#I’m unhinged about Kit Fisto

[maiaspen]

Thank you to my beloved @droidwrangler 💚 I made a Ko-fi request for a Kit Fisto sketch. I asked her to surprise me with a pose and I am salivating over the results 🥵💚 He’s gorgeous!

[palfriendpatine66]

I’m SO excited about these!!!

2, 3, 7, 13, 19!!! I know that’s a lot so feel free to ignore some if you so choose 💙

Find the unhinged Star Wars asks here!

WOOO HERE WE GO! Prepare yourself (I had these scheduled to post later but I realized I’d answered all the wrong numbers so I corrected them and am just posting them now sorry for spamming your dash everyone)

2. Padme outfit to be my signature look

The pilot outfit is basically my real life signature look, the Naboo nightgown is what my ideal would be. Soft, understated, beautiful but simple and not ornate or all done up.

3. Medichlorians are parasitic worms. Anakin has so many because the warm sands of Tatooine are an ideal breeding environment

7. Dumbest Star Wars moment: in The Clone Wars when they sent non aquatic species of Jedi to Mon Cala for the dispute between the Mon Calamari and the Quarren. I *get* they they were probably tying to maintain neutrality but they had several other Jedi to choose from who could, you know, breathe underwater without air tanks and helmets. Can you imagine if an equipment malfunction caused the death of The Chosen One? When Kit Fisto was Right There? Ok so he went because Padme went (duh). Maybe sending a human senator was also pretty dumb.

13. So I can also remember being 6 or 7 watching the special edition VHS and between Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi I was so confused by Lando. I could not for the life of me figure out if he was a good guy or a bad guy. Quite honestly it took me years to work it out because little me couldn’t understand handing over a friend, and being mad at him for it, but then working together against a common enemy. There was a lot I got and a lot I missed at that age.

19. Ok the reason I asked this is it comes up from time to time in fics and I’m always like - is it just me that thinks this is a bad idea? It doesn’t seem like a good time. They have like, knobs and switches and ridges that would not be in a good way. And I said this the other time I was asked, but maybe I’m totally off on the size and especially girth but I’m not imagining this to be a comfort fit if you will

[maiaspen]

I found you on twitter and I want to say you look to me like a nice and kind person, horniness aside 😉🍆

Would you mind to tell in which order I must read stars wars novels? I have an extra income and those books will be my Christmas present, to me for me

Gracias y felices fiestas!!

Hello, Anon!

😏 I strive to bring the horny in all things, haaaa! Thanks for the message.

I’m delighted that you reached out to ask about … STAR WARS BOOKS!

I am assuming that you are looking for books that spotlight Obi-Wan and Anakin (where the obikin is blatant between the lines 😉).

Here are some suggestions, and in the order I recommend reading them. All can be purchased / found as digital downloads, or bought in paper.

1. WILD SPACE. Karen Miller is an obikin goddess, and if you enjoy Obi-Wan whump… HOLY HELL, she delivers. Obi-Wan is brutalized emotionally and physically and … 😵‍💫 it makes me pant 🥵 because I’m unhinged like that.

2. The two “Gambit” books, also by Karen Miller. These are a Kenobi and Skywalker adventure where they go undercover, off-world together and the whump is served to them both BIG TIME. Plus, lots of bonding 🥲

3. Mathew Stover’s “ROTS” novelization. BY THE FORCE. You will sob incessantly and incoherently, but the OBIKIN IS STRONG AF.

4. DARK DISCIPLE. Okay, this is a Quinlan Vos story, but it’s effin GOOD. And there are some charming Kenobi and Skywalker scenes.

5. Jude Watson wrote eleven “Jedi Quest” books highlighting Kenobi x Skywalker adventures throughout Anakin’s Padawan days. The bonding is ♥️🥹😭 10 of these can be found as digital downloads, one of them (the first one, simply called “Jedi Quest”) can’t be, it’s physical only. My favorite one is called “THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”.

Honorable mention. Kit Fisto is my all time favorite Jedi💚 and —while he is a hero in loads of comics— the book “The Cestus Deception” (by Steven Barnes) takes the cake! OMG! Barnes just made me fall head-over-heels for Fisto. He writes him so beautifully and and sexily and gahhhhh!!! Fun fact— the audiobook of this (I own this in physical, digital and audio because I’m a freak) is read by actor, Jonathan Davis, and let me tell you…. His “Fisto voice” is so effen sexy that I turn into a horny puddle when he speaks. AHHHHHH!!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 I’m rambling now😵‍💫🥵😵‍💫🥵

I have read dozens and dozens of SW comics and books, from Windu and Palps stories to Ahsoka, even the secret romance of Obi-Wan and Siri. My mind is actually a minefield of random SW knowledge 😅 so I’m thrilled to make any suggestions anytime (or make you horny 🍆)

xo Maia