#I’m just so excited eee

[fallstaticexit]

10 year old Jonathan Landgraab & 8 year old Malcolm Landgraab

[secretsandwritinggs]

Good morning from me to you, wherever you are!We’re about to go live for the new blog that’s for the CK and TKK headcanons! It’s going to be up by Sat around 6 pm (EST). I’m still tweaking up some drafts I have for it but other than that, it should be ready by then and hope you’re ready for it as I am :)

[minkschasijasi]

SHOOOOOELACES I TOTALLY JUST REMEMBERED. WE GOT 1 MORE DAY TIL TMNT MM COMES OUT FOR ME AAHAHSJJSJSJKKK

[lilybug-02]

Fhfjggngkfn oh my gosh YES. LETS GOO :D I’m glad I’m not the only one who think the Human-Bug interactions would be a neat idea! Ahashschsfj I love your art here. Your style looks so sketchy and cute 💞💕 Macy looks so sweet. I’m sure Dewi would infodump on every bug she’s met.

AUS WITH HUMANS IN BUG WORLD i love the idea tbh it's so fun!! i actually have an AU with a human in HK, but i rarely do much with it her nickname is "earthshaker" real name is Macy she gets the name from when she fell down and caused a lotta stuff to collapse it's also why she has bandages around her arms are from the bad fall they got scraped up. to be a large mammal in a world full of little arthropods gotta be careful when your basically godzilla to them. Lil buddies!!! ALSO DEWI IS LITRALLY SUCH A GOOBER,

Dewi belongs to -> @lilybug-02

humans and bug buddies!!

[yokumirumerafan]

Can you do one where Y/N asks the kny characters for love advice but then does what the characters say to them because they actually love the character :3

🔥 Kyojuro Rengoku

“You must be bold, Y/N! Love thrives in truth and passion!”

Y/N: looks him straight in the eyes “Okay then. I like you, Kyojuro.”

HE FREEZES. SMILE STIFFENS.

“WHA— OH!! OHHHH!!! 😳😳”

Bursts out laughing, then accepts with sparkly warmth 🥹 “What a delightful turn of events!! I would be honored!”

🕶️ Gyomei Himejima

“Pray for clarity and speak with gentle honesty…”

Y/N: softly places their hand on his “Then I’ll start with the truth… I love you, Gyomei.”

Silent tear. Then another.

“I see now... the gods have answered with you.” 🥺🙏

🦋 Shinobu Kocho

“Ah, then you should tease them a bit. That always works for me~”

Y/N: pokes her cheek “You’re very cute when you act like you’re not into me.”

Shinobu.exe has stopped working.

“Eh—?” Then tries to hide her flushed face with a sly smile.

🐍 Obanai Iguro

“Just watch them from afar… don’t say anything foolish.”

Y/N: sits beside him “Well I’ve been watching you for a long time now…”

blinking noises “You… what—”

He short circuits and kabooms internally 😭 Kaburamaru: 🐍 “bout time idiot”

🦚 Mitsuri Kanroji

“Tell them everything!! Your heart should shine bright like love!”

Y/N: takes her hands “Then I’ll tell you, Mitsuri. I’ve fallen for you.”

🥺 “Whaaaaaat?! EEE!!! I LOVE YOU TOO Y/N!!”

Full sparkle explosion. She hugs you till you die.

💨 Sanemi Shinazugawa

“Tch. Just say it. Don’t waste your time.”

Y/N: “Alright. I’m into you.”

Sanemi: visibly malfunctions “I didn’t mean ME—what—YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO—😳😡”

Ends up flustered, but sneaks in a kiss later.

😭 Muichiro Tokito

“Maybe just tell them... I think that’s okay.”

Y/N: “Then I love you, Muichiro.”

Blinks. Stares. Blinks again.

“Oh. I think I love you too.”

No drama. Just mutual peace and fluffy cuddles 🫶

⚡ Zenitsu Agatsuma

“Confess in the moonlight!! Be romantic!! CRY IF YOU HAVE TO!!”

Y/N: “Zenitsu, I love you. I always have.”

Zenitsu: screaming, spinning, and ascending to heaven

“THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!!!”

Grabs your hands and vows marriage on the spot.

🐗 Inosuke Hashibira

“You gotta fight them! No, wait, give them food! Then yell it!”

Y/N: “HEY. I LIKE YOU, INOSUKE. NOW WHAT.”

He headbutts you in excitement. “I LIKE YOU TOO!!! LET’S BE LOVE WARRIORS!!”

🌊 Tanjiro Kamado

“Just be gentle and honest… your feelings matter, okay?”

Y/N: smiles “Tanjiro. I really love you.”

His eyes well up. He holds your hand with both of his.

“I was hoping you’d say that… I love you too, Y/N 🥹💖”

🔫 Genya Shinazugawa

“You should maybe… write a letter or somethin’. Or… talk.”

Y/N: “Okay. So listen… it’s you. It’s always been you.”

Genya: blushes to the TIPS of his ears “I- uh- me?! You-?! I—”

Breaks into a smile and buries his face in your shoulder.

👑 Muzan Kibutsuji

“Tch. Just demand they love you. That’s how you get it.”

Y/N: “Alright. Love me, Muzan.”

He’s caught so off guard he CHOKES on his own ego

“You dare—... wait. What?”

He pretends he's above it, but next day he buys you a castle.

🔥 Akaza

“Make your intentions known. Be proud.”

Y/N: “Then I’ll say it clearly. I love you, Akaza.”

visibly freezes “You’re… not scared of me?”

Smiles softly. “Then let me protect you forever.”

🌀 Doma

“Ooooh~! You should flirt and act mysterious~”

Y/N: leans close “Like this, Doma?”

Doma.exe has crashed. “W-w-wait a minute!! Are you actually flirting with me?? ME???”

He giggles like a schoolgirl for 5 minutes straight.

🐉 Kokushibo

“Why ask me. You should handle it with dignity.”

Y/N: “Then I will. I love you, Kokushibo.”

His eyes widen. Every single one of them.

“Hmph... You have courage. I respect that. And I... return your feelings.”

[user500269]

chilchuck tims x younger! bimbo! reader

summary: chilchuck's first impressions and favourite things about younger reader + what he's like when he's angry and how he comforts reader after a punishment

content warning: no use of yn/name, slight mention of open-wound, dacryphilia, dom/sub dynamics, implied younger reader (age not mentioned, but 18+), slight angst/comfort, fluff, slightly suggestive, mention of cock once

wc: 1.6k

author's notes: i personally love chilchuck and when i found out he was 29 with 3 kids...oh my goodness. i love dilfs bro. this was just a whole jumble of head cannons that i have for him so, sorry for the lack of flow. you can see how i got lazy at the end... not proofread obviously !! minors please DNI !!

he always thought of you as a thoughtless, little girl. your head in the clouds, not a single thought in that pretty skull of yours.

letting him drag you around by your hand as you looked around dungeon floors like a tourist. wrapping an arm around your waist from behind every time you tripped on your two left feet. carrying you on his back when you were too tired to walk in your cute little loafers. covering your bare legs with his sweater to cover the pink panties that peaked out of your mini skirt. 

too mini, he thought.

as much as he wouldn’t like to admit, he liked having you around. you were falin’s best friend, therefore laois’ best friend, therefore a plus one to their dungeon party. 

you were like a little kid that he couldn’t predict or understand. he thought girls like you were the worst. couldn’t do anything for themselves and expected the rest of the party to pick up their slack. 

but then he saw how sweet you were, always smiling with pretty glossy lips. you’d also braid marcille’s hair in the morning, listen to laois’ rants about monsters and try your best to prep ingredients with senshi (and chilchuck’s) guidance. 

but he especially liked how needy you’d get with him too. you’d tug his sleeve and bat your lashes at him with such a cute, little pout when you wanted something. 

“chilchuck pleaseeeeeee,” you’d whine, such a pitiful look on your face when you latched onto his arm, placing your chin on his shoulder with your lip puffed out. 

“what’s going on here?” marcille giggled, raising her brows at your affection with the grumpy lock-picker.

you let of his arm to his dismay, stomping over to marcille. “he won’t give me any of that candy we bought from the dungeon market earlier!” you exclaim, throwing your usual fit. “says i’ll get sick if i eat too much,” you huff, crossing your arms.

“hey now, simmer down,” he’d wrap his arm around your shoulder, giving you a warning squeeze. “you’re getting too worked up over nothing again. you know i’m right, hm?” he’d rub your arm soothingly, as you slowly calmed down, the frown not leaving your face.

“b-but i just wanna try a lil’ bit of it…won’t eat too much, promise.” your puppy eyes almost got to him. your eyes were glossy, tears threatening to fall at his rejection. he knew if he said no, he’d feel like the scum of the earth. 

“don’t start with that now,” he said sternly as you quickly wiped your tears at his words. 

“chilchuck, don’t be so mean to her. she’s just excited,” senshi chuckled, passing you a handkerchief to dry your tears.

he looked down at you (not very much because you two were practically the same height), inspecting the look on your face. he knew it was wrong, but he loved to see you get teary-eyed because of him. you were just so pretty. he always gave into what you wanted eventually, but loved teasing you to get a few tears out. 

“you can have some after dinner,” he mumbled, turning his head away from you. 

you looked up at him, before jumping into his arms, your own wrapped around his neck. “eee! thank you, chilchuck!” you squealed as he wrapped his arms around your waist to stabilize you. 

“settle down, alright? you better behave before then, you hear me?” he grumbled, as you pulled away from his face, still entangled on him. 

“mhm, i will! be on my best behaviour,” you giggled, stuffing your face in his neck again, hugging him tightly. 

“good,” he blushed ever so lightly, caressing your hair with his free hand.

he loved how obedient you were too. always so eager to please him. he didn’t know if it was because he was so much older than you, but you always listened so well for him in comparison to the others in the party. 

whenever you were acting up, the party would bring you over to chilchuck and he would give you a hard talking to. he was especially mean when he was mad. 

as much as you loved to brat out, you never wanted to make chilchuck mad. your most hated punishment was his silent treatment. it wouldn’t just be not talking to you, it would be acting like you didn’t even exist. 

you were playing around with marcille’s staff and accidentally destroyed one of the columns in the floor you were in, alerting monsters of your location. unfortunately, this caused a 20 minute running montage, but also one of the biggest arguments between you and chilchuck. 

“what the hell were you thinking?” he wasn’t yelling, but the calmness of his voice was scarier. 

“‘m sorry…” you mumbled, knowing you messed up. you were earnestly playing around, you didn’t know you would hit anything. 

he never scolded you in front of the party, but sometimes his voice could get loud enough for the party to hear. 

“you know better than to use other people’s things without permission, let alone touch it. i taught you better than that, no?” his lips were pursed into a straight line, arms crossed as he leaned against the brick behind him. 

“yes, you did,” you frowned, looking down at your fidgeting fingers. 

as remorseful as you looked, he wouldn’t budge as easily as he usually would. “one week.” he started, fear bubbling in your tummy. 

“nothing from me for a week.” he propped himself off the wall, ready to walk off. 

you shot your head up, shaking your head rapidly, “no please. ‘m so sorry, please don’t,” you reached from his arm but he already pulled away. 

he shook his head in disappointment at your feeble attempt, “you know the drill, angel. or would you sleep with marcille for the week as well?” he threatened, making your heart drop.

you brought your hands back to yourself, sniffling at how mean he was being. "mkay, i won't make a fuss."

as hard as it was for you to be ignored, it was harder for chilchuck to ignore you. you weren't even plotting anything.

you'd just sit there eating your sorbet, and he'd look at you like you were the most precious girl in the world. before you could sneak a glance at him, he's back to being stone cold.

you'd wear a skirt too short and he'd have the urge to walk behind you or scold you for wearing it when there were other guys in your party.

you'd trip over an uneven stone, flat on your face, knees scrapped. you'd fight the urge to just start crying, but you remembered chilchuck's words about crybabies.

"whiny little girls are only good for sucking cock. nothing else. so don't go around crying unless you want me to make you stop."

chilchuck saw the nosedive you took into the cement and flinched at the impact. he expected you to cry, but watch you stand up, brush the dust off your skirt and limp behind laois, senshi and marcille who didn't notice your fall.

later that night, you were snuggled under the blankets beside chilchuck, facing away from him. you were used to biting your tongue when you wanted to thoughtlessly talk about your day or fight the urge to just curl up in his arms.

you still had to carry out your punishment, the week wasn't over yet.

"hey angel, you okay?" the week wasn't over, but he'd disregard a punishment to check up on you.

you turned over, your knees stinging from the tiniest movement. you still thought your punishment was in effect, so you didn't respond verbally. you winced, nodding quickly.

"you can talk, it's okay." he cooed softly, placing a hand on your head. your knees throbbed, tears stinging your eyes.

"okay," you hummed quietly, hands still to yourself. he knew you were unsure about him ending the punishment so early, but he wasn't pulling any tricks this time around.

"saw you fall earlier, did you tell marcille to heal your scrapes?" he caressed your hair, coiling the strands around his finger.

"no, didn't wanna bother her," you shook your head, nuzzling yourself into his palm. "it's not that serious, 'm okay."

he frowned at your words. anything in relation to you was always serious. your health and well-being were the top seriousness for him. "lemme see then," he ushered you out of your sleeping bag, pulling you into his lap.

your back was pressed against his chest as he inspected your knees. they were pink, open wounded and prone to infection. "honey, this looks like it hurts." he rubbed your thigh in attempts to comfort you.

"it's okay, i wasn't watching where i was going. it was my fault," you sighed, leaning into the warmth you were deprived of previously.

"will you let me clean you up?" he tilted his head to get a better look of his pretty girl curled up into his lap. his heart swelled at how perfect you looked.

you nodded hesitantly, knowing it would hurt, but you trusted chilchuck and knew he would handle you gently.

he held your hand when the alcohol swab touched your wound, making you whimper and squeal in pain. you tried to stay quiet to avoid the rest of them from waking up, so chilchuck pulled you into his neck to cry.

he'd give you a cute little bandaid with a hearts on it (ones you insisted him on buying) and gave you a kiss on the forehead.

"such a good girl, you did so well for me. i'm so proud, angel," he showered you face in kisses as your heart swelled at the affection. "you're gonna do better from now on, right angel?" he gave you a look, as you nod enthusiastically.

"mhm, promise. don't wanna disappoint you," you leaned into his chest, still holding his hand. "thank you for looking out for me," you kissed his knuckles, holding his hand close to your chest.

"always will," he smiled, hugging you.

[hananan2]

Watching Heathers Musical with Ace!

A/N: hiii!! my first fanfic/headcanons! I’m scared BUT I LOVE HEATHERS!!😼

Characters: Ace Trappola! Baller

Cw: Death and a little freaky things (only mentioned once and all happens in Heathers)

Genre - fluff & comedy!

Summary: After you keep yapping about Heathers, He finally cave to watch it with you to understand your little joys

He is so sick and TIRED! Whenever he breaks into your room, he always see the primary color girls on your screen? He always hears you humming a peppy melody and singing out randomly whenever you guys are study (your ass is NOT studying) or in class

He heard you say “Oh fuck me with a chainsaw!” Once and he screamed in terror “WHAT???”

He teases you an about it a lot though, “Aw? You watching your chick flick again? You still find this stuff entertaining at your big age?” He chides, “Shut up you like watching big sweaty men play with balls.” “ITS BASKETBALL???”

It was corny, Mean girls and bombs? Girly, couldn’t find him watching that! But after a while of seeing you happy and cheerful and him having no idea why… he felt kinda shitty. Look at you, eyes shimmering whenever you talked about it, singing the songs so freely, yea he called it goofy but that’s just his way of saying you sound amazing trust me, he finally caved.

After you guys got snug in the ramshackle couch, dimed lights, his arm sneaking around waist, snacks propped on the coffee table, eee you were so Excited! you opened up your slime tutorial somehow and started watching it, it actually got him kinda interested when Veronica started singing, of course with the scattered remarks about how “cliche” and “corny” it was, but he was looking at the screen with intent.

When Candy Store starts playing, he gawked at how hot Heather C was, and you agreed but DAMN. But it clicked, THIS is what you have been randomly singing! He immediately starts singing along, lyrics memorized thanks to you. You both chuckle, you eyes filled with joy already, seeing he wasn’t falling a sleep and a little interested, he mentally cursed at himself for not doing this earlier, seeing how happy you were.

I’m sorry to say but..This man is BULLYING JD when first comes on screen, “he looks like he’s going to sell me aspirin and lie it’s Adderall” “Why is he so…emo?”. specially if you like JD, he’s DOGGING you “Pfft- THIS is your type? You like guys who are nerds?? If you were smart you’d like a guy like me~” bro is NOT slick

He actually really likes Kurt and Ram and first, since their kinda like him, but he still gets hella grossed out by some of their behaviors, but vibes with their energy.

Dead girl walking oh… Ace is just sitting there and side eyes you “are you showing me por-“ “NO NO!l” you yell, he laughed, which made you mad “let’s just skip it you weirdo… good song though…” you muttered kinda bummed since you liked the song. “Hey I didn’t say to skip it, I mean, this could be me and you tonig-AHH!” Ace’s head will never be the same.

When Heather C dies, he cries NOO FINE SHYTT, you both crode together. Though deep down, he’s getting some ideas for the next time Riddle pisses him off…

He’s laughing his Ass off when Blue or You’re welcome starts playing, he’s singing along, of course, he understands the bad connotations of the songs and he it makes me him mad, yea he’s a teenage boy but he’s not a monster. But get ready for him to keep singing blue around you randomly.

Throughout the musical he is just tearing JD and Heather D apart, literally it’s just “shut your lame ass up” whenever they speak. “Veronica bro WHY ARE YOU WITH HIM LEAVE” every few minutes too.

Meant to be yours is probably his favorite song after blue and big fun. He likes how frantic it is, and he’s not insane or cringe, but he did hug you a little tighter during it.

When it ends, he starts saying it was still corny, but after getting jacked up by you a while, he does begin telling you how much he liked it and what he liked, ending up in you guys laying on your bed together, bodies close with a thin blanket draped over you, talking about Heathers all night and laughing giggling with Seventeen playing in the background softly as you laughed into his chest and finally went to steady breathing as you both fell asleep<3

[sketches-by-scarletwind]

Finally a quiet moment alone

Spoilers for @cloudedmoonofficial’s first book Clouded Moon: Shifting Roots below the cut. Eeee this book was great!! So excited for Shaded River

As a new member of Field Colony, would Wildfur go through any specific training or just expected to learn on the fly? Initially, I’d think the first option, except that now the already small colony is even smaller, so right now the name of the game seems like it’d be b. Hope our favorite grumpy fluffball gets some advice bc the guy doesn’t really seem like he’s built for prolonged running and agility 😅 I’m curious as to what Wildfur’s actual personality will be like now that he’s separated from the source of all his stress and trauma - I kind of hc him as the flipside to Redleaf. Still supportive and watchful, but not quite as initially outgoing. More of the unassuming counselor who really bonds with the quiet shy kids, bc they’re a bit more low energy, and helps to build them up

Also did Spotty ever tell Missingfoot about him or did he immediately put everything essential about him together on his own? - his inviting nature upon the sudden appearance of the marsh cat was not lost on me. I also wonder if Wildfur's name ever came up during Moonlight Meetings while Missingfoot was a Mentor and if he knew of him from afar. Now that Spotty is leader, will he be officially retired or would he keep working as a Keeper, probably out of necessity now

I also felt so bad for poor Jaggy leaving with Fernface - high key hope he has a change of heart and sucks up the courage nobody thinks he has and comes back. The Wastelands, if his company doesn’t get to it first, are gonna chew him up and spit him out

I’m also curious to see how Ambereyes is doing in the next book. This poor “strives to be a supporting character” really got a protagonist’s amount of loss and trauma in the past few months. Lilyfire too - I’d love to see her eventually become an envoy on Spotty’s council.

Eee!! I can’t wait see grown up Steadystone and all of Nightpool’s kits!! I also adore Lakespeckle!! And Viperfang really grew on me when I really didn’t expect him to!!

[mythica0]

(alt plot to "open arms") polites getting tickled by the lotus eaters?

Fuzzy little fellas

🎂: Epic: the musical

🧁: Polites

🍫:Lotus eaters (ft. Ody)

Summary: The Lotus eaters have taken quite a liking to Polites. Unfortunately for him, their affection has quite the effect on him.

A/N: I GASPED in joy when I saw this request. I absolutely love this idea thank you so much for requesting it. It’s a little shorter than I would like but oh well. Also I haven’t been doing it recently, but I finally got to end the fic with its title again! (I used to do that with all my fics for those unaware.) huzzah! But without further ado, Enjooyyyyyy :3

Fuzzy little fellas

“Thank you!”

“Welcome!”

Polites and Odysseus had just finished getting information on food from the Lotus eaters, on their island.

They were just about to head back through the forest towards their ship.

However; the little fuzzy creatures didn’t want Polites to go.

“Stay! Nice man stay!” One spoke, latching onto his leg.

“I’m sorry little guy, but I can’t stay. I have to get to my home.”

“Awwwww” “boooo!” The voices of the creatures echoed around them. It seems they had grown quite an attachment to the sunshiny man.

Odysseus smiled fondly and gave an amused huff.

“We have time until sunrise. We can stay for a while.”

“Really?”

“Yes, really. Go ahead and spend some time with the lotus eaters.”

Polites smiles, and the lotus eaters cheer.

“Yay!” “Nice man stay!” “Friend!”

Polites laughs a bit and sits on the forest floor, allowing the small creatures to come up to him.

They swarm around him, snuggling into his lap and hands, asking for pets. He happily obliges.

“You little guys are so cute..” he whispers a bit.

As much as he was enjoying the affection, there was a slight problem. It tickles. Badly.

The small creatures were nuzzling their fuzzy selves into his side and legs and neck, and he was trying not to squirm too much but… man that fucking tickles.

He was trying to suppress his laughter, both in hopes that the little creatures wouldn’t get upset and that they wouldn’t notice how ridiculously ticklish he was.

He was doing.. okay-ish. For a while. Small giggles and snickers leaving him, as well as wearing a wide, wobbly smile, but managing to suppress the majority of his reactions.

Until one of the Lotus eaters got into his shirt, and it all went out the window.

“Pfft- ohoho nohoho! Nohohot thehehere! Ehehehehe!”

Odysseus looked on in amusement. He knew exactly what was happening as soon as Polites’ smile got wobbly. And he knew it was only a matter of time until his friend broke into giggles.

“Gehehehet ohohout ohof thehere! Ehehehe!”

The lotus eaters seemed confused, but also excited. They liked Polites’ giggles, even if they weren’t sure what was causing it.

“Why laugh?” “Yeah, yeah, why you laugh?!” They asked and chittered excitedly.

“He’s ticklish, that’s why.” Odysseus chimes from the sidelines, watching with an amused grin as he leaned against a tree.

“Trahahahaitor! Ehahahaha!” Polites accused, although it lost all bite behind his wide smile, shining eyes and adorable giggles.

The Lotus eaters tilted their heads, not understanding.

“It means when you touch him in specific spots or ways, he laughs. And one of you found his weak spot.”

“Oo! Where?” They chittered excitedly at the prospect. They loved his laughter, and if there was a way to get more of it they were certainly down.

“Ohohody dohont yohou dahahare!”

“His stomach, extra ticklish.” Odysseus ignores the protest and nods towards Polites’ tummy, where one of the Lotus eaters was still nuzzling and scurrying around.

“Ehehehe plehehease thahat tihihickles! Ehehahahaha!”

“Oo!” “Yay!” “Laugh more!” The lotus eaters chittered again, and then started to intentionally tickle him, especially on his tummy.

“Eee! Nohohoho! Ohoho gohohods- thahat thihihickles!” Polites squirmed around, trying not to fall backwards so he doesn’t crush the small creatures. Their fuzzy little bodies and paws tickled so bad! He couldn’t stop himself from giggling and squirming, fighting his instincts to double over and curl in on himself with all his might.

“Yay!” “Tickle nice man!” “Yeah, yeah! Make nice man laugh!”

Odysseus still watched, smiling. As much as his friend protested, Odysseus knew he loved it. His smile was genuine and he wasn’t really trying to make the creatures stop.

Eventually Polites lost the battle and fell into his back, which only put him into a more vulnerable position as the Lotus eaters swarmed around him, scratching lightly along his ribs, sides and oh so ticklish tummy. He was lost to happy giggles, covering his flushing face with his hands as he squirmed and giggled.

The Lotus waters seemed to be drinking up his giggles, wide, excited smiles adorning their adorable little faces. Their small tails wagging behind them, some of them even brushing along Polites’ knees which made him laugh even more.

He was having quite a bit of fun, as embarrassing as this was. Not only did he get to have a good giggle and just not worry for a while, but also he was being cuddled by adorable fuzzy creatures! What’s there not to like?

As he squirmed on the ground his bandana shifted, his hair became a mess and his glasses went askew, and eventually he squealed when one of the small creatures worked their little fangs onto his tummy, and around his navel.

“EEE- ohohoho nohoho-! Nohohot thahahat ohoho GOhODs-!” His laughter grew squeakier and high pitched, it tickled so much and he couldn’t do anything about it! Well, not anything that would risk hurting the small creatures and he wasn’t going to do that!

But as much fun as it was, it was getting kind of overwhelming and the Lotus Eaters didn’t seem to understand when he actually wanted them to stop.

Seeing the signs of his friend being done, Odysseus walked up and picked up the Lotus eater on his tummy. “Alright guys, he’s had enough.”

“Awwww!” “But he happy!” “Yeah, he laugh!”

Odysseus chuckled a bit. “Let this be an excellent learning opportunity for ya little fuzz balls.” He spoke informatively, almost like a teacher during lecture and set down the Lotus Eater gently on the forest floor. “The laughing is a reflex, and doesn’t necessarily mean that someone is happy in this case. It can be enjoyable, but after a while it can get to be too much, you get it?”

There were mutters of agreement echoed around the Lotus Eaters, and they got some final head pats from Polites before backing off and allowing him to stand.

“Alright, we gotta go now.” Odysseus spoke, a hint of empathy in his voice.

Another saddened echo, just like before.

“But it was great meeting you! Maybe we’ll come back to visit, yeah?” Polites replied, ever the optimist, trying to lighten the mood a bit.

“Oo, yeah!” “Yay!” The small creatures cheered in agreement.

Then the two men left, both feeling in significantly higher spirits. All thanks to those fuzzy little fellas.

———THE END————————————————

[elijbclawz]

HEHEHEHE

Miss mystery wip hehehehehe

[lamourdemalvie]

YOU DONT REALLY NEED A BREAK; WANNA SEE WHAT YOU CAN TAKE

BILLIE EILISH X ARTIST!billie!OC

Summary: Jocelyn and Billie have been dating for a little over a year now. They accidentally plan their tours to be during the same time which means they werent able to see each other in person for nearly 3-4 months. They both decided to agree on going on a "relationship break" until they get off tour. Which means both Billie and Jocelyn get full freedom to do whatever they want with other people. But what happens when Jocelyn fully uses that to her advantage?

Authors note: not my first ever smut fic but my first ever Billie fic on tumblr so eee !! I’m excited to share my writing with the Billie community so I hope you freaks like it :)

Today was the first day in nearly 4 months that Jocelyn and Billie had seen each other in person. 

They had both gone on tour at the same time and only talked to each other a little bit on call and through text while they weren't busy. 

Even though Billie and Jocelyn had a very committed and healthy relationship they both agreed to go on a relationship break a few days before they started their tours. Jocelyn was the one who brought it up. Mainly because for some reason she was scared of the fact that Billie would be away for so long and the thought of Billie cheating really scared her. So if she just asked to take a break, she had no reason to get mad if she saw videos online of Billie with other people. 

Billie wasn't too happy about the idea but she knew they were gonna be busy anyways so she agreed. She didn't mind. 

The thing is, Jocelyn took this 'break' thing a little .. too far. With the tour being so stressful and overwhelming, she needed a stress reliever. And Billie was her stress reliever. After a hard day at the studio, Billie was at home waiting for her so she could help her. Lay her down, massage her, eat her out, fuck her, whatever she did it really calmed her down. Especially the fucking part. So with Billie not being there, she needed someone. More.. than just someone. 

Jocelyn started hooking up with random people. Nothing more than hooking up. She wouldn't even let the people do foreplay or even kiss her or touch her in certain ways. Just casual sex. 

Jocelyn's best friend, Quen, decided to go on tour with Jocelyn because Quen had been wanting to travel more and she knew Jocelyn needed some company. 

Quen knew about everything that was happening. Jocelyn would blab about it every night to her. Quen has a big mouth and she also happens to be good friends with Billie. So she ended up telling Billie every detail. 

The people she was fucking, when and how often she was fucking them, and everything. 

Of course, Billie was a bit jealous, even a tad bit hurt. But she knew they had an agreement. And Billie knew when Jocelyn came back she would put her in her place anyway.

Billie and Jocelyn met up together at the LA airport. They were both extremely excited to see each other. Jocelyn ran into Billie's arms with a big kiss. and Billie returned it. Snuggling into her neck and holding her tightly. Billie showed no sign of being mad or upset. In fact, she was being joyful around her. Even in the car ride home Billie had a good conversation with her. Billie kept it all in until they got home.

Jocelyn opened their shared room and put her bag down. "God I'm so glad tour is over. It was amazing but I really did miss our room." Jocelyn admitted. Billie smiled, "Yeah I missed it too. I was pretty homesick most of the time." she said setting her bag next to Jocelyn's. Jocelyn began to take her belongings out of the bag and put them up. Billie doing the same. 

Jocelyn sighed, finally finishing and zipping her suitcases up. She plopped her back onto the right side of their bed with a loud huff. Billie walked over and laid down next to Joc, facing her. Jocelyn was facing the ceiling. 

"So joc, what was the most exciting part about your trips?" Billie asked getting the conversation started. Jocelyn continued to look at the ceiling. "Uhmmm I liked the vip q&a sessions. I liked being able to talk to the fans and-" Billie cut her off. She turned Jocelyn face to face hers. Her blue eyes piercing into Jocelyn. 

"No baby, that's not what I meant. Outside of the tour." Jocelyn furrowed her eyebrows. "Oh uhm.. well. Me and Quen went sightseeing a lot and stuff and that was fun. we even went to an-" Billie cut her off once again. This time pushing her back down on her back. A gasp escaping Jocelyn's lips at the sudden shift. Billie gets on top of Jocelyn aggressively and wraps her hands around Jocelyn's neck. Jocelyn's eyes go wide. Billie's silver rings make Jocelyn shiver. 

"Stop fucking acting dumb. You know exactly what I'm talking about." Billie aggressively said into Jocelyn's ear. 

That's when it hit her. nothing left Jocelyn's lips, she was stunned. "Let’s talk about all the people you fucked on tour huh? I mean I know we were on a break, but, wow. You really are a fucking slut, Jocelyn. SEVEN people!" Billie spoke, still on top of her. 

Billie began to unbutton Jocelyn's shirt with her other hand. Jocelyn would be lying if she said she wasn't loving this. "Well... if you wanna act like a slut Jocelyn.. let's treat you like a fucking slut." and with that, Billie tore off the rest of her shirt. Throwing it somewhere across the room. 

Billie began to leave harsh kisses all down Joc's neck. Shaky moans try to leave Jocelyn's closed-up throat. Her eyes rolled back. Jocelyn's perky tits were on full display for Billie. She began to trail from her neck down to them. Placing kisses and bites on her nipples. Jocelyn was in pure bliss. Not for long though. 

Billie looked up at Jocelyn. Her eyes were soft. Billie took her hand off Jocelyn's neck and placed them down on the side of her. Rubbing both her hands up and down Jocelyn's body. Jocelyn looked down at her in awe. Billie was being so ... gentle with her? It confused her. 

Then suddenly Billie’s eyes went cold. She harshly grabbed onto Jocelyn's hips, sure to leave marks from Billie’s uncut nails, and flipped Jocelyn over. Having her ass up and her head down into the soft mattress. A loud moan leaving her pink lips. 

Billie takes her left hand and slaps Jocelyn's clothed ass harshly. A yell being heard from the girl under her. Billie began to take her shorts off swiftly. Billie rested both her hands on her ass and rubbed her way up her back. Billie grinded her metal belt against Jocelyn's ass, placing her mouth above her ear. "Bet nobody on tour did it as good as me, hm." she spoke cockily. Jocelyn got the balls to say "You might have some competition with Ruby." Ruby being one of the girls she fucked. That made Billie's mood switch extremely. 

Billie knew deep down Jocelyn didn't mean that. Billie knew she wanted to get to Billie's head. And that she did. Jocelyn looked back with a smirk. That smirk only made Billie's face light up red. 

Billie grabbed a fist full of Jocelyn's hair and yanked it down into the mattress more. Making Jocelyn's face covered up. It hurt Jocelyn a lot, even cutting out most of her oxygen. But god, it made her so much more turned on.

Nothing left Billie's mouth. She had nothing to say. She took her other hand and placed her fingers in her mouth getting them wet. They left her mouth with a pop. She took them and roughly placed them at Jocelyn's hole. She then slammed into her with 2 fingers at once. That made Jocelyn's thighs squeeze together and she moaned into the bed. Her eyes rolling back once again. 

Billie immediately spread her legs open. Her other hand still placed in her hair. She took the fist full of hair and brought her back up. pulling her head back. still roughly pounding in and out of her with her fingers. Jocelyn was panting like a helpless puppy for Billie.

"Look at you. God, you look fucking pathetic." Billie growled. All Jocelyn could reply with was moans and pants. Billie took her hand out of her hair and slapped her ass again. "I know damn fucking well nobody had you like this. Let’s be realistic princess," Billie stated. and she was right, nobody did. Nobody could. 

"B-Billie'm so close please.." Billie immediately took her fingers out. Making Jocelyn groan and gasp . "No. No. No. Billie no." Jocelyn desperately spat out. 

Billie flipped her back on her back. Her legs spread, all on display for her. Billie crawled in between her. her face met hers. inches apart. "Go ahead. Admit that im better. Admit that nobody can fucking do what I do." Billie demanded. Her iconic cocky smirk plastered all over her tan face. Jocelyn rolled her eyes. She always hated this. 

Billie noticed her attitude. Billie took her hand and grabbed Jocelyn's jaw. Jocelyn's eyes go wide. "Fucking say it whore." Billie spat. Their foreheads were touching. Jocelyn was once again quiet, but out of shock. Billie’s grip tightened on her face. 

"Fucking say it or I will sit here all fucking night and make you cum until you fucking pass out." Billie once again demanded. 

Jocelyn's eyes only grew wider and wider. "Yes Billie fuck oh my god your better. Nobody even fucking comes close to you. M-mommy please.. please make me cum please I haven't had anything as good as this in months." Jocelyn finally admitted. Everything coming out all at once now. Her eyes were watering, tears stained her pink cheeks. Billie let go of her jaw and grinned happily. 

Finally getting what she wanted. 

Billie crawled back and rested her face down to her pussy. She placed her hands on her knees so she could spread her more. She made direct eye contact with Jocelyn and lowered her face down on her. Swirling her tongue on her clit. Her crystal clear siren eyes making this so much hotter. Moan began leaving Jocelyn's mouth.

Billie began to eat her like there was no tomorrow. Her tongue going in circles over and over again. Occasionally fucking her tongue in and out of her. Jocelyn rested her hands in Billie's hair, pushing her more and more down on her. Jocelyn's back arched. She was in utter fucking bliss. "p-please im so close.." she told her. Billie continued. She wanted to get her off. 

Jocelyn finally came down from her high and her legs began to shake. Her thighs closing in on Billie's face. shoving her even farther in her. Her white liquids coating all over Billie's pretty face. Billie moaned on her. 

Billie didn't even try to lick up her cum, instead, she whipped it off her face, and off Jocelyn's pussy onto her fingers. Jocelyn watched as she did this. thinking that she would just lick it off her fingers.

But no. 

Billie took her cum coated fingers and stuck them back inside Jocelyn. Jocelyn's swollen and overstimulated cunt ache. Making Jocelyn let out the most pornographic moan of her life. Billie forced her cum back deep inside of her. Jocelyn watched her in shock. That had to be the hottest thing she had ever seen Billie do. 

Billie began to get up, slapping her wet clit one last time. 

"So, princess, mind reminding me who does it best?"

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[moonylupinlover]

𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐈𝐍 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄

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pairing/(s):

Remus Lupin x reader (platonic), Sirius Black x Remus Lupin, James Potter x reader

description: James and Sirius being best friends and acting like excited dogs jumping around in the corridor and hugging each other squealing whenever they see each other and their keepers just stand there watching them completely in love.

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James Potter and Y/N had been dating for 8 months, he had met her friends and she had met his both agreeing that they were nice. But something rhat always shocked her every single time it happened was when ever James saw Sirius.

She and James were walking to their potions class as Y/N talked about how Marlene and her had found this beautiful lake on the way to Hogsmeade when he squealed and jumped up and down on the spot.

’Sirius! Hey! Over heree! PADS!’ James shouted with all his might, ongoing students watching him in fear, but James didn’t notice.

’Oh my god!! Prongs! EEE!’ Sirius shrieked running through the crowds of people that bustle by. Remus stray behimd him apologising to all the people he pushed through and the first year that he pushed to the ground.

’I haven’t seen you in ages!’ James hugged Sirius tight with a beaming smile.

’We had Charms together not even 5 minutes ago?’ Sirius laughs ’I missed you too Prongs,’ Sirius hugs back tight, almost as if James was going to war and he doesn’t know when he’ll see him again.

’How are you Rem?’ Y/N chuckles at the pair smiling at Remus.

’Yeah I’m good, how about you?’ He smiles warmly with genuine curiosity.

’All good but bloody hell I’m buggered.’

She groans with fatigue, before she can say any more Remus holds a bar of chocolate infront of her.

’Here, have some chocolate it’ll make you feel better.’

She mutters a thank you breaking off a piece and handing the rest back to him. Y/N looks back at her boyfriend and sees Sirius on his back giving him a piggyback ride.

As she bites into the dark chocolate that instantly boost her energy, her irises inflated to go with her love gazy stare. Watching him be so free and happy with his besr friend, she smiled realizing that she was unconditionally sincerely in love with him.

‘They’re such dorks,’ Remus chuckles looking at Sirius with complete adoration in his eyes.

‘Yeah they are,’ Y/N laughs back planning how she’s going to propose to her perfect dork in her head, as Remus listed off the names of their children in his head.

[bawbawbridgie]

HPCC year 8 performance notes:

october 20th!

hello! it was a joy watching the new yr 8 cast and im soooo excited to see where they go from here!! some of my notes are very similar to my previous performance notes but i hope you all still enjoy!

Part 1, Act 1:

- ellis!albus waving at eve!rose, eve not seeing (or maybe ignoring) him and instead talking to matty!james

- jaden!craig is so bouncy and energetic LOVE HIM ALREADY

- a big belly laugh from ellis after the ‘son of dark lord’ joke from harry!scorpius

- SCOTTISH YANN LETS GOOOO

- ellis again looking at harry while being sorted

- all students going very quiet and starring at ellis trying to lift up the broom

- harry back at it again with a thumbs up at eve when getting quidditch team

- jaden not participating in the bullying and just looking so concerned for ellis and harry

- david!harry getting frustrated that he calls albus al

- ellis getting right into david’s face with a lot of emotion on ‘friend to find’

- ellis reaching out to harry before running off after the astoria conversation

- layla!lily jr and matty do a cute little handshake once she gets sorted

- eve trying to get tasha!polly to stop bullying albus after wand dance by pulling her away from him

- jade!hermione being shocked about the mess left in the office

- julia!delphi shaking ellis’ hand for soooo long

- julia pretending to stab herself with her wand when she has to go to amos

- ellis laughing/mocking david after ‘i’m not going to be made responsible for your own unhappiness’

- YOUNG HARRY IS SO SMALL I CANNOT

- claire!ginny mimicking david on the line ‘harry Potter front 🤓🤓’

- eve not looking at or acknowledging harry until she goes ‘BREAD???’

- eve being really genuine with ellis about always being there for him

- ellis and harry falling into each other when the train starts

- julia/delphi seems to be almost trying to convince/gaslight amos into believing what she is saying about ‘wanting someone inside hogwarts’

- tom as ellis as ron going up to david and quickly comparing heights I DIED WHEN HE DID THAT

- david walking off after and doing the mind blowing hand action and noise

- tom rolling his robe into a baby and holding it then throwing it on desk on ‘how could i give him back’

- i have already noticed how much closer and more casually ellis and harry are standing together now EEE!!!

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Hello! You ship Zephrit right?? I’m genuinely curious as to how this ship came to be, I’ve been digging around and seeing some great art (including yours omg I love your art) is there like concert footage of Ifrit and Zephyr? (Bc Terzomega there is lots of on stage footage and stuff) Anyways, I would love if you could tell me more about zephrit!!

EEE I would love to talk about it!! I'm not sure the exact origins of it so I'm definitely gonna ramble a little (a lot) - but they did have a lot of fun things on stage together!

I do think part of it is just the overall closeness of the Popestar lineup, at least in my opinion. It definitely feels like a lot of other ships along the lines of "these two interacted and have a good energy together and I think they should kiss about it" HAHAHA

But honestly, Ifrit played around so much with everyone and did NOT let Zephyr fade into the background and I really do love that, especially when it's so hard to find good clips of keyboardists.. and Zeph was so lively, it helped that Ifrit was Right There for them to goof around with

Another factor might be that Ifrit and Zephyr were the only two ghouls who didn't move on in the lineup (aside from Ivy, who of course is nor mentioned enough because of how briefly he was there). We got to see Aether, Dew, and Mountain's relationships all evolve together while Zephyr and Ifrit are a little seperate from that, only being there for the year.

And bonus chronic pain/fatigue ghoul X excited heat pack ghoul

Digging in my Zeph Stash but I'm sure I have more and better stage moments hidden somewhere ^^ I am always willing to talk about anything Popestar ghouls, especially Zephyr related!! They're just a bit more difficult to find because there's really only so much recordings online from the era, especially ones that focus on anyone else *but* Terzo

(ALSO I'M SO GLAD U ENJOY MY LIL DOODLES💗🦇💗🦇💗)

‼️FLASH WARNING FOR THE GIF UNDER THE CUT‼️

[iheartgirlzn]

may we have some hcs for katsuki bakugou where the reader is his kid sibling who got a recessive shapeshifting quirk like Nimona?

CAN A SHARK DANCE

BAKUGO WITH A YOUNGER SIBLING WHO HAS A SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK

pairing: katsuki bakugo x sibling!shapeshifter!reader

warning(s): swearing, probably ooc bakugo, mentions of him hating quirkless ppl and deku LMAO

🎸 notes: hopefully i got this right !! sorry if i got the whole quirk aspect bit wrong :,) // title from the nimona movie — sorry i haven’t read the comicsss

EEE OK OK!

he would never admit that he loves you.

even though he’d actually burn the world for you, because he’s an overprotective brother like that, he would still rather die than ever admit he doesn’t hate you.

this is what would happen if you asked him: “do you love me?” “………………” ← just intense silence with the most disgusted look on his face.

but honestly, he’d be an amazing brother (most of the time).

depending on how much younger than him you are, depends on how nice he is to you.

if you’re a toddler or tween for example (ages 5-9), he’d probably baby you a lot — but aggressively.

IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT ?! he’d act like how mitsuki does with him.

but if you’re a little older, like a teenager, he’d affectionately bully you.

he’d make fun of how you look and who your friends are, call you names, the usual.

speaking of, he’d never remember what any of your friends are called and because he ‘doesn’t know them’ he’d never let you go and hang with them.

dating is also off the table — he’d just be a dick and talk bad about your s/o the whole time. female, male, or anything in between is a big no no.

you’re look a little too nice for a normal hang out? well, guess what: you’re not going 🗣️

i wouldn’t be suprised if you also shared the family anger issues !!

outbursts (either his or yours) would lead to play fights, where you’d be on your back trying to kick him while he’s trying to jump on you and not get hit so he can put you in a headlock.

is SUPER competitive. like it’s actually a bit insane sometimes.

because you’re related to him he expects you to be great at everything—so during any game you play (card game, board game, etc) he wants you to win. but he will beat your ass if you do you actually end up winning against him.

ITS VERY CONFUSING !!

like, he wants you to win… unless it’s to him. and he will most definitely brag for the next month whenever he does beat you in any sort of game or competition.

is one of those older siblings who swears a bunch, all day, every day. but if YOU swear? nope nope nope. he will immediately snitch and look at you like you’ve just disgraced the whole family line. (me core !)

shadows boxes you 24/7. idk, i just feel like he’d do that. he’s like an annoying fly buzzing in your ear.

ANYWAYS!! TO THE QUIRK HCS!!

when you got your quirk he was like a proud dad. y’know that smug tiktok emoji or whatever? that was his face.

he was super excited that you weren’t (and i quote) a ‘quirkless loser’.

you probably pranked him a lot when you were young—turning into your parents or a random hero just to scare him.

the two of you also probably pranked other kids by turning into random pro heroes or some shit 😭 idk i just thought that would be super funny.

when he got into UA, he forced you to train with him and would sometimes make you shapeshift into someone he hated (*cough* deku *cough*) for motivation.

because you’re his younger sibling, of course you’re gonna mock him. so whenever he’d piss you off, you’d turn into him and start saying random shit like: “i love deku! he’s my hero!” or “i’m so angry all the time and have no friends *cue you acting all pouting and sulky*.”

that would always really piss him off. like he’d start exploding your shit.

basically you’re very chaotic and use your quirk to your advantage against him !! and honestly? i respect the grind 🫡

UHMM IDK WHAT ELSE TO ADD… SO BYEBYE MWAH MWAH ♡

[sea-grunks-dating-sim]

Oh my god oh my god I just started chapter 1 and the amount is SCREENSHOTS i am taking because of how STUNNING THIS ART IS is gonna be RIDICULOUS.

Like how is this soo STUNNING. AHHHHHHH. I’M FREAKING OUT IT’S SOO GOOD

EEE THIS IS SO EXCITING, THANK YOU !! <3

Dante (Linuxvaloare) worked so hard on the Stan O' War II backgrounds and they are STUNNING. When they first sent in their WIPs, our team was floored/pos, so it means so much that others are loving their art too !!

TYSM FOR PLAYING !! <3