#I'd be a teacher at the school
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Finally... S/I lore built completely off a friend's S/I... I have peaked. Jade the Dragon (MLP version) is @delightfuldevin's S/I. Thanks again for letting me use you as a building block for this one!!
I've actually had a concept of a Dragon S/I for MLP for a long time. I thought the concept that Dragons grow based on their hoard was fascinating and though what would happen if a Dragon had nothing? And also sense Twilight had to hatch a Dragon Egg for her Magic exam, did other students do the same? What happened to those dragons?
This is just the combination of those two concepts.
Most dragons have Something. The first thing they are given is their name, usually dragons are named after something precious and hoard worthy, hoping starting with something so precious would lead them to greatness in their futures.
The student who hatched Emile didn't give him a name, or anything really. They weren't friends. To them, Emile was just a pair of claws that could write and hold things. To Emile, the Student was his boss. They were co-workers at most.
Eventually, this student flunked out of Celestia's magic school, leaving Emile no where else to go. He was around 13 at this time, still without a name or anything else one may consider a hoard, and still the size of a child.
Princess Celestia ended up offering him a job, sense he stuck around and wandered aimlessly without the student to tell him what to do. He worked as Celestia's right hoof, like a Dragon would to a magic student. He wrote her letters and retrieved her books. She didn't need him, and he knew that, but Emile was never one to ask for much of anything, so he worked for the Princess without a word of resistance.
Working for the Princess came with many more freedoms than Emile was use to, but still nothing he could claim as his. He stayed in a guest room in the Castle, never spoke as his room, never decorated outside of what already existed. He gained knowledge from the Castle's Library, from borrowed books. He paid for his meals with hard work, he always put things back where he got them. Nothing was to keep.
This continued until Emile met Jade, a strange Dragon who'd come and go as he pleased, and talked of adventures through portals and across realities. Jade gave Emile his name, and with it Emile felt 10 feet tall. Jade gave Emile Friendship and Family, things one wouldn't consider to be owned, but when Emile first claimed Jade as his friend it became obvious he'd grown, more than physically.
Perhaps, with Jade's help, Emile can find he has the right to ask for thing and take up space.
#Emile's Arts#MLP Self Insert#Fighting with myself to make this S/I less depressing#But it's all about learning you SHOULD be a burden to others and take up space and ask for things#You have the right to little treats!!! Things you want!!! Be Selfish!!!!!!!#Aaaaaaaughfdj gjfdgdkf ANYWAY#Crush on Princess Celestia? Mayhaps....#I think she has secret Cringefail.......#She's sillie to me <3#This S/I is completely because I think Spike's design goes so hard#Gender stored in the littol dragon guy <3#And also I love love LOVE the trope of Short Angry Guy#And want at least ONE S/I that is Short Angry Guy coded#I'm not that short or angry irl but S/Is for for funsies to me#Me? Design Babie Jade because Adult Jade is very hard for me to draw? Mayhaps#ALSO#I don't interact with it but in the canon human highschool AU for MLPFiM#I'd be a teacher at the school#No other thought just tiny grumpy teacher#Okay that's all thankyou for reading!!!#And thanks again to Devin for letting me use your S/I as a launch pad!!!#I'm sorry I'm so bad at drawing Jade
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I love it in SV whenever it's like,
inside Shen Yuan/Qingqiu's Mind: I am a crusty old teacher man, why would anyone be attracted to me, let alone fall in love with me?!
external image of the crusty old teacher man:
your honor my client isn't stupid, but a lot of his thought process is taken up by a veritable rube goldberg machine of internalized homophobia
#svsss#scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#like I can't really blame luo binghe for losing his mind#if I had a high school teacher who looked like that and was nice to me I'd probably be unwell about it too
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i think you guys are onto smth..
i unironically got invested in this HELP
#WHERES THE FIC AT IF SOMEONE WRITES THIS I WILL PAY THEM A HUNDRED DOLLARS😭😭#kunikida serving the country while dazai's serving cunt😔#dazai was born to malewife but forced to manipulate and i think that's the greatest tragedy of bsd#anyway some facts i would like to share abt this au thay i came up w while drawing!!#takes place in 1939 (start of wwii) and there was a mandatory draft that required one male over eighteen from each house to serve#both of them are still twenty two and had been engaged for abt two years before getting married that year#newlyweds! unfortunately kuni had to go fight and they were seperated :(#before the war kunikida was a math teacher at the local high school and dazai obviously managed the household and didn't work#he's hopeless at cooking and meal prep even w recipie books so they either get those prepackaged meals or kuni makes dinner when he gets ba#so like when he's making lunch for kunikida he normally just packs a basic sandwich w raw fruit#kunikida always appreciates the effort even tho hes probably sick of having the same thing everyday but he won't complain abt it#when kunikida joined the army he was relieved that the mess hall had better food than dazai#he was the only one in his platoon that never complained abt the food so his fellow soldiers assumed it was bc he came from a tough bg#when in reality he was just used to being poisoned on a daily basis from his dumbass husbands cooking and was hardly fazed from army ration#they write to each other although its more dazai sending and kuni receiving bc hes off fighting and doesnt have time to write back#dazai talks abt life on the homefront and how he has to grow a victory garden (everything is DYING HE CANT EVEN RAISE TOMATOES)#and kuni writes abt his fellow soldiers and how the war is going and when he thinks he'll be home and how he misses sleeping in a bed#ANYWAY yea thought i'd share sry for infodumping in the tags again#this post is for like the four ppl that care abt this specific flavor of knkdz so hopefully this gets four notes at least#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#kunikida doppo#doppo kunikida#kunikidazai#knkdz#lotus draws#bro sry for posting at two in the morning i couldnt sleep until i got this out of my head they have infested my brain
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This is a deck of Happy Families cards I drew for my mum / myself, since it's a great game to teach kids "Have you got?"/"Do you have?" "Yes, I have."/"Yes, I do." in EFL classes, and her old deck from the 90s was in tatters
#It bugged me a little that every family needs to have a Mr and a Mrs to keep the game as simple as possible#so if any teachers on here have any ideas how to include queer families in a game like this I'd love to hear them#teaching#english teaching#lesson plan#efl#english as a foreign language#primary school#primary education#English games#teachblr
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most of my les mis art rots in my procreate/sketchbook so here's a few
#tags past this one will be explaining/adding onto these#enjolras one i feel a bit iffy about posting cuz the perspective is whack mostly cuz i freehanded it half asleep no reference or anything#but whatever i like parts of it#the one w valjean and cosette on a whiteboard was at my school and i watched my teacher erase them a few days later and it hurt my soul#just a little#last two are actually 2 stills from my animatic#i will never shut up until the animatic is done which i don't think will be for another few weeks#i have never made an animatic before and it's a little scary but overall i think it's going rlly well :3#hard part (sketching) is behind me#those 2 shots are from the beginning part#les mis animatic coming soon to a blog near you#yeah nothing else i'd like to add#posting this late expecting it to kinda flop idc#les mis#les miserables#jean valjean#javert#inspector javert#enjolras#he was in this right.. i forgor#marius pontmercy#cosette fauchelevent#bishop myriel#he's there#once#same w enjolras sorry just one art of them </3#good god i just yap don't i .
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This time Together with Maman as school teachers
Caption "Teachers for subjects you're not good at"
What subjects will they teach?
#I'd say Uramichi: definitely your school counselor!#Iketeru: Japanese or music teacher#Usahara: PE teacher (judging by his outfit)#Kumatani: Physics or Math teacher#kumatani's way of thinking and personality gives vibe that he'd be good at science#life lessons with uramichi#uramichi oniisan#manga#gaku kuze#official art#uramichi omota#daga iketeru#kumatani mitsuo#usahara tobikichi
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this whole thing being abt rage is also really interesting. I feel like it comes up so much in fiction as a motive because it's the one emotion that's unifyingly restless while everything else can be petrifying, and just personally nothing hits like impotent rage for me, esp. with teen characters, esp. with characters whose rage is stoked by Someone Else to further that Someone Else's cause. like you'll have done all that in a bout of passion and when you're done you look around you and nothing has changed. those sentiments don't get quelled by being satisfied. righteousness withdrawal is a horrible thing to intentionally drag someone into, least of all just some kids.
#I think Ive brought my personal experience into this whole thing lol but yeah just.#the ratgrinders read so much like radicalization to me. or you know just. high control group recruitment#and I've seen that one time brennan brought up uhhh conservatism? and where people come from with that#that quote of his thats like. before youre a fascist youre a bully. like extreme sentiments take root on specific soils#and that's like a higher level than what we're talking abt here lmao it's fake fantasy high school role playing#but yeah just like. the simultaneous understanding of the grift working on these kids bc they already think a certain way#and also the other part that is no matter what the way that they think is not. conducive to them being happy#like yeah a nasty person is nasty to be around! but that also means they're often isolated#which makes them even easier prey for people who want to use them#fhjy coming out in The Current Climate makes that connection so apparent too lol like#me hearing abt the rage god: oh so like twitter#for the record of course I Dont Know if this is a read that's intended by the show#but it maps well onto my experience with radicalization/decentralized cult#Ive just. been thinking abt the rat grinders in those terms ever since I made the connection#like. you're accomplished and high level and such. is this sustainable? have you done anything For Yourself#or has everything you've done so far been coerced out of you by someone else's sweettalking#anyways if I can run porter cliffbreaker over with a car I would. and I'd reverse on him too#truly thats the highschool trauma as well as the grown man with niblings talking lmao#nothing gets me more mad than a shitty teacher#not art
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cultural perspective being indispensible in media consumption but looking back i find it so funny that for years and years before teaching in japan i thought it was another suspension-of-disbelief surrealist kagepro thing that haruka and takane spent all their time in a homeroom class for just the two of them and now the maximum number of kids we've ever had in my special needs class is 3
#granted i work at a really small school but having separate classes and teachers for 1-4 special needs kids is really standard in japan#i know there are specialized high schools but i think most kids go through public school no matter what#i'm no expert on the subject but i think the approach is interesting#the fact that they're willing to dedicate that much personal attention - separate homeroom classes#and other teachers teaching individualized curriculum for all subjects - is nice#i also feel like i'd be planning really different content for english class with each of my two usual students than i am for the both o the#so that's just part of my job but again. that's just part of my job#yuukei yesterday was already one of the most grounded parts of kagepro#but knowing just how normal mr. tateyama's homeroom class is in cultural context it really is just an ordinary teen love story#i think i might've felt even stronger abt that when i was 16#personal#kagepro
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Idk exactly how Phee justified his actions in his head but I, personally, stand with New when he doesn't believe his bullshit excuses bc what part of the plan of infiltrating the group and befriend Jin involved BAREBACKING THAT BOY 3 TIMES IN THE SPAN OF A FEW HOURS?!?
#never did that while trying to befriend people#but then again#non my exes were ever severely bullied and groomed by one of our teachers and hate depression and disappeared under mysterious circumstances#and none of their brothers ever came back from England to try and figure out what happened and infiltrated a high school for it#maybe if that happened I'd have considered it#but I really did not#dff the series#dead friend forever#dff#dead friend forever the series
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And chapter 2 is out!
Blorbo time? I think it's blorbo time *does a funny little dance*
Tagging the beautiful artists @zillychu @they-bite here too hehehe >:3
#danny phantom#dp#My fic#My writing#danny fenton#dp fic#mr. lancer#mr lancer#The teacher of all time ever#I won't say#Oh God I wish that were me#I wish my teacher was like that#Cz like#They WERE#My eng teacher#my high school dean#my french teacher#MY CHEM TEACHER#They were such gems#I'd be crying shaking sobbing and they'd always be so so nice#I guess this fic is dedicated to them for helping me actually survive high school#Tbh a lot of danny's senior year experiences here are similar to my own#which is unfortunate#since those are the “hurt” moments of the hurt/comfort fic#But I digress
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academilunicwander ..!
(aca-demi-loon-ick-wander)
a xenogender identity related to wandering around a school at night, some of the classrooms still casting light through the curtains out into the world, an empty and liminal yet comforting ambience. ₊˚⊹
#based on my own personal experiences at my schools; usually parent-teacher evenings would be after sunset and i'd get to#walk around the empty school#mogai#mogai coining#xenogender#xenogender coining#xeno#xeno coining#⚠️ … xenogender#💜 ... and i know i'm the one who died
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Did....
...Did Luke ever go to school?
@smileyalater i think i just figured out why he was stupid enough to team up with Child chomper mcgee (Kronos)
#Im assuming since he was a year rounder Chiron probably taught hin some shit#but pre camp my mans was fucked#like May went crazy when he was like 1 so either he never went or Hermes enrolled him in school#I'd love to see the parent teacher meetings there lmao#pjo#luke pjo#pjo luke castellan#luke castellan#wolffox speaks#pjo Luke#Luke Castellan pjo
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hey man. i'm just saying. why would we put inexperienced teenagers with over-inflated egos and obvious emotional issues into combat classes and make them claw their way to the top of their dorms and expect things to just run smoothly. who actually thought this
#the reason rsa doesn't have overblots is because they understand the joy and whimsy of life and friendship btw#LIKE. why is there no school counselor?? do you know how much time & resources & effort & TRAUMA we could have saved the students &#school from if ANYONE had reached out to riddle and was like 'hey are you alright i heard xyz and i wanted to let you know...' ESPECIALLY#since TREY LITERALLY TELLS US 'oh well here's the lowdown on her trauma this is Probably what is causing this'#or if someone sat down to tell leona 'hey! i'm rooting for you in ur magift(?) game! you're my fav player!!' AND LET HIM FEEL NOTICED#or if someone approached azul as an Equal to try to stop his plans. as a friend even. BEYOND A BUSINESS TRANSACTION#or if ANYBODY BUT ESPECIALLY KALIM was like 'jamil i think you should follow your passions and do something you enjoy today!!' or AT LEAST#let him know he was appreciated as a person NOT JUST FOR HIS WORK#'i know you're doing a lot today but i just wanted to thank you for how much Effort you put into this and..' etc etc etc#ERM.. IF ANYONE TREATED VIL LIKE A HUMAN BEING AND NOT A CELEBRITY??? or even 'hey i loved you in this film i was wondering if we could#do a play together or something..!!' AND LET HER TRY A TYPE OF CHARACTER SHE NEVER GOT THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE. and sing her praises.#if anyone reached out to idia beyond a 'hey the teacher said to come to class'/'get out of your bed and come to our housewarden meeting'#or even. IF ORTHO HIMSELF was like. 'you know it's not your fault... you didn't cause all of this. not really' OR SOMETHING#or if malleus ever got to experience a small firsthand loss AND WAS COMFORTED THROUGH IT. not just quick fix via magic. not replacing. just#GRIEVING SOMETHING??????? and wasn't feared by literally everyone#um. maybe the real twisted part is that all of this tragedy was easily preventable if we had a support system in place.#but idk. twst is a highschool. there's no support in real high school either. i'd probably overblot too if i could ajdjrjfinfdndjd#twst#chatter#LONG RAMBLE SORRY#yes overblots are essential to the plot. but also. do you know how frustrating it is watching the blot build up and sitting in silence.#I'M SORRY IK IF SOMETHING LIKE THIS WAS HAPPENING TO A GUY I JUST MET I WOULD PROBABLY NOT NOTICE.. but of it was my Friend or Housewarden..#I'D ASK BRO.... I'D ASK ... UGHHHHHUUUHHHH#not that anyone would notice if *I* was about to lose it tbh#speaks volumes about our society o think#OKAY NOW I'M DONE FOR REAL
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No one told me that Moby Dick was actually a book about some guy's autism special interest of whales and whaling history and I'm really glad no one did because my reading interests as a an adult are so far gone different from childhood and also audiobooks make this form of consumption so much more palletable.
Please tell me more about how no one could draw whales correctly and how different cultures developed their interests and views on whaling and how animal classification worked before Darwin's Theory of Evolution was officially published. Oh yeah, better throw in some plot occasionally to so they let you get this published as a work of fiction.
#simultaneously glad and disappointed I didn't read this in high school#disappointed because I'd love to hear what my high school teachers and classmates would have to say about it#glad because I definitely wouldn't have had the patience to read it all and would have likely been assigned am abridged version#Moby Dick#also holy schist Ishmael and Queequeg are so damn gay#80% of the plot is in the last four chapters and I find that delightful
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community college is so funny because half of the teachers are like "For this class you need to use lockdown browser for all quizzes and tests. You need to buy this 70 dollar textbook, and all papers turned in must be in APA format with a title page even if they're only 500 words long. I will not accept late assignments. Also you have a minimum of 4 assignments a week." and the other half are like "you don't need proctoring for the final exam I trust you. here's a download link to a pirated copy of the textbook. as long as your writing is coherent and demonstrates an understanding of the material I literally could not care less what format you use. I can't figure out how canvas works so I'm not giving you due dates, just make sure it's turned in before the grading period ends. your only weekly assignment is a forum post with a minimum of 100 words."
#my favorite teacher so far is still the film history professor I had in my first semester.#he was very old and didn't understand how canvas worked at all and sometimes had trouble opening a video file#but simultaneously he was tech literate enough to recommend we use firefox with an ad blocker#because whenever someone missed class and was like 'where do i go to find the movie' he'd be like 'use an ad blocker and google it'#he said the school made him stop emailing links to free movie sites because people would open them on chrome with no ad block#and there'd be borderline malware on them. like this guy gave me the impression he was like. a veteran movie pirate lol.#that class had barely any assignments. like there wasn't a final exam or anything.#he just wanted us to write a paragraph or so answering a few questions about the movies we watched. it was chill.#and i also learned a lot actually. like i didn't know what a nickelodeon was before then. or the Hays Code.#the movies were genuinely good. i never thought Id be that into old black and white movies or westerns for example but they actually slapped#some of them had really mature themes and i definitely started to understand the people on this website who are like#'if the only media you consume is children's media you should maybe branch out instead of calling steven universe problematic'#because a lot of the movies we watched depicted very 'problematic' things and were able to directly address them because they are for adults#(to clarify I didn't just like kids media before then. i just mean that it introduced me to some older stuff i didn't think I'd like)#(but i ended up liking a lot. it also made me realize that movies made today are kind of shit. which i also already knew)#(but it put it more into perspective because I have more to compare it to)#im rambling now. community college is pretty swag i enjoy it. and i do get along with the teachers who have crazy requirements too lol.
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I've seen a few posts about how if you were bookish as a kiddo, then you have an author with whom you have an irrational vendetta because of an English teacher. I keep trying to consider if I have one, but I don't think I do. I've definitely had English teachers I didn't respect, but I can't fathom taking them seriously enough to feel anything about their opinions on lit.
#i was very independently driven about my education and if a teacher was inept then i dismissed them and found my own means#in elementary school when the school librarians wouldnt let me check out books from the higher grade sections#i just went to the public library#collected what i wanted#and then brought them with me during the designated school library times instead#that's actually how i discovered edgar allen poe#even if i loved a teacher i didn't like. defer my education to them.#like i certainly had teachers i argued with or maliciously complied with or fucked with#but i didn't retain anything they had to say substantively if it wasn't worth listening to#the other side of this is once my beloved and very pregnant western civ teacher was like i can't do today can you teach the chapter#and then she took a nap at her desk while i taught the class off of her powerpoint#i'd already read the textbook a few times by then it was fun to force my classmates to listen to me go off and she made well structured ppt
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