#I’ve been wanting to draw this for a g e s

[nguyenfinity]

@spixi I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO DRAWING THE TAGS IN THIS

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[being-a-human-isnt-very-fun]

Therianthropy Alphabet

credit to @local-xenogender-icon for the alphabet!

A - awakening

I always remember running around pretending to be a deer and always drawing/seeing myself as a deer. I used to push these away when I was older and never thought about it until I realized that therianthropy was a thing and I wasn’t the only one experiencing it. After that I narrowed my theriotype down to a caribou (yes, I know there are subspecies but they’re all very similar so I just say caribou).

B - balance

My therianthropy affects the way I communicate with other people, and my hobbies. It doesn’t affect my work/school/life balance as much, aside from little “quirks” like being afraid of loud noises, being very attached to people, etc

C - city

I don’t live in a city, I live in a rural area, which I’m very grateful for.

D - diary

I do have an alter human diary! It’s mostly just documenting shifts or drawing, and also functions as a regular journal.

E - experience in the community

I’ve had an extremely positive experience in the alterhuman community on Tumblr, and I’m eternally grateful for this because it helped me untangle my therianthropy identity and figure out who I am. Other social media platforms, not so much.

F - friends

None of my friends know I’m a therian, but I have a friend who is a furry who I think suspects.

G - gear

I don’t really feel the need for gear, but I get why people like it. If I had enough money, I might look into buying something, but mostly gear is centered around foxes/wolves/cats, and it would be hard to find caribou gear. I would have to buy a commission which is very expensive.

I - identity

I only have one theriotype, which is a caribou. I’ve yet to meet another caribou, but I have met so many other deer, who have all been super cool!

J - jokes

I love making little jokes about my identity, because it is very silly if you think about it.

K - knowldege

On a scale of 1-10, I would say my knowledge of alterhumanity is a 7 or 8. I still have a lot to learn.

L - liking, loving

I don’t think I could’ve had a “better” theriotype, a caribou is a lovely animal that I am grateful to be.

N - nature

My theriotype lives in northern parts of North America, and in Europe. They are migratory, so they don’t have one specific territory or anything.

O - otherhearted

Tbh I don’t really know the difference between otherhearted and therianthropy but I don’t think I’m otherhearted.

P - popularity

My theriotype isn’t very popular (unless it’s Christmas). Fun fact: in North America, caribou are called reindeer when they’re domesticated, but in Europe, they’re always called reindeer.

R - real body

I get species dysphoria from time to time.

S - sex

I never really thought about the sex of my theriotype? It’s kind of hard to tell really.

T - traits

-fear of loud noises/sudden noise

-foraging for food (gardening mostly)

-head butting things

-communicating with grunts, moving my head, pointing with my feet, or flicking my “ears” (that don’t exist bc phantom shift)

-running/hiking in the woods and swimming

-flight instinct

Urges

I think this question was centered more towards therians with prey drive instincts, because my urges are mostly just to run away, swim in random bodies of water, eat the grass, and restlessness.

W - wondering

Leaving the question here for context: “How do you think you would look like, if you could psychically shapeshift into your therio/kintype? (Describe or put an image here!)”

Y - yarn

Leaving this question for context too: “If you wanted to buy/make a tail, would it be real fur or fake/yarn fur?”

Caribou don’t have tails…

Z - zoo (as in the place)

I like zoos that are there for protection of a species or rehabilitation. I think there can be a lot of abuse involved, though.

[trans-luis-serra-navarro]

Hi I LOVE luis and I LOVE Serennedy and I’m SO HAPPY you have asks on!!

Anyways I was laughing to myself this morning about Luis’s first words to Leon being in English. Ik it’s just for the benefit of the players of re4r BUT I like to think that he only had to take one look at blonde, thicc, gun-clad Leon and go “yeah that’s an American, better speak English” like logically that’s a Spanish man in his isolated Spanish village, so he had no other reason to NOT speak Spanish there!!! He clocked Leon so fast lolol.

That’s not really question but wanted to share my brainrot. So uhhh, read any good Serennedy fics lately?

TUMBLR DELETED MY EXTREMELY LOMG ANSWER TO THIS AND I AM S O MAD BUT YOU HAVE SUCH A BIG MASSIVE BRAIN I JUST H A D TO DRAW YOUR CONCEPT

((Also not to plug my own art or anything but my main is @wisecrackingeric-2 if you wanna see more stuff like that!!!!))

BUT OH MY GOD?? Y E S ?????????? HOW HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE HOLY CRAP Leon’s big bodacious behind and jokes aside I REALLY WISH we got to see more of Luis using Spanish in casual conversation!!!!!! Like clearly he’s both VERY fluent in English and Spanish and uses them both interchangeably but GOD I WISH WE GOT TO HEAR LIKE A FULL CONVERSATION BETWEEN HIM AND MENDEZ OR SOMETHING. Like that opening scene in seperate ways???? MUWAH. IT WAS SO COOL. ANYWAYS YOUR ACTUAL QUESTION YES I HAVE S O MANY FIC RECS I CAN GIVE YOU!!!!!

‘Nothing Fades Like The Light’ by @greasedcowboy is genuinely possibly my favourite fanfiction of all time. I’ve never had to go lay down on my bathroom floor because of a fic until this one HXNEHENDIX

‘Another Time’ by @hamartia-grander is S U C H AN INCREDIBLY WELL PACED time travel fic with the most GUT WRENCHING plot twists EVER’

‘I Carry All My Sins’ by @mooseonahunt I don’t. I don’t even wanna spoil this one. Just. Just read it totally blind

‘Loves For Show’ by @theprestigegirly Is S U C H a good fake-dating slowburn fic which is H I G H PRAISE coming from someone who usually isn’t a fan of the genre!!!!!!!! Seriously if you like beautiful wording and gorgeous depictions of raw human emotion this one’s for you!!!!!!!!!!!!

‘We’ll Be Alright’ by @ugetelynx IS SO GOOD. GOD ITS SO GOOD MAN. It’s a S U P E R unique AU and the way Lynx weaves the story and takes you along the path of these two slowly learning how to live a life with one another- MWUAH. LITERALLY SO GORGEOUS. Prepare to have your soul ripped out of your ribcage

‘Redemption Of The Guilty’ by Sylanna!!!!! Again another one where I’m like just!!!! Go read it!!!!!!!! I don’t wanna spoil it!!

‘Digital Man’ by @geddy-leesbian CHILDHOOD FRIENDS AU CHILDHOOD FRIENDS AU CHILDHOOD FRIENDS AU (<- going insane pounding my fists on a wooden table)

‘Renovations’ by Gayhorrorboy IS SO CHARMING AND FULL OF GENUINE LOVE FOR THE SUBJECT AT HAND!!!!! I’ve been watching my friend work on this fic for MONTHS now and I can say with confidence it was made with so much love and care I can’t reccomend it enough!!!!

I W O U L D be tacky and add my own fics to this list but I haven’t stooped that low yet HANDHDNSJX if you’re curious though my AO3 handle is just WisecrackingEric!!!

[yourlocaltrashcan657]

Mental Hospital AU! Yandere! Attack on Titan x Female Reader ~| Erwin Ending |~

“Y/N! I thought you were hurt or died!” Erwin yelled as he walked towards her and gripped her shoulders. “You’re always getting into trouble.. I’m glad you’re safe.”

”E-Erwin… Erwin! Did you find Krista or Ymir? Sasha? Please tell me you did.” Y/N begged.

”They’re alright. I’ve had everyone evacuate the building. It’s just us and the patients inside.” Erwin explained.

”L-let’s go then.” Y/N said before walking into the hallway. Erwin dragged her back in quickly. ”Erwin what’re you doing?”

”We can’t get out of the Hospital because of the exits being blocked. There’s one in my office and if me make in time we can escape.” Erwin said.

The pair quickly walked towards the office, making sure to avoid any trouble in the distant rooms and hallways. As they turned the final corner, they halted in their tracks to see a large pillar blocking the entrance.

”Erwin what’re we going to do..?” Y/N asked as she turned to him.

”I’ll get supplies from the store room in the other hallway. Stay here.” Erwin said as he walked away.

Looking down, Y/N saw an opening to the office. Crawling through the rubble and under the large pillar, Y/N barely made her way to the office. Standing up, she made her way to the emergency exit only for it to be locked. Looking around, Y/N went to Erwin’s desk and began to scatter his papers on the floor and search for the key.

Opening his draws, Y/N could see pictures of herself. Ones from Krista’s social media account. Picking them up, Y/N instantly recognised them from past moments she shared with her dead friends. Only.. she was the only one in the pictures. 

Rustling noises could be heard getting louder and louder, meaning that Erwin must be getting into the room. Placing the pictures back into the draw, Y/N stood up properly and walked towards the door. Did she really want to leave with this man? Could she even trust him.?

As the pillar fell to the floor, Erwin stepped over it and made his way into the room with a large piece of wood. He walked over to Y/N and gently placed a hand on her shoulder. On the side of his forehead, it was dripping blood whilst his face was covered with dust. His usual, nicely combed hair was much messier than she last saw it.

”E-Erwin. Are you okay?” Y/N said nervously as she stepped back a bit.

”I’m alright.. I just slipped and hit my head. Yeah.” Erwin said as he made his was to the emergency exit.

”It’s been blocked off too. It needs a key.” Y/N explained.

”How did you get in?” Erwin asked.

”I saw an opening from below. The door was broken so I crawled into it-“ Y/N explained.

”Didn’t I tell you to stay outside?” Erwin asked in a menacing tone. “Imagine you got crushed under the pillar from too much movement? What would I do? What would I tell your friends?”

Y/N stood frozen in the spot. She never considered any on those things, but is she did then she never would’ve found the drawer full of pictures. 

“S-sorry. I thought I could’ve helped.” Y/N muttered.

Erwin simply looked at his desk and his eyes widened. All of his papers were scattered wasn’t the problem to him. The drawer. Turning his head he saw Y/N looking at him.

”Did you go through the drawer?” Erwin asked.

”W-What.?” Y/N asked, acting dumbfounded.

”I asked a question Y/N and I expect an answer, not another question.” Erwin said before fully turning to face her. “Answer me.”

”I d-did.” Y/N whispered before looking down at her feet, not wanting to see his face.

”No no no. Look up.” Erwin demanded as he lifted her head up by the chin with his hand. “What did you see?”

“Pictures.” Y/N simply said.

”Do you know how hard it is for me to see you talking to those devils?” Erwin asked as he kept the hand on her chin. “I don’t think you do.”

”G-get your hand off me! Your a creep!” Y/N yelled as she stepped away from him.

”Oh? Is that what you think of me?” Erwin asked as he towered over her. “I’m not going anywhere. And neither are you.”

Erwin gripped the wooden object and swung it at her head, knocking her out.

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Sitting at the vanity mirror, Y/N looked at herself only to look back at Erwin who was closing the door behind him. This would probably be the worst night and day of her life. And who would’ve thought a bride would hate her own wedding day?

”Look forward Y/N, not at me right now.” Erwin ordered.

Looking back at herself in the mirror, Erwin walked over to her and stood behind her. Resting his hands on her shoulder.

”You messed up tonight. On purpose.” Erwin said.

”I didn’t d-do it on purpose! I swear-“ Y/N protested.

”Quiet. You’ll only speak when I tell you to Y/N, you know that by now.” Erwin demanded.

Sweat ran down her forehead as she continued to stare at herself in the mirror. Erwin’s hands made his way to her arms as he rubbed them up and down.

”When I told you, not to try and get help. What’s the one thing you did?” Erwin asked.

”I a-asked for help.” Y/N answered.

”You’re stupid for trusting that woman at the wedding. She is stupid and couldn’t get your signs of help. Neither could your brother.” Erwin said.

“I didn’t say anything to Aiden!” Y/N yelled only to quickly silence herself.

”You’re lucky I even let that brat come to the wedding. Luckily, he’s oblivious just like everyone.” Erwin muttered. “Stupid flower boy.”

”Stop it!” Y/N sobbed out before covering her face in her hands to cry. She let it all out, all of her anger, sadness, disgust. Everything. Whatever makeup was on her face was spilled down her cheeks. He had kept her in his mansion for a few years, finally took her outside only to be meeting fancy, rich people at parties. 

“Now now Y/N, we don’t want you to get the prettiness off your face. Imagine what would happen if you had red eyes and tears all the time? I wouldn’t be able to dress up my doll or have her meet my friends.” Erwin said as he gently pulled her head out of her hands and made her face the mirror.

Y/N’s eyes were pink from the non-stop sobbing, the very little makeup on her face was ruined until Erwin wiped it off to prevent it spilling on her expensive dress or staining her beautiful face.

“Tell me, what is you want so bad that you’d want more than a life with me? Hm?” Erwin asked.

”I.. I want to see Krista, Ymir, Sasha. I want to see them again goddammit! I don’t want Aiden to think I’m living a happy life when I’m not! Has the only family I have.. I want to see my mom and dad again!” Y/N answered only for Erwin to grip her cheeks and direct her attention to his face.

”Too bad. You’re going to let your husband dress you up and play with you like the doll you are. I won’t hesitate to punish you just to teach you. Do you understand?” Erwin asked for Y/N to simply nod and let him go.

Was this the life Y/N even wanted? A life of rich and fame? She’s rather be with those three idiots, talking about something stupid like they used to. And her brother was too young to understand anything but was everything to her at one point. 

“Get changed into your nightwear and go to sleep. I’ll join you in a while.” Erwin demanded.

”Y-Yes Erwin.” Y/N stuttered.

[majoartspace]

Golden Zodiac

For inktober 2022 I wanted to create a collection combining ink with metallic watercolor. Recently I’ve been fascinated with astrology (as many others) so I thought it would be a good theme for the collection, therefore I used the main objects of each zodiac sign: their character representation, their flower, their element and their constellation. I draw them in ink against a golden background. I’m very pleased with the results and in the near future I plan to make reproductions in a myriad of products. On my instagram I shared some more behind the scenes of these illustrations, and on my YT channel you can see the process of every one of them. I hope you like them.

A R I E S

T A U R U S

G E M I N I

C A N C E R

L E O

V I R G O

L I B R A

S C O R P I O

S A G I T T A R I U S

C A P R I C O R N

A Q U A R I U S

P I S C E S

Thanks for the visit ♥

[grossrottie]

omg of course it's okay to reblog!!! 😭💖 but to spare my poor followers needing to scroll extra far down their dash, i hope you don't mind me replying here 🙏

AWW you are so nice, thank you so much!!!! 🥰💖 yes yes yes e v e r y t h i n g about him is gamified, is such a performance that we can't help but look at him and wonder what he's going to do next!! layers upon layers of acting that both are him and aren't him…plus it doesn't hurt that he's gorgeous 😉

oh don't worry, i'm sure the Toymaker would have no problem at all consuming you 👀

AHHHH you know what!!! i was in the middle of MAKING a s/i for Doctor Who and then i got super embarrassed about it 🙈💖 i was creating a ludologist (person who studies games) who accidentally summons the Toymaker through their research…i liked the design but wasn't happy with the art i was drawing!! should i give it another shot?

and what about YOU!! do you also selfship/self-insert? 👀

Oooh that’s valid, maybe I’ll put this reply under a readmore so that people don’t have to scroll?

Yessss, everything about him is gamified!! I feel like even in a domestic situation (which, for him would absolutely be twisted for both parties) he would derive pleasure from games, trickery, teasing and torment!!!

Which I’m totally okay with! Haha. And he’s so gosh darn easy on the eyes, I’d happily become a doll on his shelf if I could just look at him :P

Now I just thought abt him calling his partner “doll face”, “doll”, etc, and dressing them up and pampering them in that weirdly creepy way. 🫣

A ludologist is such a good idea for a s/i with the Toymaker, omg!!! Very clever, and I especially love the accidental nature of the summoning.

I haven’t drawn in quite a while, but I really wanna dip my toes back into art with selfship or f/o art!!!! And that would also include other people’s f/os and s/is (with their consent, ofc) as I love drawing other peoples’ ships!!!!

So if you end up posting a design 👀 I might snatch and draw them and the Toymaker (only if you’re comfortable with it, tho!)

I’m so curious abt the dynamic between him and your s/i!!!!!

And yesss, I do selfship!!! Tho I haven’t posted much abt my personal timelines and headcanons and stuff, I’ve been a bit too embarrassed to do that—but I’m gonna get over that embarrassment and be indulgent soon!!!!! :3 the best part about self shipping imo is the total freedom to do whatever you want to make yourself happy!

I’ve been pondering an “all-powerful reality jumping being who has gone around and compiled all their f/os whether the f/os like it or not” idea, but I haven’t gotten too far along yet :3 some of my other s/is and f/os have individual stories linked to the actual canon source material, but a one-s/i-fits-all approach could be fun!!

And now I’m just rambling akdhdkdhrjeje

ty for your messages agh!! I super appreciate you and your brilliant ideas, and I’d always be happy to see another Toymaker lover!!! :3

[brandonwaratah01]

♥️ drawsketchillustrate!💚

B r a n d o n W a r a t a h 0 1

“ The brand new project that I’ve started this week regarding a drawing, sketch and or illustration(s) to increase in number and quantity within the following days, weeks and months. Pottery and Ceramic art to likely conclude on the 22nd of December, 2023. To resume once there is spare time or when I am ready in 2024. I would be busy with these art ideas that I’ve typed. I have my own style when it comes to Catholic art making. I could make beautiful art without a methodology to guide me through the phases of creating the art piece(s). I am able to create art pieces with art products that were provided for me recently. I am increasingly thankful towards loving people that have assisted in any way for me to have these products and gifts. Perhaps I could turn the draft drawing(s) that is going to be created into polished pieces to then be viewed either online or in person at an art gallery in 2024. I want to make Renaissance style art pieces with a Photorealism aesthetic style incorporated within my art making creations. I have to read three books to understand and increase artistic creativity ability. I am glad to have been supported by people that care regarding my artistic career. Draw, sketch and illustrate would be the first phase of the new chapter of creativity of 2024 as a continuation in 2023. The second phase would be to turn these ideas into art pieces. To then turn these ideas into framed mix media oil paintings for local to global exhibitions. If these art pieces get auctioned, I would have replicas made as a preference. The first opening session of the exhibition to have favoured invitations such as v.i.p guests that would make me feel increasingly comfortable. A live speech to speak and say, addressing a special thank you to those that have assisted me to get where I am in the case of then. I like, love and cherish this art journey that I have ahead of me. It’s an opportunity to succeed in life. Self educative books that I have waiting to be read or reread rather than flicking through and or mainly check the images to improve my current art making practices. I have to make it my profession and be able to recite facts instantaneously. I’d appreciate it if the art exhibition allows sessions to be made in place so that I’d have peace of mind. I’ll have to definitely return the favours for the person(s) providing the art items that were provided for me to make, create and do in my own time. I’d like to provide insight that I might be able to return to pottery / ceramic after the concluding phases of this year’s studio visits into the following year of 2024. I have the idea to construct each idea out of the thirty eight ideas that were typed and shown to a supporter. I am already considered a local artist which is good although it could be better in the future. Starting as drawings, sketches to illustrations and then made, created and done into polished sets of artistic creativity for exhibition viewing. I must therefore give it my all and best efforts to succeed any artistic field and creativity that I’d dedicated my efforts to. Fingers crossed that I succeed and make those that believe in me to feel proud. ”

♥️ B r a n d o n v.p N g u y e n 💚

[strywoven]

@lachrymosestorm has requested a story : ♡ Our muses almost kiss, but are interrupted. // A KISS SET UP! RUINED BY FATE. OH NO! >3c

𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅.

❝ Oh !  Good , you’re here.  Come , come , I’ve something to give you , ❞ Clawed hand motions , ushering the young woman over , to come c l o s e r to his desk so she need not have this conversation with her standing awkwardly in the doorway of the office.  ❝ And I suppose you can close the door , too.  This i s considered a ‘ work discussion ’ .  In some ways.  We don’t want to be interrupted. ❞  Claudius chortles , shaking his head at the thought ; though , this would be considered more of a PERSONAL ENDEAVOR than anything , wouldn’t it ?

As Dez approaches the desk , Claudius pulls out a small envelope – innocuous and unassuming , with the words : for desdemona , scrawled across the face – and passes it along to her.  ❝ Do you remember our arrangement from some time ago ?  When I said I would do a bit of shilling on your behalf ? ❞  He taps the envelope in her hands , seeming to puff up and look rather p l e a s e d with himself , ❝ Well , I’ve been speaking about your artwork to a few of business partners , and showing them what you can do , ❞ He nods to the paintings she’s done for him hanging on his walls , ❝ And quite a few of them seem to be rather d e l i g h t e d by your work , isn’t that great ?  They all have one of your cards , but that envelope has their cards as well , so there are no surprises about who might contact you.  Granted , they might be a bit stiff to work with , but they are all decent people. ❞  There is no chance Claudius would ever willingly send any of his more obnoxious or unbearable partners to Dez’s doorstep ( if he could help it ) .

A few moments of silence pass ‘tween them — thoughtful , comfortable , unconcerned.  Claudius regards her with an air of one who looks at his WHOLE WORLD and thinks : how can i give you everything ? how can i do more for you ?  He smiles , reaching out to brush his hand over her fair cheek , angling her head up to meet his eye.  ❝ I hope this helps push your career forward , Dez , ❞ He tells her , ❝ I truly want nothing but the b e s t for you , and I will do all that I can to make that happen. ❞  It’s an AFFIRMING SINCERITY Claudius speaks with ; genuine and wholehearted.  And although he knows he shouldn’t – and while there are parts of him even still that reel and rile at being so c l o s e to her – Claudius finds himself leaning towards her , looking to kiss her ( just once , he tells himself , just once for now then i can send her home ) ⸺

❝ ⸺ Hey boss , we’ve got a situation with some of th’ new folk downstairs can ya’ … ❞ Morfid , who had willy-nilly flung the door open WITHOUT thinking to knock , gawks at the two of them – aghast for a moment – ‘fore grinning knowingly.  ❝ … Oh , ❞ They try to hide their snicker behind clearing their throat , ❝ Sorry - so sorry - it can wait , I can come back. ❞

Claudius grumbles , reluctantly drawing back from Dez and fixing the other demon with a withering glare that only makes them beam brighter.  ❝ No , no , we should take care of it n o w , in case it gets worse.  But perhaps next time you might think to knock. ❞  Morfid nods ( though it’s obvious they won’t take the advice to heart as they shoot the young woman a teasing wink ) .  He looks to Dez again , apologetically.  ❝ I’m sorry , we will have to talk later. ❞  As usual.  ❝ But I do hope that I was of some help to you. ❞ And with that , he sweeps out of the room , taking Morfid with him.

[royalrogue]

I’ve been doing a few drawings on my art blog for my Mike Lives AU, but I have yet to actually get what it’s about on paper, so here another one of my bulletpoint rambles for this AU!

The short version of this AU is that is takes place after and builds on the Fake Ending of Sister Location, where Mike manages to convince Ennard, while hiding from Ennard in the private room, to escape the facility with him, thus sparing him and giving them the freedom they crave.

This AU will also eventually go through the various FNAF story points with Mike alive instead of a walking corpse.

Disclaimer: I’ve not read any of the books or comics for FNAF, I’ve only played the games and know the lore from that. I’m not trying to be accurate, I’m just rolling with things and having fun. If anything goes against confirmed lore, whoops but who cares, I want Mike and Ennard to hang out damn it.

The premise of this AU begins at and expands on the fake ending of Sister Location

Mike doesn’t trust Baby at all anymore. After her stunt last night, he just wants to get out of here alive. On top of that, he’s seen 2 hanging bodies, and he’s fairly sure his sister is dead and gone at this point.

Ignoring Baby’s instructions, he crawls in the other direction, hoping he can find somewhere to hide or get away until the staff come back in tomorrow. He’s relieved when he manages to find an unlocked door, leading into an office.

He almost jumps out of his skin when the HandUnit starts talking, telling him he’s in a restricted area, he will be rescued by the cleaning team in the morning and then fired. Great, he doesn’t want to keep working for this deathtrap anyway. He has some choice words for his dad when he sees him.

Then he hears her voice. And then he sees the monstrosity they’ve all become on the cameras. G r e a t.

The first few hours felt both like a rush and an eternity. Mike had to learn how to protect himself on the fly, and things were getting more and more stressful as he watched his power deplete. Baby(?)’s taunting didn’t help things either.

Things took a turn for the worse halfway through the night when he heard her voice. Elizabeth’s voice.

What. The fuck.

Well now he was confused, stressed and pissed off. How were they using Elizabeth’s voice? Was Elizabeth the child Baby was talking about under the desk? Oh god.

Now Mike needed answers, and he knew he wouldn’t get them if he just got fired and left, so he did the only thing he could think of to do. He bargained. He knew they wanted to leave, so if he could convince them there’s another way than whatever it was they had planned, then they could both get an outcome they wanted.

He started calling out to them, questioning them, poking for information. Not enough to distract him, but he had a few hours to get this done. They didn’t respond at first, but eventually started answering him, their voice going from one hallway to the other. He poked holes in their plan, pointing out that his body would rot within a couple days and they’d be discovered and where would they go then? They have no idea how the outside world works. He reasoned that, sure, they would be an oddity, but as long as they were with him, people would be more receptible to them, and he could show them what things out there are like.

This took a lot of back and forth, of reiterating points and countering arguments, until eventually things go quiet for awhile.

Too quiet. It puts Mike on edge.

Until, he hears them move up to the left door. (He closes it, as he isn’t stupid).

He wait for a few moments, until Baby’s voice rings out.

“How’re you going to get us out of here?”

Mike thinks for a moment. He didn’t think he’d get this far.

“I’ve seen you crawl through the vents. The elevator shaft leads straight to the surface. If you can get in there, you should be able to climb up it, or ride the elevator when it gets used. I can meet you outside when I get let out, and I can take you home in my car.”

It goes quiet again. When he listens, he thinks he can hear multiple voices whispering to each other. Then, Baby’s voice comes through the door. “Fine. You had better be there.” And then he heard them walk away.

Wow. He was not expecting that to work.

What has he gotten himself into.

Mike waits out the rest of the night. The animatronics don’t come back, but he listens and waits just in case. As the HandUnit promised, he is met by the cleaning crew at 6am, who promptly fire him, hand him a basket of the exotic butters that he was promised (he was genuinely surprised that they actually gave them to him, he thought it was a joke) and escort him to the elevator.

Stepping out into the morning sun, Mike takes a deep breath and tries not to start crying as the weight of the stress finally bares down on his shoulders. He’s not done yet, though. This is only the beginning.

He looks around, but he doesn’t immediately see them (they’re not exactly hard to miss), so he approaches his car, leans up against it and waits.

It doesn’t take long. Their footfalls are loud, scraping against the concrete of the parking lot. Mike turns to look at them approach and oh my god they’re very tall up close

So here Mike is, having a stare off with the animatronic version of Frankenstein's monster at 6am in the morning.

The silence is eventually broken by the voice of Baby, speaking up as a blue eye turns towards his car. “I don’t know if we’re going to fit in here.”

Mike hopes they didn’t notice his flinch of surprise (they did) and he straightens up. “Guess all we can do is try.”

It’s awkward and takes a bit of manoeuvring, but he manages to get them into his car. He’s thankful their form allows them a lot of flexibility, otherwise there would be no chance they were getting in there.

Queue the second most awkward car ride of his life.

Thankfully, they seemed to be entirely preoccupied with staring out of the car window the whole ride home.

Getting them back out of his car was just as much of a pain in the ass.

Eventually he manages to get them into his apartment. He drops the basket of butters on top of his TV, falls into his favourite chair and rubs his tired eyes. He knows he won’t sleep though, and he can’t yet anyway. He turns to look at the metal behemoth, it’s multiple eyes looking around his dinky apartment.

They’re going to need to figure out how they’re going to make this work

[thepremedthatwrites]

The ABC’s of Peter Pevensie (Smut Edition)

Hi I jus wanted to say that I LOVE your writing and I was hoping if you could write a Peter Pevensie alphabet kinda kinky, smut edition or fluff is alright too I guess, pls consider it!

I’ve never done an alphabet post before so I am winging it as I go.  I did look up similar posts on Tumblr just to get an idea of what to do and I saw that they all followed a pretty similar format that I’ve adopted for this post.  I did make some alterations just to fit what I wanted to write.  I hope you all enjoy it!

warning: entire post contains smut and mentions of smut

A - aftercare

Peter loves to whisper sweet nothings into your ear right after both of you have finished.  Once you two have calmed down enough, he’ll draw both of you a bath and carry you to the tub before helping you wash up.

B -  body part

Whenever you want to drive Peter crazy, you know to wear your hair up to leave your neck exposed.  He just can’t control himself and will litter your neck with kisses and lovebites.  

Peter doesn’t spend much time fretting over his appearance but he would be lying if he denied that he chooses to wear shirts that are a bit tight on him to show off his biceps.  He likes how it shows everyone he is no longer the scared 13-year-old who wanted to protect his loved ones but didn’t know how to.  Now, he’s strong and won’t let anyone or anything hurt the people he loves.

C - cum

Peter loves to watch you cum, pure bliss taking over your face as you cling to him for dear life.  He especially loves it when you cum on his cock so he can feel your pussy collapse around him, squeezing and enticing him to cum as well.  

D - dirty secret

Although he would never admit it, he secretly hopes that people walking by his bedroom can hear you guys while you do it, especially when you’re moaning his name.  He wants everyone to remember that he’s the one who is making you feel as good as you do.

E - experience

Peter hadn’t been with anyone else before meeting you.  He had always been too worried about taking care of both his siblings and an entire nation.  So when you two started seeing each other, he had almost no experience but that didn’t hinder him as he seemed to be a natural.  He knew the right places to touch and the perfect pace that would leave you a moaning mess.  This was because he was an expert at reading people, something that he had learned for diplomatic meetings and fights on the battlefield but was also handy in the bedroom.

F - favorite position

He’s a bit old fashioned and prefers to do it missionary.  He loves to see the pleasure build on your face as you get closer to your climax as well as the feeling of you raking your nails down his back.

G - good girl

When I tell you this man loves to praise you, I mean it.  In the bedroom, he loves to remind you what a good girl you are.  He’s constantly encouraging you and telling you how good you’re making him feel.  Even outside the bedroom, he likes to praise you.  Partially because he wants to remind you how proud he is, but also partly because he loves the look you give him when he does so.

H - hand-holding

Peter loves to hold your hands while he pins them in place above your head.  He also likes to play with your hands afterwards, sometimes doing it absentmindedly while you two are cuddling in bed.  

I - intimacy

Being romantic is in Peter’s nature so it isn’t much of a surprise that he is super romantic in bed.  Before going any further, he always makes sure it’s alright with you and he never pushes you to do anything you aren’t comfortable with.  To him, sex is much more than feeling good.  It’s another way that he can worship you and he makes sure you know it.  He kisses every inch of you, reminding you how beautiful you are.  He holds you in his arms, making sure you understand just how loved you are.

J - jealousy

Although he hates to admit it, any time he sees you conversing with someone else who may show just the smallest hint of romantic interest, he gets insanely jealous.  This jealousy usually leads to long nights in his bed chambers.

K - kinks

While Peter may not have any prominent kinks, he does enjoy having you call him ‘my king’.  He also likes to be the dominant one in the bedroom but is always happy to have you take over once in a while.  

L - location

Peter likes to do it in the comfort of his bed where you two can go for as many rounds as you can without the risk of being caught or walked in on.  His second favorite place to do it is in his study.  The sight of you sprawled on the desk, open and ready for him, is enough to make him rock hard.

M - masturbation

Peter doesn’t masturbate that much since he has you, but when you aren’t available and his pants start to get a bit tight, he’ll go for a quick round in his bedroom, imagining you were there with him.

N - no

Peter would never do a threesome as he would get too jealous seeing another person touching you.

O - oral

Peter most certainly prefers giving it to you rather than receiving it.  While you are able to make him feel wonderful everytime you give him head, you are his goddess and he wants to be the one to worship you, including with his tongue.  He especially loves it when you start to get closer to your release and grind against his face.

P - pace

Peter loves to give it rough with the occasional slap of the ass and binding your hands.  He loves hearing the bed creak underneath you two and the sound of your desperate moans as he fucks you into the mattress.  He tries to go slow at first but he’s quick to lose control with you right underneath him.

Q -  quickes

Peter doesn’t mind having a quickie, especially if jealousy is coursing through his blood.  Usually when he does quickies, it’s when you two aren’t in his bedroom and are instead somewhere more public like his office or the library.

R - risk

Peter loves risks.  He thinks the added adrenaline makes it all the more hot.  He’s willing to do it in a public place where anyone can see.  He loves experimenting as well, whether it’s trying a new position or experimenting with foreplay.  Anything that might heighten the experience for you two is worth trying.

S - stamina

Due to his rigorous training for battles, Peter has insane stamina.  He could go all night if you let him although you two usually stop after two or three rounds.  Peter always makes an effort to not finish until you do, as you are always his top priority and he wants you to enjoy the experience entirely and fully.  This can be hard though when you are also doing your best to make him finish first but he usually has the willpower to hold out until you cum.

T - tease

Peter loves to tease you, whether that be saying an offhand comment that makes you heart race or kissing you everywhere except where his touch is needed most.  

On the other hand, he hates being teased.  You had decided to tease him once, tight clothes, sexual comments, and all.  This only led to him pinning you against the wall within an hour and him making you climax more times than you thought possible within the span of half an hour as punishment.

U - undergarments

Peter has a habit of ripping off your undergarments while in the heat of the moment.  This had led to your maids having a stash of undergarments ready at a moment’s notice.

V - volume

Peter isn’t the loudest in bed but he does let out the occasional moan or grunt.  The sounds he usually makes are praises, reminding you just how good you’re doing.

W - when

Peter likes to wait a while in a relationship before taking it to the next level.  It wasn’t until a few months into the relationship that you guys did it for the first time.  But after that, you two could barely keep your hands off of eachother.

X - x-ray

Peter is average when it comes to his length, but you don’t mind due to his girth.  Every time you guys do it, he fills you up perfectly.

Y - yearning

Peter would fuck you 24/7 if he could.  You never would have imagined the high king would have such a high sex drive, but you aren’t complaining.  It’s hard to hold back when the sex is just so damn good.

Z - zzz

Peter makes an effort to not fall asleep until he knows that you are.  He likes to brush the hair out of your face and plant gentle kisses on your forehead as you sleep soundly in his arms.  There had only been a few times where he was too tired afterwards and had passed out before you did.

[embarrassingjon]

✨masterlist✨

Howdy fellas! I have stopped writing for Boosh but the links will stay up. I’ve got the fics split between the different shows or movies, and feel free to ask me anything

Mighty Boosh

Vince Noir’s Moonlight Cafe  Rated T (11,687 Words) Howard/Vince towards the end        Vince overhears his friends being blunt while talking about him and it hurts his feelings. After a bad gig he decides to prove them wrong with... a secret job... that he doesn't tell anyone about...? He's not the brightest bulb.

The Lion Sleeps Tonight  Rated G (1,462 Words)       Vince has some habits he can't quite shake from growing up surrounded by animals, but Howard can see how badly he wishes he didn't.

We’re Still Having Fun Rated M (15,090 Words) Howard/Vince       Vince and Howard through the years, starting from just before the Chokes. a slowburn songfic with soft smut at the end

Don’t Shut Me Down Rated M (3,964 Words) Howard/Vince       I'm fired up, I'm hot, don't shut me down. Howard and Vince have been away from one another for a long time.... longer than Vince ever expected. a reunion smut songfic

Surrealissimo

Mes Doigts de la main Noire Rated NC-17 (18,366 Words) Gui Rosey/Victor Bauer       Rosey decides to venture into a new hobby. Written from an anonymous post about drawing one another nude as a form of flirting, spiraled out of control.

Les Moyens d'Existence Rated M (1,441 Words) Gui Rosey/Victor Bauer       Victor finally gets to paint Rosey’s Body and he gives Rosey a reward for it.

Travaux Ménagers d'un Genre Différent Rated NC-17 (7,309 Words) Gui Rosey/Victor Bauer       Rosey and Bauer are trying to have sex in every room of Breton's house because he sucks. AKA 4 times Rosey and Bauer boned down in Breton's house + 1 time they didn't.

Un Portrait à Nos Couleurs Extrémes Rated NC-17 (44,722 Words) Gui Rosey/Victor Bauer, Victor Bauer/OFC, Gui Rosey/OFC, Gui Rosey/Victor Bauer/OFC       Gui Rosey sees a rainbow of color on his extended vacation to Vienna with Victor Bauer.

Je Veux Vior Rated NC-17 (2,690 Words) Victor Bauer/OFC       Victor and Maria’s first time together (A oneshot tied to Un Portrait à Nos Couleurs Extrémes)

Démêlé Rated NC-17 (7,796 Words) Victor Bauer/OFC, Gui Rosey/OFC      Victor has an idea for Maria's birthday while Rosey is out of town.      Maria has an idea for Rosey while Victor is in town (Another one twoshot tied to Un Portrait à Nos Couleurs Extrémes)

Parisian Rose

Rated M (3,308 Words) Victor Bauer/OFC Victor Bauer/Gui Rosey

Victor Bauer Has Lived A Full Life. We have reached the year 1959. Victor Bauer is dying, and he knows it.

Nathan Barley

Metaphysical Gravity Rated M (139,985 Words) Dan/Jones       We follow Dan and Jones for a year after the worst summer of their lives. For better or worse, richer and poorer, I really put these dweebs to their limits.

Mint Royale

Take the Money and Run Rated E (2,185 Words) “The Kid”/”The Bank Robber”       Samuel and Liam are criminals in love. Classic Bonnie and Clyde.... except no murdering, that's not very nice. UNFINISHED

Kinktober

            1. Images en Miroir - Surrealissimo - Rosey/Bauer

            2. Eager - Sweet (2000) - Pete Sweet/Stitch

            3. Confession - Garth Margenghi’s Darkplace - The Padre/The Scientist

            4. Just Breathe - Garth Margenghi’s Darkplace - The Padre/The Scientist

            5. Urgency - Garth Margenghi’s Darkplace - The Padre/The Scientist

            6. 3:56am - Mint Royale Blue Song Music Video- The Kid/Bank Robber

            7. Masquerade - Nathan Barley - Dan/Jones

            8. Talk Culty To Me - Set The Thames on Fire//Truth Seekers - Dickie/Toynbee

            9. What Pete Wants - Sweet (2000) - Pete Sweet/Stitch

          10. Giving In To Temptation - Garth Margenghi’s Darkplace - The Padre/The Scientist

          11. Montre Moi Ton Amour - Surrealissimo - Rosey/Bauer

          12. Date Night - Sweet (2000) - Pete Sweet/Stitch

          13. Le Dernier Acte de Dévotion - Surrealissimo -Rosey/Bauer

          14. Gloutonne - Surrealissimo - Rosey/Bauer/Original Female Character

✨ S E R I E S ✨

Party Boys Mighty Boosh- 9 Parts- Howard/Vince

Vince and Howard through the years, drinking/doing drugs/generally getting messed up in one way or another EDITORS NOTE: I have them listed in order of when they were written, they were written out of order. If you would prefer to read them in order (or really any order you want), then you can click here and see them front to back <3 

1. You’ll Be In My Heart Rated T (1,044 Words)         Vince and Howard wake up after a wild night in to see things have changed. 2. In The Air Tonight Rated M (2,576 Words)           Vince and Howard celebrate Howard's recent death the only way they know how: Getting drunk and giving eulogies.

3. Jesus, He Knows Me Rated T (2,073 Words)       Howard’s birthday is a travesty. Vince decides to come clean, at least to make Howard feel a little better

4. Do You Remember? Rated M (2,248 Words      Vince and Howard get drunk and the beans are spilled

5. One More Night Rated NC-17 (1,712 Words)            One night at Uni Howard drinks a bit too much, and Vince gets more than he bargained for. Mega dubcon here fellas, be careful with this one

6. I Don’t Care Anymore Rated NC-17 (2,005 Words)       Howard and Vince finally go over everything.

7. Come With Me Rated M (17,007 Words)            Howard and Vince went traveling on their gap year! This is just one of their journeys

8. Big Shot Rated T (1,895 Words)        Howard is mad at Vince because of how he behaved the night before when he was partying (aka why Howard doesn’t go out with Vince anymore)

9. Just Another Story Rated M (2,115 Words)       It's Vince and Howard's Anniversary and they spend a lazy morning in.

Dadfic Stuff Mighty Boosh- 3 Parts- Howard/Vince

Howard and Vince face the struggles of being parents. Various little tales, and familial struggles that come with having your own little pod. EDITORS NOTE: These are FINISHED AS OF 12/12/22

Sweet Child Of Mine Rated T (76,361 Words)        Vince and Howard have been together for a long time. Long enough to have three kids and a house and a booming career. Literally this is just days in the lives of these two people with their kiddos. Loosely connected silly tales

Party For Two Rated NC-17 (8,200 Words)        Howard and Vince’s alone time. Its basically smut written for the way I write them in the dadfic stuff. There are references to plot points from the main fic, but generally this is because Vince and Howard deserve to bone after the strife I give them.

Moonlight Magic Rated T (3,939 Words)        A probably out of character take on if Naboo needed help babysitting and he called on help from an alternate Universe. Is it canon to the others? Is it not? That's up to you, it's completely inconsequential. This is a crossover oneshot with Set The Thames On Fire because Dickie is a fascinating bird and I love him very much

It’s Oh So Quiet Nathan Barley- 4 Parts- Dan/Jones

The Sound Of Silence Rated T (4,520 Words)        Jones' lifestyle was BOUND to mess him up in some way.

Happy Together Rated NC-17 (1,476 Words)        Jones had never known Dan to care about someone other than himself. This is just soft smut following 'The Sound of Silence' featuring Dan being ever so patient with Jones' hearing loss

I Feel the Earth Move Rated T (2,392 Words)        Jones gets new ears, Dan gets…. To jump out a window I guess

Stuck In the Middle With You Rated NC-17 (2,107 Words)        Dan is home but there are new obstacles to conquer when it comes to intimacy... in more ways than one

Final Word Count as of 2/15/23:

414,096

[twdbegins]

Rick Dealing With You When You’re Jealous

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Rick Grimes x Fem! Reader

Request: Could you maybe write headcannons for Rick dating the reader who gets jealous like really easily?

A/N: SJDNJSNDKSND OK RICK DEALING WITH A JEALOUS S/O.

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Rick Grimes is about as loyal as they come.

Especially since Lori...

Anyways.

Rick has no problem devoting his heart and his love to one person.

As faithful as Rick is, sometimes you get a little jealous.

Rick is strikingly handsome.

And his leadership qualities are attractive as hell.

Rick draws all kinds of attention. From women and men alike.

Rick has a strong personality, and sometimes he can come off as a bit flirtatious even when he isn't trying to be.

It doesn't help when Rick sometimes gets caught up in other things and he's a bit distant from you.

It leaves you alone with your thoughts and insecurities.

And hence, the jealousy ensues.

It was a hard, post-apocalyptic world.

It was enough to fry anybody's nerves and bring up old feelings of doubt.

Rick had seen you jealous plenty of times.

He knew you struggled with insecurity.

And you grew jealous a bit more often than you honestly should have.

He did everything he could to assure you that you were all that he wanted.

But it didn't always get through to you.

Sometimes it was more obvious than others.

You displayed your jealousy in multiple ways.

Sometimes you were very forward about it, telling Rick outright that you were upset.

Other times, you pushed him away from you, too upset to even look at him.

And then sometimes you'd be super angry and passive aggressive.

No matter what it was, Rick would take notice.

He'd reach out to you, resting his hands on your arms or your waist.

He'd really know something was up when you pulled away or didn't give any response.

Rick isn't one to get angry quickly when it comes to you.

He's always willing to talk things over with you.

"Sweetheart, what's the matter?"

"Nothing."

He knew that was bullshit.

He knows your curt tone anywhere.

"Are you sure? You're acting upset."

When you continued to give short replies, he'd go on.

"If I've done something to bother you...I want you to tell me so we can talk about it."

Rick was an incredibly smooth talker and he was bursting with charm.

Eventually you'd be persuaded to talk about it.

You'd express to him how he had done or said something that made you upset.

Something that had made you envious and jealous.

Rick always felt terrible when he made you doubt yourself.

Especially when he did it unintentionally.

Rick loved you.

Rick adored you.

He never wanted you to feel the need to be insecure or jealous of someone else.

He especially didn't want you to be afraid that your relationship wasn't secure.

Because he knew all too well how bad that felt.

“Darlin’, I didn’t mean to make you feel that way.”

He’d kiss you to remind you that he was yours, and yours only.

He’d explain that he had just been busy, or whatever he had said/done wasn’t at all what you thought it was.

He’d be sure to pay you extra special attention until you were in better spirits.

He’d keep you close and kiss you at any opportunity.

He might even take the time to drive you somewhere on a run so you could have a few days alone together.

He’d whisper sweet nothings to you.

He’d praise you for e v e r y t h i n g.

He’d increase his usual pet names by a million.

Compliments? Yes. So many.

“You’re so beautiful, my lovely,”

“I’m so proud of you, pretty girl.”

He gets really fluffy honestly.

Lots of hand holding and reassuring glances.

Really anything he can do to remind you of his love.

[notesfromwall]

Worldbuilding Wednesday

I had really wanted to do layout and geography this week but trying to get my tablet working after moving has been a comedy of errors so I wasn’t able to draw up a map like I wanted. Maybe next week 🤞

Instead, I decided this week’s subject would be

Technology and Infrastructure

This one’s a bit shorter and I may expand on it a bit later on, but these are some big things I’ve needed to iron out for scene-setting consistency.

Basic Amenities

The entirety of Wall has access to electricity from a combination of a coal-burning chamber in the seed and a small dam in the seedfield, which feed energy throughout the city via the hubs. This means that lights, heaters, processors, and anything else that requires electrical power must be directly tethered to a hub, leading to large and elaborate networks of cables throughout the city (and to people with experience laying and maintaining cables being highly valued). The river district has the most readily accessible electrical grid due to having the highest concentration of hubs, while the market district mostly prioritizes powering keeper facilities and keeper-endorsed businesses. Electricity in the outer districts is irregular and prone to brown- and blackouts due to irregular maintenance and physical distance from the seed.

The infrastructure for running water exists only within the core structures and inside the hubs, which are fed from the dammed lake inside the seedfield that also feeds the river. These are the only sources of potable water in Wall, as the river itself is too polluted by refuse from the district’s inhabitants and is only viable for agriculture, and rain is too rare to be a reliable source. However, one of the few things agreed on between the market and river districts is that a safe water source must be readily available to all inhabitants, so public water checkpoints are maintained throughout both districts (usually at the hubs which already serve as gathering places), by keeper employees on one side and by a rotation of volunteers on the other. Hubs in the outer districts are carefully maintained primarily for the access they provide to water, as most of the core structures at that end of the city remain condemned, have fallen too far into disrepair, or have had the infrastructure stripped by scavengers.

Despite the pervasive chill of the surrounding region, interior heating is uncommon in many parts of Wall, particularly areas with especially dense and wood-heavy architecture, and/or especially poor airflow, where open flames or exposed heat sources would be a serious risk. In these areas, greater focus is placed on using fabric and quilted pelts to insulate interiors (which is often easy as individual living spaces tend to be quite small) and build heavy and layered wardrobes. Anyone who requires heat or fire to provide a craft or service is typically given priority for space inside the core structures, which are equipped with ventilation as well as concrete architecture, significantly reducing the risk of a fire spreading. Beyond that, most are simply left to use their best judgment to decide whether their living space is suitable for a small electrical heater. Wood or coal burning heaters are never used outside the core structures.

The Factory District and the Seed

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“Old world” technology

The term “old world tech” refers to anything from pre-Shift through the early settlement period of Wall which is still functioning, either because it was preserved well or refurbished in the modern era. The range of old world tech in circulation varies considerably and with little consistency–some things have been salvaged with enough regular success to be fairly common, such as recording devices, keyboards, and screen displays, while there may only be one or a few examples of other things anywhere in the city, such as a single EV that a market district collector has refused to strip for parts despite the fact its battery has corroded and the city would no longer be traversable by vehicle anyway. Some devices may still ostensibly work but are no longer able to perform their full range of functions; for instance, anything that once relied on satellites for data transfer no longer works, but if it also served as local data storage it may still be useful.

[xseaxwitchxkpop]

NSFW Alphabet: Sub!Yeosangie Edition

A/N: I couldn't wait I had to do this now lol what is patience??? Also forgive any mistakes I wrote this at like 2am lmfao

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Doesn't matter what kind of sex it was, he will always be a content and giggling baby boy afterwards. He absolutely needs nose kisses and boops as rewards, like a cat, and needs to bury his face in your neck so he can smell your scent as a way to calm him and bring him back down to earth. He will also love it when you gently thumb his cheekbones!

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part on him is probably his hands just because he uses them so often to hide his face when he's flustered. His favorite body part on his partner would probably be the neck because he is another one of the members that values intimacy and there's something very sensual and intimate yet very possessive about his face and head buried in your neck.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He doesn't really have a strong preference for cumplay of any type and he doesn't have a strong opposition to any cumplay either. So long as you're having your way with and he's living his best sex life, he doesn't care if you spit his load in his mouth and make him swallow it or if you cum in ass with your dick or fake cum

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He'd only have kinky sex as a submissive with a partner he loves and trusts dearly so he's pretty open about want he wants and doesn't really have much of a dirty secret to keep. However, if you pull at his teeth hard enough, you will find out that the one fantasy he has been keeping from you is that he wants you to have him use a hollow dildo on you during his caging period for that extra layer of humiliation and degradation...plus you don't have to be punished when he is also being punished during this fantasy

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He's had hook ups in the past, not a high count or anything, maybe like 5 or 6, but those were always relatively vanilla and/or had him in a more dominant position which he wasn't a big fan of. He knows what he's doing when pleasuring you, that's for sure, but in a solid relationship, he learned to let himself go and found that he absolutely CANNOT go back to even a shadow of a dominant position in bed.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

His favorite position is definitely cowgirl, with you on top. He loves that with this position he has easy access to your thighs and ass, the ease with which you can choke him lightly or more intensely, and the sheer amount of control you have in this position while allowing him to touch you because that's how he grounds himself, always has to be touching some part of you or you touching some part of him.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Sex with Yeosang is light-hearted most of time, very warm, very giggly, very cute, and very humorous. He likes cracking jokes or delivering some dry wit and sarcasm in the bedroom because that's just who he is and he doesn't see why that can't translate to the bedroom. Because of this, I feel he would prefer gentle domination and a partner who should know how to banter well both outside and inside the bedroom. He does like it slow and sensual sometimes, but if he's in a very soft mood, he'll prefer sensual touches rather than sex itself. On occasion he does like it rough and fast, but it's gotta be a VERY specific mood for him.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Like the others, definitely trims but just calls it a day at that. He doesn't really bother with shaving all the way and doesn't care if you don't either.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Another member that values intimacy to the highest degree! Humor is part of how he connects with people and navigates the world, so the same is to be said in the bedroom. He loves when you make him a giggly mess with humor in the bedroom with and feels more connected each time. Surprisingly, he doesn't shy away from eye contact and he actually really likes it because it adds another layer of intimacy to the experience! Also forehead kisses...you might be the dominant one, but there's something so sweet and reassuring and very intimate yet possessive about subs giving their doms/dommes forehead kisses and that's exactly what he does to you! Every single y'all have sex, without fail, no matter how kinky or light.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

The only times he really jacks off is either guided masturbation from you or if he is intensely horny to the point it is literally interfering with what he has to do that day in which he'll just get it done and over with in the shower or a quick one in the bathroom. This has nothing to do with rules put in place, he just doesn't have a high sex drive despite his incredibly dirty humor.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He's open to trying most things, but not as many things as San. Some of Yeosang's kinks would include choking, biting, hair pulling, light restraints, sensory deprivation, voice kink, temperature play, edging, pegging/anal play, caging, light nipple play, marking, and nail scratching.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Literally any place he can comfortably lay flat because his fave position is cowgirl. One of his top favorites, however, is a rather large ottoman that he has to prop himself up on by the elbows when he leans back in a sitting position so you have to kind of sit on his lap and this forces him to use his lower body strength because he also has to fuck into you if you're fucking him in this position. Also don't forget, when the mood hits him, to rail him on a table or counter or coffee table or on a balcony window with him wearing a skirt and oversized sweater!

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You commanding him to do something with a gentle and sweet voice gets him going like nothing else. The best part is that you can do this in public very blatantly and none would be the wiser save for you and him. What also really turns him on is when you're very attentive and can read him easily without having to ask or say anything; you do that, he will pounce on you and be the best service top you could ask for.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Touch deprivation. I know I said he is into sensory deprivation and he is -- just more so in the sight, hearing, and scent departments, those he can handle. If he can't feel you somewhere on his body, whether you touching him or vice versa, he will freak out and immediately get pulled out of sub space, even if he's very deep in it (and being pulled abruptly from sub space or dom/domme space is very harsh on the psyche and can take minutes to DAYS to rectify and heal so is a very big no-no in the BDSM community). He also does not like to share at all; you are his and he is yours, no negotiation. He's a very possessive submissive because he trusts you with a side of him that maybe one or two other people know about and that is his safe space -- he cannot have others enter that space because he would no longer feel safe.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

If asked what heaven was, he would respond with you sitting on his face and tugging at his hair. That's his favorite position to give you oral! He also really likes when you go down on him because one wrong move and you could easily bite his dick...it's the power you yield with nothing but your mouth on his most intimate parts and a hand on his thigh and another on his abdomen.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

As I've pointed out earlier, light-hearted sex is what he likes best, so the pace is...moderate? There's nothing pushing y'all to be fast and rough and there's not an air of heavy emotion and lustful passion for each other so y'all just go at a pace that's matches whatever happy and joyful mood and banter is happening. On the rare occasion he does want it rough and fast, he wants to be brutally fucked until he can't think, can't make a sound, tears staining his cheeks, asshole gaping, and drool running down the sides of his mouth, panting to try to catch his breath.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He really doesn't like them. He prefers taking his time and having what could be called "care-free sex."

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He likes experimenting with new things every once in a while, but for the most part, he likes to stick with what works and if something new works well, he adds it to his rotation.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Can go two or three rounds, depending on his mood and level of exhaustion. With rough and fast sex, he can only take one round unless you decide to overstimulate him (which is every time) in which you can draw out two orgasms, one after the other. But then he is spent and it's aftercare time!

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He's got a set of dildos and anal plugs, mainly to prep himself for you, but you'll sometimes use them on him to fuck him with unless you're using a strap on. He also has a couple of cock cages because he's into chastity and a couple of cock rings for fun, but other than that, he prefers good old touching and teasing with what you and he were born with.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

His teasing comes in the form of banter and benign insults, hoping you'll engage and respond with a hand on his throat or a quick dick grab. Other than that, he isn't much of a tease -- if anything, his partner is the tease to him because it's so easy to make him flustered.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He's certainly not the loudest in the bunch, but if you hit his spot just right, he'll be moaning so fucking loudly that it could be heard on the planet Mars. For the most part, though, he just pants and lets out whimpers here and there, most of his enjoyment is shown through his body language and facial expressions.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He absolutely lives for wearing lacy lingerie beneath his clothing just for you. He doesn't so this as often as he'd like to because of his job as an idol, but when he can, he takes full advantage and wears a lacy bralette AND lacy underwear that does nothing to support his dick btw.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

His length is average but he is on the girthier side which caused you to have to work yourself open and up to his size. The first time he dove into you wasn't terribly painful, but there was a bit of a sharp pain that quickly disappeared into pleasure.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

I'd say he probably has an above average sex drive, but not necessarily a high one. He is a healthy male who is in damn good shape, so it goes to say that his sez drive might increase a bit because of that. Anyway, sex itself isn't frequent but there are loads of sensual touches all the time -- he can't get enough of you in that sense.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

The atmosphere created with the typical light-hearted sex y'all engage in added with the sleepiness of post-orgasm bliss makes for a perfect concoction of sleeping medication. You're warm and content, he's warm and content, so y'all fall asleep in each other's arms. For the rough and fast sex, though, you have to make sure he doesn't fall asleep immediately so he doesn't go into sub drop, so you do your best to lightly tap him on the cheek and keep him talking, hydrated, and fed.

[meeko-mar]

An entire saga of Deku being Kacchan’s ever-faithful, number one fanboy. 

Right when they’re young Professional Heroes just starting to put themselves on the public map, and Katsuki gets signed into his first Merch deal. Izuku would definitely cry. Just seeing Kacchan’s brand emerging for the first time would be such a huge validation for them since they were kids, and he’s said that he wanted to see where Kacchan would go with his amazing power, he’s wanted to see him become a hero. It’s part of the Hero’s fantasy they’ve had since they were kids. Can you imagine, loving your complicated childhood friend so much and then seeing their actual merch in stores?? Deku’d lose his mind and be first in line to buy it. He’d preorder that shit. He’ll be so ecstatic when Kacchan gets his own line. 

Kacchan will probably just agonize every time he actually sees Izuku wearing the things in public. It’s E M B A R A S S I N G, you NERD.

Also yes on the back of the hoodie, it totally has a GZ. I’m indeed in the “Ground Zero” camp for Kacchan’s Hero name---Here’s hoping we know for sure soon!

Anyway yes, I hope you all enjoyed this. I’m not the first to visit the idea but I thought it was cute and it’s the only thing I’ve been able to consistently draw lately SOOO.

[falsegoodnight]

these are the fics I read or reread and enjoyed this month! like last time, i’m separating it into different sections: main list, podfics, wips, and non-1d. rereads will be included in the main list and marked with *.

*note: this list encompasses the fics i’ve read from the 1st to the 25th and any fics read after will be included in next month’s fic rec list because otherwise this is going to be obnoxiously long. 

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main list ~

✰ black cherries and chocolate by @harryanthus​ | NR | 666 (intense and jarring in the best way. this leaves you with that heart-racing feeling and panic crawling up your throat)

There is something or well, someone in the walls.

✰ keep secrets just to keep you by @hadestyles​ | T | 1k (loved this so much!! and need 1000000 more royalty abos from rori immediately)

“With the elements as my witness, I take you to be my husband. My heartbeat begins with you and ends with you, Louis Tomlinson.” Louis sinks to his knees as well, salty tears mixing with the pure rainwater. “And I take you as mine. My heart beats for you and with you.”

✰ bitter coffee and sweet love by @dontfuckwithmyotp​ | G | 1k (so cute and sweet!! proud of you ari for getting your first fic out and excited to see what you do next!)

“Hello! Welcome to The Busy Bean! Are you new?” Louis blinked in surprise at the voice and looked around to find the source. “Behind you,” The person tapped his shoulder once and he whirled around at the unexpected touch.

“Hey! Didn’t anyone ever tell you not to interrupt a person—” His rant stopped when he finally faced them. It was a guy—Harry Styles, according to his small black name tag. His eyes widened in embarrassment.

✰ turn your mic off, baby by @vogueharrystan​ | E | 2k (i love when lilli writes harry’s pov. this was so hot!)

Louis walks around the house naked all day and ignores Harry to play video games instead. Harry gets tired of it.

✰ This Could Be Love by mulletharry | G | 2k (such a cute and perfect little valentine’s day fic! put the biggest smile on my face <3)

Harry and Louis have been together for four months. They spend their first Valentine’s Day together.

✰ you appear as my soul by @hadestyles​​ | T | 2k (so gorgeous and raw)

He aches — not as much as Louis, he could never imagine all that he bears quietly — and as cruel as it sounds, it keeps reminding him of how fragile they are.

✰ the energy from your body by sweetielouis | E | 3k (hilarious, hot, and cute!)

Harry and his friends have a popular podcast, for the Valentines Day special they get a bit drunk and talk a bit too comfortably about their friends arses.

It's a good thing Louis doesn't mind it all that much. 

✰ look how i remember by @harryanthus​ | M | 4k (this left me speechless and aching)

He hates it, he wants to scream and tell Harry as much. Kiss me like you mean it. Kiss me as if we are in love. Kiss me like you will never do it again. Kiss me with so much hatred that it turns back to love.

✰ Things Unsaid by @londonfoginacup​ | G | 5k (so so cute and funny!!)

"That chunky oversized sweater is like a clown outfit made for winter."

It feels like time slows down.

Those words echo in his mind, familiar. Why are they familiar? The— the sweater he saw last week. The one with all the knit squares.

The train slows to a stop and Louis just— he doesn’t move. He feels frozen in place as people surge around him. Suddenly everyone is moving too fast and then just as suddenly the car is near empty, taking off again.

The man is gone.

His soulmate is gone.

✰ reckless serenade by @thepolourryexpress​ | E | 4k (adorable and funny and amazing!)

Harry's Google search history may or may not look like 'my girlfriend doesn't know we're dating.'

✰ dancing in the moonlight by @outropeace​ | E | 5k (need 100k more of this immediately, thanks. so wonderful)

Louis’ fuck buddy gets a date for Valentine’s day and he discovers that denial isn’t just a river in Egypt.

✰ The truth is, the stars are falling by larrysbeanies | E | 5k (hot!!! walking-in trope that i love so much)

Harry knows Louis is gay. Hell, he came out to Harry exactly two months ago (when the dreadful dry spell started) because it was becoming increasingly hard to hide the fact that his one night stands were men. And, you know, they’re best friends so there aren’t supposed to be secrets and all that.

Thing is, Louis told Harry he’s gay ergo, Harry is aware that Louis likes men. Why the fuck did he act so normal while fingering him three days ago, then? Is this something straight guys do to their gay best friends in Harry’s world?

Louis would really like to know.

✰ to be used and to be in love by @thelesserneptune​ | E | 5k (blessed that this is a series. really hot and cute!)

Louis doesn't know why his filthy best friend turned into a vanilla boyfriend and thinks of the perfect birthday present to solve that problem.

✰ on the borderline by @princelouisau​ | E | 8k (the way danielle writes... poetry. this broke me down and then stitched me back up <3)

Louis makes his choice.

✰ One Step Closer by agrinwithouthiscat | G | 12k (reading asexual hl fics is instant comfort and this was lovely)

The one fake relationship AU where they don't end up together.

✰ i glow pink in the night by @raspberryoatss​ | E | 12k (hybrid louis perfection, beautiful writing, characters, and story as always!)

Harry reads a lot of articles about hybrids and Louis is determined to prove them wrong.

✰ The Thinker of Tender Thoughts by @speakingwithink | G | 13k (asexual hl again! this one made me cry) 

Louis sits on his hands to stop them from shaking as he adds, ‘and I’m ace.’ If only he had glitter, he thinks. Coming out deserves a bit of sparkle.

✰ Kiss Me Once, Kiss Me Twice by @harriblou​ | M | 13k (enemies with benefits to lovers goodness! so hot and entertaining)

“You’re a fucking brat, you know that,” Harry muttered through clenched teeth, bones already burning with the pure desire and hatred mixing in his body. It was an intoxicating rush of adrenaline and something else that probably came with fucking Louis Tomlinson. He squeezed his neck just a little tighter. “I can’t stand it.”

Their lips were brushing against each other, just moving with the ragged movements of their mouths and harsh breathing.

“You’re a lying piece of shit dickhead,” Louis muttered right back. That was all he did, challenge and nag. He loved to have the last word and Harry let him because he used all his energy to fuck him mindless.

✰ hold onto your stars by vashtaneradas | NR | 16k (this writer’s atmosphere/prose draws me in every time. such a lovely story)

Harry's in the army, Louis' back home, and ninety days is a lifetime.

✰ The Future is Now by @jacaranda-bloom​ | E | 16k (love fics in this five times format and this one was so unique and cool!! and the friends to lovers aspect = chef’s kiss)

Five times Louis follows the fortunes to seek out his true love, and the one time he realises that what he's been searching for might've been right in front of him the whole time.

✰ Visceral Heat & Carnal Highs by @theisolatedlily​ | E | 18k (the prose in this... gorgeous. so fucking good and addicting. delighted that there’s going to be a sequel and excited for whatever lily does next!)

Louis is a demon at a house party prowling for a meal, indulging in horrendous sins to satisfy his hunger. Harry is the talk of the night, beckoning all eyes on him and the reason why Louis’s plan goes awry.

✰ deFENCEless by @solvetheminourdreams​ | T | 27k (this was so cute and so funny and i had the biggest smile on my face the entire time. not surprised since stef always evokes that in me with her writing)

When Louis butts heads with his new neighbor who loves to garden a little too much, all he can do to protect his yard (and heart), is keep on building up his fence(s).

✰ darling, you give love a bad name by snowcaplou | M | 29k (been waiting for this one since summer and i wasn’t disappointed! so wonderful and real!)

Louis’ has been best friends with Gemma all his life in this stupid little town he’s grown to hate. What happens when, after one night together with his best friend’s brother, he falls pregnant? Surrounded by small minds and conservative cultures, Louis has to deal with parents that demand they do the “right” thing. Get married before anybody finds out.

✰ The Haunting of Louis Tomlinson* by @helloamhere​ | T | 31k (will never not be an all-time favorite. louis’ character is my absolute favorite - gothic heroine indeed - and harry is the best dramatic gay ghost ever <3)

Louis is a plucky Gothic Heroine, Harry is a Mournful Spirit, and Big Country Houses are full of mystery and suspense, as Big Country Houses ever are!

✰ begged and borrowed time by @bottomlwt​ | M | 40k (this concept was so unique and so cool!! loved the medieval setting and the time travel and how everything fit together in the end!!)

“It wasn’t until 1568 that it became time for Prince Harry to find a queen and prepare to rule. However, the day he was set to choose his bride-to-be, he mysteriously disappeared, never to be seen again despite the multiple search parties that went on through the years. To this day, historians still do not know what happened with the infamous Prince Styles case..."

✰ Lidocaine and Palm Trees.* by @daddyharrie​ | E | 45k (definition of ris comfort read - on nth reread and still love it wholly. makes me miss la which is an astonishing feat in itself) 

Heat, fake tans and lots of traffic.

Harry never expected to earn his living this way when he moved to LA.

Louis didn't think he could ever be the same after his divorce.

A lighthearted story about two guys trying to find themselves in the vibrant, sprawling city of Los Angeles, with a side of technical porn industry stuff.

✰ haunted by the ghost of you* by @missandrogyny​ | E | 49k (perhaps my favorite fic of all time? the humor, the characters, the angst?!?! all the britney spears!! and pink ouija boards and wikihow!!)

He’s tall—that’s the first thing that registers in Louis’ head when he spots him, standing with his hands behind his back. Tall, with curly hair, staring at them with the widest, greenest eyes Louis has ever seen. And wait, are those dimples? Louis didn’t know ghosts could have dimples.

Because he’s definitely a ghost, this boy. At first glance he looks normal, standing there pigeon-toed in a band shirt (The Ramones, Louis can’t help but note incredulously), dark jeans, and some boots, with rings on both hands, and tattoos littering his left arm—a sleeve made of anchors and names and roses and other completely unrelated things. But he’s also a little bit translucent; if Louis focuses, he can see the outline of the furniture, the design of the wallpaper through him.

“Hi,” the boy—the ghost—says to Louis. His face shifts; somehow his dimples dig deeper into his cheeks. His eyes flit from Louis, to Niall, to Liam, and finally to Zayn, and his face goes from shocked to elated. “I’m Harry.”

At in that exact moment, standing between three of his best friends and staring at a (quite handsome) ghost, Louis can only think one thing.

Nick Grimshaw was right.

✰ like real people do by @eeveelou​ | E | 64k (this was... so amazing. the characters were so wonderfully written and so was the journey of healing and growth that louis undertakes over the story :’) loved the contrast between l and h’s lives and how they fit into each other still so perfectly)

Jessica Jones AU in which the dead stay where they belong, featuring Zayn as the high-powered lawyer with a hopeless crush on his assistant Liam, Niall as the constantly stoned but strangely insightful neighbor, Harry as Manhattan’s media darling, and Louis as the never-was hero who’s just trying to pick up the pieces.

✰ Black With Autumn Rain by whimsicule | T | 93k (i actually can’t remember if i’ve read this before??? either way - it was wonderful! loved the setting and atmosphere and the supernatural elements! i was so intrigued from the first sentence onwards)

Harry is a journalist, Louis has lots of secrets and the moors aren’t exactly the ideal place to rekindle a lost romance.

podfics ~

✰ tall stories on the page by @soldouthaz​ & read by @softlouislove​ | T (hannah’s voice is so lovely and perfect for reading aloud - and ofc the fic itself is amazing)

Harry's tired of being interviewed by people that only care about the same pointless gossip. Louis is a nice change of pace. 

wips ~

✰ Truth Behind Golden Eyes by @lwtisloved​ | E | 60k | 6/16 (just caught up fully today but i’m really enjoying everything! this is everything i’ve ever wanted in a fantasy fic)

Louis is a royal servant born with magic in a kingdom where his sole existence is outlawed with a war he has no idea he has a part in upon him. Harry is the prince on whom the burden of mending a broken kingdom falls upon and he might be willing to risk it all for a simple servant if only he admitted it to himself.

✰ ‘cause all our tomorrows lead the way by @loubellies​ | E | 39k | 3/10 (having a blast reading this one!! i’ve never seen the bachelor in my life but in fic-format, it’s so fun!)

So maybe Louis’ in over his head.

He had signed up for the Bachelor on a whim after his second bottle of wine and well, here he is. He’s just been announced as the twenty-sixth Bachelor and his ass is sweating. Like, literally sweating. He’s positive that if he was to turn around, the entirety of Bachelor Nation would get a nice peek of his ass sweat.

✰ The Night Still Whispers Sins of Old by @toomanydreamers​ | E | 6k | 2/? (loving this so much, as expected. can’t wait to see how everything unfolds)

Two and a half years have passed since the fateful day when Louis and Harry were crowned Triwizard champions. Confronted with misunderstandings, wounded pride and heartache, Louis stumbled away from the possibility of a future relationship with Harry. Instead, he buried himself into relentless work as a junior Auror and refused to let himself be vulnerable with another person. Circumstances change that force Louis to confront his feelings - and Harry. Stolen glances, picnics at sunrise, thrilling adventures, original spellwork, midnight feasts, soft lips and cautious second chances culminate in an unforgettable mission - but will it be enough to mend their relationship?

non-1d ~

✰ like a bullet needs a gun by @millsxwriting​ | T | 21k | wilds au (despite me having no context, mills still got me to fall in love with toni and shelby. this was so cute and lovely!!)

Toni doesn’t expect to fall for anyone in her senior year. Least of all for Shelby Goodkind, the new girl that arrived in town just before the end of summer. In fact, Toni can’t even look at her for longer than two seconds, or listen to more than three sentences coming out of her mouth without wanting to accidentally push her off a cliff. 

Cue a group project and endless bickering, and suddenly Toni finds herself with an unbearable crush.

If you read any of these beautiful works of art, remember to leave kudos and comment to show your appreciation!

*if i made any errors, please let me know :)

enjoy!