#I'M SERIOUS.

[detherun]

@theguythatdraws @hogwarts9 @yoselin-uyu @rinrinart @cherry-pop-elf @theblacktulip9 @finns-blogg

[professional-meteorologist]

I'll admit I'm impressed, Marvin. Didn't think you had it in you to bottom

"I DON'T BOTTOM ALL THE TIME, you people are acting like I AM a bottom... Which I am NOT."

"IT WAS JUST A ONE TIME THING..."

[stewy]

i bring a "where is stewy" vibe to the episode that jesse armstrong doesn't really like....

[chessb0r3d]

There's literally no heterosexual explanation for this.

Is it gay to find someone who looks awfully identical to your fictional crush?

[your-dear-friend]

PLEASE, i need some help 🆘🆘

recently got acquainted with the band "my chemical romance" and i want to get to know these guys better 👁️ please, someone tell me more about them, recommend articles, interviews or songs. anything. i'd be happy to. PLEASE.

[rds-passerine]

Imagine the gentleman town webtoon comes out by the time you're 18 BYE

Theo crush stays in the childhood and then I start yearning for Tucker😈 (Or clint idk)

[undercooked-icicle]

It's pride month! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

[the-casbah-way]

keep that blonde man on a leash

[aroldpdl]

how can i not mention depression during my first conversation with someone if it had a major impact on my entire life and for the last ten years basically dictated what i did

[mangos-draws]

I hate my OCs. I should actually just scrap all of them, delete all art I made of them and only draw fanart from now on.

[thegreatimpersonator]

i need you're on your own kid, start to finish. that instrumental at 1:44? live? AND THEN THE BRIDGE? who would we even be after that

[captainsy-cookiemonster]

Bro somebody stop me from making this my Halloween costume 🙈

[transsexualgriffith]

the oath of fëanor is a stigmata and I will die on this hill.

[calicojo]

ouhhhh yerba mate...... it has cured all of my ailments, mental, emotional, and physical

[search-queery]

I am telling all of you now

I WILL NEVER JOKE ABOUT BEING IN A TIME LOOP.

I think the discussion that made time loops my brand was entirely confined to Twitter, so since this website has gone all in on time loops of late, here, have the story:

Several years ago, I suggested to my wife that we have an agreement that if either one of us ever came to the other and said that we were in a time loop, we just accept that it's real and get on with things, thereby eliminating the frustration of the looping partner having to convince the other one every day.

She REFUSED. Because "time loops aren't real."

Well, we had this debate on and off for several years, and finally, she got tired of me bringing it up and agreed. So now we have a deal: We'll believe each other, but if I ever do it as a joke, the deal's off.

It turns out that the reason that my wife has been refusing to make this agreement is less that time loops aren't real, and more that she's concerned I would come to her one day, claim to be in a time loop, and then the next day declare the time loop had finally broken. And since that is, of course, exactly what it would look like to her if I really was in a time loop, she'd have no way of proving it.

I explained to her that she's completely right, that would be incredibly funny, but I'd never do it because there's a part of me that is legitimately nervous that I will actually end up in a time loop one day, and I need her to believe me.

[the-casbah-way]

nothing like the bond between two faggots with personality disorders