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de-noodle · 26 days ago

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Off topic but this funk ahh Child needs to be tossed

#discussion #he needs to be stopped #real shit #I’m shitting chairs #pim pimling #public execution now #he has my family hostage #He looks like one of those sticky kids that eats glue all day #This mf probably DiD eat concrete #MAMANAMAMAMANAMMA #smiling friends pim #smiling friends

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sadevergreen · 2 years ago

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a very productive meeting i’m sure

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simcardiac-arrested · 4 months ago

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wait, that elias?

#huge shoutout to @sepezzz elias design this is very much inspired by it. go look at it #im so serious if i never draw another person manspreading in a fucking office chair it’ll be TOO SOON #anyways.#the juxtaposition truly is crazy hahaaha right people change in the weirdest of ways #i like thinking about how they both present themselves. elias understands he works at Important Academic Research Facility so he still #sooort of tries to look somewhat official. but well he also gets away with what he can #he has that vibe of Yeah i work here and im kind of important but i’m chill. i know how to chill #meanwhile that other freak is just like i am going to make this body look presentable or so help me god.#he’s the Head of the Institute he can no longer have whimsy okay. and listen it’s not because i think jonah is that boring and would #dislike piercings and funny socks or whatever. i think he’d like those. but see he needs to make this believable that elias truly has #changed okay. and also like i said he is the Head of the Institute he needs to look Super Normal And Unremarkable #anyways i think it’s funny how elias’ whole thing is that he tries to distance himself from his family image and tries really hard to Not #end up like a rich asshole. and then. well.#(looks around) So i think about this man a normal amount.#i could write like 20 thinkpieces on both of them but instead they’re gonna make me do college essays about like language and shit.#myart #the magnus archives #tma #elias bouchard #oh my god it is actually un fucking believable how much i think about him every day #if this becomes a daily elias blog yall will just have to deal

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cupcakeinat0r · 11 months ago

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Currently thinkin abt how I swear I could give Miguel attitude, but I need to be so fr, if I were to actually argue w him………………… ya, I’m losing.

Like, okay, whatever u say, gorjus 🫡

“Nuh uh.”

“Fym ‘nuh uh’?”

“Ooo actually, nvm, let me sit back down.”

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idontmindifuforgetme · 10 days ago

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My organic chemistry PI tried to persuade me to pursue a PhD in chemistry instead of an MD by telling me that men are extremely oversaturated in the field and that being a girl would make me stand out #feminism #womeninmenfields

#Ok great now have the department chair push me the same way they do for male students #He does have a point and chemistry does keep half my heart arrested #But I think after I get pubs I’ll probably hang up my hat #Or try to focus more on clinical research #But like imagine if I did commit to a chemistry PhD and broke some insane grounds and beat every single male classmate I know #Why can’t I do all this shit at once I’m truly dying

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seventh-district · 20 days ago

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LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO

#yuurivoice #yuurivoice seth #seth yuurivoice #rp audio stuff #god bless what a glorious day #i am Winning with the selection of audios that my fav creators have been dropping lately what is going on #was gearing up to make a vent post but nvm misery postponed this takes precedence #had such an intense reaction to scrolling across this on my YT feed ohhh my god /pos #like. suddenly sprung to life. bouncing in my chair. leg pulled up in the air slapping my knee. shaking my phone around in the other hand.#embarrassing behavior but it’s fine no one saw me. and no one knows except everyone on Tumblr now #which i only make note of bc of how rarely anything makes me react so strongly like that. happy stimming? i think???#anyways i’m like the twentieth person to say this but that timing?? impeccable #my period just snuck up on me today so this audio will go live around the time i’ll need it most #southern comfort? heating pad and back rubs?? period comfort from my fav YV boy??? i am. So happy. i’ve wanted this for YEARS. YEARS I SAY #thank u yuuri for the early christmas gift i literally could not ask for more #sorry the alt text is prabably bad but i’m feeling like shit rn and awake past my bedtime and need to get this post made ASAP #*probably smh ok bedtime 4 me gn world

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renardsruses · 2 years ago

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Dad bod woowoo hours

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linka-from-captain-planet · 2 months ago

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Neve is so high key obsessed with Rana Savas. Rook literally cannot have a conversation in Docktown without Neve bringing her up

#average veilguard experience is watching Neve interact with every woman from the cuck chair #I can’t believe I don’t even have to make this shit up #my instinct is to peg Rana as the yearner bc… look at Neve #but I’m frankly obsessed with the opposite being true #neve gallus #rana savas #neve x rana #dragon age #veiguard spoilers

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cozycryptidcorner · 10 months ago

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One week without unrestricted access to tiktok or any video scrolling app and I can literally feel my brain synapses realigning themselves caveman focus style

#I’m about to write so much shit by hand it’s not even funny #literally my first furniture purchase was a desk and a chair #not a kitchen table or couch #I said give me a desk and a chair bitch let’s GO

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jensonsbuttons · 2 months ago

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got a friendship bracelet in the hotel lobby this morning so austin 2k24 is off to a great start

#other than me forgetting my wallet and starting my period and looking for chairs everywhere in this god forsaken city and and and #it’s okay y’all!!! things are looking up until things go horribly wrong from a race perspective this weekend #I don’t know that they will but I’m just gonna accept it now so I don’t get sad later when shit does hit the fan.#anyway. will be taking a stroll (not lance) around the circuit today so if anyone is feeling friendly lmk and we’ll meet up!#i’m rambling again aren’t i?

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francesderwent · 11 months ago

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another highlight of the night, Billy Joel saying “why didn’t I write more music? I didn’t want to. I always suffered from songwriting” iconic of him tbh!!!

#he was like ‘yeah I’m good at this but its’s heart wrenching and I don’t wanna’ and took a THIRTY YEAR BREAK #king shit #also contrasted so fascinatingly with Taylor saying she’s happiest when she really nails a song!#she’s the chair of the tortured poets department but she LOVES the work!!!!!!!

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stizzysupremacy · 1 year ago

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#like okay I refuse to shit on anyone’s queer rep parade #and apparently so does everyone else who agrees with me #because I see so many posts about the alleged healthiness of Stede and Ed’s relarionship #and I know I am not crazy. nor am I alone in thinking ‘what healthy relationship???’#in the finale they are At Best taking their first solid steps towards a healthy relationship #but they haven’t achieved that shit yet. they are actually still the men who didn’t talk to each other. who ran away from each other.#you want to hope for the best. but it throws me off when ppl act like what we got was the best #posts like ‘oh even when he is furious enough to smash a chair into a wall he still wouldn’t hurt stede’#the scene that reveals that Atede didn’t explain anything and Ed didn’t allow himself the closure of hearing explanations really should be #NOT considered evidence of healthy relationship #okay I’m done I just get sick of seeing that gifset with its reblogs saying that and #’oh they did so well balancing the inherent violence of pirates against healthy relationships’#girl WHAT healthy relationship?? there’s not a single damn person at that dinner table that knows what a healthy relationship is!#(wait. forgot about Buttons)#(I want to ship these two losers but I want to ship it for the cringefail ongoing train wreck it is #not the perfect queer happily-ever-after-SOMEHOW fairy tale that I don’t think canon supports)

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andallthatmerrymishigas · 4 months ago

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I thought it was gonna be a miracle if I did better than a 65 on my final. I needed a 64 to be able to pass the class. I was fucking terrified I would be stuck doing an extra semester for my degree if I didn’t pass this class.

Grade finally posted today. A-

My jaw legit dropped. I don’t know how this happened. I am in shock.

But now I’m gonna prep my library to be painted and drink a 2013 red wine and celebrate.

#being a full time lawyer #and board chair of a nonprofit theater company #and taking graduate level tax classes #is really fucking hard #I had my first trial in July and paid very little attention to this class #my final was beyond hard #because I didn’t learn jack shit in this class #but I didn’t fail #and I’m still amazed #let’s get drunk

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corpsepng · 1 year ago

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#finally decorating and settling into my bedroom after….20 years. TWENTY YEARS. it’s healing my inner child.#something something never thought I’d live long enough to that comfort never mattered #anyway I’m happy I feel happy #ok to reblog. in fact ENCOURAGED bc I worked hard on this shit haha #the chair is made of denim it is the Jair

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speckeltail · 2 years ago

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enraptured by @the-modern-typewriter’s sidekick diaries. big fan of a sixteen year old going through the worst three weeks of their life and still having to go to class on monday

#Supervillain said I’m not going to kill a kid I’m going to do something much worse: tell them the truth #and it was worse! it was worse.#speck draws #my art #I like to think that the sidekick diaries kid is friends with zee from birthday gift and neither of them know shit #I think that every time that poor kid sits in that office swivel chair they hear something TERRIBLE

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justacasualidiot · 6 months ago

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so i was gonna be skipping jades banner unless sampo was on it (bc he is the SINGLE four star i don’t have and i want him for my nihility team so bad)… anyway, i saw jades trailer.

LETS HOPE I GET HER EARLY!!!!!!!!

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