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makeste · 3 years ago

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BnHA Chapter 322: IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

Previously on BnHA: Endeavor was all, “Kirishima please take Hagakure and Aoyama and put them away somewhere out of sight until we’re finally ready for the U.A. Traitor Plot.” Shouto was all “HEY DEKU DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT MAYBE YOU WANDERING THE STREETS LOOKING LIKE A GOTH PRAYING MANTIS IS EXACTLY WHAT AFO WANTS.” Deku was all “I’M SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRUSHING MARTYR COMPLEX AND ACCUMULATED TRAUMA.” Mineta was all “HEY DEKU YOU SWEET THANG, IF I COULD REARRANGE THE ALPHABET I’D PUT ‘U’ AND ‘I’ TOGETHER, ANYWAYS HMU 💖”, or at least that’s what fandom apparently thought he said. Everyone was all “WELL SINCE WE’RE BACK HERE IN KAMINO WE SHOULD DO THE THING” and did the whole “launching someone into the air to save someone by dramatically grabbing their hand” thing that everybody fucking loves to do in Kamino so damn much. Iida was all “[bombards me and Deku with feels].” Deku was all, “ू(ʚ̴̶̷́ .̠ ʚ̴̶̷̥̀ ू).” I was all, “(;*△*;).” Horikoshi was all, “my work here is done.”

Today on BnHA:

oh my god.

so I finally went back to look at what I wrote up for 321 last week, and it’s a hot fucking mess lol, and I really don’t want to deal with that right now, so we’re just gonna skip it and go back sometime in the next few days or something because I really want to read the new chapter and I have no self control. I’M SORRY IIDA

oh my god he’s breaking out the narration word bubbles oh my god. shit is about to get epic isn’t it

has there ever been a chapter that opened with these that WASN’T epic? serious question. anyways all aboard the Feels Express I guess

YEP

I saved a bunch of other crying kaomojis when I was looking for ones to use in the “previously on” summary, and right now it’s looking like that was a good fucking decision you guys. if I’m going to be an emotional wreck I might as well do it in style ʕ ಡ ﹏ ಡ ʔ

AND BY THE WAY!!

SHOULD I JUST THANK HORIKOSHI NOW AND SAVE MYSELF SOME TIME LATER. THE MAN ALWAYS FUCKING DELIVERS WHAT ELSE CAN I FUCKING SAY GODDAMN. IS IT TOO EARLY TO DECLARE THIS MY NEW FAVORITE CHAPTER? I SHOULD PROBABLY READ FURTHER THAN ONE PAGE BUT I’VE JUST GOT A FEELING

(ETA: it’s like. maybe my second favorite lol. A HUG WOULD HAVE PUT IT IN FIRST, I’M JUST SAYING.)

anyway so Ochako is releasing Iida, which is actually hilarious, because idk if you all know this but Iida can’t fucking fly you guys

like, I assume Ochako released him because she already knew that Kirishima was in place to catch him, but I really love this split-second of panic on Iida’s part where he’s all “HMM, IS OCHAKO TRYING TO KILL ME, ACTUALLY”

LOL THERE’S A THOOM AND EVERYTHING

that’s some plus fucking ultra on Ochako’s part right there. “IF THEY DIE THEY DIE” goddamn girl did you leave your chill in the same locker as Momo or what

now poor Kiri is all “DAMMIT DEKU ARE YOU PASSED OUT OR WHAT, I DIDN’T GET TO TELL YOU MY THING GODDAMMIT”

oh my gosh he is curled up so small you guys oh my fucking lord

RESIDUAL “LOST CHILD” FEELS FROM LAST WEEK COMING IN FOR A LANDING!! PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR SEATBACKS AND TRAY TABLES ARE IN THEIR UPRIGHT POSITIONS OMG ( ˚͈͈͈͈̥̆ ₍₎ ˚͈͈͈͈̥̆ )

LMAO IIDA IS TRYING TO CONFIRM THAT OCHAKO PLANNED FOR KIRISHIMA TO CATCH HIM, AND KIRISHIMA IS ALL “NOPE I’M JUST HERE BY CHANCE BRO”

Ochako is the U.A. Traitor confirmed. Hagakure I am so sorry I doubted you. Ochako get over here. so are you Toga now or what

anyway so now everyone is running over before Iida can react to this casual announcement of his attempted murder. and now Mina is taking her turn, and Horikoshi is all “HEY BTW IS MINA CRYING ON THE LIST OF THINGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY?” and of fucking course it is, you bastard. I’m not made of stone

( ɵ̥̥ ˑ̫ ɵ̥̥)

SLDKFJLSDKJ:LKWEJ

IS THIS THE PART WHERE I JUST START SCREAMING INCOHERENTLY FOR THE REST OF THE CHAPTER LOL. SURE FEELS LIKE WE ARE GETTING TO THAT TIME

OH MY GOD KACCHAN AHHHHH

I CAN’T OMG LOL I ALREADY GLANCED AT THE NEXT COUPLE OF PANELS, AND HE’S STARTING A WHOLEASS MONOLOGUE ABOUT ALL OF HIS DEKU FEELS AND OH MY GOD

“HERE YOU GO MAKESTE, A WHOLE CHAPTER OF ALL YOUR FAVORITE META TOPICS JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE THEM” THANK YOU HORIKOSHI YOU’RE A BRO (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

SLKASODIFALWKFLKJ

THEY’RE JUST DEKU AND KACCHAN. holy shit you guys. because oh my god, but it’s like when Deku was talking to the Vestiges about saving Tomura, and he turned into his little child self because his heart and intentions were so pure?? and it’s like that again, except that we’re seeing them as their child selves because that’s who they are to each other?? like, not that they actually see each other as children, but just, they can see past all of the stuff on the outside and see each other to their cores, to who they are inside, and when they look at each other they each simply see the other boy that they’ve known their whole entire life. idk?? does that make sense??? DOES ANY OF THIS EVEN MAKE SENSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT WORDS ARE ANYMORE I’M JUST SWIMMING IN FEELS OKAY. I’M TRYING HERE

they’re just boys, is what I’m trying to say, I guess. just Deku and Kacchan. all the walls are down, all the gaps are bridged, and all it is is the one boy reaching out and connecting with the other, and just,,, (꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)

OH MY GOD [GRABBING YOUR SHOULDERS AND POINTING WORDLESSLY] !!!1LK1

DO YOU ALL KNOW WHAT THIS IS YOU GUYS

HOW PERFECTLY FUCKING RAD. WELL LET ME JUST ENJOY THESE LAST FEW SECONDS BEFORE MY LIFE IS FOREVER CHANGED, I GUESS

GOD

CAN HE EVEN SAY THAT??? IS THAT EVEN LEGAL??? IS HE EVEN FUCKING ALLOWED TO SAY THAT. WHAT IS HAPPENING

OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!

─=≡Σ((( つ ◕o◕ )つ

GET IN HERE, EVERYONE!!

Y’ALL HE REALLY DID IT. “BAKUGOU IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE HE HASN’T EVEN APOLOGIZED” WELL GUESS FUCKING WHAT. GUESS FUCKING WHAT, YOU GUYS!! LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO ((((／￣∇￣)／＼(￣∇￣＼)))) AHHHHHHHHHH

OHHHHHHHH

HEH. I’M ALREADY DEAD, HORIKOSHI, YOU BASTARD. DO YOUR WORST. GO ON

YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON “US”, HE SAYS. ALONG WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF OMG. KACCHAN, YOU STUDIED!! YOU UNDERSTAND!! PREACH!!

OH NO!!

OH WAIT!!!!

LOL I GOT SCARED THERE FOR A SECOND BUT ANYWAY! EVERYONE GET IN HERE!!! GROUP HUG!!! OR WAIT, NO, WHAT ABOUT -- [GRABS YOUR COLLAR URGENTLY] YOU DON’T THINK -- COULD THEY POSSIBLY -- !!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ARE YOU GONNA HUG!??!?!?!?! I AM NOT OKAY!!!!!!! !!!hgk

REACTION PANELS LOL EVERYONE ELSE IS ON THE EDGE OF THEIR SEATS TOO WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

LOL OCHAKO

I KNOW THAT IN REALITY THIS FACE IS JUST BECAUSE SHE’S CONCERNED ABOUT DEKU’S FRAGILE STATE RN, BUT I KEEP THINKING ABOUT THE WAY SHE JUST DROPPED IIDA COLD THOUGH, AND I CAN’T HELP BUT FEAR FOR KACCHAN’S SAFETY LMAO. THAT FEELING WHEN THE CLASS PERV AND THE CLASS BULLY BOTH BEAT YOU TO THE LOVE CONFESSION. KACCHAN WATCH YOUR SIX

OKAY BUT LOOK, IT’S NOT THAT I DON’T LOVE ALL OF THE OTHER KIDS, OKAY, BUT CAN WE PLEASE!??!?! HELLO?!?!? MOMO, JUST -- COULD YOU JUST FOR A MINUTE --

NOOOOOOOOOOO

“DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, I HAVE TO SAVE SOMETHING FOR THE FINALE” HORIKOSHI YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, I’M COMING FOR YOU WITH A TWO BY FOUR!! NOT THAT I’M UNGRATEFUL!! BUT JESUS CHRIST, YOU CAN’T JUST DO THAT, AND THEN ALMOST DO THAT, AND THEN NOT!! OMG I HATE YOU

sure let’s cut to Thirteen then, yay. I mean I’m glad they’re alive lol, don’t get me wrong

(ETA: I think that might have sounded a bit sarcastic so I just want to clarify that I really am happy Thirteen is alive and on the job again lol.)

it’s just that if your name doesn’t begin with Baku or Deku I honestly am not interested for just these next five minutes okay lol. like I’m just gonna be completely honest. I am too invested lol, please, they were having a moment, JUST LET ME HAVE THIS PLEASE

OH DAMN U.A. GOT SWOLE AF

THIS SCHOOL HAS BEEN JUICING WTF. I THOUGHT YOU WERE TARTARUS LOL

I’m literally not even reading the speech bubbles though omg I’m so sorry. I really hope there is not a quiz, I promise I will come back to it later scroll scroll scroll

okay so they brought him back to U.A. and he’s all tired and out of it yes

oh goody Hagakure knows all about the security system

(ETA: is it just me or is Horikoshi really laying it on thick with the hints about these two guys lately? I’m on to you sir.)

THAT’S WONDERFUL NEWS. GLAD THIS CRITICAL KNOWLEDGE IS SAFE IN THE HANDS OF THE PEOPLE THAT WE TRUST

ffs Deku

WHAT WILL IT EVEN TAKE TO CONVINCE YOU THEN?? SWEET JESUS

-- holy shit, what??!

they know?? how did they find out??! holy shit???

I’m about to cancel the whole of Japan lmao. fucking try me dudes

-- THE PRINCIPAL!?

NEZU GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!! WHAT THE FUCK

“a ticking time bomb” tell you what, this man is just asking to be punched in the face. literally begging for it omg

(ETA: I have been advised that I misread this part; Rat Principal told everyone how safe U.A. was, but he’s not the one who ratted out Deku; that was “the rumors”, apparently. which, if I had to guess, were probably started by AFO.)

oh I see, so it’s to be Feels, Part II then

he looks so sad and tired and lonely and she goes right for the hand, god bless. though if Kacchan’s not gonna hug him, you’d think someone would at least. or is it because he still smells bad. hmm

AND THE CHAPTER’S ENDING ON HER LOL WELL OKAY THEN

I MEAN IT’S GREAT AND ALL, I LOVE OCHAKO REALLY I DO, BUT WE WERE PROMISED GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GODS, WHAT GIVES SOB. I WAS ALL READY TO BREAK OUT INTO SONG AND EVERYTHING. SURE, HE DID THE APOLOGY, BUT WHERE IS THE FOLLOW-UP GODDAMMIT

(ETA: just to clarify the reason for my rambling here, I was really waiting for the hero name reveal and the presumed deeper meaning behind it lol. but I guess that is a conversation still to come! and we still need Deku’s response to the apology too for that matter. lots to look forward to still.)

WELL WHATEVER, SO THAT IS THE END OF THE CHAPTER! SHOUT OUT TO MY BOY RAT “LET ME JUST TELL EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD ABOUT DEKU’S SUPER SECRET IDENTITY, I GUESS THAT’S ALL RIGHT NOW, NOTHING BAD COULD POSSIBLY COME OF THIS” PRINCIPAL. listen here you little shit

anyway but if you’ll excuse me... IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME. IF I COULD FIND A WAY. I’D TAKE BACK THOSE WORDS THAT HAVE HURT YOU, AND YOU’D STAY. I DON’T KNOW WHY I DID THE THINGS I DID. I DON’T KNOW WHY I SAID THE THINGS I SAID. PRIDE’S LIKE A KNIFE, IT CAN CUT DEEP INSIDE. WORDS ARE LIKE WEAPONS, THEY WOUND SOMETIMES. BUM~ BUM~ BUM~, I DIDN’T REALLY MEAN TO HURT YOU. BUM~ BUM~ BUM~, I DIDN’T WANNA SEE YOU GO. I KNOW I MADE YOU CRY, BUT BABAY, IF I COULD TUUUUURN BACK TIIIIIIIIIIIME...

#bnha 322 #midoriya izuku #bakugou katsuki #bakudeku #uraraka ochako #class 1-a #bnha #boku no hero academia #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers #makeste reads bnha #IF I COULD REACH THE STARS #I'D GIVE THEM ALL TO YOU #IF I COULD TURN BACK TIIIIIIIIME

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pokeau · 3 years ago

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Moon - bro it’s LANA TIME (Ch.4)

Read from the start

Characters: Pearl, Hau, Lillie, Kukui/Burnett, Hala, Gladion, Lana

AN:

as u can see i've given up naming my chapters already

It was the buzzing of her phone that woke Pearl up. She had thought she had set it to silent the night before, but figured she must’ve forgotten. She lifted her phone slightly to check, and saw it was her parents wishing her a good morning.

Pearl sat up in her bed to properly text her parents good night on their end, but as she shifted her legs, Pearl knocked her bag that had been sitting on her bed to the floor with a loud clunk.

The noise made Pearl jump, and she quickly skittered across the bed and onto the floor to investigate, as she wasn’t quite sure what in the bag made such a loud sound. Sifting through her bag, Pearl found the source of the sound at the very bottom - the shiny rock Pearl had found after her encounter with Nebby on the bridge.

That’s right; Pearl thought. She had meant to ask Zinnia about it - as asking Zinnia was often more reliable than texting her uncle Steven directly.

She collected the fallen contents of her bag and hung it up by the shoulder strap on one of her bedposts. Then, grabbing the rock, Pearl snapped a photo, and after saying goodnight to her parents, Pearl went to text Zinnia.

>>zinnia? are you awake?

>Pearl OF COURSE I’m awake, you think I ever sleep? >What’s up?

>>i need help identifying a rock >>i found it after some weird thing saved me from a collapsing bridge

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>Oh that’s a weird looking rock lemme text Stevebro about it

[...]

>Yea so Steven has no idea what the FUCK this thing is >You know it’s a weird rock when the rock expert has no earthly idea what it is

>>oh, that’s really weird. thanks anyways though!

>No prob, always gives me an excuse to bug Steven ✌

>Have a good day out there btw!

Pearl set down her phone with a sigh. She couldn’t shake the feeling that the stone was important in some manner, but if even Steven couldn’t identify it, who could?

She sent a quick text about it to Hau before lying back down and scrolling through social media.

Eventually, Pearl’s phone pinged - Hau had responded.

>That’s rlly odd? Maybe you could ask grandpa about it? >>idk maybe. but my uncle knows like, everything about rocks and couldn’t identify it so

>Well, Hala knows everything about this island, if this thing came from here he probably knows what it’s about

>Unless it was aliens 😱 >>i guess i’ll give it a shot. i’ll come over after i eat lunch! i’m still pretty tired from yesterday

>That makes sense :o I was gonna be out training so we probably can’t hang out today >>that’s alright! i’m pretty socially exhausted rn so idk if i’d be much for conversation o(>< )o

>I get that! I’ll ttyl then!

After that text, Pearl put her phone on her bedside table and cozied up between the covers - she didn’t exactly plan on getting up until noon.

Melba woke Pearl up for lunch, and while she was still a bit sleepy after eating, Pearl headed off on her lonesome to Hau’s house to talk to Hala.

Once she arrived, Pearl knocked on the door, and it took a few moments for Hala to answer - but when he did, he seemed happy to see her.

“Well, this is a surprise! Hello Pearl! I’m sorry to tell you that Hau isn’t home right now.”

Pearl shook her head slightly.

“I know, I wanted to see you - I gotta ask you about something.”

“Well, come right in, be my guest! I’m afraid I only made lunch for myself, though”

“That’s fine! I already ate.”

As she was done speaking, Pearl swiftly moved inside the home and set her bag down on the nearby dinner table. She shuffled through the potions and pokeballs in her bag to find the rock, which she gently picked up and set down on the table.

Hala told Pearl he’d look in a second, as he was finishing up washing dishes. He nodded along as Pearl explained her story to him, making sure to honor Lillie’s request for secrecy and omitting any word about Nebby.

One Hala was finished, he dried off his hands and turned towards Pearl and the dinner table.

“Let’s see what this is about, then…”

Hala’s eyes went wide once he saw the stone.

“My goodness!”

He quickly grabbed up the stone and examined it further.

“And you say it left in a blur of electricity?”

“Mhm.” Pearl replied, looking curious as to Hala’s sudden intrigue.

Hala set down the stone and gave one of his short, hearty laughs.

“It looks like you met my good friend Tapu Koko! What a coincidence!”

“Tapu who? Wait… is this a person for a pokemon we’re talking about?”

Hala pulled out two chairs and sat down, and motioned for Pearl to do the same.

“Tapu Koko is the guardian pokemon of Melemele Island. They happen to be a good friend of mine, as well! They leave those kinds of stones with people they’ve encountered - it’s considered a good luck charm, so you should keep it with you!” Hala explained.

“Ohh, I see! I guess I kind of have Tapu Koko to thank for saving me, then.” Pearl replied.

“I’ll make sure to pass along your thanks for you! Was there anything else you needed from me?”

“Nope, I think I’ll be off now - thanks again!”

Pearl left the house with a wave and went on her way back home, where she relaxed for the rest of the day.

The following week was relatively calm for Pearl, as she was still waiting on the professor to contact her about the next island. She spent her days training her pokemon, as well as hanging out with Hau and Lillie. She also made sure to keep in contact with her parents, who were always interested to know how she was doing.

After the week was over, Pearl received a call from Kukui informing her that he’d gotten his boat repaired and was planning on heading over to Akala to see his wife, and he was wondering if Pearl would like to come along. He told her Hau and Lillie were already going to be coming, and Pearl responded with a resounding yes.

Pearl woke up early the morning she was to leave, and made sure to pack everything she might need for a projected multi-night stay on a different island, and then some.

She made her way to the professor’s house early, and ended up catching him and Lillie eating breakfast.

Kukui was surprised to see Pearl arrive so early, but he welcomed her inside anyway. There, the three chatted until Hau arrived. By the time he knocked on the door, Kukui and the others were pretty much already ready to go, so the four of them headed off to Kukui’s car to drive down to the Hau’oli marina.

Pearl was especially talkative during the drive, as she read over a list of attractions on a tourism website for Akala island.

“So this place really is tourist central, huh?” Pearl said to herself while scrolling.

Hau leaned over to look at Pearl’s phone.

“Yea, pretty much. The place definitely caters to people going on vacation - it’s tourist season right now, I hope we won’t run into any trouble with the trials because of it.” he said.

Kukui chimed in as he drove.

“Well, if you do have any trouble, just talk to me and we can sort things out!” he said. “Oh - start packing up, the parking lot is right over there.”

The three in the backseat put their stuff back in their bags and waited as Kukui found a parking spot. Once parked, they grabbed their bags and carried them as they followed Kukui down to the docks - Pearl having the biggest suitcase of the trio.

After navigating the packed dock area, Kukui stopped and pointed to a smaller sized sailboat.

“There she is! Just had to get some routine maintenance in, but we’re ready to go!”

As the group hopped onto the small boat, Pearl fiddled around in her bag for a second, pulling out Azul’s pokeball - she figured he’d enjoy swimming along with the boat. After coming out of his pokeball, Azul stretched and yawned, and looked happy to see Pearl.

Kukui’s boat really was small - there was just enough room for the four of them and all their bags, but not much more.

In no time at all, the four were off. The wind was favorable that day, so the boat was making good pace. As Azul splashed alongside the sailboat, Pearl and Hau looked into Akala island some more, while Lillie was sitting quietly, for the most part.

Setting her phone down, Pearl looked to Lillie and tried her best to speak over the sound of the wind and waves.

“Hey, Lillie, what were you planning on doing once we get to Akala?”

Lillie perked up a bit upon hearing the question.

“Oh, uhm, I’m not sure… I didn’t have much of an idea in the first place. I guess I’ll probably stay with the professor and Burnett…”

“Burnett? Who’s Burnett?” Pearl asked.

Kukui turned around in his seat with a smile on his face.

“That’s my WIFE!” he said proudly. “She studies alternate dimensions in her lab! It’s cool stuff, I’m sure she’d be delighted to meet you two!”

“Oh, that sounds cool! I guess I’ll have to think up an introduction, then!” Hau responded, putting his arms up behind the back of his head in a relaxed position.

There was more chatting among the four, mostly about what they wanted to do on Akala. Lillie concluded that as much as she wanted to follow Pearl and Hau, it’d be best that she stay behind with Kukui and Burnett.

Pearl made sure to promise Lillie that she’d visit in between trials, because she didn’t want her to feel lonely.

In what felt like no time at all, the four arrived at Akala’s port, which was swarming with people of all kinds. Kukui docked the boat safely, and the gang exited the boat. Pearl made sure to give her legs a good stretch, and as she was stretching, Azul flopped up onto the dock. He seemed a bit tired from the long swim, but also looked accomplished. Pearl recalled him to his pokeball and grabbed her things.

“Burnett’s lab isn’t that far of a walk from here - I’ll lead and you can follow!” Kukui said, waving his arm forwards.

So, they were off. The walk was short, but it seemed longer from navigating the crowded sidewalks and from the blazing summer heat. Eventually, Kukui approached a building just off the main strip, and Pearl and her friends followed him inside.

The blasting air conditioning was a huge relief to Pearl, as she felt like she was about to melt.

The lobby was quiet aside from whirring of the air conditioning, and the only people there aside from the four were the desk attendant and a woman sitting on a couch staring at her phone. The woman looked up from her phone to see Kukui, and put her phone down and stood up with a smile on her face.

She approached Kukui and gave him a hug and a kiss.

“I was waiting for you! Was the trip here alright?”

Kukui scratched the side of his head and smiled.

“It was alright! These three sure are the talkative bunch, haha.”

The woman looked past Kukui to the three teenagers standing behind him.

“Oh, Lillie! It’s so nice to see you again! Kukui hasn’t been driving you crazy, has he?” she said, patting Lillie on the shoulder.

“Oh, no, not at all. It’s nice to see you again too, Burnett!” Lillie said with a smile.

Burnett turned to Pearl and Hau and put her hands on her hips.

“So, who are you two? It’s always nice to see fresh faces around here!”

Before Pearl could speak, Kukui spoke up over her.

“This is Hau, and this is Pearl! They’re two new trainers going through the island trials together, and Pearl comes all the way from Hoenn!”

“Well, isn’t that neat! Nice to meet you two - I’m Professor Burnett! I also happen to be Kukui’s wife, but I bet he told you that already.” Burnett said as she extended her arm to shake hands with Hau and Pearl.

“It’s nice to meet you too!” Pearl said, shaking Burnett’s hand.

With introductions out of the way, Burnett offered to take the three on a tour of her lab, and all three of them agreed. Pearl was interested in Burnett’s work in alternate dimensions, given that she was the emissary of the god of space, and knew of the existence of alternate dimensions already.

As Burnett toured the crew around that lab, she explained the kind of work that she and her team did. To the surprise of Pearl and Hau, Burnett’s team already knew about the existence of alternate dimensions in their universe, though they didn’t know much about them other than the fact that they exist.

What really caught Pearl and Hau’s attention was what Burnett excitedly mentioned next - the lab had actually received a transmission from what they believed to be a distant universe.

Burnett explained - back in 2010, strange otherworldly holes opened up in the skies of Alola, and specific energy readings spiked. Those events slowly fizzled out, but now, those same readings that spiked were beginning to rise again. But what was really exciting, as Burnett stated, was a transmission received. It was a short audio transmission of someone speaking in an accent not from anywhere in the world, and it was the most exciting proof of a distant universe Burnett had ever seen.

Lillie looked pretty neutral hearing all of this, as opposed to Pearl and Hau’s jaws being pretty much on the floor. When Pearl asked, Lillie said that she’d been living with Kukui and Burnett, so she’d already heard about it.

The tour soon concluded, and Pearl and Hau sat down on a couch in the lobby to chill for a little bit and figure out where they needed to go next.

With Kukui’s input, they were able to find out that the first Akala trial captain, Lana, was busy for the next few days, so they couldn’t go forwards with trials until she was free. Hau and Pearl did manage to book times in advance, so they at least had a couple of days to train before taking on Lana’s trial.

As Pearl and Hau got up, Lillie stepped forwards and muttered a bit to catch their attention as they approached the door.

“Huh? Lillie, did you say something?” Pearl turned and asked.

“Oh, uhm… I just wanted to wish you two good luck out there! I mentioned I was going to stay behind here, but you guys have my phone number if you need anything-!” Lillie replied.

“Oh yeah, of course! I was planning on coming back around to visit you every so often, anyways. I promise we’ll keep in touch!”

With a wave and a goodbye from Lillie, Pearl and Hau were off. Their plan for the day was just some simple training, as they’d make their way to Paniola town and Brooklet hill later.

They decided to train on the route just outside of Heahea city, as it seemed to be quite popular among local trainers and tourists alike.

Pearl and Hau battled their way through plenty of wild pokemon and trainers, and were enjoying win after win. Despite the heat, Pearl and Hau felt like they could keep going for hours, fueled by the energy of the battle.

It was after a period of this that Pearl’s attention was caught by the strangest pokemon she’d ever seen. It seemed like it was a mixed-up mess of all kinds of parts, from it’s talons in front to it’s finned tail. What was stranger though, was the teenage boy sitting down next to the pokemon. Even at some distance away, Pearl still found that he had a striking resemblance to Lillie - almost twin-like, even.

Hau noticed too, and eventually, the trainer and his pokemon caught the two staring. He got up and approached them both with an upset look.

“What the hell do you think you’re looking at?!” he said harshly.

Pearl stepped back a bit and raised her hands in front of her chest in caution, while Hau stood his ground.

“Woah, hey, sorry! We were just looking at your pokemon, it’s uh, really neat lookin’!” Pearl said. She didn’t get a response, only a muffled ‘hmph’.

“Well, since you approached us… wanna battle? I’m Pearl, by the way!”

“You really wanna battle that thing?” Hau whispered to Pearl, obviously wanting to leave the confrontation. Pearl just shrugged and looked onwards to the young man in front of them.

“...Fine.” he eventually replied. He struck a pose with his hand in front of his face before speaking again.

“I’m Gladion of Team Skull! And I’ll make you regret messing with me!”

“Team skull…! Pearl, are you sure you wanna do this?” Hau muttered, stepping back to provide space for the two trainers.

“Psh, why not? We wiped the floor with the last skull grunts we ran into, and all the training from today has me feelin’ confident!” Pearl replied

“Alright… I’m just getting bad vibes about that weird pokemon…”

Pearl just nodded, and called out Azul, while Gladion sent out a zubat.

Pearl had dealt with zubat before, and Azul was stronger than this particular zubat by a longshot, and it went down quickly.

Gladion dug his feet into the ground, clearly upset - while Pearl praised Azul for doing a good job.

Gladion called out his next pokemon.

“Give ‘em hell, Type Null!”

Type Null? What a strange name for a pokemon; Pearl thought. Still, she stood her ground. While she had no idea what type the weird pokemon was, she knew that Azul could hit it hard.

Type Null let out a cry Pearl had never heard before, before stepping forwards onto the field. Pearl was unsure what to do, but decided to go for the strategy she’d been using on the trainers she’d fought on the route previously.

“Azul, bubble beam!” Pearl shouted out.

Azul shot the bubbles at Type Null, who staggered back in recoil. Gladion responded with a command to use tackle, which hit Azul rather hard for being a basic normal-type attack. After a couple exchanges of moves, both parties were down to their last leg - but Pearl pulled out her secret weapon: aqua jet.

With that, it was over, and Type Null stumbled as Gladion recalled it to its pokeball with a sneer.

“Nice one, Pearl!” Hau said, holding up his hand to give her a high-five. Pearl high-fived her friend and then turned to Gladion.

“Hey, thanks! That was a good battle!” she said to him - but Gladion just grumbled.

“Can I ask you something, actually” Pearl followed up with.

“You better make it quick…” Gladion mumbled.

“Do you know anyone named Lillie, by any chance?”

Gladion stood ajar. His face’s expression turned to that of shock, but it soon drifted back into his usual disgruntled one. He didn’t respond, and just gathered his things and stormed away.

“Well, that guy’s sure a sunny figure…” Hau said, scratching his head.

“For sure, what was his deal?” Pearl replied.

“Should’ve gotten a pic of Type Null to show the professor - maybe he would’ve had an idea of what it was.”

The two friends just shrugged it off, and decided to call it a day and head back to the Pokecenter to heal up and chill for the evening. Pearl meant to make a mental note to ask Lillie if she knew Gladion, but ended up forgetting by the time she got some downtime.

After the long day, Hau and Pearl stayed in one of the rooms in the Pokemon Center overnight.

The next morning, Pearl woke up early, with a plan. She made sure to text her parents good morning, and slid down the Pokecenter’s bunk bed’s ladder to wake up Hau. Hau was rather groggy, and shoved his face into the pillow, asking Pearl to give him a couple more minutes before he was ready to wake up.

Pearl sighed, but ultimately honored her friend’s request, and sat idly by while scrolling on her phone.

It did take some time, but Hau eventually sat up with a stretch and a loud yawn. The two friends got ready to leave, and decided they’d make their way up to Paniola town so they’d be close by Brooklet Hill by the time it was their turn to take their trials.

They could’ve opted to take the bus that ran the route connecting Heahea and Paniola, but Hau and Pearl decided it’d be nice to train along the route to get the extra experience in.

Upon finally arriving in town, the two looked around in awe at how different the town looked compared to Heahea.

“Man, it’s like an old Unovan movie come to life!” Hau said. He ran ahead of Pearl a bit and stood in a stance in front of her. He pointed his hands at Pearl, both of which were in a finger-gun position. “C’mon, put ‘em up! We could have an old school draw fight here!”

Pearl laughed.

“Haha, you’re kind of right!” she said, followed by her ruffling in her bag a bit. Pearl pulled out one of her pokeballs and held it up. “You know, we can’t have a draw fight, but we can always have a pokemon battle!”

Hau made a smirk and grabbed one of his pokeballs as well.

“Oh, you’re on!”

It was a quick, casual battle, and though it was close, Pearl came out as the winner. Hau sighed in defeat as he recalled his fainted pokemon, but didn’t have any hard feelings about it.

The two friends made their way to the Pokemon Center, where they healed up their tired pokemon and discussed their plans for the rest of the day.

Hau was planning on exploring the town, as he had heard it there was a famous local restaurant, and he wanted to try the food there. Pearl wanted to train a bit more, so the two friends said goodbye to each other for the moment as they parted ways.

On her way out of the Pokecenter, Pearl noticed a promotional ad for heal balls, which caused her to think. She only had two pokemon with her, and the upcoming trial was centered around water-type pokemon - which her frontrunner Azul had an unfavorable matchup against. Pearl shrugged to herself and went to the Pokemart section of the center to buy a couple, because while Pearl still had a few regular pokeballs left over, these ones were pink.

With that, Pearl was off on her way to the route connecting Paniola town and Brooklet hill. Some quick searching on the internet revealed that there was a very diverse variety of pokemon living on the route, so it’d likely be her best shot at getting a new team member.

As Pearl navigated the route and battled and chased various wild pokemon along with Poppy, none of them really stood out to her - they just didn’t click. It got frustrating after a while, to a point where Pearl wasn’t really watching where she was stepping through the tall grass. Then it hit her - or rather, Pearl hit it.

Pearl fell to the dirt with an ungraceful thump. She groaned, and picked herself up and dusted herself off. She turned to look to see what she had tripped on, and there sat a rather upset fomantis.

“Sorry!” Pearl said, the pokemon cocking its head at her words. It still seemed upset, and tried to headbutt Pearl’s leg. Pearl thought for a moment, before stepping back and calling Poppy forwards. “Do you want to battle?”

The fomantis jumped back in response, and attempted to hit Poppy with a fury cutter - but it was so slow that Poppy just drifted out of the way. A couple of attacks in, and Pearl started feeling a bit bad for the poor fomantis, who was obviously looking a bit tired. Then Pearl remembered - heal balls heal the caught pokemon to full condition once used. And then her brain made the connection of fomantis being a grass type, and the next trial being water-centric - and suddenly, it all made sense.

Pearl ordered Poppy to back off and rustled around in her bag for a heal ball. Then, with a confident stance, Pearl threw the ball at the fomantis, and it bounced off the bulb on its forehead before encapsulating it.

1… 2… 3… click! Fomantis was caught!

Pearl picked the ball up from the ground and dusted it off. She decided she’d let her new teammate rest a little bit before getting to know them.

She thought of names in her head, and her mind went to the pink color of the pokemon’s skin, and how it reminded her so much of the seas of cherry blossoms in the shoujo anime she watched.

Cherry sounds like a cute name; Pearl thought - and just like that, it was settled. Pearl’s new companion’s name was Cherry.

Pearl headed back to the Pokemon Center to heal her pokemon, and once she returned to the room she was staying in, she released Cherry from her pokeball to get to know her. Cherry seemed grateful that Pearl had healed her, but was still a bit shy. Pearl then released Poppy and Azul, and the three pokemon made their various noises together, and seemed to get along well. After meeting her other pokemon, Cherry seemed a lot more relaxed around Pearl, and she was glad about that.

Pearl took it easy for the rest of the day, and most of her thoughts were about the trial she’d be going through the next day. She hoped that with Cherry now on her team, she’d be able to emerge victorious from whatever the trial captain threw her way.

Pearl’s morning routine was the same the next day - get up, text her parents, brush her teeth, bug Hau. Though this morning, she cut Hau some slack, since his trial time was in the afternoon. Pearl had chosen the earliest possible time slot, and was excited to get moving, even if it was early.

Pearl left the Pokemon Center and released all 3 of her pokemon to let them walk with her over to Brooklet hill. As Pearl started her trek, she noticed that Cherry was having difficulty keeping up with her stubby little legs. She turned to offer to carry her, but it seemed that Poppy was quicker to offer its help - lifting Cherry off the ground with it’s strings. Cherry seemed thankful, and happily squeaked as Poppy drifted along.

The team managed to squeeze in some training along the way to the trial location, and in no time at all, they reached the trial gates at Brooklet hill. Waiting there for them was a blue-haired girl who looked no older than 13, which was a surprise to Pearl. The girl was fiddling with a fancy-looking fishing rod until she noticed Pearl approach.

“Hi! My name’s Pearl, I’m here for the first Akala island trial. Are you the trial captain Lana by any chance?” Pearl asked.

The girl cocked her head.

“And what if I’m not? What would you do then?”

“Huh… what?” Pearl was a bit confused, which showed itself on her face.

The girl paused for a moment, looking at Pearl. Then, she laughed.

“I’m just messing with you.” she said as she hopped off the rock she was sitting on. She approached Pearl and extended her hand for a handshake, but pulled it back as Pearl tried to shake her hand. “Yeah, I’m Lana. You ready?”

Pearl was still left confused and a bit shocked by Lana’s attitude, but her excitement for the trial overshadowed it.

“Of course I am!”

“Good. Let’s go then.” Lana said as she turned and walked down the path to the trial site.

Pearl didn’t know what she expected Lana to be like, but she was certainly a lot more blunt than Pearl had imagined. Still, she followed her down to the hill, where she was waiting in front of a large body of water.

“Hope you don’t mind getting wet. Here’s the low-down;” Lana said, waiting for Pearl to confirm she was ready for an explanation. Pearl nodded, and Lana turned towards the water. “The waters here are usually pretty calm, so I hope you’ll be able to notice the heavy disturbances on the surface. There’s some angry pokemon there, and I want you to chase them downstream. Good luck!”

With that, Lana hopped down the ledges on the Brooklet Hill trail without a second word. Pearl stood and stared for a moment before shrugging to herself. Perhaps Lana hadn’t woken up yet? It was whatever to Pearl, who was just eager to start.

She called forward Azul and instructed him to swim towards the splashing in the water to scare the pokemon off, and he did just that. It seemed simple to Pearl, too simple, in fact. Azul swam back to Pearl, and her and the team walked downstream to the next big pool. Lana was nowhere to be seen, so Pearl just assumed she was gone all the way to the sea at the end of the trail.

Again, Azul scared off the angry pokemon, and returned to Pearl. She was confused, if anything - not even having to battle the pokemon was odd. She was suspecting Lana’s deadpan attitude might be an act, and that something must be coming. Pearl wasn’t sure if it was her imagination or not, but it almost seemed like it had gotten a lot cloudier since she had first arrived.

For the third time, Pearl sent out Azul to scare the splashing pokemon downstream. The smell of the ocean was stronger than ever, so Pearl assumed she was close to the end of the trail. As she began walking down the trail once more, Pearl noticed that it started to rain. Because of this, she took Cherry from Poppy and held her in her arms, and recalled Poppy back to it’s pokeball so it wouldn’t get wet.

As Pearl got closer to the ocean, the small drizzle escalated into an almost torrential downpour. Pearl was certain something was up, and when she reached Lana, she saw she had a sinister grin on her face.

“Alright! The totem pokemon is just over there! Good luck!” Lana said, waving to Pearl through the rain and pointing towards an area of violent splashing.

Pearl felt her confidence drop a bit. Whatever was in there was big. But she swallowed her fear and moved forwards. Pearl left her bag by the shore, and one by one, Pearl hopped on the trail of rocks leading out to the area of splashing, clutching Cherry to her chest.

Approaching the tumultuous water, Pearl was hesitant. Still, she crouched down, holding Cherry with one arm, and reached out to the splashes. Suddenly, they stopped, and for a moment everything seemed calm.

Then, all of a sudden, a massive pokemon cried out and breached the water. Pearl stumbled back on the rocks as it fell back into the water and soaked Pearl and Cherry. Looking in front of her, a massive school of wishiwashi was swimming with most of its body out of the water. Pearl got up, and stood her ground. She sent Cherry forwards, and shouted her first command.

“Cherry, go at it with a leaf blade!”

But Cherry was too slow, and the wishiwashi school hit her with water gun first. Luckily, it wasn’t very effective, and Cherry shrugged off the hit.

Cherry slashed at the wishiwashi, and it appeared it was a hard hit, as the school cried out. As a result of the school’s cries, from the depths beneath the rocks, an alomomola emerged and began circling around the wishiwashi.

A 2-on-1 is gonna be tough; Pearl thought, quickly giving Cherry the command to use another leaf blade attack. But just as Cherry’s attack landed, the circling alomomola used what appeared to be heal pulse, negating all the damage Cherry had done.

Pearl knew she had to do something about the alomomola if she wanted any chance at winning against the school, but Cherry’s HP was getting low and Pearl didn’t want to use her turn healing.

Holding her ground, Pearl commanded Cherry to attack the alomomola instead of the wishiwashi school. Despite the super-effective hit, the alomomola took it well and continued to swim around the wishiwashi.

Attack after attack, the alomomola’s HP was getting low - but before Cherry could land the finishing blow, the alomomola attacked with double slap and knocked Cherry out.

Pearl clutched her fainted pokemon and sent her back into her pokeball. Pearl was worried - she didn’t have an advantage against the totem pokemon anymore, but the alomomola was almost out, so it was only a matter of time, she thought.

Pearl sent out Poppy, who drifted a little in the wind and rain. With one final shadow ball, the alomomola was knocked out and returned to the depths. Now, all that was left was the giant school of wishiwashi.

Pearl decided to stick to her usual strategy when using Poppy against non-normal types - which was to keep using minimize to avoid most hits and then hit the opponent with shadow ball.

While the wishiwashi school hit Poppy pretty hard the first time, after a couple minimizes it couldn’t land a hit on it. Then, it was all up to whittling down it’s health. Slowly but surely, the school’s HP went down, and eventually, after one final shadow ball, the school let out a terrifying cry and dispersed.

Soon, the rain cleared, and the sun shone down. It took a second for Pearl to realize it, but she had won. She flapped her hands excitedly and jumped to hug Poppy, but as she did so, Pearl slipped on the wet rock she was standing on and fell into the water.

She swam to the surface and laughed, and grabbed Poppy’s strings as she swam to the shore.

Waiting for her on the shore was Lana, who was clapping her hands with an impressed smile on her face. Once Pearl made it to shore, Lana spoke.

“Woah, good job! Yaknow, it’s pretty impressive you didn’t run away screaming once my school of wishiwashi breached. What were you expecting to come out of the water?”

“I dunno, Kyogre?” Pearl said, shrugging.

“Kehehe, you know, I caught a Kyogre once!” Lana replied with a snicker.

Pearl tilted her head. “No you didn’t. I know her, and my mom doesn’t like her.”

“What?” Lana said with a confused look.

Pearl realized she probably should have said that, but the confusion on Lana’s face over her statement had Pearl stifling laughter.

After a moment of silence, Lana spoke up.

“Anyways… if you’d get out your trainer’s passport, I can stamp it for you showing that you’ve completed the trial.”

Pearl nodded and went over to grab her bag. She sifted around in it for a couple seconds to locate her passport, and once she got it out, she handed it to Lana, who promptly stamped it.

Pearl thanked Lana, and waved goodbye as she started her trek back up the trail.

Pearl returned to her room in the Pokemon Center to find that Hau wasn’t there. Pearl checked her phone, and found that she had missed a text from him saying he’d be out for a bit before the trial. Pearl sighed, and went to change out of her sopping wet clothes. Once in her pajamas, Pearl got cozy in bed and napped for the rest of the day.

I gotta tell Lillie all about this.

#good lord this is a long chapter. 6k jeez #also i hope u like the names from here on out #writing #fanfiction #core #moon #pearl #hau #lillie #kukui #burnett #hala #gladion #lana

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talesoftextposts · 3 years ago

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Exactly! Crestoria is not the only game they don't really keep tabs with. A while ago i played a saint seiya game by them and it had many many issues. If you cannot have multiple games with quality than please don't. Is bad for us and the employees, those poor people must be going crazy :c

At first I liked kasque, quite different than what I would expect from a goddess, but I ended disliking her...

I feel kinda bad for aegis just being a punching bag for jokes and Yuna just being there to look pretty, they have a lot of potential for the story. Like you said Yuna had a great point and a good reflection moment but whatever eh? Aegis too, I felt his story like a punch on the gut because I tend to be like him and the queen, but again, whatever...

I do the arena for the free stuff too! I am not competitive at all XD

hello again anon!! im going to do another readmore gksghkeg

yeah i honestly...ugh. i have just a lot of issues w bamco in general but i also Do Not want them to pay attention to me jic they tell me to stop making memes or something stupid like that— like genuinely instead of making the game more functional or adding like...idk. any story or shit that makes Sense they just added things like the transcendence board which is just. for ppl who already maxed out their ascension boards?? after like 6 months??? Y'ALL... ik for a while too the phantom tower was Waaayyy too difficult but i think they nerfed it back to normal considering i can now clear thru level 40 at least :/ but overall the game is just. geared towards ppl who drop fucktons of cash on it. if you look at the ppl in the top 3 in arena rn? you KNOW they've spent hundreds if not thousands of dollars on this game. what the fuck.

also minor gripes are just...they don't add very many new units anyway, compared to like even asteria, and i get that there's effort for the whole models or w/e but...i mean if rays can do it... and i don't mean that in the rate that banners are released, bc those are...kind of annoyingly often as of late (looking @ all the crestoria cast alts) but the fact they're only for 1 or 2 charas who are Only ssrs, and it genuinely makes r and sr stones and sr charas just...obsolete and useless imo? like i genuinely have EVERY sr AND r full awakened/ascended which. is probs partly due to the drop rates being Absolute Garbage, but thank god they implemented a pity system, right? ...right? [tired sigh] i've saved enough for julius who has been in crestoria for 228 days, bamco, fucking release h—

i also want to add that i've contacted support MULTIPLE times abt issues w the game and they have legit just told me "hm sucks have u tried playing the game w all other apps closed" like yes, bamco, but that's not the problem??

SORRY for several paragraph rant abt the gameplay i just have some very strong opinions LMAO

i understand not liking kasque! tales antags...and characters in general, actually, are rather hit or miss. i personally just love evil women so im rlly in love w her GSKEHGESKHG

but as for the aegis and yuna things... YEAH. i rlly love them both and it's been extremely disappointing to see how they've been treated by the story :( like even if yuna's acting silly to cover her own feelings, it would be nice to get those scenes we get in other tales games (like...idk even the scenes in xillia like where alvin and elize sit and talk in the park, and leia talks w i think jude or milla depending on the route?) considering it's like...is penelope going to be okay? can she ever go back to her?? is she okay just crossing the sea and leaving her, even if there's really no choice??? sorry for the character introspect i just have a lot of thoughts—

aegis too, it's like. i don't mind teasing to an extent, but i really feel sometimes they go too far w it :( esp in like. events and the character episodes moreso than the main story (tho i could be remembering incorrectly) which makes me wonder if they just have different writers for each but even THEN like the main story still fails to act like yuna and aegis Exist half the time?? and JEEZ yeah i am constantly thinking abt aegis and queen rebecca, esp imo it's just a very... well first of all, that has to be Traumatizing As Hell but second of all i strongly headcanon he was unable to say it bc he didn't mean it and also i have a headcanon that the whole event has kept him from ever saying the words "i love you" ever again so that's that on THAT. (these are my headcanons pls don't send me hate over them they're not canon i promise—)

and honestly same!! i used to be sss rank and then i stopped caring abt arena for a bit and dropped a couple ranks...oops. i'm currently s-5 and had to FIGHT to keep myself there this season. it's not that i rlly care abt winning or being high ranking. or first, even, i just want the prizes from being at a certain rank/placing tbh. which is why.....................................oh im so tired of the ppl with lvl 120 fully awakened new ass units like i GET IT you have MONEY but i am not spending that much on a mobile game!!

ANYWAY thank u for coming to my ted talk omfg im so sorry this is so long (again)

#mod.txt #SSSSSSSSORRYYYYYYY #if u disagree w me pls don't yell at me im sensitive—#these are just my onions i pr #anyway i again apologize for a v long post where i just. bitch abt crestoria ig that's my life now

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anxiousdepressedintrovert · 4 years ago

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Otome Thursday

IT’S BRAM!!!!

Y’all, you have no idea how excited I was for this route/series to start. I wasn’t a big fan of Ravi.

ANYWAY

Bram Route

Episode 1 (The free one 😉)

-I really dig the beginning of the route.

-Like a land hidden from even the Elves? Nice

-Also also, I like that this series, Love and Legends, AND Reigning Passions all take place in the same universe and it makes sense. Unlike the more modern series where the crew just sticks characters in the stories to say “Hey, look, notice these characters”

-Sorry. I’m ranting

-Focusing now

-I named my MC Mari Rya

-She’s beautiful

-She’s got a little, sprite/fairy/thing named Ness

-I love them

-I only know the name of the new land because I played the Ravi short but it’s called Tallav

-Mari’s got a reputation as a researcher.

-But this is also a lifelong dream of hers.

-Ness doesn’t speak (what I’m going to call) English, but Mari understands her anyway

-Ness uses They/Them pronouns. RESPECT IT

-Magic time!

-Ness magic time!

-Mari can feel all the living things. I feel like that’s not a human thing.

-But I will reserve judgement

-She’s had a rune stone since she was a baby. Yeah, she’s def not human.

-Holy shit a bear!

-…with a shield and a spear on it’s back.

-Subtle

-The way these sprites move are fucking hilarious

-Mari said “Nope not today”

-Can’t out run a bear. What does this bitch do?

-Drop down to play dead. Cause that’s totally gonna stop a bear from chewing on your spleen

-the “bear” is able to turn her over to her back (duh)

-it turns into a man and…oh what a man

-this CG is so fucking cute!

-he’s like “Is she alive?”

-She’s like “the fuck is he doing?”

-I’m like “Squeeeee they’re both so stupid rn”

-Oh those eyes…

-I haven’t been this in love since Razi. Or Renzei.

-Oh no! headbutt. Gives me a headache just reading it.

-Fuck look at those abs.

-LVS really knows what they’re doing with these character designs

-And Mari’s being thirsty too. It’s not just me

-Whew chile, the way she describes this man. Girl,

-Thank you, Ness, someone has their head on properly

-Never mind. They’re just as thirsty

-I still wanna know how Mari can talk to them

-He knows she’s a human cause she’s wearing clothes. Good lord this series is gonna be a riot in the first couple seasons

-Oh Mari…you’re sounding very Colonizerish

-I don’t like that

-Though it is kinda cute how she nerds out

-I can see her doing this with any thing she comes across.

-Thank you, Ness. Time and Place Mari!

-Invasive is one word for it

-Not much to write.

-She’s gushing. He’s listening. They’re both hot

-oh no, not an eyebrow lift!

-from both of them!

-I can’t do this.

-This bitch just walks away from a question ‘cause she got caught staring!

-I can’t! This is me. Running away from all my problems

-Bram follows cause, y’know, stranger in the woods

-Bram likes Ness. It’s adorable

-Anthropologist=Skald? Maybe.

-Apparently rune reading is impossible, so is befriending a Puck (Ness)

-Mari is def not a human. At least not fully

-See, I feel like if she showed Bram the rune stone she carried with her, that would help bridge this gap.

-But y’know. Whatever.

-Oh they are two bull-headed people

-He’s got (understandable) prejudices against humans/bipeds

-She’s like “MY RESEARCH”

-I’m like “Girl, they’re living people. Respect their boundaries. And Dude, Learn a little”

- She’s very forceful with the fact that she ‘needs to do her research’

-It’s very Colonizerish and I don’t approve.

-Mari, You can’t prove that the Duke who hired you only wanted you to do pure research.

-Ha, Bram called her pretty

-Ohhh Mahuwin Villiage

-Cue Victor from Underworld: “YOU MUST BE JUDGED!!”

-damn he called her insidious

-Mari…honey. Going to a village, you’ll get to see how they live and see how the justice system works. Calm down.

-Of course, no one’s ever been so unwelcoming. You’ve been dealing with other humans and elves.

-Girl!

-I’m judging you so hard rn

-Whew chile that took a lot outta me

Episode 2

-Awww I do feel bad for Ness tho

-They’re scared too

-Bruh, Bram JUST said he doesn’t know what an anthropologist is. You barely related it to a Skald. Showing him your notes means nothing.

-Bram, dude, I get you’re supposed to protect but you’re seeing enemies in the wrong people. Though I get why you’d suspect her.

-The Dinae have no secrets between their tribes (I’m assuming) so there’d be no need for an anthropologist to go looking for old history.

-Also he called her cute (again)

-Ohkay. I draw the line at you accusing Mari of torturing Ness.

-Only a heartless monster would lay hands on Ness.

-I need you to think baby: WHYY WOULD NESS STAY? If Pucks are magical creatures, surely you don’t think that Ness would be foolish enough to stay with a powerless human.

-Oh. Don’t make me insult your intelligence

-Oh don’t make me

-Mari. Don’t do anything stupid. Please. He’s actually being nice. In a weird way. Taking you to be judged. Someone else would’ve just killed you

-Mari…you can’t do your job in someone else’s country without permission. To get permission, you need to go to a village.

-I’m starting to question your intelligence

-Oh good. The bull-headedness is back

-No shit it’s more than just a job! I think you would have gathered that from the fact that to enter Tallav you had to pass a BEAR statue

-Oh no not the sad face

-I know LVS is gonna use that face to get money out of me in future scenes

-Mari, you’re both stubborn. And if I had it my way, you’d’ve gone with him already

-MARI! HE’S NOT A SOLDIER!

-ARUGH

- Not the type of roleplay I thought I’d be reading in this story but sure. Have some hearts

-I wanna smack her so bad and the first season’s not over yet.

-Usually the urge to smack doesn’t kick in until at least season 2.

-She’s a record setter

-Uh oh Bram, you called her an interrogator.

-And he STILL doesn’t fix it!

-They’re both so rude

-Ok, so he gets the why.

-We’re making progress

-This woman can’t let her thirst rest for five minutes.

-I mean same but come on

-Ah! Progress on both sides!

-Still don’t like how forceful Mari is about her job. How would she feel if her job put people in danger?

-You kinda did Mari. You kinda did say “I’m going to do what I want anyway”

-Not in those exact words but enough

-My point!

Bram: You ever think that if we wanted to be bothered by any kingdoms, we would have officially contacted them

That’s my point

At the same time, Bram and his fellow Dinae have their fellow prejudice against bipeds. As I said, mostly justified but they act that they can’t adapt or change

-Mari, interest isn’t always flattering…we aren’t in high school

-Now she’s running away. From a guy that can turn into a bear

-I’m very much questioning her intelligence now.

-Cause she dumb dumb.

-And thus begins an infuriating game of human and bear

-Oh yeah Mari, cause you can totally break the hold of a guy WHO CAN TURN INTO A BEAR

-As Mari is kicking and screaming, Bram: Am I hurting you?

-LMFAOOOO

-Awww Ness trying to help.

-Bitch. He puts you down and you climb a tree. Like bears don’t climb trees?

-Thank you Ness for talking some sense into this stupid girl

-Why is she so defensive?!

-Why can’t they just give me the option of “Fine.” FOR ONCE

-Seriously Mari? If you had stumbled upon a village during your wandering that really HATED humans, the chances of them killing you are SUPER fucking high. Doing it this way is arguably a lot safer

-YO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!

-That looked like a swamp deer monster from It Lives Beneath

-FUCK THAT

-RUN BITCH…FUCKING RUUUNNNN

-Why is run never an option when we are clearly outmatched?

-Oh god why does it have to look at the screen!!!

-I don’t like that

-and ewwwww they did detail on the muscles

-Yeah no shit it’s targeting Mari, Bram!

-I think that’s pretty obvious!

-Thank again Ness for saving One Stupid Bitch

-We…we get to RIDE Bram?

-I can (and will) make so many jokes about that

-I’ve already restrained myself from making Bear jokes. So, you’ll deal with that

Episode 3

-Hehehehehehehhehe

-We rode him

-Hopefully this won’t be last time

-and the next time won’t be in bear form

-Ohkay. I’m back. The chapter’s loaded

-Wait one more

-And we can use that rope for something else too

-Idk how to do the lenny face so……just imagine it

-Ok. NOW I’m done.

-Finally, a decent option. THANK YOU, BRAM

-Yeah Mari get that through your thick fucking skull. He’s a defender. He defends.

-Awwww Bram isn’t comfortable with praise. I’m gonna take every opportunity to do it now

-Mari, this is why we don’t talk shit up.

-Hehe still riding him

-Ewww that thing is back.

-Plus side?

-FIGHT SCENE

-Oh nooooo Bram’s hurt

-MARI CONTROL YOUR THIRST THE MAN IS INJURED

-Thank you, Ness! I swear they’re the only character I haven’t been pissed at

-Mari begins to nerd out over plants. Honestly same

-OMG HIS BLUSH

-GUYS. HIS BLUSH

-The stuff of nightmares was an Abberation. I like my name better so it and all its freaky brethren will be called The Stuff of Nightmares

-And Bram’s back to being suspicious. Sigh. And we were having such a nice time

-The Dinae don’t have pets and that’s the saddest thing I’ve read all day.

-Mari just realized that Bram’s been naked this entire time.

-Lol

-Oh so, if Bram trusted Mari, he’d happily tell her everything she wanted to know.

-Hmmmmmm

-I certainly can’t say no to that face. So neither can you Mari. Here. Have some hearts

-See, they say fur covered thigh, all I hear is, cuddling for the winter.

-OMG SHE COULD SQUISH HIS PAW BEANS

-IF SHE DOESN’T SQUISH HIS PAW BEANS WE’RE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM

-Mari stahp being so thirsty. There’s a stream next to you. Go dunk your head.

-Ness is adorable and I want a plushie of them

-Oh NOQOOOWW she has a problem with riding him

-…Ok, I mean…her explanation makes sense.

-See, every Dinae does it!

-Bram is so tired of her. It’s so funny

-WAIT. THERE’S WOLVERINES

-….is one’s name Logan?

-I’ll leave now

-I’m so glad they’re starting to understand each other more. Cause I was ready to jump through my phone screen.

-Things are still tense, of course.

-Wait a fucking minute. Going through a patch of brambles saved you a fucking DAY of travel? WTF

-I’m very interested in seeing how this plays out as opposed to Ravi’s route.

-Let’s meet Chieftain Mael!!

#lovestruck #lovestruck voltage #tales of the wild #bram #adi blog #otome days

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paracosmcentral · 5 years ago

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Multiverse Cosm (Messaged Explanation Comp)

i haven’t decided on names yet so i’ll just use the names of the lhp paras they were based off basically there are multiple universes each with different possibilities but they all stem from the Original which is like the og plane of existence except nothing really happens in the og it’s like the og has all the basic information and then all the multiverses take that basic info and spin it into something like the og has all the basic character info, and then all the multiverses are fanfictions/story ideas that use it canon or not the og has the most basic info that is consistent throughout but nothing really happens in it or if something does we don’t understand it if you ever try to visit the og it’s very disorienting it’s like you don’t feel anything or know anything nothing happens except that you’re existing you don’t even know how, if you even have a physical form you just know that you exist but basically something happens and the Glass Collage Effect commences

no official names yet but basically shiro, hyunseung and hanbin do… something that causes the multiverse to overlap and conjoin over the Original it’s like when you have a bunch of random glass shards and they’re all so different but you try to make a collage of them but it doesn’t really work out bc you have all these random colors and shapes and they don’t fit or if they do it’s not very neatly and there’s cracks everywhere and some holes you need to fill with an excessive amount of glue and it might look kind of pretty if you’re optimistic enough but for the most part it’s very obviously not working out

that’s what happens with multiverses the multiverses are like the glass pieces that make the collage and the Original is the platform on which they were built and all those cracks and stuff where the glass meet in the multiverses, they are known as splits so now all the different variations of people are either conjoined multi-identities or are separate existences on different glass shards

our main focus: shiro, hyunseung, and hanbin’s characters and wooji, jin sun, xiao yi and abraham’s characters for background xiao yi is like shiro’s unofficial son unofficial for no other reason than shiro isn’t 18 yet but once her birthday comes around she intends to be his legal guardian and jinsun and wooji are stray foster kids who hyunseung saved from shitty lives and got adopted by hyunseung’s uncle jinho and abraham is this very quiet but sweet babie boy who’s friends with the others and has a nice little bond with hanbin

so there are androids, digitized consciences, rescue missions, revivals basically a big part of this is that we don’t understand a lot about the multiverse and how it works and that’s ok a large portion of this story is the characters trying to figure things out and make it work but ultimately no one can truly comprehend it all

so hyunseung, shiro and hanbin from one of the multis finds a way to hop through different multis and eventually finds a way to get onto the Original but it’s because of that, that everything goes to shit nothing from the multis are meant to be in the Original the lack of substance on the Original acts as a repellent of sorts to all the multis like opposite ends of a magnet the multis are distanced enough that they don’t collide into each other but sometimes an attraction occurs, and that’s how some people wind up experiencing moments on an alternate universe that’s where all those stories come from

idk how to explain what it feels like to exist in the Original to be a basis it’s not something that can be put into words i can barely understand it myself it’s like you don’t really have any form you exist but not really it’s really weird it’s something you feel except you can’t actually feel anything the Original just is yeah it’s a weird oxymoron thing it makes sense in my head just not in words

now the Glass Collage Effect it doesn’t erase the Original bc then as far as we know the multis would like cease to exist or something no one really knows but it’s like you know how you have a sheet of paper on which you glue all your collage pieces? it’s like the Original is a board on which all the glass shards (multis) were glued onto and remember how there are gaps that are overfilled with glue?

well the multis (as in the people) can sort of jump? through the verses the edges of the verses that connect to one another are called splits you can leap(?) through a split but certain splits lead to those holes and if you leap there you get thrown directly into the Original

the people multis are basically everyone inhabiting the multiverses so like us there are variations of us in all the different verses and now bc of this whole overlap thing you can leap through splits to access other verses but those holes that throw you into the Original the Original literally cannot hold you you’ll be viciously tossed around and feel the most extreme and foreign and weirdest sensations and then get thrown up into the nearest verse every case of this ends up with severely mutilated bodies like the Original is a stomach that can’t digest or hold you so you become vomited

but back to multis as in the people shiro, hyunseung and hanbin had temporarily transported into the Original and this was before the Glass Collage Effect so they didn’t get thrown up it was more like you know how you put something in your mouth but it doesn’t even get down your throat bc you reject it before it does and just spit it out whole that’s how it was for them except when they got spit out the Effect had taken place their split second presence in the Original caused it

now i’m going to explain something about the Original it’s the most basic of them all and has the basis for all the multiverses but nothing quite exists, but still exists there are some consistencies in all the multiverses vastly different, but you can still draw some kind of similarity they are all children of the same Original after all but these consistencies are bc of something in the Original called connections connections are relations between basis identities it’s like the Original has the most basic code, some of which is relevant to each other and then the multiverses are all that can be made from building and developing off of that

so bc of that when shiro, hyun and hanbin get spit back out everyone who’s basis identity had a connection with theirs all their forms across the verses become merged but bc of all the imbalance and shit memories are sort of flying in there you have vague recollections at best but for shiro, hyun and hanbin it was different as they were the ones who actually entered the Original all their identities are merged but not like anyone else’s you know how they say cats have 9 lives they lose one, there’s a second it’s like that, but each multiverse identity would be a “life”

it’s like a game and when they lose a level, they lose a life and when they restart the level, it’s with another life but the lives in question are the multi identities and this is where the androids come in the 3 find a way to exist within a literal split so not like on the planes themselves but the split so you can’t actually access it they create a hideout of sorts i guess and they make it so that their conscience is kind of like extracted from their bodies it’s like their physical bodies are within this hideout thing contained and then their consciences are physically separated though still connected non-physically and everytime they start a new life/ use a new multi identity the identity doesn’t take a physical form but rather becomes transformed into a form of energy that powers an android and the conscience of that android and the conscience of the original human is connected via that separated ball of conscience whatever tf it is

now here’s the thing this glass collage it’s being held together rn but it’s so delicate and unstable and weak that it’ll just break and then nothing will be restored bc it’ll be swallowed and vomited by the Original but then everything within the Original will essentially have no purpose (a lot of the plot stuff is kind of metaphorically about breaking away and defining yourself and like actually becoming yourself instead of becoming what’s written in stone and stuff like that)

so yeah all the androids powered by multi identities work together and leap through multiverses to figure out how to prevent the glass collage from imploding they don’t know what to do or how to do it or anything really but they work it out by failing and replaying “levels” until they win

now meanwhile the merged multi identities of wooji, jin sun, xiao yi and abraham are searching for those 3 trying to find them which involves a lot of redefining and learning themselves they run into “shiro”, “hyunseung” and “hanbin” a couple times not knowing those are actually various android forms and stuff

but basically they all eventually figure out that although the Original exists and the basis identities exist the basis identities aren’t fated destinies that define them so much as the destinies they’ve defined for themselves bc remember, time is technically a place so although at the beginning of the journey they weren’t really them

they eventually do become who they are now but instead of thinking of it as a time a vs time b thing in which case the application of the Original wouldn’t really work think of it as time is a cross-multiversal place and different times are different locations across time so it’s more of a place a vs place b thing in which case the characters had already formed their identities and shaped themselves but in a different location

idk if i’m explaining this coherently or not sksksk

#multiverse cosm #submission

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sizzleitupwithmaria · 5 years ago

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here you go @baura-bear (i’ve also definitely done these before but i know i’ve changed so)

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

i’m kind of a hoarder so all of them?? but mostly mugs and water bottles

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

CHOCOLATE

3. bubblegum or cotton candy

cotton candy slaps

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

very shy but a good learner

5. do you prefer to drink soda from cans, bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

soda sounds really unappealing right now so none?

6. pastel, boho, tomboys, preppy, goth, grunge, formal, or sportswear?

a combo of boho tomboy and grunge

7. earbuds or headphones?

earbuds

8. movies or tv shows?

i don’t have the patience for either, podcasts are superior

9. favorite smell in the summer?

i walked by this couple yesterday who had ice cream and just... the smell of sugared cream and waffle cones.... delicious

10. game you were best at in pe?

volleyball maybe, but i still wasn’t good at that

11. what do you have for breakfast on an average day?

a granola bar, which sucks bc my first period is choir this year so i won’t be able to eat first period!!

12. name of your favorite playlist?

“oh boy i’m pining for someone”

13. lanyard or keyring?

my keychain is so heavy that wearing a lanyard would slowly break my neck

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

GUMMI BEARS!!!!!!!

15. favorite book you’ve read as a school assignment?

either romeo and juliet, to kill a mockingbird, or and then there were none

16. most comfortable position to sit in

i like legs crossed but i also like just the ideal Leg Bounce position

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

my grey converse high tops

18. ideal weather?

like... 60 degrees and mildly cloudy

19. sleeping position?

on my side or occasionally on my stomach

20. preferred place to write?

in a notebook, writing on my laptop gets old after a while

21. obsession from childhood?

MAGIC TREE HOUSE or dolls in general

22. role model?

eva fucking noblezada

23. strange habits?

i like to shake my foot when i see something i like (is this stimming? probably and i kind of like it)

24. favorite crystal

emerald but just bc it’s my birthstone

25. first song you remember hearing?

probably something off of rumors by fleetwood mac

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

i hate warm weather but i like shopping

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather

go to school?? i kind of feel like my outfits are the coolest in winter and that gets me a lot of compliments

28. five songs that describe you?

just pick five random queen songs and it’ll probably be pretty accurate

29. best way to bond with you?

literally just talk to me. i can ramble for hours about shit you probably don’t care about

30. places that you find sacred?

my bedroom and the two giant woods in my hometown

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

basically just blue jeans a flannel and a black tank top. not very cool but i feel nice in it

32. top five favorite vines

all i can think of rn is i’m gonna munch i’m gonna crunch so there’s that (stream revolution lover)

33. most used phrase in your phone?

fdhslfhdjslkfdk or any other keyspam

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

i have adblock lmao

35. average time you fall asleep

like 12:30 now that it’s summer

36. what is the first meme you remember seeing?

ehrmagerd or however you spell it

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

duffel bag

38. lemonade or tea

both, including when they’re combined (arnold palmers slap)

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

cake

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school

high school: this past year’s senior prank which did give me a mental breakdown but it was kind of hilarious

middle school: The Smell

41. last person you texted?

my dad

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

pants, i always feel like shit will fall out of my jacket pockets

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket, or bomber jacket?

hoodie and cardigan, Maximum Coze

44. favorite soap scent?

i kind of like dessert scents

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy, or superhero?

none of them??

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

my fav flannel which is very soft and underwear

47. favorite type of cheese?

the one that comes on pizza

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

....... a watermelon? i look pretty appealing from the outside but i’m actually 92% water

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

andre deshields’ three rules to longevity from the tonys :,)

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

i can’t remember but i’ve definitely peed myself laughing in like... elementary school

51. current stresses?

“am i waiting too long to snap back my crush” and “OH SHIT I HAVEN’T STARTED ANY OF MY ESSAYS”

52. favorite font?

helvetica or comic sans if i’m in the mood

53. what is the current state of your hands?

i last washed them like 30 mins ago, my left hand’s nails are painted black, and my right pointer finger is bleeding

54. what did you learn from your first job?

i haven’t had one yet lol

55. favorite fairy tale?

i have no idea

56. favorite tradition?

i don’t really have any noteworthy ones

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

That Time In October 2017, The Week Of May 6 2019, and The Week Of Mamma Mia Auditions And The Week After (those are the official titles in my brain lmao)

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

i have a good fashion sense, people tend to like my art?? i’m good in a choir?? and i guess i’m a bit naturally smart

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

something like “i’m gay”

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

some combination of yuri on ice and ouran high school host club

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc?

i particularly like that one dude in hp and the sorcerer’s stone that was described as a toothless walnut

62. seven characters you relate to?

uhh my mind is really drawing a blank rn

63. five songs that would play in your club?

like... a combination of 70′s queen, cousin simple, and memes that’ll make people go buckwild

64. favorite website from your childhoos?

girlsgogames

65. any permanent scars?

(small tw) i have a scar on my left middle finger from when i tried to change razor blades and i just noticed today i have one single self harm scar left on my left leg and nnnnnnnhhhhhhh

66. favorite flowers?

roses and ik ferns don’t count but ferns are v pretty

67. good luck charms?

i have the shittiest luck lmao

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

i’m infamous for never trying new foods

69. a fun fact you don’t know how you learned?

idk, pretty much every fun fact ever?

70. left or right handed?

right

71. least favorite pattern?

like.... stripes of any kind make me look fatter than i am

72. worst subject

physical science, but it’s all bc of my shitty teacher

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

uhhhh fries and a wendy’s frosty?? or sometimes i squeeze a lemon into my coke

74. at what pain level out of ten do you have to be at before you take a pill?

hahahahahahaha i can’t swallow pills so i suffer

75. when did you lose your first tooth

i have no fuckin clue

76. what’s your favorite potato food?

fries!!!!! good!!

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

ferns or cacti

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

neither?

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

my school id but only bc i don’t have a license yet lmao

80. earth or jewel tones?

earth

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

fireflies

82. pc or console?

pc?? although all i play on is my laptop which isn’t technically a pc

83. writing or drawing?

neither rn, i’m feeling uninspired

84. podcasts or talk radio?

P O D C A S T S

85. barbie or polly pocket?

neither, i was a liv doll kid

86. fairy tales or mythology?

mythology but i can also dig some like... brothers grimm shit

87. cookies or cupcakes?

both but it depends on my mood (i could really go for a cookie rn)

88. your greatest fear?

experiencing eternal blackness after death

89. your greatest wish?

move into an apartment with my soulmate and act for a living

90. who would you put before everyone else?

nobody really rn

91. luckiest mistake?

coming out to my parents maybe? although it wasn’t a mistake, i would defo be in a bad place if i was closested at home

92. boxes or bags?

i have no clue

93. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight, or fairy lights?

fairy lights!!

94. nicknames?

none but if any future partners can come up with one for me i will marry them instantly

95. favorite season?

fall or spring

96. favorite app on your phone?

instagram or tik tok (KILL ME)

97. desktop background?

a nice landscape one of my fav artists painted

98. how many phone numbers have you memorized?

just my own lmao

99. favorite historical era?

60′s/70′s (i hate to be that bitch but that’s when music was at its peak)

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sneckerdoodle · 5 years ago

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Liveblogging AoU

Age of Ultron is on tv, so I’m watching for the second time ever. Missed the first 40 min so I have no idea why anything is happening and I don’t care. I’m also very sick and verrrry medicated.

Ultron is a full serving of boring with a side of bad cgi. Still hate the MCU origin of the Maximoff twins, still think it’s one of the worst choices any writer’s ever made in these films, thanks Joss.

Oh hi, Wanda’s accent. Where u been?

Thor isn’t doing anything but subtly flexing his sweaty biceps in every scene, but he’s still the best part of the movie.

The dream sequences are also pretty cool. Obviously the weird sex party in Thor’s is the Norns trying to warn him about Sakaar.

Jeez there’s so much collateral damage in this film. If they’re not careful, people might start to idk try to pass some sort of new laws about that or somethin.

Hey, instead of the Accords, what world governments should’ve done is let the Avengers be free agents so they can protect the world, and create their own super force to protect the world from the Avengers. Wait, that would just be another Super Soldier program, wouldn’t it?

But srsly, the Hulk and IM are destroying this city worse than Loki destroyed Manhattan. There’s no way nobody died.

Oh great, now we’re at Clint’s random farm to meet his random surprise family. Wow what an exciting and humanizing twist.

Man I wish I was watching Spider-verse rn.

Ooh Asians! Wait does this lady scientist die? She better not die.

Oh god no it’s the Bruce/Nat scene. The only thing more awkward than the writing is ScarJo’s performance. She must’ve really wanted that Asian scientist role.

The wood chopping moral argument between Cap and IM is sexy but stupid. Make weapons of mass destruction vs. don’t prepare at all. See, this is why I’m Team Thor. Home planet in peril? Blow it up and move. Simple.

An hour later I still don’t know what Ultron’s deal is and I still don’t care.

Does it bother anybody else that the mind stone scepter is blue, not yellow? Also, if Vision pokes you in the chest, do you become his mind slave?

The only lines I’ve actually liked so far are definitely RDJ improvs. Joss, what are you doing.

The problem with Ultron is he’s...a robot. I think the movie wants me to be mad at this robot because he’s a Bad Person. But...he’s not a person. He’s less of a villain, more of a monster. But he’s a monster who isn’t scary. So it doesn’t work on any level. He doesn’t even qualify as a monster—he’s just an obstacle. He’s a high stakes traffic jam.

I would’ve made Vision the villain. Would have the added bonus of making Vision interesting.

Speak of the devil, naked robot Jarvis is born! And is apparently the solution to all our problems.

Soooo it seems the answer to the earlier moral argument is—it’s ok to make dangerous sentient weapons as long as they’re nice. It’s funny b/c Vision did nothing to protect the Earth from Thanos, and if he hadn’t been using the Mind Stone as a battery, Wanda would’ve destroyed it right away. Yeah, this really worked out, huh.

Wait, Wanda can mind control large masses of people from a distance? Why is this power never used? It’s almost as illogical as a speedster getting shot even though he’s faster than the bullets.

“You get killed, walk it off.” The one good line in this whole movie. But Clint’s bit with Wanda gets an honorable mention.

Thor just flung that falling car lady like a frisbee. I get the feeling this is just how he always saves civilians—yeets them out of danger for someone else to catch.

They should’ve kept Sokovia hovering in the sky and let the Asgardians have it in a few years.

Everybody else go home, Rhodey is finally here and the movie is saved.

Peace out, Hulk, see you in a much better movie!

“Elevator’s not worthy.” Steve’s elevator trauma.

Oh thank god it’s over. I almost—oh hey, Thanos—fell asleep so many times, I’m gonna take a nap. My dreams will probably make more sense than this movie.

#age of ultron #aou #mcu #avengers #negativity sorta idk #but the hulk and wanda stuff is a plot point in my fic so I had to rewatch eventually #I remember enjoying it in the theater #as much as I could while being angry about the twins #i have higher standards when sick

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flockofdoves · 5 years ago

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hxh and/or fma (for the anime ask meme)

hxh

don’t watch period| drop if not interested within 2-3 episodes| give it a go, could be your thing| 5 star recommendation

fav characters: i love all the main 4 but definitely gravitate a lot to kurapika!! for more minor characters theres so many but i love knuckle bine a lot dfkjghdfk. also i love alluka and nanika so much my daughters

least fav characters: hisoka, also palm like while i want hisoka to die i Guess i can appreciate his aesthetic far away from gon and killua and also like . i guess he can be an example of how unaccommodating towards kids hxh’s freak ancap society can be but palm just being a pedophile but played for laughs but also theres weird misogyny and ableism in her characterization and then all of a sudden we’re just gonna forget all that and she’s cool now?????? hewwo??????? i would prefer hxh if she did not exist or if a palm siberia that looked similar (again a nice aesthetic) but was entirely not the same character. like . what was gained from this oh my god.

fav relationship: gon and killua!!!!! ofc i love leorio and kurapika too but killua and gon is so blatant and i feel it could literally happen or at least just . they just Are each others first loves and they make me emotional in so many ways. non romantically just the found family in the main 4 and also killua and alluka and then killua coming to love and understand nanika too through alluka caring for her…. oh my god…. Siblings….

fav moment: omg uhhhh theres a lot?? a big one that immediately comes to mind tho is killua pulling out illumis needle ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

headcanons/theories: i think we should find a way to synthesize both the fantheory that gon was born as some . homunculus thing from the greed island pregnancy stone and the one that pariston and ging fucked and pariston is gon’s other parent for the most distressing gon origin story

unpopular opinion: i know i have some but i don’t remember atm i’ve already rambled way too much rn

how’d you find it: i literally don’t remember i gotta think about this tbh i’ve been into hxh since i was like 14?? like yeah everyone whos ever been into anime has at least heard of hxh in passing but i feel like there wass some specific prompting for me getting into it that i can’t remember anymore. almost don’t want to remember because theres a high chance it was bc of some people i get sad thinking about now but out of all the people i was around back then fortunately i think it seems most likely i got into it bc of one of the few people i still care for among the people i hung out around as a young teen

random thoughts: i’m a fake fan i’m still not caught up with the manga i love it so much but i’ve barely read any manga i care about these past couple years i just know what people are talking about through osmosis nowadays i REALLY wanna legit catch up !!!!!

fma

don’t watch period| drop if not interested within 2-3 episodes| give it a go, could be your thing| 5 star recommendation

my bolds make no sense on this one and thats because i’m a fake!!!!! i was absolutely obsessed with fmab as a tween and watched almost all of it but then netflix didnt have the last season and that was when i was dumb and the only thing i ever pirated was glee on megavideo so me and my brother watched the last season by recording it when it was airing on adult swim and i know i got so close to the end but like somewhere towards the last few episodes i’m assuming (??) my brother watched it when i wasn’t home and then my parents deleted the recording before i could watch it and then i just???????? never watched it??????

so tl;dr i watched the vast majority of fmab (and started the manga) as a tween but like. never finished it and i was in love with it then but its been so long now i don’t trust my opinions to be very accurate about it.

i really really want to actually finish it some day!!! but at this point i feel like i should just restart so thats why i keep putting it off bc thats gonna take some dedication when i barely finish shorter things even anymore

so. disclaimer the following is very much filtered through me as a 13 year old and my memories from that plus how friends who love it have influenced me since fdjkghdfkj

fav characters: back then al was my favorite character and i had a crush on izumi curtis dkfjghkdf and then i always loved scar but now i feel he’d def be my fav

least fav characters: i had dumb opinions about this back then i’m sure. i think now i’d probably dislike roy even tho i used to like him. i dont remember enough to say more

fav relationship: i wasn’t big on ships watching it as a kid but i appreciated winry and ed idk. in retrospect and from fanwork friends share i think ed and ling seems like a lot of fun?? oh wait who was that one other mechanic girl i think i shipped her with winry very casually back then??? (edit: ig she wasnt a mechanic i got confused bc she showed winry who made her automail but i meant paninya!!!) but in retrospect i stayed away from fanworks bc they made me uncomfortable with all the gross shit but i didn’t think i was justified in feeling like that :(

fav moment: back then i thought the reveal of some of the people who ended up being homunculuses was so Epic but idk now

headcanons/theories: idk enough!!!!

unpopular opinion: idk probably like ……. going in being conscious of imperialism stuff now i’m sure i’ll have more contrary opinions than i used to but idk enough yet

how’d you find it: i literally just was going through netflix like ‘oh this is a popular anime’ and put it on on a whim

random thoughts: this whole ask took me so long to answer why am i so rambly djfkghjkdfgh also god. my terrible pattern of never finishing media for the smallest of reasons. one day i will actually consume media that takes brain power to process again…… i mostly just read like. romance webcomics and fanfic nowadays rip

thank you for this!!!!

#cpost #asks #galarianlucario #hxh blogging

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leninette · 6 years ago

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I was tagged by @wollstonecraftx. thank you so much!!

Rules: Answer the questions and then tag twenty people to do the same

Name: Teodora!! but i beg you call me Teo

Sign: i have no idea about setting and rising thingies but im gemini

MBTI: according to one and only test i ever took im ESFJ

Alignment: according to buzzfeed im chaotic good!! the quiz was so fun tbhh

Native language: NEXT QUESTION yall dont need to know

Favourite book(s): War and Peace, Les Miserables, Shadow of the Wind, Marina, Aristotle and Dante, Animal Farm, 1984, The Communist Manifesto, The Handmaiden’s Tale, Sophie’s World etc etc

Favourite film(s): Carol. yeah thats it. seriously recommend me some movies (also Pride and Prejudice w Keira Knightley and Wilde i guess? thats all movies i can remember that i really liked) i love bunch of documentaries but i guess nobody cares about that

Favourite TV show(s): i dont have any rn

Favourite Broadway show(s): ohhhhhh The Great Comet, Les Mis, Hamilton and Fun Home!! also Ghost Quartet if i had any clue what was it about, but lyrics are beautiful and also songs are on point. i love

Favourite opera(s): I don’t have one

Favourite play(s): i dont know any but i should improve that

Favourite song(s): umm Thunderstorm by AC/DC, Paradise City and November Rain and Civil War by Guns N Roses, Missing you by All Time Low, Angel of Small Death by Hozier, Lost on You by LP, Africa by Toto, Gimme Shelter by The Stones, YEAH I HAVE MORE but thats enough for now i hope

Favourite artist(s): what do you count in artists? can i say alison bechdel and hayao miyazaki?

Rural or urban: urban definitely but id like to think i appreciate some traditional values. actually fuck that. i dont that was old me

Do you enjoy politics? do i hate them with every cell of my body? yes. am i super involved and ready to fight about them any time? yes. do i wanna dedicate my whole life to them? yes

Classical or romantic? yeahhhh romantic. i want me a femme to buy her flowers and kiss her hand(jay just pointed out it was about music djndndsksk oh my god about that idk) @09dream

Do you have a type? yes please be a girl and im in love

What are your aspirations? get gay married and overthrow the government. also i always wanted to try to cut bread with scissors and i always wanted to boil energy drink and make coffee with energy drink instead of water. also i wanna be taller than 190cm

What is your philosophy of life? ,,,,,,you cant cut your hair too short. no just kidding. tbh,, just embrace yourself!! fuck what people say, once you stop caring your life will become so much easier and youll get to explore so many parts of yourself that you wouldnt know existed if you didnt let yourself acknowledge them in first place. if that makes sense

I’m tagging @09dream @transromeo @thehistoryfangirl12 @nivarias @bolkonskysiblings @tolstayas @wild-e-slytherin @wistfullwishing @tijelo-pamti @ophelia-incarnate @charliebrxdburys and whoever wants to do it!! also you dont have to do it if you dont wanna its chill

#teo says things #tag

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autisticlassiedog · 3 years ago

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Since no one wants to send me the ADHD asks, once again, I’ll do it myself

1: Are you diagnosed?

Yep.

2: When were you diagnosed?

2018, then last week was reconfirmed

3: How did you find out that you had ADHD?

Found a description of how it affects adults on Tumblr, and it made a lot of sense.

4: What’s your current hyperfixation?

Kinda between them rn? So none. Also I don’t think I’ve truly hyperfixated in a long time.... definitely used to, though.

5: What has been your most intense hyperfixation?

Alvin and the Chipmunks. Got so intense it turned into an addiction that destroyed my mental health for a couple years.

6: How well do you sleep?

As a kid, I always took like two hours to fall asleep, every single night. I have an easier time falling asleep now, but staying asleep has been a problem in the past. I’d wake up every two hours. Right now my problem is hypersomnia, sleeping 12 hours or more.

7: What subtype (inattentive, hyperactive, combined) are you?

Inattentive, but my official diagnosis is combined because that’s what I was as a kid? It’s weird.

8: How do you feel about reading?

I love reading, but it is harder than it used to be tbh. I have to take a break like every five minutes, and remembering to finish a book is kinda hard.

9: How do you feel about podcasts and lectures?

I can listen if it’s a topic I’m interested in I think..... if not, then it’s hard, I tune it out after like 10 minutes or less. Easier if I’m drawing while listening.

10: Were/are you popular in school?

I don’t know if I was popular, but I remember a couple kids were fighting about who got to sit next to me once.

11: What were/are your grades like in school?

Not great, but overall not terrible. I mean, I failed 8th grade cuz of ADHD, but.... I think I got B’s and C’s on average.

12: How long did/do you spend on homework?

Hours. The entire rest of the day. It would be midnight before I could finish, and I had zero free time.

13: What’s your favorite way to stim?

I love my fidget cube, and the click-and-snap.

14: Is your hyperactivity internal or external?

Was combined as a kid. My hyperactivity was kinda outward, but not like..... bouncing off the walls. I just talked extremely execessively.

15: What’s your favorite memory strategy?

Writing stuff down in my phone notes.

16: Were/are you talkative in class?

Yep. Got in trouble every day for it.

17: Did/do you play a sport?

Not really, but I did enjoy basketball in PE.

18: Have you ever tried ADHD medication?

No, hoping to. But I do take an SSRI, and that actually does seem to help somewhat.

19: What characters do you most identify with?

Mostly kind ones tbh. I can sympathize with characters that are labeled as “lazy”, too.

20: How do you most often fidget?

I sway back and forth when standing. Always feeling or doing something with my hands.

21: What sensory things do you love?

Fidgets. Smooth tings, like river stones.

22: What sensory things do you hate?

Working at the grocery store and experiencing sensory overload from all the people and noise. Bonus points if someone is working the Coinstar machine (it’s super noisy), children are crying, people are chattering..... it’s awful.

23: Do you have any comorbid diagnoses?

OCD, generalized anxiety, seasonal depression.

24: Do others in your family have ADHD?

My bio father. I suspect my mom and brother may, too, but idk.

25: Did you find out you had ADHD as a child, teenager, or adult?

Adult.

26: Are you creative?

I guess. I draw? I have furry OCs?

27: Do you have high, low, or normal self-esteem?

Normal I guess.

28: What did/do your report card comments usually say?

They said stuff like I’m smart but need to pay more attention in class.

29: What piece of media makes you blissfully happy?

Anime with good father/child relationships.

30: Do you doodle in class/meetings?

I used to. Now I mainly use fidgets.

31: Do you self-medicate with caffeine?

I don’t think caffeine does much for me, so no.

32: Do you exercise often?

No. I should....

33: What are you like when you are drunk?

I’ve never been drunk so idk.

34: Do you like writing?

I RP sometimes and in some ways I like the challenge. But overall? Idk.

35: How do you process your thoughts and emotions: internally, verbally, in writing?

Writing.

36: Do you have any friends with ADHD?

Yus!

37: Have you ever been to therapy?

Currently in therapy

38: Did/do teachers like you?

I don’t know. I remember as a kid I was always the one who had emotional breakdowns in 1st grade because I got in trouble over something I said or did. So idk.

39: What is your experience with RSD (Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria)?

I don’t think I experience it tbh.

40: What would you like to say to any person who has just been diagnosed with ADHD?

Learn more about it so you can manage it better! And don’t let imposter syndrome get you down too bad.

#collie speaks #adhd

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kaptain-k-pop · 4 years ago

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Hi!! It’s your Carat Anon ☺️ I’ve been thinking of some questions to ask in order to get to know you a bit better (it’s my first time doing something like this so I’m pretty nervous lol) and I finally came up with a few! - What are your favorite Kpop groups? - Who are your biases? - What’s your favorite outdoor activity? Indoor activity? - Do you have any pets? - What’s your favorite flower? (1/2)

(2/2) - Do you have a favorite book or book series? Or author? (Or maybe tv show or movie if you don’t like to read) - What is something you are passionate about? I look forward to learning more about you!! ☺️

Hello! I hope you're having a good day!! First of all: I chronically talk too much so I apologize in advance for the huge wall of text that follows, and also for the many rambling tangents you will probably have to read through and try to respond to this month 😅 My lack of self control also extends to my ever growing list of groups 👀 I just keep compulsively being like 'ooooo 👀 I should stan..... ooooooooo 👀👀👀 I should stan...' left and right collecting groups 😂 and of course I love them all differently so it wouldn't really be fair to compare favorites..... (👀)

Here's some I really love off the top of my head tho. lol: Honestly, as much as I love the other groups I follow my love for Astro is Special™ 😔 (I won't get into gushing about them right now, bc this is supposed to be carat hours dang it! 😂 I do love them tho 👀) so if I was to pick a favorite I'd have to say them, I have been falling more and more in love with Seventeen lately though (do we have a contender for second favorite? Co-favorite? perhaps... 👀) other favorites include Dreamcatcher, Day6, Twice, Stray Kids (okay, so I'm kinda a JYP hoe... 👀 it's not necessarily on purpose, JYP just has some excellent groups 🤷 I also like Itzy and I wouldn't say I'm a huge ahgase but I'm familiar with got7 and I like a lot of their songs) BTS and Monsta X are two of my og faves but I've been bad and haven't been keeping up with them lately oops 👀 hmmm... Shinee, Exo, The Rose, N.Flying, Onewe, Oneus, Ateez, TXT, Weki Meki, A.C.E, now I'm just listing every one ahdhslshs I like Golden Child, Rocket Punch, Vav, BtoB, ab6ix... okay I need to move on instead of naming every k-pop group I have in my playlist 😂 but seriously every time I hear a new song I like I'm like "let's find out the members names. let's Google this group at 3 am ahfhsjhdjsk 👀👀👀" and there are a lot of these that I don't really listen to as much as the others and I'm sure I forgot some, but there's a sample of some groups I like, lol

I'm kinda the type of person who doesn't go outside much unless there's a reason. I'm not athletic so I don't really do a lot of things that require being outdoors. I do really love nature though! I like going to National Parks and things like that, I just don't spend a lot of time like, outside in my yard/neighborhood, if that makes sense? lol. if it's nice I'll walk my dog or read on the porch sometimes though

I'm a lazy millennial who spends most of my time on my phone/watching TV 😔 I do like reading though and puzzles. I also have a need to be doing something with my hands so I've picked up a lot of different crafty skills that I'll work on. Like sometimes I'll cross stich or crochet or knit or embroider or work on my needle tatting (which no one has ever heard of) or make knotted lace while I'm watching tv ahdhslshs kill two birds with one stone 😅

This is my liddle babey, 😔💗💗💗💗💗 his name is Begley, he's 12

Idk if I really have a favorite flower 🤔

I mean all flowers are just so pretty, how would you even pick a favorite?? 🤷 (👀)

(also kindly ignore the fact that I live in a radioactive lime, this is what happens when you're 13 and your mom says "okay, pick a color sweetie :)" ahdhakdhsjdj)

My favorite book is The Handmaid's Tale, Margaret Atwood is a very talented writer. My favorite series growing up was Percy Jackson, and I really love Rick Riordan's writing style, although I haven't been up to date on what he's written for a while. I do like John Green's books Another favorite author of mine is Suzanne Collins, although I actually didn't get into her because of the Hunger Games, she wrote a book called Gregor The Overlander which became a series that I was obsessed with in 4th grade, I think it was my first book series that I really fell in love with, even before Percy Jackson, and I actually read the Hunger Games (before it was cool *insert hairflip* lmao 😂) because we were at the bookstore and my mom said "look, it's that author you like" and I was like 'YES IT IS!!' and so I got it and read it because it was by Suzanne Collins before it became really popular, lol. Marissa Meyer is another excellent author! I loved her Lunar Chronicles series and her writing style is so good, I didn't think I'd find another author whose specific writing style I liked as much as Rick Riordan's, but hers is absolutely on par and I highly would recommend 😌. (This is getting so long I'm so sorry 😬) I'll just say that my favorite movie is The Princess Bride and I can't really think of specific shows rn but if I do I'll add them later 👍

What I'm passionate about is a very open-ened question, haha. I'm really passionate about Science and the planet. I'm just passionate about wanting to leave the world a better place than we found it, not to get too soapbox-y. I'm passionate about trying my best to treat others well and advocate for positive change (and oh no I'm slipping into activist mode ajdhkahdjs) just like. People should be respected and treated compassionately. I'm also very passionate about music and poetry

Okay so that was like a *whole* book I'm sorry again, haha 😅. I hate to be boring but what about you? I'm interested to know your answers to those questions ☺ I hope that you are having a lovely day my dear! 💗

#kjersten talks too much #kaptain's mailbag #caratanonevent #💎 anon

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lovedlovingly · 5 years ago

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Okay so I had the craziest dream that I just woke up from imma copy paste it here as I wrote to a friend on disc horse

Okay I just had the craziest dream....

Like... Holy shit I'm trying to just.... Capture it all all feelings and wow

I think I was in Stockholm but it still felt like home, and all of a sudden looking up at the sky there's like... We have an asteroid belt? Everyone's just???? It's a clear blue day and there's so many big boulders in the sky :O it ws so pretty

Only thing is... They start getting closer hahaha super slowly

So basically I had an end of the world nightmare/cool dream

It was all about finding a shelter, while still roaming around seeing those big ass stones in the sky closing in and it was like???? Idk how big they'll be closing in? Also why hadn't anyone gone out with a warning about this long before?

I talk to two girls who I noticed the sky fenomen with and one of them is like "I know a guy who has a bomb shelter let's go ask him" and I was like aight I'm with u! (my last apartment complex actually had one Idk if this one does 😅 so in my dream I didn't know of anything safe and it was a relief a stranger was willing to help)

So she leads me maybe... Idk it's not far more like tricky to get there, the distance to the shelter varies in my dream it feels like it's around the corner but it's maybe a 20-30min walk

So this farmer guy is all "oh yeah we've seen that too, if u buy something of my produce I'll let u in on my shelter" and there's a lot of ppl around, that has taken his deal and that are gonna take it, but there's no hurry it's a feeling of everyone will fit I'm just a bit panic mode because I don't have any of my belongings on me hahaha

I buy two super big paprikas and they were so fucking yummy,, he was so proud of them and it was so understandable

A lady was making usual banter after a while like "oh I'm never able to make mine taste anything when I grow them at home" and im like ha ha okay

Again I look up into the sky and the asteroid belt is way closer now

Like those stones are HUGE and they're falling down in a like... Slowmotion feel but u know in space it's FAST

so me and the girl is like how long til they hit? And farmer is like "Idk but most likely 1.5h" and then someone from the shelter shouts for a mirror and I'm like "I have one I can bring" and he doesn't mind, like that guy is all super chill but if I can keep the ppl in the shelter calm why not

So i call my dad (it turns into a family heavy dream at this point) and tell them about the shelter, idk why but he shouts at me angrily, and is like "I have my bag at your place u have to bring it!!!!" and I was like... Ok? Sure? I just have to try and put everything I need in a bag first and time is running out and he's like "just being it to the shelter" - like I have to carry two heavy bags 30min trip to my place, do everything I can in a hurry, get back 30min with everything - before they close the shelter

I was sweating Lmao all I could think of was my pad, I was like I need it, I can draw on it it'll calm my nerves when being in a dark bunker lol

So omw home (which now is omw to my parents house, probably because I was at a farm so my head was like oh country side) all of a sudden it gets harder and harder to move forward and some girls out playing in their yard is like "it's the magnetism and gravity from the asteroids, they're starting to mess with us" it was like moving through water and I was running out of time :/

Still it was like a clear sunny day, so everything was peaceful in that sense and again the asteroid belt was so visible

What I still tried to figure out was like... Ok... This belt is gonna cut down on earth like a whip, am I really so unlucky I'm in the hit zone or is it gonna miss me and were all just gonna sit infront of the TV and be like "holy shit that's happening in other parts of the world rn? Scary!!" orrr is it actually gonna hit me full force on and do I really need to get to the shelter for my own life

While at home (now I kinda lived in a 2ft square place with a bunkbed Idk but yeah messy dream) I kinda gave up

Another dream started in the middle of it kinda like a cartoonish thing, and it felt like I woke up from that back to the end of the world scenario so... Inception?

And I was a guy at this point 🤔I think it was the apartment as soon as I got out of it I was myself again hahah

But it took me a while to get out of it :/ I was depressed, I had no motivation, the earth was going to hell, I had fallen asleep instead of packing.... Yeah I was like... Apathy panicing

So somehow I still got myself together, I still don't know how or why I know it involved my family but I don't know how if they were just "were at the shelter" and I was like "oh right shelter" Hahah could have been that simple

Anyhow it was... Like... No chance of me making it by running back :) so my kind dream world dreamt up a helicopter for me

I saw someone else had landed one too on the farm and the farmer just closed the door to the shelter from the outside so I was hiiii wait for meeee

And he was calm as ever and just, Ofc there's room for u (: head on in

He closed the door behind me

It was a super big place, u know those nuclear war scare bases from like was it 70ties? 60ties? Whole ass house down here

Still I was scared because the shelter wasn't a bunker, it was above ground, all we could hope for was the walls being strong enough to take on asteroids

In the beginning there were lots of ppl, when the real moment grew closer it was just me and my family in that space

Idk what happened with the rest

The farmer never got inside Idk what happened to him

But there was this big panorama window, which again made me nervous like how much it could take, but it was also like... Ok... Live right here and now what is gonna happen

And then the first asteroid hit, and it smashed the car out front and everyone was kinda nervously joking like "hate to be that guy" but also it was a ok... It has started...

Are we in the middle of it, how many more, was that it? Did it all hit at once or were they in different distances?

And then is kinda starts raining boulders

Like these things are all from x5 to x20 my own size but I'd have nothing on their weight lol

Whole ground starts shaking like the room breaks free because it kinda shoots up from the force of asteroids hitting the ground, room starts to move and were in for a ride that we all can watch from that window... It was surreal

I know one of the smaller asteroids bouncing off a big one and hitting the window and it left a good dent so we were like "okay and that was a baby one" so we all knew if a big one hit we'd probably be smashed like the car

Nothing around us was looking the same anymore, it was just explosion after explosion and since we didn't have a view of the sky (we were sliding downwards the mountain side towards the lake so we were kinda more facing down than seeing the sky) so we had no way of knowing if it was over or not

If any boulders were chasing us or not, waiting to crush us loll

Then we got to a halt and the first second we did mom opened the door and was like "tahats it?" and I was like???? It might not be??? Close the door??? For all our sake???

And she was just like naaah who cares, as usual it's about what she wants and she knows best uwu

So I ditched them LMAO

I got out of the shelter, found some girl that had survived, she was all happy and giddy because scientists would have so much new data to work with in the future, and we were both like wow that happened

Idk if that was it or if there were more asteroids coming, anyway it didn't feel scary anymore and I woke up :O

#Dream #I never brought a mirror 😢#Long post

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