#I’m in my 30s

[greenbergsays]

My cousin who’s about 10 years younger than me posted a thing about comfort shows on FB and I was like LEVERAGE, because. Well. You know.

And one of her FB friends fangirled about it in the comments, bc she doesn’t know anyone else who’s seen it

Which is GREAT, but then girly pop was like “[Christian Kane] was in a show called Angel, too! […] Definitely recommend that show as well!”

My whole brain short circuited into the Aslan meme

[a-boat-on-the-sea]

Just realised that ghosts don’t look like bedsheets. Ghosts are invisible. Ghosts wear bedsheets so that people know that they’re there.

[textsfrombeybladers]

Currently going through my head: Some fanfic I read in elementary school on Blue Blazes that had something to do with all the bladebreakers writing in their diaries. I remember nothing about this other than Kenny being cranky and everyone individually deciding that he must be constipated and that they should sneak laxatives in his box of spare parts.

Also something about Kai having a new brand of hair gel that’s making his head itch and his concern that people will look at him funny if he itched his head in public.

[bioshzrd]

this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever

[hafwen]

My therapist asked me if I feel like I’m still in year that’s gone by already (ex. In 2020 even though it’s 2023) and I got so excited because I have felt like this for years!!!!

Guess what? It’s disassociation from trauma

[acetier]

i'm So Normal about him

((close ups under cut bc idk he's pretty asdsfksdf))

[adhdandcomics]

shout out to my folks with insomnia & depression & delayed sleep phase disorder & sleep apnea & disabilities & other sleep disorders diagnosed, undiagnosed, and just my plain old night owls & night shift workers!! we r so fucking cool & exist every day in a society not made for us at all. and NONE of us are lazy bums or bad people for staying up late & sleeping in till noon or two or whatever whenever you get up!! no matter what anyone says!! you’re incredible and i love you!!!

[esendoran]

the small town vet i take my animals to famously only accepts cash and check. (the card fees are too high for them, presumably.) i don’t like to let the IRS just put money in to or take money directly out of my bank account, so i write them checks. and i recently took over my family’s small business— for which i go through about a checkbook a month, in addition to other forms of payment for my creditors.

and yes, i do live in america and i am over 30.

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[bruciemilf]

Battinson’s atrocious handwriting proves he’s a doctor at heart

[lauraneedstochill]

Boy meets world, S7EP19 // post by @bookwyrminspiration // Michael Dickman, Killing flies // Margaret Atwood, Shapechangers in Winter // Benjamin Alire Sáenz, Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe // Better Call Saul, S1EP9 // unknown (x) // Glee, S4EP4 // Little Women (2019) // Dante Émile, After Abel // George R. R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons // Pietro Novelli, Cain Killing Abel // unknown (x) // Genesis 4:9 // Joan Didion, South and West // Sherlock, S1EP1 // 520 Studios, I Wanted To Feel Loved Without Feeling Like I Was Begging For It // by twitter user @/thehauntedqueen.

web weaving on: Jaehaerys Targaryen & the grief of losing a child // Sunfyre & his eternal devotion // Alicent & Gwayne (coming soon)

[asexualasshat]

Anyone else Thinkin about how Steve was 100% the subject of Eddie cafeteria rants during Steve’s senior year?? Maybe a jibe about how Nancy was right to leave him? She’s too good for him??

And it hurts cause he’s a lil raw but it’s mostly like “yeah I know” so it mostly brushes past him. He’s doing his best to be a decent person.

And so now after seeing Steve bite the head off a bat and also be kind and respectable? He’s like “woah. Steve is good. So good. Maybe the best. Deserves so much love.” And obviously that’s rapidly growing crush. But he doesn’t quite pick up on it so he’s like “this surely means he’s at least good enough for Nancy. I need to encourage them to get together because Steve is so good and deserves the best”

So he encourages it and Steve kinda explores it and he’s quickly like “hmmm no. She’s the best and we’re buds and will never kiss again.”

And Eddie is a lil crushed that Steve isn’t happy and in love. No he’s fr feeling very sad for Steve.

It’s like a month later, with Steve leaning against him while they watch a movie, that Eddie’s like “hold the phone! I don’t just want him to be happy and in love! I want him to be happy and in love with ME!”

Thus followed by Eddie’s bumbling attempts because he doesn’t really think he’s good enough for steve

But what he doesn’t know is that Steve sped through a sexuality crisis and had been ranting to Robin about how Eddie wasn’t picking up on his flirting (Robin says he’s too subtle) so he doesn’t know what to do. But oh man, he recognizes flirting coming at him with no question. Even if it’s so deeply awkward. So once he sees Eddie flirting??? Game on. Come to Stevie

End rant

[somerandomdudelmao]

Someone mailed me a bunch of handmade tiny orcas..I….oh, MY GOD, hahahaha. Whoever it was, I hope you're having a reeeeally great day because you absolutely made mine

[milkywayes]

the galaxy has a firewall happy N7 day! [prints]

[studdedleatherandchantillylace]

I literally don't have to be doing anything anymore. It's just like hey, looks like you've been sitting there enjoying that lemonade for too long. Think I'll just slip this here disk.

[moon-rain]

[dingledraw]

🎶Baby hotline 📞🩷