#I’m sorry this starter sucks omg

[etiennexevans]

open starter

where: library

Étienne had always loved the library even when he was a child, so of course he wanted to share that love for it with his daughter. He’d been reading to Ivy since she was a baby and she loved story time for them, so they made weekly trips to the library to pick up more.

They were in the children’s section and while Étienne’s eyes were turned away for just a second, the little girl was wandering off and showing someone the book in her hand. He rushed over and huffed out a little laugh. “Sorry about that. She loves to make new friends.”

[xoxochb]

hi jason grace nation I’ve come to serve per usual 🧘🏻‍♀️ ok lets listen to me ramble about my bf.

so for starters, let me inform you all it’s period week n my sex drive is through the roof n for what so I’m sorry for these horny thoughts 😞

okay firstly can we talk about how he’s an absolute fucking nerd??? like intelligence is insanely attractive I don’t care what anyone says. like can I please give him the best head of his life while he’s babbling about some nerdy bullshit??? like he’s probably a history nerd if anything so he’s yapping away about some war or some shit n I’m sucking him off like there’s no tomorrow hello.

and his glasses???? like??? do ya’ll remember that fic I had w him about reader riding his face while he had his glasses on because that deserves to be me!!! ☹️

like I would mercilessly ride his pretty face until he’s gasping for air beneath my warmth grrrr. n I want his big hands gripping my ass or my upper thighs while I grind on him ugh gffhdbdbdbd. like until the bed breaks n his glasses are shattered into nothingness.

n I said this before but his BICEPS yum yum yum yum!!!!! I’d have a literal field day! like I would actually bite them n rub against them n lick them and suck on them n kiss them delicately n ride them n cum on them like hello. or I’d love to have them wrapped around my waist, like tightly preferably while he’s manhandling me!!! 😁

n this isn’t even all of it like can he please have four fingers shoved inside of me n then shock me with his electric powers or shit. like I want to feel the electricity all throughout my senses I want to be fully electrocuted n in the hospital as he obliterates n disarranges my insides completely.

n I knowww he’s huge too like can he destroy my cunt please omg. like I want to absolutely ache n I want to be paralyzed n I want be crying and thrashing as he thrusts into me like this is the last time he’ll ever see me 😣😣 like I actually want my walls eternally deceased from his width 🧘🏻‍♀️

okay goodbye 😁😁

[unicornmachine]

Unicornmachine AO3 Masterlist

Okay I've wanted to make this post forever so here we go~

For starters, absolutely none of these are safe for work, they are all so very explicit, I'm sorry.

Fiolee

OMG did this pairing possess me (and continues to...) there are so many stories I’ve written for them I’m making a read more break here.

Love in the Moonlight

Summary: Fionna the Human drops by the Candy Palace for the Biennial Gumball Ball, but she doesn't get much dancing done as she's approached by Marshall Lee the Vampire King. She hasn't seen him in years, since she's gone off on rumors searching for a new Enchiridion in Aaa and he's been spending his time in the Nightosphere, and wow. He's just as she remembered, down to the incessant flirting. Let's see if he can make good on any of these promises.

First off, okay, let me just say this was my OG Fiolee fic and the first fanfic I had written in well over a decade. I started out like many authors writing fanfics as a teenager but stopped when I started working on original works. I published three OC books IRL and really enjoyed writing them but there's something about writing fanfics that is just... so much more fun to me. I rewatched Adventure Time and remembered how much I always loved the Fiolee pairing, so I tried to look them up on AO3 to read about them... AND THERE WAS HARDLY ANYTHING!

Oh no, I told myself, I will just write one little fanfic for fun, for old times sake! WHAT A LIE THAT TURNED OUT TO BE.

I had no idea what I was getting myself into when I wrote Love in the Moonlight, but I'm so happy I did.

The Deal

Summary: In a moment of desperation Fionna makes a deal with Marshall Lee the Vampire King.

Oh man... The concept of this fic was so undoing to me, a human making a deal with a vampire? A little of their blood in exchange for some necessary help? UGH!!!

A Challenge Between Friends

Summary: In an attempt to win a challenge to scare Fionna, Marshall Lee accidentally takes things too far while exploring a dungeon and loses his grip on himself.

My friend and I were literally feral coming up with the concept of this. I mean... sexy vampire? Dungeon sex? Marshall sucking the red coloring out of Fionna's bra? WHO SITS AROUND AND DISCUSSES THIS STUFF WITH THEIR FRIENDS?! Me, apparently!

Fionna Campbell: Vampire Hunter

Summary: After 1000 years of peace vampire attacks are popping up and it seems a new vampire is preying on the land. Who better to cleanse the land of this new evil than the original vampire hunter, Marshall Lee the Vampire King. He’ll just need some human bait.

This fic... OMG this fic, this fic, this fic... This is probably my favorite story I've ever written. It is so self-indulgent to me and I honestly had so much fun writing it.

The Star

Summary: Fionna travels through the multiverse, to the universe where the vampires won on a mission to retrieve Simone a new crown. While traveling through the wreckage of this strange, new Aaa she meets The Star.

All I could think while watching the Fionna and Cake episode about Marceline becoming The Star was... WHAT IF WE FLIPPED THIS? AND MARSHALL WAS THE STAR? AND HE CAPTURES FIONNA?! hahahahahaha!!!

There are also multiple one-shots and smaller stories on my AO3 featuring this pairing. Love in the Moonlight has a follow up that is still in progress that is linked to the original fic. One may argue this is simply too much Fiolee porn for one person to write. The only thing I can think is... it's never enough.

Huntbunny

Ahhh! This pairing is so cute! I love the idea of Fionna and Hunter Wizard. I haven't written NEARLY enough of these two, but I have more stories in progress.

The Magic Flower

Summary: Fionna runs into trouble deep in a forest on a mission to retrieve a magic flower. Thankfully, someone finds her and helps her out...

So, this story came from a friend sending me some very explicit Huntbunny fanart from the X artist Yakza_draw. I wrote a story to go with the art and sent it to the artist as a thank you for her making such a wonderful work. She ended up becoming a very dear friend of mine, so this fic will always have a special place in my heart.

The Traveling Fountain

Summary: A string of misfortunes leads to Fionna being knocked unconscious and Cake trapped in a moving cave inside an enchanted forest. Hopefully her new friend can help her find a way to rescue her sister and get to the bottom of where all this rotten luck is coming from.

[celestie0]

hiiii ellie 👋🏻

just wanna take a moment to let you know how much your writing means to me :') i'm kinda shy about doing this but fuck it, imma do it so here goes nothing lol.

for starters, i'm relatively new to this platform. i was pulled in of course by none other than satoru x reader smut... but what REALLY dialed me in was your stories.

it started with ihm, i love how you write gojo and i live for the bantering 🤭 the characters feel so real and fleshed out, you impressed me right off the bat.

so after that, i found kickoff and girl, i literally BINGE READ the entire series, staying up until like 3 am LOL. i remember laying on my couch, going through all the emotions. kicking my feet, laughing, feeling pain from the angst 😭 looked at the clock and was like oh shit, tomorrow is gonna suck but WORTH IT 🫠

and the thing is... while yes, the smut was amazing (guuuurl especially when i'm ovulating, you have fed us good 😩🤚🏻), it wasn't the main thing driving me to your stories. what really hooked me in was the way you write and how you are able to bring so much emotion to these characters. also, you are reeeeeally good at building up their relationships 😮‍💨

i've said this before but i just want to reiterate that you are the person that encouraged me to start writing on this platform. you seem like overall just a really freaking chill person too, i've always loved your vibes (also we're west coast twins i'm in socal 🫶🏻)

anyways, after starting to write i see how much hard work and effort goes into having this hobby. it really disheartens me to hear about the crap some people say, those people are really selfish and inconsiderate.

you have NO obligation to do this yet here you are, sharing your passion with us, and we are blessed for it 😇

anyways, this kind of became a side tangent... but i guess i just want you to know that the people that are sending rude shit to you and nici are on my list 😤

you are a queen, i hope you are enjoying your trip, and staying healthy. sending you lots of love 💛

hi my love omg i’m so sorry it took me so long to respond to this ask i wanted to have some proper time to respond but i read it when you sent it n it made my whole day seriously!! 🥺💕 you are so so kind

HAHAH i’m so glad you had fun binging kickoff!! that’s a lot to read in one sitting xD hope it didn’t ruin your sleep schedule TOO much skdhfksdjh

thank u sm for your kind words about my writing :”’’’) i spend a manic amt of time daydreaming about my stories n wondering ab my characters n i think i try to value character development n personalities the most so to hear that you are really feeling the emotion to my stories and characters means the world to me fr, and for you to appreciate it like aaaaaa i swear it’s what keeps me going n writing n i want to thank you for help keeping my passion alive <3 ALSO SO GLAD TO HEAR THAT ABOUT THE BUILDING RELATIONSHIPS THING BCI WORRY AB THAT A LOT SO ITS REALLY REASSURING HAHA

yaaaay fellow writer <3 i think it’s so cool how writers kinda domino off one another n we blossom into writers of our own it’s truly amazing feeling to know i inspired someone to write as well!! AND OMG SAME I AM ALSO IN SOCAL!! AAA

ugh yeah. i feel like you don’t really know how difficult it is to write until you start doing it yourself haha. i have gained SUCH large respect for my fave fanfic writers over the past year that i’ve been writing because i realize the dedication it takes, esp something done for free. i do wish some people were nicer, but alas that’s the reality i suppose. AW THANKS FOR LOOKING OUT FOR US <33

you are just SUCH an angel and i can feel the immaculate vibes from you through the screen. ty again sm for this message my love omg :’’) i really needed it. sending you SO much love as well <333

[barbiebuttnaked]

Vampire Game, you want people to hate me, annoy them with my presents therefore rising there anger to another level, imparing my motor skills, automatically looking suspicious, lost & trying to find someone to blame, making me look awful & the problem starter when my Now Tiny Ass, that no one plays with is already a victim, I’m blown death, My skinny & tiny ass, air body type the richest alpha setup & conspired by cops due the killer boy that master baits to me, want me looking bad, to feel better They want to be like Zeus like when we where boys, he would always beat me up for hours not letting my annoyed & bullied ass he wants to control instead having a toll “go home” I hated disappointed him I just wanted his respect nothing much, he was so crazy my life was never the same, I look like the most life dragging ungrateful tweaking unwanted bitch and not the good kind like the slave someone owns, always doing the worst to me because I’m the good es boy there is, no matter what I do, I lose, they want me deep in the underworld human bags as a joke to top it off, please I’m to much for you guys, can’t own up to me, I gotta do everything & you get mad, you super dick, be honest stop pointing your finger at me there killing me, traffic jamming my brain, sues lets you guys get away with everything you are talking to your superior, who you watch hours days your god ! I’m sorry I suck, you knew this. Princess peach was my killer’s favorite game, I think his dumping me to Smith, I’m his bitch not the good kind I hate it, I get messed by everyone he still blames me & everyone is right and perfect except me I’m always wrong stupid, crazy. Year’s fighting him dealing, arguing, the man is always on my ass with no mercy, omg I worried now, what does he have in store for me now ! Doing a Number on me, with people… I’m trash as in now imagine tomorrow going to work where he rules my life, he knows I’m to hot, he wants the tweaking Slut, for example for suppose ably for kids not to do, bad bad tingly tweaker, keeping occupied with people trying to kill me, crashout & die dummy people are so mean to me

[whoreforcaufield]

having a sprained ankle must have sucked 🫤 i’m so sorry

i’ve had severe pain in pretty much every joint for extended periods of time but i’ve never had any real injuries

it really did 😭 I was a starter and my team was constantly losing omg. to make it worse I sprained my ankle in front of the school because I fell from a curb.

I’m sorry, it’s the fucking worse. I hated ice baths.

[sevikasleftpussyflap]

I would go legally insane if I got cute texts at random times of the day from Sevika

I’m a lil tipsy so sorry in advance

This was kind of difficult because yes omg Sevika would love to have a way to check in with you at random points of the day.

But…

She would be such a dry fucking texter. And she’d probably hate it. So here’s how I think it’d go.

As previously stated, Sevika would find relief in the fact that she can simply pick up her phone and make sure your dumbass is still breathing. That being said, she wouldn’t be much of a conversationalist. Her fingers are too big for the buttons on the Piltover technology you gifted her for her birthday. A brick wall would hold a better conversation.

She still uses it to check in, but that’s all she does. She’ll send you a ‘Hey’ and all she needs is a text back to make sure your alive. Any inquiries or convo starters you bring up with be left on read

Is a fan of the knife, gun, cigarette, chains, fists, and blood emoji only. Sums up her day perfectly in just a few little pictures. Neat.

Also is a fan of this one ‘😐’

You would ask how her day is going, so ecstatic to talk to your girlfriend at work instead of waiting all day. Little did you know she would rarely respond and would fail to ask you the same. Not because she doesn’t care, but she deems the phone as emergency use only.

That being said, it’s funny how quickly she responds when you ask her what she wants for dinner tonight.

She’d respond to any kind of nude with an accidental thumbs up (she meant to put ‘nice’)

It’ll take a while for her to catch on that this device doesn’t have any limitations when it comes to messages, that she doesn’t need to ration her texts to avoid costing you more money.

Some of her sweeter messages would include:

‘Morning, sweet thing. Left u some breakfast on the stove’

‘U ate yet’

‘?’

‘Did u like it’

Sevika loving to cook for you and hearing your praise (even if it isn’t praise-worthy)>>

‘Meeting is boring. Be naked when I get home ?’

‘Grab dinner 🐟’

‘Please’

‘Love u’ ‘tolerate u just barely’

‘Silco fuckin sucks’

‘jinx nearly blew me up again’

‘We’re never having kids right’

Also accusing Sevika of cheating when she doesn’t text back in .5 seconds >> (in jest)

And her calling you just to make sure you’re not serious

‘What position do you have her in now’

The wood of her desk creaks underneath your boots as you await her response. Yes, she has a job to do. Yes, it’s high profile and time-consuming. And yes, you still expect all of her attention to find you in a timely manner.

Her profile picture flashes across the screen as your phone begins to vibrate in your hands. Your laughter cuts through the boring silence you were held prisoner in, the obviously-vexed, beautiful face of your peeved girlfriend popping up on screen when you accept the call.

“Are you going to get your scrawny ass out here and work instead?”

“I am working. For my sugar mommy.” A breath of air crackles through the speaker. She never did quite learn the intricacies of technology or how you didn’t have to shout into the mic to make yourself heard. You wince and tilt your head away from the phone.

“You’re doing my paperwork when I get back.”

“‘Kay. Yes ma’am.”

[hollywoodsfavoritewhorexx]

somebody musta shown you how to ride

Okay okay. here. a jack harlow fic. sorry it took 5 years. There were so many requests so I turned a bunch of them into this. jack is so hard to write omg. also i didn't edit this... so so sorry.

warnings: smut, language, me being bad at writing flirty guys, saying baby 4 to many times, etc

I sat at the bar top at a club one Friday night sipping on a Cosmopolitan. it was one of those nights where you just need to go out alone and come back, not alone. I smelled the cologne before I saw someone walk up beside me. He leaned against the bar and ordered hpnotiq. He glanced down at me and ran his eyes down my body. He was slightly smiling with his tongue running across his lip.

“Cosmopolitan, Sex and the City fan huh?” He smirked at me. His blue eyes bore into mine making me way more nervous than I already was.

“Oh yeah, just my favourite show.” I took another sip of my drink.

He nodded. “I feel that.” Then ran his hand up his arm. There was something so attractive about him, other than his physical attributes. I let out a nervous laugh. “I’m totally lying, I’ve never seen a minute of it. It's just a good convo starter.”

He laughed. God, his smile was just something else. “Yeah, me neither.” He stuck out his hand. “I'm Jack.” I gave my hand and he lifted it up and kissed it. This man was something else.

“Y/N”.

“That's beautiful.” Jack looked me up and down again. “Do you want to dance?”

“Sure”

He led me out to the dance floor. The DJ was playing one of those perfect songs where you had no option but to grind to it.

his hands trailed down my side as we stood face to face inches apart. He reached my ass and slightly squeezed it then turned me around. I looped my arm back round me around his neck. (okay side note i thought he was on the shorter side, but he’s 6’3? hello? well i guess we are kinda tall in this story)

I grinded my ass up into him and I could feel him growing hard against me. His lips grazed the side of my neck. I was already so wet and we haven’t even kissed yet.

“damn girl, wanna head back to my place?”

“We just met, i don’t know anything about you” I laughed, still having every intention of going home with him.

“That doesn't matter baby.” he said as he spun me back to face him.

“I guess you're right,” I said, biting my lip.

He smirked and grabbed the back of my neck. He leaned down to kiss me. For what felt like hours we just stood in the middle of the dance floor making out.

…

The minute the door to his house opened he slammed me against the wall pinning me down with his hips. As he rolled them against me I could feel his dick straining against his pants against me. HIs hands were all over me. He bit down my neck and I started to undo his belt. I grabbed his growing bulge and started slightly massaging it. He let out a groan and bucked up into my hand a bit. His hand found its way up my dress and he started trailing his finger over my underwear.

“baby your so wet, is that just from me?” He said in a gravelly voice

“yes, fuck” i went in to kiss him again.

He picked me up and went to the bedroom. He set me down and I went straight down to my knees and undoing his zipper. He kicked off his pants and I started pulling down his underwear. His dick sprung out and he let out a soft moan.

“oh my god jack. you're so big” i wasn’t surprised, but it's still bigger than i thought.

He smirked. “Too big for you?”

I bit my lip and smiled up at him and licked down the vein on the bottom then started slowly going down taking more and more of him. his breathing started hitching and he placed his hand on the back of your head slightly.

"You're such a good girl." I looked up at him

" only for you daddy" then kept sucking him. He threw his head back and moaned loudly. Grabbing me again he pulled me up and pushed me back onto the bed.  pulling off my dress he got between my legs and starting sucking on my clit. He massaged my thighs as he was working me closer and closer to release. I wrapped my legs around his neck and had one hand in his curly hair. He looked up at me and our eyes met as I started cumming on his tongue.

“God, you taste so good, baby,” he said in a raspy voice.

I moaned and pulled him up.

“fuck jack i need you in me now.” i whined grinding up into him

“mmmhh, you're so needy” he straddled me and took off his shirt. He kissed up my neck leaving hickeys. The roughness of his stubble gave the best feeling ever.

We started kissing over and over forever until I pulled back a bit.

“jack please”

“please what baby?” he smirked

“I need your cock in me. please.”

“you wanna feel every inch of this dick in your pussy?” he said almost growling

“yessss” i whimpered

He slowly started pushing all of himself in. I could nearly contain my moans. He placed his forehead against mine and slowly started thrusting in.

“you feel so good y/n” he said against my lips.

Just as I started to adjust to his size he pulled almost all the way out then snapped his hips forward. I let out a quiet scream and dug my nails into his back.

With every thrust I pulled him closer to me until he sat up and threw my legs over his shoulders. He hit deeper and deeper every time and the amount of pleasure was overwhelming. Our hips rolled together perfectly.

“Im gonna cum jack” i said moaning

“go right ahead princess. cum on my cock” he said biting his lip.

A couple more thrusts and I was over the edge shaking. It took everything for him not to bust right there from the look of pure ecstasy on my face.

After I had regained myself I looked up at him with an almost innocence in my eyes considering the circumstances.

“I wanna ride you baby”

“Oh for real?” he flipped us over.

settled back down on his dick and got to work going real slow at first but working up to a pace that wasn’t too wild, but just right. His hands roamed my body and squeezed that sport right by my ass and hips.

A couple minutes later his breathing got faster again.

“im gonna cum y/n” jack moaned out

“same, cum in me, cum in my pussy”

Between the look on his face and the erratic thrusts beneath me, it only took mere seconds before I was cumming. That sent him off and I could feel him shooting up into me as I rode out both of our orgasms. I sat on his cock for a minute regaining my breath. I got off and lay down next to him with his arm around me. I could still smell his cologne and it drove me even more crazy. He looked at me and smiled.

“damn girl, that was the best I’ve had in years.”

I blushed and buried my head in his arm. “I could say the same thing”

“We gotta do that again sometime.” he leaned over to kiss me again.

“for sure”

[seveliyukie]

Summary: You had a bad day and your crush comforts you

Short and okay ish ig but read for comfort:)

Akaashi x reader (Phone call)

You were having a shitty Monday. It all started when you fell off a too-tall-for-your-short-ass bike causing you to fracture your wrist.

Then that same morning, you started to feel feverish and nauseous during class. Your friends looked over at you in concern, but you waved it off to stress about the quiz at the end of class.

Except by the end of the quiz (which you definitely did not finish on time), you were running to the bathroom to throw up whatever meager food you had in your stomach. To top it all off, you found out your best friend tested positive for covid.

Considering everything, you were proud of yourself for not absolutely breaking down yet. With nationals approaching, you were a nervous ball of stress that your wrist wouldn't heal on time and your starter position would be taken from you.

After your long day, you flopped onto your bed ready to just sleep it off when you heard a text go off.

Hey, I didn't see you at practice today. Is everything alright?

Your face heated up when you saw who it was from. Akaashi Keiji had noticed your absence from practice. That could only mean he was looking for you… right?

Picking up your phone you texted him back:

Hey! Yeah, just had a rough day that's all. I'm okay though.

Really? I heard from your coach that you broke your wrist.

Omg he asked about you. That meant something for sure right?

Fractured not broken haha

Ah, yes, very important clarification.

It is! Fracture means I'll still make it for nationals.

I think that should be the last of your worries.

You contemplated how to respond but dropped your phone when you saw his next text.

Can I come check on you?

You scramble to pick up your phone to respond. Just as you typed yes you stopped yourself remembering your possible exposure to the stupid pandemic disease. Instead you respond:

Aw, that's sweet of you, but my friend tested positive so I don't want to risk exposing you in case I have it. What would the men's team do without their brilliant setter?

You see the three dots and nervously bite your lip waiting for his response. One that doesn't come as your phone suddenly starts buzzing with Akaashi's face in the middle.

"Hello?" You answer with a hesitant voice. He never called.

"Hey, Y/N. I just wanted to call to see if you're doing okay. I know it must be really tough for you right now."

"No it's fine. I'm okay, really." You say. You don't even process lying about how you are anymore. It's just instinct.

Akaashi hums doubtfully. "Are you sure? That's a lot to be dealing with."

You pause. In a quieter voice you respond, "yeah, it kinda sucks."

And just like that the floodgates open. You don't know how long he stays on the phone with you as you cry quietly about how miserable you feel and how scared you are about nationals. All through it, he offers the occasional soft reassurance. By the time you've calmed down, you feel much better than you did before.

"I'm so sorry. I don't know what that was." You tell him, embarrassed.

"Don't apologize. It sounds like you needed that."

"Yeah…"

A silence follows.

"Y/N…"

"Yes?"

"I hope you know I'll always be here for you. You don't have to hide how you're feeling with me. I want to be here for you like you always are for the people around you. You deserve the world." He almost sounds embarrassed but you think that can't be true. It's Akaashi after all.

"Thanks Keiji. I really appreciate it." You question how you got so lucky to have him in your life.

"Anytime, y/n. Get some rest. Goodnight."

A/N: Fun fact: this is also a true story. It happened to me yesterday (the bad stuff. The Akaashi part is what I wish someone could've done for me but it's fine we're chilling). Anyway hope you enjoyed the comfort! Not my best work but give me a break-_- (also if you like these based on my life stuff or have suggestions plz lmk. I love interacting w my readers)

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 297: We’re Bustin’ Outta This Joint

Previously on BnHA: Horikoshi did his best to undo all of the good vibes from the Girl Power arc by killing off Midnight. It sucks and I still don’t like it, but it is what it is. Unfortunately, Not Killing Off Your One Female Teacher Character With Any Character Development was worth 30% of his grade for the semester, so it brought his average down all the way to a C-, and so he and his report card will just have to live with that. Meanwhile Ochako did some rescuing, and the other U.A. kids lay around unconscious and/or traumatized. The chapter ended with an abrupt cut to Tartarus, where AFO is apparently just chilling and waiting for the Nearly High Ends to come bust him free. What kind of a cliffhanger is that to leave your fans hanging on for three whole weeks. Who’s suffering more here, the characters or the readers.

Today on BnHA: Horikoshi is all “okay I know you all want to know what happens to Deku and Shouto and the rest, but have you considered finding out what happens to Overhaul and Muscular and Moonfish and New Girl Character instead?” Fandom is all, “you had us at New Girl Character.” Seiji’s dad is all, “I’m just going to say a bunch of stuff to help make sure none of the readers feel conflicted about cheering on a bunch of mass murderers escaping from prison.” Tomura is all, “dammit AFO why are you still here.” AFO is all, “shhh, Tomura, go back to sleep.” Tomura is all, “wtf but you’re literally hijacking my body and continuing to shred it to bits while we break into BnHA Alcatraz to recruit your own personal Suicide Squad.” AFO is all, “:).” Real!AFO is all, “HERE I AM, EVERYONE, SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING.” And then the chapter ends. Geez.

oh shit lol it’s a whole big fucking page all about Tartarus

my very first thought was “that’s a long-ass fucking bridge”, and then I went to go google “longest bridges”, and Wikipedia was all “son there are literally a hundred and fifty bridges in the real world longer than 5km, and the longest one is actually 165km”, and I was all “oh shit I really don’t know jack shit about bridges.” then I looked at the list for a few more minutes and realized that the super-long bridges were all built over land, and that the longest bridge over water is only 38km. which is way more reasonable, but also still really fucking long though?? ngl I would freak the fuck out on that bridge. what does any of this have to do with Tartarus you ask?? absolutely nothing, I literally forgot I was reading a chapter for a sec lol uh

anyway, my parting thought on the bridge is that it kind of defeats the whole purpose of having a giant island fortress prison, but whatever. moving on

and the six levels thing is straight out of One Piece lol. something tells me BnHA’s prison break arc isn’t going to be quite as fun. hmm

so now we’re cutting to “the Bronze Gate”, which is the main entrance off of the bridge, and some goat-looking motherfucker is out here trying to become my new favorite character. bro

SON OF A BITCH WHAT’S WITH THE BULLETS FLYING IN THE BACKGROUND. DON’T TELL ME THEY’RE SHOOTING AT GYGES. THEY CAN’T KILL OFF MY FRESHEST HOMIE GYGES. SURELY THEY WOULDN’T

ooh and now, giant robots!

giant robots with machine guns. “I’m very sorry I killed off Midnight, makeste” you know what, fuck you Horikoshi. thinking you can buy my affections back so easily

does Gyges have six arms??? look how fucking calm he is announcing the code red security lockdown, holy shit. GYGES

NOOOO

NO NOT BRIAREUS. THIS DAY EXACTS A HEAVY TOLL

YO, WHAT

he came there himself?? so much for making the Noumus do his dirty work. and based on the speech bubble shape and font, this is still AFO talking

uh oh what’s happening

is he using Decay or is his arm just sort of crumbling to pieces because he hasn’t had time to heal up yet? if it’s the former this prison break is going to set a record for shortest arc yet isn’t it

now we’re cutting to B10 which is apparently the lowest level. but do they mean lowest as in the least security, or lowest as in the deepest underground, a.k.a. the most security? idk it’s confusing and I think they should be more specific. is it B like in basement?? are there six levels or ten?? stupid Tartarus

anyway so the guards are talking about how Gigantomachia is scheduled to arrive tomorrow morning. heh. will there even be a Tartarus tomorrow morning

(ETA: WELL, UH.)

wow they’re talking about just killing him outright. damn

I kinda feel like “prison guard” is one of those jobs that just sort of naturally attracts shitty people. anyways yeah, Seiji your dad is a real piece of work

and he’s even doubling down on it after the other guy repeatedly keeps trying to hush him up. dude we get it, you’re an asshole

ooh and now we’re getting an interesting look at the various prisoners, some of whom look suspiciously familiar!

for starters, that’s definitely Moonfish in the upper left corner, I’m like 99% sure. not quite clear who that is across from him in the upper right, but it’s been a hot minute since we saw Muscular, so maybe?

and could that be Overhaul in the panel beneath him?? they’re not showing his face so I assume it’s someone we’d recognize, and he’s the only currently-incarcerated villain with that haircut as far as I can recall. though it seems weird that he’s not restrained more given his quirk. I thought Horikoshi mentioned in Ultra Analysis that he’d gotten it back somehow. eh well we will wait for answers

I don’t recognize the person to his left either (though she has an oddly familiar look to her?). but the person on the bottom right, next to Kurogiri... is it Stain?? the hair and body language are sure giving off Stain vibes. if someone had told the me from two years ago that I’d actually be excited to see Stain again I would have said you were full of shit. and yet here we are. these sure are interesting times

anyway so now the Code Red intruder alarm is blaring. and I gotta say, that one scene sure was effective at killing any sympathy I might have been inclined to feel for these guards lol. bring on the imminent massacre

“what horrible timing” lol yes. it’s almost as if they planned it that way

uh oh

is he omae wa shindeiruing. watch your six, Mr. Prison Guard

oh shit

WHAT DID I SAY. WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY. but nooo, you all were all, “but a bridge is more convenient!” VERY WELL THEN, LIE IN THE BED THAT YOU HAVE MADE

anyway so it’s the High Ends lol. I mean we already knew it was them. let’s just get on with it

omfg Tomura ARE YOU RIDING ONE

WHAT ARE YOU, A NAZGUL. WHY IS THIS MY FAVORITE THING

and it looks like it actually is Tomura again, too (as opposed to AFOmura)

-- is he using Decay on himself?? is that what it is?? or no wait, is this just more of the weird side effect shit that’s been happening since he Awakened. actually yeah never mind that’s clearly what it is

y’all this man is out here having a full blown argument with himself

so this is equal parts compelling and hilarious to me right now lol. like I feel so bad for Tomura, but I also lowkey want to see how far this escalates. like do you think he’d go as far as to punch himself in the face. where will this journey lead us

fucking look at this shit

other people have already mentioned this, but with this scene especially it makes me really curious how they’re going to show this in the anime. will it be AFO’s voice coming out of Tomura’s mouth? or Tomura’s voice using AFO’s speech patterns? more importantly, will it be cool and dramatic, or will it actually wind up being hilarious? or both?? never count out both

also he’s looking pretty good there in that bottom panel with his one eye just barely visible. that doesn’t have anything to do with anything, but here I am, pointing it out

also also, lol at Tomura being all, “the fuck do you mean, ‘rest’, you’re the one that dragged my body out here to raid a fucking prison,” and AFO being all, “oh yeah, lol, true true, but I meant rest after that.” yes, this man clearly has nothing but the purest intentions, Tomura. trustworthy af

this fucking guy. Tomura is your bullshit radar finally operational yet?? can you see yet that it was always his intention to use you right from the very start?? oh man I am starting to get fidgety now listening to this

so Tomura’s saying he doesn’t just want to be used as a chess piece. and AFO is all, “well okay but what if it’s a VERY NICE AND IMPORTANT chess piece.” bro DID HE STUTTER

-- AHH BUT NEVER MIND THAT, HERE IT IS, THIS IS WHERE THE FUN STARTS OMG

GO ON AND ACQUIRE THEM THEN! omg. why am I so fucking excited. it seriously makes no sense. like seriously, ‘hooray, our old buddies, Overhaul and Stain!!’ -- come again now?? who is this person that I have become

meanwhile AFO is making all this fuss and I really don’t understand it though

why would you need to plow directly through the building. why can’t you just use doors like a normal person. it’s not like they can lock you out, like hello, you can literally turn anything you touch into dust, what’s with all the melodrama

anyway so he’s apparently hitting the prison with some sort of EMP attack now and shutting down all their systems

omg the suspense is killing me. this is going to be so badass once it’s animated, but right now all I keep thinking is “YES, GREAT, CAN WE PLEASE JUST MOVE IT ALONG”

the doors are opening ahhhhhhh come on come on come on let’s go let’s get to the excitement already

now the guards are running over to try and regain control. but, like

yeah that’s pretty much how I’m expecting the rest of this to go basically

so now they’re shooting at the dust cloud lol. well if there’s one thing movies have taught me, it’s that bad guys who wait inside clouds of dust while panicked cops blindly rain bullets at them until they run out of ammo are basically invincible lol. soooooo

OHHHHH SHIT

AHAHAHAHAHAHA. THEY ARE SO FUCKED LOL, SHIT

YEP, AND HERE’S ANOTHER ONE

is this the first time we’ve seen Moonfish’s face? I feel like we might have caught a glimpse of it before on an omake page or something. either way, it wasn’t anything I actually needed to see again. thanks...?? I guess??

okay but seriously, are we supposed to actually know who this badass lady is?? like I don’t know her but I feel like I know her, you feel?

(ETA: lol there are already like 60 different theories about how she’s related to every single character in the series. will be interesting to see if anything comes of this. although we did just get three “this villain was secretly related to [insert character(s) here] all along” reveals just in the last arc, so idk, it might be better if we pass on it this time lol.)

girl who are you. please stick around. for the love of god don’t let this man kill you off too

????

wait so is this Overhaul? boy sure has seen better days huh. but the floppy sleeves... yeah, it’s gotta be him

anyway so then the only ones missing are Stain and Kurogiri, yes?? omg. and one page left to go

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO CONVINCE ME HE COULDN’T HAVE DONE THIS SHIT RIGHT FROM THE VERY BEGINNING. FUCKING TIME-BIDING DRAMA QUEEN

AND HE’S JUST FLOATING HIS LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEM ALONG BEHIND HIM SOB. THIS FUCKING GUY

AND IS HE JUST ABSENTMINDEDLY DRAGGING SOME POOR SCHLUB’S CORPSE ALONG BESIDE HIM LIKE A SLEEPY TODDLER CARRYING THEIR TEDDY BEAR. I FUCKING CAN’T. REST IN PEACE, FRIEND. GIVE MY REGARDS TO GOOD OLD BRIAREUS

so that’s it! and we still don’t have any idea what AFO is actually planning to do now, after all of that. are they going to merge bodies?? or is he going to try to switch with him?? either way Tomura’s body has to be part of the plan somehow since he keeps making so much of a fuss over it. flkhglkhlk. dammit I need answers lol

[vhsdogs]

Hi! I followed your art like years ago because I vibed so hard! I remember you had a project called ghosts motel that I loved the idea of and I'm pretty sure I remember a starter page that was like a building with lots of windows and something ghostly (apologies my visual memory sucks - I mostly go on vibes 😂) I was wondering if you still had that piece somewhere and it you were gonna share more ghosts motel stuff? 👻

hi!! omg sorry for my incredibly late response i’ve been so stressed I haven’t been able to check my messages but you have MADE MY DAY kind anon!!! I could literally infodump for HOURS about ghost’s motel but basically yes i’m still doing it!! it’s changed a tonne since when I was 15/16 but the basic idea’s still the same, I think I know the piece you’re talking about lmao I think it’s buried somewhere in my parent’s house I will try and dig it up at some point !!

okay so my plan is when I’ve finished university I’m gonna pour myself into personal projects and ghost’s motel is gonna be the main one, right now all I can show u is this post of mostly character stuff I’ve done for it, and also if ur interested I have a spotify playlist for it here !

but thank you SO MUCH for caring about my silly little project it genuinely has made me so happy in the midst of a really bad week🥲

[nbrook29]

robbe 1️⃣8️⃣

Warning: This is smutty, proceed with caution if it’s not your jam ;)

ao3

If anybody asked Robbe, bad weather in the summer should be illegal. Because what the hell? He needs sun rays and blue sky like he needs oxygen, he wants 30+ degrees temperatures and not a single cloud above, and he always welcomes it with all the small inconveniences it brings along, like clammy skin mere minutes after showering or freckles covering his nose and arms. So when it’s August and it’s raining, sorry, pouring buckets, sue him if he turns into a whiny mess for a bit. That’s just who he is.

Or, that’s who he was. Because right now, lying on a soft cloud-like throw blanket in a not-his t-shirt and sweatpants, head a mess of wild damp curls, fuzzy socks on his feet tangled with another pair, he’s feeling pretty good.

Even though the original scenario for his birthday was supposed to be different.

It all started at 12:00 am sharp with a dorky text from Sander because of course it did.

Sander: Hey there you sexy thing

Heard you're legal now 👅 

Robbe: Omg sander 🙈 

Sander: Yes, that's what you'll be screaming today during our own little celebration 😈

 Robbe almost spat out the water he was drinking, face burning hot as he tried to assess whether anybody was paying him any attention.

 Robbe: SHSHDHSHSJSJS STOP 

Sander: I'll do that thing you like 😏👅 

Robbe: IM WITH MY PARENTS DICKHEAD 

Sander: Am I bothering you cutie? 😏 

Robbe: Yessssss 😩 my face is all red they're gonna know what's up 

Sander: I think *I* know what is up 😏🍆 

Robbe: 🤣 GO COOL OFF 

Sander: Hehe

No but for real now

Happy birthday! 🥰🥳😘❤🎂

I love you SO much ❤❤❤💯 

Robbe: Thank youuuu baby 😊😘 

Sander: Can't believe you're an adult *wipes a tear*

You'll always be my baby tho ❤ 

Robbe: Haha yes ❤❤ 

Sander: I'll be waiting for you at 4 pm 

Robbe: But where?? 

Sander: 😌 

Robbe: Sanderrr tell me 

Sander: Nope 

Goodnight 😌

 Sander absolutely loves to tease him and keep him at the edge of the seat which is why he told him the place only half an hour before their meeting, for which Robbe intended to tell him off. That is until he actually got to Park Spoor Noord and saw his boyfriend lounging on grass, blanket underneath him, surrounded by Robbe’s favorite food and wearing the most charming smile as soon as their eyes met.

And he got him a sunflower. A sunflower. How cute is that?

Needless to say, there was no telling off, Robbe didn’t exactly find time for it between kisses and laughs and Sander feeding him croques and fries and cupcakes (which Sander baked and decorated himself, swearing for dear life the small thingies made from frosting on top were not dicks, but Robbe knows him too well to believe him).

And then all hell broke loose and the storm that had been loudly talked about in the media came to Antwerp and made a puddle out of the two of them.

They looked really miserable, but somehow Robbe couldn’t care less as they were running to Sander’s house holding hands, water in their shoes, the sunflower cradled carefully underneath his shirt, huge smiles on their faces as they finally got there, tripping in their haste to get inside.

The hot shower that followed next and Sander taking the lead oh so well will definitely rank in the top 5 moments of Robbe’s life. He’s very grateful Sander’s parents are on holiday in London because he’s not sure he’d ever be able to look them in the eyes otherwise.

Afterwards, Sander made them ice coffee and handed Robbe his real gift which turned out to be a long weekend in Paris a week from now, shutting him up with a kiss when Robbe was about to protest and complain about it being too expensive.

Since the concert they were supposed to go to was canceled due to poor weather conditions, they resorted to eating cake in Sander’s bed and watching the show Robbe had been talking about for weeks now. Sander, being the thoughtful and amazing boyfriend that he is, graciously agreed to Robbe’s birthday wish and sat him down between his legs, kissed the side of his face, brought his laptop closer and pressed play, as Robbe made himself comfy in his arms, the smile that originated at midnight not slipping off even for a second.

***

Another thunder strikes the night sky and Robbe jumps involuntarily, only a little, more from shock than actual fear, but it doesn’t stop Sander from tightening his arms around him, lips grazing delicately the lobe of his ear.

“Don’t worry, Robin, I will protect you,” he whispers with a teasing note in his voice, grunting when a well-aimed elbow meets his side.

“Shut up, I’m not scared.”

Sander’s only reply is a low chuckle and a kiss on that sweet spot under Robbe’s ear that never fails to send a shiver down his spine. Without barely having to move at all considering how close they are, he tilts his head and noses along Sander’s defined jaw, leaving a peck or two on his cheek.

“Now shush, I can’t focus.” He unceremoniously turns away from Sander’s searching lips, a sly grin on his face when he hears an affronted huff.

“Oh I see how it is, you-”

“Shhhh, Wille is talking.”

Robbe loves to be a little shit sometimes, especially if he wants to get a certain reaction from his huffy other half.

“Look how cute he is.” He has to press his lips hard to keep the giggle in when Sander whines in protest.

“Stoooop, why are you being mean to me.” He now has a full-blown pout on his face. “Jerk.”

The laughter finally comes out and Robbe pauses the show, cooing at Sander’s little frowny face and brushing the runaway strands away from his forehead, leaning up to press a kiss there too.

“It’s okay, I still think you’re the cutest prince in the entire kingdom.” He runs a thumb over his jutting lower lip, kissing it once, twice, three times, until the corners of Sander’s mouth pull up.

“Whatever. Simon is cuter than the other one anyway.”

Robbe grins cheekily. “You just think that because he has curly hair like me.” Sander’s jaw drops at that.

“Wow,” he exclaims, voice faux-scandalous as he shakes his head at Robbe. “Someone’s cocky today.” 

“It’s my birthday so it’s allowed.” Winking at him obnoxiously, he turns back to the screen, hands reaching for Sander’s arms to wrap them around himself again as he settles in his embrace with a content sigh before pressing play.

Sander’s quiet behind him for a second, and then his lips touch his ear again, tongue slightly peeking out to play and lick the shell of his ear with just the tip, hot air hitting Robbe’s skin turning his insides into mush, butchering his focus again just as Sander purrs, “I think it’s hot when you’re like that.”

There’s something important happening on screen, but Robbe can’t make any sense of the subtitles because Sander’s lips continue their path down the column of his throat, stopping for a second to suck a kiss in the middle, killing any rational thought Robbe might have had. His hand rushes to Sander’s head to keep him there without his permission, eyes closing as he sighs when the kiss turns into licks and nips to the thin skin.

“Do you think he could kiss you and touch you like that?”

The question breaks the fog in Robbe’s brain for a second, and he barks a laugh at the slight possessiveness in Sander’s voice that’s poorly hidden under a joking tone. 

“Like what?” He presses, excitement bubbling in his stomach when one of Sander’s hands sneaks underneath his t-shirt, fingers grazing the skin and leaving goosebumps in their wake as they finally reach the place Robbe needs them most. 

“Like that.” He flicks his nipple with those black-polish covered nails of his that make him look so hot Robbe’s head spins. “For starters.” He keeps it up, tugging and pinching unhurriedly, with a dirty smirk growing on his face that Robbe can just feel on his collarbone, and he pulls on his hair as he arches his back a little, seeking more of those skillful fingers.

With his hooded eyes, he can see Sander closing the laptop and putting it away quickly before his other hand joins in the fun, a featherlight touch to the growing bulge in his sweatpants, nothing more than teasing for now.

When Sander’s teeth tug at his earring, Robbe lets out a frustrated whine because it’s too much and not enough at the same time, and his boyfriend reads him like a book because he pulls the t-shirt off him to gain full access, mouth latching on his neglected nipple just as his hand dives inside his pants. It doesn’t grant him any relief though, bypassing his dick completely and traveling lower, caressing the soft skin, one finger running back and forth without reaching any further, and Robbe grabs Sander’s thigh in desperation.

“Sander...”

“You didn’t answer me,” Sander whispers in a sweet sweet voice.

“Whaa?” It takes a second for Robbe to understand what he’s asking and he would laugh if his body wasn’t on fire, Sander playing him like a violin.

Also, this playful possessiveness is getting to him, whether he likes it or not.

He does though. Like it.

Oh fuck, he likes it so much.

“Tell me, baby,” Sander breathes into his mouth as he reaches for something Robbe doesn’t see, and he can hear in his voice how it affects him too, can feel him against his lower back, rubbing himself off with minuscule moves, clearly struggling to hold back. 

“You, just you-, fuuuuck,” Robbe’s cut off when two lubed fingers press inside him at the confession, back arching slightly, the feeling so intense he keens and searches blindly for Sander’s lips. Thankfully, Sander doesn’t waste any time and plunges his tongue inside his mouth, swallowing the little whines that escape them with each twist of his fingers.

The rocking behind him gets faster and this is not how Robbe wants this to end so he breaks the kiss, ignoring Sander’s protests as he pulls away from him, only to pull his pants off completely, green eyes following his every move like he’s ready to pounce, and the need inside Robbe’s stomach only grows. He tugs impatiently at Sander’s sweatpants, biting his lip when his hard cock slaps his abdomen, the smirk dancing on Sander’s lips at his reaction liquefying his insides and he crawls closer to him, needing his touch to ground him. 

“You’re still good to go?” He loves how even when it’s hot and heavy Sander still remembers to check in with him.

“Uh-huh,” is the only thing he can come up with now, especially when Sander’s hand settles on his hip bringing them so close there’s no space left between them, guiding his movements just like Robbe likes. He kisses his glistening neck, licking the sweat of his body as Robbe reaches behind to position his slick cock at his entrance, forehead resting against Sander’s as he sinks down fast.

He gasps at the feeling of fullness because it’s always a lot, but Sander’s hands are always there, brushing his sides in a comforting motion, even when his own body is probably screaming at him to move.

“Happy birthday to me,” Robbe lets out a shaky chuckle that ends up in a gasp when Sander laughs too and involuntarily moves inside him. He’s quick to lick into his lips and distract him from the momentary discomfort, and once he’s done with him, the overwhelming need is back double force. 

Sander notices right away, guiding Robbe’s hips to keep grinding for a while before planting his feet on the bed and holding them in place giving several hard jabs that make Robbe hide his face in his neck, cries leaving his mouth with each thrust.

“Like that?”

Robbe just nods helplessly, mouth leaving a wet trail on his skin, but Sander doesn’t seem to mind because he continues his pace, completely taking over once Robbe’s thighs give out and turning him into a mess.

“You’re so hot like this, fuck.” The strain in Sander’s voice tells him he’s getting close so he goes back to bouncing, meeting him in the middle, and it only takes a minute for things to become too much, Sander’s uncoordinated jerks when he’s coming triggering Robbe’s orgasm too.

They stay like that, cooling off while kissing lazily, tongues sliding against each other, but without a rush for now.

Sander pulls back first, their lips smacking when they disconnect. "I'm sorry today didn't work out." Scrunching up his face, he reaches to comb through Robbe's hair consolingly. He leans into the touch before cuddling even closer, seeking warmth when the cold air makes goosebumps appear on his heated skin.

"But I loved today, really. We can go to a concert another time." He kisses the underside of his jaw, sighing dreamily. "And I can't wait for Paris with you."

[byakuyasdarling]

Ah yes, Pokémon rivals; my favourite topic

Warning: this list is massively biased. I (kinda jokingly) rag on every ‘Awful’ tier rival, so if you don’t want to here that, feel free to skip that explanation. I am pretty harsh with Marnie, I know a lot of people like her, so if you do like her PLEASE don’t read her section because I do not want to upset anyone. 

Also, I do ramble a bit how I like SWSH but they are my personal least favourite games (which is a hot take, I know), so if that would upset you please skip. Take care of yourselves <33

I created the politically correct ranking of Pokémon rivals (/j)

Anyway, epic explanation under the cut:

*if N was on this list he would fall under “Amazing”. Breath-taking story, breath-taking development, great theme songs, awesome character, fantastic team.

Why Blue is in S rank (very long explanation compared to the rest)

You cannot tell me Blue (or Green, or Gary, whatever you want to call the main Kanto rival) isn’t THE BEST RIVAL EVER. They got it SO RIGHT. He inspires hatred, AND sympathy. Literally, his grandad, the only living relative aside from his sister we even know about, loves you (the player) more than him and it’s kind of sad. 

Blue is great, he has a crappy pronunciation of ‘Bonjour’ (see Pokémon Masters), he says ‘smell ya later!’ he has class, swag, and is by no doubt the most challenging rival character. He is the only rival I never swept on a normal run. He is always demeaning you; he is always one step ahead all the way up until the champion battle where you finally beat him. AND HIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT OMG.

He still is arrogant and prideful, but respects people and wants to guide people to be better at Pokémon battling and thrives when he sees others succeeding - he doesn’t mind being ‘a former champion’. HECK HE’S SO COOL AND AMAZING. 

Also he has the best champion theme and encounter theme ever. Yes, he was a previous F/O so I am super biased; but so were 3 others on this list. 

Silver and Gladion

These two were my F/Os when I was much younger (around 12). They are great rivals with great development and story arcs. Plus, they have bopper encounter themes and battle themes. Gladion was my real introduction to the oc x canon community and inspired me to take drawing on as a hobby (as well as Lillie but I did not end up drawing her as much). 

Brendan, Cheren, Hugh, and Barry

When I was 10 playing Omega Ruby, I liked Brendan a lot (so... another past F/O... he’s the final one though). I dunno, he genuinely had a good friendship with that extra spice of rivalry with our character, May. I do not like friendly rivals (if my listing wasn’t obvious), but Brendan did it right. There was a lot of touching scenes with him and May *cough*cough* Delta Chapter *cough*cough* which really made me connect with him when I was 10. Now, Brendan and May are interchangeable depending on which one of them you pick to play as, so why have I ranked Bredan far above May? Better encounter and battle theme (yes, they have different instrumentation) and he gets the childhood crush pass.

Cheren is cool, I just really like his character and his attempts to create a good strategy. He is really dedicated to what he loves and becomes a gym leader (like BLUE DID. Blue has it all, really). Plus, glasses are cute :) (he is the same age as me, I can legally say that even though that was an obvious nod to Byakuya but you never know what people will take out of context). 

Hugh is cool becomes he somewhat feels like an asshole rival, but at the same time, has a really soft side. Like, his whole motivation to be a good trainer is to save his sister’s Purrloin that was stolen by Team Plasma. He is a hero y’all. Also GREAT encounter and battle theme; huge thumbs up. 

Barry! My man! Overall, cool rival with a great team. He is the second hardest rival to me (but Blue is harder than him by a landslide still). He is really funny in both the games and the anime and despite being a bit more friendly, he still sparks a lot of rivalry with you. Plus, his dad is battle frontier brain Palmer! How awesome! He was also my first rival, so that’s something special to me too. 

Average Tier

I like Hau as a character, he feels like a genuine friend and how he develops with the main character and Lillie is really wholesome. It’s just - I dislike him as a rival, a lot. Easy fights, not the best encounter theme... just kind of there. I get why people consider Gladion as ‘the true rival’ of S and M because he really is. Hau is also a rival that chooses the starter WEAK to your starter like the gen 6 rivals (who I hate with my entire being). 

Wally had a bad-ass final battle theme song and moment. That’s literally the only reason he makes the average tier. If this was a ranking disregarding ORAS he is easily down in the ‘Awful’ tier. 

I like Pokémon Sword and Shield... except I just don’t like them as much as every other game (yes. I did play Pokémon Yellow and enjoyed it more, thank you). I know you all HATE that, but that is just my opinion - I think I have earned the right to say that after my almost 12 years of playing these games and being a VGC player for a few years. It has good characters and some cool Pokémon and yeah... gameplay? Lacklustre. I really do not know what went wrong outside of story. Somehow the competitive battle scene is not the fun it used to be. Dynamax bugs me, the lack of megas bugs me, the dex cut REALLY bugs me. I know I am not the only one who thought this game lacked the charm other Pokemon games have. Graphically though, it’s very nice for the most part.

I have gone way off-topic, but anyway, yeah. SWSH rivals make average because I like their characters (especially Hop’s development). Outside of that, not the best rivals.

May is cool for a lot of the reasons I discussed with Brendan.

Lacking Tier

I like Bianca’s whole deal with her dad and how Elesa has a nice moment to shine too - and that’s it. I know the whole theme of her team is friendship but I die inside every time I watch a Chandelure uses RETURN. It was cool she returned in BW2 I guess? I like how her battle theme matches her personality, but it isn’t anything to write home about. 

I like Calem a bit more than Serena but I do not want to pull another Brendan and May (even though I had some good reason to do that) and I’m going to put them here. Bad teams and not memorable in the slightest, Calem and Serena belong in this tier. 

Awful Tier

X and Y rivals amirite??? They just suck. They are annoying and they suck. They have 3 Pokémon in all final fights, really? At least Shauna is likeable in the anime. 

I hate Trace. But, he has one funny memory I have with my dad that makes him slightly better. We both named him ‘Blue’ since Blue is the actual Kanto rival, but then Blue showed up in LGPE... And then the two ‘Blues’ talked to each other and it was mildly amusing at the time. Anyway, he didn’t deserve Blue’s champion theme (which is even used for Blue in later games outside of his champion battle (BW2), THAT IS NOT TRACE’S THEME. Anyway, he is the gross friendly rival that attempted to fulfil the best rival’s shoes. Sorry Trace, bad luck my dude. 

I just never attached to Marnie I suppose, but I can understand that she is important to those who are invested in her. I am about to fully rag on Marnie, so please skip if that makes you upset. 

 I am going to hurt a lot of people when I said I never liked Marnie. She was always just... like why do people like her so much?? I feel like most people like her because she is ‘funny haha goth gf�� which, fair I suppose. I just think she is super lacking as a rival, she makes no real impression as an actual character, and I think if you removed her from the game it wouldn’t make a difference. Don’t want to be that guy, but I AM that guy right now. I suppose she has a cute design?? and that’s it. Again, I am really biased when it comes to SWSH and rivals, so I suppose she really got the short end of the stick with me.

[oikawaplssteponme]

The Apartment: part 6

▪️for parts 1-5, click here

pairing: Kuroo Tetsurou x fem! reader

rating/warnings: swearing, like 2 seconds of angst (?), implying ✨spicy✨ things (but nothing happens/happened)

synopsis: You knew that living with your three best friends, Kuroo, Oikawa, and Bokuto, would be a wild ride. It’s never a dull moment with those three. Let’s just hope you can keep your huge crush on Kuroo a secret when he is only a room away.

a/n: HI HI💕! omg i loved seeing everyone’s reactions to part 5 (i didn’t plan for it to be as angsty as it was oops) so i wanted to get part 6 out asap! thanks again for all the love in this, it means a lot :)) as always, my inbox is open for anything and everything so don’t be shy to come say hi or request something💛 and lmk if you’d like to be added to the taglist :)) okay enjoy xx

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Six: little black dress

No surprise that you got zero sleep that night. Your brain wouldn’t shut off. The idea that Calie could be doing something with Kuroo made your stomach ache. She could be in his room right now, doing god only know what. It was awful.

The morning sunlight came peaking through the window of your bedroom. You laid in your bed, bundled up with the endless amounts of blankets you had. You knew you should probably get up. You had a class at 1pm. You checked your phone and saw that it was close to 12pm. You sighed and got up from your bed, heading straight to the bathroom.

You brushed your teeth and splashed some cold water on your face. Your eyes were still a little puffy from the tears you shed the night before. You left the bathroom and saw that Kuroo was already up.

“Good morning,” he smiled. Kuroo was already making breakfast. He wore nothing but a pair of shorts.

“Hi,” you muttered. You sat down at the counter.

“How’d you sleep?” He asked. Really?

“Like hell,” you said. Kuroo frowned.

“Oh I’m sorry. Here, I made you some coffee.” He handed you a warm mug.

“Thanks. How did you sleep?” You asked, unsure if you really wanted the answer. Kuroo placed a plate of food in front of you.

“Really well actually. I was super tired,” he explained. Hmm wonder why?

“Oh, that’s good at least,” you whispered. You weren’t hungry, you kinda picked at your food.

“Is Calie still here?” You blurted out. Kuroo gave you a confused look.

“No, of course not. She only stayed until her apartment cleared up,” he explained.

“So nothing happened between you two?” you asked, still unsatisfied with his first answer.

“What do you mean?” He questioned. You sighed.

“For being one of the smartest people I know, you can be really stupid sometimes,” you huffed. Kuroo rolled his eyes.

“Well if you’re asking what I think you’re asking, the answer is no,” he said. You groaned.

“Sure…”

“I’m serious.”

“Whatever. I’m gonna go,” you said, getting up from your seat. You walked over to your room and grabbed your jacket and shoes. Kuroo followed.

“I’m sorry, are you mad at me?”

“No no, Kuroo, why on earth would I be mad at you?” You said sarcastically.

“Okay well if you’re leaving then I’m coming with you.”

“No, I wanna be alone.”

“Do you wanna be alone or do you just not want to be with me?”

“Isn’t that the same fucking thing?” You grabbed your backpack.

“Y/N, what's going on? Talk to me,” Kuroo reached for your hand but you swatted him away.

“I don’t want to Kuroo,” you grabbed the front door knob, “if you want someone to talk to, go talk to Calie.” You slammed the door behind you and left.

~

You hated fighting with Kuroo. You rarely did, so it especially hurt when you two argued. You sat outside of your campus library on a bench. Kuroo left you a couple phone calls but you didn’t answer. You tried calling Oikawa but it went straight to voicemail. You then decided to call Bokuto.

“Y/N-CHAN HEY HEY HEY!”

“Hi Bo..”

“Woah there, why the sad tone?”

You sniffled into the phone.

“I kinda lashed out on Kuroo for last night…”

“Oh no...Oikawa told me what happened with that girl...I’m really sorry. What did you tell Kuroo?”

“I just got pissed off at him for bringing that bitch over and I just have that horrible gut feeling that he likes her and I know I shouldn’t have yelled at him but I’m just so upset. Like why do I have to like him if he’s just never gonna pick me?”

“Listen Y/N, Kuroo and that girl could just be friends. Kuroo could like you, but is just really bad at showing it. He’s an idiot.”

You sighed.

“Yeah I know. I just...god, why didn’t I just tell him when I had the chance?”

“You’ll get your chance, I just know it! Keep your head up. And when Oikawa and I get back, we can deal with Kuroo.”

You chucked.

“Thanks Bokuto. Well, sorry for bothering you,”

“You never bother me. Call me if you need anything, okay?”

“Okay I will, love you.”

“Love you too.”

You ended your call with Bokuto, feeling a bit better. You sniffled, wiping away the few tears still on your cheeks. You soon realized that you were still in your pajamas and people were staring. Great.

“H-hey…” a voice said. You turned around to see Kuroo, holding out a sweatshirt and a pair of sweatpants for you.

“You left with your pajamas on. And it’s too cold to be wearing shorts,” he smiled, handing you the clothes. Your cheeks went warm. You got up from the bench and grabbed Kuroo, pulling him into a hug. He let out a sigh of relief, holding you tightly. You could never stay mad at him, after all, you loved him.

“I’m sorry for getting mad at you,” you muffled out, as your face was pressed against his chest.

“It’s okay. I’m sorry for ditching you last night, it was stupid and I shouldn’t have,” he said. You looked up at him.

“Yeah it was stupid,” you joked, playfully hitting his arm.

“Can I make it up to you?” He asked.

“How so?”

“Well, for starters, ditch class?” he proposed. You gasped.

“Kuroo Tetsurou wants to ditch class? Who are you and where is my nerdy best friend?” Kuroo laughed.

“I know I know but you’re worth ditching class for,” he smiled. You felt butterflies in your stomach.

“Fine, you can make it up to me,” you said. Kuroo smiled.

“Can you answer this for me though?” You asked. He nodded.

“Um- is there actually nothing going on between you and Calie?”

Kuroo sighed.

Could you be any more obvious that you liked him?

“No Y/N, absolutely nothing. I think Calie’s girlfriend would be shocked if there was,” he said. Your jaw dropped.

“SHE HAS A GIRLFRIEND?!”

“Yeah, her name is AJ, she’s super nice.” You felt so embarrassed.

“Oh my fucking god…” you burried your face in your hands. Kuroo laughed.

“Yup, Calie and I are just friends,” he said, “anyway, kinda got my eyes on someone else.” Your eyes grew.

“Wait what?”

“What? I didn’t say anything.”

“Kuroo what did you just-“

“Come on Y/N, I have a plan for us today!” Kuroo grabbed your hand and led you back to the apartment.

~

You and Kuroo spent your afternoon watching old movies and munching on whatever snacks you had around the apartment. Back in high school, you and Kuroo would often have movie nights together. Whenever one of you wasn’t doing their best, the other would be at the door with a movie to help. You loved that tradition with Kuroo.

You sat on the couch next to Kuroo as the credits of ‘10 Things I Hate About You’ played. You probably watched a total of 4 movies, bringing the time of day close to 7pm.

“I think that’s enough for watching movies,” you said, stretching your back from sitting for so long.

“Good thing I’ve got another idea,” smirked Kuroo. You raised a brow.

“And what might that be?”

“We are going out!”

“Out?”

“Yes, out! So Y/N-Chan, go get yourself prettied up and get ready for a night on the town!” cheered Kuroo. You laughed.

“Kuroo it’s a Tuesday. I’m not sure how much fun we’ll be having.”

“Don’t doubt me. I know where to go for a night like this. Now go get ready!” Kuroo pulled you up from the couch and led you to your room.

“Oh and wear a dress,” he smirked. Kuroo left you to go get himself ready.

Is this this horrible way of asking me out? No, can’t be.

*BUZZ*

You reached for your phone, seeing it was a call from Oikawa.

“Hi shitty-”

“PUT KUROO ON THE PHONE NOW SO I CAN VERBALLY BEAT HIS ASS-”

“Oikawa calm down-”

“AND DONT EVEN GET MY STARTED ON THAT BITCH CALZONE OR WHATEVER HER NAME IS-”

“Toru please-”

“DONT WORRY Y/N, I MANIFESTED THAT SHE WILL BITE INTO A TORTILLA CHIP AND THAT IT STABS HER CHEEK! THE WORST TYPE OF PAIN!”

“Oikawa?” You groaned.

“Okay I’m finished. Yes?”

“She’s gay.”

“SHE’S GAY?”

“Yes she’s gay. She has a girlfriend. I overreacted, her and Kuroo are just friends,” you explained finally. Oikawa went silent on the other line.

“Well that’s awkward... I had a brilliant revenge plan.”

“You’ll have to save it then.”

“BUT HEY that’s good!!”

“Yeah, he’s actually gonna take me out right now.”

“LIKE ON A DATE?”

“Uh I’m honestly not sure...I don’t think so at least.”

“Well regardless, do your best to seduce him.”

“Toru please-”

“Okay okay I’ll stop. Keep me posted!”

“I will.”

“BYE Y/N!”

“Bye shittykawa.”

“You really have to be nicer to me-”

You hung up on Oikawa before he could finish. You saw a text from him.

you suck -sent 7:24pm

You laughed and set your phone down to get ready.

You scrambled through your closet for a dress. You didn’t want to wear the same one you wore to the party those weeks ago. You scanned through your clothes before finding a little black dress in the back of your closet. It still had the tags on it. Oikawa had bought it for you for your birthday last year, saying everyone needs a little black dress in their wardrobe. You never got around to wearing it.

You set the dress on your bed and went to take a quick bath. After you dried off, you began to put on some makeup and slipped the dress on. You looked at yourself in the mirror. The dress fit you beautifully. You felt beautiful. You slipped on some heels, no matter how unstable you walked in them.

“Ready to go…” Kuroo stood in your doorway, nicely dressed. His voice trailed off as he looked at you.

“Do I look okay,” you asked. Kuroo licked his lips subtly.

“Uh yeah you look more than okay…” he said, still staring. You felt the blood rush to your cheeks.

“Well, where are we going?” Kuroo smiled and reached out his hand.

“What’s a good time without a little dancing?”

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[sweetspunsugar]

sleepy teatime: i’m in desperate need of some black tea

alright, i'm a little tired, but stick with me for a fun (though half-asleep) gossip sesh.

for starters, the D and Js situation. surprisingly, the couple is still together and walking each other to every darned class, though their friend group doesn't seem to be loving it. Ja seems to have completely left the friend group--as well as the face of the earth--while I has been attempting to join another friend group.

speaking of I, she's is still aiming for "the trio", but she seems to be developing a grudge against An. and speaking of "the trio", wow, there's been some drama going on there. for one, An has been getting a little iffy with Gr and El. i'll never understand how some people's brains work, but that girl is dying to get away from the friends she loves. goddamn. and Gr, the resident bitch of the bitchy trio has had her own problems, too. an interesting social media post revealed…well, is it really a reveal if it was so obvious all along?

oh, and let's bring a new girl in, shall we? introducing Ch, someone usually so "perfect" that they'd never be worthy of a tea post. but now, Ch has finally deviated from her never-changing lifestyle of perfect. well, unsurprisingly, the tea is only there to create jealousy: Ch was accepted into the best academic program in the area. good for her, i suppose, though not very good for her already-existent social status as tied for suck-up #2 (first place probably goes to So).

and finally, to conclude this short post, god, i've got to get some of this anger out. is it cool and good for them that my friends are focusing on college? yeah, it would be if they had a chance. Jd (aka my "bestie!!" and also the person I get most annoyed at) is talking 24/7 about an ivy league. ugh, that girl's like, "omg idk what to do! i could do law and become this, or architecture and become this, or psychology and become this." girl, you turn in assignments three months late and you're proud of that. you really think you're going to mit?

ugh, sorry y'all, this totally turned into a vent more than a teatime, but a girl's got to get her shit out, yk? well i'm tired af right now, so i think i'll vanish into the void of sleep-deprivation right about now. see you in the next post…stay tuned for some actual energy, lol.

oh wait, one last thing before i go, loves. so anyone remember that lovely sub from my last post? the one who we was actually gaining some respect for taking I down a notch? yeah…that's one racist woman right there. hey, at least it's only another few months of racist bs every other morning, right?

alright, moi out. yes, i know that was not grammar. moi out.

[bakugoyelling]

Sick on Valentine’s Day

Kaminari Denki x Reader

Warnings: None!

Word Count: 1.4 K

Author’s Note: I originally had no plans on writing anything for Valentine’s Day but I came across a list of sentence starters and was inspired! So here’s some Kaminari fluff. Hope you like it! xoxo

Out of all the days to be sick, it just had to be today. Kaminari could feel the pain in his throat developing a few days ago but he didn’t think he’d wake up sick on Valentine’s Day. With a blocked nose, sore throat and a cough he really didn’t feel like going out tonight.

So, unfortunately, tonight's date he had planned for the two of you would have to fall through. Kaminari sighed and with a small frown on his face, he picked up his phone and canceled the reservations he had made weeks ago at your favorite restaurant. He felt like such a horrible boyfriend. This was going to be your first Valentine’s Day as a couple and he just had to go and get sick. He typed away at his phone and sent you a text.

Babe please don’t break up with me.

You were confused when you read the message, wondering what exactly he had done to send you such a strange text. You quickly replied.

Denki what are you talking about? What did you do?

Your message only made him more anxious. Great, now you were suspicious of him. He’s definitely getting dumped on Valentine’s Day.

I had to cancel our reservations. I woke up this morning feeling horrible. If you don’t dump me I promise I’ll make it up to you next week :(

You shake your head and laugh at his response. Why would you possibly break up with him because he was sick? If anything this only made you want to spend the day with him even more. You didn’t want Kaminari to be sick and alone on Valentine’s Day. There was no way you were going to let your boyfriend feel bad for something that was out of his control. So you decided you were going to do everything you could to try and make him feel better.

Omg! You know I’m not going to break up with you! I’ll be right over!

You replied to him, tossing your phone into your bag and grabbing your car keys. You took a quick detour before setting off to Kaminari’s apartment and headed to a nearby store to pick up some much needed sick day essentials.

In just under an hour you were at your boyfriend’s door, knocking in that familiar tune you always used when you came to visit.

“It’s open!” Kaminari shouted from inside, voice noticeably stuffed up and way more nasally than normal. You turned the doorknob and let yourself in placing your tote bag on the kitchen table and walking over to your preciously sick boyfriend. You took a seat next to him on the couch and pouted.

“Aww, Denki...I hate seeing you like this. Your nose is so red.” Your eyes scanned the coffee table seeing the thick white balled up tissues that lay all over it. “Wait, are you using paper towels to blow your nose! Denki no!”

“What’s wrong with that?” He shrugged.

“Paper towels are too rough. You’re only making your nose raw, you need to use tissues.” You stood up and made your way over to the bag you had placed on the kitchen table when you first walked in. You reached in and began taking out all of the items you had brought to make Kaminari feel better, including a box of ultra-soft Kleenex tissues.

“Here.” You turned with the box in your hands, sitting next to your boyfriend once again. “Use these instead.”

Kaminari smiled before grabbing a tissue and blowing his nose into it. Your face scrunched up at the noise while you waited for him to finish.

“This sucks! I’m sorry I’m sick on Valentine’s Day babe.” He apologized to you, throwing the used tissue onto the coffee table. “I really wanted to get all dressed up and take you to your favorite restaurant. It was supposed to be amazing!” He threw his head back in annoyance.

You couldn’t help but giggle at him, you had to admit it was kind of cute seeing him all pouty and sick. Even though you would have loved going out tonight, staying in to be with Kaminari sounded just as nice.

“Denki you know I don’t really care about the reservations. We can always go some other day, plus I bet it’s super crowded. Anyway, we can just stay in...maybe cuddle a little.”

“Are you sure?” Kaminari asked with a raspy voice his question ending in a string of coughs.

“Absolutely. But before we cuddle up let me make you some tea. It’ll be good for your throat and the steam can help clear your sinuses a little.” You stood you from the couch but before you could make your way into the kitchen Kaminari got up as well and stopped you from going any further.

“Hold on! Stay here!” He instructed you before swiftly walking into the kitchen. You heard a slight crunching of what you assumed to be...paper? You quirked your brow at your boyfriend as he returned. Kaminari stood in front of you with both hands behind his back. He wasn’t very good at hiding the bouquet of red roses you could clearly see sticking out from behind him.

“I wasn’t just going to take you to that restaurant. I got you these too.” A slight blush appeared across his cheeks as he pulled his hands out from behind his back and held out the bouquet of roses as well as a big heart-shaped box of chocolates. A smile adorned your face and your heart filled with warmth. You were a sucker for these Valentine’s Day gifts no matter how typical they may be.

“Denki, oh my gosh thank you! Why are you so freakin cute? I love it!” You went in for a kiss on the lips but stopped remembering he was sick and instead placed a kiss on his cheek.

“Now go sit down. Pick a movie while I make you some nice herbal tea. Have you had anything to eat today?”

“Eh not really.” Kaminari confessed to you.

“Ok, then I’ll warm some soup for us too.”

“But I don’t have any soup.” He told you, a bit of disappointment in his voice.

“That’s fine. I got some at the store before I came over. Now go sit your little sick self down and I’ll be right back.” You patted his shoulder and walked past him making your way into the kitchen.

After some time you walked back into the living room holding a tray in your hands. On it sat a steaming cup of tea and a bowl of chicken noodle soup. Kaminari sat up and repositioned himself so you could place the tray on his lap.

“Thanks babe, but aren’t you hungry too? I have non-sick foods that you can eat if you want.” Your boyfriend offered you, taking a sip of the warm tea.

“Oh don’t worry. I was just about to go get my tray. I’m having the same thing as you. I heard the chef that works in the kitchen here makes the best-canned chicken noodle soup.” You joked to Kaminari making him laugh before you walked off to get your tray of food as well.

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After finishing up your meals and insisting that Kaminari take some cold medicine; you cleaned up your dishes and sat next to your boyfriend, wrapping a soft blanket around the two of you.

“You really came prepared didn’t you y/n?!” Kaminari said positioning himself on the couch so you could make yourself more comfortable next to him.

“Well duh!! I wasn’t going to let you be miserable on Valentine’s Day.” You laid your head to rest against Kaminari’s shoulder. “I have to take care of you.”

Kaminari smiled down at you admiring your face for a few seconds, thinking about how lucky he was to have you. “Hey y/n you wanna know something.”

“What is it?” You softly asked.

“You’re kinda like the best Valentine I’ve ever had.”

“What do you mean? Aren’t I the only Valentine you’ve ever had.” You teased him tilting your head up to stare at him.

“Oooh be quiet! Why can’t you let me be romantic?” Kaminari groaned, pulling you closer to his body. “Let’s just watch the movie.”

You tilted your head back in a laugh and pressed another kiss to Kaminari’s cheek before cuddling up to him. Who says Valentine’s Day has to include an elaborate date night when staying in with the one you love is just as amazing.

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