#I’m sorry this is so long

[straw-beri-jam]

Drrr-kuramerukagari post ketsu swap au

Basically iseya/eiwajima switching places with izaya/shizuo

I’ve never really posted abt things before and this is the first time I’m attempting to write abt something in such detail, so please bear with me🥲

I want to emphasize that this is all post ketsu but prob before sh and sunset novels bc I’m literally ignoring some characters.

Iseya is shocked to find himself in a wheelchair, looks for the one person he knows and trusts, eiwajima, only to find someone slightly different, in appearance and also behavior. When they meet he looks at him like he’s grown a second head, the wheelchair shocks him too but he also wasn’t expecting izaya to just appear in front of him with no purpose. Iseya just looks at him, comments on the hair that while he does look good blonde he prefers his natural brown.

Shizuo thinks he’s playing games so he shouts and takes a step closer and they’re both shocked to see izayas body tremble. Iseya gets glimpses of the battle in his head, his mind repeating the events over and over again and he understands. They’re not together, they’re hardly even friends. They’re enemies. How he can’t even begin to understand, how he could come to hate this man? He’s so much like eiwajima, just with sharper edges.

He takes a look around people are staring and whispering, some recognize them both and think they’re gonna get into a fight. He doesn’t like hearing them talk, despite his love for people he doesn’t really want to be seen right now, not in front of him like this when everything’s so complicated but also not. He doesn’t really know what to do now. He wanted to confine in the one person he knew he could talk to, but that person doesn’t exist the way he does in his memories.

Shizuo doesn’t understand what’s going through the fleas head but he can see him thinking. He almost looks sad, which is weird because izaya would never show emotion, especially not to him.

Iseya understands their rivalry more or less because despite everything it’s still them, so he tells him that he remembers him differently but he doesnt want to hurt him. He wants to learn more about him. He doesn’t know how long he’ll stay here or even how he came here, but he knew from the start that something was different. And so if he’s gonna have to stay here it’ll be with this alternate version of eiwajima, whatever their past may have been.

Shizuo is dumbfounded but agrees bc this guy, whoever he is, seems much easier to get along w than izaya, or maybe it’s just a side of izaya he never got the chance to see. (Or maybe in the very back of his mind he’s actually still playing games w him)

After talking (he realizes that this being a lie is too much of a stretch even for izaya) he feels sad to find out that they exists somewhere and they’re together, they’re friends they talk and laugh and are happy. Iseya, he calls himself, tells him about eiwajima and how he is, what his life is like and he is so jealous of his alternate self because he really is living the life he’s wanted since he found out he had this cursed strength.

He feels this loss, that he could have had that if he tried hard enough. The voice in his head telling him that eiwajima makes iseya feel good while he put izaya in a wheelchair. Eiwajima has wooed iseya while he scared izaya away. He really wonders if he has anything in common with the guy, but he must because iseya is staring at him like he’s holding the sun.

Iseya kisses him at some point and shizuo finds he doesn’t know what he’ll do when this guy leaves because he’s really enjoying their time together.

Alternatively if it’s eiwajima switching places, he’s rather confused at the hair and doesn’t like hearing people talk abt him while he walks, it seems they have nothing nice to say and they all avoid him like he’d crush them with his glance.

Of course he seeks out iseya only find a wheelchair bound man who feels like iseya but has a very unsettling vibe. He is obviously wounded if the wheelchair wasn’t enough to go by but apart from that the man freezes at his appearance and is trembling.

He immediately realizes that they don’t share the same relationship and past he knows to be true. What’s more they not only don’t get along but things have escalated between them so far that he’s managed to traumatize the man before him.

He doesn’t know what the best course of action here is, he doesn’t want to speak for alternate him because he doesn’t quite understand the extent of their situation, but “iseya” looks at him with such hatred and demands answers that he quite frankly doesn’t have.

He decides to come clean bc he couldn’t pretend to hate him even if he tried. He explains who he is and what he actually wanted by coming here and alternate iseya is so confused. He starts ridiculing him and it does kinda piss him off but when he accidentally punches a hole through the wall in frustration and “iseya” freezes again all his anger goes away.

He tells him that he cares about him. That despite what they’ve been through here he misses iseya and wants to see him. He tells him that they’re alike in some ways and he finds them endearing and wouldn’t trade what he has w iseya for anything. That they’re happy.

Izaya looks so bitter and hates that what this fake Shizu-chan is saying actually makes him want it, he realizes that he might be jealous and gets pisses bc as if he’d be jealous. He tells fake shizu that fake him is prob just lying to him and actually hates him but he’s hiding it to use him for his own advantage, bc that’s what kind of person he is really and if they’re anything alike then that’s what’s gonna happen.

Eiwajima just gives him a sad smile (which pisses izaya off even more). He knows what the words mean, that the world he’s describing, his home, is making the other man emotional. He strongly and confidently says that iseya loves him and he knows it. It’s not possible to fake their kind of love, and he doesn’t mind being used by that man, they love eachother and that’s all that really matters.

Izaya has never hated anyone more than this man before. He’s so much worse than shizu-chan bc he doesn’t get angry, he doesn’t react to anything he just sits there, spouts all this nonsense and looks at him like he’s actually in love w him and he really doesn’t know how to get out of this situation, he doesn’t want to be here but he’s so incredibly curious abt their life. He knows this guy is telling the truth but he refuses to believe it bc it seems so dreamlike and unreal, he can’t fathom being happy as described, much less with this man.

Eiwajima wants to stay with him, despite the fact that he didn’t actually do anything to bring this man such pain he still sees the emotions swimming around in his eyes and he wants to help him. Despite the fact that it’s not his iseya, it’s still this worlds version of him and that’s enough for him to try and fix whatever they have going on, or at least help in some way. He tries to get close, as close as he’s allowed and talks about whatever he remembers from his home, all things almost always leading to iseya of course. He tries various topics hoping the other will come in at some point and they’ll have a normal conversation, as normal as it can get anyways.

Izaya eventually does, they talk like they’re friends. Izaya can’t comprehend what’s happening but he’s trying not to think about, fake Shizu-chan is interesting, he likes hearing about this world of theirs and his life there, he realizes that he’s having a casual conversation and it’s easy too he’s easy to talk to and listen to. He’s enjoying this more than he originally thought he would. He wonders if his Shizu-chan is this nice to be around when he’s not throwing things at him, which he knows is probably true, he just has never been on the receiving end of shizuo’s kindness. However this “eiwajima” he’s very charming, and he can’t seem to look away from those eyes.

Idk where this is going but yeah I just want them to find out abt their alternate lives separately and cry abt how miserable they are. Maybe they would try to find each other and start over (in a sense) after this happens so they can actually make a happy ending for themselves (or a happy new beginning)

them actually swapping places makes it hurt more since they’re inserted into this foreign world. They would both be shocked to find their supposed enemy sleeping next to them and the ppl around them liking them, I don’t think they’d ruin anything, well maybe izaya would try depending on what would happen but I don’t think he’d would want to make these ppl hate alternate him even just to spite him bc they prob wouldn’t, I mean they know what he’s like and they like him so…

shizu would be so shocked to see ppl liking him random ppl not afraid of him but wanting him around, he’d be afraid to talk to them so as not to hurt them. And then as far as their relationship goes they’d be happy but also sad that they can’t have it.

Overall it would mostly be sad (bc as it seems I love angst), heartbreaking really, to see what they could have had but weren’t as lucky as the other two. There’s a lot of reasons as to why the two of them never really got the chance to get along (which I’m not gonna get into now bc that’s a whole other story and lots of ppl have already made theories on it) but I think that seeing versions of themselves happy and well is like a slap in the face bc had their circumstances been different they could have had that, had they tried to do things differently they could have had something similar.

This has been in my head for a while (post ketsu usually is on repeat) and I really had to get it out bc it’s too much, and it turned into a whole ass essay🥲 this is the first time I’m attempting this tho so pls don’t look into it too much, it’s a mess of thoughts that I can’t quite put together. I apologize if there’s any mistakes or holes in it, it’s def ooc so yeah…

Thank u to anyone who decided to read it and made it this far! If theres anything anyone wants to add pls go right ahead I’m starving for these boys. Thanks again for reading! 🥰

[teacupfullofroses27]

I’m sure a lot of people think this way too but I just want to clarify: all shipping I do is just for fun. I don’t legitimately think any characters in tadc would be a good romantic pair. The show isn’t written with romance in mind and I don’t think any characters are gonna “end up together”

I also think a lot of the characters have some baggage that wouldn’t be great for a healthy relationship. Like Caine obviously has an ego. He doesn’t fully understand how humans work and doesn’t seem open to any feedback. It’s obvious that Pomni and the rest of the cast don’t like him

that being saaaiiiiddd- I’m a huge sucker for supernatural romance and the idea of the two of them growing more comfortable in each others companionship is really cute to me. So in my little au, Caine is a lot more open to learn about humans and becomes less self focused, while Pomni learns more about how this game works and finds some wonder and beauty in it through him so if I post anymore ships and your thought is: these two would never be cannon!!! You’re exactly right. I’m just making them hold hands and love each other because I’m in serious need of fluff atm

[ilovepapahet]

guys I had this idea for a fan fic it might be cringe but I can’t stop thinking about it

I’m going to try and describe it the best way I can

this is a Werewolf! James Hetfield x Reader au idea I had I don’t know how to start it but I would love ideas because I’ve been thinking about this for a week straight now maybe something like the usual getting lost in the forest and it’s getting dark kinda thing or something like getting stuck in a trap of some sort and James comes and saves you but your absolutely terrified of him because he’s a werewolf

I’d like to think that if James was a werewolf his human” form still has almost everything a wolf does like the tail the ears the long ish nails but when he’s in his wolf form he’s like this huge wolf (kind like Twilight) and that’s why you feel safe with him cause he’s this big intimidating wolf

also he’d be taller than what he is now like a lot taller (size kink kickin in) and this can be any era I don’t mind

can someone please write this for me 😭

this whole idea is giving

[gremlins-hotel]

I have a really dumb question, but I’m assuming you know the answer: what’s the difference between top speed and cruising speed on a plane?

Not a dumb question at all! An aircraft’s top speed is, of course, the maximum airspeed it can achieve. Maximum speed is not maintained for long periods of time due to the fact that it can destroy the engine, it wastes fuel, or can otherwise cause wear and tear on the airframe as a whole. Cruise speed, on the other hand, is the average speed it travels for maximum efficiency and generally for safety. This is a general rule for commercial, recreational, and military aircraft as far as I’m aware. These speeds can also change with the aircraft’s altitude or whether they are ‘feet wet’ (over water) or ‘feet dry’ (over land). (E.g., The USAF F-16C/D has a maximum speed of ~1,350 mph (~2,173 kmh) but a cruising speed closer to 575-600 mph (most likely; the actual number is unknown, though an earlier variant, the F-16A, is listed to cruise at 577 mph.))

Another quirk of (specifically American) fighter jets* is the setting known as “WEP,” or war emergency power. (*Many modern air forces who also have domestic aero programs make jets with a similar setting, though it goes by different names). WEP started with WWII-era American piston-pusher propellor fighters. Designed to only be used in emergencies, it is a throttle setting that forces the aircraft’s engine to produce more than 100% of its rated power for (in US craft) up to five minutes. It is a throttle setting most often barred behind a physical lock that a pilot must break to access. (In the P-51D, there was a hard wire that would stop your throttle joystick from being moved forward; if slammed ball to the wall, it would snap the wire and force the engine into WEP.) WEP can absolutely destroy and melt an engine, and if not destroy it, it often damages it to a level that means it will need repairs if it’s lucky enough to get back home.

WEP gives a (jet) fighter pilot extra thrust in the engine, which will affect their performance, and as mentioned above, it is for emergencies. Usually in a dogfight, but might be accessed for evasive countermeasures/countermaneuvers when under scrutiny of a missile or other kinetic projectile. Over the years, most other militaries have developed a similar WEP feature, with a notable example being the Soviet VVS seen in the MiG-21bis. Designed to compete with the brand new and far more advanced F-16/F/A-18, the MiG-21bis was fitted with a brand new engine that could allow for two minutes of WEP that actually gave it a near-match in terms of performance! However, a consequence was that the engine might be unserviceable upon landing and cooldown due to lower quality materials.

[diorsluv]

small rant under the cut!

(please read)

okay so i wanted to address this because one of my best friends is having an issue with this on wattpad and i know a lot of people here on tumblr have problems with this too;

being inspired by someone’s fic or book or whatever is COMPLETELY OKAY! i do it, other writers do it, everyone does it, but what is not okay is taking their whole plot, characters, and other details and just spinning it into your own little story. basically copying their graphics, their layouts, how they have everything set up, their whole entire fic/story/account is not okay. we as writers take pride in our work and we’re grateful to have inspired you but it doesn’t give you liberty to go and copy our work and change it up a bit, then go and advertise it as if it’s yours.

EVEN IF YOU CREDIT THEM, it doesn’t lessen the edge to what you’re doing! saying it’s “heavily inspired” by another person’s work does not to anything to take away from the fact that in the end, you are still taking someone else’s own, hard work and making it your own. if you are KNOWINGLY copying someone’s work whether you acknowledge it or not, know that something like that is unacceptable. sometimes things may align in such a manner that it seems like someone’s copying you when it all just ends up as a coincidence, and THAT is okay!

some people may not speak up about it, others may directly approach the person and acknowledge it, but however the ORIGINAL author handles the situation does not make anything more or less okay to do. even if we don’t explicitly state it in our bios or first chapter of our books, it does not make it acceptable to copy our work. regardless if you copy it word for word or if you shift things around/make your own little changes, it is still OUR original work and ours only. we took time and effort to craft our work into what it is, so please don’t take work from other writers.

you are an amazing person and you CAN think of things on your own, you just have to find what works best for you! whether it be the way you make your own account aesthetic to the way you pick at every little detail in the way your masterlist/introduction chapter is set up, MAKE IT YOUR OWN!

(and disclaimer, no i’m not talking about anyone specific, i just got really defensive over my friend because she put MONTHS into that book only for it to be taken by someone else and posted. nonetheless, this is unacceptable and we may let it slide publicly, but it does not, BY ANY MEANS, mean we are happy with what is being done with our work.

i also wanna take the time to make the disclaimer that if ANYONE feels that i’ve copied some aspect of their work, i will be happy to change it as long as you reach out.)

[themirokai]

Get to Know Meme

Tag 9 people you want to get to know better.

Tagged by the lovely @pellaaearien ! Thanks!

Three ships: We’ll go with Dreamling (Dream/Hob from Sandman), Jayvik (Jayce/Viktor from Arcane), and I will take any opportunity to boost my little life raft of a rare pair ship Palomi (Paloma/Nomi from No Time To Die) (look at this ship tag: the first work is mine and the other 3 are gifts to me. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Please I promise you that this pairing is wonderful! I need more people to get into it!)

First ever ship: I came to online fandom relatively late but when I got here the first ship that I fell head over heels in love with was Mystrade (Mycroft/Lestrade from BBC Sherlock). I’ve said this elsewhere but I could not be more grateful that the kind, welcoming, drama-free fandom that is the Mystrade shippers was my intro to this world. The enthusiasm and encouragement that they gave me on my first few stories got me hooked on writing fic.

Last song: If I’m being honest, I don’t actually listen to a ton of music. I had Lindsey Stirling on as background music while I was working. I think the last song I like intentionally listened to was Magic Man by Heart.

Last movie: Oo! Watched The Woman King on New Year’s! It was fantastic! Lashana Lynch was incredible.

Currently reading: I have a lot of feelings about the fact that I haven’t finished a book in… a couple years at this point. The problem is that I spend my entire work day doing critical reading (so many contracts) and then when I have a little free time around parenting I either want to write or I want to read a friend’s story or I’m pretty zonked. Sooo yeah. Been struggling with this.

Currently consuming: Water. Had a very good burrito for dinner. The guacamole was mediocre to the extent that I may need to make my own guacamole this weekend to make up for it.

Currently craving: More free time by myself? Seriously, that’s basically all I ever want at this point. Last year for my birthday I went to a hotel for the weekend by myself and I barely spoke to anyone and it was amazing. Will probably do that again this year.

Zero pressure tags for: @garnetcapricorn @altair214

@icurlybooks @an-asuryampasya @tinyfrenchowl @mashumaru @karalynlovescake @sleebyplampts @inexhaustible-sources-of-magic

[wearechecking]

used vocaroo to record this and post it to tumblr

f1 voice challenge:

what do you go by? 

where are you from? 

who is your favorite driver? sell us on your favorite driver: why do you love him? why should we? 

what race are you most looking forward to? 

what race would you take off the calendar completely? 

what is your hottest f1 take? what is your most generic f1 take? 

tell us a story. any story at all 

and finally, tag five mutuals to do their own version of the voice challenge

tyvm to @maxplaining for tagging me in this i love challenges like this :)

idk who has done it yet (literally no pressure friends) but i’m tagging @sunshine-5eb @gentlebirdsong @milfalonso @estiebestieban and @apollosfirstborn

feel free to do the challenge or not haha

[somanyants]

Not going to reblog their response directly because Oatm11k is a TERF who supports forced-birth, but I’m willing to address a couple points because I’ve seen them more than once. Let’s begin!

I never said micro plastics aren’t real or that they’re not a problem. Merely that teflon isn’t toxic or any more of a risk than other plastic cookware, utensils, or tupperware. In fact, I’d much rather have teflon in my body than PET or polystyrene. I am not the CEO of Coca-Cola so please take your complaints elsewhere.

I actually have a pill bottle full of teflon stir bars and I take one every morning to make my gender more interesting. Sadly, I need a psychiatrist’s note before I can start the injections.

I’ll admit I was a bit flippant about this one and I apologize to all the bad cooks of the world. So pro tip right now: always add oil/fat to your teflon pan bed heating, the oil will burn before the teflon. Also, mistakes happen! So, pro tip number 2: If you overheat a teflon pan just pour water on it. The primary risk of teflon pyrolysis is releasing PFIB which is completely and rapidly neutralized by water. If you’re concerned about your health or that of a feathered friend, breathing through a damp cloth should dramatically reduce your risk of ill effects.

My previous statements regarding the health and safety of PFOA and other PFAS are in line with the American Cancer Society and the EPA. The risks cited here arise specifically from extremely high blood concentrations such as appear when you have a factory dumping PFAS directly in your local water source. The concentrations experienced by the average person are, to the best of our knowledge, negligibly dangerous. If anyone rails on about how “it accumulates”, the very small amount in your blood is already the upper limit of PFAS accumulation based on your exposure. (Also PTFE aka teflon is a polymer without reactive acidic end groups like most other PFAS so, no, you shouldn’t expect teflon to have similar bioactivity.) Moreover, with the increased regulation of PFOA and other PFAS our exposure is actually declining.

If you’re reading this, the amount of PFAS in your blood is nothing to worry about and is probably only going to decrease as time goes on. And to reiterate one more time, TEFLON DOES NOT EXPOSE YOU TO PFOA.

To those of you who caught me saying “wonton” instead of “wanton,” it was fully intentional. I think the dolphins deserved delicious dumplings and also I’d like to remind the haters that MSG is both safe and delicious and by mixing it with teflon I’m slowly turning myself into a transgender super-soldier.

As a final note, teflon is safe to use! There a fine line between good intention and Luddism when it comes to warnings like these so take them with a grain of salt. I don’t have a SoundCloud but I hope everyone who reads this post can go on with their day a little less fearful and a little more optimistic. Also, trans rights are human rights!

[candlejuice]

I just want to say if any of you people who actually look at my blog see anything Wilbur related fucking do what ever you can to make sure that nobody else sees it like no hate to any of the writers to be clear all of those stories are beautifully written but Wilbur is not and I do not support him. But I don’t know if you can delete a post and yeah so please don’t reblog those stories or anything

[chloesimaginationthings]

William Afton has top tier FNAF parenting skills

[watcher0033]

Y’all, the Archive admins are made up of VOLUNTEERS. And they have been working for 12-13 HOURS STRAIGHT.

I better not hear any complaints when donation period comes around. OR ELSE.

cosplay by @woahchriswoah on Twitter

EDIT: How do we show appreciation to the volunteers? For me reading these deep dives on OTW issues u guys apparently it's been said multiple times that one of their objective statements is to have paid staff for ao3 and there's a surplus of donations they haven't used up or the other community solutions that needs to address. For those more financially literate feel free to analyze, snipe me or add to the discussion etc. linked here by deepa. They’re cool and these yearly analysis they did aint no joke.

But Seriously what can we do for these volunteers? The probable burn out from this entire fiasco would be no joke. @ao3org

[blackrabbit-megapig]

No because it doesn’t even stop there!

The whole situation between Kaiba and Atem is even funnier when you think about how in the Dark Side of Dimensions movie he literally DUG UP THE MILLENNIUM PUZZLE AND CREATED AN AI THAT WOULD SOLVE IT FOR HIM BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BRING THE PHARAOH BACK!

And this is after he created ANOTHER AI that simulated the pharaoh’s play style so Kaiba could duel him endlessly to see if he could beat him. So basically, he vehemently denied the existence of magic but begrudgingly accepted that some shiny gold puzzle was the only way he’d see his Ancient Egyptian boyfriend again. This is so interesting to me, that I constantly argue that the last Yugioh DM movie is more about Kaiba coming to terms with the fact that Atem isn’t coming back and less to do with Yugi moving on. Kaiba doesn’t believe in magic and also believes he can overcome death with… science and his money. That man is grieving.

Kaiba literally demands Yugi to force Atem to appear and Yugi has to level with Kaiba and tell him that they have to let The Pharaoh rest in the afterlife. And that no matter how much either of them want to see him, they have to let him go. “Put ya alter on the phone!” indeed.

Yugi and his friends moved on with their lives. They applied to colleges and started job hunting. KAIBA LITERALLY INVENTED DIMENSION HOPPING/TIME TRAVEL TO GO AND FIGHT ATEM AGAIN!

IN A SPACE STATION!

IN SPACE!

AND HE SUCCEEDS!

It's been a decade and a half since I watched yugioh, did kaiba know his rival was a ghost possessing a kid or was he just like that

[kurooh]

You work is top notch 🤍

Could you maybe write the MHA boys being drunk and gropey with Reader?

DRUNK ‘N NASTY.

⟡ includes: aged up! midoriya izuku, bakugō katsuki, todoroki shōto, takami keigo.

⟡ warnings: 18+ content (mdni), f! reader, fluff & smut, alcohol and drinking, groping, car sex, denki&sero share an apartment in bakugo’s, breeding, dry humping.

⟡ notes: thank you so much <3!

— MIDORIYA IZUKU

when he’s been drinking, izuku gets clingy; he’ll grab you all over, cheeks pink as he looks at you with dazed adoration. but, he gets horny really quickly — he’s just sitting beside you, staring at your thighs and the way they squish against each other as you cross your legs and boom! he’s rock hard.

“izuku! are you seriously hard right now?” you slur before taking another strong shot. the sweetened vodka rushes down your throat, and you wince a little at the burn, back straightening.

“god,” he groans out of nowhere, and you turn towards him, crossing your legs on the bar stool.

“what, baby?”

“you’re just so..” he drifts off, grinning stupidly as he searches for the right words. “so beautiful! and you look so soft, i want to touch you so bad.”

he scoots his stool towards you, hands reaching towards your thighs; he rubs at your plush skin, digging his nails in a little as he feels himself get harder. “a-and, i really want you to sit on my face right now!”

“izuku!” you attempt to hush him when a few people turn due to the loudness of his voice. “you can’t say that, we’re in a bar right now!”

“well, let’s go then,” he suggests nonchalantly, stumbling when he hops off his barstool, “let’s go home.”

later, you’re sitting on his face, and right after you cum, he falls asleep.

— BAKUGŌ KATSUKI

when he’s sober, he’s mouthy and snarky, but when he’s drunk, he’s even worse. regardless of who can see him, or where he is, his lips are either on yours or all over your neck. sometimes he’ll realize where he is—around your shared friends—and he’ll whisk you away to somewhere more private.

“eww dude, we don’t wanna see all that,” denki exclaims, dramatically retching and gagging at the sight of katsuki covering your neck in needy kisses. his large hands grip the plush skin of your hips and then slowly slide upwards.

“shut the fuck up, ya damn extra!” katsuki snaps, groping at your tits before he finally grabs your hand and pulls you up from your seat on the couch.

your drink sloshes in your cup as you allow him to pull you along, and he whisks you away to denki and sero’s bathroom. before the door even closes, he’s on you, caging you against the sink. “katsuki!” you exclaim against his lips, voice caught between a gasp of surprise and a moan of excitement. the cup, half full of liquor, falls to the floor and spills, ice cubes sliding on the tile.

“all mine,” he grunts, his big hands squeezing at your thighs, spreading them before he angles his knee between them. he’s kissing you so hard you feel your head spinning, your pussy throbbing with need. katsuki hooks his fingers into the waistband of your shorts and underwear, peels both away with an impatient grumble.

“fuck me hard,” you beg, dripping.

“when don’t i?” he rumbles into your neck, slipping off his pants and boxers. katsuki’s needy cock presses against your thigh, thickening even more when you wrap your hand around it firmly.

“that’s right,” he groans, squirming, “push my cock inside you—ughhh.. good girl.”

— TODOROKI SHŌTO

sho gets super happy and horny after a few strong shots; he’s intertwining your fingers with his, very sneakily trying to pull your hands into his lap. if you’re in an area where it’s possible, he tugs you close and sits you on his lap; he’ll spoil the intimate touch with some grinding or groping.

“sho!” your face burns as he languidly drags you against his lap, clothed cunt rubbing over his hardened cock.

shōto’s fingers intertwine with yours, his palms warm and just a little sweaty. a hushed groan escapes his lips, and he looks from where you’re sitting on his lap to your face, scrunched with pleasure.

“sho, quit teasing me, i—” he shakes his head immediately.

“mm mm, just a little longer.. feels so good.”

he wants you to be begging for him, soaked all the way through your clothes. through a few layers of clothing, you can feel his thick cock, even feel the ridge of his tip.

“s-shōto, faster,” you whimper, and he obliges, moving your hips on him but also thrusting up against you. it feels like the room is spinning when his cock thickens and throbs, and his head is pounding when he buries his face in your shoulder, cumming in his pants with a “mmmh, shit, i’m sorry—”

but you don’t care, moving with a pace that’s desperate yet brutal for his sensitive cock. cum seeps through clothing as you moan, practically riding him — a spot of dampness appears on his pants, where his crotch is, and yet he doesn’t even notice, too focused on the way you’re moving.

he moans, sensitive, and you swallow it with your kiss swollen lips. “shōto,” you whimper, pussy squeezing as your slick starts to soak through your thin panties, “bend me over and fuck me after this, okay?”

— TAKAMI KEIGO

oh god, the second the alcohol starts to affect him, he’s grabbing you all over before he eventually takes your hand and leads you out to the car. he ignores the other people at the bar who start to question why he’s heading to the car, only focused on you.

“ah! keigo, fuck!” drool drips from your lips as you stare up at your boyfriend from between your knees. looking absolutely enthralled by you, he pushes your calves further against your chest.

his wings are entirely spread out, taking up most of the backseat and blocking the windows. he groans, whiny and deep, “y-your pussy feels so fucking good, oh— ‘m gonna fill you up, need to so bad..”

tears fall from your eyes as you nod vigorously, clawing at his forearms in your eagerness. “inside me, wan’ it inside, kei!”

creampies always felt so much better when the two of you were drunk — he would always unleash this inner breeding kink of his, rambling on and on about filling you up until your belly was eventually swollen.

“y-yeah?” he asks, pushing deep as he unloads his cum inside you. “o-oh, fuck.. take it, baby, take it!”

keigo looks downwards, noticing the creamy ring around the base of his cock and the flexing of your cunt. the look of sheer bliss on his face has your eyes rolling back, legs shaking.

“oh, dove, you’re so pretty when you’re full of my cum.”

[cowardlykrow]

Stop light shenanigans

Extra:

[kelddaa]

mornings in the desert

[back2beesness]

I know this is mostly a joke but I do love this as a character moment for Neil. Like, there’s the potential that he sees “fighting for him” as an extension of their deal, which he broke off. He’s no longer “one of Andrew’s” in that same sense (although he totally is), so Andrew won’t be fighting for him.

But there’s a more interesting potential reading which I believe makes more sense where Neil thinks he understands Andrew. He thinks he gets how in spite of their differences Andrew is fighting tooth and nail for Aaron, how they’re connected not just by blood but by effort and struggle. He saw Andrew reach immediately for Aaron after he was assaulted, he knows how seriously Andrew takes caring for Aaron, in his own way. So Neil thinks he gets it. It’s not self deprecation, Neil just believes full heartedly that Andrew cares a great deal more about Aaron than anyone else knows, in a way that Aaron doesn’t fully comprehend, because Neil can read him. He gets Andrew more than anyone else on the team, except maybe Renee.

The irony is, of course, that Neil has the same unawareness as Aaron about the depth of Andrew’s dedication to him. He’s underestimated his own place in all of this, and he’s so sure he’s right because he knows Andrew. And that’s why the reveal shocks him so much, because he misjudged Andrew in a way that he really hasn’t before, about the one thing Neil is oblivious to: how much other people care for him.

this was actually neils stupidest moment in the entire series and i stand by that. LIKE HOW AFTER EVERYTHING DID HE SAY NO SO CONFIDENTLY??? LIKE NEIL WERE U NOT IN THAT HOTEL ROOM??? DO YOU NOT RECALL REPEATEDLY GETTING TOLD TO STAY??? DO YOU NOT HAVE ALL ANDREWS KEYS ON YOUR KEYRING?? WHAT DO U MEAN NO??? LIKE BE FUCKING FR