can “go downstream”#it's always freaky to see them
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chibi hibakana acrylic stand, drawn adorably as always by @azaracyy 🥰🥰🥰 thank you @lixenn for your tags on this post, it made me remember I have another kana and hibird art I kept to myself for too long and forgot to post shvfgscfgscdf
some ramblings, but generally, animals don't like kana. maybe it's just that advanced animal sense/instinct that they have, so they don't like her vibes at all. for example, imagine tsuna getting terrorized by those dogs in his neighborhood again, if kana shows up they'll start running away asap. other times, they'll bark/growl at her if the animal is braver (but still run away in the end after one glare).
on the other hand, there's hibird. despite being such a cute bird, i do believe that it is also quite an unusual animal??? imagine having that sick bastard birds as ur master, then quickly just switching up to the hibari kyoya(tm). i would switch up so fast too if my choice is between ugly nasty oji-san vs strong & dashing ikemen i do think hibird is very similar to kusakabe, in the sense that they are drawn to people with some form of insane aura 😭😭😭 which is why i can see it vibing with kana too (not to mention her similar qualities with hibari), despite other animals going "NOPE" on her.
#khr#khre#khr oc#oc#ninomiya kanako#hibari kyoya#azaracyy#hibari's just “wth pet stealer???”#and use it as extra excuse to fight her perhaps#i have a tendency to keep art i comm'd to myself for a while then i forget to post it but i look at it regularly#like how a soldier would look at a picture of their wife while theyre away for war 🤣😭🤣😭🥰🥰#sorry for the quality of the pic this is taken with my old phone sjgshvfgsdf#the one behind is a hibakana photoboard of cyl's art too!#one of hibari's Ws against kana is that animals tend to love/be fond of him#>:( delinquent taking care of and being soft for stray animals trope will always have a death grip on me#for the kusakabe part im referencing this one part in the rebo to eldlive artbook i'll post abt it soon in a sideblog when i get the energy#bc i asked sou to tl it jhsavfghsavfghsv#i was gonna ramble more but need to dip for work xjhvfsgdvf
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TO ME, THAT’S CINEMA
#tomgreg#so i've seen this around a lot and ppl have already made points but like holy fuck. hoooly fuck lmao where do i begin#TOM THOUGHT THE ROOM WAS EMPTY FOR UH ... FOR WHAT BITCH??#empty for what. you two just going in there ALONE. what for. strategizing? ok but then why was greg showing you tonight's selection.#even if it was girls it's still sus bc like who tf goes specifically to a room to show that shit.#oh by the way i listened again and tom says first ''why do we have to...'' so GREG asked for the room?#greg asked them to go to an empty room. slut.#anD THEN AFTER SAID ''I WANNA GIVE YOU'' BITCH!!!!!!!!1#are we sure it's girls though...... like does it say later. i'll keep watching but Christ. LIKE. WHAT THE FUCK#how am i supposed to read this other than an affair lmfao and then he says ''go on'' and sends greg off away like a little pet#sick to bastard death of them god#so it's like. greg says can we go somewhere private and tom says why do we have to#greg says i wanna give you... and tom says what do you wanna give me annoyed like#girl we are at work and we are trying to stay alive can't you wait til we are at home for me to clap them cheeks#and then greg says a preview of tonight's selection... of what? could be alcohol could be sexy stuff could be mf. clothes idk#and then they look up like O FUCK the room is in use and it's fucking SH*V and immediately tom is like GO ON and greg#doesn't even stutter or say anything like usual he's just like SORRY and leaves immediately bc he KNOWS he gotta gtfo#sorry i'm just. poetic cinema indeed
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god loves you, but not enough to save you
#pce#pixel cats end#Icarus 164853#it's him again. sorry.#The Sun 90194#Icarus isn't injured here btw. i feel the need to mention. The Sun doesn't ever hurt him#just keeps him as an antique more like#i hooooope that doesn't count as guideline breaking. i REAAAAAAAALLY hope it doesn't because Icarus being kept almost like a pet is#integral to his story. it's him thinking himself as a decoration after being nastily rejected by cyclamen and falling back into that HARD#if it is then i'll just. rewrite it being a magical barrier since that's what it is lol#also sorry 4 not posting! i started playing neopets lol#has id#my art
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someone on twitter drew the trio Freaking It in duos and then the third one interrupts the other two. they posted horrordust + killer and kist + horror but not horrorkiller + dust and i just gotta say Yeah That Makes Sense. yeaaaah it makes sense that horrorkiller was the one that was "too lewd to post",,,,,,,
#psssssst i need to see the hrkl one. heres 100 bucks#I CANT TRANSLATE IT BECAUSE THEY USED A MASSIVE WATERMARK BUT THE ART ITSELF IS ENOUGH TO TELL#jnl25398 youre so real.....#jnl do not worry nobody would bat an eye if you drew horror and killer raw dogging it and dust interrupts#keizukogumisuko reposted it thats how you know its peak continuation group content#i love the jp murder time trio fans they dont know it but i support everything they post about#YOU GO!!! POST ANOTHER RAMBLE ABOUT WHO TOPS AND BOTTOMS!!! ILL JUST KEEP GOOGLE TRANSLATE OPEN OK :3333#theyre always talking about the dreamswap creepypasta squad over there and i'm TEMPTED but also#i fear for my life. because i think ds!dust or bobby is a KID??? idk.....#wait nvm he's 18!! nvm!!!!#still. whatever i guess#randy's just 25 why do people refer to him as an old ass bitch????#aaactually waaaait hold on.... creepypasta squad thoughts taking over#I NEED TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THEM WAIT#WHY ARE THEY FEATURED IN A GOOGLE DOC ROLEPLAY CALLED THE MAWWIED SAGA I NEED TO RESD THIS WAIT#i hate the way that theyre all humans in this au#and the way that the au has nothing to do w utmv anymore#NOT THAT ITS BAD its just kinda weird.......like dude why is hacker's name THEODORE???#ok i knew that something was off about the creepypasta squad that i wouldn't like. randy considers bobby his son#FUCK!!! FUCK!!! nah i'm sorry i can't ever picture horror seeing dust as his son nvm#maybe i can appreciate from the sidelines..... maybe the creepypasta squad will be my gateway into familial mtt hcs....... i dont know#i'm done with dreamswap for the day i cant#tricule rant#OH SHIT WAIT I FORGOT THIS AU WAS AN EXCUSE FOR THEM TO SHIP DREAMMARE TOO. EW#nvm. creepypasta squad i'll take you 3 all away from this don't worry you're safe in my arms.....#gives randy a new flannel. pets bobby on the head. gives hacker some chocolate or something idk#man...... my trio has to be RUINED by association of dreammare. this sucks balls
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microdosing the inescapable horrors of being alive by restarting alan wake 2 for the third time
#i have other games to play and books to read and things to do#but i can't get enough of these sad cops sad artists and omnipotent finnish people#maybe this time i'll finally pet all the deer heads i keep missing one#i just beat final draft this afternoon and had to sit there for a half hour like :))))))) to process it#alan wake 2#remedy games#remedyverse
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#waiting to start not one but TWO immunosupressants and knowing exactly what date it's going to happen is so weird#because there's a deadline on your immune system now#and i spend most of the time not really thinking about it and then out of nowhere I'll be like#oh yeah#in just under two weeks I won't have my good immune system anymore#i wont be able to rely on it as i always have because it won't be there#and i know Exactly when it's going to happen#it's. in all honestly it feels bizarrely like being at the vets when sobi was put to sleep#it was the right thing to do it was the right time to so it and i knew it was coming#we need to do this so my immune system doesn't keep eating my intestines in its fervour#it's the right thing to do it's the right time to do it it's needed and necessary but I'm grieving all the same#yes okay maybe it's stupid to equate starting immunosuppressants with my pet dying#maybe im being overdramatic about all this#ive had people tell me it probably wont be that bad it'll probably just give me a normal system j shoudl stop stressing about all this#i should stop feeling so sad about all this#and that doesn't help one fucking bit#i do feel sad about this. i feel very sad about this. i am experiencing grief about this#dont tell me to make my emotions smaller#the nurse said i would could as high risk. that i will need to avoid people who even just have colds#this is not a small change. this is me losing something i have relied on for my entire life#something i have taken a stupid pride in for my entire life#and it feels just like being at the vets. gently stroking sobi's head as he died#putting him to sleep. putting my immune system to sleep. telling it did well#it'll come back one day i know (i hope) but for now it has a deadline#crunchy rambles
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Hey guys, if you could pray for me and my parents I'd be really grateful. The last cat in our old brigade, Tansy, is almost 15 and at the end of her days. She tends to get sick from allergies during the spring and she's had a rough winter and she's just, she's not going to make it through this time and she's been SUCH a good cat her whole life that we're not gonna let her suffer through it to the end. We're hoping we can get an appointment to get her put down tomorrow (that sounds awful saying it, but she's miserable and I can't watch her suffer she doesn't deserve that), so we would really appreciate your thoughts and prayers.
#cats#tansy#tw pet death#cw pet death#the only good(?) thing about this is that it's not sudden like baby tulip#I have known this was coming and been preparing for it mentally for months now#she took a turn for the worse today tho despite all our efforts to help her keep going#I *think* she might have a tumor in her cheek that suddenly got very malignant#she has a lot of the symptoms#and I think that + the allergy sickness she usually gets is just too much for her#but she has lived a GOOD life#and she KNOWS we love her#she is INCREDIBLY intelligent#she's sid's adoptive mama#like she straight up adopted a stray half-grown half-starved kitten#and TRAINED IT#to be her friend a hunter and a guardian of our home#she literally taught sid everything he knows#I'll post a little memorial for her when she does pass with pictures#because she has such unique and beautiful coloring#she's a torti#and SO sweet#she is literally one of the best cats we have EVER had#I'll miss her terribly <3
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Wei Wuxian's complete disregard for Jiang Cheng's personhood compels me almost as much as Wen Ning treating him like an accessory person. Little brother shaped. Princess in a tower boy. Object man.
#pallas.rtf#mdzs#he's just not real according to the people who are also in the story with him. i like this about him.#he literally goes from wwx's shidi/shadow/follower/dog to a quest objective when lotus pier falls...#☑️ keep jiang cheng safe!#you know... the guy you can't help but needle constantly because you're better than him but you're tied to him by society?#the guy who follows you around like a dog and does everything you say and bitches until you pet him just right?#(the guy you're insane about and enmeshed with and whose attention you need constantly) (unless you're distracted) (in which case he's just#being whiny and needs to get more friends)#(the one you were promised to before you knew how long life could be?)#keep him safe wei wuxian! it's your only purpose. enjoy being 17 and the rest of your life.#meanwhile jiang cheng post-canon doesn't have a face when no one is looking at him because he was conjured from the fucking dream realm#i'm crazy and i need to figure out a way to make him happy or i'll die
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