#I’m swearing off them
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Had my heart bruised by two short kings in as many years. I’m accepting heartbreak from tall hoes only now.
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Now, we need to have a serious discussion
Actually no, it’s not a discussion. I’m going to speak and you’re going to listen
It has come to my attention that my ship might be problematic to some because the characters had little crushes on eachother when one was around 18YO and the other around 16YO (characters that will not have a relationship with eachother until they’re both into their 20s)
If you think something like this hurts your sensibilities and you find it gross, please, PLEASE block me
I don’t like having the same conversation thousands of times with people who think they’re these knights of political justice that get so inflated in their "goodness" And being "morally better" Than anything becomes a fight, even stupid fucking things that no ACTUAL REAL LIFE PERSON WOULD FIND PROBLEMATIC!
I need some of you to engage in the real world a bit more and stop eating up every single things these moral paladins feed you as "problematic" and "weirdo behavior" and things like that
Someone can dislike you without being a "narcissist"
Someone can tell you you’re wrong without "gaslighting you"
Someone can definitely make a comic about two TEENAGERS having crushes for eachother without being a "proshipper"
You look ridiculous. Live in the real world please.
#I swear my block button is on priority mode#I am not looking for criticism on this post#take it or leave it#but don’t try to move me on this#either block me or scroll if you think I’m mean and rude and a gross weirdo#sorry for ranting but I’m exhausted by these people#this is why the actual weirdos get off Scott free#because you make the discussion of these topics ridiculous and no one takes them seriously anymore
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thinking about how luz was the light the boiling isles needed. not only is it literally her name, but it’s the first spell she learned how to “communicate” with the titan. and it’s the spell that was able to wake everyone up from their nightmares and the puppet spell. it’s the spell that got rid of that god-awful belos goop. she’s the light.
#FULL CIRCLE MOMENT BABYYY#as soon as i get my light glyph earrings back i’m never taking them off i swear#i’m having big feelings about the owl house if you can’t tell bye#TOH SPOILERS#WATCHING AND DREAMING SPOILERS#THE OWL HOUSE SPOILERS#the owl house#toh#watching and dreaming#luz noceda
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I’d love to come to your holiday thing, but it’s really gonna cut into my Star Trek time…
#it doesn’t matter that I’ve seen them all a million times that just makes it better#it’s not a problem it’s a lifestyle#I’m still gonna go I swear#*narrows eyes*#*reluctantly turns off Star Trek*#thank the stars I’m no longer forced to host every family holiday#thanksgiving#Star Trek#sonic shower thoughts#I will shamelessly self reblog this every holiday from now until eternity this has been a psa
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sunrise on the reaping is where headcanons go to die.
#thg#the hunger games#thg sotr#sunrise on the reaping#i think it’s actually a little concerning that this is the first thing i thought when the book was announced…#i have an entire list of victors… i have wrote a scary amount of lore abt them… i am terrifyingly attached to them#but like even the canon victors!! if beetee doesn’t win the 40th i’m jumping off the roof.#if wiress’ last name is confirmed and it’s not lisiecki suzanne and i are going to have words.#(i hc her as polish and for some reason this hc is very personal to me. she also has to win the 48th. i don’t make the rules.)#if brutus doesn’t win the 43rd! if lyme doesn't win the 46th!! if any more victors are mentioned by name i will jump out of the window!!!#suzanne don’t you test me#so yeah anyway!!!!#normal abt them.#(i am not in fact normal abt them)#(fun fact i have a pinterest board with sections for each victor. yes it does have 1500 pins. no it is not my biggest board)#so yeah i am so sorry for the rant in the tags but its my post and i do what i want <3#sotr#second quarter quell#oh yeah also the first quarter quell victor!! if their mentioned by name.. or district… or anything i swear to actual god#suzanne im outside your window. yeah i just want to talk.#for legal reasons this is a joke#it’s not important that if any of these things don’t align with my personal fanon i will probably just ignore them. that’s not important.#dayne talks
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In my clone high era here’s my Harriet redesign, some Confucius doodles & a silly little tophucius (?) comic-ish thingy, I promise they make sense together and I’m not ill at all I swea
#art#clone high#clone high season 2#clone high harriet tubman#clone high confucius#topher bus#tophucius#i think that’s what their ship name would be#it sounds nice I think#NOBODY can resist the bass pro shops pyramid#hot take i like the vibrant colors#i think harriet just needed colors that work better together#her proportions are what bothered me more than her color scheme#something abt the way she’s shaped in the show felt off to me she just seemed very stiff I think#ANYWYASY I am such a tophucius truther they have such a dynamic I swear I’m not insane I promise#I FORGOR JFK WAS IN ONE OF THEM#clone high jfk
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some doodles! (PHIGHTING!)
A collection of recent subspace and Medkit doodles! The final thing is actually a remake of a really silly meme I made like. God how long back in August of 2023? Geez I’ve been in the fandom for awhile,,, it’s crazy how my art has evolved since then for real!
also… these, no, no I am not giving ANY sort of explanation for them
#artists on tumblr#phighting!#phighting#phighting fanart#digital art#roblox phighting#phighting roblox#art#phighting art#roblox#I can’t think of any tailor swift songs to quote sorry#This is the second most cursed thing I’ve drawn of subspace and Medkit#Second too mederica and Britianspace….#I am a horrible person /silly#ANYWAYS OFF OF THAT TOPIC#THE RATS!!#I hate both of them so much /aff#Jeraboaspace my beloved… ouuuugh#And predisastor I love predisaster a lot#“Please stick your hands into the bars of my enclosure!! I swear that I won’t bite!!” - cutiespace. Probably#Anyways I’m going back into the gutters#Artfight is soon so don’t expect any other unique content from me lol#I have like 90+ characters bookmarked so yeah that’s ALLLLL yall are going it be seeing for artfight season#I’m gonna resume working on TMA designs AFTER artfight#I wasn’t expecting them to take this long but I mean there’s a lot of characters I still have to design and then a lot of characters I’m#Going to have to individually render and color#So YEAH#That au is definitely going to take a long time- but worry not since I’m still SUPERRRRR hyper fixated on TMA#So I have not forgotten about it!#Now for actual tags…
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“Do we need anymore?”
Yes. Yes the fuck you do!!
The motherfucker is a damn tripolar singularity. We didn’t even know that was a fucking THING until two days ago.
And no offence here Aku but you fucking died to him the first time anyways so don’t act like a cocky bitch now.
#this line is badass but I’m gonna laugh my fucking ass off if Fukuzombie steamrolls them in their fight#like these two don’t stand a fucking chance in this fight- right??#and Fyodor’s there now too#fucking he’ll I can’t with these plot twists man they’re bad for my health#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bsd manga spoilers#bungo stray dogs manga spoilers#swearing cw
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I came up with a way to fill in the little blank spaces on my wizsein doodle sheet :]
#why is this popping off LOL I mean thank u but also why#I'm so sorry to anyone whose entire fucking dash was taken up by that before I edited LOL 😭#Ryan’s only headgear is the omen stribog mask but it feels wrong to not give them a pointed hat like abracadoodle hehe#I’m uuuuuhhh kind of addicted to drawing Dasein’s tentacles#I swear this is not some Freudian thing lmmmmaaaoooo#drawing all those flowy lines is really relaxing/satisfying =u=#wizard101 pls hire me to fill the margins of every map with nothing but Dasein#w101#wizard101#wiz101#w101 fandom#w101 art#wizard101 fandom#wizzy fandom#dasein#wizsein#steve-brules-art
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i’m getting sleepy so i’m going to bed good night!!! have one last drawing that will be posted on the daily tally hall art blog (day 15)
#ikea duo#they make me so happy for some reason#i’m so normal about them!!!!#i swear!!!#uhh anyways their friendship makes my brain release the happy chemicals or sumn#tally hall#tallyhall#zubin sedghi#rob cantor#anim🍊 art#🍊rambles#tally hall rob#tally hall zubin#they give off sun & moon vibes/hj#i’m probably just insane/hj
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Horror? Horror.
A/N: This post is dedicated to the lovely @juvenile-arm. Their art is amazing and deserves SO much more recognition! Go check them out! Also sorry for the fem reader, pronouns are still gender-neutral but the reader is definitely feminine. Guess I projected a little too hard.
Hobie Brown x fem!reader
Summary: You’ve always enjoyed horror movies. The thrill of them, the fear creeping up your spine. That wasn’t your favorite part however. No, your favorite part is when you get to pretend to be scared and hide in your boyfriend’s arms.
Contents: No use of Y/N, gender-neutral pronouns but everything else about the reader is feminine, flirty Hobie, flirty reader (they’re a menace), hickies, cuddling, implied smut at the end, fade-to-black
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You fluttered around your house, anxiously preparing for Hobie’s arrival. You made sure there were blankets on the couch, popcorn already in a bowl, and a stack of dvds next to the Tv. You have Netflix, but knowing Hobie you though he would appreciate the more old-school approach.
You run your hands along the fabric of the Sundress you’re wearing. A little dressy for a night-in sure, but you found yourself wanting to dress up for Hobie, although you knew he would find you attractive no matter what you wore.
You light-up when you hear a knock on your door. Rushing over to it you wait a moment longer, straightening your clothes one last time in an effort to not come off as too eager.
As you open the door you see Hobie standing there, casually as ever. If you didn’t know him well you might not be able to tell, but you notice the small hints of makeup on his face, the clothes that he only wears on nights out. He definitely dressed up for you, even if he doesn’t want you to know it.
“Just gonna stare at me all day or can I come in?” Hobie purrs with a smirk, leaning down to press a chaste kiss to your cheek.
You feel your face grow hot, but you move to let Hobie into your apartment. He only spares a glance to your living room before he’s turning around to watch you close the door. As you lock it you feel a strong, warm presence upon your back. Close to you, but not touching you. Just hovering, appreciating.
“You look ravishing luv.” Hobie mumbled, his breath brushing your ear in a way that sent a shiver up your spine. By the time you’ve grounded yourself enough to turn around Hobie is walking towards your living room and flipping through the stack of dvds you’d laid out.
You fiddle your hands, trying to calm yourself down. “It was just a compliment.” You mutter to yourself, trying to get your heart back down to a normal rhythm.
You’re broken out of your thoughts by Hobie tossing you a dvd case that you fail to catch, causing it to instead hit you in the head, before it manages to fall into your outstretched hands.
Rubbing your head where the case made contact you look down at the movie with a grimace. Your mom’s old copy of “The Shining” that she had given you, you don’t even know how many years ago, stares back at you.
“Horror?” You ask hesitantly, moving to hand the case back to him.
“Horror.” Hobie says with finality, taking the case from you and moving to pop the disk into the player.
As he straightens up from his task he turns to look at you where you stand to the side hesitantly, twiddling your fingers.
He approaches and throws an arm over your shoulder, pulling you close to him and he leads you to the couch.
“Don’t worry luv, I’ll keep you safe.” He teases as he gently pushes you down on the couch before going to turn off the lights.
You shiver, arranging yourself under the blankets as Hobie makes his way over to you, snuggling under the covers before dragging you closer to himself with an arm around your shoulders and your hips pressed together firmly.
The movie goes smoothly, you’ve seen it a million times, but that doesn’t stop you from cuddling up closer to Hobie. As the movie nears a tense moment you tuck your face in Hobie’s neck, watching the screen out of the corner of your eye.
Hobie doesn’t acknowledge your actions, simply keeping his face on the screen as you press your body closer to him. You wrap an arm around his waist, and tickle his neck with your breath, trying your best to get him to acknowledge you.
You hum lowly as you press your lips to Hobie’s neck, again, and again, and again. It takes you actually nipping his neck for him to lazily acknowledge you.
“Someone’s needy.” He say’s lowly. He keeps his eye’s on the screen but he brings one hand up and plays with the baby hairs at the base of your neck, subtly urging you to continue your ministrations.
And continue you do, getting more eager with his go-ahead. You fully commit to your actions, not even pretending to watch the movie anymore. You kiss your way up his neck, close to his ear. You nip at the area right below his jaw before sucking a dark hickey into the skin there. Pulling back you admire your handy-work. Only one truly dark hickey is present on his neck but if this night goes as you’re hoping it will that’ll soon change.
You lean back in, biting Hobie’s earlobe and pulling gently, dragging a guttural groan from his chest as his grip on the back of your neck tightens momentarily before relaxing once more.
You bite and suckle at Hobie’s neck and jaw at will, knowing he doesn’t care who sees and instead enjoys it. Enjoys letting everyone know who he belongs to.
You’re not sure how long it took for Hobie to finally break, far to entranced in your very important work to pay attention to things like time. You do know that you feel a very pleased flutter in your chest (and lower) when he finally grips your thighs and pulls you to straddle his lap, chests pressed right up against one another.
He pulls you away from his neck by the scruff of your neck, much like one would a kitten.
“You’re oddly needy Luv.” He purrs out lowly, irises darker than normal as he gazes at you longingly.
“Only for you.” You quip back, running your hands across his collar bones to his shoulders, shamelessly feeling up his lean frame.
Hone chuckles as he picks you up by your thighs, prompting you to tighten your hold on his frame with a squeak.
Hobie smirks as he walks the both of you to your bedroom, a dark look in his eyes.
“Don’t worry Luv. I’ve got ya.”
#key writing#my coochie make me write this blame her not me#I’m innocent I swear#hobie brown x reader#hobie brown#spider man atsv#spiderman#spiderpunk x reader#hobie x reader#across the spiderverse#spider man: across the spider verse#atsv hobie#atsv x reader#it took everything in me not to make this smutty#But I wasn’t sure if Elijah would be comfortable with me tagging them in that so I held off#I don’t even have an excuse for my behavior y’all I’m just like this#maybe mercury is in Gatorade
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Can we get one of Cross's nightmares?
Yes! I have it all doodled out but Horror’s will be next and then it’ll be Cross c:
#UTDR#Ask#Wonkus-bonkus#I’m working on do the lines and colouring and everything for Horror#Also I’m sorry I have like 5 asks from you in my inbox I swear I’ll answer them#I just need my attention span and a day off at the same time
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You know I had to do my own rendition of this eventually. It’s just too good to pass up :))
Attached is just the still image version (not gif) and then some behind-the-scenes initial sketch without puzzle pattern. Also the car had a nose for some reason…glad that I went back to the actual reference material to change it because the Puzzlemobile ain’t got one <<
#I’ve stayed up….way too late…drawing this stupid thing#(current time is past 12am)#this guyyyyy is ridiculous. a clown. a looser even. Would marry#THATS A JOKE I’M JOKING OF COURSE WH—it’s not my word against myself your just reading in between the lines too much#he’s got great taste in cars tho. pull up with em hot wheels on the road. who needs stoplights when you’re the cause for the slow traffic#rule the streets absolute king truly an inconvenience on everyone’s lives#gangster moment pulling up ready to pick up the boys in this slick ride#crime boss real#(sorry these are unintelligible thoughts I wrote down as Procreate titles when working on this)#(I’m just typing them out again here because why not lol)#why is he actally man spreading do you think his legs hurt from keeping them elevated off the road?#or maybe they’re just weightless#the dogs are out /j#eh I’d let him pick me up (THIS IS A JOKE A HONKING JOKE I SWEAR) /j#see the actual comedy is in the frantic deniability of the statement#and for some reason I thought it would be funny to do that same joke twice over….don’t know why probably lack of sleep taking now🧍#anyways this is the most productive I’ve been at making art wow huh. Puzzle fixation coming in clutch right now three arts in one day#achievement unlocked ✨#hplonesome art#mr. puzzles smg4#smg4 mr puzzles#puzzlemobile#smg4 Puzzlemobile#mr. puzzles in the Puzzlemobile#it’s crucial to include puzzlemobile in tags at any given opportunity because it’s just that iconic
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Hi Lofty!
We really didn’t want to give the boys back, but…..
Return
Shadow looked at the girls with wide, fearful eyes. “Do we really have to go back to the Westwing? Why can’t we just stay with you instead?” Power stood next to him with a carefully blank face, only his slightly trembling hands betraying his emotions.
Mel opened her mouth, about to say something when she got distracted by a loud banging noise coming from the door. The girls exchanged a look. “Who could that be at this time of the day?” Whispered Nancy. Mel shrugged and went to open the door, but froze when she saw who stood in front of her. A tall figure in a blue tunic and cap, covered in plate armor, with glowing white eyes looking at the two heroes still standing inside.
“You said seven days. It has been seven days by your reckoning. I’m going to bring them back now.” The Fierce Deity stepped around the girl still standing in the doorway and towards the boys, picking both of them up with ease and throwing them over his shoulders as if they weighed nothing.
“You can come with me and say goodbye or stay here. It’s your choice.” He said with his deep, rumbling voice as he walked towards the door. “Wait, we want to come with you!” Nancy blurted, being the first of the girls to shake off their surprise.
The two followed the tall being to the west wing, having to take five steps for each of his singular long strides. They eventually arrived at the west wing, where Fierce finally set the two disgruntled heroes down. He turned to the two girls, only now catching up enough to come through the doorway.
“...”
“ wow! you’re fast, well faster than i expected for a walk.” said Mel
“You have done well, these two small ones look much better after a week in your care.” Nancy saw the ghost of a smile on Fierce’s lips for a moment, before his usual wooden expression returned.
“Thanks? More importantly, I hope you guys take care of yourselves! and I hope that this was nice, you deserve nice things.” Nancy spoke the last part as though quoting something, though none of the heroes had any idea what.
“Goodbye until we can steal you away from Lofty again!” Mel called out with a wink
Shadow perked up, “Ducks?” he asked before the door was closed and locked by the Fierce deity, a moment after the lock clicked the sounds of Lofty’s car returning were heard and the girls scrambled for the window, hoping it was still open.
WELL OK FINE I DIDNT NEED MY HEART ANYWAY 😭😭😭 My poor babies I feel like a villain sosjsbfofcjbsqljwber LOL
DONT WORRY BOYS I LOVE YOU I SWEAR—
HA Fierce being the one to retrieve them, seems appropriate he’s just like “ok time’s up” 😂
@nancyheart11, Mel, thank you two SO MUCH I cannot adequately express how cute and sweet this was, I literally would get so happy every time I saw an ask and looked forward to seeing what adventures they had ❤️❤️❤️ this was adorable
Love you both ❤️❤️❤️
#you ask skye answers#lovely mel#Lovely nancy#I promise I’ll try to be nice to them#I say this as I’m already thinking of a PTSD plot for Power HAHA#BUT#I also had some fun scenarios for him too!#Like… uh… fighting another war#BUT HE LIKES WARS#…which now that I say that is probably an indication of how completely messed up he is fifhsowjwbdofxu HAHA#WHATEVER HE HAS HAPPY MOMENTS I SWEAR#I have to write them and stop using him as an emotional punching bag LOL#AT LEAST SHADOW GETS A HAPPY ENDING OK#AND HE GETS BIG BROTHER WILD ❤️#I’m getting off topic my point is THANK YOU#I can’t imagine how much effort and coordinating this took and that touches my heart you two are so sweet ❤️❤️❤️
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i just went to see the new mean girls movie and wow i did not expect to be gay for all three plastics
#mean girls#regina george#gretchen wieners#karen smith#janice ian#mean girls remake#mean girls 2024#gay#lesbian#i swear just by looking janice in the eye my sapphicness went up by 110%#i’m in love with them your honor#sapphic#queer community#queer#lgbt#lgbtqia#pride#i honestly don’t think i’d mind regina eating my face off#ngl#anyway#id date anyone in that movie except cady#what’s up with her#she’s so dry#anyways#shits and giggles#muah muah#new mean girls#renee rapp#god id let renee rapp ruin me
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#TOOK ME TWO FUCKING DAYS HOLY SHIT#The HAIR. THE AMOUNT OF HAIR IS STAGGERING WHO THE IS BRUSHING THEIR HAIR FOR THEM???#yeah#might see imperfections here and there if you squint but HOLY#i’m done hats off and goodbye#*back to the wilderness*#monochrome factor#fanart#myart#btw why do they look like THAT???#Curse my inconsistent style#i swear they look more mature in the sketch
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