#I’ve gone too deep

[dangthatscrayz]

You have no idea how close I am to start writing cringey slay the princess x reader fanfiction and headcannons, autism is winning yall.

This how I feel rn:

That was a joke for obvious reasons

But this fandom needs the 2016 fandom treatment I want to see a ungodly amount of fan au’s and crappy fanfiction everyone reads anyways

(Thank you for coming to me TEDtalk)

(If anyone causally slips stuff into my inbox i might have to do it, I’m sorry but the amount of fanfiction on this app is so criminally low I feel like by law I have to do it)((don’t ask how I am doing rn I swear I’m very normal abt slay the princess)

[housederiva]

I just beat Veilguard for the first time after about 100 hours, I give it a 5.7/10. I would’ve enjoyed it more if I hadn’t loved Dragon Age since 2009 and had this story not been one of the cornerstones of my life since I was a child

[secretly-larry-daley]

Sometimes I forget this is an ask Larry Daley blog and just post random thoughts…

Does— does this mean it looks like Larry is talking about random shit like a mutant worm and biblical fanfiction…? If so that’s hilarious. Please, tell me what y’all think.

[5hark-byt3]

Hiiiii I drew Shiver again bc I’ve been in a Shiver drawing moooodddd hiiiiiiiii

[golden-stag]

Oh! Almost forgot to mention that I got to play a tiny bit of Xrd -SIGN- with the same friend I played Missing Link and XX with.

My god Xrd… It’s so much fun, I cannot overstate how much fun I had getting to try it out!! The movement and animation is so bouncy and fluid, everything feels like it so lovingly crafted that you just can’t help having the time of your life.

I also got to meet two of the Valentines! I’ve heard a lot about them, so it’s exciting to get to see them in game :D

[jamminvroomvroom]

ooooof i gotta update my masterlist soooo much there is way too much maintenance to do, so many links to find

[bodynblood666]

i for some reason has a dream about Jutty last night??? I saw him in a walmart and we started talking like we were friends 😭

[unfried-mouth-wheat]

1: why does British children’s cartoon Horrid Henry reference Rocky Horror Picture Show

2: why is the reference to Sweet Transvestite

3: why is the reference delivered by the character Miss Battle-Axe

[showfallfoodcourtemployee]

So far about half of the containers are gone, I set most of them on ledges or tables

Wherever i could basically

[asheoninactive]

I should make a whole post outlining every gintama koemane cover or at least the most notable ones

Stream these

[queeermiku]

winter break makes me feel so lost

[arcticmist0324]

I almost never listen to country music nowadays except for when I’ve been around my family. It’s kind of like greeting an old friend who you haven’t seen in many years.

[mothalas]

I feel like a part of my soul has been forecefully ripped from my being.

[thumbspooned]

it’s so late and i feel tender and reflective tonight! harvest moon etc..

[whateveriwant]

I know I’ve already gone on and on about what it’s like to have a size difference with Simon Riley, but I’m sorry, I just will never get over how big and strong this man is.

Like I feel like sometimes his size gets lost on us since he’s surrounded by other tall, buff military guys all the time. But y’all, I’m telling you, this man is big. Like 6’4, 250+ pounds, big enough to eclipse the sun big.

With a man that big, it honestly doesn’t even matter what size you are because he’s always going to be bigger and stronger than you anyway. You can be tall, short, stocky, thin, whatever, and this man is still fully capable (and willing? 👀) of snapping you in half like a twig.

Are you worried about potential home invaders? Well, you shouldn’t be. One quick flick of his wrist and he’s breaking the neck of anyone who tries to threaten you. Did you accidentally lock yourself out of the house? Well, don’t bother calling a locksmith. There’s no lock left to pick after he’s just caved the door in with his foot. Do you have a really stubborn jar you’re struggling to open? Well, hand it over, love. He can crack that sucker open in half a second flat.

But Lord, don’t even get me started when it comes to all the ways Simon uses that strength of his in the bedroom.

Like when he tells you to sit on his face so he can eat you out. Don’t even try it with that nervous, hovering, “I’m too heavy, Si,” bullshit. You better sit your ass down right when and where he tells you to or he’ll hold you down by the hips until he’s had his fill.

Or when, after a night of heavy flirting and teasing, he’s got that look in his eye as he corners you against your entryway wall. Don’t be surprised when one moment your feet are firmly planted on the ground, and the next you’re lifted into the air, your legs slung over his arms as he drills into you like you’re his own little fuck puppet.

Or when he’s got you spread out on his bed, got your knees up by your ears, got the backs of your thighs burning in a way that’s matched only by how your walls have to stretch to take his thick cock. Don’t think he’s being mean or malicious when he sees your eyes well with tears but does nothing to change the way he’s fucking down into you. It’s not that Simon doesn’t care whenever you cry and quiver and plead with him to go easier on you, it’s that he knows the truth. He knows that, deep down, you love when he handles you like he isn’t afraid to break you.

[wickershells]

God I miss the legend of zelda... comfort game series forever n ever n ever