#I'd be dead af but
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"When Teahupo'o roars! A very unique swell and probably one of the biggest waves to ever break out there" Ben Thouard
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seeing a post that gets some things right (interesting complex john thoughts) but other parts dead wrong (bad dean takes) has me like *eye twitch*
#reducing a complicated plot to dean hates all monsters and thinks every monster needs to be killed is um. first of all not even canon#do i need to bring out all the posts abt dean's monster ethics and how he thinks a monster is someone who hurts / kills innocent ppl#and that definition includes humans who do monstrous things too (a theme explored in multiple episodes in s1 !!!!)#but anyways. no he did not think jack should be killed bc he was ~not human~ he thought jack was a Dangerous supernatural being#since ya know. he Was. literally thee most powerful being after god / amara. and they had no idea what he might do. he was not their Baby#or their Kid yet. he was a stranger. a strange new supernatural being that they might have to stop.#s12 finale literally leaves off on a cliffhanger positioning jack to potentially be the new 'Big Bad'#so he's a stranger AND the son of lucifer (they had no idea how that would affect jack yet) AND he seemingly brainwashed cas and kelly#bc remember cas was all about Free Will and Choice and Fuck Heaven / Paradise / Peace#and then suddenly he's going against his core beliefs talking abt paradise on earth and jack needing to fulfill his Destiny like ???#i'd be sus af too if i were dean#dean had no reason to trust jack right off the bat. 'oh but he should've trusted him bc cas did' ok and cas is dead now so ??#then there's the soulless jack stuff which is a whole other complicated beast. and dean was not the only one trying to stop jack then eithe#but anyways. no you cannot reduce dean's complex feelings abt jack to simply 'lol dean hates monsters and wants them all dead'#he doesn't. half his family and friends are literally monsters. anyways.#vic.txt
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I'd let Daryl Dixon do anything to me. Man is SEXY. That's it. That's the post. Have some Daryl.
#twd#twd daryl#daryl dixon#the walking dead#man is so sexy#norman reedus#the walking dead daryl#dixon#my pookie#i need him#hes so cute#smexy af#take advantage of me#PLS#he could step on me and i'd thank him#he could fix me
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Ohoho, I love getting ready to leave the house for months at a time and hearing my parents talk about putting down our cats. Very enriching and not at all stressing me tf out.
#light's spot#hi irl moots I'm fine#just one of my scream into the void moments#because my mother seems to think all of her life troubles stem from our cats and not her own issues#like damn. the one's old sure but he's not anywhere near dead. the other is a perfect healthy young dude who lives outside#I'd rather her take her rage out on me than them because they rely on us. we're all the one knows. it's not his fault#I'm just so so so sick of hearing her talk about them like this#it's the third time in the past few weeks and I'm afraid because I'm leaving home to go back to uni soon and I have no say#just freaky as hell.#tw death#i guess incase anyone doesn't wanna see my mention of the topic#but damn it really downed my mood. feel sick af#gonna try and doodle the feelings away smh
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I'm extremely funny, I know 😌
No no, but fr just a silly little thing for Doppletale including @oodlesndoodles oc Kale!!! (This is like, the funniest version of a post Alphys-Incident reaction from Pretender, I think 🙏)
#utmv#utmv sans#utmv oc#my art#spot!drawn#doppletale#pretender sans#kale e#kale estrella#I love these two#Pretender would Never Ever say this but I heard the audio and was struck with The Visions#also hi oods I'm sorry I've been dead af 😔 this is not a bribe but like.... Hi!!!!!#side note this was rlly low effort and I wish I'd drawn K in her other outfit but it's too late for that smh...
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buck saying absolute deranged and out of pocket bullshit every time he's jealous of someone bc of eddie is real as fuck ngl
#mans is so obvious it's crazy#he's SOOOOO obsessed with eddie diaz but who can blame him#me personally if eddie diaz ever looked at me i would either cry or fall to the ground and roll around for a few minutes#buck is so much stronger than me idk how he make it thru eddies s2 and s5 era i'd be having constant aneurysms id go fucking insane if i#saw eddie everyday im being dead fr and if i ever saw him with chris i would honestly truly flatline right there like#buck is real af for jumping at any and all opportunity to be the bigges freak abt every romantic interest eddie could possibly have#911 fox#buddie#evan buckley#eddie diaz#buddie 911#911 6b#911 spoilers#buck x eddie#911 show
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Anyone want a thing? I will write you a thing. Let me know if you want someone specific though.
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I would honestly love to write adult!Sakura simply to have an excuse to make more icons of her xD
#◆ ┈ ┊ today on: omg miko no || ( ooc )#HELLO!! I rise from the ashes momentarily#I have to follow more Naruto blogs tbh my dash is dead AF#and I'd love to write Sakura married to Naruto and#having a happy life and talking about her kids
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Guinevere Eustace: nobody's dying today - but, if anyone's gonna die, then it's me. I volunteer.
Me: well, that just completes the plot now doesnt it
#oc: guinevere eustace#oc: gwinny useless#oc: gwinn-e like wall-e#yeah pieter b is lame af#but he also calls her ginny-pig bec he thinks he's all that when he really isnt#i'd say pieter doesnt die and that doesnt constitute as his canon event but... spoilers#but also no literally no one has died yet and im not entirely sure if gwinny has an actual canon event#other than getting bit by the spider#but maybe her canon event could be killing an anti-hero by mistake which should bring the whole#“woth great power comes great fucking responsibility” thing because i mean now there's a dead man#but of course gwinny doesnt want to go to jail because she's only sixteen so she goes to hide the body but#the body moves#and lo and behold#deadpool wakes to a young girl dressed in bloodied spandex cocking his gun at him trying to exorcise him#yeah#i like the idea of that being one of her canon events#it gives miguel ohara will love me vibes#hmm#but if miguel likes her then she wont like miguel because miguel is convinced her next canon event will be pieter dying#and gwinny's grown attached to the nerd and thinks of him as the sibling she always but never always wanted you know#so she just says#and naturally might i add - no#and that's perfect really and sums up moguel and gwinny's relationship except#miguel is always the one saying no to her ridiculous notions while she's saying yes#its giving black cat and golden retriever vibes but#when it comes to pieter b park and guinevere eustace - piet is the golden retriever and gwinny is the black cat
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I must not fear cringe
Cringe is the fun killer
Cringe is the little death that brings the end of harmless joy
I will face my instinct to cringe
I will permit it to pass over me and through me
And when it has gone past i will turn the inner eye to see its path
Where the cringe has gone there will be nothing
Only fun will remain :)
#i will not be the fun police of my own brain#no one else gets to decide what i do for fun/in my own brain#i enjoy people posting online about things I've decided are cringe for me#why the fuck should i care??#i will tell the part of my brain that goes ''WTF CRINGE!! 👉'' to shut tf up and mind its damn business#it has no jurisdiction in the hee hee fun part of my brain#reminding myself that i will not be arrested for ''cringe'' and litterally no one cares and even if they do i dont care abt their opinion??#and I'm already on tumbr with a blog full of ship art like. at that point cmon#i keep thinking what if i die and my family looks through my stuff + sees a bunch of cartoon men kissing and it's like?? okay and???#a) that's a dumb what if + it litterally doesn't matter + is dramatic af b) I'd be dead c) they should thank me tbh#i was looking through stuff from when i was like 13 and i really just did whatever tf i wanted. like i sustained psychic damage#but u cant fault the enthusiasm + i was having a blast
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Once again, seriously considering asking someone to draw up a tattoo for a silly fandom thing, but also feeling silly about it sooo...
#life crap#void talks#nic talks#obviously I'd pay#but i also feel so weird asking about that#and who knows when I'd get it#coz i still haven't gotten my first tatt in memory of 2 dead family members#and yes...it's the dreamtale bois#would go on the arm where i want OTHER fandom tatts#also have to see how much my car part repair is gonna be so...#broke af#which blows coz i wanted to get my 1st tatt for my bday finally
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Acabo de darme cuenta que Profetas Modernos literalmente viola la mayoría de las reglas de bookgame, así que ahora tengo que decidir si quiero aprender otro sistema de historias interactivas (aka Choice o Twine) o ir nodo por nodo haciéndolo family friendly lpm
#I'M MAD AF#en español pq pintó qsyo tenía PM escrito casi todo en español so#interactive novel#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#modern prophets#to make it family friendly I'd probably have to rework all of Ivan's friends and uh. change Tobías death to a disappearance I guess¿#but that kind of fucks up everything else#bc the reason Iván even goes to [town with no name yet] is because Tobias is dead. well he doesn't think so but still. dead.#and if I wanted to shift software I'd probably go for Choice bc I tried Twine before and it's a NIGHTMARE if u don't know html and css#I mean u can use twine without em but the format will be ugly af#but Choices is very centered around the reader creating their own character#I mean Idk if it's a requirement of the system. maybe I could just. not do that.#but like. every choice game I've ever played had character creation as part of it#and I don't wannaaaaaa I love my lil guy Ivan too much to replace him for people's ocs#escritura#sufriendo#diosssw#bookgame
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Me when fandom louds and sheeps and big names say :"we ALL agreed that this is what we think?so we ALL do this OK? "
no I do whatever the fuck I want
#fucking hive mind I'd rather be dead than follow the masses#especially if they're stupid af and never read shit
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a Mad Men covid reunion thats just a grid of live streams pointed at tombstones and on the bottom there's Sally, Bobby and Gene
#Mad Men#maybe joan and peggy are still alive too. probably megan. and pete? chaough would be very old but maybe?#don's dead af. at 56 I'd say.
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been thinking about double life again lately so here is my ideal lineup if they ever do a second one:
scott & joel
would be horrible (incredible)
pleas eplease please please please i need to see them self destruct
gem & jim(my)
sometimes when the others say one of their names i think they're saying the other and then i have to go back to recontextualise the entire conversation for myself
i just think theyre a sweet duo and would be cute soulmates
jimmy final two (real) (not fake)
skizz & lizz(ie)
i like when their names rhyme
though after that guess the build it's questionable whether skizz knows how to rhyme
before wild life i'd just say some of the silliest on the server maximising their joint silliness, but
lizzie wants him dead now. it would be such a shame if he was the one person she wasn't allowed to
impulse & etho
yeah how do you like that bdoubleo100
this time impulse wins i swear it'll for real be this time
grian & bigb
they'd both be sooooo happy
bigb would treat him right
#grumboOUT #scarianOUT #bigrianIN
tango & bdubs
toxic AF
they lowkey are even now after wild life but i dont think thatll stop them from divorcing on live tv
cleo & pearl
most terrifying duo for everyone but gem
they've resolved their past trauma and now they can live happily with pearl's DOTS (Dog Of The Series)
unless,
mumbo & scar
completing the buttercups soulmate circuit as is Right and Just
unstoppable force (mumbo "kills a lot but only when he can die even more" jumbo) vs immovable object (scar's persistent survivability when in grave danger)
ren & martyn
god. i mean. you know i had to do it to them
this time they can die in each others arms
holding each other until their bodies give out
whispering reassurances until they can't speak any longer
#sorry i got a bit ahead of myself with that last one there#also i genuinely think this might be the only way to get scott and joel on a team together#i am so willing for them to prove me wrong#double life#trafficblr#life series#smallishbeans#scott smajor#geminitay#jimmy solidarity#skizzleman#ldshadowlady#impulsesv#ethoslab#grian#bigbst4tz#tangotek#bdoubleo100#zombiecleo#pearlescentmoon#mumbo jumbo#goodtimeswithscar#rendog#martyn inthelittlewood#traffic smp
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P4 - Charles Leclerc x Reporter/CS55 ex!Reader
Charles Leclerc x Reporter/CS55 ex!Reader - Instagram AU
Deuxmoi
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Deuxmoi Celebrity blind item just in💋
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User1 Football? This could be anyone ffs
User2 Props to him, that's mature
User3 I wouldn't give af if the feeling was mutual ^
User4 Charles is that you?
User5 as in Leclerc?
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user4 I mean they both met at Al Palazzo for lunch and she did date Carlos Sainz
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Memezdaily1 Who can relate?!
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the.real.y/b/f/n @y/n_y/l/n
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y/n_y/l/n 🫠
charlesbaby @charlesstan omg look at y/n's comment ^ post this on your page
User1 ugh I hate this feeling
User2 I just can't help myself (literally reading a forbidden romance book rn)
User3 me🙋
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I'mjustagurl why oh why😟
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y/n_y/l/n @the.real.y/b/f/n
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the.real.y/b/f/n you and mr Monaco
charlesbaby @charlesstan mr Monaco!! this is so charles coded
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charlesstan making a follow up post now
User1 setting him on fire wouldn't even do anything🥹
I'mjustagurl wait a second, my post went viral because of an f1 driver???
User2 not just any f1 driver girly - CHARLES LECLERCCCC LECLERCCCCCC cough cough cough ^
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y/n_y/l/n Monaco, I really like you🫶
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the.real.y/b/f/n👀
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y/n_y/l/n as in the place y/b/f/n the.real.y/b/f/n mhm
danielricciardo Australia is better tho
user1 so pretty!!
y/nstan miss gurl clean the mirror
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gridfashion11 reporter y/n y/l/n arriving at todays Monaco gp
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user1 does anyone know where the dress is from??
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user2 could be reformation?
y/nreports a Monaco princess
charleswifey replied
charleswifey fictionally married to Charles
f1wags I miss her being a wag, her fashion was always the best
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charlesstan charles be like "i want to be friends" but looks at y/n y/l/n like this
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user1 I kind of like the slow burn though
user2 wait i'm confused how do we know that he wants to be friends???
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charlesstan check the deuxmoi blind item, majority of people are assuming it's Charles & y/n
f1girly4lyfe I'd actually drop dead if he looked at me like that
f1wags I get that he doesn't want to disrespect Carlos but he's making it so obvious
charlesbaby omg her bff just liked this post!
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