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coffentyme · 5 months

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God I need to be grabbing and grasping at someone’s hips, going to town between their legs like it’s my last fucking breath. Breathless, moan filled gasps leaving their lips as they tell me how I make them feel so good, how I’m doing such a good job for them, to not fucking stop. I don’t need air. I need to make them cum.

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starry-eye · 2 years

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Need to hold her in my lap while she cums on my strap “feels good huh princess ?” “Just like that” “keep riding my cock baby”

#hornyyy #I’m taking volunteers

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limn3r · 3 months

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Good thing is that in Argentina we celebrate it in November so it’s okay guys I still have a chance (no)

#🤗#I mean boys haven’t kissed me either so #plz anyone #I’m taking volunteers

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mid0risour · 9 months

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the way that my job title should just be “babysitter” because these motherfuckers are so childish

#i wanna quit #what handsome man wants to give me money huh?????#i’m taking volunteers

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rainbow-femme · 5 months

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I love reading definitions of Quiet Quitting

“An employee who is quiet quitting will come into work at their allotted start time, do tasks within their job description, leave at their allotted time, take their full lunch break, and fully use their paid time off and sick leave”

#I have coworkers who go so above and beyond with their effort #working late and taking work home #and I’m just like #for this place? really? for this place you’re doing that?#the place with low wages and expensive insurance that is being run into the ground by nepotism hires?#couldn’t be me #I’m technically backup for the secretary when she goes out and they’ll always ask #for volunteers to cover for her #and I never do #I will do it if I am assigned days to cover #but absolutely not am I volunteering to do her job on top of my job

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stuckinapril · 9 months

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me stoically navigating my way through drama bc bigger things are ahead and it’s not my fault people are dumb

#kissed a guy at a kickback and thought we caught a vibe only to find out he just wants to fuck me. next #friend’s bf of 7 years drunkenly hit on me at the same kickback (I was not ok w this). they ended up beefing over me. he denied everything.#do I want to be involved in this? no. and so I simply ignore it and keep it pushing #and the guy I kissed is cancelled. like he is dead to me. so that’s also taken care of #it’s back to studying full-time for the mcat #going to the gym/taking walks daily #volunteering at the refugee center + clinic #getting published in orgo research papers #and trying to snag the opportunity to shadow doctors at a massive cancer research center. like I’d kill for it #december was such a mess but I’ve finally made peace w the fact that most of the stuff that happened I couldn’t prevent #but I’ve mourned it enough !! whatever drama comes out of it I’ll handle just fine #i literally want to be a multitasking academic weapon everyone is intimidated of this year #i am not letting something as puny as a dumb man (both of them btw) stop me. goodbye #also everyone involved is older than me (they’re both 23) but it all just feels like such high school behavior #this is not a euphoria episode like I’m literally just not entertaining any of this #had to get this off my chest. i feel better #p

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shieldmaiden19 · 4 months

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The Bridgerton boys really are all hoes.

Anthony - the ‘so intense it makes him stupid’ hoe

Benedict - the ‘hoe for a good cause’

Colin - the ‘self-absorbed, dumb of ass’ hoe

#in this rewatch my oldest sibling senses light up like a fucking christmas tree every time Colin opens his mouth #like honey you need to be taken down a peg or six and I volunteer to do the honors #benedict’s hoe-ness just makes him sweet #like yeah you funky lil bisexual sweetheart embrace your hoe ass #i sympathize with (but do not excuse) anthony bc the weight of being the one chaotic sexy to rule them all truly is a calling #anthony bridgerton is everything chaotic bisexual eldest children strive to be:#filled with YearningTM and RAGE #but literally most of anthony’s decisions got me muttering ‘hoe don’t do it’ and then me suffering as i watch the hoe in fact do it #colin’s currently (circa early S2) just a fucking douche canoe bc he is still a teenage boy #he just needs someone to take him out at the kneecaps #and again I’m volunteering #benedict’s hoe-ness does no harm to anybody and mostly manifests as an adorable ‘clueless but ready to learn’ himbo air #Colin’s ignorant and anthony’s just comprised of rage and spite at this point #bridgerton #bridgerton brothers #no comment on gregory bc while I’m sure he’ll develop his own strain of hoe-ness I won’t make assumptions #anthony bridgerton #benedict bridgerton #colin bridgerton #bridgerton siblings

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fellhellion · 5 months

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apologies for yosukeposting and especially incoherently but slowboiling in my brain whatever the hell was going on w him in kanji’s dungeon. guy who slingshots between some kinda fraught observation that this is so much worse for kanji because it’s happening in front of an audience (over like. freaking out about it), furiously asserting that he’s heterosexual, insinuating danger but then also being the one who volunteers to take kanji home afterwards.

It’s sooooooooooooooo.

#I’m naurt.#conveying it well.#but there’s some kinda something about which elements prickle his unease #exposure to the wider community #the topic of sexuality that falls outside of what is normative being introduced AT ALL #but he’s. not scared of kanji. he never has been tbh #I don’t think he would volunteered to take him home and essentially make sure he got there safely if he was #imo it’s more that like. kanji doesn’t reject the shadow’s assertions where yosuke would #and there isn’t a world in his sixteen (?) year old brain where you SHOULDNT do that lmao #if you’re a guy you like girls and you don’t get hugged when you’re sobbing your heart out etc etc #a guy’s a guy and when that doesn’t mean what he thinks it has to mean anymore that’s deeply uncomfortable for him to unpack #it brings to the forefront his own doubts and insecurities #and kanji accepts that in himself where Yosuke can’t I don’t think #doesn’t question a lot of time and builds his identity around it #but he can’t erase the questions people like kanji and naoto raise because like. it’s intimately relevant to HIM lmao #and it’s how he understands a core part of himself #even if that’s built on sand #congrats! you’ve discovered the patriarchal and heteronormative hegemony!#tunes talks persona #I think it goes largely unspoken and deliberately avoided with him but what kanji wrestles w in regards to conciling his sense of identity #to wider society is like. that’s him too lmao

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easypeasylindyvesey · 6 months

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i wanna thank @carolinej1197 for sending me this

#what the fuck #this is so cute #make this man a father right now #i would volunteer but i’m too young unfortunately #then again #age is just a number #ugh it’s only 10:51am and this made my day #jim if you want a kid hmu #jimmy vesey #also this is all satire please do not take this seriously #the all black fit is really doin it for me

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scentedinksandwhackedseals · 20 days

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my eye (desire to check out a lot of books) is bigger than my stomach (ability/motivation to actually READ all of those books)

#i’m volunteering at the library making sure all the books are properly alphabetized in the graphic novel section #and the temptation to check out 20 books is INSANE #but that’s what i did last week and i ended up reading like one and a half of them #so i feel like i should work on those before i check out any other books #so i’m just gonna take pictures of the ones i want and come back to them later #(i’ll still probably check out at least two who am i kidding)#library #libraries #whacked seal posting

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peglarpapers · 8 months

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hang on. i can just quit six weeks early. nobody is making me go in and get yelled at next week. i don’t actually have to do this. oh my god

#like. i’m not paying rent rn i have savings and i walk in to a new job in february #i can just spend six weeks volunteering and taking courses and fixing stuff around the house #like i sound insane rn but i truly have just realised that as an adult. on occasion. i can just like. not do stuff if i don’t want to do it #if i have the resources i can just go do something else. oh my god

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stuckinapril · 4 months

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Checked in to see Challengers and the ticket collector was like “how old are u” and when I said I was 22 he was like “you look young!!! You look like you’re 17!!!!” I AM young????!!!!??????!?!?!….

#IM 22 My God #I get the “you look 17” thing a lot too it’s disconcerting #Like specifically 17 no other age #I’ll never forget when I wanted to volunteer at the library when I was 21 and the librarian went “idk if we can allow teenagers…..”#But also these comments make me raise an eyebrow bc 22 is not ancient????? Is that the new ancient???????#I need to stfu I’m waiting on my friend to get here but the moment he said that I was like ohhhgggg he thinks he’s complimenting me #Whatever I take it graciously . It’s fine #Like ik people think they’re flattering me and yeah I guess I do look pretty young but like I am young too so LIKE….

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mxtxfanatic · 7 days

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“I heard about you through another user.” Yeah, people lie, like you did that whole convo, but lies are truth when they’re what you want to hear. Cause ain’t no way you heard I was mean? Me? That “I,” me???

#someone once said i was anti-union months after a dispute #in which they said people should give 7seas grace for poor translations #because the translators were being exploited #and i said that that point had nothing to do with an independent translator volunteering to take on an extra project #she’d never translated before and thus stole from other major fan translators who COULD have been paid for their work #terrible people lie all the time when they are wrong but don’t want to admit it #lucky for me idgaf about what random losers online have to say about me #none of y’all can beat my ass over it #and if you did? i’d keep saying the same shit i said cause i know I’m not wrong #die mad about it

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postvampirism · 11 months

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So fucking frustrating that rehabs and sober livings are so anal about letting you have adderall bc they’re afraid of you abusing it like dude I just want to be able to function

#tried to see if the new sober living would allow me to have it #basically if I want to take it I can’t live there 🙃#I tried to explain I need it to function and they’re like well the longer you’re sober the easier it’ll get to deal w it…#actually if I’m expected to take on a job do panels/volunteer and do chores without meds to help me function i wont stay sober for long lol

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gristlegrinder · 16 days

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oughhhhh

#i can’t tell if the current bout of pain is from something i did or if its a medication side effect #i am taking volunteers if anybody wants to snap my spine in half #on the bright side…. i’m gonna try to make it to a local greek cafe my coworker recommended before therapy tomorrow #mal deserves a little galaktoboureko. for my troubles

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parallelunivrses · 7 months

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hmmmm kinda wanna rewatch all of spn………… haven’t done a full rewatch since season 10 was airing I think……… is this a terrible idea….. yes. will that stop me though………

#also I kinda wanna see if I can get through it all before Mookie and my mom finish it #they started their rewatch like 3 years ago now. they watched the 200th episode and stopped cause they got into K-pop and kdramas #but they’ve slowly started talking about picking it back up again before Mookie goes to college #so like. there’s a bit of a time constraint #I think I could do it #plus I have the dvds now and I kinda wanna watch the bloopers after each season too #and a lot of the later seasons I’ve only seen the episodes once #like everything post season 11/12 cause I stopped watching with the British men of letters #and only binged it all to watch the last episode live #I’m gonna do this aren’t I #personal #fun fact: back when there were fewer than 10 seasons of the show I used to do a full rewatch in less than a month. while in school. taking #lots of AP classes and doing a ton of other volunteering. I was not okay

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