#I’m laughing my head off
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There’s a reason he doesn’t cry in front of others
Aster has a LOT of trouble breathing when he cries, and when struggling to breathe, Aster’s face will break which will mimic a mouth (it is exactly as painful as it sounds)
#art#oc#hero#hero I’m calling you out#this is for you#I want you to let me know when you see it#It took like… 5 seconds#to draw#that is#Imagine how horrifying it would be to see that#the tears are the same colour as his iris#that’s canon#like it’s a scary sight#let me be crystal clear#I’m just in a chaotic mood#just a silly billy mood#thought it would be funny#giving you lore indirectly#and honestly-#I’m laughing my head off
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This episode is so cute and funny
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Love the thought of Leo just casually being well traveled to absurd degrees. Like one day they’re facing their new Big Bad of the year and like, Draxum or whoever says that the key to their fight is located somewhere in, like, Latvia or some place, but no one knows where to start.
Then Leo’s like “oh I know a place” and when asked how the heck he could know of one it smash cuts to Leo falling through the ceiling of said place due to a portal mishap.
Also love the idea of Leo, being as accidentally (and then later, purposefully) well traveled as he is, sometimes taking his family on outings to different places all over, maybe to some new Yokai spots he found along the way.
In these places, Leo 100% lets his bros get scammed by tourist traps.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#rottmnt headcanons#bro was so excited about buying stuff that he didn’t realize it was a scam until too late#so now he’s super sus of all that BUT super willing to laugh at his fam for making the same mistake#anyway yeah I love Leo being well traveled because it honestly makes sense? why NOT use your teleportation to travel if you can do it fast#all his portal mishaps in the series as well as that time he accidentally went to Paris (+ once a diff dimension?) live in my head rent free#Leo destroying the stall of some random family’s restaurant in Paraguay and having to work it off the rest of the summer#he’s just like ‘hey guys I’m heading out’ but doesn’t mention it’s for a part time job in a different country#he only knows like English and Spanish BUT he’s picked up on a lot of other languages too due to his misadventures#tho he mostly knows a whole lot of various swear words#leo about to tease donnie for getting banned from witch town only to remember HE’S banned from a place in Turkey: 😬#he keeps trying to find where he accidentally put his brothers in Tahiti but he can’t find it and he’s so salty about it lol
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I FINISHED THE GUY!!!!!!
(Pattern by @ghost-cinnamon)
He’s perfect and I love him
But Echo! some of you might ask, isn’t the body supposed to be red like his bones? To that I say! 1: I’m impressed you saw it under the layers of clothes! /silly and 2!
BAH BAM
Embroidery!!!!! (I’m so proud of this hehe it turned out way better than I expected. Also faceless doll jumpscare>:3)
And of course, credit must be given to my amazing little sibling whose immediate reaction to seeing my doll was “ooo he’s spooky! He needs a top hat!!!!”
(She proceeded to make not one but two top hats hehe)
#I’m so so happy by this guy hehe#it’s so silly#thank you sk much for the pattern ghost!!!#my art!#I speak!#don’t mind the odd locations of some of the pics haha#I forgot to take a pic of the embroidery after making his clothes and I made the sweater slightly too tight to take off easily#not pictured in the first image#my sister literally on the floor laughing from how large his head is#none of my family members understand what he’s from and all have been trying to guess what inspired me to make him XD#honorary mention of my moms reaction: oh he’s such a handsome guy!#the top hat truly makes it thank you sibling 😁#I’m kinda tempted to make a couple drawings/comic of the adventures he’s had since being created lol#especially since some people (stares at siblings) /silly#seem to find him the hottest thing since sliced bread (that’s how the saying goes I think?)#to the point where youngest sibling has shown him to the other children of the neighborhood#who were equally fascinated XD their reactions have been great for my crocheting ego /j#every time I make an original post I ramble for longer and longer in the tags lol#congrats to those who stuck through and read them all! I commend you! have a cookie here at the light at the end of the tunnel#undertale au#utmv#error sans
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He was a simple man
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Ok, me @pirateshippotato and another one of our friends were talking about wich TFTSD interns could curse and while we agreed Kyborg would curse, but consider that he wouldn’t know what cursing is because he grew up in in the woods so he just didn’t even know the words were bad. And becuase Bart would only curse when gum gum wasn’t there and they were usually together so he wouldn’t hear Bart curse, and Mudd would only curse under his breath because he would have been taught to not curse but he would’ve done it under his breath anyways kyborgs wouldn’t have known what cursing was.
But when brink and kyborg started dating Brink would’ve called kyborg curse words in a sometimes endearing sometimes annoyed way but kyborg would’ve thought that it was just a term of endearment like babe or something that he didn’t understand that much but he probably would’ve thought it was just sweet slang.
But then he would’ve started using it back(wrong) and eventually used it on his freinds and Bart and Mudd would’ve just thought it was funny and not corrected him until he used it on gum gum and Bart would’ve angry that someone called gum gum a bad word and kind of confused and would’ve sat kyborg down and been like
“hey buddy do you know what those words mean?”
And kyborg would’ve been like “yeah it’s just a term of endearment”
And then Bart would’ve been like “no, it’s a bad word used as an insult”
And then kyborg would’ve had his entire world turned uplsidown and he would’ve gone home and just started incorrectly cursing at Brink and stuff would’ve happened
#tftsd#tales from the stinky dragon#stinkydragonpod#this was better in my head#also I’m just picturing kyborg going up to mudd like I love you you son of a bitch#but in an effort to be nice#and Mudd would’ve just tried really hard not to laugh#also I’m taking this time to say that I am trying to catch up on reblomging stuff but I might just ignore like 3 days#so sorry about that but I’ll be back on track soon#but also I just love the idea of kyborg just being like#“gum gum you mothetfucker#after gum gum had a really good idea#and Barts head would just slowly turn twords kyborg#and Mudd would’ve just looked and kyborg with so much judgement#and gum gum would just be kinda confused about what those words mean#or he would’ve known from somewhere and the smile would just be off his face cuz he just got called a mean word
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dressed elegantly. this will never leave my head. the implications of this.
because geralt and his company, they saddled up, left beauclair, travelled through mountains and frozen blizzards and downpours and muddy sod for two to three months. you need to pack outfits for that. you need to plan your gear.
what was the rest of the company wearing? what did they pack for this long journey? they packed practically, dressed warmly for the frozen journey of january, february, march. geralt wore a wolf-skin cloak, a scarf, a shawl… milva wore a fox-fur kalpak, angoulême wore a hat with a pompom and a sheepskin coat. cahir’s dress isn’t mentioned, but he must have been dressed similarly, because he rubs his hands briskly together and were he not dressed warmly he otherwise would have frozen to death. regis’ dress isn’t mentioned, but it is mentioned that he’s immune to the freezing temperature. so, i mean, it doesn’t matter what he’s wearing in this scene, maybe a regular outfit.
but at stygga. dressed elegantly.
so you’re telling me that. regis packed his things in preparation for their flight from beauclair, went to his quarters after geralt explained to him the satisfactory reasons they were leaving, and went,
“alright, time to prepare for this long and dangerous journey that will conclude in a great clash between our forces and the kidnappers of ciri. the end of our quest. the final journey. and a dangerous road awaits us, with snow still blocking the passes, frost and white all around. a grand fight and conflict awaits us. what gear should i prepare, what should i wear for this expedition, what kinds of clothing should i pack.”
and then he went:
“you know, i want to look fucking good ✨ when we get there 💅🏻🦇”
imagine the final preparation before they approach castle stygga. geralt sees the castle hewn out of the cliffside, effortlessly noticing every detail from far away, seeing like an eagle with his mutated eyes. and like an eagle, compelled to swoop down and snatch vilgefortz like a fish. ordering the company forward, declaring they’ve made it. this is the moment they have all been waiting for. everyone has been waiting such a long time for this. they prepared everything.
they wait until midnight. angoulême eagerly unsheathes and whets her long sabre, swings her axe around with predatory glee. cahir fits the plate armor and winged officer’s helmet he scavenged from a small nilfgaardian dispatch that they ran into extorting caravista for tax. milva tightens the same worn, polished leather bracer that she’s always had on her left arm, and mutters as she fixes her spiralled arrow fletchings over boiling water. geralt, with nothing left to do, paces and breathes, wondering where the hell regis has gone.
just then, regis walks out from behind an outcropping of rock, eyes glinting with cat-like light, in his “elegant” outfit, absolutely slaying that shit, and all his friends look at him absently like. “what the hell are you wearing. where the fuck did you get that. you packed that? you planned your outfit for the final battle, you planned this outfit in advance three months ago?” to which he counters, “well, three months isn’t very long at all,” and they’re like, “this is the preparation you made? we thought you left to do some secret vampire rituals or whatever. or to reckon with yourself for the severe violence we’re about to inflict.” and he’s like “no, i just wanted to make sure i was dressed nicely for the occasion”
#witcher 3 keira metz’s ‘if i’m to die i should look smashing for the occassion’ should really go to book regis i think that’s canon for him#also my headcanon would be that he looses his hair and takes his glasses off#kind of like in a movie where a nerd girl has a glow up and walks down the staircase at the end with her glasses off and hair down#and the boy she’s dating is at the bottom of the stairs like ‘wow… i didn’t know …’#except the boy in this situation is geralt#however it’s less of a cute thing of ‘haha where’d the cute nerdy girl go’ and more of like. um. where is the kind barber surgeon i know#because if you exist quietly and sense the night around you and pay close attention to the moonlight#there are some kind of powerful unknown dark energies brewing and swirling around their group now like fog#he laughs and smiles and he does not purse his lips. and his hair is becoming tangled in the wind#and geralt’s like. who the fuck did i bring to stygga castle. lmao#angouleme: yesss slay uncle | regis: [nods head solemnly] we certainly are | angouleme: noooo like SLAYYYY 🔥🔥🔥#bruh your drip is straight fire 🔥💯#the witcher books#txt#emiel regis#regis#book: lady of the lake#headcanons
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man. truly nobody ever gives law credit for what an absolute shithead he is. if he lived in the modern day he’d have a twitter account for the sole purpose of trolling people he finds annoying and egotistical and he’d be fucking incredible at it. doflamingo offers him anything he can ask for (insincerely) and law really said ‘kiss not only my ass, but the ass of everyone in this country, you short sighted loser’ like he LIVES to fuck with people. it’s his absolute favorite pastime and he’s ALWAYS got time for it baby <3
#one piece#trafalgar law#I’m crying laughing he really said idgaf if you’ve got a gun to my head I’m still gonna flip you off#he’s such an older brother.
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missed it yesterday so happy belated two-year anniversary to my unearthly, beautiful lover: bones and all 2022
#been on-and-off writing a little fic for them since I watched it; one of these days I’ll put it out there 🤍 sometime soon perhaps#it’s become so personal to me that sometimes they feel like my own little characters. I forget it’s a deeply popular movie starring a#deeply popular actor and it doesn’t only exist inside my head there’s something concrete out there too. I’ve mythologised it a little#quite literally too; one of the things I love so much about it was its portrayal of grief in/of sacrifice and it coincided with the time#I was discerning religion more & more; sacrifice and heavy-burden. what I’m trying to say in a funny way is bones and all made me christian#this is why I can never be a professional writer btw. two years to finish a fanfiction that is only like 6000 words. an original project of#mine has been in the works since 2021 and I have never finished a single draft lol. if one does not laugh one will kill themselves#log
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Hua Cheng: Has anyone told you that you’re beautiful today?
Mu Qing: … No?
Hua Cheng: Well, not to worry. There’s always tomorrow.
#insert Feng Xin laughing his ass off in the distance#and then he becomes the next victim#ffffffffffffffffffff#got fired for not being able to come in because of a dv situation but that’s okay because now I can make shenanigans like this#i’m okay (i have a head injury i need to sleep)#living the xl life fr fr#gave my partner gold colored packaging XL condoms because xie lian made me#i’m sorry HC pls don’t kill me#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#天官赐福
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HELLO THERE MY DEAREST AUNT. FEED ME SUGAR IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT I AM A SHEEP AND I CAN'T EAT SWEETS
Aww hello child, have a cake pop 😋
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Need to either disable reblogs or delete the art I drew for cosplayer man I’m sick of seeing it in my notifications
#every time I see him i wanna rip his head off#ugh#before you ask I blocked him on here two months ago after shit went down on a discord call between him and my friend#fucker laughed at him for crying. makes me sick to my stomach.#I’m sure he wants me to let that shit go but he can go fuck himself#dude had the gall to be surprised I was insanely pissed at him for that shit#like literally half the shit that cosplayer man is going through wouldn’t be fuckin happening if he’d pull his head out of his ass#and change his behavior#because several people have told him ‘hey the way you’re behaving sucks dick stop please’#and he either downplays it or uses the ‘I’m pragmatic teehee’ excuse#which! clearly being ‘pragmatic’ isn’t fuckin working if you keep running into issues#what’s that saying? if you smell shit everywhere you walk check under your shoes? that’s what this is#dude ALSO had the balls to whine at me about my friend’s partner calling him out on his shit too which is WILD#was either the same day I told him I was done with his ass or the day after#which I have screenshots of because I don’t trust him to not delete shit so he can cover his ass#if he catches wind of this shit that is
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Read at open mic night tonight
#positive responses#i am a reactive audience member which is noticed#my first line garnered laughs#proud of my slate l#I didn’t look up as much as I rehearsed#or much at all I think#my leg started shaking#Zapeta said im heat and that a year ago i read and he told the people I was w that it was gonna be heat#blog post#Feels very touching#haven wouldn’t let me read the notes on the piece tho#said her notes wouldn’t do it justice#but I said hey let me judge for myself… what did u write in there!! havens like ahhhahahah im like ok ok im gonna respect your property rn#Smh respect to you 17 year old in college that was overwhelmed and nervous with me in the fishtank before I read#fries were cheap and twice fried and twice one dollar bills aka they were $2#Thunder rumbles#Forgot a Jimmy John’s gift card but i think i will walk back here#Lol on the way home I was walking head down and some frat boys passed me and a homeless esque dude and he said keep lookin there are others#out there and I turned back like ? and he was like :D I got you sis#I’m like ohhh so they were looking but u warded them off! thxxx! Tbh I love being called sis
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I put a Pomade Wig on Nick. I didn’t even know you could do this.
Please excuse me while I go die of laughter in the corner.
#Jasmine had to have put him up to this.#I don’t think he’d do it for anyone else willingly.#Those puppy eyes can get him to do almost anything.#Worth it though because she’s also dying of laughter and her laugh is cute.#Deacon has a slight smirk in the first photo. He’s probably in on it too.#Actually please do send help I haven’t laughed this hard in so long I think I broke myself.#My face is red and my nose and head and stomach hurt from how hard I’m still laughing.#I buried my face in my pillow because I was laughing too loud.#Bro I was like coughing while crying tears of joy and falling off my bed idk why this is hilarious to me.#Oh no. I’m probably gonna think of this at night or while I’m in public and start laughing.#Welp. It is what it is I suppose.#fallout 4#fo4#fallout#nick valentine#deacon fallout 4#deacon#deacon fo4#john hancock
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Still reeling over the person that blocked me. I get it if someone blocks me after following me for a bit I know how I am on here but if you didn’t ever follow me and didn’t see all the shit I get up to WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO BLOCK ME
#i liked stuff on their side blog a lot?? i don’t know??#sorry y’all I don’t even know this person but this will not leave my head#I’m trying to laugh it off but my entire fragile sense of self worth depends on what others think of me so if this happens especially if I-#-wanted to befriend the person. haha. ha. did I mention that sense of self worth is fragile#vent
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thank you for the heart attack that is this notif out of context
IM SO-
AKDHEJDJNWKXKSJSKWKAN
Oh gods
#I’m so sorry??? kinda????#I’m als laughing my ass off-#I FORGOR THAT YOU CAN SEE MY SILLY COMENTS#dragons dictation#I’m light headed again-
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