#I’m not being forced to fuck my family 🤨🤨🤨
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Sometimes i gotta backtrack with things I say
#what if I make the most problematic take without realizing and THAT post gets traction#now I’m getting harassed#like that incest dude#y’all think he still want incest to be enforced everywhere forcing everyone bc it’s not looking good for him#look8ng around#I’m not being forced to fuck my family 🤨🤨🤨
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die for you , part 2
“ no point in turning off the lights ”
series m. list previous chapter
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yourusername
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yourusername i flew all the way to virginia to try pairs skating with him.. then we got forced into a mock comp. NEVER AGAIN.
(photo evidence of him death glaring me when i asked him to carry my luggage 5 feet into the house)
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ilia_quadg0d_malinin YOU KEPT FALLING OFF MY SHOULDERS
→ yourusername YOU COULDN’T EVEN BALANCE WHEN WE WERE HOLDING HANDS
→ ilia_quadg0d_malinin BECAUSE YOUR HANDS WERE SO SLIPPERY
→ yourusername FYM MY HANDS WERE LITERALLY NUMB.
username26 first post in so long that trev HASN’T liked 😭😭
wyattjohnston_ LMFAO DID HE DROP YOU ON YOUR FACE AGAIN
→ yourusername no 🤬
→ ilia_quadg0d_malinin AGAIN?? last time i didn’t drop her on her face it was just her head 😔
_alexturcotte it’s the next vasilisa and valeriy in the making
→ yourusername how the hell do you know who they are????
→ _alexturcotte i’ve been doing my research 😈
→ yourusername then maybe you’ll be a better skating partner because CLEARLY it isn’t ilia
→ ilia_quadg0d_malinin BRO IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOU WERE ALWAYS TRIPPING
→ yourusername HELLO??? YOU LITERALLY TANGLED YOUR SKATES IN MY BLADES
→ ilia_quadg0d_malinin SAYS THE ONE WHO CRACKED HER SKULL OPEN TRIPPING OVER HER LACES AS A KID
→ yourusername THAT’S A FAMILY LIE I SWEAR
→ ilia_quadg0d_malinin THEN WHY DO THEY ALL CALL YOU LACEY FUCKING DUMBASS
→ yourusername they like to bring up my past trauma… 😔
jackhughes someone’s a little jealous
→ username84 😟
→ username55 TREVOR?
→ username23 IS THAT WHY HE DIDN’T LIKE THE POST
→ username93 mhmm and who are we talking about here let’s be REALLLL specific 🤨
username44 all trevor’s friends are dropping the fattest hints rn
username92 AWWW yall are so cute
→ yourusername no not cute i think he’s trying to murder me
matt9duchene you better come back home before we play the ducks
→ yourusername I WILL I WILL don’t worry 😔
→ hhinee i know you wouldn’t want to miss that oppurtunity
→ yourusername i won’t miss it i swear
mush__27 don’t put the poor kid to labor
→ yourusername ur right.. if he couldn’t lift my luggage how could i expect him to lift me up on the ice
→ ilia_quadg0d_malinin stop calling me weak 💔
miroheiskanen hold on is he the guy you’re talking about?
→ yourusername WHAT NO i would never date his ass
→ ilia_quadg0d_malinin when did this turn into you bullying me
username3 i’m sensing a glitch in the matrix why hasn’t trevor liked the post
→ username76 he’s too busy being jealous of ilia 💀
username34 ilia looks so done
username20 we need you to perform the routine RN
jasonrob19 your mom was looking at my phone and now she’s asking if you got severely hurt
→ yourusername yes i got really really severely hurt and i need motherly assistance rn
jamiebenn14 this isn’t the boyfriend?
→ yourusername NO HE’S NOT 😭😭
→ wyattjohnston_ it’s the other ice sport
→ tseguin92 speed skating??
→ logan.stankoven no the OTHER other ice sport
→ jpav8 ice soccer?
→ t.harley48 the other OTHER other ice sport
→ matt9duchene ohhhh curling?
→ yourusername oh my god…
colecaufield blink twice if you’re being held hostage
→ ilia_quadg0d_malinin BLINK BLINK
→ yourusername he’s just trying to get attention
→ ilia_quadg0d_malinin ????
username47 tell me you’re considering doing pairs again 🙏🙏
→ yourusername idk about that one… (please god no)
nickrobertson01 remember when you fell on top of me and almost cracked my head open when we were kids
→ yourusername remember when i said i have 10x more blackmail on you than you do on me 😍
→ jasonrob19 actually i’m the one with all the blackmail
→ yourusername shhh you know nothing
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trevorzegras 🦆🦆
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jackhughes numero 11 stays on top 😮💨
→ colecaufield 22 is arguably better
→ _alexturcotte u just doubled the number bro
→ colecaufield bc i’m doubly better???
→ trevorzegras uhhh is that even a word
username31 is trevor in his aesthetic era???
username97 i love the ducks but their jersey is such a jumpscare
yourusername let’s go fucks
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→ yourusername oh my god i meant ducks
→ yourusername there goes my reputation
→ colecaufield i love the anaheim fucks 🔥
→ ilia_quadg0d_malinin i wasn’t gonna comment on the post but.. how’d you manage to screw up this badly
→ _alexturcotte tell me you’re stupid without telling me you’re stupid
→ yourusername WHY ARE F AND D RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER
→ trevorzegras LMFAO that’s cute
username25 bro really thought he could sneak in that lipstick stain pic
→ username72 more evidence that him and lacey r dating fr
mush__27 excited to play you next week!
→ trevorzegras thanks man
username2 oh lord the stars are commenting now
colecaufield when you come to montreal we’re gonna have a nice long chat in a dark closet where there’s nowhere to hide
→ trevorzegras oh
→ trevorzegras again?
→ colecaufield “again”????
→ _alexturcotte oh it’s okay i already did that 🤗
wyattjohnston_ 🦆
→ trevorzegras ⭐️
_quinnhughes i hope you know i’m praying on your downfall
→ trevorzegras i’ll be forever grateful. 😐
username67 they gotta be fucking on the dl
username21 tell me she’s not getting railed after every game like hello?? insta interactions don’t lie ❌
→ username50 that’s so specific.. 😰
jamie.drysdale we will we will quack you ‼️
→ trevorzegras ducks wannabe 🙄🙄
→ jamie.drysdale okay i see how it is..
lhughes_06 $200 is on the line dude
→ trevorzegras you’re the ones placing bets it’s not my fault if you lose all your money 🤷♂️
→ jackhughes $250 now cuz u mentioned it to him 🙄
→ _quinnhughes i’m gonna be SO unbelievably rich
anaheimducks and when did you go on a cruise?
→ trevorzegras 🤫
→ anaheimducks 🧏♂️
→ masonmctavish23 please for the love of god stop mewing it’s not funny
tseguin92 i got my eye on you kid
notes ) ew ew ew i don’t like it but it is what it is
tags: @dancerbailey3 @lexihowardsgf @bunbunbl0gs
#trevor zegras#trevor zegras x reader#trevor zegras x y/n#trevor zegras fanfic#trevor zegras fic#luke hughes#quinn hughes#jack hughes#cole caufield#alex turcotte#jamie benn#joe pavelski#tyler seguin#mason marchment#jason robertson#nick robertson#wyatt johnston#logan stankoven#matt duchene#jake oettinger#roope hintz#thomas harley#miro heiskanen
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RC ~ When It Hurts P2
rafe cameron x fem reader
blurb: you and rafe are together. and lately he's been acting differently so you confront him. but what happens when you find out he's been lying to you?
warnings: angst, cheating, cursing, physical hitting, SMUTTTT MDNIII 18+ (ill tell your parents 🫵🏽🤨), dark rafe, kidnapping???
word count: 1.6k
a/n: mb about the late posting I meant to post this like a week ago but i got busy and im still mourning. enjoy :)
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Song Inspo: Hurts So Good by Astrid S
He pulled your face closer to his and captured your lips in a cultivating kiss. It started off slowly and passionately, filled with love and raw emotions. You moaned against Rafe’s lips. With his hand on your jaw, he squeezes your cheeks to force your lips apart and sticks his tongue in your mouth. He uses his other hand to push your shoulder flat down against the bed so he can get on top of you. With that same hand he props himself up and moves his hand from your face to underneath your shirt. With no bra in the way he easily gropes your boob. He moans against your mouth and grinds into you.
“Rafe pleasee, I need you.” He pulls down your shorts along with your underwear.
“I can’t wait any longer. I need to be inside of you. Feel how warm and tight you are.” He babbled against your lips. His mind turning into mush from you turning him on.
You grab his shorts and underwear pulling them down just enough to grab and stroke his length. He grinds against your soft hand and kisses your neck. Your hands make their way to his back while he guides his tip inside of you.
“Fuccckkk” he moans in your ear as he pushes his full length inside of you stretching you completely.
“Rafe, oh my go-“ His hard quick thrust made you moan loudly.
“Baby you feel so fucking good. Best pussy ever.”
He grabs your leg and hooks it over his arm allowing him to slide even deeper inside of you. Both of your moans reach a new octave from the new found pleasure.
“Right there, right fucking there Rafe.”
Listening to you, he slides right in that spot drawing you super close to your climax. You have always loved when Rafe gets like this during sex. Something about him being so horny and turned on that he starts babbling, whining, or thrusting into you erratically, always pushes you over the edge.
“You’re squeezing me. I’m not gonna last, I’m not-“
Rafe starts thrusting inside of you at a faster sloppier pace. Your back arches and your legs shake as your climax hits you. Rafe moans loudly as his hips stutter against you. His cum spreads within you, painting your walls white. Rafe gets up and grabs a rag from the bathroom inside of y’all shared room. He wipes in between your legs and afterwards does the same thing to himself. He throws the rag in a nearby bin and gets into the bed with you.
“I love you and I’ll always love you.” He grabs your face and kisses you.
“I love you too baby, and I trust you.”
“Let’s get some sleep so I can make it up to you all day tomorrow.” You smile as you kiss his lips once last time.
You roll on your side and Rafe cuddles you from behind spooning you. You close your eyes as sleepiness comes over you. Smiling at how content you feel, knowing that your boyfriend will never cheat on you.
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4 Hours Later…
Your eyes open at this incessant buzzing.
Buzz Buzz
Looking at the clock on your nightstand it’s almost 4am. You turn over to Rafe’s side of the bed to see he is no longer cuddling you and is facing his nightstand.
“Rafey” you whisper thinking he may be awake. You peek over at him and see that he is fast asleep, but his phone is lightening up and buzzing.
Buzz Buzz Buzz
You think to yourself ‘it might be important with his family or something’ with the way his phone is going off. So you lean over Rafe grabbing his phone without trying not to wake him up.
Sophia: “Rafe are you coming over or what????” “I'm not gonna stay waiting for you forever” “Come on I need you like real real bad and I know you need me too 😩🤭” *sends a past video of them fucking* “We had such fun times together. Remember yesterday we fucked ALLL day long and it was so much fun”
He told you he was backed up in meetings all day yesterday.
“Seriously Rafe don’t you want all this. Cuz I know you did yesterday.” “Rafeeeeeeeeyyyyyy come on” “I'm so much better than her, I don’t understand why you spend so much time with your loser of a girlfriend” “UGHHH you fell asleep didn’t you ☹️🥺” “Fine call me in the morning babe 😚”
Not only did your heart drop into your ass but it also shattered. How could he do this to you?! You have been nothing but an amazing supportive girlfriend and he has the nerve to cheat on you. Tears start to roll down your face from the hurt. But then it hits you. HE LIED TO YOU. Those tears turned into anger real quick. You turn the light on, grab your pillow from behind you and hit Rafe with all your might. Over and over and over again you beat the man who you thought loved you.
Rafe jumps up, snatching the pillow out of your hands. “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”
“YOU! YOU ARE WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME. HOW COULD YOU?!” You both get up standing on both sides of the bed.
“HOW COULD I WHAT? DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? I DON’T WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT I’M TIRED!”
“YEAH I BET YOU ARE FROM ALL THE SECRETS YOUR HIDING. YOU LYING CHEATING PIECE OF SHIT.” You hold his phone up to his eye view with the messages his mistress sent him. He stares at you with wide eyes.
“You went through my phone? What kind of girlfriend does that?”
“OH NO DON’T YOU DARE TRY TO TURN THIS AROUND ON ME. YOUR PHONE WAS GOING OFF AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMERGENCY SO I PICKED IT UP.”
Rafe starts biting his nails, a habit you’ve been trying to break him out of since you guys first started dating. Oh but now you couldn’t give two shits. He could bite his nails until he hits bone for all you care.
“IT WAS YOUR LITTLE SLUT BEGGING YOU TO COME OVER AND FUCK HER LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.”
You throw his phone at him and speed walk into your closet. You pull out a small suitcase and start throwing some of your essentials in it. Rafe is still standing at the foot of the bed biting his nails, waiting for your next move. You come back to the room and throw the suitcase on the bed.
“Wha- What are you doing?” You continue packing your things not looking at him.
“What does it look like I’m doing, I’m leaving.”
“What do you mean you’re leaving? You can’t leave. You can’t leave me.” He circles the bed towards you as you pack the last of your things. He begins to panic thinking you’re serious.
“I am leaving Rafe. You cheated on me and lied to me multiple times.” You zip the suitcase up and walk out of the room, going down the stairs, making your way to the front door.
“Wait, you can’t leave. I’m sorry. I’m sorry baby.”
He rushes in front of you blocking you from reaching the door at the bottom of the staircase. He grabs your shoulders to keep you in front of him.
“I fucked up okay cause I’m a fuck up. I’m sorry you’re the one good thing in my life and I need you. I promise I will never hurt you again I’m so fucking stupid.”
He takes a deep breath to stop himself from rambling over his sobs.
“Just please, please don’t leave me. I’m sorry.” His eyes red and hands shaking from the crying and fear of losing you.
Looking down at the floor, you push his hands off of your shoulders.
“Look Rafe, I can't be with you. You cheated on me and you broke my heart. Even if I were to forgive you, I can never trust you again. And honestly I thought you loved me.” You say finally looking up at him through your wet lashes.
“I do! I promise I do.” The tears streaming nonstop on both of your faces.
When it hurts but it hurts so good Do you take it? Do you break it off?
“If you did, then you wouldn’t have betrayed me. I can’t do this with you anymore. I’m done, we’re done.”
Rafe could’ve sworn he felt his heart stop. You really weren’t playing around. He realized he really fucked up and there’s no coming back from this. You move towards the door and place your hand on the knob starting to twist it when you hear Rafe speak.
“I’m sorry-”
“Me too.” You slowly open the front door.
When it hurts but it hurts so good Can you say it? Can you say it?
“but I can’t let you go.”
Before you had a chance to react you felt one strong callous hand wrap around your mouth while the other wrapped around your body. You dropped your bag screaming and kicking as Rafe lifted you up. You hoped someone would hear you but your kicking closed the door shut. Rafe's hand starts to press harder and harder on your mouth putting pressure on your throat.
“Shhh go to sleep. I promise when you wake up I will fix everything.”
Your eyes began to feel heavy as well as your body. Rafe always told you that he would never hurt you but he was terrified of losing you.
Fear and love can turn the sweetest person into a monster.
Your love is like (hey, na-na-na, na-na) It hurts so good
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hey y'all! so how did y'all like the fic? constructive criticism is always accepted!
do you guys want a part 3? if so lmk which direction it should go :)
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*shakes you* i just thought of something and you and @itoshi-s are going to suffer with me🤕(read devils night guys it’s so hot)
bad boy! rin being sent to clean up his act at a private university for the esteemed to make sure the itoshi family name is no longer being tarnished but his parents naive thoughts of sending their youngest son to a boarding school and hope he magically turns into an angel that’s fit for his arranged marriage with a nuisance who’s after his money is ridiculous. rin isn’t bound to a single rule and does what he pleases as he walks the halls of the posh boarding school, giving the founding headmaster’s valued portrait the finger.
here comes you, who thrives off of academic validation who’s not afraid to keep her sharp tongue to herself. the youngest son of itoshi is here? scoff. he’s nothing but a jerk decorated in unbuttoned blazers and popped up collars with his fathers name to hide behind his acts of clownery. you don’t miss a chance to say it to the taller male’s face, his eyes practically boring holes into your own as if to memorize your look of annoyance at him. rin likes challenges but he thinks he’s going to love this one. he’ll make sure by the end of the school year he’ll have you on your knees, bowing in forgiveness, he says that you with a glare to make babies cry. with his thoughts rushing on how to make you beg for mercy you unleash a harsh slap to his face. stunning everyone in the common room and ignoring the gasps of surprise. “you better clean up your act itoshi or else you’ll lose everything including your family name.” you dare slap an itoshi? you’ve got bigger balls than everyone at this school. rin thinks the adrenaline you gave him in a second is the best feeling he’s ever had in years.
from that day on rin decided to play the good boy. smiles and effortless straight A’s to please his professors and make things work out in his favor, but his enjoyment isn’t getting the staff to kiss his feet, it’s backing you into corners of the library so that no one would catch on to mr. changed attitude wanting to keep his quiet, nerd to himself. you let him. slowly, but surely you break down each others walls as he allows himself to be vulnerable with you and shares his burdens of being the youngest son, always being forced into being his older brother’s shadow. but for once. just once, he had something his brother doesn’t have. he has you. he makes you feel warm and he fiercely keeps you safe from the judging eyes of his father as he peers down at you. as if he was looking at a lowly commoner. “you throw away your fiancée for someone like this?” “i’d throw away the family name in honor for her.” he walks away with his head held high, ignoring the stoic stare of his older brother as he smirks at the eldest, smirk growing wider at his words. “you’ll never inherit the itoshi name.” “i won’t inherit it alone. my family will.”
he beat his brother in not being able to continue the family name. he makes sure he pounds the thought into you as he thrusts feverishly into you as the moon shines a white sheet of light on your bodies. he makes love to you greedily as he marks your skin in red and purple, the marks blooming onto your skin like flowers. he loves you, he loves that no one in the world can know him and love him like you do.
“i’m going to put a fucking ring on that finger in front of my brother,” he growls. “no matter how far or high they separate me from you, you are mine and we’re going to live in a big house with you warming our bed.” he puts his forehead against yours, “and you will give me an itoshi heir.”
kayla what the— wHAT THE FRICKITY FRACK FHUUUCCKKK. !&!@! WHAT THE SHEEEEEII WHAT THE HOLYY FUCJCING SHIITT ??@!!!?? you DARE drop this ATOMIC ASS FUCKING BOMB ON ME???? OUTTA NOWHERE?? ON MF RIN DAY?????? NAAUURRR bc miss ma’am i’m gonna have to ask you to start paying rent cuz like,,,, 🤨🔫🔫 DO YOU LIVE IN MY BRAIN??? how did you know that devil’s night has been on my tbr for 5everrrrrr but i just know if i get hooked on the smut i will abandon all my responsibilities idcidcidc
they way i had to LITERALLY. TAKE. BREAKS. reading this so i could reduce my unholy demon spawn screeching to a minimum (spoiler: it DID NOT WORK) thIS IS FOUL THIS IS ILLEGAL I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU SOBBING
and oooohhhhhh i’m such a slut for academic settings :(((( especially when rich entitled bastard boy with a shitty past meets driven and cunning number 1 girl and they CLASH and have BRUTAL BANTER and have THE FILTHIEST MAKE OUT SESSIONS AGAINST PRICELESS BOOKSHELVES im clawing my eyes out
rin showing up to the posh uni like it’s his own personal playground, pretending like he owns this place much like everything else in his life due to his family’s wealth and status only to get mfing owned in turn and SLAPPED IN THE FACE (LITERALLY!!!) BUT HE FEELS EUPHORIC INSTEAD OF AGGRAVATED OOOOHHHH SO HE JUST HAS TO HAVE YOU GOD BESTIE U KNOW HOW TO GET ME GOING </3333 and then he pretends to be a good little student so he can get close to you:( keep you all to himself sniffle so possessive:( but the ANGST BC OF SAE >:(((( but now he also has you to patch up the empty cold pieces inside of him ur his future fuck his family 🥺🥺🥺🫶🫶🫶🫶 he’ll create a new one with you anyway AAAAAAAHHHDJFNFN so fucking UnWeLL
#this got SO INSANELY LONG but this has me in a vice grip so many thoughts kayla ur like my grandma during xmas keeping me fed for days fr#THE WAY ID LET HIM DO ANYTHING TO ME PLS HOW MANY LIL ITOSHIS YOU WANT BABE HOW MUCH WOULD PISS OF UR SHITTY BROTHER??#five???? u got it hubby gimme that insanely expensive ring and fuck them right into me sir my legs are spread🥺#he would be so consumed and obsessed with you I KNOW IT HIS LIL CUNNING BADDIE SWEETHEART#kayla what have you done to me im depraved#itoshi rin x reader#itoshi rin smut#blue lock x reader#blue lock smut#—my dearest<3 (kayla)#—riv.favs!#rin loml <3
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my biggest issue with dtd is the fact that SUNA IS JUST SO FUCKING ANNOYING (not your writing, just him) like wdym you have an issue with your wife going on a trip with your mistresses husband? you think she’s gonna cheat? you think she’ll do exactly what you’re doing?
also he’s just so confusing. like you LOVEEEE your wife but you’re still fucking that idiom chick or whatever. men are so dense, it’s like he takes yn’s actions at face value and can’t see her inner turmoil where she is very much still in love with him. he plays into the cocky “i can’t let you go” role but he’s so blinded by his jealousy over her friendly nature with his brothers, that he can’t see that - even though she’s trying to make friends - she’s trying to forget about the pain suna’s causing her.
i will say though, i think him being forced to stay away from his brothers during his younger years played a huge role in why he is the way he is. i don’t wanna say he was raised spoiled, but i feel like to an extent the queen maybe kept affirming him “everything in this kingdom is yours” or gave him gifts to make up for the fact that he has no social skills with family, and that’s led to this situation where as an adult he still believes he can get everything he wants.
ORRRR, my final theory. (i’m so sorry my brain is fried i can’t remember iris’ mother’s name.) i think her name was kate? but i genuinely feel like she’s the ultimate puppet master. she’s playing suna, she’s playing iris, she’s playing the whole kingdom. it’s a game of chess and she’s so close to checkmate. i don’t know what her ultimate goal would be, im assuming it’s that whole “if /I/ can’t become queen, then you must do it in my place.” like those mum’s who live vicariously through their child star kids… if it turns out iris’ mum was the issue the whole time then i MAY feel a little bad for iridium, but i still don’t like her.
one final thing, IM SO WEAK OH MY GOD, i get why yn isn’t over şuna im not even joking, i hate him but id be on my hands and knees begging for him to just help fix our marriage. unless…. he’s being blackmailed to be iris’ affair partner…. 👀
wait — i’m cooking… WHAT IF HES BEING BLACKMAILED AND HIS BROTHERS ARE THE ONES IN DANGER?? like he never got to grow with them, but maybe he feels if he saves them from this he will be part of the silly drawings?? and the blackmail theory might work, i have a feeling if he’s gonna be betrayed by a brother, it’s going to be through sensitive information being given to iris’ mother so that it can be used against him and the royal family? idk i lost my theory half way through LOL
-shhh anon
you’re so real for that, suna is one big (misunderstood, but still!) asshole here 😭 also i get you, canon sunarin is PERFECT and is a total baby, he would never <3 HELP NOT THE IDIOM CHICK I’M CACKLING SPSPS
also also yes! you’re right! jealousy blinds him sm that he can’t realize that the princess is friendly and she gets along well with everyone - even with the stoic ushijima and tooru (who shamelessly says he doesn’t like anyone) she’s overall a very likeable person, but bcos rin is insecure n jealous, he assumes she’s immediately replacing him OR that his brothers are out to woo her. i mean, some of them would, but you catch my drift. it’s really just hypocritical of him that he wanted someone his family would like, and when they do like her, he’s like 🤨⁉️ and your theories ooh, very interesting 👀 i can’t confirm nor deny the effects of suna’s upbringing to him but we will have suna’s childhood + backstory in ch11!
iridium, i’m gone lmfao 😭 i’m like part laughing out loud and part nodding at everything you say. kate is, well... she’s a mystery pretty much to everyone, and so is iris. i kinda wrote it that way because i wanted iris’ role in the series to slowly unveil itself. ALSO NO I GET YOU i see sunarin fanarts and i CRUMBLE. lowkey i hate the way i wrote him to be an antagonist in his own story because it’s so hard to like him but also i like the canon sunarin sm so it’s hard 😭 i’m so torn between wanting to stick to his dtd characterization and just making him an irresistible guy :( but maybe i could do both? let’s see. BUT IK HE’S JUST SO QBSKWKW i do have to give him a winning card though, so suna will have more scenes in the future where we might just hope he’d be the endgame. and that final theory hello ?! again, i can’t say much BUTTTT i can say for sure, suna does actually want to be part of the drawings </3 he wishes he had his own section in omi’s library too :(
anyways thank you sm for taking the time to share with me your thoughts, i really appreciate it 🥺💫 and i’d love to hear more of your theories bcos dare i say... you’re close to cracking the code on some of them 👀
#asks with naoya's trophy wife#series: dusk till dawn#long ask#shhh anon#also anon we have the same type of humor so reading this was really entertaining for me xoxo
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reveal the tma au
Alrighty. This is deeply unserious just something fun for the kids (me)
It would be set c. 1820s, with Daniil and Artemy as medical students at the same questionable academy. I like the idea of Daniil and Artemy getting up to nefarious grave-robbing and so forth for Daniil’s various attempts at Victor Frankensteining It and One Fateful Night TM Artemy and Daniil end up exhuming a corpse that has some manifestation of the flesh, to a degree it almost seems alive, so Daniil is like “UM pack that up Artemy we gotta sneak into the anatomy theatre and take a little looksie at that.” Said person is very much dead and Daniil ends up disappointed with a “that was weird. that’s suspicious” attitude and carries on, graduates, etc. Daniil then goes to the Capital to try and open up his little laboratory and gets involved in some questionable scientific circles to you know. Try and get investors and so forth. So there he meets Victor and Nina; the Kains run a Magnus-like paranormal research institute, with Simon as the head but Victor as really the acting head since Simon is always up to weird shit and Georgiy is in the background as his alchemist’s apprentice and all that; I also imagine him being a Jurgen Leitner Type tbh. OBVIOUSLY the Kain brothers + Maria are avatars of Beholding, but Nina is one of the Web (tee hee Beholding/Web couple makes me want to pass out ((affectionate))) and Kaspar is Slaughter-aligned but not quite there given his whole soldier/fuck my family deal.
So anyway Victor Knows immediately that Daniil has had an encounter with the Flesh which is oh so very interesting to him because I’m using the TMA canon that the Flesh was nascent as a fear in Jonah/Smirke’s time. Nina also in her Web wisdom is immediately like “yes he has potential for our nefarious deeds” so Victor convinces him (and maybe Artemy as well) to give a statement to the Institute, and Daniil would probably mock him for it but Victor would hit him with that “ummm how is this that much different than what you’re doing? 🤨 aren’t you literally also mocked for trying to find the scientific in the improbable 🤨” and Daniil is like. “Hmm. Maybe he’s right I am weirdly into this place. Anyway” and that’s that on that. Also I think Daniil would be very Curious when he eventually hears about the Fears and the potential for there to be unseen forces beneath reality, which he is more inclined to believe given the Flesh situation with Artemy. I perchance imagine him seeing them as an answer to his Destroy Death Adventure and he continues cozying up to the Kains and meets the Stamatins, who are the Smirke fill-ins who helped build the Institute and are currently constructing the panopticon + tunnels under the Institute (which the Rat Prophet 100% infests); and they are also trying to balance the Fears through architecture while perhaps likewise designing something that would work for a Focus. Except they are soooo into it and not at all cringe like Smirke. I also didn’t think of a precise ritual but it would not be the thing that Jonah did, just utilize a panopticon.
Anyway Daniil ends up opening Thanatica, doing his groundbreaking research, but THEN calamity ! The lab gets shut down for the same reasons as in canon and then in disgrace Daniil is scooped up by the Kains to be their archivist because. They reason “hey man you want to stay hidden and away from the public eye just do the filing for us until you get back on your feet” and Daniil agrees to much delight all around for the Kains that Daniil joined their fucked up fear factory. As for the archival team…. probably Yulia (Web, but too ‘we’re doomed’pilled to do anything about it), Maria, and Eva (End, given that Victor quote about her and the generally everything of her behavior in canon). Side note I just think it would be funny for Maria and Yulia to constantly be saying cryptic prophetic shit and Daniil just live laugh losing his marbles every second of every day. Eva/Yulia can be our touching office romance.
Clara I imagine would be an avatar of the Stranger with her twin as an avatar of the Corruption who wreak havoc on the institute to try and stymie their efforts, because I imagine Katerina would be in the know. Not sure which fear I would put her with, though. Either way, Clara would just end up giving Daniil both those marks.
Nothing else in-between really planned, but big fan of some ridiculousness wherein Nina is secretly in love with Victoria as a catastrophic Web Duet who are going to bring down the institute because hey. How could I resist, seriously. Mother of Puppets ???? Please. So perhaps when the Kains are finally going to go through with their Beholding ritual Nina stabs out her eyes to leave the Institute and she and Victoria win in the end you know how it is.
Sorry it is such a mess just something I think about amusedly from time to time
#how did Victor not know waht Nina was up to well the Web always wins#partly inspired by the 90k Jonah Magnus fic I wrote a year ago#I was so obsessed with that cringefail diabolical man oh my GOD#ask
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Chapter 11
You peek through the spy first. You aren’t that reckless. wattpad canon yn gotta learn from her
WHO IS IT?? no jimin pls old man?? is he evil and young like the queen in snow white
damn the familiar, letter and invitation everything just hits soo magical haha very old fashioned in a fairy tale way gregor pointing at himself is uwu pls im crying over a cute grandpa
“Ah, no don’t bow" ... “Of course Miss” .... bows again, same energy as dont apologize its ok, im sorry ..... oh sorry again
baby the old man is probably younger than him ACTUALLY NO ITS HIS DAD'S BESTIE family friends you know ahah haah ha 😃
Lace up boots with a petit heel and toe cap.OMG ITS SOO HOT MOMMY SHOES SHUTU P IM BARKING ALREADY ASAAAHAAJS
It looks handmade, all of it, DID HE DO THAT ?? “It feels wonderful on bare skin. You should try it out some time.” STOP I HAVE A LIFE Golden and the diamonds and pearls are clearly real. HOW RICH IS HE WTF
“Nope, I’m out”, you say and close the box quickly, “this is too much.” mood
OMG OUR BABIES FINALLY YAY HI KOOKLES
how did he not see/smell us???
“It’s pretty”, Jungkook whispers, fumbling with his thumbs. OMG HE SPOKE DIRECTLY TO US AND DIDNT RUN AWAY im selling my non-existent properties to him HOBI STOP TEASING THE BABY
“Two hundred bucks?” me if i win it: WE ARE RICH NOW WOOHOO
dont tell me hes gonna wear his old uniform haha “His grandfather served in the war. It’s his way of honouring him. Right Jungkookie?” right 😃😃💀💀 I bet your grandpa would be so happy to see you Jungkook” 😭😭 im dead pls
OMG TAE SEND US A WINK *FAINTS nooo we just got 2seokook for a second talk to them pls
what’s with this seductive intonation of ‘pleasure’ as if that means something to you?ofc she wont remember it ugh joon fuck you
poor yoongles being ignored tae: 😍 yoongi: -_- jimin: 😒 namjoon: 😏
FUCK OFF JAMAL boi wdym u can make it ur convo?? 👀😃🤨
ofc father louis williams suga adams junior the third wont like to dress up for the ball
It seems like everyone hated each other secretly and as if smiling was forbidden. reminds me of tae saying friendship as a force of habit
hmm joon likes it U AINT FORGIVEN tho 😒🙄I TAKE THAT BACK
“Inspiring?” you make sure, laughing nervously, “you mean evil, don’t you?" SIR??
very evil vibes, no more daddy vibes marty im scared pick me up
“what’s Gregor doing at her place?” ..Taehyung seems…frightened TAE IS SCARED THATS IT BYE IM LEAVING TO UM IDK MARS
Taehyung seems to visibly relax, even going so far as to exhale in relief. phew we got 2seokkook to save the day
“Will you children be quiet for once?” Yoongi growls thanks HE IS THE MAN ONCE AGAIN, solved jinmin's petty fight (major??)
“Why is everyone staring? Continue you with your pointless existence, will you?” KING SHIT YALL
He disappears behind a pillar and then you can’t see him anymore. boi wut where did u go???
TAE IS SCARED AGAIN???? WHY IS JOON ANGRY they are almost hypnotising you, “yeah, okay better this way.” ok again this hypnotizing shit aah
wow we are going to make out here?? ok i will take that haha im not confused anymore haha, jokes aside is he hypnotizing us? cuz she is taking more time to think and just easily disregarding everything else
who's close?? jimin and joon?? wow shit seems so intense wtf its just gifts?? unless tae is broke and he took a loan for it
holy shit tae could be a whole ass kilgrave with the mind control. How long does it take for the power to wear off? was jin also controlled like that?
fuck jin's doing the same thing except he is trying to calm her down
fuck im so confused scared and slightly pissed
WHO IS IT?? no jimin pls old man?? is he evil and young like the queen in snow white
lmoaoaooa imAGINE FAHSDF
damn the familiar, letter and invitation everything just hits soo magical haha very old fashioned in a fairy tale way gregor pointing at himself is uwu pls im crying over a cute grandpa
like it's so romantic JFADJFJ my bitchass would fall so hard for it JFJDASFJ
Lace up boots with a petit heel and toe cap.OMG ITS SOO HOT MOMMY SHOES SHUTU P IM BARKING ALREADY ASAAAHAAJS
HAHHHA Not you going into horny mode JFJDS
It looks handmade, all of it, DID HE DO THAT ?? “It feels wonderful on bare skin. You should try it out some time.” STOP I HAVE A LIFE Golden and the diamonds and pearls are clearly real. HOW RICH IS HE WTF
NO BUT IT COULD ACTUALLY BE THAT HE MADE IT HE IS ALSO WAY TOO RICH *sucks his dick*
how did he not see/smell us???
boy was probably well fed and not feral for onCE jfjasdjf
“It’s pretty”, Jungkook whispers, fumbling with his thumbs. OMG HE SPOKE DIRECTLY TO US AND DIDNT RUN AWAY im selling my non-existent properties to him HOBI STOP TEASING THE BABY
he is such a shy bean in SA I sob :(
“Two hundred bucks?” me if i win it: WE ARE RICH NOW WOOHOO
NO BUT ME FR bro no joke I spend 2.200 € yesterday on new photography equipment and I would literally kill to randomly get 200 bucks :')
what’s with this seductive intonation of ‘pleasure’ as if that means something to you?ofc she wont remember it ugh joon fuck you
like ugghhh rancid nasty
poor yoongles being ignored tae: 😍 yoongi: -_- jimin: 😒 namjoon: 😏
lmaooa for real fajdsf
FUCK OFF JAMAL boi wdym u can make it ur convo?? 👀😃🤨
BRO IS SO CONFIDENT LIKE BESTIE.
It seems like everyone hated each other secretly and as if smiling was forbidden. reminds me of tae saying friendship as a force of habit
mhmhmmmmmmmm
“Why is everyone staring? Continue you with your pointless existence, will you?” KING SHIT YALL
HE IS SO ANGRY IN SA I WANT HIM
wow we are going to make out here?? ok i will take that haha im not confused anymore haha, jokes aside is he hypnotizing us? cuz she is taking more time to think and just easily disregarding everything else
like the hypnotising has to STOP
who's close?? jimin and joon?? wow shit seems so intense wtf its just gifts?? unless tae is broke and he took a loan for it
lmaoo imagine 😭😭
holy shit tae could be a whole ass kilgrave with the mind control. How long does it take for the power to wear off? was jin also controlled like that?
LIKE LISTEN HE IS ACTUALLY SO SCARY *sucks his dick*
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For the tropes: fuck or die; fake dating; mistaken identity; stockholm syndrome
fuck or die: gotta be a C- for me 😅 I don’t go searching for it and I generally don’t feel compelled to click on fics with it. I mostly see it in the form of bad guys made ‘em do it or sex pollen which usually renders the characters feeling incredibly distressed/guilty the entire time or just feeling too horny to be aware, and both of these things are distracting for me HAHA. of course, specific and creative fic situations can get me to read it and it’s not an immediate squicky nope. so it can depend on the writing and also my mood!
fake dating: also a C- 🤨 I can’t really think of a particular reason why. none of my most favorite/memorable fics ever have fake dating as the sole or main trope. I do know that I’m far more inclined for fake dating if it’s less to fool friends and family and more to fool an informal 3rd party. for example, I would rather click on a fic where two people fake a marriage due to visa issues than someone needing a plus one for a wedding or lying to an ex about having a significant other + needing to keep the lie going if that makes sense!
mistaken identity: this one can be interpreted in many ways 😤 “I don’t believe you’re this person you say you are” gets a D; “I thought you were an enemy in the dark so I accidentally stabbed you” gets a B; “person has sex… in the dark… or with a blindfold(?) thinking the other person is their SO the whole time when they’re not” gets a C; “oh, you must be his husband! (you are not his husband at all)” gets a D; “someone is kidnapped bc kidnappers thought they were someone else” gets a B; things more categorized under identify porn get an A- from me because identity squares can become tedious sometimes but the ensuing angst and shenanigans are mostly fun to watch!!
stockholm syndrome: A 😳 LOL. rises to A+ tier when whoever being stockholmed kinda has a screw loose already and the Situation just knocks that screw out. I’m not fond of straight up non-con which a lot of fics that fall under this tag have, but I like basically all the other elements in it; it’s even pretty fun for gen fics where there’s no romance but the MC is adamant on defending their kidnapper afterward. buuuut I think using the romance slash tag makes it more viable for the author to go deeper into darker/creepier scenes that typical gen fics don’t go for. most of all, I love the fight the MC always has with themselves in this type of fic, the back and forth between this person has made my life a living hell and oh no them being nice for even 5 seconds makes my stomach flutter (which might not occur if not for the isolation, trauma, etc). not only that, there’s sometimes pretty delicious build-up of the MC being forced to use their head and be clever, negotiate for “privileges” or show off their resilience. we get to see whumped!MC that was maybe already pretty lonely before ends up being cared for and pampered. this goes without saying, there’s the you’ve broken my rules so here’s your taste of pain. or sometimes there’s no violence and it’s just spending so much time with mainly only one other person makes your brain wonky. often a big theme is the “we have to fight to get out” goal becoming smaller and smaller and overtaken by the “but wouldn’t it be nice to just stay here instead?” and seeing how the author decides to spin the ending. it might be that they both die, that MC has to kill their kidnapper to get out, that MC becomes fully stockholmed even after being saved, that MC “fixes” their kidnapper and they all live happily ever after. oh BOY this one got really long, but I had a lot to say about the trope that might give some insight that people haven’t thought about before esp from someone who really likes reading stockholm syndrome fics but really doesn’t like non-con 😅
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Rewatching Ninjago
(With no context other than the episode)
Hands of Time 5-6
Zane: Pixal, give me a danger analysis. Pixal..? Can you hear me?
Im gonna be devastated if Pixals gone or trapped somewhere
Cole (kicking snake samurais off the roller coasters tracks): You dont have a ticket- aaand YOU dont have a ticket! And YOU dont have a ticket!!!
Nooooo
Kai saw his fathers blacksmith symbol… :(
Kai I promise your parents arent helping the time brothers😭
LLOYDS ACTUALLY SO GOOD WITH KIDS?!?!?!
Like that one time with the purple ninja kid at the hospital and that one kid who was fascinated by his dragon
And right NOW, asking this kid his name to ground the kid in a stressful situation, then popping the kids bubble gum with two straws to make nun chucks and then giving the makeshift nunchucks to the kid 🥺
Lloyd: Ninja! Sound off! Is everyone okay?
Cole: if you mean okay as in ‘there sure are a lot of them’, then yeah! Im okay.
Hfbdjfbfjdbf
Lloyd: Hang on… has anyone seen Jay?
Kai: No… now that you mention it, he wasn’t with us when we arrived.
Cole: You know, for once, itd be great to go into battle with a full team.
Kai: Well dont tell us!?!? 😒 Tell jay! Its his fault he didnt tell us he was going WHEREVER
NFNSNFNDNR
How do the ninja forget their own members so easily.
Day of the departed with Cole, now this 💀
Nya: Im sure Jay had a good reason for running off…
Aww thats actually so sweet.
Ed (bulldozing samurai snakes): I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO YOU!!!
Edna (sweeping the snakes with her broom): I don’t think they saw your sign out front dear! ☺️
Im not joking in the slightest when I say I would die for Jays parents.
Im being absolutely serious they are everything to me
Jay: Mom! Dad! Are you okay?!?!?
Edna: Oh, well. Now I’m very late for my quilting circle!
I literally adore them
Krux: I suspect you CAN make the apparatus, you just don’t WANT to.
Cyrus Borg: … Alright fine! But you cant make me!
My man, why didn’t you keep up with the lie 😭
They would have believed you if you just kept saying you couldn’t build it because you didn’t have the right materials
I forgot Acronix gets a crush on Machia
A TIME BLADE?!?!?
OMFG I FORGOT THATS LIKE A THING THIS SEASON. RETRIEVING THE TIME BLADES EVERY TIME ONE DROPS.
I forgot there were 4 time blades too.
This is just like season 1 and the fang-blades all over again
Snake samurai commander: Vermillion warriors, were leaving, take the builder now.
Jay: HA. Vermillion warriors? Really? THATS what theyre called????
Jay, theyre gonna kidnap your dad, and you’re LAUGHING.
NO. KIDNAPPING ED IS ONE THING BUT YOU KEEP YOUR FILTHY FUCKING HANDS OFF OF EDNA
EDNA NOOOOOO
I think Ednas scream was the most heartbreaking noise ive ever heard in this show.
THEY FORCED HER TO LEAVE WITHOUT HER PURSE. 😤
How dare they.
The fact he still calls his parents mom and dad after everything 🥺
Jay: Gotta form my dragon- Come on Jay, you can do this… You can do this.
He sounds so scared :(
He must feel so guilty since he promised he’d protect them.
Edna: THERES MEATLOAF IN THE FREEZER HONEY!!!!!
I love edna sm 😭
Nyas so smart
Putting a temporal scanner on Zane when he was rebooting :)
Jay: Ughhh I JUST promised you guys I would protect you. And now theyve taken mom!
Jays dad is so supportive 🥹
Ed: Just remember what we say in the scrap metal business, “keep your emotions under control and focus on the problem at hand.”
Jay:…
Jay: Do they actually say that.🤨
Ed: Its a surprisingly harsh business son.
THEY WERE GONNA GIVE JAY A MOTORCYCLE BIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY 😭😭😭
I LITERALLY LOVE THIS FAMILY
Now theyre gonna have some father-son bonding time by rebuilding it :)
…
Does lego ninjago forget Ed and Edna.
Istg if they dont have Jays parents in newer seasons im sueing.
Vermillion Warriors: Its too fucking hot! I hate it.
Edna: SEE! This is why I wanted my purse!!! I keep a bottle of water in there!!!! HYDRATION IS IMPORTAAANT!!!!!
Cole: I dont see the time blade.. but they have JAYS MOM?!?!?
HFJDJDNFJ the way he said ‘mom’ got me 💀
Edna (getting kidnapped): Oh hi Nya! Its so nice to see you!
Gotta be on good terms with ur sons girlfriend
Ed: Now, Jay- theres a speed limit…
Jay: MOMS IN TROUBLE.
Ed: Aaand there are times where its okay to ignore it!
Cole yelling out Jays name in slow mo is so funny
OH OH OH I REMEMBER THIS
Jays my favorite character ofc I remember anytime he does something cool
Everyone: (in slow motion)
Jay: Its like you said, never give up.
Ed: Well- that was until I saw everyone slow down to a snail’s pace
Jay: And thats why we modified the bike.
Jay: (FUCKING ALTERS THE BIKE SO HIS POWERS TRANSMIT INTO IT AND HE CAN RIDE THROUGH THE SLOW MO FORCEFIELD AT A NORMAL SPEED)
Kai and Cole: Way to go Jay!!! Talk about a come back!
Jay (unable to stop): SORRYILEFTYOU BEFORECANTSTOPPLEASEHELPMYDAD GETTHEBLADESEEBACKYOUATTHE TEMPLE
hfnsnfnsjrndjsjnd
Vermillion warrior: waddles to the time blade :D
Lloyd: (fucking air kicks him)
HELL YEAH THEYRE OUT OF THERE WITH THE TIME BLADE
Zane: (stabilizing the port wing on the jet)
Cole: YOU CALL THIS STABILIZING?!?!?
Zane: IM TRYING!!!
Cole: TRY HARDER.
Cole leave him alone 😭
Lloyd: We got the time blade! We finally caught a break!!!
HFNSJFNSJF
THATS SO TRUE
i remember them failing to retrieve every single fang blade
Oh how theyve grown 🥲
Nya (trying to show off her bf): Ha! did you guys see Jay take off on that bike? He was like- greased lightning!
Everyone: …
Nya: What? He had grease on his face… and hes the lightning ninja??? Aw come on, you would have laughed if Jay said it!!!!
Kai: No. no we wouldn’t.
Ed: I uh, I thought it was funny Nya. 🙂
Nya: … thank you Mr Walker.
Jay really is rubbing off on Nya :) hes making her more relaxed and carefree
Love that
Zane: Be careful Jay, the time blade is a powerful weapon.
Jay: I AM being careful 🙄 (does the exact opposite)
JAY HAS A STUFFED ANIMAL?!?!?!?!?
Mr. Cuddlywomp 😭
Thats the cutest fucking name ever
I bet Edna sewed and stitched it for him 🥺
This is actually great timing bc i was JUST writing a fanfic about Jay when he was rlly little and Mr. Cuddlywomp is a perfect addition
Jay: A stuffed toy I USED to love, hes totally lame now though-
Cole: We know you still sleep with him. :)
Jay: AND I DONT CARE WHO KNOWS. Mr. Cuddlywomp… (hugs the donkey/horse stuffie)
MISTER CUDDLYWOMP HAS A WIKI
Jays an animal jam gamer confirmed
Huh. Good character consistency I guess.
The water and fire siblings being too consumed in work while Jay, Cole, and Zane goof off is a dynamic I need more of.
Jay: Ugh, I dont get those two, we FINALLY get a victory and they choose to celebrate by nerding out instead of doing something cool?
Jay: OH! Lets run at each other and see if the time blade will slow us down!!!!!!
Look at Lloyd 😭😭😭 hes so proud of his victory
I love those small moments when Lloyd acts like a kid. Look at him! Hes getting all excited and waving his hands around to explain everything!!!
Lloyd, honey, I love you but maybe apologize to your mom about knocking her tea to the floor accidentally 😭💀
Krux: You were not given permission to use the time blade. Because if you KNEW how to use the time blade. YOU WOULD NOT HAVE LOST THE TIME BLADE-
Vermillion warriors: ….
Vermillion warriors: On second thought, maybe we DIDNT lose the time blade….
Acronix: You use the time blade, LOSE the time blade AND LIE ABOUT USING AND LOSING THE TIME BLADE.
Hfndntehdjsjthe
Love when the villains are absolutely hilarious
Jay and Cole are best friends, they do the stupidest shit together and if that isn’t true friendship then idk what is 💀
Cole: Sounds to me like someones earned their black belt in being a wet blanket.
Lloyd: Whats that supposed to mean!
Zane: I believe Coles intent is to describe you as a blanket that has become wet, but not for the purposes of putting out a fire, but rather to extinguish our enjoyment.
Thank you Zane ☺️
HNFJDBFBEJR its so funny that Wu said the EXACT SAME THING lloyd said.
Word for word.
And the ninja still called Lloyd a wet blanket and listened to Wu intently.
The snake samurai are here.
Zane: Ive run a fourth-level analysis, it appears the snake warriors have returned.
Jay: Oh really?!? i could have told you that with a third-level analysis. OR A NO-LEVEL ANALYSIS.
I love how the ninja refuse to call the snake samurai, vermillion warriors.
Jay: oh wow, they went from unarmed snakes to weaponized vermillion warriors really really fast!!!
Kai: Doesnt matter! We can take- Wait. (Holding back a laugh) THATS what they’re called???? Vermillion warriors????
Love Zane explaining WHY the writers chose ‘Vermillion warriors’ as the snakes samurais name.
Makes me think that some writers thought ‘vermillion warriors’ was a perfect name while others thought it was stupid 💀
Kai: Remember Mrs. Grumbiller? The babysitter we used to have?
Nya: The old mean one?
Kai: Yeah, remember what we did when she tried to put us to bed?
Nya: absolutely.
HELL YEAH SIBLING TEAMING LETS GOOO
Nya and Kai: (trip the snake warrior off the floating island)
Jay: Oh man, whatever they paid Mrs. Grumbiller, wasnt nearly enough.
UGHHHH WHY CANT THE BOUNTY GO ONE SEASON WITHOUT BEING DESTROYED!?!?!?!?
Misakos such a girlboss
I love when they use their elemental dragons
NO LLOYD GOT SCARED
HES FALLING
YES KAI SAVE HIM
Shit.
FUCK YEAH NYA COMING IN CLUTCH
Wait that isn't nya????
Who's in the samurai x suit then?????
Lloyd: Well, samurai, whoever you are, thank you.
Nya: THANK YOU!??!? SAMURAI-WHOEVER-YOU-ARE STOLE MY SUIT!!!!!!!
Jay really IS rubbing off on Nya 😭😭😭 I've never seen her this loudly and hilariously angry
Kai (holding a hurt and weak sensei): TELL ME WHAT THE SYMBOL MEANS.
Like dude give Wu a break 💀
Acronix: look at the little boy pretending to be a big hero...
Why do they have to keep reminding me how young Lloyd is. 🥲 it's sad
I actually get excited during Misakos fights she's so cool
...
You cannot be telling me that the time brothers are beating ALL the ninja even when they're NOT using the time blades powers...
Like are you kidding me?????
FINALLY they beat the time brothers
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
I actually hate Machia now.
This is just the fang blades all over again
AAAAND they take Wu.
This is when Kai gets in his real ‘im gonna kill my dad’ arc isn't it.
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